List of quotes by Red

The following are quotes by Red, one of the viruses from the Dr. Mario series.

Virus Vid

• "Oh, it tingles. What is it? I feel this tingling…" (Blue asks Red if something is wrong.) "I don't know. Pins and needles? Fizzing? Sparkling? Totally tingling!" (June 19)
• "Is there a doctor in the house? Help, somebody! Please help, anybody! Somebody, anybody!" (Sees Dr. Mario entering the room.) "…Nevermind." (June 25)
• (Singing in tune with "Fever") "We'll joke and dance and jump and pop and sing all day!" (July 6)

Dr. Mario World

• "Three doctors are going to be added Aug 7 at 1 AM PT, including Daisy! Oh, a yellow lab coat? I hope she goes easy on me..."

• "Did you know 20 new stages will be added on Sep 5 at 2 AM PT? I was just playing around and suddenly this place is a mess! Ick!"

• "Some doctors are making their debut on Sep 5 at 2 AM PT! The first one is...Dr. Baby Mario? What? A baby doctor? H-how is that even possible? What's next, his little brother? Please...go easy on me."

• "20 stages are gonna be added at 2 AM PT on Sep 19. A ferris wheel is next! I had so much fun on the merry-go-round. Or was it the carousel? Wait. Is a merry-go-round the same as a carousel?"

• "A Virus Event starts today! Defeat 2,000 of us to get a Staff Ticket. Uh oh, I know what that look means... Sayonara!"

• "Apparently new stages are gonna be added at 1 AM PT on Oct. 4. We might get to travel to outer space and see a whole new galaxy! Wait a minute…these round stars sure do look familiar..."

• "I wanted to enjoy a nice day with my pal Toad, but it turns out he's feeling under the weather. Huh? Do you think it's my fault? Probably not, but I still feel bad about it! Help him feel better by playing the clinic event that's going on until Oct. 16 PT!"

• "I hear that new stages are gonna be added at 3 AM on Oct. 31 PT. Woah, just look at that jungle! A humid climate, huh? Probably not the best place for me..."

• "We got featured on the topics section of the official Nintendo website. 1506?^a 'Rather than bother trying to place the capsule neatly, put it down for now and eliminate it with the next capsule.' I have a feeling that I'll be eliminated by a lot by doctors who are able to do this. Use this as reference." (Translated; original text: 「任天堂公式ホームページのトピックスで紹介してもらったよ。1506か。”きれいに置こうとして悩むくらいなら、とりあえず置いて次のカプセルで消す。”コレができているドクターにはオレもたくさん消されるような気がするな。参考にして。」)

• "Huh? It looks like that box is flying! Apparently items will come out if you clear a stage and hit it... Oooh, I'm too excited! I can't wait to see what's inside!"

• "I hear that new stages are being added on Dec. 11. Brrr…I think I'm gonna catch a cold just looking at it… Just kidding! I looove cool, dry places. Come and play, but be sure to keep warm!"

• "The second new doctor arriving on Dec. 11, 11:00 PM PT is Dr. Kamek! Wait, a doctor that can use magic? Is that what he uses to treat patients?"

• "A Log-In Bonus that you can claim once per day started today! These are the sort of things you can get. We wanted to go big since it's the first one, so you'll be able to get two staff tickets and 20 doc tokens! Play every day to collect them all!"

• "Hey! I heard new stages will be added Dec. 26 at 1 AM PT. But, that's not all! The reward for clearing the Special Stage is a new doctor. Who could it be?"

• "There's a new doctor arriving on Jan. 9, 2 AM PT! It's Dr. Fire Mario! He's looking fierce in red. I hope he doesn't take it out on me!"

• "Looks like new stages will be added on Feb. 3, 2 AM PT. What, did you think I was going to say something like, 'I love sweets!'? Yeah, right. Don't mistake us for cavity-causers."

• "The total number of clear stars you all collected by Feb. 4, 7 AM PT was... 2,206,078! We have sent hearts ×5 and coins ×1,000 to your Doc Box. Just 2,793,922 more to go until you get coins ×2,000. Good luck!"

• "The total number of clear stars you all collected by Feb. 6, 5 PM PT was... 5,362,611! We have sent coins ×2,000 to your Doc Box. Just 4,637,389 more to go until you get doc tokens ×100. Good luck!"

• "The total number of Clear Stars you all collected by Feb. 9, 9 PM PT is... 10,006,887! Congrats, we’ll send doc tokens ×100. We're curious to see who we're up against, so how about sharing a screenshot of the doctor you staff with these hashtags?"

• "The total number of Clear Stars you all collected by Feb. 9, 9 PM PT is... 10,006,887! Congrats, we’ll send doc tokens ×100. We're curious to see who we're up against, so how about sharing a screenshot of the doctor you staff?"

• "I heard doctor staffing rates are up until Feb. 23, 9:59 PM PT. That means you might have a chance at recruiting some of the recently added doctors to your team. Pretty exciting, huh?"

• "Looks like new stages are coming on Mar. 5, 1 AM PT. Seeing the sparkling crystal underneath the purple sludge makes me excited!"

• "The second new doctor coming Mar. 5, 1 AM PT is Dr. Fire Rosalina! Red's the best, believe me. So why was that other guy wearing green even though he had fire powers? Blue said they're complementary colors on the color wheel or something."

• "A Special Log-In Bonus has started! In addition to familiar rewards like a staff ticket and doc tokens, you can get the new boomerang item. What's more, if you log in for seven days you can even get Dr. Fire Mario as a special bonus! Don't forget!"

• "An event where you can hit blocks and get cool rewards is now live! This time is special because the blocks will only appear for a short time, and staff tickets and diamonds have a higher chance of appearing. Cool, right?"

• "A new doctor's coming Apr. 2, 1 AM PT. It's Dr. Nabbit! I wonder about consolidating that luggage... I mean, all that stuff could just go in that big sack! Think about it. Dr. Nabbit's the only new doc this time. Please take it easy on me."

• "A Log-In Bonus started today! The reward for today is already taken so it's hard to see, but the first day is a boomerang. When you use it, look carefully and be sure to target a row I'm not in, OK?"

• "Looks like doctor staffing rates are up. If you've got coins or staff tickets, now's the time to staff up."

• "So, that event where you hit blocks has started up again! This time it's a shorter version where blocks only show up for a limited time. Looks like staff tickets and diamonds sometimes appear too."

• "Woo-hoo! New stages were added. The special stage reward for World 15 is Dr. Lakitu. That makes sense 'cause there are so many clouds."

• "Looks like doctors are easier to staff until May 24, 10:59 PM PT."

• "Introducing a new doctor arriving May 28, 2 AM PT. It's Dr. Koopa Troopa! A perfect match for the ocean. Please take it easy on me."

• "A Log-In Bonus started today. You have the chance to get 20 doc tokens and even two staff tickets! Wow, those are generous rewards, huh?"

• "Doctor staffing rates are now 1.5 times higher than normal. All of this week's specialists are easier to staff, so check out this combo. Step 1: Staff to raise doctor level. Step 2: Get battle points. Step 3: Increase tier to get rewards."

• "So that event where blocks appear on stages has started. Clear stages and hit the blocks to get various rewards. If you make your way through the stages then you can get tons of rewards in this helpful event."

• "Big news! Seems like THAT doctor is returning. I heard today's his 30th rotation around the sun. I don't think that's too old, but you should all wish him a happy birthday. Please take it easy on me."

• "On July 29, 11 PM PT, apparently new stages *blub blub blub* *blurb blop blurp* *bubble bub bubble* *blub*"

• "You can get seven of 8-Bit Dr. Mario: one for each World cleared in Worlds 1-4, one for playing versus mode ten times, and two from a Log-In Bonus starting today. Add the one from the gift totaling eight! He'll hit level 3, but won't become 64-Bit, you know."

• "We plan to send four of 8-Bit Dr. Mario you can get by clearing worlds and the one for playing versus mode to your doc box by the end of August. It's a bit of a wait, but be patient. Together that's 8-Bit Dr. Mario ×5, not one 40-Bit Dr. Mario."

• "Dr. Mario Drills are here so you can learn about Dr. Mario World. We'll release these in three parts starting today. The first part is 'Half-Capsules.' Tell people who haven't played yet about the world of Dr. Mario World... That's like saying 'ATM machine.'"

• "Blue, Yellow, and I will each present a Dr. Mario Drills video. Lots of folks should see them, so we're doing a retweet event until Aug. 17, 11 PM PT. We'll post a wallpaper of the one whose video gets the most RTs from the English and Japanese tweets."

• "A star-collecting event has started. New stages were added too, and you'll receive 10 hearts every day. Quickly clear stages and get a bunch of good stuff. Woo-hoo!"

• "Here's the next part of the 'Now I Can Clear It!' video series featuring stage 135 with a clear rate of 34%. Keep ignoring us and just stacking pieces! Hm, I like that method!"

• "A star-collecting event has started. Those stars that you couldn't get before will now be easier to earn up with Skill Summit power boosts. Go ahead and tap the compass at the top left of the screen to see if you missed any of 'em!"

• "Here's the next part of the 'Now I Can Clear It!' video series featuring stage 60 with a clear rate of 34%. Notice how you gotta think ahead with that last rainbow piece? Impressive. With that kinda talent, I couldn't even be mad if I got eliminated..."

• "That event where you hit blocks in some of the later stages just started. You can get a variety of things by clearing stages and hitting the flying ? Blocks. New stages were added too, so keep on clearing them and go rake in those rewards!"

• "An event to collect stars has started. That event where you hit flying ? Blocks is going on too, so it's a prime time to advance through stages. And hey, now you have something to do this fall!"

• "Here's the next video in the 'How To Clear It!' series. It's stage 83 with a clear rate of 57%. They use the skill, charge the skill, and use the skill again. Aw, we don't stand a chance..."

• "Hey you, that event where blocks appear in some of the later stages just started. As you chase around the ? blocks, you'll clear stages and get a bunch of rewards in the process. Wow, what a deal!"

• "An event to collect stars has started. If you complete it, you'll get a total of 3,500 coins and a staff ticket. If you get another 500 coins then you'll be able to staff twice!"

• "Doctor staffing rates are currently up, I hear. It's been about a month since the last time. For those of you who want to cast a wide net to staff any doctor, now's your chance!"

• "The next part of the "How To Clear It!" series is on stage 105 with a clear rate of 41%. Since the clear condition is to find coins, that means we don't have to get eliminated, right? But wait a sec...all the red ones get taken out! Waaa!"

• "An event to collect stars is happening now! If you complete it, you'll earn 3,500 coins and a staff ticket. New stages were just added too, so that's good news."

• "Flying ? Blocks have been sighted in some later stages. Where do these blocks come from, anyway? Life would be easier if they floated TO me instead of flying away..."

• "How To Clear It!'^[sic] series continues with stage 149, which has a clear rate of 38 percent. Placing capsule pieces in a plus shape is a useful trick! It's bad enough you're eliminating us, but do you have to look cool doing it?"

• "An event to collect stars has started. If you complete it, you'll get a total of 3,500 coins and a staff ticket. It's a good habit to go back sometimes and go for stars you missed! Though I tend to not look back—only forward!"

• "For seven days starting today, all doctor staffing rates are up! Those of you with a stockpile of coins or staff tickets collected from events, now's your chance!"

• "For seven days starting today, all doctor staffing rates are up! I hope you get the ones you've been looking for. No new doctors this month, but hey, look on the bright side—something to look forward to for next month!"

• "An event is going on where flying ? Blocks appear over some of the stages ahead. Speaking of which, Yellow keeps talking about making his own pair of wings. Where'd he even get the idea?"

• "Do we really have a new doctor and assistant appearing today at 10 PM PT? Ugh, that big mouth looks ready to devour us in one bite. Are you sure we can't put this off?!"

• "An event is going on where flying ? Blocks appear over some of the stages ahead. Is it just me or do those blocks go farther away every time you catch up to one? Well, it might be a struggle, but give it your best shot anyway."

• "Just a reminder… The current event ends earlier than usual, today at 10 PM PT, so be sure to get the rewards in time!"

• "For ten days starting today, all doctor staffing rates are up! With staff tickets from Log-In Bonuses coming your way too, now seems like a great time to pick up a new doctor!"

• "It's the first event of the year! The number of us you've eliminated will be displayed on the event screen, so you can work to beat your personal best each time this event comes along. You'll have to write it down, though. I'm not keeping track for you."

• "Dr. Iggy arrives on Jan 13 at 10 PM PT. Finally, all the Koopalings are here! Now they can open their own hospital. Not sure if that means they should though..."

• "An event is going on where flying ? Blocks appear over some of the stages ahead. Speaking of, I saw Yellow sketching those wings in his journal again. Not sure what's going on there."

• "The second half of the new world stages has been added. If you clear a special stage, you can get Nabbit—the only doctor with the Score Boost skill. Gotta wonder what's in that bag of his..."

• "Doctors are easier to staff until Feb. 3 at 9 PM PT. If you have lots of staff tickets and coins, now's a good time. Doc tokens are a sure bet too. "

• "An event is going on where flying ? Blocks appear over some stages ahead. Yellow revealed my secret wish to be popular, but so what? I'm already popular. Red's the most eye-catching color!"

• "Doctor staffing rates are up until 9 PM PT on Feb. 17! Feels like I've been announcing this a lot lately, but I guess it is every two weeks. Anyway, it's a good time to get some doctors!"

• "There's an event starting today! Eliminate 2,000 of us to get all the rewards. By the way, just so you know, I really am popular. Red's the color that stands out most to the eye, you know. That's just science!"

• "The second half of the new world stages has been added. We're now at 1,000 stages! If you clear the special stage, you can get Dr. Donkey Kong—the reigning champ of barrel throwing! I wish I was that big and powerful..."

• "An event to collect stars has started. Get all the rewards by collecting 40 stars, but watch out—it's easier said than done! Getting three stars on a stage in the later worlds is especially tricky, so try going back for any stars you missed along the way!"

• "A new world opens tomorrow at 10 PM PT. Spring might almost be here, but those icebergs and frozen lakes are taking me right back to winter! But y'know, a snow hut might be the perfect spot for that secret lair I've always wanted..."

• "There's an event starting today! All you gotta do is eliminate 2,000 of us to get all the rewards. I know you're itching to battle in the new season of versus mode, but eliminating us in versus mode won't count for this event, so be careful!"

• "The second half of the new world stages has been added, and this time you can get Dr. Ludwig as a special stage reward! Gotta say, all the ice in this world sure makes it difficult to get around. This might be a job for Ludwig's skill..."

• "A new world opens tomorrow! It's just a shame that all those beautiful cherry blossoms are covered in purple slime… Wait, did WE cause that?!"

• "The second half of the new world stages has been added. If you clear the special stage, you can get Dr. Fire Mario! This might sound strange coming from me, but make sure to clear all the stages so everything is nice and tidy before Peach gets back!"

• "An event has started where flying ? Blocks appear over some stages ahead. Make use of the Power Boost Rally and be sure to claim those rewards. Also, doctor appearance rates are up in staffing, so that might be a good place to use any coins you find!"

• "We just got a video introducing the new doctor who is arriving today at 11 PM PT! With how tough he is, there's no way you'll catch me at the bottom of a column any time soon. At least, not if I can help it..."

• "There's an event starting today! Eliminate 2,000 of us to get all the rewards. Apparently, there's about to be a bunch of holidays in Japan. But when you live life as freely as I do, every day feels like a holiday!"

• "Did you hear? That event where blocks appear just started in some of the later stages. When both the rewards for clearing the summit and the Power Boost Rally are in effect, you might be able to hit tons of those blocks without even breaking a sweat!"

• "An event to collect stars has started! If you can collect 40 stars, you'll get all the rewards. And it looks like you can now get doc tokens from this event. That's awesome news for anyone who likes Doc Staffing!"

• "A Log-In Bonus started today! It looks like we're getting one every month now. You can get a bunch of stuff like items and staff tickets, so try to log in at least once a day!"

• "The second half of the new world stages has been added. If you clear the special stage, you can get Dr. Morton! His skill changes bubble machines or ice fans into empty blocks. I wouldn't expect anything less from someone who looks as strong as him!"

• "It's that time again: a new Log-In Bonus has just started! The star event and the flying ? event have also started, so play a lot and get a bunch of rewards!"

• "A new world opened! So, here we are...the final world. I get the feeling all the stages will pose a serious challenge, so brace yourself, and good luck out there!"

• "The final area is open! Wait, is that cave shaped like...me? Oh well! If you clear the special stage, you can get Dr. Fire Rosalina! It's time to end this once and for all, so let's do this!"

• "A new season in versus mode is starting on Aug. 25. There's only three days remaining in the current season, so give it your all and aim for the Rainbow Tier!"

• "You can now use one free continue every day! These are perfect for when you're sooooo close to clearing a stage and just need another try!"

Notes

^a - This is the number of battle points the author of the referenced nintendo.co.jp article earned in Dr. Mario World's versus mode by the time the mode's first season started.