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| The following is a list of quotes from ''[[Super Paper Mario]]''; they are listed alphabetically by character.
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| ==[[Bowser]]==
| | This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Super Paper Mario]]''. |
| *''"Bwah ha ha! Will I marry Peach? Are you kidding me? The answer's YESSSSSSSS!''
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| *''"Bwa ha ha ha ha! "We're under attack!" You jokers are the best!"
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| *''"Hey who are those hairy guys in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions."
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| *''"Bah! Mario... AND Luigi?! How'd you get in here?...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!"
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| *''"I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense... Count Bleck!''
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| *''"Enough! Release Princess Peach, right now! I'm on a schedule over here!''
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| *''"MARIO! ...and Princess Peach?! Why do you ALWAYS have to do that. That's like the 1000th time you've shown up at my castle and screwed everything up!"
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| *''"No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
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| *''"But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans."
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| *''"What'd you say? If the world ends, there's not gonna be any world for me to rule?"
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| *''"Don't get all cuddly with me, Mario."
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| *''"NO! I'M NOT SWEET!"
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| *''"Fine... C'mon. Let's get your stupid Precious Heart, or whatever you call it."
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| *''"Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating."
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| *''"Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserize it!"'
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| *''"Who are you supposed to be, Mr. Frilly Pants? You gonna tie me a balloon animal?"
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| *''"Bwahah! You're such an idiot! This place makes me stronger too!"
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| *''"Pbbtth! Wanna know how to thank me, bugface? Just stay outta my way, OK?"
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| *''"Oh YEAH! I can breathe! But now my nose itches! Man, I hate space!"
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| *''"Good gravy, you're ugly!"
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| *''"Space niblet! You OK?"
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| *''"Hrmm... Mr. L. What a nutjob."
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| *''"Huuuuurgh! Mt brain hurts! I can't keep up with plot points this complicated!"
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| *''"Count Bleck, [[Floro Sapiens]], whatever. Stomping fools is my business! Point me out to a fool, and I'll stomp 'em! I don't even need a reason!"
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| *''"What am I, blind? Shut up."
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| *''"Hey O'Fatty! Take it easy! You're gonna blow out your beard, pal, seriosly."
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| *''"You need stomping. And I'm a Stomptologist."
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| *''"Man, what a crybaby."
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| *''"I've had egg-salad-sandwiches chunkier than this guy."
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| *''"You part of that idiot's crew? Get back and report to your boss, you lazy worm!"
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| *''"Oh, PLEASE! You know what you smell like, weirdo? FEAR. Stop crying and fight!"
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| *''"Whoa whoa WHOA! I don't fight veggies!"
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| *''"Think you can dent a shell as burly as THIS, pretty boy? Let those [[Cragnon]]s go!"
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| *''"Hey! I'm not fat! I just got a big shell."
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| *''"Minions need to learn respect."
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| *''"That Mr. L freak is a total insano."
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| *''"Where am I?! And why do these jerks in shades keep jumping me?! And what's with the dark? And Peach isn't here... and I'm hungry! What did I do to deserve this?!"
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| *''"You wanna break up what me and Peach have going!"
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| *''"Dang! Why do I always lose?! What is WRONG with me?!"
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| *''"She's gotta be feeling lonely without her burly, awesome hubby at her side!"
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| *''"Hey, there's no shame in being smacked down by a huge, studly boss!"
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| *''"Hey, Super Stupid Bros.! Get the princess into the next room NOW!"
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| *''"Come on! Man up a little. You never give up this easy when you attack MY castle!"
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| *''"You believed in your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!"
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| ==[[Count Bleck]]== | | ==By character== |
| *''"Bleh HEH HEH HEH BLECK!"
| | [[Bowser's Minions|Koopa Troop]] and [[Sammer Guy]]s are grouped together in their own sections. |
| *''"Bleh heh heh heh heh... This pleases Count Bleck!"
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| *''"WHAT?! ... Spat Count Bleck in utter disbelief.
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| *''"Count Bleck does not care about any world! They are all meaningless."
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| *''"Count Bleck is the destroyer of worlds."
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| ==[[Dimentio]]==
| | *[[List of Super Paper Mario quotes by character (A–J)|List of ''Super Paper Mario'' quotes by character (A–J)]] |
| *''"So very nice to meet you... and your mustache!"
| | *[[List of Super Paper Mario quotes by character (K–N)|List of ''Super Paper Mario'' quotes by character (K–N)]] |
| *''"I am Count Bleck's master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds, I am...Dimentio!"
| | *[[List of Super Paper Mario quotes by character (O–Z)|List of ''Super Paper Mario'' quotes by character (O–Z)]] |
| *''"Ciao!"
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| *''"And so I strike, like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarden picnic!"
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| *''"And so you've come to play, like late-sleeping toddlers!" | |
| *''"You must be Bowser. I knew the moment I saw the flailing nubbins you call arms."
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| *''"And now, we must duel like two, glearing banjos on a moon-lit stoop!" | |
| *''"Ah ha ha ha. And so we meet again, like two large, burly dinosaurs with indigestion!"
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| *''"Now remember kids: eat your vegetables to grow big!"
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| *''"So, you spit upon my offer? You have wasted my time. And for that, your game ends. I think I'll start with the green one. The shag upon his lip will make a fine trophy!"
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| *''"And so I strike, like a speeding dodgeball at an echong gymnasium!"
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| *''"I had you do all the sweaty labor for me."
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| *''"Count Bleck! You looked so tattered and pathetic, I nearly forgot about you!"
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| ==[[Flint Cragley]]==
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| *''"Lesser Cragnons would weep softly."
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| *''"Suddenly... Out of the cave mists... mysterious, slavering creatures lurched into view!"
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| *''"Had the gods of adventure forsaken us?"
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| *''"Cragley Ho!"
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| ==[[Mimi]]==
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| *''"Surprise! It's me, Mimi!''
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| *''"[[Coin]]s?! No one uses COINS anymore, you peasants! I SPIT on your coins!"
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| *''"You DUMMIES! The only reason I'm here is to GET in the way!"
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| *''"I'm not all soft n' cuddly like the count is."
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| *''"I like getting what I want, and I'll do whatever I have to to get it!"
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| *''"You're the one that's always having to get rescued by boys. THAT'S embarassing!"
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| *''"Boy, it sure would be sad if your boyfriends had to cry over spilled Peaches!"
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| *''"Gosh, I could follow your big smile anywhere, Count!"
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| *''"I got hired on by merlee as her maid for real this time!"
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| ==[[Luigi]] / [[Mr. L]]==
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| *''"That's my bro, always bouncing back! Like me! I bounce too!''" - Luigi
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| *''"I'm my bro's bro."'' - Luigi
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| *''"The G-Great Luigi, you say? A... A daring defender? ...Me? Then I've got no choice! Luigi must spring into action! My fans need me!"'' - Luigi
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| *''"Oh, me? Just one of Count Bleck's more promising minions. The Green Thunder... MR. L!"'' - Mr. L
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| *''"Just because you're in red doesn't mean you're strong. Have at you!"'' - Mr. L
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| *''"Ooh, the evil king of all charlatans! Do I look scared? Have at you!"'' - Mr. L
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| *''"Hey, Mr. Getsfoiledallthetimebytheredguywiththemustache! I'll foil your FACE!"'' - Mr. L
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| *''"I uh... got to go deflavorize the Brobot's uh... Flavorizer."'' - Mr. L
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| *''"Hey there, butterball!"'' - Mr. L
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| *''"Hey, King Incompetant! I'm gonna hatch an evil plan on your FACE! Have at you!"'' - Mr. L
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| *''"T-Toad?! What? What happened? Why are you so crazy?"'' - Luigi
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| *''"Everyone runs out of extra lives sometime."'' - Luigi
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| *''"Quiet, you big Bowser! We know you kidnapped Princess Peach! Now where'd you put her?!"'' - Luigi
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| *''"Looks like your pure heart thing got broken. I guess pure hearts can't handle the end of the world. Heh. Whatever, I'll swipe it just for kicks."'' - Mr. L
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| ==[[Luvbi]]==
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| *''"I am sorry...that thou art so hairy."
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| *''"Pray, I would understand this! Is yon Peach the lady friend of Mario?"
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| *''"Oh, verily? But the damsel looms large in his regard, is this not so? A one-sided crush then, mayhap."
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| *''"Heareth me, princess of silly peaches?"
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| ==[[O'Chunks]]==
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| *''"CHUNKS AWAY!"
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| *''"JUNIOR?! C'mere un' I'll introduce yeh to Fist Jr. an' his wee pal, Slappie!"
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| *''"A Stomptolo- 'EY! SHUT IT! Don't yeh go tryin' teh be wittier than me, yeh frog!"
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| *''"Maybe I misubderstood that weirdo..."
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| *''"YOU CRAZED LOON!"
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| *''"BRO-CCOLI! CAB-BAGE! AS-PARA-GUS!" - O'Chunks brainwashed into "O'Cabbage"
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| *''"Warrior rule # 1: "Never fight on an empty stomach! 'Tis Madness!""
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| *''"'Ow could yeh be chunkier than I? Yer naught but a bloomin' turtle!"
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| *''"Yer hands are quiverin' like a ladle of me mum's lard gravy."
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| *''"Ah; she lies like a wee rug, this lass!"
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| ==[[Princess Peach]]==
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| *''"Ewwww, what WAS that?! What in the world did you just make me eat?!"
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| *''"Oh, what's the matter, little girl? Did I spank Mimi a little too hard?"
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| *''"You've been very, very bad, but I can't just leave you here to die."
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| *''"I fell through too, and landed right on Bowser! It was a surprisingly soft landing..."
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| *''"How lovely! The bells are giving their blessing to Tippi and Bleck..."
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| ==[[Squirps]]==
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| *''"You're the ones looking for the [[Pure Heart]], squirple? Hm! Cuter than I thought!"
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| *''"I... I have to go potty! I REALLY have to go, squirk! I can't hold it anymore!"
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| *''"At this rate, Squirps is going to have an accident."
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| *''"Why are you staring like that? Are you falling for Squirps?!"
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| ==[[Tippi]]==
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| *''"Who are you REALLY, you incontinent little imp?"
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| *''"What a wretch."
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| *''"Why would you do this?! How COULD you do this?!"
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| *''"If the worlds have no meaning, does that mean OUR meeting was meaningless, as well! Answer me,
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| *''"Don't worry Dimentio we'll leave a footnote to the prophecy about your failure."
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| [[Blumiere]]!"
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| *''"Pure Hearts are the very feelings of our souls."
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| *''"Nothing is decided intirely by fate, you know... All things determine their destinies."
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| *''"Blumiere is gone now there is only Count Bleck! Bleh he he he!"
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| ==[[Toad]]==
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| *''"M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mario! Help! It's Sh-sh-sh-sh-shocking... Mushroom Castle... RAIDED! Princess Peach... STOLEN!"
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| *''"We're counting on you, Mario...Bros.!"
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| ==[[Nastasia]]==
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| *''"I'm just gonna pencil you in for a ten O' clock brain washing k."
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| *''"If...If I could have been that girl maybe things would be different."
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| *''"Yeah, I'm afraid you orders mean nothing anymore."
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| *''"WAH! Count you can't leave me!"
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| ==[[Bestovius]]==
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| *''"You must be the great...hero impersonator!"
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| *''"Why should the hero have the whole world delivered to him on a platter."
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