List of Yoshi's New Island quotes

This is a list of quotes from Yoshi's New Island.

Baby Bowser

• "Kamek, I'm gwumpy! Dere's too much noise! I'm judda baby, and I wanna go sweepy-bye!!"
• "Huh?? Hmm?!!? Mmmmm!!!!?!"
• "Dat gween donkey looks strangewy familiar... Looks wyke a fun ride!"
• "Gween donkey! Gween donkey! MINE MINE MINE!!"

Bowser

• "Bwahaha! You wanna battle ME? Then beat every level without Flutter Wings!"
• "If you used those pesky wings, the level marker will be yellow even after clearing it."
• "In other words, don't even TRY to pull a fast one on me. Bwa! BWAHAHAHA!"
• "This isn't over yet!! Bwahahaha!"

Kamek

• "Ah, little Yoshi. You're SO brave. Well, let's see if we can scare up a challenger for you..." (E3 2013 demo)
• "Hey there, li'l Yoshi! That baby is mine, so be a darling and HAND HIM OVER!!"
• "So what if we have wee Luigi at Bowser's Castle?! We'll never ever hand him over!" (American English version)
• "So what if we have Baby Luigi at Bowser's Castle?! We'll never ever hand him over!" (British English version)
• "You made it?! HUGE mistake. Say hello to Big Beanie and his unstoppable vines!"
• "Silly Yoshikins. Give up the baby already, or I'll be forced to blast you sky-high!" (American English version)
• "Silly Yoshikins. Give up the baby now, or I'll be forced to blast you sky-high!" (British English version)
• "OK. I get it. You're clearly not giving up the baby without a fight. Time for Plan B..."
• "Still on the youngster's side, Yoshi-baby? Then just try to protect him from Count Fang!"
• "EEEEEEEK! That tears it! Time to end your journey with my handy balloon bombs!"
• "*Pant, pant...* Not bad... Not bad at all... Why not put the baby down and go take a break?!" (American English version)
• "*Pant, pant* Not bad... Not bad at all... Why not put the baby down and go take a break?!" (British English version)
• "Know what time it is? It's time to GIVE UP. Otherwise you'll be in... a real pinch! Ke he he!"
• "I'm SO over the going-easy-on-you strategy. Full-force time!"
• "How do you two keep BEATING ME?! I'm going to get you for really real next time!"
• "See Fred there? Watch me bulk up his tough armor! Basically that means IT'S ALL OVER!" (American English version)
• "See Fred there? Watch me bulk up his tough armour! Basically that means IT'S ALL OVER!" (British English version)
• "OK. You've gut guts, I'll give you that much. But what's next will haunt your li'l Yoshi dreams!"
• "But... How...? Hey, why not give me the baby so I can get some answers? Heh heh..."
• "You can't *gasp*... You'll never *gasp*... enter Bowser's Castle! Jump into some thorns!" (American English version)
• "You can't *gasp*... You'll never *gasp*... enter Baby Bowser's Castle! Go jump into some thorns!" (British English version)
• "Eeeeek!! I don't GET it. You weren't supposed to make it this far! EEEEEE! It's all over now! Your nonsense ends HERE!!"
• "Aaaagh! You got past me AGAIN?! This is getting silly! That is IT. YOUNG MASTER!!"
• "Welcome!! Now, Yoshi, my lamb, if you would be a dear and please HAND OVER THE BABY!"
• "Oh dear... What to do... Young Master Bowser awakens from his sweet slumber... "
• "Yoshi, how could you DO such a thing??? Little Master, let me give you a hand!"
• "How DARE you?! It's just not right... You big, green meanie... One of these days... we'll be back... You just wait and see!"
• "Master Bowser?! NO!! You little monsters! Let me help you, my masterful Master!"

Narrator

• "This is a story that takes place a long, long time ago..." (American English version)
• "This is a story that took place a long, long time ago..." (British English version)
• "Way up in the sky is a magical, cuddly land where babies come from."
• "Storks come here to pick up infants for delivery to their soon-to-be parents."
• "The stork has plenty of memories from his time with these special babies..."
• "Now he's off to deliver Baby Mario and Baby Luigi to their new happy home..."
• "The couple is surprised and confused by this unexpected delivery." (American English version)
• "The couple are surprised and confused by this unexpected delivery." (British English version)
• "It seems our silly stork has delivered the babies to the wrong house!"
• "Oh my word! We must get Baby Mario and Baby Luigi to their rightful parents!" (American English version)
• "Oh my word! What a mess! That silly stork must get Baby Mario and Baby Luigi to their rightful parents!" (British English version)
• "The stork rushes off in search of their true home. But then..."
• "HUH?!?"
• "WHOA!!!"
• "It's...it's Kamek! He's back to steal those babies once and for all!"
• "The dastardly Kamek swiftly nabs the brothers from our frantic stork."
• "NOOO!!"
• "What terrible luck! Baby Mario has fallen down toward the big, blue sea..." (American English version)
• "What terrible luck! Baby Mario has fallen down towards the big, blue sea..." (British English version)
• "Welcome to Egg Island. The floating paradise was once a peaceful second home for the Yoshi clan." (American English version)
• "Welcome to Egg Island. This floating paradise was once a peaceful second home for the Yoshi clan." (British English version)
• "Until one day..."
• "Baby Bowser took over, deciding the island would be an epic vacation home." (American English version)
• "Baby Bowser took over, deciding the island would be a great holiday home." (British English version)
• "The Yoshi clan searched all over but couldn't find Baby Bowser's hideaway." (American English version)
• "The Yoshi clan searched all over, but couldn't find Baby Bowser's hideaway." (British English version)
• "Now they live in fear of the evil power terrorizing their once-peaceful home." (American English version)
• "Now they live in fear of the evil power terrorising their once-peaceful home." (British English version)
• "These Yoshis are all abuzz about where Baby Bowser and his castle might be."
• "WHAT'S THIS?!?"
• "Suddenly, a baby with a red hat floats down from the sky."
• "Thank goodness! Little Mario seems to be unharmed by the fall." (American English version)
• "Thank goodness! Baby Mario seems to be unharmed by the fall." (British English version)
• "Without skipping a beat, Baby Mario begins to crawl with determination..." (American English version)
• "Without skipping a beat, the child begins to crawl with determination..." (British English version)
• "Wow! Using some kind of brotherly telepathy, Mario can sense Luigi's location!" (American English version)
• "Wow! He can sense Baby Luigi's location using some kind of brotherly telepathy!" (British English version)
• "The Yoshis agree the island is too dangerous for a little baby."
• "They decide to help by taking turns carrying the little guy on their backs." (American English version)
• "They decide to help by taking turns carrying the infant on their backs." (British English version)
• "With Mario settled, the first Yoshi takes off. And so their adventure begins..." (American English version)
• "With the baby settled, the first Yoshi takes off. And so their adventure begins..." (British English version)
• "Can Mario and the Yoshi clan rescue poor Luigi? Let's find out!" (American English version)
• "Can Baby Mario and the Yoshi clan rescue poor Baby Luigi? Let's find out!" (British English version)
• "Suddenly... warping through space and time... Bowser appears!"
• "And so, thanks to the magnificent teamwork of the Yoshi clan, Mario and Luigi are safely reunited."
• "Yoshi rescues the captured stork, who resumes his duty and sets off to make a rather delayed delivery."
• "Thanks, Yoshi! The bros. are almost home free!"
• "Look at that! At long last the travelers have arrived in the land where good ole Mom and Dad live..." (American English version)
• "Look at that! At long last the travelers have arrived in the land where good ol' Mum and Dad live..." (British English version)
• "Uh-oh...The stork didn't get the wrong house again, did he...?"
• "FINALLY, our heroes have arrived! For real this time!"
• "The end."

Stork

• "The wrong house?! OH NO..."

Wrong parent(s)

• "Huh?!"
• "Excuse me, but...who are these babies?! We're not expecting any babies!" (American English version)
• "Excuse me, but...whose babies are these?! We're not expecting any babies!" (British English version)