List of Iggy quotes

This is a list of quotes by Iggy.

Games

Mario is Missing! (PC)

• "I see the dumber plumber. Bro is missing? What a bummer. Think the door will lead to him? Step on through--it's sink or swim!"
• "If it's my destruction you desire, give up, it only works with fire."
• "You locked the door, what a bore, now you'll try to lock some more. But Mario's gone and can't be found. Just give up now and get out of town!"
• "Big B's mad, he's out there burning, 'Cause your puny luck is turning. Flower-fry me, I'll go poof! But Bowser, dude, he's fireproof!"

Mario Kart 8

• "Iggy!" (when unlocked)
• "Eh-haaa!" (when selected)
• "Here we go-ho-ho!" (when airborne)
• "Bla-hahahahaha!" (1st place)

Paper Mario: Color Splash

• "AHAHAHA! You should see the look on your face! No, really. Can we get a mirror over here? Ah, forget it... Let's shred this paper pusher!"
• "So anyway, I'm Iggy! I'll be your frustratingly overpowered opponent today!"
• "Let's see what you're made of, pretty boy!"
• "Come at me!"
• "OK, so you're not a COMPLETE waste of paint."
• "Eyes on the prize, boys. Let's show him the REAL power of our chariots!"
• "AHAHAHA! I'll let my minions wreck you while I go for a leisurely drive!"
• "NOPE! You can't touch our chariots!"
• "DENIED! You can't touch our chariots!"
• "AHAHAHA! These chariots were such a good investment."
• "What's the matter, Mario? Battle Royal not going the way you thought it would? Well it's about to get even worse! Line 'em up, boys!"
• "A pretend bone? OK, I'll pretend to lose! AHAHAHA!"
• "No fair! Where'd you get that thing?"
• "JUST KIDDING! Did you think it was over? That you could just win like that? AHAHAHA!"
• "Now, unless you brought two of those things... I'll just go ahead and END THIS! Lights out, Mario!"
• "AW MAN! The sales guy told me those chariots were invincible! I want a refund!"
• "UGH! I lost on my home turf? That's embarrassing... Well, I guess you can take the Big Paint Star now... Shut it down! Show's over!"

Mario & Luigi series

Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

• "More! Fire more stuff!"
• "You actually made it!"
• "Can you believe it? Mario's here!"
• "Yeah, me too! It's gonna be, like, SUPER destroyed!"
• "I thought we were operating as a collective trust!"
• "Lemmy! That was…CRAZY! Bahaha!"
• "Bahaha! Looks like I win!"
• "Forgive us... but DESTROY them!"

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions

• "Bahaha!"
• "Bahahaha! Prepare to be royally clobbered!"
• "I switched your strengths, punks! BAHAHAHA, thank me later!"
• "Bahahaha!"
• "Baha…haha…"
• "Huh? Oh, it’s just Larry."
• "What do ya think you’re doin’? This is Iggy territory! Lord Fawful is gonna be maaaad at yoooou! Bahahaha!"
• "What’s with that weird Goomba? Why’s he got a flag on his head?! Makes me wanna grab a golf club and go for a hole-in-one! Foooore! Bahahaha!"
• "Larry! You need to smack some discipline into your underlings! Anyway, I’m gonna go take out the rest of the woodland creatures, baha. Later, losers!"
• "Bahahahaaa!"
• "Here we goooo!"
• "So, you came to defeat me, eh? You should’ve just said so in the first place! You should know that I’m SUPER DUPER strong!"
• "Bahahaha! Less chat and more splat!"
• "I’m hitting a block now! WATCH!!"
• "Huh?! What…was I doing?"
• "Ahhh, is that so? Bahahaha!"
• "Yeah… YEAH! Let’s look for Lord Bowser!"
• "Ludwig was really trying his hardest too! Bahahaha!"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey

• "Yeah… Let’s play!"
• "Ahahaha! Wait, were you being serious?"
• "Maybe they were, like, hypnotized or something…"
• "I mean…just kidding, guys! Ahaha…ha…"
• "And I will…also stay! I’m hungry for carrots! Bahahaha!"
• "Good luck, guys."
• "Bahaha…hrm. Looks heavy."
• "I dunno either. Too bad we couldn’t ask Ludwig, Roy, Larry or Wendy… Bahaha!"
• "Hey, so…we’re a little light on Koopalings lately… Bahaha!"
• "You sure? I mean, I am in the mood for a long solo hike through unfamiliar and dangerous territory… See you later, I guess. Bahaha!"
• "Whoa! Almost walked right off this cliff. That would NOT have been funny. Bahaha!"
• "Larry? Kamek? Who was that?"
• "Oh, it’s just you g-."
• "Oopsie?! Eeep."
• "Heya, sweet potato! Can ya sling me a sarsaparilla? (Hello, miss. I am thirsty and in search of a refreshing beverage.)"
• "What do you cats want, anyhow?"
• "I’m just lookin’ to wet my whistle, y’see? (I'm speaking with the wait staff at this fine establishment. Please leave me alone.)"
• "I gotta stay sharp and salty. So if ya can’t help me out, I got no use for ya. (My previously stated endevour requires my full attention.)"
• "Ya gettin’ the transmission? (Please understand.)"
• "I ain’t buyin’ what you gigglemugs are sellin’. (What are you gents talking about? I don't understand what you're saying to me.)"
• "Kuzzle! What's the scoop, chuckles? (Hello Kuzzle, my dear friend!)"
• "I think these jokesters are tryin’ to start somethin’. (These two gentlemen claim they have some business to settle with me.)"
• "You think they’re on the trolley? ‘Cause I’m about ready to fix ‘em a knuckle sandwich with extra pepper! (I'm not certain I trust their motives!)"
• "It’s been a real fizz-pop summer, ain’t it?"
• "No way, gramps! This beach is aces. (I'd rather stay with you, grandfather. I cherish my life here.)"
• "These wet rags can go chase themselves! (I advise these gentlemen to kindly take their leave of us.)"
• "Ugh… What’s going on? What happened?"
• "Oh, it’s you guys! What are we doing here? Let’s go get that onion thing!"
• "What were you saying about my memories? I lost them? Bahaha! That’s great!"
• "Huh? Who’s Charlie?"
• "You think they’re my buddies? Well, my brain is still a bit addled, so I’ll go with it. Catch ya on the flipside, daddio! Bahaha!"
• "Bahaha! Didn’t see that coming!"
• "Man, this is wild. Bahaha!"
• "Yeah! I’m always in for a butt-kicking!"
• "Bahaha! You’re joking, right? And people say I’m the crazy one!"
• "Oh…it hurts to laugh. But it’s still so funny!"
• "Heh. That’s insightful, Morton."
• "Bahaha! They look like us!"
• "Guys! Come look!"
• "Bahaha! Let's go!" (before the start of a level)
• "Wheee! Bahaha!" (before the start of a level if no troops are added)
• "Lord Junior! Who did this to you?" (Super Counter)
• "All right, you're gonna pay for that!" (Super Counter)
• "You're not really my buddy, pal!" (Super Counter)
• "Now there are two of me!" (Super Counter)
• "Oh, I didn't forget about you!" (Super Counter)
• "Hey, buddy!" (Super Counter)
• "Argh! I'm still mad!" (Super Counter)

Television shows

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario

• "...spooky!"
• "...we'd mess up this heist! Old Pop's gonna have to (with Hip) eat his words!"
• "(with Hip) Phew!"
• "W-w-what was..."
• "...and hightail it outta here!"
• "Hey, Hip! Does this old prince mummy guy look familiar?"
• "...without anyone seeing us!"
• "...of mean Dad's!"

Misadventure of Mighty Plumber

• "Yay, Cheatsy!"

Mush-Rumors

• "...like there's no wall here!"
• "Alright!"
• "Well, what are ya talking about?"
• "(with Hip) ALIENS?!"
• "(with Hip) They're coming! They're coming!"
• "(with Hip) ALIENS!!!"

The Ugly Mermaid

• "...are right on our tail!"
• "...Luigi, the Princess and Toad!"

Life's Ruff

• "...Bowzer of an idea!"
• "...King Dad wanted us to cause when he told us to follow Luigi!"
• "No duck here, turkey!"
• "Now King Windbag...is King Fleabag!"
• "And the pesky plumber is gonna be..."
• "...of all the trouble we're causing Luigi!"
• "...CHOW TIME!!!"
• "...is headed for the doghouse!"
• "...Fidos!"
• "...1...LET'S BLASTOFF!!!"

7 Continents for 7 Koopas

• "And I'm turning the Amazon Forest into a parking lot! Now all I need is a zillion cars to fill it!"

Super Koopa

• "(with Hip) We're all set, Kooky!"
• "...except in the Real World!"
• "Get those ugly old paintings outta here! We've gotta make room for our new masterpieces!"

Super Mario World

A Little Learning

• "School looks like..."
• "...go!"
• "Aww, come on,..."
• "You forgot..."
• "(with Hip) Yes, King Dad!"
• "Like King Dad said,..."
• "(with Hip) And to the repulsiveness for which he stands, one Koopa, underground, reprehensible, with lizards and Goombas for all!"
• "We wanna go..."
• "Except King Dad..."
• "Time to heat up..."
• "...hot!"
• "5...4...3...2... (with Hip) 1!"
• "...with broccoli..."
• "(with Hip) ...and get Oogli!"
• "...when his eggabaga turns out to be...a Piranha mama!"
• "...a real blowout!"
• "(with Hip) I love school!"
• "...the best of it!"
• "You tap once, I turn it a little!"
• "...I give ya the works!"
• "King Dad! You don't belong here!"
• "Give us a chance! We're doing an experiment even you'd be proud of!"
• "You mean it's a holiday?"

Print

Super Mario Adventures

Issue 35

• "Be cool, Ludwig! Go for the 1-up!"
• "SHE'S WHAT??!"

Issue 38

• "Idiots! Stop him!"

Issue 40

• "Drat! They're stopping."
• "I think it was luck, pure and simple."

Issue 43

• "It's Mario!"
• "Impossible! How did he get here?"

Miscellaneous

• 「ウキャキャキャキャ。マリオ達、今頃緊張してんだろうな。ザマーミロ。それじゃあ、オイラが1人用ゲームを、ワールド1を例にとって説明するからよーく聞いとけよ。」 ("Ukyakyakyakya. Mario and his friends must be getting very nervous now. Serves them right. So then, listen to me, I'll use World 1 as an example to illustrate how to play the one-player game.") - Super Mario Bros. 3 Japanese instruction booklet, page 14.
• "Ha ha! Mario and his friends must be getting very nervous now. I can hardly wait to meet up with him!" - Super Mario Bros. 3 English instruction booklet, page 15.
• "So what if I'm not as tough as my brothers and sister! I can still get you! C'mon, Mario (I think I'll try to get him with my speed and a double blast from my wand... yeah, that's the ticket!)." - The Super Mario Bros. 3 Nintendo Power Strategy Guide
• "Don't be Stupid!" - "Super Mario-kun" Volume 1
• 「まってたぜおバカども！！」 ("Hold up, you idiots!!") - Super Mario-kun Volume 42 (page 30)
• 「ボクの飼い犬がお相手するよ。」 ("My pet dog will be your opponent.") - Super Mario-kun Volume 42 (page 31)
• "I call it the Giant Likeness Outputting Machine. Or GLOM for Short." - Double Trouble
• "I've been waiting for you, you clods!" - Super Mario Manga Mania, Stage 8: The Tale of Yoshi and Chain Chomp (page 128)
• "I could beat you chumps really easily, but... That'd be boring for the readers. So you get to face my pet pup."- Super Mario Manga Mania, Stage 8: The Tale of Yoshi and Chain Chomp (page 129)