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| The following is a list of quotes from ''[[Super Paper Mario]]''; they are listed alphabetically by character.
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| ==[[Bestovius]]==
| | This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Super Paper Mario]]''. |
| *''"Who is this meager mustache, and how does it have the audacity to address my muli-colored glory?"''
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| *''"[[Mario|You]] must be the great hero... IMPERSONATOR!"''
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| *''"What a costume! You look like you leaped right out of the pages of the [[Light Prognosticus|Prognosticus]]!"''
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| *''"Why should the hero have the whole world delivered to him on a well-garnished platter?"''
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| ==[[Bowser]]== | | ==By character== |
| *''"Bwa ha ha ha ha! "We're under attack!" [[Koopa Troop|You jokers]] are the best!"''
| | [[Bowser's Minions|Koopa Troop]] and [[Sammer Guy]]s are grouped together in their own sections. |
| *''"Hey who are those [[Mario Bros.|hairy guys]] in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions."''
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| *''"Bah! [[Mario]]... AND [[Luigi]]?! How'd you get in here?...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!"''
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| *''"I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense... [[Count Bleck]]!''
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| *''"Enough! Release Princess Peach, right now! I'm on a schedule over here!''
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| *''"Bwah ha ha! Will I marry [[Peach]]? Are you kidding me? The answer's YESSSSSSSS!"''
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| *''"MARIO! ...and Princess Peach?! Why do you ALWAYS have to do that. That's like the 1000th time you've shown up at [[Bowser's Castle|my castle]] and screwed everything up!"''
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| *''"No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!"''
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| *''"But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final [[boss]]! I'm going to take over the [[Mushroom World|world]] any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans."''
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| *''"What'd you say? If the world ends, there's not gonna be any world for me to rule?"''
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| *''"Don't get all cuddly with me, Mario."''
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| *''"NO! I'M NOT SWEET!"''
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| *''"Fine... C'mon. Let's get your stupid [[Pure Heart|Precious Heart]], or whatever you call it."''
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| *''"Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating."''
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| *''"Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserize it!"'''
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| *''"Who are you supposed to be, Mr. Frilly Pants? You gonna tie me a balloon animal?"''
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| *''"Bwahah! You're such an idiot! This place makes me stronger too!"''
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| *''"[[Dimentio]]? Gimme a break! That's the lamest villain ever!"''
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| *''"Pbbtth! Wanna know how to thank me, [[Tippi|bugface]]? Just stay outta my way, OK?"''
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| *''"Oh YEAH! I can breathe! But now my nose itches! Man, I hate space!"''
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| *''"Good gravy, [[Squirps|you]]'re ugly!"''
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| *''"Space niblet! You OK?"''
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| *''"Hrmm... [[Mr. L]]. What a nutjob."''
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| *''"Huuuuurgh! Mt brain hurts! I can't keep up with plot points this complicated!"''
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| *''"Huh? What're [[Cragnons|you]] looking at, rocklips? You never seena burly king of evil before?"''
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| *"''Hold up. Did I just hear the word 'UGLY'?"''
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| *''"WARGH! What are... HEY! Hands off the merchandise!"''
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| *''"Pbbbbbbth! Like I'm afraid of danger! Please!"''
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| *''"Count Bleck, [[Floro Sapiens]], whatever... Stomping fools is my business! Show me a to a fool, and I'll stomp it! I don't even need a reason!"''
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| *''"What am I, blind? Shut up."''
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| *''"Hey [[O'Chunks|O'Fatty]]! Take it easy! You're gonna blow out your beard, pal, seriously."''
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| *''"You need stomping. And I'm a Stomptologist."''
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| *''"Man, what a crybaby."''
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| *''"You part of [[Flint Cragley|that idiot]]'s crew? Get back and report to your boss, you lazy worm!"''
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| *''"Oh, PLEASE! You know what you smell like, weirdo? FEAR. Stop crying and fight!"''
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| *''"Whoa, whoa, WHOA! I don't fight veggies!"''
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| *''"Think [[King Croacus IV|you]] can dent a shell as burly as THIS, pretty boy? Let those [[Cragnon]]s go!"''
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| *''"'Challenger'?! Bwahahahaha! All I'd have to do is sit on [[Sammer Guy|you]] and wear you like a hat!"''
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| *''"I don't know who [[King Sammer|you]] are, but I got a 'rousing spectacle' for your face!"''
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| *''"Hey! I'm not fat! I just got a big shell."''
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| *''"Minions need to learn respect."''
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| *''"That Mr. L freak is a total insano."''
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| *''"Where am I?! And why do these jerks in shades keep jumping me?! And what's with the dark? And Peach isn't here... and I'm hungry! What did I do to deserve this?!"''
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| *''"You wanna break up what me and Peach have going!"''
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| *''"Dang! Why do I always lose?! What is WRONG with me?!"''
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| *''"She's gotta be feeling lonely without her burly, awesome hubby at her side!"''
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| *''"Hey! Shut yon trap, [[Luvbi|fluffy]]! You're talking about the WIFE of Lord Bowser!"''
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| *''"Man, all I hear is CRYING! Show a little initiative! Can't we just rebuild the bridge?"''
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| *''"Are we gonna group-hug? Enough pep talk, gramps! I'm doing this for ME!"''
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| *''"I've had egg-salad-sandwiches chunkier than this guy."''
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| *''"Hey, there's no shame in being smacked down by a huge, studly boss!"''
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| *''"Hey, Super Stupid Bros.! Get the princess into the next room NOW!"''
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| *''"Come on! Man up a little. You never give up this easy when you attack MY castle!"''
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| *''"[[Tippi]! Yeah, you're right. C'mon, let's jump [[Super Dimentio|him]]!
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| *''"You believed your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!"''
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| *''"Now THAT is a plan! Make a path!"''
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| *''"[[Shadoo]], boo-hoo, whatever. What a waste of my time!"''
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| ==[[Count Bleck]]==
| | *[[List of Super Paper Mario quotes by character (A–J)|List of ''Super Paper Mario'' quotes by character (A–J)]] |
| *''"Bleh HEH HEH HEH BLECK!"''
| | *[[List of Super Paper Mario quotes by character (K–N)|List of ''Super Paper Mario'' quotes by character (K–N)]] |
| *''"[[Princess Toadstool|Your princess]] has been taken... by Count Bleck!"'' | | *[[List of Super Paper Mario quotes by character (O–Z)|List of ''Super Paper Mario'' quotes by character (O–Z)]] |
| *''"By me... Count Bleck! The chosen executer of the [[Dark Prognosticus]]... is Count Bleck! The fine fellow prophesied to come to [[Mushroom World|this dimension]]... is also Count Bleck!"''
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| *''"Bleh heh heh heh heh... This pleases Count Bleck!"''
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| *''"Aside from [[Timpani]], no treasure mattered in the least to me..."''
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| *''"WHAT?! ... Spat Count Bleck in utter disbelief."''
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| *''"Bleh heh heh heh heh... The man known as [[Blumiere]] died a long time ago. Now there is only Bleck! The Dark Prognosticus's choice to fulfill the prophecy! Nothing more!"'' | |
| *''"Ah, I see you've come at least! So, you really AREW the hero of the [[Light Prognosticus]]..."''
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| *''"But you are far too late to stop the Dark Prognosticus, and me... Count Bleck! Come into grips for that now, for you cannot stop it. I suggest you make yourselves comfortable and enjoy this one, final spectacle!"''
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| *''"Count Bleck does not care about any world! They are all meaningless."''
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| *''"You know the answer, dear Timpani. Count Bleck does not have to tell you. The hour has grown too late... You should know that by now."''
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| *''"Count Bleck is the deleter of worlds! My fate is written in the Dark Prognosticus! ALL NOW ENDS!"''
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| *''"Leave me, [[Nastasia]]. I will deal with these two ALONE."''
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| *''"Count Bleck demands it! I will not say it again..."''
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| *''"Are you prepared, hero? Our duel will be worthy of the last clash this world will ever see!"''
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| *''"How laughable! Is that all the heroism you can muster? Let me show you real power!"''
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| *''"Bleck! I expected more potency from the Hero of Prophecy! And now, I will watch [[Game Over|your game end]], and then your [[Mushroom World|precious worlds]] will end soon afterwards!"'' | |
| *''"Bleh heh heh heh... So, you ARE alive, then!"''
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| *''"What's this? My barrier is... GONE?!"''
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| *''"Then so be it... says Count Bleck! But your precious worlds aren't safe until my last breath. Let us finaly end this! Now, the TRUE battle begins... with Count Bleck!"''
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| *''"BLEHHHHH!"''
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| *''"Ex...Excellent... You have won... Now finish Count Bleck. The Chaos Heart will disappear, and the prophecy will be undone..."''
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| *''"Timpani... After you vanished, I searched long for you. I never stopped looking. I searched and searched, but I never found you. Without you, the world held no meaning or joy. I wanted to destroy everything that's taken you away from me..."''
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| *''"It's too late. Count Bleck has done so much evil... it must end. Just knowing that you are alive, and the world you live in will continue... it gives me peace. I do not have long to live... you must end my game before [[The Void]] destroys all..."''
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| *''"Na-Nastasia!"''
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| *''"No... stop!"''
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| ==[[Dimentio]]/[[Super Dimentio]]==
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| *''"I thought [[Mimi]]'s idea of a perfect world had gem-filled swimming pools and hunky lifeguards?"''
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| *''"So very nice to meet [[Mario|you]]... and your mustache!"''
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| *''"I am [[Count Bleck]]'s master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds, I am...Dimentio!"''
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| *''"Ciao!"''
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| *''"And so I strike, like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarden picnic!"''
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| *''"And so you've come to play, like late-sleeping toddlers!"''
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| *''"You must be [[Bowser]]. I knew the moment I saw the flailing nubbins you call arms."''
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| *''"And now, we must duel like two, glearing banjos on a moon-lit stoop!"''
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| *''"Ah ha ha ha. And so we meet again, like two large, burly dinosaurs with indigestion!"''
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| *''"Now remember kids: eat your [[vegetables]] to grow big!"''
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| *''"The forlorn group of heroes, how they cry! Their tears flow like sad chowder!"''
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| *''"Don't you know who I am? I am your enemy, Dimentio! I serve Count Bleck!"''
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| *''"Say... Just one moment, my dear count. Does this name '[[Blumiere]]' ring a bell?"''
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| *''"The [[Tippi|mustached man's Pixl]] went on and on. She said, 'I must stop Blumiere!' But I suppose there's no reason to pay any mind to the ramblings of a [[Pixl]]."''
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| *''"Ah, I see you're missing the [[Princess Toadstool|ravishing princess]] and the arm-flailer."''
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| *''"Enjoying my game of tag?"''
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| *''"Ah ha ha ha. Oh, no. Magic is no laughing matter. I am always deadly serious."''
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| *''"So, you spit upon my offer? You have wasted my time. And for that, your game ends. I think I'll start with [[Luigi|the green one]]. The shag upon his lip will make a fine trophy!"''
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| *''"And so I strike, like a speeding dodgeball at an echoing gymnasium!"''
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| *''"I needed the [[Pure Hearts]] to defeat Count Bleck. I couldn't do that on my own, so, I had you do all the sweaty labor for me. If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!"''
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| *''"I am saying that you no longer have any value to me, so I'm ending your games. They're all yours now, [[Mr. L]]!"''
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| *''"Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the greatest magic show you'll EVER see!"''
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| *''"Count Bleck! You looked so tattered and pathetic, I nearly forgot about you!"''
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| *''"I'll squeeze the life out of you later. Just wait around in that dimension, OK? Great."''
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| *''"The [[Chaos Heart]] is mine! I will use it to destroy all words and create perfect new ones! Shall we get started, then? I have all I need now... to become the king of all worlds!"''
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| *''"I am invincible! There's nothing you can do! And now, it is time for the destruction to begin! Let it begin with YOU, as you wallow around in helplessness, like upside-down turtles! L-POWER!"''
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| *''"Let's stop wasting time and finish this, shall we? Ciao!"''
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| *''"W-WHAT?!? The Pure Hearts?!? I thought you wasted them all, fighting Count Bleck!"''
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| *''"Noooo... I'm not invincible anymore..."''
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| *''"G-GAH?!"''
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| *''"How did you do it... How could I have lost with the power of Luigi and the Chaos Heart? And the prophecy... Has it been undone?!"''
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| *''"Oh, this isn't finished... You can't escape... I've been saving one last surprise for last! Ah ha ha ha ha... Ciao!"''
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| ==[[Flint Cragley]]==
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| *''"Lesser Cragnons would weep softly."''
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| *''"Suddenly... Out of the cave mists... mysterious, slavering creatures lurched into view!"''
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| *''"Had the gods of adventure forsaken us?"''
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| *''"Cragley Ho!"''
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| ==[[Francis]]==
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| *''"Nerrrrr herrr herrrr herrrrrr! This is so hi-technicaaaaaal!”''
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| *''"NOOOOOOO! MY GRAPHICS CAAAAAAAARD!"''
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| *''"Freel the wrath of the jilted [[X-Naut]] from the season finale of "The [[Grodus]] Chronicles!"''
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| *''"MERCY!"''
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| *''"My high-technical battle skills have failed me! I'm gonna return home and run a simulation on my computer to figure out what went wrong!"''
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| ==[[Luigi]] / [[Mr. L]]==
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| *''"That's my bro, always bouncing back! Like me! I bounce too!''" - Luigi
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| *''"I'm my bro's bro."'' - Luigi
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| *''"The G-Great Luigi, you say? A... A daring defender? ...Me? Then I've got no choice! Luigi must spring into action! My fans need me!"'' - Luigi
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| *''"Oh, me? Just one of Count Bleck's more promising minions. The Green Thunder... MR. L!"'' - Mr. L
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| *''"Just because you're in red doesn't mean you're strong. Have at you!"'' - Mr. L
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| *''"Ooh, the evil king of all charlatans! Do I look scared? Have at you!"'' - Mr. L
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| *''"Hey, Mr. Getsfoiledallthetimebytheredguywiththemustache! I'll foil your FACE!"'' - Mr. L
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| *''"I uh... got to go deflavorize the Brobot's uh... Flavorizer."'' - Mr. L
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| *''"Hey there, butterball!"'' - Mr. L
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| *''"Hey, King Incompetant! I'm gonna hatch an evil plan on your FACE! Have at you!"'' - Mr. L
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| *''"T-Toad?! What? What happened? Why are you so crazy?"'' - Luigi
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| *''"Everyone runs out of extra lives sometime."'' - Luigi
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| *''"Quiet, you big Bowser! We know you kidnapped Princess Peach! Now where'd you put her?!"'' - Luigi
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| *''"Looks like your pure heart thing got broken. I guess pure hearts can't handle the end of the world. Heh. Whatever, I'll swipe it just for kicks."'' - Mr. L
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| *''"GREEEEEEEEN!"''
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| ==[[Luvbi]]==
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| *''"I am sorry...that [[Mario|thou]] [[Luigi|art]] so hairy."''
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| *''"Pray, I would understand this! Is yon Peach the lady friend of Mario?"''
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| *''"Oh, verily? But the damsel looms large in his regard, is this not so? A one-sided crush then, mayhap."''
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| *''"Heareth me, princess of silly peaches?"''
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| ==[[Mario]]==
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| *''"There might not be any world left for [[Bowser|you]] to rule!"''
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| *''"Deal!"''
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| *''"Too rich for my blood."''
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| *''"[[Blappy|You]]'re shady..."''
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| *''"Forget it!"''
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| *''"No way."''
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| ==[[Mimi]]==
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| *''"Surprise! It's me, Mimi!"''
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| *''"[[Coin]]s?! No one uses COINS anymore, you peasants! I SPIT on your coins!"''
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| *''"You DUMMIES! The only reason I'm here is to GET in the way!"''
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| *''"I'm not all soft n' cuddly like the count is."''
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| *''"I like getting what I want, and I'll do whatever I have to to get it!"''
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| *''"You're the one that's always having to get rescued by boys. THAT'S embarassing!"''
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| *''"Boy, it sure would be sad if your boyfriends had to cry over spilled Peaches!"''
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| *''"Gosh, I could follow your big smile anywhere, [[Count Bleck|Count]]!"''
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| *''"I got hired on by [[Merlee]] as her maid for real this time!"''
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| ==[[Nastasia]]==
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| *''"I'm just gonna pencil you in for a ten O' clock brain washing k."
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| *''"If...If I could have been that girl maybe things would be different."
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| *''"Yeah, I'm afraid you orders mean nothing anymore."
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| *''"WAH! Count you can't leave me!"
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| ==[[O'Chunks]]==
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| *''"CHUNKS AWAY!"
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| *''"JUNIOR?! C'mere un' I'll introduce [[Mr. L|yeh]] to Fist Jr. an' his wee pal, Slappie!"''
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| *''"A Stomptolo- 'EY! SHUT IT! Don't yeh go tryin' teh be wittier than me, [[Bowser|yeh frog]]!"''
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| *''"Maybe I misunderstood [[Dimentio|that weirdo]]..."''
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| *''"YEH CRAZED LOON!"''
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| *''"BRO-CCOLI! CAB-BAGE! AS-PARA-GUS!"'' - O'Chunks brainwashed into "O'Cabbage"
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| *''"Warrior rule # 1: 'Never fight on an empty stomach! 'Tis Madness!'"''
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| *''"'Ow could yeh be chunkier than I? Yer naught but a bloomin' turtle!"''
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| *''"Yer hands are quiverin' like a ladle of me mum's lard gravy."''
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| *''"Ah; [[Mimi|she]] lies like a wee rug, this lass!"''
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| *''"Talk about goin' the extra mile! [[Nastasia|She]] even sacrificed 'erself to save ya! Lissen, [[Count Bleck|Count]], I promised me life as well, an' I'm not afraid teh live up to it! So, ya gotta lemme 'elp!"''
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| *''"'Ey, Count! What're yeh doin?!?"''
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| ==[[Princess Peach]]==
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| *''"Ewwww, what WAS that?! What in the world did you just make me eat?!"''
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| *''"[[Mario|Yo]][[Luigi|u]] stay out of it! I am a PRINCESS, and she has thrown mud at my dignity!"''
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| *''"Oh, what's the matter, little girl? Did I spank [[Mimi]] a little too hard?"''
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| *''"You've been very, very bad, but I can't just leave you here to die."''
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| *''"I don't know how you were raised, but I was taught to help people in need!"''
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| *''"We would never let you destroy everything, [[Count Bleck|you awful count]]!"'' | |
| *''"I fell through too, and landed right on [[Bowser]]! It was a surprisingly soft landing..."''
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| *''"So, defeating [[Dimentio]] wasn't enough to stop [[Chaos Heart|it]]?"''
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| *''"How lovely! The bells are giving their blessing to [[Tippi]] and Bleck..."''
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| *''"The fact that [[Shadoo|something so evil]] lurked at the bottom of the [[Pit of 100 Trials|Pit]] is quite disturbing!"''
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| ==[[Shadoo]]==
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| *''"Don't get me wrong, the [[Ancients]] DID create me... But I work for my own cursed powers!"''
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| *''"Oh, heroes... Blessed souls. I MUST DESTROY YOU WITH THE POWER OF SHADOW!"''
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| *''"I was so... close to defeating the heroes... I was going to use the power of the [[Pixls]] to get revenge on the Ancients!"''
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| ==[[Squirps]]==
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| *''"You're the ones looking for the [[Pure Heart]], squirple? Hm! Cuter than I thought!"
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| *''"I... I have to go potty! I REALLY have to go, squirk! I can't hold it anymore!"
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| *''"At this rate, Squirps is going to have an accident."
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| *''"Why are you staring like that? Are you falling for Squirps?!"
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| ==[[Tippi]]==
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| *''"Who are [[Squirps|you]] REALLY, you incontinent little imp?"''
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| *''"What a wretch."''
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| *''"Where in the world are we? And what are [[Cragnons|you...things]]?"''
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| *''"Why would [[Count Bleck|you]] do this?! How COULD you do this?!"''
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| *''"If the worlds have no meaning, does that mean OUR meeting was meaningless, as well! Answer me, [[Blumiere]]!''
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| *''"[[Pure Hearts]] are the very feelings of our souls. As long as we feel love, they live on! I will take these to Mario!"''
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| *''"Nothing is decided intirely by fate, you know... All things determine their destinies."''
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| *''"Goodbye now, [[Dimentio]]. We'll add a footnote to the prophecy about your failure."''
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| ==[[Toad]]==
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| *''"M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mario! Help! It's Sh-sh-sh-sh-shocking... Mushroom Castle... RAIDED! Princess Peach... STOLEN!"
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| *''"We're counting on you, Mario...Bros.!"
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