Glitz Pit
Located in Glitzville, the Glitz Pit is an arena in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. It is where Mario and his partners take on the fighter name "The Great Gonzales" and fight their way through in Chapter 3. There are many fighters here, including Rawk Hawk, KP Pete, Bandy Andy, the Armored Harriers, The Koopinator, Hamma, Bamma, & Flare, and even Bowser at one point, who barges into the ring and fights Mario and his teammates after they defeated the Magikoopa Masters. At first, Mario and his partners fight for the Champ's Belt which has the Gold Star on it, but the Gold Star later turns out fake. In the meanwhile, they gain a Yoshi partner and the Super Hammer as well as beginning to learn about the mysterious events happening around the arena. Grubba, the promoter, used the Gold Star to power his machine that's hidden under the arena. Ever since Jolene's brother, Prince Mush found out about his machine, Prince Mush mysteriously disappeared, so Jolene went undercover and enlisted Mario and his friends' help to defeat Grubba.
After Chapter 3, Jolene takes Grubba's duties and becomes the arena's manager. Mario and his partners can optionally return to the arena and fight from start. Several sidequests in the Trouble Center also requires returning to the arena to interact with Jolene.
The Glitz Pit can be accessed by either the first doorway in the main hall, or the second story door, up a flight of stairs. Mario can talk to spectators but can't get through the dense crowd. The fighters change whenever Mario enters the arena. While watching them, all they do is bump into each other. There are many fans and reporters in the Glitz Pit.
Oddly enough, on a poster in the foyer, there is a Bob-omb and a Bulky Bob-omb although no Bulky Bob-ombs are fought in the Glitz Pit. Macho Grubba is the true final boss of Glitz Pit.
Seven Wonders of the Glitz Pit
According to Bandy Andy, the fighters within the Glitz Pit are said to pass stories of a set of mysteries that surround the arena, at least prior to Mario's interference. Bandy Andy himself sets out to study these mysteries, but is forcibly silenced by Grubba when he learns too much. Throughout the subplot, all seven wonders are encountered, and most of them are explained.
- The Sealed Wall - The remains of fallen athletes are rumored to be stored behind a sealed wall in a minor-league locker room. The wall is actually a large Yellow Block breakable with Mario's new Super Hammer. The room behind it does not contain the remains of fallen fighters, but research about the Crystal Stars in the form of Dubious Paper.
- The Man-Eating Toilet - A toilet in a major-league locker room is said to devour anyone that attempts to use it. Mario encounters this toilet while escaping from Rawk Hawk's trap, using the "man-eating" toilet to travel to the toilet in the other major-league locker room for the Championship Match.
- The Stairs of Mystery - An unknown room in the Glitz Pit has a second floor but no stairs, and groaning voices can be heard coming from above. This room is the Glitz Pit's storage room, which has a hidden switch to reveal the stairs. The groaning voices belong to the fighters that Grubba drained.
- The Haunted Boudoir - The champion's room is rumored to be haunted. People within the room claim that they hear voices whispering from nowhere, supposedly the voices of athletes who lost to the champion. The voices are actually voices from Grubba's office, which is connected to the Champion's room by an air vent.
- The Spooky Ring-Lights - Strange lights supposedly leak from under the ring doors when nobody is inside. This light is the light of Grubba's power-draining machine and/or the Gold Star. It is implied that Bandy Andy was caught investigating this secret.
- The Missing Ones - Sometimes fighters disappear for no reason and never return, including the first champion, Prince Mush. These athletes disappeared as the result of their power being drained by Grubba's machine, and the three known vanished fighters return after Macho Grubba is defeated.
- Grubba and Jolene - The first part of this wonder is that Grubba is muscular despite being past sixty-years old. This is explained mostly by his use of the power-draining machine. Secondly, Jolene has been known to suddenly vanish. This is explained by Jolene taking up an alternate identity (e-mailing Mario under the pseudonym of "X"), who can frequently be seen in the juice bar outside the arena.
The rankings
This section is under construction. Therefore, please excuse its informal appearance while it is being worked on. We hope to have it completed as soon as possible.
| Glitz Pit Fighters | |||||
| Rank | Picture | Name | Secondary Name | Members | Cutscene after the battle |
| Champ | File:RawkHawkPMTTYD.png | Rawk Hawk | The Feral Nuclear Reactor | Rawk Hawk | |
| 1 | File:Koopinator.PNG | The Koopinator | The Razor Blade Brigadier | Dark Koopatrol | |
| 2 | File:Chompcountry.png | Chomp Country | The Red Ore Fear Orbs | Two Red Chomps | |
| 3 | 
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Hamma, Bamma, & Flare | The Big Bad Brute Bros. | Hammer Bro, Fire Bro, Boomerang Bro | |
| 4 | File:Dark craw.PNG | Craw-Daddy | The Dark Gatekeeper | Dark Craw | |
| 5 | File:PM2 MagikoopaMasters.png | The Magikoopa Masters | The Underworld Servants | Red Magikoopa, Green Magikoopa, White Magikoopa | |
| 6 | 
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The Fuzz | The Bottomless Vacuums | Fuzzy, Green Fuzzy*, Flower Fuzzy | |
| 7 | File:PM2 Shellshockers.png | The Shellshockers | The Turtles of Hurtle | Two Shady Koopas & One Shady Paratroopa | |
| 8 | File:Poker faces.PNG | The Poker Faces | The Ultimate Weapons | Two Bristles | |
| 9 | File:Tiny Spinies.PNG | The Tiny Spinies | The Thorny Demons | Two Red Spike Tops | |
| 10 | File:Iron clefts.PNG | The Armored Harriers | The Iron Adonis Twins | Two Iron Clefts | After Mario gets the Yoshi egg and fails the battle, the Yoshi egg will hatch, and the Yoshi kid will ask Mario to name them. With the new Yoshi, Mario's team is able to defeat the Armored Harriers and get to the major locker room. They also receive 30 coins from Grubba. Rawk Hawk drops in at the major locker room and Mario & co find that the Gold Star on his belt is fake. Mario also receives an email from "X". |
| 11 | File:PM2 Bob-ombSquad.png | The Bob-omb Squad | The Big Bomb Boomers | Four Bob-ombs | Master Crash and Cleftor will be talking about King K's leave, and Jolene will be teaching Sir Swoop how to use the terminal. |
| 12 | File:Punk Rocks.PNG | The Punk Rocks | The Green Torture Squad | Three Hyper Bald Clefts | King K will be missing. |
| 13 | File:PM2 Mind-Bogglers.png | The Mind-Bogglers | The Gray Entanglers | Pale Piranha, Dark Puff, Pider | King K will tell Mario that he is going to retire. |
| 14 | File:HanditoversTTYDscreenshot.PNG | The Hand-It-Overs | The Grim Death Burglars | Two Bandits & Two Big Bandits | King K will mention a "stunnin' babe" at the Fresh Juice Shop, which probably refers to Jolene. |
| 15 | 
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Spike Storm | The Midnight Spike-Bombers | Two* Spinies & One Lakitu | King K will mention the new "menu item" in the Hot Dog Stand outside. Mario can go there and check the Yoshi egg at any time, but the Yoshi is needed in the Armored Harriers battle. |
| 16 | File:The Dead bones.png | The Dead Bones | The Bone-Rattling Rockers | Three* Dull Bones | Mario will hear someone crying whose foot hurts in the corridor while King K chats with him. |
| 17 | 
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The Pokey Triplets | The Spiked Terror Triplets | Three* Pokeys | Bandy Andy will be caught by Jolene and sent back to the room. After a chat with King K, he sneaks out again. |
| 18 | 
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The KP Koopas | The Shell Machines of Doom | Two KP Koopas & One KP Paratroopa | |
| 19 | 
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The Goomba Bros. | The Meteorite Hardheads; however, they are called the Hoppin' Hardheads the first time the player faces them | Five Goombas | King K introduces to him the other fighters in the locker room—Master Crash, Bandy Andy, and Cleftor. he will be talking to Mario often in the next few battles. |
| 20 | File:1000yeardoor.jpg | The Great Gonzales | The Merciless Executioner; known as the Superstar Sequel if Mario enters the Glitz Pit again after Chapter 3 | Mario & Co. | |
In addition, during Chapter 3 the Hand-It-Overs and the KP Koopas are temporarily removed from the roster and replaced with two new teams:
- Wings of Night (Four Swoopers) (a.k.a. the Sleepy Stealth Scythe)
- The Destructors (Three Spinias & Two Spanias) (a.k.a. the Flying Bullets)
* = Enemies that can duplicate themselves.
As Mario rises through the ranks, the rankings between other contendors may shuffle. The only fighters whose positions stay the same are The Goomba Bros., The KP Koopas, The Pokey Triplets, The Dead Bones, The Armored Harriers, The Shellshockers, The Koopinator, and Rawk Hawk.
Enemies
For a detailed listing of enemy formations in the Glitz Pit, see here.
- Armored Harriers (boss)
- Bandit
- Big Bandit
- Bob-omb
- Boomerang Bro
- Bowser (Boss; fought after defeating rank five fighter(s))
- Bristle
- Dark Craw
- Dark Puff
- Dark Koopatrol
- Dull Bones
- Fire Bro
- Flower Fuzzy
- Fuzzy
- Goomba
- Green Fuzzy
- Hammer Bro
- Hyper Bald Cleft
- Iron Cleft
- KP Koopa
- Lakitu
- Macho Grubba (Chapter 3 Boss)
- Pale Piranha
- Pider
- Pokey
- Rawk Hawk (Boss; Championship Match)
- Red Chomp
- Red Spike Top (R.S. Buzzy)
- Shady Koopa
- Spania
- Spinia
- Spiny
- Swooper
Items
| Item | Icon | Location |
|---|---|---|
| Battle Trunks ×20 | File:Battle trunks.PNG | All in the storeroom during Jolene's trouble. |
| Champ's Belt | File:Belt.PNG | Won after defeating Rawk Hawk. |
| Charge P | File:Chargep.gif | In the first-floor storeroom, it can be found among the boxes in the northeast corner with Flurrie's help. |
| Dubious Paper | File:Dubious papers.png | In the minor league locker room, it can be found on top of the shelf in the room to the left. |
| Gold Star | File:PM2 Gold Star.PNG | Given to Mario after he helps Jolene defeat Macho Grubba at the end of Chapter 3. |
| HP Plus P | File:Hpplusp.gif | In the second-floor storeroom, it can be found on top of the big box in the left. |
| Ice Storm | File:IceStorm.PNG | In the major-league room, it can be found in the northwest corner. |
| Last Stand | File:Laststand.gif | In the corridor of the Glitz Pit, it can be found in a blue box near the right entrance. |
| Shine Sprite | File:PMTTYDShinespritesprite.png | In the second-floor storeroom, it can be found by the north wall between the boxes. |
| Star Piece | File:Star Piece.GIF | In the lobby, one is under a panel in the wall corner to the northwest of the entrance. |
| In the office, one is in the drawer near the computer. | ||
| In the office, one is behind the plant in the southwest. | ||
| In the first-floor storage room, one is under a panel on the floor. | ||
| To the right of the second-floor storage room, one is among the rightmost boxes. | ||
| Storage Key | File:PM2 StorageKey.gif | In the second-floor lobby, it can be found behind the leftmost poster during one of X's missions. |
| Wrestling Mag | File:Wrestlingmag.gif | In the office, it is held by Jolene and given to Mario during Toodles's trouble. |
Area tattles
- This is the Glitz Pit lobby. It's pretty nice, actually! Sturdily built, nice decor. And what can you say about that luxurious chandelier except... FABULOUS!!!
- This is the Glitz Pit itself! That's the ring in the middle. That's where all the magic happens. And by "magic," I mean brutal beatdowns.
- This is a backstage corridor. Compared to the Glitz Pit, this is so... businesslike. There's security all OVER, so you can't just wander around wherever you want.
- This is a minor-league locker room. It's kind of, uh... Well, it's pretty disgusting. It's totally different from the first room they showed. The old bait-and-switch... You think they make it totally gross so fighters will try harder to advance?
- This is a major-league locker room. Everybody here dreams of reaching the top... You can almost feel the intensity of their ambition in the air... It's weird... Speaking of weirdness, there's ALWAYS someone in the bathroom. Creepy! Y'know, it's kinda necessary to have access to a bathroom now and then...
- This is a minor-league locker room. It's just as gnarly as the one we were in. If you check the lockers or behind the posters, I bet there are stains and graffiti.
- This is another locker room for major-league competitors. It's opposite the other one. Why was there a hidden room behind the lockers, anyway? What would it be used for? Mysteries are totally everywhere in the Glitz Pit!
- This is the champ's room. Yeah... This has to be like, the WORST decorating ever! Like that tiger-print bed... I mean, COME ON! Think Rawk Hawk designed it? Or maybe Grubba? It couldn't be...Jolene?
- This is the Glitz Pit storeroom. They must keep props or something in here. There's a second floor, too. If you see anything odd, don't forget your partners...
- This is the storeroom. There are lots of wooden crates here, that's for sure. But it doesn't seem to be in use now, does it? I mean, it's COVERED in dust!
- This is the promoter's room. It's fitting... It has sort of a relaxed authority, y'know? This is where the pairings for each match get decided. Neat!
- We're in the ventilation duct. It's really cramped in here. And musty. And dank.
Gallery
Outside of the arena.
The lobby.
The ring.
The hallway.
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Storage room.
The Minor-League locker room.
The Major-League locker room.
The Champion's room.
Names in other languages
Trivia
- If the player were to choose to return to the Glitz Pit and got back up to 1st place, during the Championship Match, the crowd will chant "GONZALES! GONZALES!". However, there is one who will say "JUMPMAN!!! Wait, who?". This is oddly enough, a reference to Mario's original name in the classic arcade game Donkey Kong, as in the game, he was called Jumpman rather than Mario.
- Glitz Blade, one of the Sammer Guys in Super Paper Mario refers to the arena.
