Charon

Charon
Co-MC holding Charon (right) with Tommy holding London (left)
Species	Human
First appearance	Club Mario (1990)

Charon is an eleven-year-old preteenager who appears in the Club Mario segment for "King Mario of Cramalot."

During the segment, for "babe day," Co-MC brings her to Club Mario, believing that he won, though Tommy counters, as he brought London, an actual baby, and that he brought a young woman (a double entendre of the word "babe," both a form of address to a baby or a young woman).

Later, after the animated segment, Charon appears with Co-MC, where he talks with Tommy about "King Mario of Cramalot." He mentions that they will do some more "satellite surfing," but Tommy refuses as he is still surprised of him bringing a young woman when he brought a baby, and says that they will watch The Legend of Zelda instead. They then watch a replay of the scene where they presented their "babes" to the viewer before doing more "satellite surfing."

After their second "satellite surfing" session, Co-MC asks Charon if she has ever been on a program like his and Tommy's in her life, before mentioning that he has the same studio they are in in his apartment. Charon is last seen at the end of the segment, where she is present when Co-MC and Tommy bid farewell to the viewer.