The Fuzz

The Fuzz

“Meeeeork! Meeeeeeork! We'll suck up your SOULS! MEEEEEORK!”

—The Fuzz, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

The Fuzz a.k.a. the Bottomless Vacuums, is a Major League fighting team in the Glitz Pit consisting of a Fuzzy, a Green Fuzzy, and a Flower Fuzzy. They are ranked 6th in Glitz Pit. The phrase "the fuzz" is a slang term for "the police".

Mario fighting the Fuzz

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door stats

Regular Fuzzy

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door enemy
Fuzzy
	Max HP	3	Attack	1	Defense	0
	Location(s)	Shhwonk Fortress, Glitz Pit, Pit of 100 Trials (Levels 3, 5, 8)	Role	Common	Level	8
	Sleep?	95%	Dizzy?	90%	Confuse?	95%
	Tiny?	90%	Stop?	95%	Soft?	95%
	Burn?	100%	Freeze?	80%	Fright?	95%
	Gale Force?	90%	KO?	100%	Moves	Kissy-Kissy (1, recovers health according to damage, Piercing)
	Exp. points	0	Coins	0 - 1	Items	Dried Shroom (drop only), Fire Flower, Honey Syrup (drop only), HP Drain, Mushroom, POW Block (drop only), Sleepy Sheep, Stopwatch, Tasty Tonic (drop only), Volt Shroom (drop only)
Tattle Log #: 50	Log	A parasite that sucks up its opponent's HP to replenish its own. Fuzzies are so hyper that it's hard to time your Guard Action Command.
	Tattle	That's a Fuzzy. What a hyper little guy, huh? Cut back on the caffeine! Max HP is 3, Attack is 1, and Defense is 0. Those things suck up your HP and use it to replenish their own! Isn't that the worst? I mean, EW! Doesn't that just sound totally gross? Anyway, guard against them by pressing the MOMENT they release you. The timing is pretty hard to master, so, uh, practice up! These things really suck... HP.

Green Fuzzy

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door enemy
Green Fuzzy
	Max HP	5	Attack	3	Defense	0
	Location(s)	Glitz Pit, Keelhaul Key	Role	Common	Level	19
	Sleep?	85%	Dizzy?	80%	Confuse?	85%
	Tiny?	90%	Stop?	85%	Soft?	95%
	Burn?	100%	Freeze?	70%	Fright?	85%
	Gale Force?	80%	KO?	95%	Moves	HP Drain (Absorbs 3 HP, Piercing), Spin (summons Green Fuzzy with identical stats)
	Exp. points	0	Coins	0 - 3	Items	Sleepy Sheep, Slow Shroom, Ruin Powder, HP Plus P, Ice Storm
Tattle Log #: 52	Log	This minty Fuzzy replenishes its HP as it drains yours. And it can multiply.
	Tattle	That's a Green Fuzzy. As you can see, it's a Fuzzy, and it's green. Duh! Max HP is 5, Attack is 3, and Defense is 0. This is similar to a normal Fuzzy, so it replenishes its own HP as it sucks out ours. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW... That is just the grossest thing ever. ...If you don't find that idea gross, seriously, there's something wrong with you. The main difference between this and other Fuzzies is that this one multiplies. You know, I bet this thing would look great sitting next to a Gold Fuzzy.

Flower Fuzzy

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door enemy
Flower Fuzzy
	Max HP	6	Attack	3	Defense	0
	Location(s)	Glitz Pit, Keelhaul Key, Pit of 100 Trials (Levels 31, 33-36, 38, 39)	Role	Common	Level	19
	Sleep?	85%	Dizzy?	80%	Confuse?	85%
	Tiny?	90%	Stop?	85%	Soft?	95%
	Burn?	100%	Freeze?	70%	Fright?	85%
	Gale Force?	80%	KO?	95%	Moves	FP Drain (Absorbs 3 FP [if only 1 or 2 FP are applicable, then that is drained]), FP Thunder (3 to Mario and Partner, Piercing), Kissy-Kissy (3, only uses when Mario lacks FP, Piercing)
	Exp. points	0	Coins	0 - 3	Items	Ice Storm, Shooting Star, Sleepy Sheep, Slow Shroom, Spite Pouch (drop only), Stopwatch, Volt Shroom (drop only), Last Stand P
Tattle Log #: 53	Log	A Fuzzy with lovely coloring. It'll suck your FP and attack with magic when full.
	Tattle	That's a Flower Fuzzy. Wow, what a totally pretty Fuzzy, don'tcha think? Max HP is 6, Attack is 3, and Defense is 0. This thing attacks by boinging in and sucking out FP. How uncool! We need FP! Once it charges up its own FP, it uses magical attacks. Better beat it before it does. Oh! I just got it! It's a Flower Fuzzy because it sucks your FP (Flower Points)! Duuuuuuh! Hee hee!

Names in other languages

The Fuzz

Language	Name	Meaning	Notes
Japanese	チョロボン３ Chorobon 3	The Fuzzy 3
German	Fuzzy-Trio[?]	Fuzzy Trio
Italian	Gli Incubo Skizzobocchio[?]	The "Skizzobocchio" (a nonsense neologism) Nightmare
Spanish	Los Peludos[?]	Peludos mean "Furries", and Fuzzies have a lot of fur

The Bottomless Vacuums

Language	Name	Meaning	Notes
Japanese	そこなしのバキューマー Sokonashi no Bakyūmā	The Bottomless Vacuums