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This is a list of quotes by [[List of Sammer Guys|Sammer Guys]] in the [[Duel of 100]]. They are sorted in order of appearance. | This is a list of quotes by [[List of Sammer Guys|Sammer Guys]] in the [[Duel of 100]]. They are sorted in order of appearance. | ||
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| Forbidden Slap || I am Forbidden Slap, former top student of the sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... But I was expelled for learning forbidden slapping techniques from dark tomes. Now I wield history's most feared and reviled sword slaps! || The Forbidden Slap yields... || You have defeated the three star pupils of the Sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... We three will train for months to regain our honor. as for you... You may pass! | | Forbidden Slap || I am Forbidden Slap, former top student of the sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... But I was expelled for learning forbidden slapping techniques from dark tomes. Now I wield history's most feared and reviled sword slaps! || The Forbidden Slap yields... || You have defeated the three star pupils of the Sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... We three will train for months to regain our honor. as for you... You may pass! | ||
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| | | Hairy Arantula in the Grass || Come closer! I am just a harmless leaf on the trimmed lawn of the 18th gate... <big>HAAACHHH!</big> NO! I am Hairy Arantula in the Grass! I leap on your head and bite your earlobe! <big>HAAACHHH!</big> || Tchchchch-Tchch-Tch... || Your earlobe, it is like IRON! I skitter away... | ||
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| | | Another Castle || Stoic and impenetrable, Another [[Castle]] stands vigil over the 19th gate... Many challengers attempt to lay siege on me. All leave in tears. Tire yourself all you like pummeling my stony abdomen... I WILL NOT FALL! || Walls...falling... || Well done...but your prize is in another castle... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. | ||
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| | | Rolling Thwomp || <big>SMOOOSH!</big> TO ROLLING [[Thwomp|THWOMP]], THERE IS ONE THING BEST IN LIFE... ROLLING. <big>SQUISH!</big> I ROLL OVER YOU AND MAKE YOU FLAT LIKE SHEET OF PAPER! || <big>BYORGG!</big> || WHY DO YOU NOT SQUISH FOR ROLLING THWOMP? ROLLING AND SQUISHING IS NOT THE SAME AS IT WAS... YOU GO NOW... I HAVE LOST PASSION FOR SQUISH... | ||
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| | | Thrashing Prawn || The guardian of the 21st gate simmers in hot, savory fury! I am THRASHING PRAWN! You will never pierce my briny husk! I will flail mercilessly at your face with tiny arms! || I thrash...in rage.. || So you have defeated the briny terror of the Sammer Kingdom... But there are crabbier challengers ahead... | ||
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| | | Thousand-Year Roar || <big>GRAAARRRR!</big> It is I, [[Thousand-Year Door|Thousand-Year Roar]]! I will make your ears explode with a guttural, manly shout! || Yelp! || Grarrr...? The Thousand-Year Roar is reduced to a pitiful whimper... | ||
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| | | Unshy Guy || I am Unshy Guy. Public speaking holds no challenge for me! I will bludgeon you with confidence and charm! || My confidence is shattered... || The balloon of my self-esteem has been savagely punctured. I feel so...deflated... | ||
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| | | Useless Badge || I am...Useless [[Badge]]. Living a life without utility enrages me! I may exist only for novelty, but that won't stop me from attacking you with futility! || It is...useless... || Bleh! You reek of [[Mushroom|shrooms]]... It is a most disgusting odor! Is that the secret to being less useless? Do you eat them and be useful? I hate shrooms, but I will eat them by the handful if they make me less ineffective... | ||
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| | | Sunshine Flood || FOULNESS! I am [[Super Mario Sunshine|Sunshine]] [[F.L.U.D.D.|Flood]], the shining beacon that exposes your filthy filth! I will mop the stage with your filthy clothes! FILTHY FILTH FILTH! || I have been dirtied... || You have shamed me. You are truly a champion... A filthy champion, but a champion nonetheless... Now you may go and prove your filth to even stronger Sammer Guys... | ||
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| Grand Master Kickface || Tell me, challenger, do you come to the 26th gate seeking a kick in face? I am Grand Master Kickface, foremost dispenser of swift kicks in face. You seek face kick...AND FACE KICK YOU RECEIVE! || Ughh...my face... || Many faces have I kicked... But this day, it is my face that feels foot... I must climb the highest peak and meditate on my failure to kick face... You may pass. May your feet swiftly impact the faces of a dozen warriors... | |||
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| Soaring Cape || You arrive at the 27th gate, but you foolishly do not look to the skies. I do not wear it now, but I am Soaring [[Cape Mario|Cape]]. I would have swooped down on you. But my cape has shrunk, and now I must defeat you tethered to the earth. I am at a great disadvantage. If you have honor, you will not use your best ability! I will fight you, but know that you do not face my full soaring wrath! || I am...grounded... || If only I had my cape! They will pay dearly for shrinking my cape of soaring. Take your victory and run, but always turn and look to the skies behind you! | |||
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Revision as of 11:37, March 15, 2018
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This is a list of quotes by Sammer Guys in the Duel of 100. They are sorted in order of appearance.
Chapter 6-1 (Rounds 1-25)
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Jade Blooper | I am known as Jade Blooper, Keeper of the first-- Wait, you are that challenger from before! You fled this land like a crying whelp... The hole in the sky is gone, but the challenge stands until a victor is found! If you desire the king's treasure, step forth and challenge my skill. Leave the palace before the 100th fight ends, and your progress will be lost. And with it, your family's HONOR! | I am sunk... | Your skill is strong. Your master has taught you many ancient techniques... May we cross tentacles again, challenger! |
Hill with Eyes | I SEE YOU! Look upon Hill with Eyes, keeper of the 2nd gate! You run along the earth, attacking immobile blocks... AND I SEE YOU! You leap above deep pits, dodging wandering beasts... AND I WATCH YOU! Soon you will fall in battle by my merciless hand... AND I LAUGH AT YOU! | Ow... Right in the eye... | You did not wither beneath my cold, unflinching stare... And so I am defeated... But defeat and victory are equally meaningless to one such as I. I will remain in the distance without remorse and... ALWAYS WATCHING! |
Puffing Fist | An opponent blows in... My name floats like a ill wind, for I am Puffing Fist, guardian of the 3rd gate! I can send the mightiest opponent to his doom with a single strike! Pwaaaaaang! | Noo... It is you who has dealt the pwaaaanging... | I have failed the ancient Pwaaaaaaaang traditions! My strikes lack puff. I must go train at the cloud temple. I will use my remaining vacation days. |
Squatting Birdo | Soon, challenger, you will scream in terror at the name of the FLIGHTLESS BIRD! For I am Squatting Birdo, ever-hunkering guardian of the 4th gate! Now you will know the fury of the most deadly fighting style. Birdo...SQUAT! | SQUAAAAWWWWWK! | The egg of my defeat burns hot on my face... I bow to your skill. Birdo be with you, challenger! |
Leeping Cheep | Tell me, challenger, have you ever tried to catch a jumping fish with your bare hands? You will know the frustration soon, for I am Leeping Cheep, keeper of the 5th gate! The Cheep Cheep soars in the air and strike sits prey like a fishy tsunami! | But...that's so cheeeeeep! | Your skill is strong. If only my flying, fishy friends had leapt to my aid when I called out for them... |
Master Wiggler | Before we fight, consider this haiku... "A challenger comes... Under the darkening sky... Wiggity wiggle..." Master Wiggler wiggles in defense of the 6th gate... WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE! | Wigggggoooorrttt! | Before you leave, contemplate this haiku... "The challenger came... Now my face wiggle sin pain... Wiggle wiggle wig..." Wiggle on, warrior, wiggle on... |
Shoe of Kuribo | STOMPOW! I am Shoe of Kuribo! I protect the 7th gate! STOMPOW! Some try to tiptoe past me like little fancy slippers! I stomp them! STOMPOW! Shoe stomps all! STOMPOW! She of Kuribo will tread on you! STOMPOW! | STOMPOWED! | Stompow... I am stomped... You crushow my stompow... You boot shoe! STOMPOW! |
Guy Who Fry | YOU FRY NOW! I am Guy Who Fry, master of Dripping Magma Punch, guard of the 8th gate. I see your eyes burn with purpose. Will I torch you today? Or will your burning desire to win extinguish me? I say... YOU FRY NOW! | It is I who fry today... | I am like a sad pail of discarded grease... Go now and fry Sammer Guys in memory of Guy Who Fry! |
Name | YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZK! The shrill shriek of the SCREEEAAAAMING MANTISSSS paralyzes you at gate 9! You are motionless with fear! Now I prey on you face! YEZZZZZZZZZK! | HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEECHHHHHHZZZZZZ! | Screaming Mantis's throat grows hoarse... Screaming mantis requires a lozenge... |
Koopa in Winter | And so you come at last... like a young bloom poking through an early spring snow. I am called Koopa in Winter. I wait, immobile, by the 10th gate. The plant that blooms early freezes and perishes...and so, too, shall you! | N-N-N-Noooooo! | The cold sun of winter has set upon my soul... It made you bloom this day, but beware... The Ice and snow know no allegiance. They will consume you too! |
Footsteps of Coins | The 11th gate... A place of power. And here you find Footsteps of Coins! Tell me, warrior, do you walk with your eyes open? Do you see many coins? Coins in blocks, coins on clouds... Everywhere there are coins glittering. it is I who leave them. It is I who wander the wide world, coins falling from my heels. Does this mean other should pick up my coins? OF COURSE NOT! The coins are mine alone! And now, I will make change out of YOU! CHA-CHING! | I'm broke! | My wealth was in my battle skills and you have robbed me of them. My poverty of spirit is now matched by my empty pockets. And now I am faced with... NO! A loan from Mother! She will frown upon me! I would rather sell my weapons! |
Urchin Lung | So, you challenge your skill in the Duel of 100? I am the guardian of the 12th gate... Urchin Lung. Hah hah. So... You must be wondering, "How many more of these guys must I fight?" FOOL! There are 88 more of us! Does your resolve falter? Do you have what it takes? It is a rleentless marathon of martial artistry! Now, come at me! | A cramp! I yield... | Hah hah. So you are not a slacker after all, fresh challenger... You may have the stamina to defeat us all. Or perhaps you will get a side ache! |
Crow Who Eats | KAKAAAAWWWW! KAKAAWWW! I will feast on the delicious flavor of your defeat! I am Crow Who Eats, guardian of the 13th gate! I will make meals form your shame! KAAAKAAAAWW! | Kawwwwww...kawwww...kaww... | Cruel irony...now it is I who must eat crow... |
Swollen Tongue | Hewwo, pwaything! I am Swollen Tongue, maste rof the 14th gate... Flear me! You shall not gas! Wait, I mean gwass! I mean...PASS! Oh, who cares! Lettuce fight! Gahh! | Glaagb... I have been fit! I mean...HIT! I wish I was more fit... | So... Had enough, have you? Buy now! I mean BYE! |
Slipping Grip | The foe you face next is Slipping Grip, fearless guardian of the 15th gate. I am a new student of the Sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... But I recently passed my Slapatology exam with the highest marks! Now it is you who reap the benefits of my industrious note taking! | Grip...slipping... | I bring shame upon the Sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy! But you will be no match for my brothers! Their palms wield the fury of the winds! |
Clammy Hand | So you have defeated my brother... I am the second most famous student of the Sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... You have no doubt seen me in the academy newsletter. Guarding the 16th gate is my senior project. I WILL NOT FAIL! | The world...grows...clammy...So...clammy... | You must face my other brother next! He got *detention/expelled* for studying the forbidden Wicked Palm of a Thousand Sweats! |
Forbidden Slap | I am Forbidden Slap, former top student of the sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... But I was expelled for learning forbidden slapping techniques from dark tomes. Now I wield history's most feared and reviled sword slaps! | The Forbidden Slap yields... | You have defeated the three star pupils of the Sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... We three will train for months to regain our honor. as for you... You may pass! |
Hairy Arantula in the Grass | Come closer! I am just a harmless leaf on the trimmed lawn of the 18th gate... HAAACHHH! NO! I am Hairy Arantula in the Grass! I leap on your head and bite your earlobe! HAAACHHH! | Tchchchch-Tchch-Tch... | Your earlobe, it is like IRON! I skitter away... |
Another Castle | Stoic and impenetrable, Another Castle stands vigil over the 19th gate... Many challengers attempt to lay siege on me. All leave in tears. Tire yourself all you like pummeling my stony abdomen... I WILL NOT FALL! | Walls...falling... | Well done...but your prize is in another castle... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. |
Rolling Thwomp | SMOOOSH! TO ROLLING THWOMP, THERE IS ONE THING BEST IN LIFE... ROLLING. SQUISH! I ROLL OVER YOU AND MAKE YOU FLAT LIKE SHEET OF PAPER! | BYORGG! | WHY DO YOU NOT SQUISH FOR ROLLING THWOMP? ROLLING AND SQUISHING IS NOT THE SAME AS IT WAS... YOU GO NOW... I HAVE LOST PASSION FOR SQUISH... |
Thrashing Prawn | The guardian of the 21st gate simmers in hot, savory fury! I am THRASHING PRAWN! You will never pierce my briny husk! I will flail mercilessly at your face with tiny arms! | I thrash...in rage.. | So you have defeated the briny terror of the Sammer Kingdom... But there are crabbier challengers ahead... |
Thousand-Year Roar | GRAAARRRR! It is I, Thousand-Year Roar! I will make your ears explode with a guttural, manly shout! | Yelp! | Grarrr...? The Thousand-Year Roar is reduced to a pitiful whimper... |
Unshy Guy | I am Unshy Guy. Public speaking holds no challenge for me! I will bludgeon you with confidence and charm! | My confidence is shattered... | The balloon of my self-esteem has been savagely punctured. I feel so...deflated... |
Useless Badge | I am...Useless Badge. Living a life without utility enrages me! I may exist only for novelty, but that won't stop me from attacking you with futility! | It is...useless... | Bleh! You reek of shrooms... It is a most disgusting odor! Is that the secret to being less useless? Do you eat them and be useful? I hate shrooms, but I will eat them by the handful if they make me less ineffective... |
Sunshine Flood | FOULNESS! I am Sunshine Flood, the shining beacon that exposes your filthy filth! I will mop the stage with your filthy clothes! FILTHY FILTH FILTH! | I have been dirtied... | You have shamed me. You are truly a champion... A filthy champion, but a champion nonetheless... Now you may go and prove your filth to even stronger Sammer Guys... |
Chapter 6-2 (Rounds 26-50)
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Grand Master Kickface | Tell me, challenger, do you come to the 26th gate seeking a kick in face? I am Grand Master Kickface, foremost dispenser of swift kicks in face. You seek face kick...AND FACE KICK YOU RECEIVE! | Ughh...my face... | Many faces have I kicked... But this day, it is my face that feels foot... I must climb the highest peak and meditate on my failure to kick face... You may pass. May your feet swiftly impact the faces of a dozen warriors... |
Soaring Cape | You arrive at the 27th gate, but you foolishly do not look to the skies. I do not wear it now, but I am Soaring Cape. I would have swooped down on you. But my cape has shrunk, and now I must defeat you tethered to the earth. I am at a great disadvantage. If you have honor, you will not use your best ability! I will fight you, but know that you do not face my full soaring wrath! | I am...grounded... | If only I had my cape! They will pay dearly for shrinking my cape of soaring. Take your victory and run, but always turn and look to the skies behind you! |
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