List of Saturday Supercade quotes

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This is a list of quotes in Saturday Supercade, listed in alphabetical order.

Belle

• "That's right, Colonel honey. The Emerald of the East, that is."
• "(*gasps*) I declare, an ape on the loose!"
• "Mmmm, you really know how to flatter a girl!"
• "Monkey business, that is!"
• "You will do it for me, won't you, Donkey friend?"
• "Oh, well, it looks like some circus bumpkin got us, Colonel honey!"

Billy Bob

• "The deck is right this way, Colonel Culpepper, sir."
• "Alright, you little wise guy!"
• "But will he work for us, Colonel?"
• "Right, boss!"

Boris

• "It's perfected, Maxwell! A machine that can shrink live people and animals!"
• "(*laughs*) That's either the world's biggest stuffed monkey, or we've got a real ape in our window!"
• "Maxwell, those two are trying to steal our ape doll!"
• "There he is!"
• "He-he's on a scent, Maxwell!"
• "They must have gone into coffee shop!"
• "We've got her! But I don't see the others!"

Bruto's gang

Bruto

• "Ooh, that's big talk, Sheriff, but we don't scare easy!"
• "(*partially spoken through the slim member's mouth due to an animation error*) Not yet. What we need is new gang members, guys stronger than a..."
• "Yes, gorilla. Gorilla?!"
• "That big ape is just what we need to get even with the sheriff. (*laughs*)"
• "Hi big fella! My boys would like to give you a little treat as a token of our admiration."
• "There's plenty more where that came from if you join up with us, what do you say?"
• "Let's head to Pleasant Bluff and pay this sheriff a visit!"
• "You two will have to ride together. Big guy needs his own chopper!"
• "Hey, Sheriff! We're back in town! Why don't you round up your dippy deputies and try to kick us out?"
• "Good work, big guy! Heh! Now for some real fun! (*laughs*) We gotta take big fella on a little shopping spree!"
• "Let's get big fella and blow this town!"
• "Heheh! The girls always fall for Bruno! Heheh!"
• "No you won't, 'cause you're comin' with us, to make sure we make a clean getaway!"
• "Keep your eyes on the road and step on it, slouch!"

Short member

• "I'm fighting mad, Bruno! Let's go back and show that sheriff a deal or two!"
• "I don't know."

Slim member

• "Nyanyanyanyanya! Can't catch us, Sheriff, 'cause we're over the county line!'"
• "(*laughs*) Big fella's gonna make mincemeat out of them deputies!"
• "Hmmhmmph! What's with him?"
• "(*stutters*) Bruto, I-I think the big guy's jealous! We'd better get out of here fast!"

Colonel Culpepper

• "Pardon us, I say, pardon us, folks."
• "Restrain your southern self now, Billy Bob. We've got a bigger fish to fry. (*laughs*) Or should I say, bigger emeralds?"
• "Now all we need is someone big enough and dumb enough to help us steal it."
• "And one of the prime circus ape persuasion can help us get that emerald."
• "That ape, I say, that ape will get past the museum guards with no trouble at all!"
• "Call my pony if he don't work for Belle here, 'cause I suspect our 8-foot fugitive has an eye for the ladies!"
• "Allow me, I say, allow me to introduce myself, sir! Colonel Harlan T. Culpepper, certain gentleman…at your service?"
• "...and my lovely associate Belle!"
• "Step into my office. We have business to discuss."
• "Okay, son. Bring me, I say, bring me the Emerald of the East!"
• "He's got our million dollars!"
• "Billy Bob, ready the swamp buggy! We’ve got some catching up to do!"
• "Unhand, I say, unhand that emerald!"

Deputy

• "I’d reckon we'd do that, Sheriff."

Donkey Kong

"Mississippi Madness"

• "(*laughs*) Wait for it!"
• "(*laughs*) Outsmart him again!"
• "Out of way!"
• "Uh-oh, you got me."
• "I can’t?"
• "We stay."
• "(*laughs*) That's better."

"Gorilla Gangster"

• "(*laughs*) Idea!"
• "(*laughs*) Hide here."
• "(*laughs*) Like that! (*laughs*) Like that!"
• "Oops, forgot something."
• "(*laughs*) Anything."
• "Reservation?"
• "I love you."
• "Uh-uh, bad idea."
• "(*laughs*) Out!"
• "(*laughs*) Yeah, this way."
• "No chance, Mario!"

"Banana Bikers"

• "Mmm, toughie!"
• "I want Pauline, now!"
• "(*laughs*) Three's a crowd!"

"The Incredible Shrinking Ape"

• "Oh, me shrink!"
• "Oh, gumballs! (*laughs*)"
• "Oh, it sure is. (*laughs*) Bye-bye!"
• "(*laughs*) Eats! Oh wow!"
• "Save Pauline! Uh-huh!"
• "(*laughs*) Slush 'em out! (*laughs*)"
• "(*laughs*) Oh, I'll have a bellyache!"

Hat check attendant

• "I'll take your hats, sir!"

Hooligan brothers

Burly brother

• "Well, let's agree with him and make him lead us to the loot!"
• "Okay, sister, we want you to come with us!"

Short brother

• "There's that dirty, double-crossing Mugsy!"
• "(*speaking through the burly brother's mouth due to an animation error*) Boy, Mugsy must've double-crossed him too!"
• "Yeah! Then we can make a trade!"
• "I don't know how Mugsy beat us here, but that's him on the jet, with the purple hat!"
• "Forget her, Dino! Mugsy's splittin’ with the loot!"
• "Hey, come on and get out of here!"

Dino

• "Thanks, Knuckles! See you around!"
• "Now's our chance to convince Mugsy to turn over the loot to us!"
• "Well I know how to get that loot from Mugsy. Let's get his girlfriend!"
• "Come on, let's get going!"
• "Hey, get her back!"
• "No way! We want that loot!"
• "Double-crossing! That's my loot! Hey, give me that!"

Knuckles Darklings

• "Here's your half of the loot from the bank heist, boys!"
• "Heheh! Them Hooligan brothers fell for our trick, Mugsy!"
• "Now all we gotta do is get out of town before they find out we double-crossed them!"
• "Nobody's dumb enough to do that, Mugsy! It's too dangerous! (*hears Donkey Kong eating bananas*) What's that?"
• "Uhh, he couldn't decide which hat to wear, uhh, so he wore 'em all! (*laughs nervously*)"
• "Now mind your manners!"
• "See you, sucker!"
• "We're home free now, boss!"
• "Hey! That ape cheesed us! He's holding us back!"
• "Somebody do something!"

Mario

"Mississippi Madness"

• "Take a look at this, Pauline. My plan for the most perfect Donkey Kong trap I've ever devised. All I need is a duck, a hunting dog, a bucket of water, a squirrel cage, 10 feet of rope...and I'll have that big gorilla right where...belong?"
• "Well, what do you think?"
• "And so do these banana peels! Aha, it's Donkey Kong!"
• "I'm gonna cake that walking fur coat back down here!"
• "Right. Don't let anything happen to...Donkey Kong? Yeeesh!"
• "Haha, missed me! Close, but no banana!"
• "Alright, Donkey Kong! Drop those barrels and come out with your ha—paws up!"
• "Ready to give up, huh?"
• "I wish I was as good catching apes as I am catching fish! Throw me a line, Pauline!"
• "Maybe I 'oughta take early retirement..."
• "For some of us I think it's already too late."
• "Alright, Donkey Kong! We know you're around here somewhere!"
• "Go on a hunch, I think we'd better duck in here!"
• "He's got Pauline! Look out above it, guy, 'cause here comes Mario!"
• "Uh, you wouldn't. (*Donkey Kong throws down a pillar*) Yeah, you would!"
• "You can roll out the barrel, banana breath, but you can't roll out Mario!"
• "Hang on, Pauline! I'm coming to save you!"
• "What happened to my ladder?"
• "I'm coming to save you, Pauline!"
• "Hmmm, if I was an 8-foot ape on the loose with a beautiful girl and a stolen emerald, where would I go?"
• "He already has, Pauline!"
• "I knew I would find you here, Donkey Kong! And this time, I'm ready for you with my trap!"
• "But we don't want the emerald-nappers; we want him! (*points to Donkey Kong, only to notice that he escaped*) Hey, what happened to Donkey Kong?"

"Gorilla Gangster"

• "We got you now, Donkey Kong!"
• "Back in a minute, Pauline!"
• "That won't stop me, Donkey Kong! (*awning falls on him*) This, however, could be a problem!"
• "Don't worry, Pauline. We'll stumble onto his trail again. (*slips on some banana peels*) What did I tell you?"
• "Right, Pauline!"
• "That silly disguise didn't fool me for a second!"
• "Okay, you're gonna come along nicely, or do I have to use force?"
• "I hope it's not too late to get a refund on this fake."
• "I'll catch you this time, banana breath!"
• "Now I've got you over a battle, Donkey Kong!"
• "A cleverly advanced battle with a hop, a skip, and a pump! (*hits barrel, only for pickle juice to spill out of it, sliding him back down to the first floor*) Next time I'll jump instead of pump."
• "Uh-oh, they're getting away! (*sees a potted palm tree*) Huh! Why walk when you can fly? (*flaps his arms*) I'm coming to save you, Pauline!"
• "This is the last time that ape is going to escape! Take this, Donkey Kong! (*wraps a fire hose around Donkey Kong, only to be encased in himself*) You can say that again!"
• "I hope you're satisfied! Look at all the trouble you got Pauline into! (*Donkey Kong cries*) Alright, alright, cut it out! I know you didn't mean to do it, but we have to follow them before anything happens to her!"
• "I can take care of that, with my special double-twist rope trick!"
• "No problem! I have the perfect plan! If Donkey Kong can get them off the jet. Of course it was supposed to be for Donkey Kong, but..."
• "Cappy Airlines welcomes you! We fly you anywhere! No questions asked!"
• "Now...(*laughs*)...for a little wind!"
• "Even though you boys are all packed, it looks as if your flight has been cancelled!"
• "Now there's just one thing left to do!"

"Banana Bikers"

• "Voilà! Pauline, I created the two things that fugitive furball can't resist: bananas, and you! Any second, he'll come down the road in that direction, and trip my palm tree trap."
• "Well, at least the trap worked."
• "I guess it's up to us to save him."
• "Don't worry, I've got something I've been saving for a moment like this. (*takes a roll of paper out of his van*) Time for my glue paper trap!"
• "Now, all you gotta do, is call him out, and he's ours!"
• "Hey, that's not part of the plan! (*gets wrapped up by his glue paper*) Oh, no! Yeech! Neither is this!"
• "I refuse to let a little bit stop me!"
• "I'm warning you, Donkey Kong! You've got five seconds to come out! 5...4...3...2...1...Time's up!"
• "There must be an easier way to make a living!"
• "He's gotta be here somewhere!"
• "Huh, so there he is! This 'oughta confuse him! (*tips over a row of mannequins that look like Pauline*)
• "Hey, you bumblin' baboon! You just tossed Pauline right into the arms of those bad guy bikers!"
• "We'll never catch them now!"
• "I think Donkey Kong's going to need some help. I'll take this shortcut, set a trap there for those juvenile delinquents."
• "Here. I'd hate to waste a good Donkey Kong trap, but under the circumstances...oh, I'd better hurry!"
• "And now there's just one more loose end to tie up!"
• "He escaped again! How did that big ape learn to be so sneaky?"

"The Incredible Shrinking Ape"

• "Come back here, you goofy gorilla!"
• "There he is, Pauline, monkeying around as usual! Come on, now's our chance!"
• "And now for the old Mario surprise attack!"
• "Little ape?"
• "Or us!"
• "Simple. In an emergency, call the fire department. (*Mario and Pauline enter a fire truck*) There's no way he can escape me now!"
• "There's more than one way to bag that goofy buffoon!"
• "I'm coming to get you, you dopey ape!"
• "(*laughs*) Give up! You're down to your last gumball, barrel-brain!"
• "Okay, this is it!"
• "There's Pauline, in that glass, but I don't see those bad guys. We need a way to rescue her, a clever surprise attack! Maybe what we need is a...(*Donkey Kong grabs him*)...a plane! My idea exactly! Now to rescue Pauline!"
• "Okay, Donkey Kong! I got 'em zeroed-in!"
• "Nice going! That should tie them up for a while!"
• "That's easy for you to say!"
• "Not exactly my style..."
• "They got little Donkey Kong!"
• "Where are those crooked toymakers?"
• "I gotta admit, Donkey Kong, that's pretty clever."
• "And here's a free ride back to the circus!"
• "That sneaky ape did it again!"

Maxwell

• "Is it ready yet, Boris?"
• "Yes, making them the most incredible dolls in the world: living dolls! Now, all we need is our first victim!"
• "He's real, alright, and he's about to become...very, very small! (*laughs*)"
• "Fire the shrinking ray!"
• "Excellent! We'll get three for the price of one!"
• "There's that little ape, in the train! (*picks up the toy train*) Got him!"
• "Boris, don't let him get away!"
• "We've got him cornered!"
• "Check every toy! He's on this shelf somewhere! (*walks over to a dollhouse*) Huh, maybe he's in here!"
• "Ugh, we'll never catch him this way! Let's track him with the guard dog!"
• "Come on! We'll get him this time!"
• "Don't worry, they'll come back to the toy store to find her, and when they do, we'll be ready! (*laughs*)"
• "We'll grab them, when they try to rescue the girl!"
• "They're after the shrinking machine!"
• "Finally, my furry friend, you're mine!"

Mugsy

• "Yeah, heheh! We got a suitcase full of cash, and they got a suitcase full of dirty socks!"
• "Right, but first I gotta get somebody to impersonate me at the speakeasy club tonight, so when the Hooligan brothers come after me, they'll get the wrong guy!"
• "That's the dumb ape who's gonna take my place!"
• "Say, friend, how'd you like to have all the bananas you could eat?"
• "Fine. Then all you have to do...is dress up like me!"
• "Not now! Tonight!"
• "Right this way, pal. Your limo is waiting."
• "Have fun at the club, pal! (*slams the limousine door*) And remember, you’re me for tonight!"
• "Let's get this thing in the air, Darklings!"
• "Hey, get off of this plane!"
• "Come on! We don't have any other choice!"
• "What's going on?"
• "Get us out of here!"

Museum guards

• "It's a giant ape, and he's stealing the emerald!"
• "Somebody get that girl out of the way!"
• "He's got the emerald!"
• "Looks like you caught yourselves the real emerald-nappers!"

Pauline

"Mississippi Madness"

• "We're bound to pick up Donkey Kong's trail on the other side of this river, Mario."
• "Hmmm, I think that deckhand looks very familiar."
• "Be careful, Mario. Don't let anything happen to Donkey Kong!"
• "Here you go, Mario!"
• "Mario, are you alright?"
• "Come on, we've got to find Donkey Kong before it's too late!"
• "We got to find him, Mario. If Donkey Kong falls into the hands of an unscrupulous person, oh, there's no telling what will happen!"
• "Donkey Kong, shame on you!"
• "You just put that emerald right back where you found it!"
• "Donkey Kong, now behave yourself!"
• "Donkey Kong, whatever happened to our trainer-animal relationship?"
• "I don't know what you've got in mind, but whatever it is, forget it! I mean it, Donkey Kong!"
• "You know you can't hide us in this swamp forever, Donkey Kong."
• "No, I think we should go somewhere warm and dry, like maybe back in the circus?"
• "Besides, you know Mario is going to find you."
• "You expect me to take a duck's word for that?"
• "Glad to be of help..."
• "He was here a minute ago."

"Gorilla Gangster"

• "Sometimes, I think we're just never going to get Donkey Kong back to the circus!"
• "Come on, let's see where it leads!"
• "Mario, there he is!"
• "Not him, Mario. (*points to the actual Donkey Kong*) Him!"
• "Be a good boy, Donkey Kong! Come back to the circus with us!"
• "Does this mean you're finally giving up? (*Donkey Kong recites his name while holding a barrel above him*) I'll take that as a no."
• "Don't do anything we'll both regret, Donkey Kong."
• "Mario, you almost hit Donkey Kong!"
• "I take it that's not how it's supposed to work."
• "No, no, let go of me!"
• "Let me go, you bullyson!"
• "We got to stop them from getting away! They're crooks!"
• "This way, please!"
• "But you're still going on a trip...to jail!"

"Banana Bikers"

• "Mario, your latest Donkey Kong trap is a real work of art!"
• "It's a great plan, Mario, except for one thing: Donkey Kong's coming from the other direction!"
• "Donkey Kong, in a motorcycle gang? Oh, he could get in real trouble!"
• "Mario, if we don't capture Donkey Kong fast, he'll turn Pleasant Bluff into a ghost town!"
• "Alright, Mario. Oh, Donkey Kong, It's me, Pauline!"
• "Oh, Donkey Kong, now put me down!"
• "Whatever you're thinking, Donkey Kong, stop it this minute!"
• "Donkey Kong, shame on you!"
• "I'm going to make sure Donkey Kong puts all of you in jail!"
• "Thank you for saving me from that big ape!"
• "Well, that takes care of those bikers!"
• "I trained him that way."

"The Incredible Shrinking Ape"

• "Mario, Donkey Kong's no bigger than a mouse! Let's do something before something terrible happens to him!"
• "They're going to sic their guard dog on poor defenseless Donkey Kong! What do we do?"
• "Mario, come on! Donkey Kong is headed into the city!"
• "Mario, hurry! He's headed into that coffee shop!"
• "There he is, Mario!"
• "Mario! Donkey Kong! (*sighs*) I've got a bad feeling something awful's about to happen!"
• "Good going, guys! My heroic Donkey Kong!"
• "It's the shrinking machine! Put me down over there!"
• "Hold them off while figure out how to work this thing!"
• "Mario, I figured out how to reverse this ray!"
• "This will even up the odds!"
• "Donkey Kong, we've been looking all over for you!"
• "I'm so proud of you! Here's a little reward."
• "What did you expect? He's...(*Donkey Kong finishes the line by saying his name*)"

Sheriff

• "Heh, maybe so, but the next time you set foot in Pleasant Bluff, I'm gonna lock y'all up and throw away the key!"
• "I told you clowns the next time y'all set foot in my town, I...(*laughs nervously when seeing Donkey Kong*)...hello there! Uh, you must be a new m-member of the gang. Hey, put 'em down. (*Donkey bounces him up down when shaking his hand*) Hey, let go of me!"
• "That...does it! Arrest that scoundrel!"
• "Wildroot the rascals!"
• "Hurry up! We got bikers to catch!"
• "Tarnation! Now that's what I call fast catches!"

Waiter

• "You have a reservation?"
• "Well, without them, I cannot accommodate you. (*shaken by Donkey Kong*) On second thought, I do have a lovely table for you. Walk this way."

Waitress

• "Don't tell me; you want tulips and fries."
• "Listen, Paul, dark and hairy, let me off or I'll clobber you! (*Donkey Kong puts her down*) Now what do you want?"
• "Boy, they got all kinds of apes in this joint!"