List of Mario & Luigi: Brothership quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game Mario & Luigi: Brothership.

Adaphne

  • "I maximized thrust by early-birding the ignition time and neo-aero fueling with Connectar."
  • "Early-birding required an early flame and a tardy-class flame. That's obvious. But preventing an explosion? I relied on the brrr vector from outside air."
  • "I assume you're curious how I solved the puzzle of glutton combustion? And the problem of guzzle buzz? Simple. A hydro-sip system."
  • "I amplified the effect with a velvet-glow afterburn. Side benefit? Soft stability! And all that is the secret to creating power with perpetual commotion..."
  • "...in a nutshell."
  • "Oh, was it? It's just a bit of fun. A brainy trifle. But I suppose I am a genius. A super genius, perhaps? No, that's not quite it. Oh! A god-level genius, yes."
  • "Oh? My, my, my... Now, who was it that won the first two rounds... Oh my! The name escapes me..."
  • "What a shame. Almost three wins. But that honor went to me!"
  • "There goes an average genius...at best."
  • "Zzz... Mrm... Zzz... Mmph..."
  • "Oh dear. What a sight I must be, all dripping wet."
  • "Does my reputation precede me that far?"
  • "Of course it did! After all, I'm...quite a sight, all dripping wet in Club Dyode's VIP area. But I'm much more than that. I'm Concordia's number one inventor! The genius Adaphneee!"
  • "Not the reaction I was expecting. Too stunned to speak, I assume." (thought)
  • "Do you want something of me? I'm willing to at least hear you out. But let's take this to a more suitable location."
  • "Hmmm... Bypass the barrier and save Concordia, you say?"
  • "Ohhhhohohoho! I had no idea there were never-say-die types dreaming THAT dream."
  • "Did you say... Technikki?"
  • "That was... The contest held on Merrygo, the genius-inventor contest, I think. I believe she was one of the finalists. I emerged the victor, naturally. While I won't deny her ingenuity... I have both brains and beauty. Many are inexorably drawn to me. I'm also athletic, musical, and possessed of a heart of gold. Not only am I all these things, I'm the model of humility as well. Ohhhhohohoho!"
  • "But I do take your point. You were right to seek me out. However, I hope you weren't expecting me to do this for free."
  • "Ohoho... If I may direct your attention that way... I want a Jellyfish Pizza!"
  • "Jellyfish Pizza is this island's best-known form of cuisine. A brain as powerful as mine requires it to run efficiently. Unfortunately for me, the chef is on vacation today. I'm wasting away, listless and dull, without Jellyfish Pizza!"
  • "Hmm. You think you can bake a satisfying Jellyfish Pizza? Come let me know when you're ready to satiate my hungry brain. Talk to the assistant on the stage for detailed instructions."
  • "Oooh. Yes. Yes, that will do nicely. I can feel my salivary glands working overtime. They will not be denied! I'm going in for a bite!"
  • "Ohhhhohohoho!"
  • "This...exceeds expectations. The generous portion...and the TASTE! I'm going to savor every last bite of this mouthwatering Jellyfish Pizza."
  • "Naturally, I haven't forgotten my promise to help you."
  • "But there is one last condition."
  • "The way your hands kneaded the dough... Your perfect form as you passed it... The fire in your eyes as you rained down the toppings with reckless abandon... All of this speaks to me of the real you."
  • "Luigi! I demand that you bake me Jellyfish Pizzas every day!"
  • "My dear priiiiiiince!"
  • "Luiiigiii!"
  • "No, it's better for you to clear out of Shipshape Island entirely. Only my elite cadre of assistants need remain. Off with you, now."
  • "Hello there, you green genius. I've been expecting you."
  • "Please inform these friends of yours that they can only be a hindrance. Best that they leave for Jellyfish Island so as to not interrupt important work."
  • "Oh? Then let's hear your idea for breaking through the barrier. Ah, I forgot. You don't have one."
  • "Rocket-powered flight? That's your plan? How positively pedestrian."
  • "My idea is so much more elegant. We will dive beneath the waves. But the special equipment involved is delicate and takes careful handling. Anyone not in my elite cadre of assistants will only foul up the works."
  • "I've already anticipated any concerns you might have. My patented Oxygenerator system will supply all the air you'll need."
  • "Let's get down to brass tracks, shall we? By diving beneath the waves, Shipshape Island will be able to bypass the barrier. All I ask in return is that you relocate any extraneous "friends" to Jellyfish Island."
  • "Well, well. You caught my meaning after all."
  • "What I ask is not easy, but only my elite cadre of assistants can handle this work. With one exception, my green genius. So. Are you going with my design?"
  • "No? Isn't the choice clear? Very well. But don't dawdle making up your mind, hmm?"
  • "So you've decided incorrectly. Oh well. Not my problem now. I have no particular need to be included. Though if I had friends like you in my younger days... Well. Now then. You don't want to keep your friends waiting. You'll need their help if this plan has any hope of working. The rest of us will wish you the best from Jellyfish Island."
  • "Oh! Luigi. I'm so happy you came to see me. How are you doing? Perhaps that's a slightly tactless question..."
  • "Those creepy guys... Yes, we'll need to rely on extreme cleverness to defeat them, for sure. So, let's see... I've got about... 65,536 plans ready to go through... Oh! Of course! There's always THAT! Sure! I'll make THAT!"
  • "And what is THAT, you ask? Well, I'm not telling you."
  • "Oooh. I'll tell Luigi... Come here, you."
  • "Listen up. You're going to love this plan. So... First, we have to combine some specific materials. Luigi... The end result... I'll craft something amazing. My mind is racing! Such possibilities!"
  • "Luigi, you're an inspiration! To make THAT, I need the exact materials! I know you can get them, you green genius!"
  • "Luigi, I want to give you something."
  • "It's an Adaphne Scope. With this, you can get amazing materials from Zok Troopers. I need you to collect amazing materials for me, Luigi. Get three Zokket Alloys. If you do, I can make you the best boots. We're talking about a first-class product—something that only I could create. Sorry, but...Technikki could never pull this off, you know?"
  • "What?! Me?! Work with Technikki?!"
  • "Oh my, Luigi... Such a sweet, innocent soul. We don't need Technikki's help. I've got all the creative brilliance we could ever need. OK, now..."
  • "Green genius! Did you bring me what I asked for?"
  • "Lovely! You're so dependable. So...can I start building?"
  • "Oh?"
  • "What's the meaning of this?"
  • "I see."
  • "I seeee."
  • "Fine... Just don't get in my way."
  • "Just so you know, I'm...a genius!"
  • "All done!"
  • "Best boots ever!"
  • "I thought of you, Luigi...and I put my whole heart into my work. I was careful and thorough, and I did some of my best work. I hope this helps you."
  • "For a normal genius, you're not too shabby."
  • "This way, you green genius!"
  • "Green genius! I've come to see you!"
  • "Jump! I've got you!"
  • "Don't flatter yourself. I only came on behalf of that green genius."
  • "Did you happen to see the rocket I built? Pretty sure it's better than anything you could build."
  • "Tempting, but no. I value my freedom. But I'll be cheering you on from afar!"

Arc

  • "Let me ouuut!"
  • "Ooo! Over here!"
  • "This is an Ocean Map. It'll help you find islands!"
  • "Right! Well, I guess. I can't see right now."
  • "The drifting islands are being carried about on currents. To get to any of them, you need to set a course for a new ocean current!"
  • "So... For now, just pick any current we can reach! Switching between currents is a breeze!"
  • "Whatever it takes! Just get me out! It's so dark in here..."
  • "That really stung! I was expecting a little more care from my heroes."
  • "But it's behind us now. Where are we?"
  • "That's right. It was crazy..."
  • "Wait... I haven't even given you my name yet, have I?"
  • "You can call me Arc! Tracking the currents and lanes of the ocean is my life's work."
  • "Aye, Cap'n. I'm an expert in the field."
  • "And you'd be Mario and Luigi, then? Nice to meet you."
  • "My! The ones who look after the Uni-Tree? Never met one before."
  • "Speaking of Wattanists reminds me of something... What was it?"
  • "Oh! The Great Lighthouse! There's an ill wind blowing there!"
  • "Aye, miss! That's why what I saw at the Great Lighthouse was so alarming."
  • "Someone's taken it over!"
  • "That, I don't know. But I have no doubt that they're villains!"
  • "Worse still, the Great Lighthouse's light was out. Something's very wrong."
  • "Where's this Great Lighthouse? Well, it's on its own unique island these days. So..."
  • "This is a likely spot. You're sure to find a Great Lighthouse here!"
  • "You're going to the Great Lighthouse Island? That's a tremendous risk."
  • "And you're doing it anyway? You seem pretty unshakable."
  • "Aye, aye! We'll set sail with that plan to guide our way. Everything I know about the ocean is at your disposal, Cap'n!"
  • "Attention, if you please! I'm Arc, your teacher for this lesson on currents."
  • "First, some background."
  • "Take a look at this picture. I made it as accurate as I could."
  • "Concordia is current-ly divided. Please forgive the pun. Its land has become a vast island chain scattered across the seas."
  • "What you might not have known is that each drifting island travels on its own current. With Shipshape Island, we can navigate those currents and connect the islands!"
  • "Aye, aye! What worked once is bound to work again. Time to open the Ocean Map!"
  • "To chart a course to the next island, you'll need to select another current. As I recall...we're headed for Raynforst/Twistee Island, where Billdit/Maykit is!"
  • "And I see you've already selected the current leading us there. You're a natural!"
  • "Wait until the island's close."
  • "I'll be over here, studying the ocean. If you have any questions, just give me a shout."
  • "Aye, aye, sir!"
  • "Mario! Luigi! A beam of light shot out of the Uni-Tree... Ka-pew! Did you see it?"
  • "Even better, it fixed the broken sea current!"
  • "Hmm... Yeah, that light... It seems familiar..."
  • "Yes! You're right! It looks like the light from a Great Lighthouse!"
  • "Right! It's a safe bet that there's a Great Lighthouse somewhere in the fixed current!"
  • "So...if we can get that lighthouse working...it's gotta show us the way to go again!"
  • "Hmm... The Great Lighthouse is full of enemies right now..."
  • "Actually... When the land split apart... I got stranded with my dad on Raynforst Island. I was looking around at nearby waters, and I saw the islands floating by, one by one."
  • "We knew something bad had happened in Concordia... Why did the land break apart? We kept surveying the seas, trying to find the answer."
  • "Then one day, a dark shadow crept up on us from behind... By the time we noticed, it was already too late."
  • "Just like that, we were carried off to a Great Lighthouse... I saw it all... Such strange creatures..."
  • "After that... I... I don't remember so much..."
  • "No need to worry! I'm sure Dad's fine!"
  • "It's just... No... It's nothing..."
  • "Forget it! Let's just get to the Great Lighthouse, OK? We'll teach those strange creatures a lesson! And we'll restore the Great Lighthouse's light!"
  • "Thanks to Mario and Luigi, all the islands in this region are connected. Next stop, Great Lighthouse Island!"
  • "Aye, Cap'n. The situation has me a little worried... But with Mario and Luigi on it, what could go wrong?"
  • "We'll head to the Color-Full Sea to look for new drifting islands. That's the whole reason we need to restore the lighthouse!"
  • "Aye, aye! And only one person can bring back that light. That person being our very own Wattanist...Connie!"
  • "Huh? Did Connie go overboard?!"
  • "I think she's headed to another island."
  • "Sure! But she's still finding her sea legs as a Wattanist. It's natural she'd be eager to explore a newly linked island. Just go after Connie and tell her we need her here!"
  • "Welcome back! We made it to the Color-Full Sea! This is too exciting for words!"
  • "I see the Great Lighthouse Island, but..."
  • "Why is there... a wall around it?"
  • "Even if we get close, we'll never make it through that wall. I hoped this would be simple, with the Great Lighthouse right there..."
  • "Hmm... What should we do?"
  • "The Color-Full Sea is home to lots of drifting islands. Someone on one of them might be able to help us with the wall. Scouting for drifting islands and linking them back up is the best I can think of. Let's plan for that, shall we?"
  • "Some sort of inventor or engineer or mechanic would be nice."
  • "Aye, aye! Let's sail the currents and keep watch for drifting islands!"

Birdo

  • "Oh dear... This maze has me terribly baffled!"
  • "Mario... Luigi..."
  • "I wish beyond wishing...that you were here to help..."
  • "My word! Do I spy...my mustachioed heroes?"
  • "I've desired nothing more than to see you both!"
  • "Mario! Luigi!"
  • "See you later, my darling duo!♡"
  • "Oh! Back again! And who could blame you?"
  • "Oh dear!"
  • "Celebrity is so very draining!"
  • "My public must see me at my best!"
  • "I must recharge, far from my adoring fans!"
  • "Who's that?"
  • "My fans, already?"
  • "Oh, it's you, Mario and Luigi!"
  • "Sorry! I don't have time right now."
  • "You know, I only just climbed up this stack of rocks!"
  • "So, please don't cut my celebrity meditation short!"
  • "Look, I realize you need my star power."
  • "But I need more ME time."
  • "Did I not just say I need some ME time?"
  • "What is it that's so important anyway?"
  • "You want me to come down?"
  • "Well, I'm not. I require calm to the fab!"
  • "So, come back some other time when I'm ready!"
  • "Oh dear! I'm just not ready to shine yet!"
  • "Seriously?"
  • "UGH!"
  • "You two! I needed to recharge before my next celebrity appearance!"
  • "I'm fabulous as ever? Well, what's the rush?"
  • "What? Someone is looking for me?"
  • "Oh! Wonderful! Destiny calls!"
  • "I'd like to meet him. Can you please take me there?"
  • "Alright! Let's be on our way!"
  • "I heard that you hoped to see me again?"
  • "Your eyes...speak of thing yet unsaid!"
  • "I feel the same! Words are never enough!"
  • "I..."
  • "Uh..."
  • "It's over!"
  • "Ah! The pursuit of love!"
  • "I played my part beautifully. I must say, so did you!"
  • "It's been my pleasure. Perhaps our paths will cross again someday!"
  • "As long as I've got my deep-red ribbon, I've got no complaints!"
  • "Unnecessary accessories are OUT. Doesn't everyone else think so?"

Bowser

  • "All the islands Mario's been dragging along got separated?!"
  • "I wouldn't mind swooping in and making Mario look like a chump."
  • "Imagine the look on their faces when those two blow it!"
  • "Gahaha...might as well take over the world while I'm at it."
  • "Then say that part first!"
  • "SO CAPTURE ANOTHER ISLAND! AND BRING ME SOME CHICKEN!"
  • "Sorry I'm late to the party!"
  • "They don't need my résumé, poindexter."
  • "We're taking over the world!"
  • "Didn't think any of my guys were that clever..."
  • "MARIO AND LUIGI?!"
  • "But you're like a moth drawn to...some kind of...moth magnet."
  • "Let's find out who's strong enough to rule this world!"
  • "Quiet down, spare ribs! Why would I share my fruit?"
  • "You're in for a dolloping of walloping!"
  • "Ngh... Junior!"
  • "Darn you, Mario... and also Luigi..."
  • "Tough Toads, wire cutter. Now give me back my boy!"
  • "Mariooo! Luigiii!"
  • "What?! Who's that calling me selfish?"
  • "Wait. I know that annoying voice... Chippy? Is it Chippy?"
  • "What are you doing he-OW! Grrr..."
  • "Chippy, wait- don't come in!"
  • "Bah! I can beat anyone, anytime, with any number of arms tied behind my back!"
  • "Don't touch me! Even you don't get to touch me!"
  • "Why are any of you even here?"
  • "What did you just dump on my noggin?"
  • "Shut it! Get outta my ruggedly handsome face!"
  • "I'm gonna heal up before you know it! I'm comin' for all of you after Zokket!"
  • "Hey, you! Escort these chumps outta here!"
  • "Gimme back my chicken!"
  • "It's really great to see everyone in one place."
  • "Minions! Hold hands and make friends! That's an ORDER!"
  • "Mario! Luigi! My good buddies! You two having fun, I hope?"
  • "C'mon, I saved a space so you could sit and eat next to me."
  • "Not on purpose!"
  • "I'm only here for payback on Zokket. Nobody makes me look like a chump!"
  • "He's gonna learn the hard way what happens to anyone who crosses me!"
  • "Mario! Luigi! Better hide if you don't wanna get blown away!"
  • "Come on out, Zokket! There's no use hiding!"

Bowser Jr.

  • "These troublemakers are called Mario and Luigi! And I'm giving 98,303,150 coins to whoever catches them! Put those posters up everywhere! Find them no matter what!"
  • "That's my dad!"
  • "Hey! Buddy!"
  • "Hey, you! What's wrong with you? How could you help them? Those are the jerkfaces that are always getting in Dad's way!"
  • "No! No! No way! Mario and Luigi are UGLYAWFUL, and they always have been! Also smelly."
  • "Whatever. BUT! From now on, anytime you help Mario, I'm never talking to you again!"
  • "I told you-they're bad guys who are always getting in our way!"
  • "We're not friends anymore!"
  • "And I thought you were on my side..."
  • "I don't want to play with you ever again, got it?"
  • "...So I said, "You're pretty cocky for someone so flammable.""
  • "What are you waiting for, bozo? Let's go!"
  • "Hey! Let me go!"
  • "Get your electric-y hands off me!"
  • "Hold on, Dad!"
  • "STOP IT! Or I'll tell Dad!"
  • "Wh-what's wrong with you? You should be hiding, you chicken!"
  • "And you brought THEM here?! I guess we really aren't friends anymore."
  • "I'M NOT CRYING!"
  • "Fine! Have it your way."
  • "I guess you can still be my friend...since it's so important to you."
  • "Don't worry, Buddy. They're not as tough as me and Dad, but they've got this."
  • "Just this once, I'll let them take the spotlight!"
  • "I'm ready to put the past behind us if you are, Mario and Luigi!"
  • "It's so good to see you and my dad getting along now, after all."
  • "Yeah... The thing is... I gotta go."
  • "Buddy... I...have to go."
  • "Friends!"
  • "We're friends! Friends forever! No matter what!"
  • "OK... Bye... friend."

Buddy

  • "Help! Somebody help!"
  • "I-is somebody there?"
  • "Please, I need help! I was playing and a rock fell and now I can't get out and it's scary..."
  • "Thank you! My name's Buddy. We haven't met before, huh? When'd you come to Offandon?"
  • "You just washed up here? That sounds really scary... But with you guys here, I'm sav—"
  • "M... M... Ma... Mario and Luigi!"
  • "Oh...ah."
  • "Um, hi."
  • "Sorry for running away before. I was scared because you're the wanted-posted guys. Bowser's people all say you two are...bad."
  • "You're right... I believe you."
  • "You're linking islands?! You're gonna bring the continent back together? YOU CAN DO THAT?!"
  • "Wow..."
  • "Over here."
  • "Oh, hey!"
  • "Yay! Now you can get back home!"
  • "Well... They seemed nice. Plus, I owed them for saving me."
  • "Oh. OK. I guess I understand."
  • "Even if we're not friends anymore, you're still important to me, Junior."
  • "Yeah! Friends forever!"
  • "Bye...friend."
  • "Friends are friends, even when they're apart."

Burnadette

  • "Chilliam... This island is so dark and gloomy all the time."
  • "What's going on around here? What's with all the rejecty-ness?"
  • "Chilliam! You're so adorable!"
  • "Oh, I do love you so!"
  • "You three seem like a friendly trio!"
  • "Everyone on our islands was against our wedding, so we up and left!"
  • "And I'm Burnadette, proud princess of the Skorcheen people!"
  • "Our peoples have been enemies for years now, so we escaped to beautiful Bulbfish Island."
  • "Wonderful! Chilliam and I can date in peace!"
  • "Hey! Stop that!"
  • "Chilliam! Noooooo!"
  • "We're being framed!"
  • "That's a lie!"
  • "Hello? Front Desk?"
  • "What's the special of the day in the hotel restaurant?"
  • "You're so adorable, Chilliam!"
  • "Of course not!"
  • "Oh, Chilliam... The memory of you laughing as the Bulbfish splashed water on us will always..."
  • "He gave the guard some kind of key. I think it's a master key that opens underground doors. I'm pretty sure the guard was heading back aboveground after getting that key."
  • "I've...never felt this kind of connection with the front-desk staff at any other hotel I've visited. I'll have to check out sooner or later, but...promise me you won't forget me when I'm gone."

Burnadette's dad

  • "Oh? New faces on our fair island? Are we finally getting guests again?"
  • "The chief? That'd be me. I...sense some urgency about you. Come. Let's chat."
  • "So tell me what's on your mind. And don't hold back!"
  • "Ohohoho! Burnadette?! So you've met our princess!"
  • "Mm-hmm... Mm-hmm... Wait... WHAT?! She RAN OFF?! We're practically at war with the Slippenglide folks... And she falls in love with their chief's son? And then runs away from home?! That girl! She can't..."
  • "What passion! She's certainly a Skorcheen princess! Ha ha ha!"
  • "Once a flame is lit in a Skorcheen heart... It never stops burning! But we might have to draw the line at this Slippenglide kid... Oops... You had something else to say, no?"
  • "So you need Dr. Vulko to help you fight the Glohm? Understood! I'll tell you his location, but...you can't get there right now."
  • "It's better if you see for yourself. Head north out of the village, and then go east. Pass through the two arches. You'll understand soon enough."
  • "The Uni-Tree is surely wishing you the best in the new chapter of your lives too!"
  • "Ho ho! Thanks again for all you've done for us."
  • "Burnadette?"
  • "Hahaha! Awww, she's worried about her dear old dad. That girl... She's the sweetest daughter any father could ask for. Ha! I remember back during her rebellious phase..."
  • "Of course! They're my favorite food, after all."
  • "Whaaat?! You're saying you don't WANT to hear your old man's musical backside in concert?"
  • "My daughter wouldn't come near me on days when I ate Heatfreeze Potatoes. To think this same girl would worry about me like this..."
  • "Such fiery growth of character! She really is the best!"
  • "And I'd be lying if I said I wasn't a little lonely, but I'll be fine. Just tell her we need to get together for some Heatfreeze Potatoes sometime."
  • "And anyway, what about the groom's father? He was looking pretty down at the wedding... Why don't you go and see how he's doing?"
  • "That Slippenglide Island chief had a pretty lonely look on his face... Why don't you go see how he's doing?"

Chilliam

  • "The thick cloud over the island makes it seem like night even when it's day."
  • "You and I truly are strangers here. But even against the gloomy sky and gloomier attitudes...you're my sunshine, Burnadette."
  • "Speaking of strangers, here are some new faces!"
  • "We fled our beloved homes, but, um, it's not quite so simple."
  • "I'm Chilliam, prince of Slippenglide Island!"
  • "Despite that, I'm getting worried about my parents back home. But we can't get off the island, so...we just go on a lot of dates."
  • "The island chief knows about the lighthouse. I think his house is just up those staircases..."
  • "Word to the wise though... A lot of local folks seem to be acting very strangely... Maybe we're just not used to their customs, but it feels very odd. Keep that in mind."
  • "Get away from my Burnadette! Huh? Get away from ME!"
  • "Ungh! Errrgh! Hrrgh!"
  • "The only thing we're guilty of is excessive public displays of affection!"
  • "Hello, ma'am!"
  • "Today's special is Bulbfish Almondine, served with a side of fresh greens and red tomatoes. For dessert, we have me, your love, Chilliam, who intends to break you out of this cell, haha!"
  • "Hey, guys! This is quite the pickle we've gotten ourselves into, huh? We're passing the time by pretending that we're staying in a fancy hotel."
  • "The day before the incident, the two of us were enjoying a nice date by the fish pen. As long as I live, I'll never forget Burnadette's lovely smile as she gazed at the Bulbfish."
  • "We really didn't do anything wrong! Please! You have to believe us! We ran away to be together, and we don't want to draw any attention."
  • "After the assistant locked us up here, he took off and went somewhere else underground. I heard him tell someone, "Keep everyone out! I have something important to take care of!""
  • "You...are the sweetest guest this four-star establishment has ever seen. If you leave...just know that you will always have early check-in privileges at the hotel of my heart."

Chilliam's dad

  • "My son? Yes, I think I did have a son once, now that you mention it."
  • "Chilliam... Yes. I remember him. He's one of many people who've attempted to make a fool of me. My son, the villagers, everyone... They despise me in their hearts... I couldn't give one single ice chip about my son's wedding."
  • "Our heads may be hard as boulders at times, but we should learn to lighten up a bit as well. Especially when we're celebrating!"
  • "Well, well! If it isn't Mario and Luigi, the smashing 'stache brothers! Good to see you!"
  • "What? Me? Lonely?"
  • "No, I wasn't lonely or anything... I was just having trouble coming up with a good pun. You see, Chilliam and I would often practice our punning for the good of our people..."
  • "Try harder. Your puns need more...punch."
  • "Those are just rhymes..."
  • "Rulers must pun...ticipate the needs of their people and be ready with a good chuckle. You mustn't forget this rule. For someday you will rule..."
  • "Of course it was. I'm the chief. We're done training in pun training."
  • "Uh... That's no man—it's snow, man!"
  • "Hey! Don't keep me hanging, son! When you hear a pun, respond in kind! You could say, "Dad jokes? More like bad jokes!" Or...something like that."
  • "I can see the headlines now! "Prince Prints Pun Law, Makes No-Fun Law!""
  • "Listen. Tell Chilliam something for me. Tell him I'm fine and he should focus on his new life. Tell him a good pun can put a smile on his wife's face. Maybe."

Connie

  • "Oh! Luigi!"
  • "I'm glad you found your brother again. Then are you...Mario?"
  • "Nice to meet you. My name is Connie."
  • "Luigi came falling out of the sky so suddenly. It was a real shocker!"
  • "He's been very worried about you, Mario."
  • "What's that? You want to know where you are? I've already told Luigi here, but I'll say it again for you..."
  • "This is Concordia, a peaceful place. At least, it used to be."
  • "In the very center of Concordia...stood a giant tree known as the Uni-Tree. It held the land together. An energy called Connectar flowed from it to everywhere in the land... The Connectar kept everything going and let us live happy lives. However..."
  • "The tree was destroyed. And Concordia broke apart. It was so strange... The ground broke and became numerous islands drifting apart."
  • "I passed out... When I woke up, I was here on Shipshape Island."
  • "After that... I planted a Uni-Tree seed right here. This is the new Uni-Tree. It's small, but it's growing!"
  • "Oh, caring for the Uni-Tree is my job. I'm a Wattanist. But... I'm still new at it."
  • "Some good has already come from the tree though. It's finally grown to the point where it produced Connectar."
  • "That day, the shattered continent...became countless drifting islands wandering the ocean currents. If we can link up the Uni-Tree with all the drifting islands... I'm sure the power of Connectar will restore our world!"
  • "Mario and Luigi, you came here from another world, right?"
  • "It'd be great if there were a way to get you back home..."
  • "Snoutlet! I wondered where you were hiding."
  • "This little cutie is Snoutlet. We're good friends! Snoutlet seems to enjoy cozying up inside Luigi's hat."
  • "That's very reassuring! Really, thank you so much!"

Dewey Fightem

  • "Excuse me... Might you be..."
  • "I mean, you're here at a Great Lighthouse swarming with monsters..."
  • "You don't even have to say it. I KNOW that you are... WARRIORS FIGHTING TO ELIMINATE ALL MONSTERS!"
  • "Oh my... You'll have to excuse me."
  • "I see. Restoring the Great Lighthouse... That's very noble and warrior-like of you."
  • "My name's Dewey Fightem. I spend my time researching monsters, never thinking about the danger."
  • "I've heard there's an incredibly dangerous monster up ahead. I'm sure you heard its horrifying GROOOOOOWL! Hoo! Utterly terrifying... Must be truly dangerous."
  • "But... Heh... I can't lie... I get chills hearing it! It's like, I wanna see it... But I also don't wanna see it."
  • "It's a matter of getting that gate open."
  • "The monster ahead... Its name is Gobblick! Are you moving onward? Be VERY careful!"
  • "Oh? You guys are... Right! I met you in a Great Lighthouse basement. It's been a while!"
  • "I've heard about what you've been up to, you know. Like how you were able to restore light to those Great Lighthouses."
  • "What am I doing here, you ask? It's simple. You see... After you guys restored the light to the Great Lighthouse in the Lushgreen Sea... Something unbelievable happened there..."
  • "I felt a danger I've never felt before. No way I'm researching that monster."
  • "You'll fight it?! Listen. I won't think badly of you if you don't want to face that Gobblick!"
  • "So you're determined to do it... Well, take care of yourselves."
  • "If you somehow get back safely...you'll share some monster details, right? I would of course have to reward you for such valuable monster research."
  • "WHAT?! You beat the Glohm Gobblick?!"
  • "Tell me! What was it like? I want details!"
  • "Absolutely incredible... Thank you so much! I can't wait to continue my monster research!"
  • "Here's your reward!"
  • "Oof! Mario... Luigi... Something bad's going on."
  • "We dealt with Gobblick before, but now it's Sharpcask..."
  • "Looks like they're carrying out some kind of dangerous plan at the Great Lighthouse."
  • "I knew the two of you would go check it out. Just try to be careful!"
  • "Never doubted you for a moment! You beat the Glohm Sharpcask!"
  • "But...I'm surprised they were making Glohm equipment at the Great Lighthouse..."
  • "Ugh... Mario... Luigi... Hate to tell you this, but now Pipegunk has been Glohmed..."
  • "Pipegunk... Prolonged Glohm exposure... If anything goes even slightly wrong...it could be more frightening than... I mean, it could be the strongest..."
  • "This is different than anything you've fought before! It's too dangerous!"
  • "I see... Well, I won't try to stop you. I believe in you...from right here!"
  • "Oh! Welcome back!"
  • "Actually, to be honest, I've been regretting our last conversation. I should have stopped you both from going off to..."
  • "Wait. Glohm Pipegunk... Did you beat him?!"
  • "AMAZING! You two are unbelievable! Apparently YOU'RE the toughest monsters! I'm overcome with awe..."
  • "I have a relative who's involved in the Monster Mania crave."

Dr. Vulko

  • "This is ridiculous. We must make them bloom somehow!"
  • "Eh? What's all this racket? YOU...are nothing but a boor! I am a refined and gentlemanly physician. Refined and gentlemanly physicians do not converse with boors!"
  • "Oh. Well, what can I do for you?"
  • "My, that does sound unfortunate. I must go and take a look right away. Although, if the flowers don't bloom..."
  • "Hellooo!"
  • "So this is Shipshape Island. How quaint."
  • "There you are. And here I am, just as promised."
  • "Let's waste no time. Show me this patient suffering from Glohm."
  • "I see. I seeee. Hmph!"
  • "Far from it."
  • "I have some medicine that's meant to be administered...ORALLY! Chew six times and swallow it all!"
  • "A special fruit only found on Wayaway Island and known as an Ampberry. Someone gave me a couple as a souvenir a while ago. When a heart freezes over, this fruit can thaw it again from the inside out."
  • "Right you are. I wasn't certain that would do the trick, but fortunately..."
  • "N-nothing. Pay it no mind."
  • "I bet we'll see more patients. Good thing there's medicine enough for everyone!"
  • "Leave that to me and my meds. There might be lots of patients...but I'll fix them up, one at a time."
  • "That will be a problem, as I'm running low on Ampberries. The sheer number of patients is draining my supplies. Perhaps you could look for Ampberries? I'm nearly out. Ampberries are a kind of fruit that only grows on Wayaway Island."
  • "Where is Wayaway Island?"
  • "I'm sorry, but I haven't the foggiest. It was an island even before the breakup, so it was hard to reach. Though I expect you two are experts at finding islands now."
  • "This is even more remarkable than I imagined!"
  • "Hmm... I think this might come in handy. Here you go."
  • "If you want more Ampberries, simply come speak with me. As long as it's just a few, I'm happy to share with you."
  • "Have you thought about consulting Adaphne?"
  • "Adaphne is a genius among geniuses! When she was born, instead of crying, she detailed a new theory of locomotion. Getting to that fortress should be child's play for someone of her intellect."
  • "The more options we have to solve this, the better. I hear Adaphne is living her best life in a ritzy spot somewhere."
  • "Ohohoh! Look how happy everyone is with my research!"

Dyode

  • "Not! Cool!"
  • "But I haven't given the people what they want—my DANCE!"
  • "If only I had my hair wax, I could get funky."
  • "Enough with that noise, Emmit! My moves can still wow a crowd."
  • "That's right...fellows. Time for me to...spark?"
  • "Give me a beat. So I can groove!"
  • "Oh, YES! Every single one of my steps busted out from this little stage!"
  • ""Universe's ultimate"? Not yet, kid. Not quite."
  • "Until I got the ultimate steps mapped out, the journey ain't over. Not by a long shot."
  • "Everyone wants to schmooze with yours truly, 'cause I own some big, fancy club. Snackin' on fancy pizza by the pool... Floatin' by like a hip rubber ducky... Nah... That life'll get real old real quick."
  • "I wanna get back to where it all started... I wanna have a do-over. And I know you still got work to do...to make those steps come ALIVE..."
  • "Nooo! The wax...I'm outta wax!"
  • "Heyyy, it's the mustachi-bros!"
  • "It's been a minute. Keepin' those 'staches nice and glossy, I see! I'm glad you two are doing OK, what with all the chaos going on."
  • "I'm Groovemaster Dyode, remember? I shine brightest in times of trouble! A measly ocean's not gonna get between me and entertaining people!"

Ecks

  • "That's right...gobble down all those delicious Spite Bulbs. Good, no?"
  • "Just keep building that stale charge."
  • "Hm? Who's there?"
  • "You must be the resistance that Ten mentioned."
  • "So what's the situation?"
  • "Excellent! It's all going according to plan. I'll have a good report for Master Zokket."
  • "Ka ha ha! And sooner or later we'll get to everyone on that Shipshape Island eyesore!"
  • "Well, on that note, I'll bid you adieu. I'm a busy evil genius, you know! You can handle these two. No slacking off now!"
  • "What-what?!"

Emmit

  • "Groovemaster Dyode...maybe you should hit the showers."
  • "Come on, Groovemaster Dyode. Let's go."
  • "Yikes. We need that hair wax pronto."
  • "Whoa. Hey! Don't go anywhere!"
  • "Is this the hair wax we needed?! Thank you so much!"
  • "Groovemaster! You're back!"
  • "Well, mostly back."
  • "Urgh..."
  • "Ah. Mario. Luigi. Hi."
  • "Um... I'm so sorry. My dancing is...not so great right now. What is wrong with me? Even my snazzy new boots aren't helping. This must be what they call a "dancer's slump.""
  • "You want to take a look at my boots? Please do!"
  • "Here you go. They cost 10 times the price of my old Groove Boots. At 10 times the price, you'd think they'd make me 10 times better at dancing."
  • "What, exactly, is WRONG with me? I've got my fancy-dancy boots but no fancy-dancy moves!"
  • "Those are Groove Boots! Just like the ones I used to wear..."
  • "But they're just regular old boots."
  • "You think I should quit whining, lace them up, and just...dance?"
  • "OK..."
  • "Oh, my tingly TOES! I can DANCE! The fit is absolutely right! The fun is off the charts! The excitement! The exuberance! I haven't felt so alive in so long!"
  • "Yes... It's...just like the Groovemaster said."
  • "So this is where it all started..."
  • "Hard to imagine the universe's ultimate Groovemaster coming from a place like this..."
  • "Y-yessir!"
  • "Dyode... What a guy... Awesomeness to spare... I hope I can be as good as him someday. Even if he is a little on the weird side." (thought)
  • "I'll never forget what put me on this path. It was learning from the Groovemaster. And these boots... They're the perfect fit. Thanks for looking out for me, you guys. I'll treasure these boots...and I'll never give up!"
  • "These overpriced boots are no use to me now! Please use them if you want."
  • "Here I goooooo!"
  • "We paddled a raft for three days and nights. We almost got lost, but we barely made it."

Gorumbla

  • "Break it! Breaking is good! Breaking everything is best!"
  • "So get started!"
  • "Break it all apart!"
  • "Nobody pays attention to me... I hate this!"
  • "OK, FINE! More breaking! I'll break ALL OF IT!"
  • "I hate this... I don't want this... But no one will shut up about... you guys!"
  • "Gorumbla doesn't like you!"
  • "Huh? You're weird. And tasty looking."
  • "Ahhh... I don't like this! I don't like any of it! They made me an outcast! They won't talk to me! I'm gonna use these fists to break it all! Then EVERYONE will pay attention to me!"
  • "I'm gonna destroooy!"
  • "Owwwwww..."
  • "You guys... Listen to me..."
  • "Auntie..."
  • "It's too late for scolding! You stopped paying attention to me, Auntie! Everyone did! No one looked at me! So... So I..."

Great Conductor

  • "Let me reintroduce myself. I am the Great Conductor."
  • "Greetings, Snoutlet. You have done well."
  • "I sent Snoutlet to a Wattanist to assist in growing a new Uni-Tree."
  • "Despite how I might look, I'm actually rather delicate."
  • "I am grateful for all you have done."
  • "You have my gratitude for linking the scattered and drifting islands."
  • "But the links you established are now in jeopardy again..."
  • "It was he who sundered Concordia."
  • "He is storing up more power to sever the connections you forged."
  • "Zokket will not stand idly by as you seek to compete your good work."
  • "Before you confront Zokket, there is something you must know."
  • "Beneath Zokket's mask is the true identity-that of a former Wattanist."
  • "Cozette was a fine Wattanist and watched over the Uni-Tree well."
  • "For one so devoted to abandon her duty and sunder the lands..."
  • "I cannot imagine what caused it."
  • "She must be under another's control."
  • "Resist her until she comes to herself!"
  • "Zokket is very powerful."
  • "He will be a challenging opponent, even for you."
  • "Courage alone will not see you to victory."
  • "You will need Bonds strong enough to withstand power that would break them."
  • "Is your Bond that powerful, I wonder..."
  • "Allow me to test that question for myself."
  • "Ho ho, worry not. His is a mere trial. But know this... I shall not hold back."
  • "Let us see how you two fare without help- I shall ban Battle Plugs for this combat."
  • "First, we shall test to see how well you brothers know each other."
  • "Your brother is to be found amid the falsity."
  • "Only one is the real deal. Any other is but fakery."
  • "Now I'll make these guys move. Watch their movements, and find the real brother."
  • "Break the cap with your real brother. Do not break the caps of the fakes."
  • "Mistakes will be punished most harshly."
  • "Hmmm... So you couldn't break the cap..."
  • "Well, I'll be attacking you. Aim a counterattack at the cap the real one is in."
  • "Very well-find the real one."
  • "Excellent. You two see each other clearly."
  • "Next, demonstrate some EXCELLENT results on your Bros. Attacks."
  • "I am certain I said EXCELLENT... I shall pretend I did not see that."
  • "Now, watch carefully while I mix these up."
  • "Hmm. You were not able to spot the real one. Disappointing."
  • "If that is your limit, I am forced to punish you now."
  • "Unfortunate that you could not spot the real one this time."
  • "Still, I believe in the power of you two. You have genuine brotential."
  • "Now, how about you show me."
  • "You have a variety of Bros. Attacks, yes?"
  • "Show them to me, and make all that you show EXCELLENT."
  • "If you keep failing, that tells me you have reached the limits of your brotherly might."
  • "You will be annihilated by my biggest attack."
  • "A Bond strong enough to survive me-that is what I must see."
  • "The way you kept that egg volley going was cool."
  • "That was a good Bros. Attack."
  • "You kept track of where each bro was and in what order they appeared."
  • "Yes, this is what I expected from the famous Mario Bros."
  • "Very, very impressive..."
  • "The power of your Bonds is formidable indeed."
  • "Snoutlet. I leave these two, and all of Concordia, in your hands."
  • "Hmm?"
  • "Whew. Playing "wise" takes a lot out of a guy. I'm through with it!"
  • "I'm thinking I'll head back now. My stomach's been pretty rumbly."
  • "What? Don't look so shocked."
  • "Aw, I was just funning you. No need to get upset."
  • "All kidding aside, I can tell you one thing for sure."
  • "These two 's power of Bonds can thwart Zokket's scheme!"
  • "First, take Shipshape Island and link up with this one."
  • "Then give Fortress Zokket a big ol' WHAM to knock 'er down!"
  • "Best of luck, pals!"
  • "Hold up! What's the hurry?"
  • "You're fond of Power Taps and plugs, eh? I stopped you from using them for a bit, huh?"
  • "Come over here for a sec."
  • "Dependin' on how they're used, plugs can be a positive or a negative."
  • "No matter how amazin' a thing is, the intentions of the user are important."
  • "Don't you forget it! Here..."
  • "Take this here plug as an example... It's got power tied to the waves."
  • "That means, Luigi, pal... you oughta get a nice ol' boost from it."
  • "Good luck out there."
  • "The simple fact is, I wanted to do a better job of assisting you."
  • "But I gotta say, it took all the power I had just to bring you here."
  • "I've been eatin' pancakes and stuff on the island to build my power back up."
  • "I owe ya one for comin' all the way out here to see me."

Ireen

  • "Hold it right there. This is our turf."
  • "And our turf has no room for sketchy dudes like you."
  • "Sorry... Now, get ready!"
  • "You're skipping ahead. First we do the pose!"
  • "Not yet! Whoa. We're a mess today. Starting over..."
  • "Ireen here!"
  • "I know I can be more... And so can IDLE... We can help lots of people. I just know we can..."
  • "Wow... She's so amazing. And refined. And amazing."

Issa Rock

  • "Mmph?! It's you guys."
  • "Ummm, the number of rare reefs you've found for me so far is...(number)."
  • "Find (number) more, and I'll give you a reward!"
  • "Mmph... I'm looking forward to it."

Kamek

  • "True allies are with you for life."
  • "Erm, Zokket isn't a real person. Reclusa is the true culprit."
  • "Again, our grievance lies with Reclusa."
  • "Reclusa..."

Knocken Slyde

  • "Somebody there? Helllp!"
  • "I'm over here! Trapped!"
  • "Don't you have something that can hit really hard? Like a hammer? Hit the ice, and you can move it! Do it! Saaaaaave meeeeee!"
  • "Whew! I'm saved! I thought I was stuck forever."
  • "This ice closing in on me... I put it all here myself! Yep. That's all ME."
  • "My name's Knocken Slyde... Cold winds guided me here."
  • "I was building an attraction out of this ice. I got so caught up, I sort of...blocked myself in, hahaha!"
  • "Maybe you want to give the other attractions a go?"
  • "If you're interested, don't hesitate to come talk to me."
  • "Do you want to try out my ice attraction?"
  • "Alright, I like the sound of that! I'll go get things ready!"
  • "Hit the ice with the hammer to move it. Break all the crates to clear it!"
  • "There are gifts in the crates. Feel free to just take them."
  • "Ha! Is it too hard? You still haven't broken all the crates."
  • "Excellent! You cleared it perfectly! You guys are really good at this!"
  • "And because you're so good, I've got another, more difficult challenge for you."
  • "If you feel like you want to give it a try, just let me know."
  • "Congratulations! I didn't think anyone would beat that one!"
  • "I hate to say it, but...I'm fresh out of attractions for you to try."
  • "You'll have to settle for my eternal admiration for your wisdom and courage. Maybe we'll meet again sometime, if the cold winds guide us together."

Leyden

  • "W-wait! No, no, no, no! I didn't do anything!"
  • "I'm innocent!"
  • "Gaaah! I didn't do anything! I'm telling the truth! Why is everyone on the island against me?!"
  • "And who are you?"
  • "Oh? You're putting our broken continent back together?"
  • "Hold on... Outsiders... Yes..."
  • "I suppose this is rather sudden, my good red and green gentlemen. But could you apprehend the perpetrator of this egg theft? The Bulbfish eggs, the treasure of this island, are very precious indeed. They're carefully guarded in the fish pen, yet someone managed to steal them..."
  • "For starters, the lighthouse is only accessible from the second floor of this house, so... Catch the egg thief, or you're not getting in!"
  • "It's simple. If you catch the thief, you get a free pass to the second floor."
  • "Oh, yes! We have an empty house that you may use if you feel the need to do so."
  • "The important thing is I'll be a happy chief if you can manage to solve this crime swiftly! We're counting on you!"
  • "My assistant has found the perpetrators of the Bulbfish Egg Theft Incident!"
  • "My assistant just flew up the stairs with such a sour look on his face... What happened underground? It must have been a big deal..."
  • "Please, don't do this terrible thing. Just give me a moment, won't you?"
  • "I'm...sorry."
  • "I understand all of that. And it's all my fault."
  • "This business with the eggs... You stole them to spite me, didn't you?"
  • "I suspected... No... I knew it was true. But I couldn't come out and say it... Couldn't face it."
  • "I know all my faultfinding and criticism drove you to this... I really am...a terrible...father..."
  • "My son... I've been awful to you... But you still want to call me...Dad?"
  • "My son!"
  • "Sonnn!"
  • "You ate my snacks!"
  • "What did you say to me?!"
  • "I guess maybe I've served as chief too long. Maybe we need some fresh, young leadership."
  • "Don't stress about past mistakes, my boy! The important thing is to stay positive!"
  • "Anyhow, you want to connect the island, right? I present to you...the Bulbfish Island lighthouse."
  • "I'd be bored if I up and retired. Instead, we'll do this thing together, father and son!"
  • "Oh! Our honored guests! Looking as dashing and 'stache-ing as ever! As it happens...your timing is excellent for helping a careworn old man... Me, that is."
  • "You see, I've been formulating some bold plans of late. The name of my primary endeavor is... Project Prominent Product! And the subtitle is... Pop's Power Perfected!"
  • "Ha! Pretty snappy title, if I may say so myself."
  • "Traditionally, this island's most noteworthy product was, naturally, the Bulbfish. However, we need to allow the winds of change to blow in to really put the island on the map. Therefore! I thought perhaps we ought to pioneer a new product here on the island."
  • "Ahem... You can poach it! You can fry it! You can eat it raw, tip to tail! Shimmering scales gleaming like the sun! Shiny enough to see in the dark! See...if we had fish like that, we'd get boatloads of tourists here, no? And that would naturally lead to me winning back my boy's respect, hmmm?"
  • "It's not easy, you know!"
  • "The first rule of Project Prominent Product is proper probing of piscine possibilities! That's, uh...fish research, to the layman. If we're to develop a new breed here, we need to study some other fish species. We need fish seldom seen here. I'm thinking...Offin and Egoby. If we had those two species, I could declare the project officially open!"
  • "So, gentlemen... You'll help me? Won't you?"
  • "An Offin and an Egoby! One of each will suffice!"
  • "I'm dead set on finding a Bulbfish successor to serve as our island's proudest product! Let's double tourism! Let's attract trade! Let's restore a son's respect for his father!"
  • "Oooh! An Offin and an Egoby! With these, our research can go full steam ahead!"
  • "Heheheh... I'll achieve my goal, no matter how long it takes! Everything for the island and the smiling faces of its residents!"
  • "Project Prominent Product! "Leyden's awesome!" "Leyden's the best!" "Cheers to Leyden!" "Hooray for Leyden!" Subtitle: Pop's Power Perfected! Pop Is So Cool! Pop Is Awesome! Pop Is My Hero! Project Father-and-Son Team Breathe New Life into the Island! Yes, Indeed! Ultra-Super Leyden Is the Best and Will Show You ALL What Success Looks Like! Wooo!"
  • "Hey! Leyden is serious! I mean me. I. I am serious."
  • "I'd best get to work on researching our fishy friends forthwith."

Leyden's assistant

  • "Please don't fret, sir. I, for one, am on your side. As your loyal, trusty assistant, I shall clear up this matter!"
  • "Sir, we're in the midst of the Bulbfish-egg incident right now. Are you sure we have time for these outsiders?"
  • "You want to get to the lighthouse, don't you? Then I'm afraid that "nope" isn't an option."
  • "If you need some clues about the incident, I suggest you speak to the island residents."
  • "Well, it's pretty simple if you think about it. These two are outsiders. I mean, did this sort of thing happen before they came to our island?"
  • "Quiet, thief! You can't talk your way out of this! We have a Bulbillion eyewitness-y...types!"
  • "Looks like you'll be spending the rest of your little vacation in one of our underground cells!"
  • "This way!"
  • "Ouch!"
  • "Don't come any closer, or I'll dump the eggs into the sea!"
  • "Chief...Leyden..."
  • "I... I... I hated you! I hated you so much! I...wanted...to push you out of office!"
  • "D-Dad..."
  • "Dad!"
  • "Daaad!"
  • "Here's some payback!"
  • "Get your own snacks!"
  • "Ah, that's a weight off! I feel much better! Well, you'd better haul me to my cell now."
  • "But I... I..."
  • "Oh... Thank you, everyone!"
  • "I want to be of service to everyone to try and make up for what I did."
  • "The strange people in the underground area? I'm sorry. I was hiding, so I didn't hear much."
  • "Yummm... I wanna taste Bulbfish meals..."
  • "Oh. Mario. Luigi."
  • "You know, since the Connectar has started flowing again, our Bulbfish are very healthy. The Bulbfish dishes at the Anglerfish Restuarant are super tasty and selling well. I have to admit, I might have been overdoing it with all the meals I was eating there... But... Do you remember the security guard's younger brother?"
  • "Well, he got himself a security job at the Anglerfish Restaurant. But... Well... He takes it too seriously. No one can get into the restaurant now! We're all dreaming about our favorite Bulbfish dishes, and we can't get them!"
  • "Mario... Luigi... I beg you. Please figure out how to get past that security guard."
  • "Uh... The restaurant's famous dish... Well, I really like their Bulbfish Teriyaki. If I could never eat it again, I'd be sad."

Luigi

  • "Mario?"
  • "Oh yeah!"
  • "Let's-a go!"
  • "Mamma mia."
  • "MARIO!!!! (crying)"
  • "HEEEEELP!" (when flying to Rumbla Island)
  • "Ohhh."
  • "Yahoo!"
  • "OK!"
  • "Oh, yes!" (at the end of the Luigi Logic animation)
  • "Leave it to me!"

Mario

  • "Go time!"
  • "It's okay."
  • "Okay, okay."
  • "Whew! Thank you!"
  • "Luigi?"
  • "LUIGI!"
  • "Oh boy."
  • "Mamma mia."
  • "Goodbye!"
  • "I got it!"
  • "Lucky!"
  • "Let's-a go!"
  • "Oh, mamma mia!"

Maykit

  • "The desire for a home beyond one's grasp. Do I feel the vibes here? Do you have to ask? We want it back; we want it how it was before. But the sense of it all is gone now. No more. I felt your mind then just like it was my own... but the connection's cut. Two minds. No home."
  • "Were you vibing with my verse? I feel that..."
  • "Where'd you learn my mother's name? This pig's wild. Better than tame."

Monster Maniacs

  • "Ohoho! You look like you're our first challenger!" (0 Monster Mania quests completed)
  • "Interesting... You've already taken down one." (1 Monster Mania quest completed)
  • "Impressive... You've already taken down two of them." (2 Monster Mania quests completed)
  • "Whaaat?! You've already taken down three of them!" (3 Monster Mania quests completed)
  • "Incredible! You've already taken down four of them!" (4 Monster Mania quests completed)
  • "I'm worried they'll/it'll get out of control if they/it break/breaks free. Mind taking them/it down before they/it escape/escapes and go/goes on a rampage? I'll have a special reward for you if you can do it!"
  • "I'll warn you...that's a pretty big IF."
  • "Just shout when you're ready for this, mind and body!"
  • "Ready for the challenge? I'll open the way!"
  • "If you feel out of your depth, you can always flee battle!"
  • "Incredible! Honestly, I didn't think you'd be able to defeat them/it!"
  • "Here's the reward I promised. Please, take it."
  • "Well, time for me to be off. I must find a stronger monster!"

Maniac No. 1

  • "Monsters... Such creatures offer endless possibilities... Battle bravely! Learn bravely! Welcome...to the fabulous world of fantastic BATTLES!"
  • "I'm Maniac No. 1 in the Monster Maniac Club!"
  • "Our club absolutely loves monsters...and collects fascinating specimens! Our club spends its days researching monsters and their habitats. Even within one monster species, there can be a huge amount of variation! Stronger variations! Weaker variations! Pretty fur! Cute voices! Anything!"
  • "We found a real humdinger recently. A doubly dangerous variation! Marvelously mutated Krodes!"
  • "These monsters boast truly top-class toughness! Further fortified with a disbursement of Defense Beans! I may, in fact, have disbursed a few too many..."
  • "Sooo, think you can floor my extra-tough Krodes? Hmm? Well?!"
  • "That's the spirit! By all means, give it a try!"
  • "Monster of monsters... Come hither! Krodes!"
  • "Goodbye...and thank you... Ah, my dear little Krodes..."

Maniac No. 2

  • "Monsters... Such creatures offer endless possibilities... Focus clearly! Think of victory! Welcome...to the world of extreme battles."
  • "I'm Maniac No. 2 in the Monster Maniac Club!"
  • "We maniacs love monsters...and our monsters love us. Our club spends its days researching monsters and their habitats. Even within one monster species, there can be a huge amount of variation. Imagine monsters with huge defense...or nearly none. Or pretty eyes! Amazing faces!"
  • "We found a powerful one recently. A doubly dangerous variation! Marvelously mutated Hydro Seedles!"
  • "These monsters boast top-class damage recovery! The very best! They've just snacked on Syrup Jars like good little beasts too. I may, in fact, have given them too much. They might not even feel the hurt of battle now!"
  • "So! Think you can floor my nearly invincible Hydro Seedles, hmm? Well, can you?!"
  • "Good answer. Then I'll leave it to you."
  • "Monster of monsters... Come out! Hydro Seedles!"
  • "Goodbye...and thank you... Ah, my dear little Hydro Seedles..."

Maniac No. 3

  • "Monsters... Such creatures offer endless possibilities... The time is here! The time is NOW! Welcome...to the world of extreme battles."
  • "I'm Maniac No. 3 in the Monster Maniac Club!"
  • "We maniacs love monsters...and our monsters love us. Our club spends its days researching monsters and their habitats. Even within one monster species, there can be a huge amount of variation. Imagine monsters that are beyond fast. Or sooo slow. Or ultra bold in nature!"
  • "We found a powerful one recently. A doubly dangerous variation! A marvelously mutated Curlup!"
  • "This monster boasts top-class hardiness! It's the best! It's just snacked on Heart Beans like a good little beast too. I may, in fact, have given it too much. It's incredibly hardy!"
  • "So! Think you can floor my super-brawny Curlup, hmm? Well, can you?!"
  • "Good answer. Then I'll leave it to you."
  • "Monster of monsters... Come out! Curlup!"
  • "Goodbye...and thank you... Ah, my dear little Curlup..."

Maniac No. 4

  • "Monsters... Such creatures offer endless possibilities... The secret of creation is battle! Welcome...to the world of extreme battles."
  • "I'm Maniac No. 4 in the Monster Maniac Club!"
  • "We maniacs love monsters...and our monsters love us. Our club spends its days researching monsters and their habitats. Even within one monster species, there can be a huge amount of variation. Imagine monsters that are tough cookies. Or soft ones! Gluttons! Or sluggards!"
  • "We found a powerful one recently. A doubly dangerous variation! Marvelously mutated Bob-ombs!"
  • "These monsters boast the very best all-around skills! They've just snacked on their favorite beans like good little beasts too. I may, in fact, have given them too many. They have virtually no weak points!"
  • "So! Think you can floor my unbelievably strong Bob-ombs, hmmm? Well, can you?!"
  • "Good answer. Then I'll leave it to you."
  • "Monster of monsters... Come out! Bob-ombs!"
  • "Goodbye...and thank you... Ah, my dear little Bob-ombs..."

Maniac No. 5

  • "Monsters... Such creatures offer endless possibilities... One and one isn't two! It's 20! No, it's 100! Welcome...to the world of extreme battles."
  • "I'm Maniac No. 5 in the Monster Maniac Club!"
  • "We maniacs love monsters...and our monsters love us. Our club spends its days researching monsters and their habitats. Even within one monster species, there can be a huge amount of variation. Imagine monsters that have good luck! Or bad! That thrive in the harshest climates!"
  • "We found a powerful one recently. A doubly dangerous variation! Marvelously mutated Helmet Zok Troopers!"
  • "These monsters boast top-class vitality! They're the best! They've just snacked on their favorite 1-Up Mushrooms like good little things. I may, in fact, have given them too much. Now they won't stop multiplying!"
  • "So! Think you can floor my infinite supply of Helmet Zok Troopers, hmmm? Well, can you?!"
  • "Good answer. Then I'll leave it to you."
  • "Monster of monsters... Come out! Helmet Zok Troopers!"
  • "Goodbye...and thank you... Ah, my dear little Helmet Zok Troopers..."

Reclusa

  • "FWA-HA-HA-HAAA!"
  • "You may call me Reclusa!"
  • "The one and lonely ruler of Concordia!"
  • "Well done, Zokket! Or was it Cozette?"
  • "You certainly got your brain washed to an entertaining degree!"
  • "♪And now that I'm free, let's just dispose of yooouuu!♪"
  • "Let's start building, shall we?!"
  • "My world of perfect solitude!"
  • "Connecting the islands? Connecting the PEOPLE?"
  • "No, no, no! I shun communication—detest togetherness!"
  • "We'll create a world without friends, where only the lonely will play!"
  • "Let's get this party finished!"
  • "The one and lonely himself!"
  • "Now entering Reclusa World!"
  • "I've a delightful idea..."
  • "Let's take some alone time!"
  • "Aaand there you go! Now eeeverybody is all alone! Isn't it simply fantastic?"
  • "Oh, this is just delightful! Isn't being bound to others such a pain?"
  • "It's better living in your own little world and enjoying what you like all alone!"
  • "It's the best and only way to enjoy life!"
  • "Now everyone is having fun in the little dreams I've prepared for them."
  • "And with everyone off in their own little worlds, MY world will be nice and quiet!"
  • "Solitude is sublime!"
  • "This is how I've broken so many connections...in so many worlds!"
  • "Hah! They caaan't! Gahahahahaha!"
  • "All that awaits them is a slow demise! I'm so thrilled for this world to end!"
  • "Everyone will be cluelessly alone!"
  • "The world will be over before anyone knows what happened!"
  • "Oooh, I just had an idea!"
  • "The Mushroom Kingdom sounds like a fun world!"
  • "Perhaps I'll pay it a visit!"
  • "Right. Also..."
  • "Don't bother trying to invade my personal space."
  • "There's an impenetrable barrier between me and you."
  • "♪Consider it an emphatic "Do Not Disturb" sign!♪"
  • "It is I, Reclusa, the solo act!"
  • "Weren't you supposed to be trying in vain to reach me?"
  • "Given up already, have you? I would too in your shoes!"
  • "I came to bounce candidates for my castle name off you."
  • "The Darkwood? The Emnitree? Hmm, not quite there yet."
  • "Not that you're invited once I figure it out. Boo-hoo-hoo!"
  • "Ah, I've got it! The perfect name for a castle for one!"
  • "The Soli-Tree!"
  • "There we go!"
  • "Best of luck, you droopy group!"
  • "The power of Bonds? Feels like that rings a bell..."
  • "Ohhh, of course. Yes, yes, I'm veeery scared."
  • "I'm strong enough alone to win anyway!"
  • "Besides, who's left to recruit? Everyone's lost in their own worlds these days!"
  • "Whoopsie! My fault again!"
  • "FWA-HA-HAAA! What do you think? Isn't this fun?"
  • "Welcome to a world you'll NEVER want to leave!"
  • "An immeresive experience where's there's nothing at all but fun..."
  • "Who could ask for anything more?"
  • "Isn't fun better than meddling? I think I'll keep this party going!"
  • "Everyone's friendly! The whole wooorld's a happy place! Doesn't it feel niiice?"
  • "Now, now... You ought to just enjoy this world. You know you want to!"
  • "What's the matter? Not having fun?"
  • "This world... Not enough? Or too much?"
  • "Oh. I've got it!"
  • "I'm so dreadfully sorry. I'll have to show you a better world."
  • "Here. Come this way. Keeheeheehee!"
  • "Seriously? Oh, you are NO FUN."
  • "Can't you just be good sports and immerse yourselves in this wonderfully quirky world?"
  • "AAAiiiiiieeeeeeeee!"
  • "Fiiiiiiiiine! I GET it!"
  • "You want out? Then AWAY WITH YOU!"
  • "I shall personally erase your existence."
  • "BECAUSE YOU MADE ME SO MAD! Get ready!"
  • "Ugh... Guess it's no good... These guys are too boring..."
  • "Grrr... You guys..."
  • "are SO ANNOYING!"
  • "Even though playing alone is so much better..."
  • "You flock together. You chatter loudly and messily over the top of each other."
  • "It's all, "I want to help others," and, "I want to stay connected.""
  • "It's so, so, so, SO annoying!"
  • "ANNOYING!"
  • "I'm taking this world all for myself. Anything that isn't me...is my toy!"
  • "I will play with this world until it's GONE! Even if it takes an eternity! Just me! ALONE!"
  • "I thought you'd all make such good toys, but..."
  • "You're no fun at all!"
  • "If you get in my way, I will BREAK you! I will POUND you into FINE POWDER!"
  • "Your adventure ends here, fools!"
  • "Look alive, minions!"
  • "Beat red, green, and pig into a pulp!"
  • "And while that's happening, I'm going to take some much-needed alone time."
  • "You two are about to find out what happens when your last life runs out!"
  • "Game over, boys! ♪Thanks for playing!♪"
  • "♪Don't count me out yet!♪"
  • "How long can you last?"
  • "♪Soon, my fun little toy will be ready for me to combine with!♪"
  • "There'll be nobody bigger and badder than me in all the land! FWA-HA-HAAA!"
  • "FWA-HA-HAAA! I'm all set! Feast your eyes on the singular..."
  • "Weeping Reclusa!"
  • "Take this!"
  • "Really?!"
  • "You should have given up ages ago! I'll squish out that pesky persistence!"
  • "You don't stand a chance against Weeping Reclusa!"
  • "Stubborn twits! Ah, I have an idea..."
  • "You anger me!"
  • "So irritating!"
  • "CURSE YOU!!"
  • "I'll beat you..."
  • "to a PULP!"
  • "Looks like..."
  • "this is..."
  • "YOUR DOOM!"
  • "HOW LONG..."
  • "CAN YOU..."
  • "SURVIVE?!"
  • "Eat this!"
  • "And another!"
  • "And still more!"
  • "Nyahahaha!"
  • "Burn!"
  • "Disappear!"
  • "Give up!"
  • "Grrr... Blasted Bonds..."
  • "Are Bonds really...so strong?"
  • "It hurts to say this... But it looks like I've lost..."
  • "I guess...the ideal world I wanted to create was wrong."
  • "My plans have hurt so many... For that...I'm very...sorry..."
  • "is NOT SOMETHING I'D EVER SAY!"
  • "THIS IS THE END FOR YOU!"
  • "Ugh! PEOPLE."
  • "UGHYAAAAAAH!"
  • "Rrrrrr... GRRR..."
  • "Bonnnds... Bonnnds... Bonds, Bonds, Bonds..."
  • "This makes me sick..."
  • "If you aren't...connected to someone... If you aren't...tied to something..."
  • "You can't do ANYTHING?!"
  • "It makes NO SENSE!"
  • "Worrying about someone else is just a HUGE PAIN!"
  • "SILENCE!"
  • "Curse it... Curse it all... This is NOT how..."
  • "It wasn't...supposed to...go this way..."
  • "I...still..."
  • "But... But... I... I still..."

Ryder O'Reilly

  • "Well now! Look at you folks."
  • "That was a spirited landing! Very exciting indeed!"
  • "My name's Ryder O'Reilly. I've been interested in music for many years!"
  • "You darling fellas there... Would you like to try your hand at a little challenge?"
  • "If you push this switch, musical notes will appear. I'll give you my treasure if you collect all of the notes."
  • "Congratulations! Now, come this way. I'll give you my treasure!"
  • "You fellas did well. I've got another challenge. Want to take it on?"
  • "Oops... Looks like that one's a bit beyond you for now."
  • "How about you return once you can move around faster?"
  • "Looks like you've learned a way to move faster. How about it? Want to try the next challenge?"
  • "So, you're not taking the challenge... Come back if you change your mind."
  • "Excellent! Hold on a moment. I'll make some preparations."
  • "I'm ready! Now, think you can clear this one?"
  • "Excellent! Just as I expected. Right this way..."
  • "The sound of those notes was lovely. I want to hear more of that!"
  • "So...you'll take the last challenge, right? I really hope you will!"
  • "Tremendous! I'll prepare things right away. Don't move!"
  • "Wh-whew! That was a lot! But it's all ready. Finish this one, if you can!"
  • "Fantastic! Oh, you've trounced me! Come right this way!"
  • "I knew you fellas were exceptional when I met you. You've got a certain glow!"
  • "Looks like I have a ways to go. Plus, I'm all out of ideas."
  • "What's that? You found it really exciting?"
  • "I'm delighted to hear that. The sound of those notes... It was all so lovely. Thank you!"
  • "By the way, have you seen this P Switch on other islands? Truth is, I'm the one who put those up!"

Secret snatcher

  • "I am this island's secret snatcher... And I detect some juicy info on you! If there's anything you'd like to ask, then fork over some of the stuff I like."
  • "Yes! I'm sensing a very high-value item there... Hand it over! Quickly!"
  • "Hmm, hmm... Hohoho... This is... Very good!"
  • "What? How could that islander be involved?"
  • "Luigi's nodded off? Well, whatever!"
  • "Huh?! The assistant's diary?! Haha! Interesting stuff indeed..."
  • "Of course, some of it's old news to me, but it's very nicely outlined here."
  • "Very well! I'll let you in on everything that I know!"
  • "You're talking about the guard's little brother. And I know the locations he frequents. It seems he's got himself a part-time gig over at the Anglerfish Restaurant."
  • "It's the building that looks like an anglerfish. Its Bulbfish dishes are to die for, truly. The brother is the splitting image of the security guard. You'll know him when you see him."
  • "The ones the assistant hauled off? I'm 99 percent sure they're innocent. Circumstantially, it doesn't look too good. Wrong time, wrong place, eh? But if they'd done it, it seems like they'd be fleeing, not going on a date."
  • "OK. So... Just between us... The day of the incident, I saw them... Unfamiliar suspicious characters! One of them had something in his hand... Exactly what is unclear."
  • "The islanders who've suddenly started acting so strangely... The disappearing Bulbfish eggs... I can't help but feel that something terrible is going on in this world right now..."
  • "Sometimes the truth is best kept behind one's mustache. Goodbye!"

Shun

  • "...Gobble down those Spite Bulbs."
  • "Everyone carries some Glohm with them. Dark feelings... Loneliness... Disconnectedness... Reclusa's a monster that turns lonely feelings into energy. And he's been around since long before any of us were born. He hatches from an egg and fills the world with loneliness... When his power is up, he recharges in his egg. If we don't stop him... he'll keep doing that, again, and again."

Snoutlet

  • "I'll take it from here!"
  • "It's cozy under that hat. The color of a grassy meadow tugs at a pig's heart, y'know?"
  • "Oh—but let's be clear. I AIN'T a pig."
  • "These aren't nostrils. They're my eyes! So don't let any thoughts of bacon dance in your heads when you look my way, got it?"
  • "Need a way to get back home? I'll find it for ya!"
  • "But in exchange for that...even though it might seem strange... We got a request for you two."
  • "Will ya help us reconnect our driftin' islands?"
  • "First Luigi comes fallin' outta the sky... Then Mario comes hoppin' over... There's gotta be somethin' to all this. Least, that's what I'm thinkin'."
  • "Luigi, Mario. Whaddaya say? Work with me and Connie!"
  • "Huh? You'll really help us?!"
  • "I mean...uh... Yeah. Thanks for that."
  • "Looks like I'll be showin' you around, then! I got lots to teach ya!"
  • "Let's get started findin' some drifting islands! Come on!"
  • "What the hey?"
  • "IT'S HUGE!"
  • "Wait! We gotta book it, or we'll never catch him!"
  • "Maybe... Yeah. I got just the ticket for this!"
  • "That thing the Great Conductor taught us... Now's the time!"
  • "Hnnnnnn!"
  • "There! A lighthouse-grade giant plug! Get on!"
  • "That did it...right?"
  • "What's this? I feel...weak..."
  • "H-hey! You guys! M...Mario! Luigi!"
  • "Ha... Hang... Hang... in th..."
  • "Aw, put a hock in it!"
  • "These two have beaten everything you’ve thrown at 'em...and you’re gonna be next!"
  • "Mario. Luigi. This is the last battle."
  • "And I just wanna say... It's been all about our world... And had nothing to do with you..."
  • "But! You two, time again... No matter what you were up against... You faced it head-on... and kept on winnin'!"
  • "Honestly... you're amazing. As far as I'm concerned, you two are the greatest heroes. And I'm glad I could go on this adventure with you."
  • "And this guy? I ain't scared. With you two, I know we'll win!"
  • "Now let's go! Show 'em what true Brothership looks like!"
  • "Hey! You didn't forget about your pal Snoutlet, didja?"
  • "Wha... What's happening?!"
  • "Wah! The Soli-Tree's gonna collapse!"
  • "We gotta go! Hurry!"

Spiralia

  • "GYEEEK! BUGS!"
  • "No... No, no, no..."
  • "Don't you dare..."
  • "Don't you come near me!"
  • "Oh, thank heavens they're gone."
  • "I had such a fright that I had to scramble for high ground."
  • "And now I'm faced with giant red and green bugs?!"
  • "Ohhh, perish the thought!"
  • "Don't you ever, ever, EVER..."
  • "INVADE MY SPACE!
  • "Euch! Unsightly bugs!"
  • "Oh...on closer inspection, you're not bugs. You are fine-looking mustached gentlemen. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
  • "Ahem. I have a name, and it is Spiralia."
  • "Pardon—is that a bug? A TALKING BUG?!"
  • "Ah, pardon me—are you mustached gentlemen interested in my hair wax? My product also works on facial hair, I assure you. But only if you want a particularly firm and well-groomed mustache."
  • "I'd be happy to supply you with hair wax, if only I could reach my shop. Alas, I'm not certain how to get down from this perch I've found myself on."
  • "Oh? You're volunteering to carry me?"
  • "Hmm... I admit I don't see any way down on my own power. So yes, I will allow you to assist me."
  • "On one condition...don't bring me near any bugs if you can help it."
  • "No bugs! I cannot deal with them! I refuse!"
  • "Please...accept my humble apologies. The touch of a bug's clammy carapace brings back terrible memories for me. Best to avoid any insects you see..."
  • "Stop right there!"
  • "I detect something loathsome nearby."
  • "Hrrrggghhhrrrhhh."
  • "Absolutely not! Out of the question! Under no circumstances will I go that way!"
  • "Find us another route, if you please."
  • "Nnnrrrgggyaaah!"
  • "Bug! A bug! A vile, detestable, icky-yucky BUG!"
  • "No bugs! I will not-I CANNOT- abide them. Not on your life."
  • "Oh. Dear me. I quite lost my composure."
  • "It's all the fault of these ghastly bugs."
  • "Best to avoid any insects you see..."
  • "Thank you! What reliable, handsome mustached gentlemen you are. You've returned me to my shop safe and sound."
  • "In return, I'll give you what I promised... my specially made MaxGlam Wax."
  • "The more people using it, the better! Why don't you get yourself glammed up to the max?"

Starlow

  • "My name is Starlow, yes, but I am NOT a star!"
  • "It's been a while, Mario and Luigi."
  • "Why would I? Mario has you to help him, right?"
  • "You're the expert on this world, not me. The sidekick job is yours."
  • "Good! I expect you to make a full-boar effort, got it?"
  • "Mario, Luigi...you guys are old pros when it comes to the hero biz."
  • "You wanna come with me? You wanna visit Bowser?"
  • "Nah, the big guy and I go way back."
  • "I'm sure he'd love to see you."
  • "Do you, uh, wanna visit your archenemy?"
  • "Great! I'll bet he'll be excited to see you."
  • "Hey, hey-he's selfish, he's shellish, it's Bowser!"
  • "It's me, the spherical, yellow light of your life!"
  • "Hm? I thought you'd be resting since you got beat by Mario and that other guy."
  • "Ha! Looks like you still hate losing and don't know how idioms work."
  • "Ha! What are you gonna do now?"
  • "Yep, you're still injured. Might want to take it easy there, sport."
  • "Fetching, isn't it?"
  • "Look, you shared your Ampberries with us, and we wanted to thank you."
  • "Your pal Chippy looks out for you. I also brought you your favorite Spicy Chicken."
  • "Good. He's healed up enough to be furious. Catch ya later, Mario! Luigi."

Technikki

  • "Ah, remarkable... My extra-large bomb provided useful after all. The kaboom factor makes it too catastrophic for internal security."
  • "Well, well. Aren't you all...unique."
  • "Oh, thank you. My name is Technikki. I design the anti-evildoer security measures on this island. Which used to be a facility, not an island, but I digress."
  • "Hmm, let's relocate our chat to a better site. I'd propose that we speak at my house over there."
  • "What I now call the Peach Possibility fluctuates based on her decisions."
  • "Then I must take the recent, sudden abductions into account."
  • "Those abominable birds... Those evildoers using them to take people call them "Snaptors." This island has been plagued by those nasty predators. So I've been straining my brain to devise anti-Snaptor systems."
  • "Really? The birds are troubling more than just our island?"

Ten

  • "Harumph! I suppose I should tell Ecks about this incident. He and the others will be wanting a full report..."
  • "Master Zokket will be so pleased with us! We're a perfect extension of his will."
  • "Heheh... Wouldn't you like to know?"

Willma

  • "Aw, give it a rest!"
  • "Better step back. Things are about to get rough."
  • "You punks are at it again, huh?"
  • "Smashing up people's art? You oughta be ashamed."
  • "Dealing with your guff is bad for my blood pressure!"
  • "You get your very own... all-expenses-paid... TRIP TO SCOLDSVILLE!"
  • "GYACK!"
  • "Whoof...of all the times for my back to give out."
  • "Hey! Don't ignore me when I'm giving you the business!"
  • "Y-yeah? What, you think ganging up makes you tough?"
  • "Youch... Guess my back can't take the strain these days. But I won't let a little pain—AAAH! Ow, ow, ow!"
  • "Well now! I don't know what's gotten into you."
  • "What about the toolbox? I suppose I'll have to get it later..."
  • "That's mighty nice of you. I appreciate the help! My house is just up ahead. Can you take me that far?"
  • "Just leave the toolbox on that workbench there."
  • "Thanks. Say, I didn't introduce myself, did I? I'm Willma, chief of this whole island."
  • "So. Newcomers, huh. How'd you get here?"
  • "Well now! I figured Concordia was gone for good when it broke apart."
  • "It's just... I wonder if you can make it. The path to the Rumbla Dish is dangerous. What's more... There might be more of those tough guys from before as well."
  • "That's right! There's a lighthouse right on top of that wobbly Rumbla Dish!"
  • "I've opened the gate that leads to the Rumbla Dish."
  • "Ah! That's right!"
  • "I have a son, Billdit, and a daughter, Maykit. They're great at what they do. Just like their mom!"
  • "Billdit is a skilled glove crafter, while Maykit is an expert at accessories. But they haven't been home since... well, not since Concordia broke up."
  • "I'm giving you samples of their work. Aren't they so talented?"
  • "Huh? Am I worried? Of course I am! I'm their MOM after all. But those two... They'll be OK. I need to protect the village. All I can do is hope they're safe."
  • "You'll feel better with that gear on. Alright, off with you now!"
  • "Someone need a hammer?"
  • "Hey there. Thought I'd visit now that that's an option."
  • "Huh. Nice place. It's too bad my kids aren't here to see it. But I haven't seen either of 'em since the world fell apart."
  • "Oh? You're gonna find 'em for me? No foolin'?"
  • "Ain't that something! Well then, listen up."
  • "Last time I saw Billdit, he was heading to Raynforst to scrounge materials. The boy's quite a gifted glove maker."
  • "That was right about the time Maykit went to see the Twisten Sprout. The girl's always had a knack for making accessories."
  • "But either one of them could make you a hammer, no problem. If you see 'em, tell them I miss them. And tell 'em to hurry home!"
  • "Those kids can't have gone far. Shipshape Island is our ticket to tracking them down!"
  • "If you need to get back to Rumbla Island, that pipe will take you there. That's the way I got here. Gotta say, it's pretty useful!"
  • "The folks there might know something about Billdit and Maykit too. Those kids're my pride and joy!"
  • "Oh, look who showed up! Those punks I mentioned went running for their boss."
  • "I got all the islanders to scram. But their statues...all their art..."
  • "Their boss is holed up to the east! You two had better do something!"
  • "So you guys ARE strong! Just fight like that and take down the big boss!"
  • "It can't be, but...is Gorumbla behind all this? That Gorumbla... What a naughty kid!" (thought)
  • "What's come over you?!"
  • "I hoped I was wrong when I thought it was you, Gorumbla."
  • "This boy used to hang around my house a long while ago. Not sure when that stopped."
  • "Don't be a spoiled brat!"
  • "THAT'S your dumb reason for smashing up people's artwork? You want people to notice you? To talk to you? To care about you?"
  • "Then try making them happy!"
  • "Looks like I gotta knock some sense into you! Tough love attaaack!"
  • "To think he used to be such a good boy."
  • "Yeah, everything's fine, thanks to Mario and Luigi."
  • "So we'll make it again."
  • "It doesn't matter how bad it's messed up or how many pieces it's in now. If we remember how we felt making it, we can do it again. Over and over."
  • "You can use this if you want a shortcut."
  • "I owe you two for putting an end to all that drama."
  • "This was the easy part. It's only gonna get tougher from here. This Return Pipe will let you warp to islands where Connectar is flowing."
  • "Any guesses who made it? A hint: me. I'm Billdit and Maykit's mom, after all. I could build this stuff in my sleep."
  • "Just press ZR to use it. You two take care, OK?"
  • "This reminds me of the ceremony I had with my husband, though it wasn't this luxurious."

Zokket

  • "...Exstinker Corps."
  • "Exsqueeker Corps..."
  • "Flunksqueezer Corps... There it is."
  • "That name means nothing to me."
  • "You two... You've been meddling."
  • "I find it irritating."
  • "I have elsewhere to be. Take care of this."
  • "You, Toon?"
  • "Take them away."
  • "...And YOU are?"
  • "So...Extension Cork. Are you saying you failed to eliminate them?"
  • "Our plan is to gather Sprite Bulbs for the manufacture of Glohm."
  • "Now, let's stop wasting time on these fools. Round up more islanders."
  • "Heh."
  • "Stop there. I can't be bothered with a battle right now."
  • "So this is your base."
  • "The mustached brothers are here, I see. What were their names?"
  • "Snore-io and Too-easy?"
  • "Hm? This tree..."
  • "One minute and... fifty-two seconds."
  • "Staying here any longer risks delaying our plans."
  • "I came to gauge the strength of those who would stand in our way."
  • "What I have found is beneath notice."
  • "What a waste of time."
  • "This world will be smothered in loneliness soon enough."
  • "Have fun playing "friends" and "connecting" until that day."
  • "You may have brought light to one of the Great Lighthouses..."
  • "but it won't matter in the end."
  • "Our plans are ticking along at the other Great Lighthouses."
  • "We will manufacture Glohm and spread it worldwide."
  • "We're over three minutes now. That's all the time alotted."
  • "Whatever you do is pointless. Our plans won't change."
  • "It will be soon... "
  • "And success is inevitable."
  • "The efforts to amass Glohm are proceeding as needed."
  • "...Ah, so that is your response, Eggs."
  • "...Don't leave any survivors."
  • "At last..."
  • "But no. It's still not enough."
  • "More! We must have more Glohm!"
  • "You are especially disappointing, Flecks. Your operational efficiency is exceedingly low."
  • "This is all part of the plan."
  • "My aim will be achieved in 29 days, 13 hours, 32 minutes. An efficiency of 88.3 percent."
  • "As for you, Specks... You take 2,393 hours..."
  • "Drat."
  • "My time efficiency is now 88.297 percent."
  • "I observed a 0.003 percent loss during my conversation with you."
  • "Explain."
  • "Ah, yes... The mustaches. I remember the mustaches."
  • "The plan is proceeding as forseen."
  • "Glohm will fill the world. I will control everything with utter loneliness."
  • "Expansion Team!"
  • "I leave this to you."
  • "Marigold and Linguini... The Scary-o Bros..."
  • "It seems I can't ignore them if I am to proceed as planned."
  • "A Wattanist."
  • "And another nuisance too."
  • "Only one thing for it."
  • "Destroy anything in my way. Nothing less will do."
  • "Pathetic. Their efforts will lead to nothing."
  • "Use this opportunity to drive the fear of Glohm into the severed islands."
  • "Go, High-Tension Corps."
  • "Names are pointless. This conversation is over."
  • "I don't need it. Go do your job."
  • "Fine. Whatever you want."
  • "This Bowser... He's a constant thorn on my side."
  • "Dispose of that Marco and Luisa while you're at it."
  • "My plan is finally in motion, but you are in the way."
  • "Your power will be most useful."
  • "Wait."
  • "This one won't be beaten by any half-measures."
  • "Fortunately, some "test subjects" have arrived."
  • "Fire the Glohmatic Quad-Ray!"
  • "I suppose I should thank you for disposing of that nuisance."
  • "Now anyone who could attack me..."
  • "as well as that fruit that counteracts Glohm..."
  • "are all under my control."
  • "You were indeed a mighty opponent."
  • "But mobilizing against a superior foe just for your son..."
  • "Foolish."
  • "Well then. Just a few loose ends left."
  • "Will you fight us and die here?"
  • "Or perhaps..."
  • "They're mere scraps of seaweed at this point."
  • "Soon my plan will be complete."
  • "Though it took longer than expected."
  • "Destroying the Uni-Tree was a good start to the scheme."
  • "Then I used Glohm to sever connections between both the land and its people."
  • "All so that Reclusa could come into this world!"
  • "Soon Bonds all over the world will dissolve."
  • "Reclusa will rule Concordia."
  • "And this will be a world in which solitude reigns."
  • "Connie... You nag at the recesses of my mind."
  • "Why do you persist? It's frustrating."
  • "When your light goes out, it will be by my own hand."
  • "So you still plan on resisting..."
  • "By all means, try as hard as you want."
  • "Your efforts will be useless."
  • "The so-called brothers have infiltrated the fortress."
  • "Listen well, Extension Corps. Dispose of them here and now."
  • "This will be your final chance. If you fail..."
  • "you will learn about Glohm firsthand."
  • "I've nearly finished..."
  • "No one can interfere."
  • "Mar...sh...malio... No, wait... Ma...rio...and Luigi..."
  • "The Mario Bros., I believe? Not that your names particularly matter."
  • "If you're here, then I suppose the Extension Corps must have failed."
  • "I should have destroyed you myself right away."
  • "No matter... No matter at all... My mission will soon be complete."
  • "My great inspiration will be reborn, and the world will become properly lonely."
  • "You, however, will not be there to see it."
  • "You interrupted the rebirth..."
  • "HOW DARE YOU?!"
  • "I will be controlling your brother now that he has been properly Glohmed."
  • "And I will savor your sibling rivalry!"
  • "Yes, keep wounding each other..."
  • "There's no way... Your Bond broke my control?"
  • "Unbelievable..."
  • "How could two mere bros. be so powerful?"
  • "Ugh... Ah-aaahhh?!"
  • "But...as long as the egg remains..."
  • "Heh. Heh heh heh... The Glohm gathers..."
  • "My purpose...is fulfilled..."
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Quotes
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Games Super Mario franchise Platformers Super Mario series Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990, NES) • Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS (1996-2004, N64/DS) • Super Mario Advance series (2001-2003, GBA) • Super Mario Sunshine (2002, GCN) • Super Mario Galaxy (2007, Wii) • Super Mario Galaxy 2 (2010, Wii) • Super Mario 3D World (2013, Wii U) • Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS (2016, Nintendo 3DS) • Super Mario Odyssey (2017, Switch) • Super Mario Maker 2 (2019, Switch) • Super Mario Bros. Wonder (2023, Switch)
Mario vs. Donkey Kong series Mario vs. Donkey Kong (2004, GBA)
Other Hotel Mario (1994, CD-i)
Mario Kart series Mario Kart series (1992-2020, various systems)
Mario Party series Main Mario Party (1998, N64) • Mario Party 2 (1999, N64) • Mario Party 3 (2000, N64) • Mario Party 4 (2002, GCN) • Mario Party 5 (2003, GCN) • Mario Party 6 (2004, GCN) • Mario Party 7 (2005, GCN) • Mario Party 8 (2007, Wii) • Mario Party 9 (2012, Wii) • Mario Party 10 (2015, Wii U) • Super Mario Party (2018, Switch) • Mario Party Superstars (2021, Switch) • Super Mario Party Jamboree (2024, Switch)
Handheld games Mario Party Advance (2005, GBA) • Mario Party DS (2007, DS) • Mario Party: Island Tour (2013, 3DS) • Mario Party: Star Rush (2016, 3DS)
Sports games Mario Golf series Mario Golf series (1984-2021, various systems) • Mario Golf: World Tour (2014, 3DS) • Mario Golf: Super Rush (2021, Switch)
Mario Tennis series Mario Tennis series (1995-2018, various systems) • Mario Tennis: Power Tour (2005, GBA) • Mario Tennis Aces (2018, Switch)
Super Mario Stadium series Mario Superstar Baseball (2005, GCN) • Mario Super Sluggers (2008, Wii)
Mario Strikers series Mario Strikers series (2005-2022, various systems)
Other Mario Hoops 3-on-3 (2006, DS) • Mario Sports Mix (2010, Wii)
Role-playing games Paper Mario series Paper Mario (2000, N64) • Paper Mario: Color Splash (2016, Wii U) • Paper Mario: Sticker Star (2012, 3DS) • Paper Mario: The Origami King (2020, Switch) • Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004, GCN) • Super Paper Mario (2007, Wii)
Mario & Luigi series Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (+ Bowser's Minions (2003-2017, GBA/3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (2005, DS) • Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (2009, DS) (+ Bowser Jr.'s Journey (2018, 3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Dream Team (2013, 3DS) • Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam (2015, 3DS) • Mario & Luigi: Brothership (2024, Switch)
Other Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (1996, SNES)
Dr. Mario series Dr. Mario 64 (2001, N64)
Luigi's Mansion series Luigi's Mansion (2001, GCN) • Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon (2013, 3DS) • Luigi's Mansion 3 (2019, Switch)
Educational games Mario is Missing! (1993, MS-DOS/SNES/NES)
Crossovers Mario & Sonic series Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (2007-2008, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games (2009, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games (2011-2012, Wii/3DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 (2019-2020, Switch/Arcade)
Itadaki Street series Fortune Street (2011, Wii)
Other Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix (2005, GCN) • Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition (2015, 3DS) • Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope (2022, Switch)
Donkey Kong franchise Platformers Donkey Kong Country series Donkey Kong Country (1994, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (1995, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! (1996, SNES)
Donkey Kong Land series Donkey Kong Land III (1997, GB)
DK series DK: King of Swing (2005, GBA) • DK: Jungle Climber (2007, DS)
Miscellaneous Donkey Kong 64 (1999, N64)
Racing games Diddy Kong Racing (1997, N64)
Canceled games Diddy Kong Pilot (2003) (GBA)
Yoshi franchise Platformers Yoshi's Island series Yoshi's Island DS (2006, DS) • Yoshi's New Island (2014, 3DS)
Other Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (2004, GBA) • Yoshi's Crafted World (2019, Switch)
Other Tetris Attack (1996, SNES) • Yoshi no Cookie (2003, GCN)
Wario franchise WarioWare series WarioWare: Twisted! (2004, GBA) • WarioWare: Touched! (2004, DS) • WarioWare: Smooth Moves (2006, Wii) • Game & Wario (2013, Wii U) • WarioWare Gold (2018, 3DS) • WarioWare: Get It Together! (2021, Switch) • WarioWare: Move It! (2023, Switch)
Wario Land series Wario Land 4 (2001, GBA)
Other Wario's Woods (1994, NES/SNES) • Wario: Master of Disguise (2007, DS)
Super Smash Bros. series Super Smash Bros. (1999, N64) • Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001, GCN) • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008, Wii) • Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U (2014, 3DS/Wii U) • Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (2018, Switch)
TV series Donkey Kong Country • Saturday Supercade • Super Mario World • The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 • The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (By character: Mario · Luigi · Others [A–K] · Others [L–Z])
Other LEGO Super Mario • Super Mario comics • Mario Press Conference • Super Mario Bros. film (1993) • The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) • White Knuckle Scorin' • Wario Press Conference
By character
9-Volt • Ashley • Baby Mario • Birdo • Bowser • Bowser Jr. • Blue • Candy Kong • Cranky Kong • Dr. Crygor • Fawful • Funky Kong • Goombella • Huey • Kamek • Iggy • Larry • Lemmy • Ludwig • Luigi • Mario • Master Mantis • Mona • Morton • Princess Daisy • Princess Peach • Red • Rosalina • Roy • Sammer Guys • Shadow • Starlow • Talking Flower • Toad • Toadette • Toadsworth • Waluigi • Wario • Wendy • Wrinkly Kong • Yellow • Yoshi • Young Cricket
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Mario & Luigi: Brothership
Characters Playable characters Mario • Luigi
Non-playable characters Adaphne • Arc • Billdit • Birdo • Bowser • Bowser Jr. • Buddy • Burnadette • Burnadette's dad • Chilliam • Chilliam's dad • Connie • Cozette • Dewey Fightem • Dorrie • Dr. Vulko • Dyode • Emmit • Grampy Turnip (Golden Grampy Turnip) • Great Conductor • IDLE (Ireen · Dulles · Loog · Ellow) • Ireen's mom • Issa Rock • Kamek • Knocken Slyde • Leyden • Leyden's assistant • Maykit • Monster Maniac • Patriarc • Princess Peach • Ryder O'Reilly • Secret snatcher • Snoutlet • Spiralia • Starlow • Technikki • Toads • Willma
Locations Lushgreen Sea Florall Island • Great Lighthouse Island • Raynforst Island • Rumbla Island • Twistee Island • Dropplet Islet • Morsel Islet • Smahl Islet
Color-Full Sea Allsand Island • Desolatt Island • Great Lighthouse Island • Lottacoins Island • Merrygo Island • Dinkee Islet • Liil Islet • Minmin Islet • Shroonken Islet • Teenytiny Islet
Brrrning Sea Bulbfish Island • Great Lighthouse Island • Heatfreeze Island • Skorcheen Island • Slippenglide Island • Bitsi Islet • Compac Islet • Inphant Islet • Itsi Islet • Petit Islet
Gulchrock Sea Fortress Zokket • Great Lighthouse Island • Offandon Island • Wayaway Island (Bowser's Castle) • Cozee Islet • Daintye Islet • Meeger Islet • Mynor Islet • Nanoh Islet • Paquette Islet • Teensi Islet
Stormstar Sea Conductor Island • Jellyfish Island • Soli-Tree • Mykroh Islet • Shrimpee Islet
Other Concordia • Mushroom Kingdom • Shipshape Island
Bros. Attacks Mario Red Shell • Hatch Me if You Can • Bomb Derby • Clockout Blow • Conductor Connector
Luigi Green Shell • Zapperator • Jump Helmet • Yoo Who Cannon • Max-Mix Vortex
Moves Bro Ball (Ball Blitz) • Fire & Ice (Bro Bomb) • Hammer • Jump • UFO Spin (UFO Vacuum)
Enemies Normal Big Spikely (Glohm) • Big Soreboar (Glohm) • Bumbleshoot (Glohm) • Capnap (Capnap R · Glohm · Glohm R) • Curlup (R · Glohm) • Doom Bloom • Drillby (R · Glohm · Glohm R) • Foopfly (R · Glohm · Glohm R) • Golden Seedle • Guardarm (Glohm) • Hydro Seedle (Glohm) • Icead (Glohm) • Invizilizard (R · Glohm · Glohm R) • Krode (R · Glohm) • Magmad (Glohm) • Millton (Glohm) • Palooka (R · Glohm · Glohm R) • Parashoot (Glohm) • Reclusiff • Seedle (R · Glohm · Glohm R) • Seedlusa • Sharkbone (Glohm) • Shower Fish (Glohm) • Snaptor (Glohm) • Soreboar (Glohm) • Spikely (Glohm) • Weeping Trooper
Zok Troop Helmet Zok Trooper (Glohm) • Jet Zok Trooper (Glohm) • Ring Zok Trooper (Glohm) • Spike Zok Trooper (Glohm) • Zokkarang Trooper (Glohm)
Bowser's Army Bob-omb • Boo (Glohm) • Dry Bones • Fire Bro (Glohm) • Goomba (Glohm) • Hammer Bro (Glohm) • Ice Bro (Glohm) • Koopa Paratroopa (Glohm) • Koopa Troopa (Glohm) • Magikoopa (Glohm) • Piranha Plant (Glohm) • Shy Guy (Glohm) • Spike (Glohm) • Spiny
Bosses Bowser (Glohm Bowser) • Extension Corps (Ecks · Ten · Shun) • Gobblick (Glohm Gobblick) • Gorumbla (Glohm Gorumbla) • Great Conductor • Mega Snaptor • Pipegunk (Glohm Pipegunk) • Reclusa (Weeping Reclusa · Weeping Core) • Sharpcask (Glohm Sharpcask) • Zokket
Objects ? Block • ! Block • Barrel • Battle Plug • Bomb Bud • Boulder • Bouncy Bloom • Cannon • Command Block • Connectar Flower • Connectar Plug • Conveyor Belt • Crate • Fire Flower • Golden Plug Radish • Heatfreeze Potato • Hidden Block • Ice Block • Ice Flower • Lantern • Lift • L Block • L Coin • M Block • M Coin • Plug • Plug Radish • Power Tap • P Switch • Puzzle Panel • Recovery Block • Return Pipe • Save Block • Seesaw • Sign • Spike Trap • Spite Bulb • Sprite Bulb • Transmitter Block • Warp Block • Warp Pipe • Water spout
Items Consumables 1-Up Mushroom • 1-Up DX • Ampberry • Bean • Boo Biscuit • Candy • Handcrafted Bait • Max Candy • Max Mushroom • Max Nut • Max Syrup Jar • Mushroom • Nut • Rarest Bait • Refreshing Herb • Standard Bait • Super Candy • Super Mushroom • Super Nut • Super Syrup Jar • Syrup Jar • Ultra Candy • Ultra Mushroom • Ultra Nut • Ultra Syrup Jar
Materials Apple Core • Bulbfish Lantern • Bullionfish • Coinfish • Desolatt Scrap • Egoby • Glohm Crystal • Glohm Dust • Glohm Fragment • Heatfreeze Ore • Lottacoins Lever • Merrygo Bolt • Offandon Brick • Offin • Raynforst Vine • Rumbla Stone • Seedle Seed • Sharkbone Bone • Skorcheen Lava • Slippenglide Snow • Treasurefish • Twistee Leaf • Wayaway Chain • Zokket Alloy
Key items Adaphne Scope • Arc's Spyglass • Bonding Can • Chill-Out Fruit • Club Dyode Ticket • Disguise Kit • Fishing Rod • Floaty Ring • Hottato Stew • Incident Report • Jail Cell Key • MaxGlam Wax • Notebook • Ocean Map • Old Brooch • Oversized Screw • Part of Bowser's Airship • Patriarc's Notes • Pep-Up Fruit • Pile of Ampberries • Potato Gelato • Spare Underground Key • Stickem Oil • Sugared Powder • Suspicious Package • Technikki Scope Deluxe • Technikki's Certification • Ultra-Sweet, Super-Rich Cake • Willma's Letter
Stats Bros. Point • Defense • Experience Point • Heart Point • Power • Rank • Speed • Stache
Status Burn • DEF-Down • DEF-Up • Dizzy • Glohm • Ice • POW-Down • POW-Up • STACHE-Up • SPD-Down • SPD-Up • Trip
Minigames Brother Groove • Concordia Hammer-Rally • Jellyfish Pizza
Miscellaneous Bestiary • Block locations • Bond • Bonding Can • Bulbfish • Challenges • Connectar • Fishing • Gallery • Gear • Glohm • Great Lighthouse • Hidden blocks • Level up progressions • Lighthouse • Luigi Logic • Lumenade • Quotes • Rank • Rare reef • Shops • Side Quests • Staff • Story summaries • Snoutlet School • Uni-Tree • Wattanist • "Yo-Ho, Bro!"
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