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The following is a list of quotes from ''[[Super Paper Mario]]''; they are listed alphabetically by character.


==[[Bowser]]==
This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Super Paper Mario]]''.
* ''"Bwah ha ha! Will I marry Peach? Are you kidding me? The answer's YESSSSSSSS!''
* ''"Bwa ha ha ha ha! "We're under attack!" You jokers are the best!"
* ''"Hey who are those hairy guys in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions."
* ''"Bah! Mario... AND Luigi?! How'd you get in here?...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!"
* ''"I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense... Count Bleck!''
* ''"Enough! Release Princess Peach, right now! I'm on a schedule over here!''
* ''"MARIO! ...and Princess Peach?! Why do you ALWAYS have to do that. That's like the 1000th time you've shown up at my castle and screwed everything up!"
* ''"No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!"''
* ''"But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans."''
* ''"What'd you say? If the world ends, there's not gonna be any world for me to rule?"''
* ''"Don't get all cuddly with me, Mario."
* ''"NO! I'M NOT SWEET!"''
* ''"Fine... C'mon. Let's get your stupid Precious Heart, or whatever you call it."
* ''"Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating."''
* ''"Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserize it!"'''
* ''"Who are you supposed to be, Mr. Frilly Pants? You gonna tie me a balloon animal?"
* ''"Bwahah! You're such an idiot! This place makes me stronger too!"
* ''"Pbbtth! Wanna know how to thank me, bugface? Just stay outta my way, OK?"''
* ''"Oh YEAH! I can breathe! But now my nose itches! Man, I hate space!"
* ''"Good gravy, you're ugly!"
* ''"Space niblet! You OK?"
* ''"Hrmm... Mr. L. What a nutjob."
* ''"Huuuuurgh! Mt brain hurts! I can't keep up with plot points this complicated!"
* ''"Count Bleck, [[Floro Sapiens]], whatever. Stomping fools is my business! Point me out to a fool, and I'll stomp 'em! I don't even need a reason!"
* ''"What am I, blind? Shut up."
* ''"Hey O'Fatty! Take it easy! You're gonna blow out your beard, pal, seriosly."
* ''"You need stomping. And I'm a Stomptologist."
* ''"Man, what a crybaby."
* ''"I've had egg-salad-sandwiches chunkier than this guy."''
* ''"You part of that idiot's crew? Get back and report to your boss, you lazy worm!"
* ''"Oh, PLEASE! You know what you smell like, weirdo? FEAR. Stop crying and fight!"
* ''"Whoa whoa WHOA! I don't fight veggies!"
* ''"Think you can dent a shell as burly as THIS, pretty boy? Let those [[Cragnon]]s go!"
* ''"Hey! I'm not fat! I just got a big shell."
* ''"Minions need to learn respect."
* ''"That Mr. L freak is a total insano."
* ''"Where am I?! And why do these jerks in shades keep jumping me?! And what's with the dark? And Peach isn't here... and I'm hungry! What did I do to deserve this?!"
* ''"You wanna break up what me and Peach have going!"
* ''"Dang! Why do I always lose?! What is WRONG with me?!"
* ''"She's gotta be feeling lonely without her burly, awesome hubby at her side!"
* ''"Hey, there's no shame in being smacked down by a huge, studly boss!"
* ''"Hey, Super Stupid Bros.! Get the princess into the next room NOW!"
* ''"Come on! Man up a little. You never give up this easy when you attack MY castle!"
* ''"You believed in your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!"''


==[[Count Bleck]]==
==By character==
* ''"Bleh HEH HEH HEH BLECK!"''
[[Bowser's Minions|Koopa Troop]] and [[Sammer Guy]]s are grouped together in their own sections.
* ''"Bleh heh heh heh heh... This pleases Count Bleck!"
* ''"WHAT?! ... Spat Count Bleck in utter disbelief.
* ''"Count Bleck does not care about any world! They are all meaningless."
* ''"Count Bleck is the destroyer of worlds."


==[[Dimentio]]==
*[[List of Super Paper Mario quotes by character (A–J)|List of ''Super Paper Mario'' quotes by character (A–J)]]
* ''"So very nice to meet you... and your mustache!"
*[[List of Super Paper Mario quotes by character (K–N)|List of ''Super Paper Mario'' quotes by character (K–N)]]
* ''"I am Count Bleck's master of dimensions, the pleaser of crowds, I am...Dimentio!"
*[[List of Super Paper Mario quotes by character (O–Z)|List of ''Super Paper Mario'' quotes by character (O–Z)]]
* ''"Ciao!"
* ''"And so I strike, like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarden picnic!"''
* ''"And so you've come to play, like late-sleeping toddlers!"
* ''"You must be Bowser. I knew the moment I saw the flailing nubbins you call arms."
* ''"And now, we must duel like two, glearing banjos on a moon-lit stoop!"
* ''"Ah ha ha ha. And so we meet again, like two large, burly dinosaurs with indigestion!"
* ''"Now remember kids: eat your vegetables to grow big!"
* ''"So, you spit upon my offer? You have wasted my time. And for that, your game ends. I think I'll start with the green one. The shag upon his lip will make a fine trophy!"
* ''"And so I strike, like a speeding dodgeball at an echong gymnasium!"''
* ''"I had you do all the sweaty labor for me."
* ''"Count Bleck! You looked so tattered and pathetic, I nearly forgot about you!"


==[[Flint Cragley]]==
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* ''"Lesser Cragnons would weep softly."
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* ''"Suddenly... Out of the cave mists... mysterious, slavering creatures lurched into view!"
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* ''"Had the gods of adventure forsaken us?"
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==[[Mimi]]==
* ''"Surprise! It's me, Mimi!''
* ''"[[Coin]]s?! No one uses COINS anymore, you peasants! I SPIT on your coins!"
* ''"You DUMMIES! The only reason I'm here is to GET in the way!"
* ''"I'm not all soft n' cuddly like the count is."
* ''"I like getting what I want, and I'll do whatever I have to to get it!"''
* ''"You're the one that's always having to get rescued by boys. THAT'S embarassing!"
* ''"Boy, it sure would be sad if your boyfriends had to cry over spilled Peaches!"
* ''"Gosh, I could follow your big smile anywhere, Count!"
* ''"I got hired on by merlee as her maid for real this time!"
 
==[[Luigi]] / [[Mr. L]]==
* ''"That's my bro, always bouncing back! Like me! I bounce too!''" - Luigi
* ''"I'm my bro's bro."'' - Luigi
* ''"The G-Great Luigi, you say? A... A daring defender? ...Me? Then I've got no choice! Luigi must spring into action! My fans need me!"'' - Luigi
* ''"Oh, me? Just one of Count Bleck's more promising minions. The Green Thunder... MR. L!"'' - Mr. L
* ''"Just because you're in red doesn't mean you're strong. Have at you!"'' - Mr. L
* ''"Ooh, the evil king of all charlatans! Do I look scared? Have at you!"'' - Mr. L
* ''"Hey, Mr. Getsfoiledallthetimebytheredguywiththemustache! I'll foil your FACE!"'' - Mr. L
* ''"I uh... got to go deflavorize the Brobot's uh... Flavorizer."'' - Mr. L
* ''"Hey there, butterball!"'' - Mr. L
* ''"Hey, King Incompetant! I'm gonna hatch an evil plan on your FACE! Have at you!"'' - Mr. L
* ''"T-Toad?! What? What happened? Why are you so crazy?"'' - Luigi
* ''"Everyone runs out of extra lives sometime."'' - Luigi
* ''"Quiet, you big Bowser! We know you kidnapped Princess Peach! Now where'd you put her?!"'' - Luigi
* ''"Looks like your pure heart thing got broken. I guess pure hearts can't handle the end of the world. Heh. Whatever, I'll swipe it just for kicks."'' - Mr. L
 
==[[Luvbi]]==
* ''"I am sorry...that thou art so hairy."
* ''"Pray, I would understand this! Is yon Peach the lady friend of Mario?"
* ''"Oh, verily? But the damsel looms large in his regard, is this not so? A one-sided crush then, mayhap."
* ''"Heareth me, princess of silly peaches?"
 
==[[O'Chunks]]==
* ''"CHUNKS AWAY!"''
* ''"JUNIOR?! C'mere un' I'll introduce yeh to Fist Jr. an' his wee pal, Slappie!"''
* ''"A Stomptolo- 'EY! SHUT IT! Don't yeh go tryin' teh be wittier than me, yeh frog!"''
* ''"Maybe I misubderstood that weirdo..."''
* ''"YOU CRAZED LOON!"''
* ''"BRO-CCOLI! CAB-BAGE! AS-PARA-GUS!"'' - O'Chunks brainwashed into "O'Cabbage"
* ''"Warrior rule # 1: "Never fight on an empty stomach! 'Tis Madness!""
* ''"'Ow could yeh be chunkier than I? Yer naught but a bloomin' turtle!"
* ''"Yer hands are quiverin' like a ladle of me mum's lard gravy."
* ''"Ah; she lies like a wee rug, this lass!"
 
==[[Princess Peach]]==
* ''"Ewwww, what WAS that?! What in the world did you just make me eat?!"
* ''"Oh, what's the matter, little girl? Did I spank Mimi a little too hard?"
* ''"You've been very, very bad, but I can't just leave you here to die."
* ''"I fell through too, and landed right on Bowser! It was a surprisingly soft landing..."
* ''"How lovely! The bells are giving their blessing to Tippi and Bleck..."
 
==[[Squirps]]==
* ''"You're the ones looking for the [[Pure Heart]], squirple? Hm! Cuter than I thought!"
* ''"I... I have to go potty! I REALLY have to go, squirk! I can't hold it anymore!"
* ''"At this rate, Squirps is going to have an accident."
* ''"Why are you staring like that? Are you falling for Squirps?!"
 
==[[Tippi]]==
* ''"Who are you REALLY, you incontinent little imp?"''
* ''"What a wretch."
* ''"Why would you do this?! How COULD you do this?!"
* ''"If the worlds have no meaning, does that mean OUR meeting was meaningless, as well! Answer me,
* ''"Don't worry Dimentio we'll leave a footnote to the prophecy about your failure."''
[[Blumiere]]!"
* ''"Pure Hearts are the very feelings of our souls."
* ''"Nothing is decided intirely by fate, you know... All things determine their destinies."
* ''"Blumiere is gone now there is only Count Bleck! Bleh he he he!"''
 
==[[Toad]]==
*''"M-M-M-M-M-M-M-Mario! Help! It's Sh-sh-sh-sh-shocking... Mushroom Castle... RAIDED! Princess Peach... STOLEN!"'' 
*''"We're counting on you, Mario...Bros.!"''
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Latest revision as of 22:21, July 9, 2024

This is a list of quotes from the game Super Paper Mario.

By character[edit]

Koopa Troop and Sammer Guys are grouped together in their own sections.