List of Super Paper Mario quotes by character (O–Z)

Main article: List of Super Paper Mario quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Super Paper Mario by character (O–Z). Note that Koopa Troop members and Sammer Guys are grouped together.

O'Chunks

Prologue

• "Sorry I'm late!"
• "What in blazin' bog rats...? How'd I beat meself 'ere?! What's goin' on?!"
• "'EY!"
• "Yeh can't fool me wit' that crazy shape-shiftin' hooliganry! It's Mimi, innit?!"
• "Show a little respect fer the count! Yeh can't go a'borrowin' 'is face, lass!"
• "Lemme get this right in me brain. The 'ero Nastasia's goin' on 'bout... He yer enemy?"
• "Then yeh gotta cut me loose on 'im! Yeh gotta! I'll give 'im a nice taste o' O'Chunks!"
• "Yeh can count on me, Count! I'll rain down like a fat thunderstorm! I swear it!"
• "Mimi! Dimentio! Yeh should tag along! Yeh could witness a proper chunkin'!"

Chapter 1

• "GRAH-GOOGLY!"
• "So yer the lad stickin' his 'stachy in me boss's business!"
• "Yeh shouldn't 'ave crossed the count! Now I'm gonna 'ave teh get chunky on yeh!"
• "O'Chunks is me name! An' I'm no common thug, lass. I thug for the count o' counts, Count Bleck hisself!"
• "One word from me Blecky-boy, an' I come teh make yeh feel some hammage!"
• "Hammage? Ehhh... Make that 'damage!'"
• "Whatever, then! Not that it matters a pinch o' stew in a sandstorm. Yer a goner!"
• "DEH! Me boy's usin' powers an' whatnot teh bring back some order teh this 'ere world!"
• "And enemy o' Bleck be an enemy o' mine! They all get chunked!"
• "Enough is enough already! It's time teh thunder down from on high an' deliver a beatin' o' the ages."
• "CHUNK ON IT!"
• "I'M CHUNKED!"
• "Me chunks...yeh failed me! I got pummeled an yeh barely sweat yer brow. 'Ey... What kind o' strange li'l man are yeh?"
• "Maria, 'ey? 'Tis an odd name, yeh, but yeh can bet yer bebby I'll remember that!"
• "Yeh remember this, Maria! If yeh didn't look like such a wee toddler, I wouldn't 'ave taken it so easy on yeh! But 'ey, I have teh give it up fer yer effort, so let's call it a tie."
• "Yeh better get some chunks o' yer own for next time, though, 'ey!"
• "And while yer at it, why don't yeh wax that bonny 'stache o' yours, Maria!"
• "'Til we meet again, 'ey! CHUNKS AWAY!"
• "Yeh gotta forgive me, Count! I've failed yeh! I've never felt less chunky in me life!"
• "Aw... I... Gah, this really tweaks me chin hairs!"

Chapter 2

• "I beg yeh, gimme the honor o' whalin' on this pack o' nambly-pamblies! I swear on me whiskers that I'll spank 'em like naughty little Cherbils, I will!" (American version)
• "I beg yeh, gimme the honor o' whalin' on this pack o' nambly-pamblies! I swear on me whiskers that I'll clobber 'em like naughty little Cherbils, I will!" (British version)
• "Eah... Y'see... I...just got a wee bit left. I'm workin' on me conclusion. Yeh gotta gimme a break! Me writin' takes time, lass! An' 1,000 pages be a lot!"
• "A report?! What are yeh... Oh... Yeah. A'right, I'm goin', yeh great beard-tweaker!"

Chapter 3

• "As you command, Count! HAIL BLECK!"

Chapter 4

• "JUNIOR?! C'mere an' I'll introduce yeh to Fist Jr. an' his wee pal, Slappie!"
• "Whut?! That makes as much sense as a beef an' broccoli sandwich!"
• "Ah, now THAT makes sense! It'll be me honor, Count!"
• "I, O'Chunks, swear to you... This hero's got a hot date with me feet! Chunks away!"

Chapter 5

• "Showed at last, did yeh?"
• "GRA-BLAGHY!"
• "I've not been made teh wait like this since that fine lass stood me up long, long ago!"
• "Yeh did this teh break me concentraion, didn't yeh?! Yeh likes the cheatin', eh?! Sorry teh disappont yeh! Yeh think I'd fall fer a bush-league move like that?!"
• "Grrrraaa-BARGLE-FARGLE! 'Misguided'? That's not even a real word, yeh squishy bug!"
• "Quit yer yappin', now! It's time fer us teh settle this once and fer all!"
• "Grah har har har har! Big talk fer a wee li'l weird-lookin' butterfly! I'll be wantin' an apology! In writin'! An' I want it written with yer FACE!"
• "Ugh... A wee lass, are yeh? Wll, I'll not go easy on yeh! Yer a foe o' the count!"
• "A stompolo-- 'EY! SHUT IT! Don't yeh go tryin' teh be wittier than me, yeh frog! YEH MUST PAY!"
• "What d'yeh want, Dimentio?! I don't be needin' any help! Yeh'll just get in the way!"
• "Wuh... That doesn't sound too bad, I guess. Maybe I misunderstood that weirdo..."
• "Well, anyway, you lot are in fer it now! Meet the new-an'-improved O'Chunks!"
• "BLARGH IT ALL! Bad enough that yeh beat me once, but twice is too much teh bear! How can I show me face teh the count now, eh? I CAN'T! Put me out o' me misery!"
• "Get on with it! I'm serious! I've no regrets! Well... No... Perhaps I do regret not confessin' me love teh that sweet lass. BUT NO! That's no way fer a brave warrior teh talk when 'is time comes 'round at last! So... Do it! Now! NOW! Finish me! End me game!"
• "D-Dimentio! Look, honestly, this is kind o' important! How 'bout some privacy, eh?"
• "YEH CRAZED LOON! It's not the time fer..."
• "Ooh... Fer the count, eh? Well that do change a thing or two..."
• "You lot! Yeh took enough of a beatin' fer today, so I'll let yeh off easy-like! I tell yeh this, though: yeh better work on yer skills by the next time we meet!"
• "'EY! SHUT IT! I live fer the count! I couldn't end me game without 'is say-so!"
• "Me heart is weak, sure, so I'm done with it! From now on, I'm all brawn, no brain!"
• "The past be nothin' teh me! All that matters is Count Bleck's future! All fer 'im!"
• (O'Cabbage)
  • "BRO-CCOLI!"
  • "CAB-BAGE!"
  • "AS-PARA-GUS!"
  • "Buh... Buh... BRO-CCOLI!"
• "'Ey! What in gravy am I doin' in 'ere?! Hunh? An' what are YOU doin' in 'ere as well?!"
• "Oh, I get the picture! You lot want teh challenge the new, improved O'Chunks! Yeh got pepper in yer pants, I'll give yeh that! But this time, yeh WILL get ruined!"
• "Whuh-oh... Me belly's growlin' like a starvin' dog!"
• "Warrior rule, number one: 'Never fight on an empty stomach! 'Tis madness!'"
• "Sorry, but we've got teh call it a day! Can't go buckin' the warrior rules!"
• "Raise yer chunks in the air, as the most debonair man o' men strides into the room! ♪ Springin' forth from 'is lair as 'is foes all despair, for Bleck be the name o' their doom! ♪ Whooa-OH! That's our Bleck! ♪ Blecky, Bleckity DOOOO! ♪ Yeh, uh, somethin' Bleck... That's the guy who says... Woo? ♪"

Chapter 7

• "Whuh?! Izzat true, then?! What're we doin's twiddlin' our biscuit 'ere?!"
• "Lemme go throw 'em a nice welcome party... I'll bring the punch!"

Chapter 8

• "HARBLE-DEH!"
• "Slap me down with a slab o' mutton, I never would o' thought yeh'd make it 'ere!"
• "I'll tell yeh this, though, yeh shouldn't 'ave been such a fork in me rumpus! Now i 'ave to hit yeh with the full force o' me chunks!"
• "'OW DARE YEH!"
• "WHAAAAA?! 'Ow about provin' it, then! Right 'ere, yeh an' me! Wrasslin' match o' the ages!"
• "I'm gonna 'urtle into yeh with the force of a massive 'airy comet, yeh great crybaby!"
• "CHUNK UP!"
• "Bet yeh weren't 'specting THAT, were yeh? Where's yer flappin' mouth now, eh?"
• "It's time fer an old-fashioned, no-'olds-barred... RUMBLE!"
• "'Ow could yeh be chunkier than I? Yer naught but a bloomin' turtle! 'Ow can I go on livin' with the shame o' it all? 'Ey, Bowser! Let me keep me dignity as me game ends! Finish me quick!"
• "What are yeh waitin' fer! Get out o' this place!"
• "Because yeh spanked me, 'ey! Yeh earned the right teh pass." (American version)
• "Because yeh yelled at me, 'ey! Yeh earned the right teh pass." (British version)
• "Yer hands are quiverin' like a ladle of me mum's lard gravy. Don't be the tough guy! Go!"
• "Ah, she lies like a wee rug, this lass! Nastasia told us, Count! She said you'd come 'ere... Or... She said she FELT you'd be here...or somethin's along those lines."
• "Talk about goin' the extra mile! She even sacrificed 'erself teh save yeh! Lissen, Count, I promised me life as well, an' I'm not afraid teh live up teh it! So... Yeh gotta let me 'elp!"
• "Great leapin' bog monkeys! Nastasia, she draws breath once again, lads! Nastasia! 'EY! NASTASIA! Miracle o' miracles! GRA-GOOGLY-HEY-HOORAH!"
• "'Ey now, me wee Nastasia... I'm believin' the count is still alive, too. An' if he is alive, lass, we wouldn't want to be shamin' 'im with blubberin'! So pull it together, 'ey?"

Post-game

• "Eah! Where yeh been, eh? Good teh see yer 'ealthy!"
• "The count's gone, but I'm still around, aren't I!"
• "This world be pretty nice, what with all the peace an' whatnot... I like it!"
• "Oh, and 'ave you seen Nastasia?!"
• "She was feelin' right down, so I wanna take 'er teh eat some o' Saffron's vittles..."
• "...But I can't find the lass! Eah... 'Ey now, don't go gettin' the wrong idea, eh!"
• "We're just chums!"
• "An' I like to make me chums feel good an' bubbly, eh! That... That's all!"
• "Lookin' at her bein' sad...makes me get all weepy..."

Old Man Watchitt

• "Whoozit?! I'm the elder around here, so watch it!"
• "What do you want? Get off my rug!"
• "Nothing but desert past here. There's treasure but you'll get grit in your grunders."
• "That's what here is for. Yold Town. Keeps the treasure safe from YOU. Watch it!"
• "Can't let you pass. See this hat on my head? It's got something to tell you. Know what it says? WATCH IT! So give it up."
• "Can't let you pass. See this little guy in my pocket? He's got something to tell you. Know what he says? WATCH IT! So give it up."
• "Whuzzat?! Whizzit?! You're the hero?! Dumplings! If you were, you'd have a Pixl that's shaped like a hand!"
• "If you had one, I might believe you're the hero. But you don't."
• "Can't let you pass. See this beard here? It's got something to tell you. Know what it says? WATCH IT!"
• "Want to pass? Get off my rug! And then get yourself a handy-lookin' Pixl!"
• "If you had that Pixl, I might believe you're the hero. Whuzzit?! You do?"
• "'Course you do! You're the hero! Knew it all along, watch it."
• "I'll give that Green feller a call. He'll let you across that bridge."
• "Hello? Green? It's me, Watchitt. I said Watchitt... WATCH IT! WATCH IT! I said Watchitt, not botch it!"
• "This here feller wants to get across the bridge. Yes, I told him about the grit."
• "Ah... Yes. Let's just keep that between us. Just let the mustache guy through."
• "Just get off my rug and go talk to Green at the edge of town...WATCH IT!"
• "Well, looks like I can finally retire, 'cause my job is done!"
• "When you're in that desert, keep a watchful eye out for some ruins. The treasure is there. Nasty beasts too. SO WATCH IT!"
• "C'mere... My cane's got something to tell you. Shhhhhhhh. Quiet now. Know what it says? It says... WATCH IT!"

Piccolo side-quest

• "Well, it's you...WATCH IT! I was just looking for you! Need you to do something! ...What? You WATCH IT! Don't you give me that 'not again' look..."
• "DUMPLINGS! You listen to me now, y'hear! Open those ears before I box 'em."
• "...So here's the thing. This strange lady showed up in my dreams and talked on and on about something... I don't know what it was, but she needed help with something...watch it!"
• "I don't know what her deal is, but she needs to get outta my dreams...WATCH IT! So get off my rug and help her out! Maybe then she'll quit flappin' her lip. If you put a sock in her trap, I'll give you whatever you want...watch it!"
• "Oh... And I almost forgot... I gotta give you this."
• "She's been in my dreams so long, I guess I've become a fan of sorts... So go get her to sign this! Then you know what you can do? You can WATCH IT!"
• "This is what that weird lady in my dreams looked like... Help her out out, get her autograph, and I'll give you something that doesn't stink. Maybe all this has got something to do with my ancestors... I reckon you oughta look in the Yold Ruins for a clue...WATCH IT!"
• "Hey! You there! That lady up and left my dreams! I can't...WATCH IT! She's not there. Can't watch what you can't watch! It was bad enough to hera her wailing on, but it's worse to see her disappear!"
• "I got nothing else going on in my life. Even whupping folks with my cane has gotten old!"
• "Is this...her autograph?! Just look at those curlicues and swoopdedoos in her handwriting..."
• "I'm more flustered than the time I dropped a hot griddle in my grunders!"
• "DUMPLINGS!"
• "Where was I? Oh, I owe you for helping her. You can take anything I own."
• "Eh?! You want the 'You-Know-What'?! Whoever told you 'bout that better WATCH IT!"
• "I see... So old Bestovius asked you to go get it for him... Doesn't make a whisker of sense. Why'd he ask someone else to get it for him? Fine then. Take it. But you better WATCH IT!"
• "That's my cousin... He must have lots of fancy-dancy, hibbly-jibbly wizard hobbies."
• "Nothing means more to me than Merlumina. Crazy, saying that out loud..."
• "Say hello to Bestovius for me! And whup him with a cane or a newspaper or something!"

Piccolo

• "DOODLY-DOO!"
• "The bird, it warbles, TWEET! The bug, it cries, CHEEP!"
• "The frog, RRRRRRIBBIT! The dog, GRRRRRROWF! Goats and cars, BLEEEET!"
• "All things sing, you see... To live is to make music!"
• "My words... Could it be... I've said something poetic? Could it truly be?"
• "I am Piccolo!"
• "Your footsteps sang to me! CLOP! CLOP! And over again!"
• "But those sounds are not your everything, your all, your essence! Nope!"
• "I'll show you why!"
• "Use me to hear sound that matches your character... POCCOLO-COLO!♪"
• "The beat of your spirit... I will find it and play it for you!"

Princess Peach

Prologue

• "MARIO! HELP!"
• "Ooh... Oooooh... What happened to me... What is this place?"
• "Wh-What's going on here?!"
• "Now, wait just a second! You will explain to me what is going on...RIGHT NOW!"
• "But...why in the WORLD am I marrying Bowser?!"
• "No! And who picked this dress out? It's AWFUL! Take me back to my castle immediately!"
• "Uhn... Nuh... No..."
• "......I... I...do......"

Chapter 1

• "What? How did I end up napping here?"
• "Wait... Didn't that nasty Count Bleck try to make me marry...BOWSER?! And then Luigi, he..."
• "LUIIIIIGI? BOOOOOWSER? ANYBODY THERE?"
• "Oh, you guys! Are you all right?"
• "Farewell..."
• "Well, staying here won't do any good... Let's turn around and keep looking."
• "Wh-Who ARE you, anyway?!"
• "Never!"
• "Mmmm... I feel like I just ate the most delicious thing... I haven't had a dream about such tasty food in ages..."
• "...And then before I knew it, I awoke and saw Mario, you, and Tippi."
• "Oh, Mario... What do you suppose happened to Luigi and Bowser?"
• "Mm, I suppose you're right... There's just no way to know. I just hope they're safe..."
• "So... we just need to find this Merlee person, is that it?"
• "Well, I can't just sit here and let everyone else go off and save the worlds, now, can I?"
• "After all, The Void that is spreading in the sky is my fault. Mine and Bowser's..."
• "So I'm going, and that's final! I've made my decision."
• "Let's go, Mario! Come on, Tippi!"

Chapter 2

• "Certainly... Thanks for your help, Tippi."
• "Tee hee! What a silly man you are. I'm very sorry... but I really must be somewhere."
• "Trapped? Bad things? What are you talking about?"
• "Uh, thanks for the info... If I don't come back, willy you, perhaps, try to save me? You know... Like a certain mustachioed man used to do?"
• "I wonder why that monster went straight after her and ignored us? It seems weird, doesn't it?"
• "Rubees? Oh dear... I don't even know what those are... Are they like coins?"
• "Oh, I agree completely. Let's go find Merlee!"
• "She's gone... Was that really Merlee, you think? I wonder why she was warning us so much about finding her..."
• "Hello there, Merlee. We've come seeking the Pure Heart..."
• "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! What is that thing?!"
• "You're really the real Merlee? And you were hiding in a place like this?"
• "Four...heroes..."

Chapter 3

• "What could this mean?"
• "Tippi? Well, well... what's this?"
• "Where is this Fort Francis?"
• "Your...WIFE?!"
• "That...sham was not a wedding!"
• "What are you doing here, anyway, Bowser?"
• "Well, you see... Bowser... We really need your help. Why don't you come with us?"
• "We don't have time for you to be a big baby about this! Come on, Bowser... Please?"
• "Pleeeeeeease? For me?"
• "And what will happen to your poor minions who were caught by Count Bleck? They've been brainwashed! They now do HIS evil bidding, not your evil bidding... Now your minions will have to toil under a different cruel and merciless master."
• "Oh, thank you, Bowser! You're so sweet!"
• "Who... are you?"
• "...Dimentio!?"
• "Well... Since both of us are in here, aren't we both more powerful?"
• "So that's Dimentio? Something about him seems familiar..."
• "Do you think Tippi is all right? I'm starting to worry..."
• "Oh, there you are, Francis! I've been looking ALL OVER for you!"
• "What on earth is that?! What's going on here?"
• "My...name?"
• "You think I'm...charming?"
• "M-Married?!"
• "Hey! Who's picking these responses for me anyway?! I'm not marrying this dork!"
• "I shouldn't even be having this conversation! I came to save Tippi! Where is she?!"
• "That's it! I've had it! You'd better bring her out now!"
• "It's like Tippi's heart just burst with happiness and released a Pure Heart! Or..."
• "That was...a little weird for a while, but we seem to have gotten through it OK..."
• "Say, come to think of it... Bowser... Could you be our third hero?"
• "So...you think it was because Tippi began to trust us that we found this Pure Heart? That's amazing..."

Chapter 4

• "Wow, it's so pretty..."
• "Yes, it's so... ah-ACK! I... I can't breathe..."
• "Oh my... How did we get back here?"
• "Oh... Then could we perhaps borrow one?"
• "Ah... Much better..."
• "Now we can take a leisurely look at the starry sky!"
• "Oh, how cute! Hello, little space creature! What are you doing here?"
• "Squirps... was it? This little fellow doesn't LOOK like a bad guy... I think we should follow."
• "Sq-Squirps... Are you sure we can really... trust you?"
• "Squirps, are you all right?"
• "Mr. L?"
• "Hmmm... That Mr. L fellow... I feel as though I've met him somewhere before..."
• "Oh, Squirps..."
• "What in the world?"
• "Who knew this town had such a secret..."

Chapter 5

• "OUCH!"
• "Excuse me, but...who are you?"
• "Pardon me, but what are you gentlemen talking about?"
• "EEEEEEEK!"
• "Danger?"
• "We can't ignore folks in need. Please, leave it to us."
• "You know of the Pure Heart?"
• "Huh! Weird..."
• "Sir, we're REALLY in a hurry. Won't you just let us by?"
• "Y-You..."
• "Don't you talk like that!"
• "Goodness... I suppose we should hurry onward..."
• "Um... Hello?"
• "Certainly! I'd be glad to pass along the message."
• "You're one of Flint's crew members, is that right? He's looking for you."
• "You're part of the Cragley camera crew, correct? Yes, well, he's looking for you."
• "Uh, yes, of course...we did! So, you aren't under the control of the Floro Sapiens! Just like Flint Cragley..."
• "No, thank you very much. We won't sit idly by and watch this world or any other die."
• "What is that?!"
• "Uh... Are you King Croacus?"
• "King Croacus! Be merciful! Release the Cragnons you've enslaved!"
• "We have defeated your king. Now! Release the Cragnons!"
• "Tippi... Tippi......"
• "What's the matter, Tippi? You seemed a little out of it there..."

Chapter 6

• "A challenger? What do you mean?"
• "Why...thank you! I don't think I caught your name..."
• "Oh! A Pure Heart!"
• "Your vassals, King Sammer?"
• "Count Bleck! What are you doing here?"
• "I'm sorry to be rude, Your Majesty, but there's no time. The Pure Heart, please..."
• "Mimi! We don't have time for this. Get out of the way!"
• "We're not going to make it?!"
• "But what of King Sammer and the Sammer Guys...? And the Pure Heart...?"
• "This place can't be that beautiful world we were in before..."
• "I demand that you take off that mask and show us who you really are! Hmmpf!"
• "Even a masked man like you wouldn't watch a world die without feeling anything. You must see that Count Bleck's plan is totally mad!"
• "I can't shake the feeling that I've met that masked man before..."
• "It looks like a rock. There's no sparkle left..."
• "D-Dimentio?! What are you doing here?!"

Chapter 7

• "Snoooooore..."
• (Yellow Apple)
  • "Wh-Where am I?"
  • "Eeeeeek! What's happening?! A MUSTACHE?! GET SOME LIP WAX, NOW!"
• (Red Apple)
  • "Wh-Where am I?"
  • "Eeeeeek! What's happening?! Make it stop!"
• (Black Apple)
  • "Ohhhh... Unnnggh..."
  • "Unnngghh... G-Grr- GROSS!"
  • "Ewwww, what WAS that?! What in the world did you just make me eat?!"
  • "Luigi?! You're safe and sound!"
  • "Where in the world are we? And what was I doing here? I can't remember a thing..."
  • "Is that so... Well, it's nice to meet you, Luvbi."
  • "Oh, my. I wonder if I said something rude..."
  • "Oh, I must have caused you all so much trouble. I'm so sorry...but I'm so very happy to see all of you again! I'll try and do my best to make up for time lost!"
• "You're the boss of the beasts that escaped from The Underwhere, aren't you?"
• "Her sacrifice will not be in vain... We swear it."
• "We promise!"
• "I thought you'd just gone back to town, but then I saw you lying there, not moving... And then...you started shouting loudly. I have to say, it kind of startled me."
• "Blumiere... Is that a person's name you were saying? Were you remembering something from your past, perhaps?"
• "I fear for the poor people of this world who must continue to look at the sky and worry. We must act quickly and ease their hearts and minds!"

Chapter 8

• "I've never seen it from the outside, but I'm pretty sure this is it. Count Bleck must be in there somewhere!"
• "Bowser...are you sure about this?"
• "We... We don't have time. we must keep going..."
• "I'm not worried about Bowser. He isn't easy to get rid of..."
• "All right, let's move on to Count Bleck!"
• "It is strange... I mean, this is Count Bleck's private castle, right? So why would he let the destruction ravage his own home? What sort of evil plan is it if he destroys himself in the process?"
• "How dare you lecture us?! You were just pretending to be Merlon and Merlee. Talk about a dirty trick! You should be ashamed of yourself!"
• "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• " Very well. If you insist, I'll give you want you so richly deserve."
• "Stay out of this! I am a PRINCESS, and she has thrown mud at my dignity! You two leave me be! UNDERSTOOD?!"
• "Oh, what's the matter, little girl? Did I spank Mimi a little too hard?" (American version)
• "Oh, what's the matter, little girl? Did I yell at Mimi a little too hard?" (British version)
• "Mimi... You can't stay here. Go find somewhere safe."
• "What... What AM I doing? I just leapt into action without even thinking..."
• "No, I can't do that. You have been very, very bad, but I can't leave you here to die."
• "I don't know how you were raised, but I was taught to help people in need!"
• "Wait! I've got you... EEEEEEEK!"
• "We would never let you destroy everything, you awful count!"
• "I fell through, too, and landed right on Bowser! It was a surprisingly soft landing..."
• "What is now happening to... Count Bleck?!" *
• "Tippi! You're right. We have to attack now!"
• "I think your prophecy was wrong all along."
• "So defeating Dimentio wasn't enough to stop it?"
• "How lovely! The bells are giving their blessing to Tippi and Bleck..."
• "Both Tippi and Count Bleck... gone. What could have happened to them?"
• "Merlon, what is it?"
• "Of course she is."

Getting Barry

• "Thanks, but... I don't need any more tips."

Getting Piccolo

• "Who might you be?"

Shadoo first encounter

• "Who is that?! Where are you?"

Shadoo second encounter

• "To think that something so evil lurked under the town... So disturbing!"

*Though spoken by Peach, this line was likely intended to be said by Count Bleck, as it is similar to his third-person speech style.

Queen Jaydes

Chapter 6

• "You... What business do you have with me?"
• "I am Queen Jaydes. Mistress of The Underwhere! Ruler of those with ended games!"
• "Here, in this place, your sins from your time among the living are weighed. If your sins are light enough, the bliss of The Overthere will be yours. But if not... You suffer for eternity among the game-overed! Now let us weigh your sins..."
• "Hm? I sense a strange energy... Have you brought something strange into The Underwhere, by chance?"
• "What is THIS?! No, no... It could not be... But how... It is badly damaged, yes... but what you hold is a Pure Heart!"
• "Who exactly ARE you, to have a Pure Heart...and what has happened to it?"
• "Oh, wait, that is my phone... ...Sorry, I have to take this."
• "What is it NOW, Grams? You know I am working..."
• "WHAT?! LUVBI IS MISSING?!"
• "Oh, mercy... I understand. Yes, yes, I will see to it. Mmmmmm-bye!"
• "Great. Just what I need. I am already shorthanded... What am I going to do?"
• "Oh! Perhaps you can help! That phone call I received just now? It was the king of The Overthere, Grambi... One of the Nimbis vanished from The Overthere, and he asked me to look for her. But I cannot abandon my duties here in the palace... and my D-Men are all busy."
• "So it must fall to you! Will you search for this missing person in my place?"
• (No)
• "What?! You would refuse me?"
• "Do you not know the fate of those who defy Jaydes?"
• "I will ask you once again... Will you please search for Luvbi in my stead?"
• "Still you do not agree?"
• "I must warn you... I can be very persuasive."
• "I will ask you yet again. Will you please search for Luvbi in my stead?"
• "You are a stubborn creature. This is your last chance... and I mean that."
• "I will ask one last time... Will you please search for Luvbi in my stead?"
• "I see... Then we are done here, it seems."
• "You will spend the rest of eternity in the foulest corner of The Underwhere!"
• "Farewell, mustached shayde! OhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhOhO!"
• (Yes)
• "Oh, thank you so very much. I apologize for asking this of you, but it would really help."
• "The name of the missing Nimbi is Luvbi. Oh... And what is your name?"
• "Mario... Well, Mario... May I hold on to this Pure Heart while you are busy searching?"
• "Worry not, I just want a look. I will return it when YOU return with Luvbi. And in its place, allow me to give you this."
• "Word has reached me that someone has fallen into the River Twygz. Some said it was a strange fellow dressed in green... That could not be Luvbi... Still, just in case, I would suggest that you check there first."
• "This key will open a door to the underground waterways beneath the River Twygz. Please, I must ask that you search the area thoroughly."
• "Luvbi! Mind your manners! You know all this happened because you wandered off without permission! Now! Apologize to these nice men at once!"
• "Oh, Luvbi... You had us all so very worried."
• "Mario. please accept this as a sign of my eternal thanks. Here."
• "I have power over life and death, you see. And I was able to use that power to restore this Pure Heart. I know not how you found it, but this Pure Heart shows that fate is on your side. Take good care of it."
• "And by the way, it may please you to know that your game is not truly over. Somehow, you were sent to The Underwhere while still very much alive..."
• "My power can return you to your world if you so wish... What would you like to do?"
  • (Don't return)
  • "I see... Well, when you are ready to go back, please let me know."
  • (Return)
  • "Then I shall return you."
• "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm! Jaydes, Jaydes, JA-JAYDES! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! GAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVERGAMEOVER... CONTINUE!"

Chapter 7

• "Greetings. Welcome to the... Wait, why have you returned?!"
• "What?! You are collecting Pure Hearts?!"
• "Hmm... Now that I take a long look at you... I realize you just might be the heroes mentioned in the Prognosticus... But could you really be...the ones?"
• "The location of the Pure Heart is a matter of utmost secrecy, I am afraid. There is nothing I can tell you... If you really must know, you will have to speak to Grambi, king of The Overthere."
• "An idea strikes... Could you fine heroes take Luvbi back to The Overthere for me?"
• "A monster was once held beneath here...but a recent earthquake freed it. Once it escaped its prison, it began to wander freely. Of course I would never send my daughter alone with such a savage beast on the loose. If you would take her back, I would gladly open the way to The Overthere for you. I will also alert Grambi that you are coming to ask about the Pure Heart."
• "What say you? This is a fair bargain..."
• (Yes)
• "...I thank you. With this monster about, my D-Men and I are busy trying to contain the damage..."
• "Just go through this door and keep heading upward to reach The Overthere. And make sure Luvbi arrives safely in the care of Grams... I mean...Grambi."
• "Thank you for agreeing to take Luvbi to The Overthere to see Grambi. I count upon you."
• "I had not received word of your safe arrival, so I came looking... Are you well?"
• "Luvbi... You... You are not really our child."
• "The Pure Heart was always in danger of falling into the hands of evil, darling. So Grams and I decided to transform it into a shape that no one would suspect..."
• "It is true that we created you as a means of protecting the Pure Heart... But Grams and I came to love you as a true daughter. We wanted to be with you for all time, to protect you. You became a part of us."
• "Perhaps we were wrong to create you...and if we only caused pain, we apologize."
• "Since the little light of my life left, a quiet loneliness has settled around me... It is the silence of the game-over screen. But soon Luvbi will be reborn to a new life. Then my loneliness will prove mere parental endurance... This gives me solace."

Post-game

• "I heard the news and came running, and I saw Luvbi... I could not believe it!"
• "It was a miracle! I feel such anguish that we put this child through so much..."
• "Now we are going to make up for it by loving her as much as we can!"
• "And we owe it all to you for saving all of the worlds. Thank you so very much."
• "Be sure to come see me when your games end. I will tip the scales in your favor!"

Red

• "Hey! HEY! You can see me!"
• "This is unbelievable! I've been freaking out here for days, and finally someone sees me!"
• "A couple mornings ago, I roll out of the wrong side of bed... ...and once I get my coffee, I realize I'm stuck in some freaky parallel dimension! I've been hollering and flailing for days, but nobody could hear me...or even see me. Just when I was starting to think I'd be here forever, I see you!"
• "You just blipped in here out of thin air! I was thinking, if you can do that, maybe I can hitch a ride back with you? Just stand next to me and flip back to 2-D. I'll hold on!"
• "WHUH! we did it! I'm back to normal! Listen, you really bailed me out there. That 3-D business was freaking me out!"
• "The name's Red. Nice to meet you!"
• "Say, uh...any way I can repay you?"
• "So you want to cross the chasm, huh? Well, you found yourself the right guy! But hey, I've got to warn you. You know this place is called Impasse Pass, right? I'm only allowed to let a choice few cross the bridge. It's in my job description. I mean, that's why they pay me to stand here. You sure you want to pass?"
• "Yeah... Well, you did save me from being trapped in a parallel dimension and all..."
• "OK! I'm going to ask you a question. Get the right answer, and I'll let you pass. Sound good? Here we go."
• "What's the most manly color in the entire universe? Red or green?"
• (Red!)
• "Yes, you are SO right! I knew it! You and me, we see eye to eye on fashion. I'll throw the bridge down. Hang on a sec."
• "All right, you should be good to go. You take 'er easy!" (American version)
• "All right, you should be good to go. You take it easy!" (British version)
• (Green!)
• "...GREEN?! You're out of your mind! There's no way I can let a crazy like you pass!"
• (Both!)
• "What?! ...BOTH?! We can't have any wishy-washy types like you hanging around town!"
• "Oh, well hey, you're back! Fine, fine. I'll ask you again..."
• "If you want to go any farther, just look up my brother. His house is on the other side of town up ahead. Ask him about it."

Rebbi

• "TAKETH THAT!"
• "They come without pause..."
• "Hm... Against such an assault, I cannot hope to last..."
• "Huh? Reinforcements?"
• "At last! My strength hath reached its end... Please... Thou must finish them!"
• "The foul beasts are no more..."
• "I am Rebbi! Thou hast saved me! I owe thee thanks."
• "Luvbi... The three orbs are not not things to be given away lightly!"
• "And yet...these are dire times, are they not? And I owe thee a big debt. Here, i give it to thee!"
• "I will go thither and check on the others. If thou survivest, let is meet again!"
• "CALM THY MIND!"
• "I shall handle them!"
• "At long last, my strength returned to me..."
• "And now, these fiends shall reap the grim harvest of my Nimbi fury!"
• "The hour is nigh, Nimbi brigade! Art thou ready?!"
• "Hast thou fear of these fiends from The Underwhere?"
• "Thou art toast!"
• "And now, Nimbi brigade... Ahem... CHAAARGE!"

Saffron

• "Hello there, sugar!"
• "Welcome to Sweet Smiles! Our dishes will turn that little frown right upside down!"
• "What? A friend of yours is out cold? Oh, mercy!"
• "Well, listen here, sugar... She sounds like she needs some Spicy Soup! All I need is a Fire Burst to make a pot of soup that'll warm her up in a jiffy! Some stores sell Fire Bursts, so just check the shelves wherever you like to shop. You bring me one, sugar, and I'll make you some tasty Spicy Soup!"
• (Has Fire Burst)
  • "...But ooh my, looks like you already have a Fire Burst, don't you know? Aren't you the enterprising one! Hand it over, and I'll whip up some Spicy Soup!"
• (No Fire Burst)
  • "You ought to quit jawing with me and find a Fire Burst so I can help your friend! I believe the shop on the first floor sells them, now that I think of it. As soon as I have one, I'll whip up a nice pot of Spicy Soup for you, sugar!"
• "Ooh, now THERE'S the Fire Burst I need! Now let's just get started on making that Spicy Soup! Hand me that Fire Burst..."
• "Ooh! Second thoughts? Maybe next time, sugar."
• "Ooh la la! YUMMM! Put it in your TUMMMMM!"
• "This ought to wake up that sleeping beauty of yours, sugar! Get it to her just as quick as you can!"
• "Just bring me an ingredient, sugar, and I'll whip up a dish guaranteed to satisfy!"
• "Ooh, now let's get cooking! Go on and choose the ingredient you want, sugar."
• "So, sugar, you want me to create a dish for you with a(n) *item*?"
• "Mmm hmm! One delicious dish, coming right up, sugar!"
• "Choppy bubbly YUMMMM! ♪ Put it in your TUMMMMM! ♪ One more second and then..."
• "Done! Enjoy the yum, sugar!"
• "That is one FINE eatable!"
• "Ooh no... Wait... I made a mistake... Oh well, these things happen, sugar..."
• "Ooh, this is the first time I've made this dish for you! I'll add this to my recipe list."
• "Remember, sugar, if you find new ingredients, you bring 'em on by to me!"
• "That's the Dining Specializer! It gives ingredient lists for your favorite recipes. You can even use it to get information on where to find elusive ingredients. I don't think it's loaded with all the recipes yet, though... Fortunately, it will update anytime you bring it new recipe data, sugar! You should find some cooking data somewhere and put it in there!"

Sammer Guys

NOTE: This section contains only quotes from the main story. For a list of Sammer Guy quotes in the complete Duel of 100, see here.

Jade Blooper

• "Ahhhh... So you run, coward. You disgrace your family's honor. Another unworthy opponent... When will this 'hero' of legend appear? Time is running out, and still he refuses to show his face!"
• "You stop now! You wear the clothes of a crazy. You must be, if you mean to challenge me!"
• "Aha. So it begins, challenger. I am known as Jade Blooper, guardian of the 1st gate. Prepare for game over!"
• "HAAACHAWW!"
• "No more, I beg you! Your power is great, challenger."
• "Your skills are impressive. So the hero of legend has finally revealed himself... You may go to the next gate."
• "INSOLENCE! Show respect, dog! You stand before King Sammer, ruler of the Sammer Guys!"
• "In our kingdom, there is a legend that has been passed down through generations. 'When a great hole appears in the sky, the world will soon be devoured.' The tempest in the sky grows larger by the day. It must be stopped!"
• "Fool, do not keep the king waiting! Go to the next gate."

Hill with Eyes

• "I intended for you to forever sleep at the foot of this hill. But I must let you pass. Go now!"

Puffing Fist

• "But if the world is dying, my vacation days aren't worth anything... Challenger, go with speed and save Puffing Fist's forthcoming vacation!"

Squatting Birdo

• "So the legends ARE true! We are doomed! Great Birdo, protect us all!"

Leeping Cheep

• "My sword... It quivers! It is an ill omen. What? You know of this? Then why do you waste my time?"

Master Wiggler

• "Here's another haiku... "Why are you still here? If you have time to wiggle... You're a bad hero...""

Shoe of Kuribo

• "If the prophecy is true, then our whole world will soon go STOMPOW! I must stomp this ill destiny!"

Guy Who Fry

• "I am like a sad pail of discarded grease..."

Screaming Mantis

• "You have...no lozenges for SCREEEEEAAMING MANTIS? Go now...and come back when you have done your deed..."

Koopa in Winter

• "Leave me! I must wait for my soul to thaw..."

Footsteps of Coins

• "My wealth was in my battle skills, and you have robbed me of them. My poverty of spirit is now matched by my empty pockets. And now I am faced with... NO! A loan from Mother! She will frown upon me! I would rather sell my weapons!"

Urchin Lung

• "What are you doing just standing here?! Move on to the next gate!"

Crow Who Eats

• "Go on to the next gate! Today, I will only feed on my own bitter disappointment..."

Swollen Tongue

• "What are you chewing? I mean doing? Get out of fear! ...I mean... Get going!"

Slipping Grip/Clammy Hand/Forbidden Slap

• "Brother!"
• "Brother, are you hurt?!"
• "Slipping Grip! Clammy Hand! Why are you here? Why have you left your gates?"
• "We were worried about you..."
• "Brother... Return to the academy... They will take you back..."
• "Yes, let us return to the academy and earn an advanced Sweaty Palm belt... Perhaps they will forgive my selfish quest for dark slapping power..."
• "You have beaten us! Now go on and shame the rest like you have shamed us..."
• "May the martial art spirits grant you luck! Onward to glory!"
• "The hole in the sky grows bigger..." - Slipping Grip
• "What are you waiting for? Get to the king!" - Clammy Hand
• "What are you doing? Hurry on to the king!" - Forbidden Slap

Hairy Arantula in the Grass

• "Go to the next gate! You are ruining Hairy Arantula in the Grass's hiding spot..."

Another Castle

• "Every castle must crumble one day. Now...leave me to my crumbling."

Rolling Thwomp

• "WORLD GOES SQUISH SOON!"
• "MUST TELL KING SAMMER! MUST NOT ACCIDENTALLY SQUISH KING AGAIN..."
• "I have spread word to the king. Now you must press on, challengers."'

Thrashing Prawn

• "The guardian of the 21st gate simmers in hot, savory fury! I am THRASHING PRAWN! You will never pierce my briny husk! I will flail mercilessly at your face with tiny arms! Oh. This isn't a good time? If you are the hero we have waited for, you should hurry along to the treasure... I, Thrashing Prawn, must swallow my anger and allow you to pass..."

Thousand-Year Roar

• "GRAAARRRR! It is I, Thousand-Year Roar! I will make your ears explode with a guttural, manly shout! Perhaps...now is not the best time to explode your ears... You may pass this time. Hurry on to King Sammer!"

Unshy Guy

• "I am Unshy Guy. Public speaking holds no challenge for me! I will bludgeon you with confidence and charm! ...Another time. We are currently having a bit of an emergency. The king is up ahead; go to him!"

Useless Badge

• "I am...Useless Badge. Living a life without utility enrages me! I may exist only for novelty, but that won't stop me from attacking you with futility! But for now... I will let you pass..."

Sunshine Flood

• "FOULNESS! I am Sunshine Flood, the shining beacon that exposes your filthy filth! I will mop the stage with your filthy clothes! But... Now is not the time. We will meet again, but you must go and find the king!"

Grand Master Kickface

• "You are in a great hurry, challenger, but allow me to introduce myself. I am Grand Master Kickface of the 26th gate. I am legendary in face-kicking circles. You have indulged me, challenger, and so you may pass without face kick..."

Soaring Cape

• "Interloper, it is I, Soaring Cape! I will whoosh down upon... ...Ahh, forget it. Just go."

Yowling Yux

• "Fly to King Sammer! Now!"

Mystical Whistle

• "Go to the king!"

Laughing X-Naut

• "HA HA HA. We are doomed. It cannot be stopped. HAH HAH."
• "HAH HAH HAH."

Shadoo

• "I've waited for you, heroes..."
• "Ah, you have done very well... Your bravery has not gone unnoticed."
• "I am a servant of the Ancients, sent here to give power to the true heroes."
• "You have passed the 100 trials behind you."
• "But whether you are the true heroes of legend or not is yet to be seen..."
• "I will give you a new challenge!"
• "You can use this pipe to leave the dungeon."
• "Then you can venture down through the 100 trials again to see me."
• "If you do so, then I will recognize all of you as the true heroes."
• "I truly look forward to it. See you again..."
• "Heh... What's up, heroes? I should come clean... I don't really work for the Ancients!"
• "Don't get me wrong, they did CREATE me...but I work for my own cursed powers!"
• "Anyway, the name is Shadoo. I've been testing you to study you, and now..."
• "Your clones are complete! Now's when I beat you and take your place as heroes!"
• "Oh, heroes... Blessed souls... I must destroy you all with the power of shadow!"
• "I was...so very...close to defeating the heroes..."
• "With the...power of the Pixls... I almost...got revenge...on...the Ancients..."

Skarn

• "Craggit daggit YOOOO! ♪"
• "End of all Cragnons coming! NO WAY! MUST CRAG ON! Save us Cragnons, brah!"
• "Cragga wagga doo GOO! ♪"
• "Wh-What in Crag?"
• "Yah, Jasperoid... Thought I was losing my crag, brah. Person shaped weird, huh?"
• "Wait! You think maybe... Person sent down to help by Big Rock Who Watches?!"
• "Bite your crag, brah! Do not doubt power of Big Rock Who Watches!"
• "Yah... Maybe you right, brah. Big Rock Who Watches answered call of Cragnons!"
• "Take what we get, brah! Big Rock Who Watches must have plan for Cragnons."
• "It not rocket science, brah. Anyway, big brah here is Marbald, chief of all Cragnons."
• "So weak, brah!"
• "Boooo! Cragnons boo on you! You weak! You not servants of Big Rock Who Watches! You not boulders of power! You clods of dirt!"
• "You not servants of Big Rock Who Watches! No... You lame, brahs..."
• "Yah, serious, no cragging! Big Rock Who Watches sent you to Cragnons, for sure!"

Skeet

Chapter 2

• "I was just lookin' up at the tower when suddenly, BOOM! Man... It startled me so bad, I swallowed my cough drop. Is that a health risk?"

Chapter 3

• "I dig this tower so much I decided to do a buncha research on it."
• "And I learned... Somewhere in the universe, there's a black tower just like this one!"
• "BLACK, I said! You BELIEVE that? This tower must be WHITE! Just thinkin' about it in another color makes me MAD!"

Chapter 4

• "Vanilla's the best ice cream, NEVER write on paper, and tower's^[sic] should be WHITE!"
• "Black towers... Gahhhhhhh! I need to be alone!"

Chapter 5

• "Great. Just great. Know what I just heard? There are colorful doors on the tower!"
• "Who'd ruin this simple, stark palette with such gaudiness?! BRING THE FIEND TO ME!"

Chapter 6

• "Had YOU heard about this complete atrocity? There are bright doors atop the tower!"
• "Every time I turn around... THERE'S ANOTHER ONE!"
• "This cannot stand, hear me? You agree, right?"
• "What? You're sure there's a good reason for it all?! How dare you."

Chapter 7

• "The entire top floor of the tower is filled with colorful doors! I'm ENRAGED."
• "Who's responsible for this?! The stark simplicity has been completely tainted!"
• "Unless... Maybe that's how the tower was supposed to look all along..."

Post-game

• "Check it out... The doors on the tower? They were part of a plan to save the world!"
• "Who knew it hid such secrets? I'm in love with this thing all over again!"
• "I'm gonna keep watchin' the tower and discoverin' its many charms!"

Skellobits

Normal

• "Hwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwa! Awww, what's da matter?!"
• "C'mon! Fight back, ya big wimp, ya!"
• "What's YOUR beef, hah?"
• "Oh, friend of the Nimbis, are ya? Then ya must be an enemy of US!"
• "Taste spear!"

Spiky Skellobit

• "HOLD IT!"
• "How'd you guys get in here?! I thought we destroyed the bridge!"
• "Wh-Wh-Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?! You little brat!"
• "Hey! You guys! Fall in!"
• "So, ya wanna see how scary we can be, little girly?! Well, take a good look!"
• "Ooh, all tough 'cause ya got an army, huh? Let's see how ya do against MINE!"
• "YER GOIN' DOWN!"
• "NO MERCY!"

Slim

• "Know the secret? 'CUZ I DOOOO!"
• "So, do ya know the secret, pard? Well? do ya?"
• "Iffen you close your peepers... and imagine real hard... that the world's gone... Why it's just about the biggest dern thrill ever!"
• "WHUH-HUH?!"
• "My senses are tellin' me that you're the hero! Whoa... Hey, welcome, pard."
• "Got some bad news, though. Looks to me like yer a bit lackin' in thrills. I can't give my power to anyone who's too skinny in the thrills department."
• "So here's what we do, pard! I'll recharge yer thrill gauge over the next ten seconds! You ready? Here goes!"
• "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE! TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR! SEVENTEEEEEEEEEEEN! THREE-POINT-ONE-FOOOUR! ONE MARZIIIIIIIIIIIILLION! TENNNNN!"
• "Now yer all chargified, pard! Yepper, now you've got yer thrills!"
• "Now remember, we Pixls got loads of power, so you'd best be real careful with us!"
• "We had a little dustup with them Ancients 2,000 years ago...but we're pards now."
• "So let's go have us some thrill, huh?! C'mon!"
• "So now you know the secret, huh, pard? Don't ya? Playin' hide-an'-seek is the biggest thrill you can find! You oughta try it!"

Squirps

• "Squeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuurp..."
• "Squirple squeeple squinks! 'Morning, SQUIRP!"
• "You're the ones looking for the Pure Heart, squirple? Hm! Cuter than I thought! ♡"
• "Noooooo! No scary faces! You can call me Squirps! I'm your captain, squooork!"
• "And if you want the Pure Heart, we need to work together, squoop!"
• "Squirps can't tell much now, but you must trust Squirps. Now, follow me, squiiiinks!"
• "SQUAAAACK!"
• "You! You heed the captain! You are a space grunt now, and that is the ONLY rule! Your only responses should be 'Yes, sir!' and 'Gotcha!' Understand, squirkle?"
• "Squeh squeh squeh squeh... Looks like you understand your place, SQUIIIIIIIRP!"
• "Great! Let's get ready, then... Squarp formation, squooogle!"
• "We'll 'squarp' directly to the Pure Heart. It's like warping, except Squirps invented it."
• "In order to squarp, we'll need a lot of energy, squeeeeeerk. You're all brimming with power-up power, right? You must give it to Squirps!"
• "SUCCESS! ☆"
• "And here we go... SQUAAAARRRRP!"
• "...Squoh? We're...not even close to our destination, squooops... Is that all the power-up power you have, squirp? Good-for-nothing space grunt... Squirps was an idiot for thinking you had more..."
• "Well, good-for-nothings have their own good-for-nothing ways of moving, squaaank... There's a ways to go before you reach the Pure Heart... You must space-swim!"
• "Use to shoot enemies with my Squirps Squirt Beam. SQUIRP! Fire, space grunt! CHAAAAAARGE!"
• "Somewhere on this planet should be an entrance to the Space Byway, squeeeork! Yup! It's a shortcut to the Pure Heart!"
• "Squeh squeh squeh squeh... You're gonna laugh, squaag! IT'S... Squirps forgot!"
• "Don't look at Squirps like that! Everything's fine! I think there probably should be some clues around here somewhere, squirple..."
• "HNNNNGH!"
• "No! I... I have to go potty! I REALLY have to go, squirk! I can't hold it anymore!"
• "It's occupied, squiiiiiinkle! And whoever's in there won't come out! At this rate...Squirps is going to have an accident!"
• "This is no time for some silly song, squirple! I've got a bathroom emergency here!"
• "Sq-Squirps can't take it anymore! Squirps will burst! Evacuate all personnel!"
• "Phew... Squirps needed that."
• "OK! Let's go look for the entry to the Space Bypass, squibble!"
• "This is the Space Bypass! Yeah, from somehwere in here, we can enter the Whoa Zone. C'mon, space grunt, look for the entrance, squeork!"
• "It's a prohibited zone, squirp. Some call it the 'Space Graveyard,' squoooinks. It's a complicated maze... They say once you go in, you can never get out... And supposedly, the Pure Heart is hidden at the very back of that maze, squinkly!"
• "Squirple squeedle SQUIRP! ☆ I made some room with that pit stop! Now I'm hungry!"
• "This hole... What a lovely shape, squirp! I don't know why...but I want to be squeezed into there! Someone squish me in!"
• "SQUEEEZIRP! ♡"
• "It's a Space Gate, squirp! These lead from the Space Bypass to the Whoa Zone! Through this gate is the way forward, space grunts!"
• "Another wonderful shape! I feel another compulsion... Must...get...twisted...into...there! Someone twist me in!"
• "Something... Something's missing, squirk... Definitely... I can't shake it... There's only one solution... That's right! Squirps must eat something yummy! Squirps will not move until Squirps eats something good! This I declare, squooooorp!"
• "Squuuuuuurgh... So hungry... Squirps can't move... well, Squirps CAN move, but so very slowly... squirps needs to eat something yummy!"
• "SQUEE-YUCK! Squirps doesn't want something like that!"
• "Squirps is a gourmet! You think I'd be satisfied by something like this, squaaag? But, you went to all this trouble, space grunt, so... I don't want to, but... SQUA-CHOMP!"
• "TH-THIS IS..."
• "The chocolate and nuts melt together, creating a full flavor with a clean finish! It's a sweet chocolate sonata written for lovers... It's PURE COCOA ♡ LOVE!"
• "Rich chocolate and fungus texture are at war in this mouth... and Squirps loves it! The ultimate snack battle! CHOCO-BATTLE OF JUSTICE!"
• "It smells delightful, squiigs... It tastes delightful, squoort... It's perfectly PERFECT! Oh... Squirps can't see through tears of joy!"
• "TOOOOOO GOOD!"
• "Squirp! Sorry about that... Squirps got carried away..."
• "We're here, squeeegle! This is the Whoa Zone!"
• "Squirps has finally arrived, squoodly! SQUIRPS IS HERE!"
• "...Squirps can't wait! squirps is going to scurry ahead. Follow Squirps when you can."
• "But remember, space grunts, this place is a super-complicated maze... You'll get lost before you know it, so pay attention to where you're going, squeerp!"
• "Well. Squirps will see you guys later...at the spot where the Pure Heart waits."
• "SLOWPOKES!"
• "SQUAAAAAAAACKLES! Squirps was tired of waiting! Squirps almost gave up!"
• "Squirple squeee! Stop it! Squirps is embarrassed! ☆ Wait... Whose voice was that, squoh?"
• "We have to pull ourselves together, space grunts..."
• "Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Squirps brought them here!"
• "Oh, we're finally here... Come on! Say hi to Squirps's mommy, squirp!"
• "Yeah, this is Squirps's mommy! The queen of Squirpia! Her name is Squirpina XIV!"
• "Squirps is the prince of Squirpia, a once-great kingdom... My true name is... Squirp Korogaline Squirpina!"
• "Sorry for not telling you... Squirps promised not to tell! It makes Squirps a target!"
• "Long ago, Squirps's mother was told that destruction would come to the world. And in order to protect us from this destruction, we needed the Pure Heart... So Mommy hid the Pure Heart in the Whoa Zone, where no one could get to it. And so, 1,500 years ago, Squirps was put to sleep in a hibernation capsule, squeeep!"
• "Squirps was meant to bring the heor here...to protect the world, squirple!"
• "The prince of squipria, Squirps, has a message from the queen to deliver... 'I bestow upon you the Pure Heart in the hope that you will save the world...' Here! Take it! Squirp!"
• "Phew! Now that Squirps is all relaxed, squirps feels kinda...tired... Mother... I did my best, right? Are you...proud...of me?"

Three hags

Hagra

• "Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh!"
• "I am Hagra, yes, one of the ancient sisters three... The Underwhere crones!"
• "Mm... Young one, aren't you? And to where are you headed, young man?"
• "You seek the Pure Heart, so you desire an audience with Grambi? Sounds serious..."
• "Well, you are not the only soul here with a problem, no... for I have one as well."
• "Yes, I lent a certain book to a certain D-Man, you see... and now I need it back. Could you find him and get it back for me, you strapping young thing?"
• (Yes)
  • "Good, yes, good... Allow me to send you to where the D-Man in question is. And thanks for your help, yes..."
  • "Hagracadagra!"
• (No)
  • "Eh?! Youngsters these days don't respect their elders, no, they don't... Why, back in my day...we used to do nice things for the elderly, yes... When did times changes so? This younger generation... Such entitled brats!"
  • "I blame video games! Kids live in virtual worlds! They can't relate to real people!"
  • "Rotten like cavities, these kids...and speaking of cavities, take care of your teeth. Once you lose them, that is IT for your favorite foods. Dentures only go so far!"
  • "Now what were we talking about... Oh yes, we were talking about what an unkind sort of person you are!"
  • "Hit the road, sonny boy! I think I'll ask one of those nice Shaydes instead!"
• "Eh eh eh eh... You need me to repeat my request, hm?"
• "Oh? Did you not find the D-Man? You want me to send you back to where he is?"
• (Yes)
  • "Thank you for doing this... Hagracadagra!"
• (No)
  • "I think the D-Man I lent the book to is near the entrance to Underwhere Road. Thanks again, sonny!"
• "Hm? Did you get the book back, young man?"
• "Ohh, this is it, yes, yes. See, I'm getting a little...paunchy in my old age. I thought I might try this "No-Tummy Mummy Diet" to try and get back into shape..."
• "Thanks for getting this, yes. Let me give you this as thanks, sonny!"
• "Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh! Goodbye, young man!"
• "Thank you for being such a nice boy to your elders. Good-bye, sonny!"

Hagitha

• "Meh meh meh meh meh meh!"
• "And where are YOU headed young man? Hagitha wants to know!"
• "You seek what? A Puny Heart? I know not what that is, but it sounds serious."
• "Yes, and I hate to be a bother, but...I have a small problem."
• "You see...and listen carefully here... The Hagtime Mystery Hour is on Undervision tomorrow night.. So I set my recorder to tape it automatically so I would not forget, yes? it has to be high quality, too, not that quick stuff! Such awful image quality! in any case, I must be sure the boneball game didn't go into extras and delay it! I asked a D-Man to check on the recording... Could you ask him about the game for me?"
• (Yes)
  • "Oh, simply wonderful, yes. Well, I will send you to where that D-Man currently lingers. Thanks for helping!"
  • "Hagithawagitha!"
• (No)
  • "Eh?! Youngsters these days don't respect their elders, no, they don't... Why, back in my day...we used to do nice things for the elderly, yes... When did times changes so? This younger generation... Such entitled brats!"
  • "You know what I blame? The cellular telephone devices! Everything is too convenient!"
  • "In my day, we had to work hard all the time, yes, rain or shine... But do folks remember those days? No! They just flit about going la di da di da... I want to go la di da, too! It's unfair! I want to "chill"! I want to "hang out"!"
  • "Now, what were we talking about... Oh yes! We were talking about how you are a shirker!"
  • "Hit the road, you lazy boy! I think I will ask one of those nice Shaydes instead!"
• "You need me to repeat that request? Happy to, young man!"
• "Did you not find the D-Man? You want me to send you back to where he is?"
• (Yes)
  • "Thank you for this sonny... Hagithawagitha!"
• (No)
  • "The D-Man I need you to talk to is right in the middle of Underwhere Road. Thanks again, sonny boy!"
• "Oh, did you tell the D-Man?"
• "Great, yes, wonderful... as thanks, I will tell you something good..."
• "Do you know about that horrible beast with three heads, the Underchomp? Well it loves music, and if you play its favorite song, it will go to sleep! So if you run into it, if you have something that plays music, use it, yes... That should make the battle a little easier, sonny!"
• "Well, I'll see you later! Meh meh meh meh!"

Hagnes

• "Geh geh geh geh geh geh! Well, where are you headed, young'un?"
• "You have free time, right? How about you do old Hagnes a favor!"
• (Yes)
  • "So... You will do it, yes? I did not imagine you would turn down a lovely lady..."
  • "I have one simple request. Just stay here for a whole and let me talk to you!"
  • "Now let me see, what should we talk about... I know! I will tell you a spicy little story from my days of burning youth!"
  • "You may not know it to see me now, but I was a red-hot little tomato back in my day! Boys drooled in my presence. I was the very incarnation of beauty back then... I had a date with a new, handsome fellow every single night. Geh geh geh geh! Then one day, a certain fellow caught my eye, and I fell deeply in love. But I was shy with real feelings on the line, and I hid my deepest emotions. And then! A rival for his affections appeared! oh, how I raged into the night! Like night and day, our personalities were polar opposites, yes... And yet, through some twist of fate, we had fallen for the same fellow! Geh geh geh! We two knocked ourselves out doing all we could to turn his head. Keep in mind, I was a veteran maneater... Hagnes knew what she was doing! But if I cooked him a seven-layer cake, she would do eight layers and hide in it! She would fill his schedule with dates with her so I could not... You get the idea. So I had to find some way to set myself apart from her in his eyes... And I just kept at it...until I found the courage to tell him my feelings one fine day. But...then he rejected me. My rival had already won his heart, it seemed. I was so distraught, my hair turned white overnight, and I aged until I looked like this. ...Geh geh geh! Just kidding. I made that part up. But anyway... I feel like my youth ended on that day. I blossomed magnificently, and then the bloom fell from the branch, as it were. But flowers are beautiful BECAUSE they wither, so my beauty was true... And the name of the fellow I was after? ...Grambi. He lives far above us in The Overthere. And I have no regrets about my pretty youth... in fact, remember me to Grambi!"
  • "Ahhhhh! That was just lovely. Thanks to you, I feel so refreshed! Now then... What is that? Am I done? well, not exactly, young'un. I still must say thank you!"
  • "THANKS!"
  • "That was my present for you! A very nicely drawn out thank you!"
• (No)
  • "Eh?! You know, I heard that young'uns these days do not respect their elders... Hmph! Why, back in my day... Back in my day..."
  • "Come to think of it, I gave my elders nothing but grief back in my day! I guess we really do reap what we sow... Well, life kind of makes sense now. And I guess I never pay much mind to what young'uns say either, now do I? So I guess it is no surprise...that they ignore me! Hmmm! Now get lost! Shoo!"
• "So, young'un? Would you like to hear old Hagnes's request?"
• "What? Is that all, you ask? Geh geh! Are you serious? Of course that is all! Got it? Good for you. You can go now. SHOO!"

Sunbi

• "HEEEEEELP!"
• "Th-Thou hast my gratitude. I know not who thou art, but thou didst save me..."
• "A pox, verily... Yon fell beasts hath been flooding into The Overthere as of late. They seek the Pure Heart... They need it, for they hath some plan most foul!"
• "I yearn to hide, verily... but if thou seekest Grambi, thou shalt need this key."
• "I cannot help more, but prithee, protect Grambi!"
• "Um... Farewell."

Thoreau

• "Sweet freedom!"
• "Wait a moment... If I have been set free, the legendary hero must have done it!"
• "I expressed concern when the Ancients stuffed me in that chest 1,500 years ago... But it seems my fears were quite unfounded. The hero has finally arrived!"
• "Why... YES! I am indeed a Pixl. My name is... Thoreau!"
• "You are a Pixl as well? But you don't look familiar... Are you a newer model?"
• "No matter! Details do bore me!"
• "What is important is the fact that I have waited AGES to lend my skill to the hero. And, glorious day, here you are! Do take me with you... You simply must!"
• "You will, then? Smashing!"
• "With me at your side, one may grasp objects with great vigor! Simply press to use my throwing ability!"
• "What's this , you say? You need not worry. The great being that watches us will know what it is."
• "Just remember that I can grasp objects and enemies and hurl them with gusto."
• "Grab something with and press again to throw it. Why not take a moment to get acquainted with my useful talent? You will need to use my ability to get out of this room. Ready, steady, GO!"
• "Glorious day!"
• "Consider me fully at your disposal. Now, to adventure and beyond!"

Thudley

• "HEY! In case you ain't heard, I throw a lot of girth around these parts."
• "And I'm gonna check you out to make sure you got the weight to hang with me."
• "All right. Let's start by checking that face of yours."
• "Looks like you're sportin' a beefy 'stache, there. Solid! I give it 60 girth points." (Mario)
• "Look at those big eyes! You make my girthy heart flutter, girl. Those eyes of yours have got some heavy to 'em! You get 70 girth points!" (Peach)
• "Dude has shaggy eyebrows! That's not even kinda girthy! You get 50 girth points." (Bowser)
• "All right, I gotta check the girthiness of those clothes of yours!"
• "Overalls?! Man, only the brawniest heroes wear those! That's worth 100 girth points!" (Mario)
• "A pink dress?! It takes guts to wear that here. Bam! There's 100 girth points!" (Peach)
• "What's more girthy than a giant spiky shell?! That's worth 100 girth points!" (Bowser)
• "Girth check on the body comin' up. That's where the real heavy comes from."
• "Woah, ho ho! You might be small, but you pack a punch of girth! Girth is a state of mind! You just got yourself another 10,000 girth points!" (Mario)
• "Unbelievable! You might be a slender thing, but you got a beefy spirit, girl! I wouldn't mess with a chick like you! You get 1,000,000 girth points!" (Peach)
• "Look at this guy! Look him up in the dictionary, and he's the definition of girth! A superheavyweight right here! Bam... 10,000 girth points!" (Bowser)
• "The sheer girthitude on display here is blowing my mind! There's no getting around it! You got heavy like I've never seen before!"
• "Any fool that gets in your way and you just HAVE to girth him up!"
• "Love it! Smash and squish those lightweights!"
• "You're goin' places with girth like that, and I wanna come along for the ride."
• "With our girths combined, nobody can stop us! But you gotta get out of this room first. Put my heavyweight power to work!"

Tippi

NOTE: Tippi's Tattles are not listed here. For a list of her Tattles, see here.

Prologue

• ".....ario.....Mario....."
• "Are you awake?"
• "My name is Tippi... I am what is known as a Pixl... A sort of fairy..."
• "Mario... I came to find you..."
• "I am no enemy..."
• "You met Count Bleck...and he captured a princess and an evil king..." (American version)
• "You met Count Bleck...and he captured a princess and an evil monster king... Is this not so?" (British version)
• "Then that means Count Bleck is even now beginning to form The Void..."
• "We haven't much time... You must come with me... Yes, if your friends are to be saved you must come..."
• "Let us go..."
• "He matches the description of the hero in the Light Prognosticus perfectly... And his name is Mario..."
• "'A fair and lovely princess... A furious monster king... The union of these two will call forth the Chaos Heart, the consumer of worlds... And the Chaos Heart will ravage the sky, and so bring forth The Void.'"
• "This way..."
• "This way, please... Come along..."
• "The Heart Pillar is this way... Come on, please..."
• "This is the Heart Pillar... Now get close and place the Pure Heart..."
• "Well done. Now, let's return to Merlon."
• "Perhaps you should strike this block before we head back to Merlon..."
• "Of course..."
• "Well, let's get going..."

Chapter 1

• "I feel the Pure Heart. But it's still far from here..."
• "Merlon told us to find his friend, Bestovius, to learn that dimensional technique."
• "One more thing... If you want to learn about anything, just use my power... I know about many things..."
• "This is not an empty house... There's something in this room. I can feel it..."
• "There's a hidden door here... Let me make it visible for you..."
• "This is Mario! He's dressed like this because he IS the hero..."
• "But that's preposterous! You can't charge to teach the hero of the prophecy!"
• "I feel that the Pure Heart is beyond this mountain...but it's still far, far away."
• "Something tells me you'll need to put that new skill of yours to use."
• "Are you...a Pixl?"
• "Didn't Old Man Watchitt say something about there being some ruins around here?"
• "The Pure Heart can't be far now... We'd better not waste any time..."
• "You... You're one of Count Bleck's thugs, aren't you?!"
• "Do you even know what Count Bleck is trying to do...?"
• "This O'Chunks is a lot scarier than the other enemies we've faced so far... Maybe you should use my power to investigate him when we start the battle..."
• "This 'strange li'l man' is none other than...the legendary hero, Mario!"
• "His name's not 'Maria'... It's 'MARIO'!"
• "Did you understand a word of what that goon was saying...?"
• "Mario, I can feel it calling... The Pure Heart is nearby..."
• "But, wait... I sense something else emanating from the sand dunes. Be careful now, Mario... Something else is waiting for us ahead..."
• "I know you. You're that..."
• "It's going to fly in from the right, I can sense it. You should flip back into 3-D..."
• "Looks like Fracktail is charging straight at us... Better watch out..."
• "Yes, we met Merlumina... She gave it to us..."

Chapter 2

• "The Pure Heart is somewhere up ahead... Yes, it must be... But it could be along way..."
• "Let's go..."
• "This room... There's something about this room..."
• "That was awfully rumbly... Something must have happened outside..."
• "I wonder why that savage thing went straight for her and paid us no mind... I'd like to think we look rather tasty... What do you suppose it means?"
• "This mansion is quite odd... I feel certain it holds many secrets..."
• "Rubees? Oh, I don't believe Mario carries any of that particular currency... I don't suppose those are anything like coins, are they?"
• "So that young imp put a curse on this mansion, then... But who was she, really? I'm worried about Merlee... We must hurry to her aid..."
• "The Pure Heart is near... I feel its tremors so much more strongly down here..."
• "She's gone... Was that apparition really Merlee? Why do you suppose she was telling us to be so careful when we find her?"
• "YUCK!"
• "Attacks won't work? ugh... What should we do?"
• "We've come seeking the Pure Heart..."
• "The real Merlee? Truly? In a place like this?"
• "Merlee said that we would need the power of four heroes to save the world..."
• "Look... Over there... The Void has grown..."

Chapter 3

• "So this is where that door leads... I suppose the next Pure Heart must be nearby... That's odd... I can feel it nearby, but where could it be..."
• "Well, I'm-AAACK!"
• "Mario..."
• "Mario... You guys came to save me..."
• "Thank you... Thank you, Mario! I'm so happy..."
• "The Pure Heart...? But...how..."
• "Mario... I was just so happy when I saw that you'd come to save me. Please... Take it."
• "I'm so sorry... It was all my fault... And... Then... You all... Thank you so much..."

Chapter 4

• "Mmm, stars everywhere... I believe we're in outer space, almost certainly..."
• "What troubles you, Mario?"
• "Ah... Yes, of course... We seem to be lacking air... You need that, don't you?"
• "Oh... Oh, gracious me... What I am to do? Um... Well... Let me see... Um... Hrm... Urm... Hm... Then... Well... Well... But... So... NOOOOO!"
• "Hey... Please, wake up..."
• "You're all right, aren't you? Oh, thank goodness..."
• "I don't really know how I got us all out of there... It just sort of happened..."
• "We won't last out there as we are... Perhaps we should ask Merlon's advice..."
• "No, Merlon... That door led us straight into outer space..."
• "Yes... There was no air, so Mario and his friends couldn't breathe... What do we do?"
• "And... you have one?"
• "What now..."
• "To who?!"
• "Now we can go to space... So... Let's head back to that door..."
• (No)
• "It's dangerous to head into space all willy-nilly, you know. Please, put the helmet on..."
• "It's not like being in water, you know... Please, I must insist, put the helmet on..."
• "So let me get this clear: you enjoy NOT breathing. Please. Put the helmet on..."
• "I fail to see the wisdom... I beg of you, while your brain works, put the helmet on..."
• "If you don't, do you have any idea what your fate will be? AWFUL. Do you want that?"
• "Then put your helmet on!"
• "My mind is fully boggled. You want to not breathe?"
• "Truly. You're truly sure."
• "Ugh. Who is stupider? You? Or me, for listening to you... No more... Good-bye."
• (Yes)
• "Well, what do you think? Can you breathe now?"
• "Very well... Let's go, then! The Pure Heart is somewhere in this sea of stars..."
• "Mmm, is this a spaceship? Looks rather like it..."
• "Oh, dear. Who are you? An...alien, perhaps?"
• "How do you know about the Pure Heart? And about us? Are you allied with Count Bleck? I demand answers..."
• "We won't be doing that. We just met you and--"
• "This planet really seems... on the small side... Just where do you intend to take us?"
• "Really... You don't say... And where might that entrance be?"
• "................................."
• "What a wretch..."
• "What is it?! Did you remember something?"
• "... Let's...look for some clues ourselves..."
• "The 'Whoa Zone'? You simply must be kidding with me... I demand answers..."
• "How would you know that? Who are you REALLY, you incontinent little imp?"
• "I can't believe that creature left us at a time this..."
• "Wh-Who are you?!"
• "Mr...L?"
• "The queen is...your mother? So you are..."
• "Ah... So that's why."
• "Now we've gotten five Pure Hearts... This is turning into quite a collection..."
• "That said, we owe Squirps for helping us find this one... We should be grateful..."
• "Well, ever since you saved me from Fort Francis, I've been feeling really good..."
• "I feel like I could just hang around with Mario forever..."
• "Tee hee hee..."
• "Yes, we found the fifth Pure Heart. And this one-- URK!"
• "I'm feeling better now... Let's get going."
• "I'll be fine. this is no time to stay in bed anyway. And I... I want to be near Mario..."

Chapter 5

• "Oh. my! Where are we?"
• "Quite a nice view from here in mid-air...but I can't yet see the Pure Heart...
• "Wait... Mid-air?"
• "Oh, dear..."
• "...Are you all right?"
• "You stop that this instant!"
• "Where in the world are we? And what are you...things?"
• "Cragnons? What?"
• "Mario! These odd creatures seem to know about the Pure Heart!"
• "Hmm... seems as though the leader of these uncouth things has the Pure Heart... We'd best try to find him..."
• "Floro Sapiens are taking more villagers!"
• "They're fleeing... I wonder where they're headed... We must follow them..."
• "Oh, dear! Did you see them?! Over there!"
• "There! We've caught up to the fiends..."
• "Disappeared down a pipe, did they?"
• "Ooh, I'm afraid this fellow is terribly misguided..."
• "No matter how often we do this, it will end the same... Just step aside!"
• "Y-You..."
• "...Oh, dear. What shall we do?"
• "Wait, what about all that drivel about not showing your face to the count and such?"
• "That fellow is..troubled."
• "What... Wha-What?!"
• "Ah, excuse me... Sir?"
• "If we run into them... Fine."
• "You're part of Flint's crewz, are you not? He's been looking for you..."
• "You're one of that Cragley gentleman's crew members? He's requested your return..."
• "Well, I guess... This is interesting... Just like Flint Cragley, you've avoided falling under the control of the Floro Sapiens..."
• "Dimentio...and O' Chunks..."
• "We are NOT interested!"
• "Ugh... Haven't you learned? No matter how often we fight, it will end the same..."
• "Wha-What?!"
• "Look... The sprout from his head... It's the same as on the florified Cragnons. It looks as though it's nearly dead, however..."
• "Well, what do you think? Would you care to try it on? I believe you'll be safe..."
• (I'll wear it!)
  • "You...didn't turn into cabbage. That's nice, I guess... This could come in handy..."
• (I'm no veggie!)
  • "Well, perhaps you can put it on later, if you need it. It could come in handy..."
• "Um... Are you King Croacus?"
• "King Croacus! You must release the Cragnons you've enslaved..."
• "Why, how positively horrid... Release them this instant!"
• "It's the Pure Heart!"
• "Don't compare us to you... We're NOTHING like you!"
• "We have defeated your king, Get over it..."
• "What? What are you talking about?"
• "So... Then... Oh."
• "That was a rather unexpected turn of events."
• "Wha--?!"
• "Well... Didn't you just hear something?"
• "No? All right, then. It's just that... For a second, I thought I had remembered something very important..."
• "The Void... It looks as though it's gotten bigger. We need to open the door to the next world quickly... Let's hurry."
• "The Light Prognosticus doesn't say anything about how long we have?"

Chapter 6

• "Look at that... The Void... It's enormous here... Much bigger than it is in Flipside... This dimension must be very close to destruction..."
• "His name is Mario. He's not here to challenge you..."
• "What "next gate"? What is going on here...?"
• "Sorry, but...who are you?"
• "That's...a Pure Heart!"
• "Your vassals, King Sammer?"
• "So, the king will give us a Pure Heart if we beat the other 99 Sammer Guys... You'd better get started. You have a lot of fighting to do..."
• "The Void is growing larger... We have to hurry!"
• "...Count Bleck?!"
• "Why would you want to do something so...unspeakable?"
• "How can you say that? That's...horrible!"
• "This is not up for discussion! You're wrong...and sick! All living things have a heart. They're all priceless. You can't just...erase them!"
• "...Tim...Timpani?"
• "Oh, dear..."
• "King Sammer, we're sort of in a hurry, here. The Pure Heart, please..."
• "Mimi...time is of the essence. Stay out of our way."
• "The Void... It's enormous Now!"
• "This psychotic girl was only trying to stall us..."
• "We've got to make it! We can't fail now. Not now! we've come so far."
• "No... Not like this..."
• "Count Bleck... I feel like I know him from somewhere... Wait... I do! Or at least, I did! I did know him! But... How? And when? Who is he? I can't remember..."
• "Mario... You realize..."
• "I'm a little discombobulated myself, so it's hard to say... At the very least, we seem to have returned to Flipside..."
• "The door leading to that world still exists, it seems... I wonder... Do we dare go back in...? Yes. Yes, I think we should go through..."
• "There's...nothing left."
• "Wait... I can feel something very faint. It's the Pure Heart! I can't believe anything is left here, but we have to go take a look."
• "What's that over there?"
• "Could that be... It's a Pure Heart!"
• "It seems an impossibility, but it somehow survived the obliteration of this world. Something about it seems odd, though..."
• "You're that creep we fought in outer space!"
• "We're going to stop Count Bleck! Now hand over the Pure Heart, you greasy, greasy man!"
• "Well... It might be because you're weak..."
• "Hmmm... You think you've seen him before? It's all probably just in your head..."
• "Oh, look!"
• "He must have dropped it when he ran off. But this Pure Heart, it's..."
• "It turned into a stone... I don't feel any kind of power radiating from it."
• "We'd better take it back to Merlon... He'll know what to do..."
• "Well... Maybe you should take a look at it, Merlon..."
• "The Void had consumed that world...and left the Pure Heart like this..."
• "Oh... But then...how do we save him... I mean... How do we save... everyone...from destruction?"
• "Mario?! Princess Peach?! Bowser?!"
• "MARIO! Where'd you go, Mario?!"
• "It...can't be... Mario... No..."
• "Mario! You're alive!"
• "Um... And you are?"
• "Haven't we met somewhere before?"
• "Wait... Is it possible that you're our fourth hero?"
• "Mario... I never stopped believing you would return... But Princess Peach and Bowser..."
• "How to proceed... Well, if you could come back, perhaps Peach and Bowser also can."
• "So this is the seventh... Now there's just a single Pure Heart left to find... We have to act quickly... We have to stop that Blumiere... Hm?! What did I just... Blumiere... Wait... Hold on... Who in the world is that? I... What am I saying...? Mario, what's wrong?"

Chapter 7

• "It's so dark here... I wonder what sort of world this is..."
• "Mario, what's wrong?"
• "Huh? Oh, so then this would be The Underwhere place you mentioned earlier? Hmm. Then I wonder why the Pure Heart led us here..."
• "Oh? So this is that place you told me about?"
• "Hmm. Then I wonder why the Pure Heart led us here..."
• "You're Queen Jaydes? My name is Tippi... I'm a friend of Mario's..."
• "We... We've come to find the Pure Heart that is hidden in this world..."
• "So... Does that mean you have a Pure Heart for us, Queen Jaydes?"
• "Take her back? Why ever would you need us to do a thing like that?"
• "Oh, please... He's not that superficial..."
• "So if we proceed ever upward, we'll eventually reach The Overthere?"
• "That girl is a walking mood swing... I mean, she's entirely unstable, isn't she?"
• "We don't know yet. We're looking for her too..."
• "Uh... no. We truly don't know where Peach is. We merely..."
• "Bowser, I'm sorry to break this to you... but we're already there."
• "You and Mario were sent here, to the land of ended games... To The Underwhere. We didn't know what had happened to any of you, not just Peach..."
• "That sounds well and good, but we have yet to find Peach..."
• "Mario, look!"
• "It's Peach!"
• "Luvbi... Isn't there any way to wake her up sooner?"
• "So then all we know is that we need to find a kind of fruit... Marvelous."
• (Blue Apple)
  • "Well, I do hope this wakes Princess Peach up..."
  • "I-I guess it's not THAT one..."
• (Yellow Apple)
  • "Well, I do hope this wakes Princess Peach up..."
  • "Princess Peach! Oh, thank goodness you woke up..."
  • "...She fell asleep again."
  • "I guess that was the wrong fruit..."
• (Red Apple)
  • "I do hope this one's the taboo fruit..."
  • "Princess Peach! Oh, thank goodness you woke up..."
  • "...She fell asleep again."
  • "I guess that was the wrong fruit..."
• (Pink Apple)
  • "Well, I do hope this wakes Princess Peach up..."
  • "I-I'd have to say that was NOT it..."
• (Black Apple)
  • "Well, what about this one? Please, let this be the taboo fruit..."
  • "It looks as though she's waking up..."
  • "Are you... all right?"
  • "We are in The Overthere, Princess Peach. Dimentio's attack sent you here..."
  • "Ugh, don't worry about it..."
  • "Well, here we go... Up to The Overthere!"
• "So... Grambi is your father?"
• "Well, you must be the boss of all the creatures that escaped The Underwhere."
• "Luvbi, we can talk later... Right now, just take Grambi to safety..."
• "QUICKLY!"
• "I understand..."
• "Thank you, Grambi."
• "Of course!"
• "No! Blumiere! You musn't! Darling... How could you... Oh... Darling... You... Why..."
• "The prophecy... Do we really have to destroy Count Bleck to stop it from happening?"
• "I suppose you're right... I guess we always knew that, didn't we..."

Chapter 8

• "No... I'm going... I've decided. I must do this!"
• "I will, Merlon."
• "Let's go! Let's defeat Count Bleck! Let's save all these worlds from destruction!"
• "So here we are at last... Count Bleck's castle."
• "So Blumiere IS here..."
• "Er... Never mind. We'd better get going..."
• "Blumiere... So it really is you..."
• "Ahem, uhhh... Let's just keep moving. We need to find Count Bleck soon..."
• "...Merlon? What are you doing here?"
• "What was that loud noise?"
• "The whole castle shook! And now that door won't open?"
• "We have to keep going..."
• "I know it's horrible, but this is, well...the end of the world. Of all worlds, really."
• "We must press on. Princess Peach would want it this way if she were here."
• "The power of The Void is growing. I can feel it. The Chaos Heart is close now..."
• "Dimentio... we don't have time to trade barbs with you... Move out of the way!"
• "Where are we? Look! There!"
• "Is this Merlee's Mansion?"
• "I guess we must chase him..."
• "You've...been helping us all this time?"
• (Yes)
• "Mario, wait! Are you sure you can trust him? I don't know if I believe all of this..."
• "He's lying...I can feel it! He's trying to trick us and use us for his own ends."
• "Mario! Who do you trust, Dimentio or me? I won't warn you again. If you say 'yes' once more, I will not be able to save you. You'll be that psychopath's partner, for better or worse!"
• "I really wish you hadn't done that... Good-bye."
• "You're right, Mario... It hurts, but we must grieve for him later."
• "So, it's just us left now, isn't it? It reminds me of the time we first met..."
• "...I'm so sorry, Mario. I promised you that I would help you find your friends... And now... All of them are gone forever..."
• "Maybe you are right and they did somehow survive... They ARE heroes..."
• "I'm going to believe in them... (And... I'm going to believe in HIM...most of all...)"
• "I feel something very, very powerful... ...Is it the Chaos Heart?"
• "If the worlds have no meaning, was our meeting meaningless as well? Answer me, Blumiere!"
• "My love, Blumiere... Or rather, Count Bleck... The only way we can stop this is to defeat you... And that is exactly why Mario and I have come here... To stop this."
• "Our attacks...aren't doing anything! He's being shielded by the Chaos Heart."
• "Is this...the end?"
• "'Four heroes unite, their hope burns firth light to shatter the walls of blight.' Just like Merlee said..."
• "Why does it have to end like this..."
• "But I am here now... No one can keep us apart anymore... Don't you see?"
• "Dimentio?! You're...alive?"
• "We have to do something! We have to save Mario and the others!"
• "What are you SAYING?! You promised we would find happiness together! Was that all just a lie?!"
• "Blumiere! Snap out of it! How can you think it would end here, after all we have suffered without each other?"
• "We found each other again because we stayed alive... How can you admit defeat?! I will not! I will not give up! You promised we'd find happiness. You PROMISED!"
• "Pure Hearts are the very feelings of our souls. As long as we feel love, they live on!"
• "Now's our chance... The Pure Hearts have given us power! Let's get him!"
• "Don't say another word. As long as I am with you, nothing else matters."
• "Only one thing matters to me now. I never had the chance to return your question... Blumiere... Do you still love me as well?"
• "Perhaps...my life would have been more carefree without you, that is true."
• "Blumiere... Of course... I will always be with you..."

Getting Barry

• "Can't you see? That's really not necessary. Mario already saved me."

Getting Piccolo

• "And you are...?"

Shadoo first encounter

• "Who are you?! Show yourself!"

Shadoo second encounter

• "Shadoo... The hero's power... It wanted the power of the Pixls..."

Memories

Chapter 1

• "'You are awake at last?'"
• "'Don't wiggle like that. I found you at the cliff base. You took quite a fall.'"
• "'Why would that matter? Anyone with a heart would not ignore an injured soul!'"

Chapter 2

• "'You're late. Did something happen?'"
• "'I was worried you wouldn't come...'"
• "'I don't care what you are. I just wanted to see you. Is that... Is that so wrong?'"
• "'Blumiere... Do you mind if I sit next to you?'"

Chapter 3

• "'Ow... OW! unhand me!'"
• "'It's nothing... Don't worry about it... Just forget it...'"
• "'I'm... I'm just an ordinary girl. No matter how much I love you, we must part.'"
• "'This is goodbye, Blumiere. There's no other choice. This is our fate...'"

Chapter 4

• "'What... What are you thinking? There's no possible way... No one would allow it!'"
• "'But, Blumiere, is there such a place? Think... I can't bear to see you hurt again.'"
• "'You...just won't give up, will you? Of all the crazy... stubborn...foolish men...'"
• "'Blumiere, I love you. Take me away. Take me to a world where we can be happy.'"

Chapter 5

• "'...There's a tradition in my village. We believe that wishes on stars come true.'"
• "'I don't need to wish anymore.'"
• "'I already got my wish. Now...I have everything I need right here.'"
• "'Not at all. I'm very warm... Can we just stay like this? Just a little longer?'"

Tiptron

• "Hey... That's not my name... I'm Tippi..."
• "Well... Are you ready to go?"
• "He constructed me...Constructed...me... N-No, no! I'm Tippi... I wasn't constructed by anyone..."

Toad

• "M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mario! Help! It's Sh-sh-sh-sh-shocking... Mushroom Castle... RAIDED! Princess Peach... STOLEN!"
• "We're counting on you, Mario...Bros.!"

Tuff

• "What? You want go through here, brah? So, you abandon Cragnons? You walk away? No way. No pass! No way!"

Whacka

• "Whaaack-hoo! I'm Whacka! Just another picture-perfect day here in Crag! Wooo! Makes me feel like nothing bad could happen on a day like today, whack-a-do!"
• "Whack-OWWWWWWWWWWW! Don't stomp me!"
• "Whack-OWWWWWWWWWWW! Don't hit me!"
• "Whack-BYAAAARGH! Don't burn me!"
• "Whack-OOOOOOOOG! That really hurt!"
• "Whack-a-hoo! I'm Whacka! Another lovely day here in Crag! Wooo hooo! Of course, yesterday was also pretty darn nice, too, wicky-whackety-whack-a-do!"
• "Whaaack-hoo! I'm Whacka! Looks like another great day in Crag! Yahooo! What are the chances of a bad thing happening today? Not likely, whack-a-yooo!"
• "Whaaack-hoo! I'm Whacka! Couldn't be prettier here in Crag! Whack-roo! It's the kind of day that nothing could possibly ruin, whackety-yack-a-doooooo!"
• "Whaaack-hoo! I'm Whacka! Crag is looking lovely today, whack-a-rooo! I'm sure tomorrow and the next day will be fine, fine, fine, too, whack-a-do!"
• "Whaaack-hoo! I'm Whacka! Is it good weather here in Crag? Sure is! Woo! Chances are, tomorrow will be just as fine, too! Whack-a-boooo!"
• "Whack-huh-ooo? I'm Whacka! ...I think. We've got good weather today...right? Uh, who are you? Wooo? I've been having headaches... I'm feeling forgetful..."
• "Whack-hoo... I'm Whacka... Or something like that... My head... So forgetful... Did I eat breakfast today?"
• "Whack-hoo, yack-a-doo... Wick wick wackety hoo... Aah-hooo... ♪"
• "Whack-a-waaaaaaaaaaaa... I just can't take this... Good-bye..."

Whibbi

• "Whoa! Thank thee for thine help!"
• "My given name is Whibbi! I owe thee for that one! Thou art super!"
• "I am sorry, Luvbi... I could not stop yon beasts from entering Grambi's shrine. And the fiends wrecked the bridge once they crossed it... Help cannot reacheth him."
• "To rebuild it, though must find Rebbi, Blubi, and Yebbi, and get their three orbs. Once thou hast them all, we can rebuild the bridge. Taketh this, and findeth the others... I beg of thee... Thou must help..."
• "Grambi is in danger grave... But we are all so weak... We must ask you... Savest him for us!"

Wracktail

• "WHO'S THAT?!"
• "The Ancients locked me in this wretched place! I am the wrathful god, Wracktail!"
• "Why did you wake me from my sweet peace of slumber?! I will punish you...with death!"
• "Soon you will understand the wrath of the gods!"
• "WRAAACK!"
• "ARGH...I'M DONE!"
• "But...you have not yet won! I am not the only monster created by the Ancients!"
• "Greater terrors await you in the Flopside Pit of 100 Trials!"
• "WRRAAGH!"

Yebbi

• "Are the fell beasts gone? So it is safe for me to come out thither?"
• "By the way, who art thou?"
• (Mario)
• "Mario? A ridiculous name! Thou art a monster!"
• (Grambi)
• "Grambi?! Wait, that dost not sound correct... Thou canst not fool me, fiend of The Underwhere!"
• "Thou art trying to trick me into opening this so thou canst capture me!"
• (A monster)
• "A monster?! Thou LIEST!"
• "No monster wouldst admit to being a monster!"
• "Huh? Hold a moment... That meaneth... Thou art NOT a monster?!"
• "Hello to thee! I am Yebbi! Thou came to rescue me?"
• "L-Luvbi?! Oh prithee, thou must not tell! I shall do all thou askest!"
• "I should not hath hidden like a base coward. I goeth to help the others now..."
• "Be thou careful!"