List of White Knuckle Scorin' quotes

This is a list of quotes from the comic included with the White Knuckle Scorin' album.

Bowser

• "...And then I'll join OPEC!"
• "I'll take brute force and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day, 'cause ignorance is bliss!"
• "The babe is toast, plumber, and you're next in the line of fire!"

Koopalings

• "Daddy never read us a story." - Larry Koopa
• "She's nice." - Iggy Koopa
• "Should we try to fix her?" - Wendy O. Koopa
• "I like learning stuff." - Lemmy Koopa
• "Don't let Pop hear you say that! He's into ignorance! Forget everything!" - Morton Koopa Jr.

Luigi

• "It doesn't look like there are any convenience stores around here. Did you remember to bring extra batteries?"
• "Our old enemy! He must have kidnapped the princess!"
• "Maybe we ought to split up. I'll take the high road."
• "For-blithering sooth, Sir Mario! I like this lance a lot! What sayest thou?" - dressed as a knight
• "...And into the-- No! I am not going to deliver such a cliché riposte." - after Mario says "Out of the frying pan..."
• "As royalty does, she was hot stuff!"
• "Come on, troops!"

Mario

• "Oops."
• "King Bowser Koopa!"
• "Why don't you write things down?"
• "Keen-o!"
• "To get to you, Babe, I drove all night."
• "Methinks, Sir Luigi, that I will crowneth King Bowser with thith mace in my iron hand!" - dressed as a knight
• "Man--! Out of the frying pan..."
• "Victory is such a turn on!"
• "I taught you! Me! Mario... You schnook!"
• "Song cue and good night!"

Princess Peach

• "I've got a guidebook!"
• "Reading opens up new worlds, Mario."
• "You make Mario and Luigi look like brain surgeons! You're too ignorant to be an oil tycoon."
• "You're such darling children. How have you been?"
• "Roses are red chrysanthemums are white. Gotta keep you out of Bowser's clutches with some magic of the night."
• "Dear Bros. Having a terrible time. Wish you were here. Location: South by North. Avoid the Valley of Storms at all costs. xxxx P.T." - letter
• "Oh, fudge."
• "Whatever."
• "Thanks, Yoshi. We'll be forever friends!"

Yoshi

• "A big ugly turtle has been muscling in around here."
• "That smart-looking babe with the dynamite bod?"
• "Okay, I have a lousy memory! I think Mario said he was going south. Or was it west?"
• "She's hotter than ever, now, I'd say..."
• "I'll do the honors!"
• "Thanks to Luigi, now, I can read."