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This is a list of quotes from the game Fortune Street.

The characters from the Super Mario and Dragon Quest franchises are separated by a division. Additionally, the quotes are separated and provided through each board that a character is in.

By franchise[edit]

Character-specific interactions[edit]

This section depicts character quotes for response to specific characters.

KEY[edit]

Opponents close to victory: When a rival reaches the Target Net Worth
Swapping shops: When a player swaps shops with a rival
Landing on a low-priced shop: Player pays less than 2% of their total net worth
Landing on an average shop: Player pays between 9%-20% of their total net worth
Landing on an expensive shop: Player pays more than 20% of their total net worth

Alena[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "You desire at this instant only to transport to bank, no?"
To Luigi: "I did expect you are always in shadow of brother, but you make strong opponent!"
To Daisy: "Tsarevna Alena does not lose to wallflower such as you!"
To Slime: "If you do continue for victory, I must squash you!"
To Princessa: "It is troubling for some to put fist in face of princess, but not for princess herself!"
To Kiryl: "Kiryl! Consider future happening if you will take victory over head of Tsarevna!"
To Yangus: "Gargh! Royalty of Zamoksva is not with habit of defeat by juvenile!"
To Carver: "Halt! If you insist to win, first I make with you a Knuckle Sandwich!"
To Dragonlord: "Tsarevna does not lose to grotesque beast! In rules, it is permitted to destroy opponent?"
To Stella: "Stella, you must to halt! Await for me to catch up you!"
To player: "I persevered very hard, but it seems luck was by your side this time, (player's name). Next time I fight more stronger!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Kiryl: "Kiryl, we make exchange of shops, da?"
To Stella: "Stella, we must perform the shop trade! I make good for your shop, this I promise."

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Kiryl: "This shop belongs of you, Kiryl? I see it is very plain, just like owner."
To Dragonlord: "Grand master of all monsters is strong only like ant? This brings heaviness in my heart."
To Stella: "So this is how is shop from Stella... It is charming, but does it bring sufficient income?"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Kiryl: "Kiryl! I am no longer by your side as comrade!"
To Stella: "Hmm... I feel shop from Stella is too costing. This is regular? I am with surprise..."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "Argh! My blood is of boiling temperature! If you again do this, I pull hairs on upper lip off face!"
To Princessa: "You must use this gold for renovation of country."
To Kiryl: "Kiryl! You are big stupid!"
To Yangus: "You... In future, you are with great certainty man of great enterprise."
To Bianca: "This is too numerous gold coins! You behave with too much greed here, Bianca."
To Stella: "Stella! When have you build shop such like this all so sudden!?"
To player: "I hope you utilize such a big money with wisdom, (player's name)."

Angelo[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Peach: "I've been pursuing the luscious Princess Peach for the entire game, but she hasn't so much as glanced over her shoulder at me. Lady Luck, you are a harsh mistress sometimes!"
To Daisy: "But if the intoxicating Princess Daisy wins the game now, when will our paths ever cross again?"
To Birdo: "Argh! I can't let Birdo beat me! My male pride is at stake!"
To Princessa: "Princess Princessa! Wait! ...Hmph, her loss..."
To Yangus: "Hey! Don't steal this game from me, you little thief! ...Grrr, I don't know why, but being beaten by that thug really gets my goat!"
To Bianca: "I'd gladly carry on following behind Bianca if only I could!"
To Alena: "She's fiery, that Princess Alena. I'd wager nothing ever stops her getting her own way."
To Jessica: "That's my Jessica! You always did like trying to impress me, didn't you?"
To Stella: "You're leaving me, Stella? You need some space? ...A woman after my own heart no less!"
To Patty: "Nobody could say you don't understand business, Patty. Maybe you could take me under your wing and...show me the ropes?"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Peach: "When you and I were born, Princess Peach, the Goddess decided it was our destiny to come together like this. This exchange is fate!"
To Daisy: "Two people, both passionate about exchanging property. Any shared passion with you would be more than welcome."
To Birdo: "I just want to make this perfectly clear: I'm not doing this to score points with you. Let's keep things purely professional, shall we?"
To Princessa: "This would really be good for you, Princess! What do you say? Shall we do the trading tango!?"
To Yangus: "Considering your juvenile nature, you've got some rather mature property there. You'd do well to exchange, boy."
To Bianca: "I've got something you want, you've got something I want. Let's do this, Bianca. You know it makes sense."
To Alena: "I've never really considered that swapping anything with you would be an option, Princess Alena. I suppose it still isn't on the cards?"
To Jessica: "Let me paint you a picture, Jessica... You and me. Together. Playing swap shop... Hm?"
To Stella: "I'd really like to get to know you better, Stella. How about making a swap with me?"
To Patty: "What do you say, Patty? Swap shops with a handsome cavalier?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Peach: "It's my pleasure to hand over cash to someone as delectable as you, Princess Peach."
To Daisy: "Princess Daisy, an encounter with you is like no other. You never fail to bring a smile to my lips."
To Birdo: "Ah, er... Birdo... This is one of your shops, is it? Well, I've paid my dues. Now I really must be on my way!"
To Princessa: "Princess Princessa! A visit to your stores always makes me happy!"
To Yangus: "Here's some pocket money for you, boy. Why don't you buy yourself a toy or something?"
To Bianca: "Oh yes. This place is Bianca at her very best. Always thinking how to make others happy. Just my kind of girl!"
To Alena: "I never expected you to be giving anything away so readily, Princess Alena. I think I'm starting to like you..."
To Jessica: "Come now, Jessica. You don't have to cheapen your wares just to impress me, you know."
To Stella: "So, this is what it looks like behind Stella's doors, eh? The mystery unfurled."
To Patty: "So this is your shop, Patty? I didn't think you were so cheap. But maybe you're on to something with these low prices..."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Peach: "If it means a moment in your sweet presence, Princess Peach, I'll...gladly pay...so very...very...much!"
To Daisy: "I'd expect nothing less from someone as high-class as you, Princess Daisy. I could forgive you any price."
To Birdo: "Wh-What is this place!? Some kind of malignant magnetism must have sucked me in here... And don't start saying it was the animal kind!"
To Princessa: "Very deceptive, Princess Princessa! You act all sweet and innocent, but you're a wildcat! This shop is a veritable mantrap!"
To Yangus: "These prices are criminal! What are you, some kind of bandit, boy?"
To Bianca: "The prices here pack a punch, but you always manage to soften the blow, Bianca."
To Alena: "This couldn't be anyone's shop but yours, Princess Alena. Only tomboys have such a keen eye for quality."
To Jessica: "This shop shouts your name, Jessica. Get too close, and you'll get hurt!"
To Stella: "The prices certainly match the quality of the enchanting staff. I'm impressed, Stella."
To Patty: "This is an impressive setup, Patty. You really are in a class of your own. In every way."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Peach: "Well, Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom... Stopping at this shop has only piqued my interest in you more..."
To Daisy: "I...I hope you're suitably impressed, Princess Daisy. All this I've bought, just for you..."
To Birdo: "Look! I've given you a lot there. Now just leave me alone!"
To Princessa: "When I think of the waste laid upon your nation, such a sum of money as this seems of precious little value..."
To Yangus: "Argh! You've got all the makings of a fine robber, boy!"
To Bianca: "...That's fine. It's a small price to pay to please you, Bianca."
To Alena: "Ooh. Now I know how those monsters feel when you deliver one of your critical hits, Princess."
To Jessica: "Nope. I'm still head over heels for you, Jessica. Even after that."
To Stella: "A sudden slap in the face like this is just what I'd expect from a fiery girl like you, Stella. Ha ha ha!"
To Patty: "If this is the price to see those dimples when you smile, Patty, then I'll gladly pay. Gladly."
To male player: "You're one of those people who can really destroy the mood at the drop of a hat, aren't you, (player's name)?"
To female player: "You tempted me in here because you just had to see me, didn't you, (player's name)? ...I need to believe that, otherwise it hurts too much."

Bianca[edit]

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To male player: "Um, (player's name), I... Nah, forget it."
To female player: "I feel like you've gone all distant-like, (player's name)."

Birdo[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Mario, you're absolutely amazing! I knew there was a reason I've always had my eye on you..."
To Luigi: "Luigi, you are utterly brilliant! Someone find me my smelling salts! I'm about to faint away!"
To Peach: "Are you going to leave me behind, Princess Peach? All by my lonesome? Royalty can be so cruel!"
To Dragonlord: "Are you really going to leave me behind, Dragonlord? All by my little lonesome?"
To Slime: "Are you really going to leave me behind, slimey-wimey? All by my little lonesome?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "Mario, you're too sweet! Did you lower your prices just for me, or was your shop always this cheap?"
To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! This shop of yours is precious, but it's never going to earn you any real money!"
To Angelo: "Angelo, I'm disappointed in you. This shop of yours is so... Well, I hate to say it, but it's cheap!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "Mario, it's adorable how you're always trying to defeat me. Just like old times!"
To Luigi: "Getting serious, are we, Luigi? Well, I guess it's time for me to start playing rough! Tee hee!"
To Angelo: "Oh, Angelo! All this animosity can only mean one thing - you must be in love with me!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "Ouch! Is this any way to show your love, Mario?"
To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! I love to see you get passionate about money! It's enough to make a girl tremble inside!"
To Angelo: "Angelo, you are so mean! You're just picking on me because you like me, right?"
To male player: "How could you pick on a damsel in distress, (player's name)? Now you've gone and hurt my feelings!"
To female player: "This shop is a little bit too pricey, (player's name)! Greed is not an attractive quality."

Bowser[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, Mario!"
To Luigi: "Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by Luigi now!"
To Peach: "Peach, don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!"
To Yoshi: "Yoshi, you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!"
To Toad: "Toad's about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!"
To Donkey Kong: "Wait a sec! There's no way someone as awesome as me can lose to a banana-crazed Kong like you!"
To Wario: "Think you're pretty special, huh, Wario? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!"
To Waluigi: "Waluigi, you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!"
To Daisy: "You think you're gonna win, Daisy? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!"
To Birdo: "Hey, what's the big idea, Birdo!? You're gettin' on my last nerve!"
To Diddy Kong: "No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let Diddy Kong get in the lead?"
To Bowser Jr.: "Way to show these folks who's boss, Son!"
To Slime: "AUGGGHH! How'd that slimy little goofball do so well for himself?"
To Princessa: "Wrong, wrong, WRONG!! The game wasn't supposed to end like this!"
To Kiryl: "ARGH! Are you TRYING to make me mad!? I was gonna win this one!"
To Yangus: "Wait! Hold the phones! How's THAT guy so close to winning!?"
To Angelo: "Huh!? I always thought you had more silver than gold, Angelo! BWAHAHAHA!"
To Platypunk: "GRR! Why's that goofy-looking thing about to win? It ain't right, I tell you!"
To Bianca: "Whoa, you gotta be joking! Is that little lady really gonna beat the great Bowser!?"
To Alena: "Hey, who's pulling the strings around here? How's Alena so close to winning!?"
To Carver: "Whoa! Slow down there, muscle man, or I'm gonna send my minions after you!"
To Jessica: "GRRR! I won't go down without a fight, Jessica!"
To Dragonlord: "Don't think I'm gonna give up without a fight, you big lizard!"
To Stella: "STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA! Grr. This just ain't right."
To Patty: "There's something wrong with this picture. How can SHE be so close to winning!?"
To player: "Hold up, (player's name)! No one's supposed to beat me but Mario! I mean - no one's supposed to beat me at all! GRRR!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Mario: "Hey, Mario! Let's forget about our little rivalry for a second and make this trade! Gwah hah hah!"
To Luigi: "It's not brain surgery, Luigi! Just swap shops with me!"
To Peach: "Hey, Peach, I just want to trade shops! Why do you always assume I'm trying to kidnap you?"
To Yoshi: "Trade shops with me, or pay the price! What's it gonna be? Bwah hah!"
To Toad: "Hey, Toad! Trade shops with me! That's not a request, that's an order!"
To Donkey Kong: "Wanna trade shops? I'll throw in a banana if you say yes! How 'bout it!?"
To Wario: "You should thank me, Wario! Who else would be willing to trade shops with someone like you?"
To Waluigi: "Hey, Waluigi! You wanna win big? Better trade shops with me, then!"
To Daisy: "C'mon, Princess Daisy! You know I'm not all that bad! I just wanna trade shops with you!"
To Birdo: "Hey, Birdo! It's your lucky day!"
To Diddy Kong: "Trading time, Diddy Kong! How 'bout I give you a couple of peanuts to sweeten the deal?"
To Bowser Jr.: "Trade shops with me, Son, and we'll take over the world!"
To Slime: "Hey, I'm the one doing YOU a favor! You'd be crazy to pass up this trade!"
To Princessa: "GRR! You gonna trade shops with me, or am I just wastin' my time!?"
To Kiryl: "C'mon - let's trade shops and nail these other guys to the wall!"
To Yangus: "You gonna trade shops with me, or do I have to start twisting some arms around here?"
To Angelo: "This is the best offer you're gonna get, so you better trade shops with me!"
To Platypunk: "Wanna trade shops? C'mon - this is the deal of a lifetime!"
To Bianca: "Hey, I'm not gonna ask twice - trade shops with me or else!! Gwah hah hah!"
To Alena: "This is me asking NICELY - trade shops with me or pay the price! Bwah hah hah!!"
To Carver: "Hey, spikes-for-brains! Trade shops with me or face the consequences!"
To Jessica: "I'm the one doing YOU a favor! You'd be crazy to pass up this trade!"
To Dragonlord: "Wipe that look off your face, Lizardboss! I don't wanna trade shops, either. But it's in our best interest!"
To Stella: "Stella, you seem like a nice gal! How 'bout you trade shops with me?"
To Patty: "Bowser knows best, and what's best for ME is trading shops with YOU!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "Bwah hah hah! My rival Mario, trying to make money on such a cheap little shop!"
To Luigi: "Gwah hah hah! Luigi, this is the crummiest shop I've ever seen in my life! What a joke!!"
To Peach: "What an adorable shop! Maybe I'll kidnap the both of you, Peach! Bwah hah hah!"
To Yoshi: "Gwah hah hah! Mario's horsey owns a dinky little shop! What am I not surprised it's so cheap?"
To Toad: "Don't get all excited, Toad. It's not like you're gonna make a lot of money from this puny shop of yours!"
To Donkey Kong: "What's up with the bargain-basement bananas? Hey, Donkey Kong, are you even trying to win!?!"
To Wario: "I'm taking pity on your rinky-dink shop just by landing on here, Wario! No need to thank me!"
To Waluigi: "Building a cheap shop like this is no way to improve your reputation, buddy! You gotta have some class!!"
To Daisy: "Bwah hah hah! You don't know the first thing about makin' money, do you, Princess Daisy??"
To Birdo: "Wow, this shop is cheap even by your standards, Birdo!"
To Diddy Kong: "Bwah hah hah! Your shop's as puny as you are, Diddy Kong!"
To Bowser Jr.: "C'mon, Son! You need to put a little TLC into this shop. It just makes a good business sense!"
To Slime: "Ha! This shop is so tiny, I almost didn't see it till I was standing on top of it!"
To Princessa: "Here - take my money. Looks like you need it more than I do!"
To Kiryl: "Who put this cheap little shop here!? Get rid of it so someone can build a nice EXPENSIVE shop!"
To Yangus: "I thought this was gonna be a challenge! You're makin' it way too easy for me! Bwah hah hah!"
To Angelo: "Oh, did I step on your precious little shop? Here's a few bucks - go buy yourself something nice!"
To Platypunk: "Gwah hah hah! What kinda shop is this? It's barely worth what you paid for it!"
To Bianca: "Is this place even open? I feel like I'm gettin' to shop here for free! HA!"
To Alena: "No risk, no reward! One of these days, you're gonna learn how to make REAL money!"
To Carver: "Oh, did I almost squish your eensy shop!? Sorry 'bout that! Bwah hah hah!"
To Jessica: "BORING! Someone needs to raise the stakes around here!"
To Dragonlord: "Bwah hah hah! I'm not scared of you OR your stupid shop, ya big, overgrown lizard!"
To Stella: "What a cute little shop, Stella! It's just like you! Gwah hah!"
To Patty: "What a cheap place! It's barely worth the trouble to shop here, Patty!"
To player: "Gwah hah hah! This shop's pathetic (player's name)! You ever gonna raise the prices around here?"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "GRARRRRGH! This is this is the last place I want to be seen! Don't think I meant to stop here, Mario!"
To Luigi: "GWAH! Luigi, you should advertise when you've got a shop this expensive! Gimme a little warning next time!"
To Peach: "I come to kidnap Princess Peach, and she's not even here! Definitely NOT worth the price!"
To Yoshi: "You've got nothing but junk in this shop, Yoshi! Why's it so expensive!?"
To Toad: "This is a pretty nice shop you built here, Toad. Too bad I'm gonna smash it someday!"
To Donkey Kong: "Quit your chest-beating, Donkey Kong! I only came to this shop by mistake!"
To Wario: "Wipe that smug look off your face, Wario, or I'll wipe if off for you!"
To Waluigi: "ARGH! Waluigi! Your shop's as rotten as you are!"
To Daisy: "Princess Daisy! How can you pick my pockets like this!?"
To Birdo: "I bet you think this shop is as precious as that little bow on your head, Birdo. Well, you'd be wrong!"
To Diddy Kong: "Knock off that hootin' and hollerin'! I'm never coming back to this shop again!"
To Bowser Jr.: "You're doing pretty well for yourself! Like father, like son, huh?"
To Slime: "Why, you slimy little- I'm gonna stomp your shop to bits!"
To Princessa: "Grr! Is this some kinda joke!? Why is every princess out to get me!?"
To Kiryl: "What a rip-off! This junk shop isn't worth half that price!"
To Yangus: "ARGH! Whatcha trying to do, ya big lug!? Bankrupt me!?"
To Angelo: "WHAT!? Next time, I'm gonna squish this shop like a little bug! Bwah hah hah!"
To Platypunk: "Grr! You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, or I'd stomp this shop into oblivion!"
To Bianca: "GRAH! What's the big idea, puttin' a pricey shop right here where I'm standing!?"
To Alena: "Whoa, what's with the big bucks!? This some sorta scam!? GRR!"
To Carver: "ARGH! I'm gonna squish this shop like a bug! Squish, you little bug!"
To Jessica: "ARGH! These prices are way too high! No fair!!"
To Dragonlord: "Ugh! This shops stinks likes a stinking lizard! I'm never coming here again!"
To Stella: "Hrm... Kind of a fancy shop for such a pip-squeak, Stella!"
To Patty: "You're picking my pockets here, lady! ARRRGH!!"
To male player: "HEY! You trying to get on my bad side or something, (player's name)!?"
To female player: "HUH!? What did I do to deserve this kinda treatment, (player's name)!?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "Mario! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!"
To Luigi: "GRRR! LUIGI! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!"
To Peach: "Huh? Princess Peach was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!"
To Yoshi: "Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, Yoshi!"
To Toad: "You trying to make me lose face, Toad!? I'm gonna make you lose YOUR face! Gwah hah hah!"
To Donkey Kong: "NOOO! Donkey Kong, you big hairy lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!"
To Wario: "Wario! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!"
To Waluigi: "Don't let it go to your head, Waluigi! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!"
To Daisy: "WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, Daisy!"
To Birdo: "What do you think you're doing, Birdo!? Who gave you the right to charge so much!? GRR!"
To Diddy Kong: "Diddy Kong! You little goofball! This place is a trap!"
To Bowser Jr.: "Urgh! I hate to give up my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!"
To Slime: "Gwah hah! You think this bothers me? Think again, ya squishy little thing!"
To Princessa: "If I wasn't stuck here, lady, I'd—well, I don't know what I'd do, but it'd be bad!!"
To Kiryl: "GRR! You've got just what it takes to ruffle my feathers, buddy boy!"
To Yangus: "Better watch your back, Yangus! You don't wanna get on my bad side! Gwah hah hah!"
To Angelo: "GRR! I'm gonna pretend that didn't just happen!"
To Platypunk: "Think you're a match for me!? Well, do ya, punk!?"
To Bianca: "AUGHH! I'm gonna make you wish you'd never opened up this shop!"
To Alena: "What!? Hey, no one treats the king of the Koopas like this! NO ONE!"
To Carver: "GRRRRR! Better watch out, Carver. You don't want to see me when I'm REALLY mad!"
To Jessica: "When did this stupid shop get so expensive!? I'm gonna pound a hole right through it!!"
To Dragonlord: "Don't you get smart with me! I've been an evil overlord a lot longer than you, Dragon-breath!"
To Stella: "Urgh... I thought a gal like you would be nicer than this!"
To Patty: "I'm taking pity on your ridiculous little shop just by stopping here! Bwah hah hah!"
To male player: "You really wanna be my enemy, (player's name)? Just ask Mario how that's worked out for him!"
To female player: "You're worse than Peach, (player's name)! You trying to get on my bad side!?"

Bowser Jr.[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "GRR! Mario! Why do you always have to be such a thorn in my side?"
To Luigi: "When did you scrape together those assets, Luigi!? You must've cheated or something! No one is THAT good!"
To Bowser: "Way to go, Dad! I'll try to keep the path clear while you make a dash for the bank! GRR! Stay out of my dad's way!"
To Diddy Kong: "Diddy Kong is about to win? I'm gonna have to start playing dirty! Now, where did I put my bag of evil tricks...?"
To player: "You're not gonna win that easily, (player's name)! I'll rain all over your little victory parade!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Bowser: "Dad! I'm your favorite son, right? So swap shops with me! We'll get rich together!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "One of Mario's shops, huh? You sure are puny! Did you eat a Mini Mushroom or something?"
To Luigi: "This place is so cheap, Luigi! Here, take my gold - looks like you need it a lot more than I do!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "Ugh! Of all the stupid shops in all the stupid world, I just HAD to land on Mario's!"
To Luigi: "Luigi! This is YOUR shop? I can't believe you aren't gonna have a 50-percent-off sale in my honor!"
To Peach: "Normally I wouldn't spend so much gold. But this is Princess Peach's shop, so I guess can afford it..."
To Bowser: "Wow, Dad! You've got the coolest shop in the world! It's worth any price to bask in the glory of the great Bowser!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "URGH! When did this shop get so expensive, Mario? You must be cheating! CHEATER!"
To Luigi: "ARGH! You've gotta be kidding! How'd someone as dull as Luigi build himself such a fancy, expensive shop?"
To Peach: "Grrrraaargh! I don't care if it's your shop, Princess Peach - those prices are ridiculous!"
To Bowser: "Urk! That's some shop you've got here, Dad! I'm gonna work extra hard to live up to your awesomeness!"
To Diddy Kong: "Ouch! I underestimated you, Diddy Kong! You must be raking in the gold with this place!"
To player: "Ow ow ow! That hurts! What goes around comes around, (player's name), and don't you forget it!"

Carver[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Hey, Mario! I ain't about to let you beat me, pal!"
To Luigi: "You're a sneaky devil, aren't ya, Luigi, layin' low till you were ready to make your move!?"
To Peach: "What!? But there's no way I can lose to somethin' as soft as a peach!"
To Toad: "You better not beat me, Toad, or I'm gonna roast you on a spit when we're done here!"
To Donkey Kong: "Fair enough, we've both got the brawn, but surely I've got more brains than you. ...Haven't I?"
To Slime: "Couldn't I just pick you up and chuck you off the board or somethin'? It's sooo temptin'..."
To Platypunk: "Where d'ya think you're goin', punk!? ...Eh? Who am I callin' ‘punk’? Who d'ya- ...Oh, right! I see what ya mean! Heh heh!"
To Alena: "Sorry, Tsarevna, but if ya wanna win this, you're gonna have to answer to me first!"
To Dragonlord: "Hey, Dragonlord! You haven't got a hope of takin' over the world with that sort of cash!"
To Patty: "Yeah! Nice goin', Patty! Us real pros know how to sock it to 'em, huh?"
To player: "Aw, you're not thinkin' of takin' the title just like that, are ya, (player's name)? Let's have some fun first!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Patty: "Patty, I love it! Cheap feels good!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Patty: "Whoa! Patty, what happened? Did you mess up your price labels or somethin'?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Patty: "Patty! Are these the kinda prices you charge for your party plannin', too? Phew! Count me out!"
To male player: "Oof! Th-That kinda h-hurt, (player's name)..."
To female player: "Oof! Th-That didn't h-hurt at all, (player's name)... Hardly f-felt a thing!"

The player leveling up[edit]

To female player: "We've gotta have a party to celebrate your big promotion, lady! I'll put on a big spread over at one of my shops. Get yourself over there, fast!"

Diddy Kong[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Donkey Kong: "Oookity ookity (I know you reached the goal, Donkey Kong, but you can't just leave me hanging here!)"
To Bowser Jr.: "Ook ookity ook! (There's no way I'm letting you win without a fight, Bowser Jr.!)"
To Carver: "Ookie! Ookity! (You're incredible, Carver! I'm gonna follow your example from now on!)"
To others: "Ookity? Ook! Oook! Oookity! (You reached the goal, (1st place player's name)? Wow! But I won't give up! I'll fight even harder!)"
To player: "Ookie... Ook ook ookity! (You're almost there, (player's name)... But I'm not gonna give up!)"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Donkey Kong: "Ookie! Ookie ookity! (Hey, Donkey Kong! Let's play co-op and trade shops!)"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Donkey Kong: "Ook oookity ook! Ook! (I expected you to have a bigger shop, Donkey Kong! You're barely making a profit here!)"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Donkey Kong: "Oookity ookie ook! (Guess I shoulda figured your shop'd be all big and expensive, Donkey Kong!)"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Donkey Kong: "Oookity ookie ooook! (I don't need any special treatment, Donkey Kong, but this is ridiculous!)"
To Bowser Jr.: "Oook! Ookity oookity! (Ugh! This is the last thing I need right now, Bowser Jr.!)"
To Carver: "Oookie! Ook ookity! (Whoa, Carver! This is the kind of shop I'd expect to see under Donkey Kong's control!)"
To male player: "Oookie ook ookity! (This is a pretty powerful shop you've got here, (player's name)!)"
To female player: "Oookity ook ook ookie ook! (I hate spending all this gold, (player's name), but at least it's going to a good cause - you!)"

Donkey Kong[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Diddy Kong: "Ook! Ookie ook! (That was pretty sneaky, Diddy Kong! You weren't supposed to get ahead of me like that!)"
To Carver: "Oookie ook... OOK! (I underestimated you, Carver... Maybe you really ARE stronger than me!)"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Diddy Kong: "Ooka ooka! OOKA! (This shop of yours has got a long way to go, Diddy Kong. Better make it stronger!)"
To Carver: "Ooook Ook hoot! (What a puny little shop! Come on, Carver-you can do better than this!)"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Diddy Kong: "Hoot! Ookie ook! (Guess you know what you're doing, Diddy Kong. Well, don't expect me to hold back anymore!)"
To Carver: "Ooka ooo ook! ('Bout time I found a worthy competitor, Carver!)"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Diddy Kong: "Ook! Ook ooka ooo! (Not too shabby, Diddy Kong! I'm proud of you and scared of you at the same time!)"
To Carver: "Oookie! Oookie OOK ooooo! (Nope! There is NO way I'm losing to you, Carver!)"
To player: "Ook ook? (You trying to break me, (player's name)?)"

Dragonlord[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Slime: "Know thy station, diminutive minion of my dominion! Thou, Slime, art the lowest of the low!"
To Princessa: "Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! Destroyed, thou shalt be, before thou can see the bank and what lies therein!"
To Platypunk: "Erase that crazed grin from your chin, you dim, tail-obsessed jester! If you think you can outsmart me, you are sorely flawed in the head."
To Patty: "Th-This can not be! No commoner can domineer o'er I, Lord of Dragons!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Slime: "Underling, quiver and wither with pride! For ooze I choose as my bartering partner."
To Princessa: "Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! That we partner now in trade is as fate hath bade."
To Platypunk: "Underling! Bring me the keys, if you please, to your store, and I, furthermore, shall swap you this shop."

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Slime: "Slime, thy nerve is steely to have the nerve to get on my nerves o'er such a puny sum!"
To Princessa: "Hmph! A base place for one of Erdrick's kin."
To Platypunk: "Know thy place, platypunk! Thou dost not accost me, Lord of Dragons, with a bill!"
To Patty: "Wah ha ha hah! A typical, whimsical, hysterical shop of a puny plebian!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Slime: "Irreverent ignoramus! Shameless, thou art! Ne'er shall I forget this mockery!"
To Princessa: "There! There in thy shadow! O! Erdrick's form flickering, licking its lips!"
To Platypunk: "What!? Thou hast the gall to call me into this hall of overpriced junk!?"
To Patty: "Thou darest to rile me with demands of such a pile? Uaaargh!"
To player: "Thou wouldst charge me in such large amounts!? Trudge through the depths of this grudge, you will, for year upon year upon year."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Slime: "Brazen gloop! I sentence thee to an eternity of rigid standing to attention! Not a wobble shalt thou make!"
To Princessa: "Waaargh! Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! Thou trowest me beat by these puny bills!?"
To Platypunk: "Lippy lackey! Lacking even a whit of wit! How dare thee demand such a sum!"
To Patty: "Thou! Thou art wretched! A pest! Thou deceivest the best of all thy miserable comrades."
To player: "I shall ruin thee yet, (player's name)! Thee, thy shops, all of this in rack and ruin!"

Jessica[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Yangus: "I don't believe it! For some reason, the thought of you winning is extremely hard to swallow, boy."
To Angelo: "No doubt you think it's your charisma that got you so far? Well, congratulations, Angelo."

Swapping shops[edit]

To Yangus: "If you have any sense, boy, you would swap shops with me before someone else beats you to it."
To Angelo: "I suppose you'll have to do...for swapping shops, that is."
To Stella: "Stella, do you want to swap shops with me? You know, just to mark the occassion?"
To Player: "Looks like the only shop that can be swapped for mine of yours, (Player's name)! Why don't we give it a try?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Yangus: "He he! Well, I'd say that's about right as children's pocket money goes."
To Angelo: "This is rather a shoddy-looking shop for someone of your class, Angelo. Is everything alright?"
To Stella: "Hmm, I was expecting something a bit more...crazy from one of your shops, Stella. The prices, I mean. Not you!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Yangus: "Hmph! If you can be so greedy as a child, you're bound to turn into a thief when you grow up!"
To Angelo: "No! This is your place, Angelo? Hmph! Well, I don't care one bit."
To Stella: "Wh-What a great shop! I mean really...great. Just... Just maybe, you know... You can't help feeling, can you, that...it's a little bit - just a tiny bit - pricey?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Yangus: "Now look here, boy! Are you sure you want to make me angry?"
To Angelo: "Oh! And there I was thinking you were a gentleman, Angelo."
To Stella: "Keep calm, Jessica, keep calm. You can't get angry at a faerie..."
To male player: "I always try to make allowances for you, (player's name), but this I can't forgive. This is extortionate!"
To female player: "I don't like to say it, (player's name), but this price is absolutely ridiculous!"

Kiryl[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "To achieve victory against formidable odds, I believe is evidence from guiding hand of Goddess."
To Alena: "You are to win, Tsarevna? Yoy! I must to make celebration preparations!"
To Angelo: "I do not acknowledge such frivolous priest as one like you."

Swapping shops[edit]

To Alena: "Ts-Tsarevna...I am pondering with possibility for courtshi- Nyet! I mean, for exchange of shops!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Luigi: "I feel something's familiar about you, Luigi. You are having some similarity to another one, perhaps?"
To Alena: "This was shop from Tsarevna!? I pay much more bigger money if I did know this!"
To Patty: "You are kind-hearted lady, Patty. Always you consider the needs of humble travelers."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Luigi: "L-Luigi! Surely you do not try to steal the advantage from us?"
To Alena: "This is most impressing shop. This shop is belonging to Tsarevna!? If I did know this, I pay more!"
To Patty: "Ahem. May I suggest you put the price a little more cheaper, Patty?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Luigi: "Luigi, you have gone to place that I cannot reach. Yoy, yoy, yoy..."
To Alena: "Even for Tsarevna's sake, such large price gives me great troubles. Yoy-oy-yoy..."
To Patty: "Patty...I do not object to payment of somewhat higher price, but this height is... Yoy!"
To player: "Yoy-oy-yoy..."

Luigi[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Way to go, bro! Scoot on over to the bank as quickly as you can!"
To Peach: "Try not to get kidnapped on your way to the bank, Princess Peach!"
To Bowser: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Bowser!"
To Daisy: "You're an inspiration to us all, Princess Daisy!"
To Yoshi: "Slow down, Yoshi! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Toad: "Slow down, Toad! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Donkey Kong: "Slow down, Donkey Kong! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Wario: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Wario!"
To Waluigi: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Waluigi!"
To Diddy Kong: "Slow down, Diddy Kong! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Bowser Jr.: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Bowser Jr.!"
To Slime: "Slow down, Slime! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Princessa: "Slow down, Princessa! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Kiryl: "Slow down, Kiryl! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Platypunk: "Slow down, Platypunk! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Angelo: "Slow down, Angelo! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Yangus: "Slow down, Yangus! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Alena: "Slow down, Alena! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Bianca: "Slow down, Bianca! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Carver: "Slow down, Carver! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Jessica: "Slow down, Jessica! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Dragonlord: "Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Dragonlord!"
To Stella: "Slow down, Stella! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"
To Patty: "Slow down, Patty! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Peach: "I'm surprised you haven't adorned this shop with rubies and pearls, Princess Peach. Thanks for keeping it cheap!"
To Bowser Jr.: "Nice try, Bowser Jr.! A little hit like that's not enough to shrink me down!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "So much for brotherly love, huh, Mario?"
To player: "Eep! Thanks a lot, (player's name). Now my wallet's as empty as Bowser's cold, dark heart!"

Mario[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Luigi: "Great job, Bro! Ha ha! You're my hero!"
To Peach: "Looks like I need to start picking some flowers for your victory bouquet, Princess Peach!"
To Yoshi: "Hey, Yoshi! You're gonna share all that gold with me if you win, right? C'mon, I thought we were buddies!"
To Bowser: "Don't think I'm going to let you win that easily, Bowser!"
To Toad: "My good friend! Where's your sportstoadship? How can you make a break for the goal without even helping me?"
To Donkey Kong: "You sure know how to roll that die, Donkey Kong! Almost as well as you roll a barrel!"
To Wario: "Are those coins I hear ratting around in your pockets, Wario!? Looks like you might win this one!"
To Waluigi: "What!? Waluigi's about to win!? I don't think Luigi is going to be too happy about that…"
To Daisy: "This is gonna be a big win for you, Princess Daisy! You must be so proud!"
To Birdo: "We're all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"
To Diddy Kong: "Mamma mia! You've got everything you need to win, Diddy Kong! Am I really going to lose?"
To Bowser Jr.: "Bowser Jr.! You're just like your daddy. Always getting in my way!"
To Slime: "Hey, that slime is about to win! How did that happen? I thought I was going to come out on top!"
To Princessa: "Oh, Princess lady, how did you reach the goal so quickly? You're gonna win if I don't do something to stop you!"
To Kiryl: "Mamma mia! I can't believe that fellow is about to win! What can I do to stop him?"
To Yangus: "Oh no! Mario was supposed to win this game! Am I really going to lose?"
To Angelo: "Oh boy! Looks like Mario isn't going to win this one! How can that be? Mario always wins!"
To Platypunk: "Is it game over for Mario? No, no! I'm not giving up till the end!"
To Bianca: "Looks like you're about to capture the prize! Mamma mia! I can't lose like this!"
To Alena: "It's me, Mario! And I'm about to lose! Wahhhhaaahhh!"
To Carver: "You reached the goal already? Oh well! I'll get you next time!"
To Jessica: "I was so full of hope at the beginning of this game, but now it looks like I may not win this one!"
To Dragonlord: "Don't get ahead of yourself, Dragonlord! It's not game over yet!"
To Stella: "Oh boy! I've still got a fighting chance, right? C'mon, it's me, Mario!"
To Patty: "How did you reach the goal already, Patty? That's a lot of gold coins!"
To male player: "You proved yourself to be a real hero today, (player's name)! Bravo!"
To female player: "What an inspirational heroine you turned out to be, (player's name)! Brava!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Luigi: "PSSST! Hey, Bro! You want to get ahead? I've got a plan! Let's trade shops!"
To Peach: "Oh, Princess Peach! Trade shops with me, won't you? It's a good deal for both of us!"
To Yoshi: "Yoshi, my friend! Trade shops with me, and we'll both come out ahead!"
To Bowser: "I don't want to do this…but I think we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops , enemy of mine!"
To Toad: "Let's make a deal, Toad. Swapping shops will give us both a leg up!"
To Donkey Kong: "Heya! Want to trade shops, Donkey Kong? C'mon, don't make me jump over barrels!!"
To Wario: "You're a greedy one, Wario, but maybe that'll come in handy today. Trade shops with me, and we'll both be winners!!"
To Waluigi: "I hate to fraternize with my brother's nemesis, but it looks like we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops, Waluigi!"
To Daisy: "Yoo hoo, Princess Daisy! I've got a nice deal for you! Take a look!"
To Birdo: "Birdo, have I got a deal for you! We'll both come out ahead if we swap shops!"
To Diddy Kong: "Don't believe everything Donkey Kong has told you about me, Diddy Kong. I'm a nice guy! I just want to trade shops!"
To Bowser Jr.: "I don't want to do this…but I think we're going to have to work together."
To Slime: "Hey, slurpy little slime! What do you say you and I trade shops?"
To Princessa: "I've got a soft spot for princesses. How about I let you swap shops with me, Your Highness?"
To Kiryl: "Oooh, I've got a great idea! Let's swap shops and we'll both come out on top!"
To Yangus: "Hmm... How about we swap shops, my friend? That way, everybody wins!"
To Angelo: "You know what would make my day? If you would swap shops with me, Angelo! Pretty please?"
To Platypunk: "Don't get angry, Platypunk! I only want to trade shops with you!"
To Bianca: "Yoo hoo! Do you want to trade shops with me? C'mon - it'll be fun!"
To Alena: "Ooh! Ooh! I've got a great idea! Let's trade shops and beat those other guys at their own game!"
To Carver: "It's me, Mario! And I want to swap shops! It must be your lucky day!"
To Jessica: "Let's both put our business skills to good use and swap shops! Trust me, I'm Mario!"
To Dragonlord: "We should swaps shops! But don't think this makes us friends or anything... It's just a good business decision!"
To Stella: "Oh, hey, you! Yes, you! C'mon - let's swap shops!"
To Patty: "Swapping shops with me - now, THAT'S the way to win this game! C'mon - give it a try!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Luigi: "Hey, Bro! I'm glad to see your shop isn't too expensive. Now I'm glad I dropped by!"
To Peach: "Thanks for not charging me too much for shopping here, Princess Peach! You're one of the good ones!"
To Yoshi: "Yoshi! I'm glad I stopped by. Shopping here isn't as expensive as I thought it was going to be!"
To Bowser: "Hey, Bowser! Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all! Your shop is cheap, at least!"
To Toad: "Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn't too pricey, Toad!"
To Donkey Kong: "Hey, Donkey Kong! Would you mind if I paid you in bananas? Ha ha ha! Oh, I bet you get that joke all the time!"
To Wario: "I'm surprised your shop is so cheap, Wario! I guess I should be grateful you're not being too greedy, huh?"
To Waluigi: "Oopsy-daisy! I wasn't planning on stopping here. At least I'm not going to have to shell out too many gold coins!"
To Daisy: "Uh-oh! Come back, my beautiful gold coins! Ah well… I suppose it could be worse, right?"
To Birdo: "Shopping here is a bargain, Birdo!"
To Diddy Kong: "Ah! This is reasonably priced shop! I'm surprised you're not charging an arm and a banana, Diddy Kong!"
To Bowser Jr.: "I'm grateful that you're not charging too much, Bowser Jr., but I still don't like giving you my hard-earned gold!"
To Slime: "I'm lucky I didn't land on a pricey shop! This one isn't so bad!"
To Princessa: "Lucky Mario! Shopping here isn't going to be too bad, I guess. It could be worse!"
To Kiryl: "Whew! Thank my lucky stars! This shop isn't as expensive as I thought it was gonna be!"
To Yangus: "Here's a little gold, Yangus! Thanks for not charging me any more than that!"
To Angelo: "Aw, I was going to spend my gold coins on something nice for Princess Peach! But fair is fair - take my money!"
To Platypunk: "Oops! I wasn't planning on stopping here! But since I did, I'd better give you some gold!"
To Bianca: "Ah, what a charmed life I lead! I could've landed on a much more expensive shop, but I didn't!"
To Alena: "Maybe this is a blessing in disguise. Your shop could've been a lot pricier, Alena, but it's not! Whew!"
To Carver: "Oh, that price isn't all that terrible. Here's my gold! Have fun with it!"
To Jessica: "Oh, hey! Your prices aren't too bad, Jessica! This shop is actually pretty cheap!"
To Dragonlord: "I suppose the prices here aren't all that bad! Here, take my gold and keep it safe!"
To Stella: "Whew! I dodged a Bullet Bill on that one! These prices are actually kinda reasonable!"
To Patty: "Just my luck! No, I really mean it - I'm lucky to have landed on such a cheap shop! Yippee!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Luigi: "Hey, Bro! I can't believe you're charging these kinda prices! They're a bit high, don't you think?"
To Peach: "Uh-oh! Peach, do you really expect me to pay that much just to shop here? I though we were friends!"
To Yoshi: "Oh boy, Yoshi! I hope you're saving up all the money you make from this shop, ‘cause it sure is pricey!"
To Bowser: "Oh no! There go my gold coins! I worked hard for those Bowser!"
To Toad: "Whoa! What an expensive shop! That's just about the last thing I need today!"
To Donkey Kong: "Oh boy ! I was saving those coins to buy myself something special. Thanks a bunch of bananas, Donkey Kong!"
To Wario: "I sure hate to give you so many of my gold coins, Wario! You won't be too happy until I'm completely bankrupt!"
To Waluigi: "Why, Waluigi, why!? You've got no good reason to charge so much just to shop here!"
To Daisy: "Oh, Princess Daisy! Why do you need to charge so much to shop here? I'm not sure it's worth it!"
To Birdo: "Ouch! Birdo, you're charging me an arm and a mustache! That's precious gold I'm never going to see again!"
To Diddy Kong: "Boo! That's a bad Kong!! A very bad Kong!"
To Bowser Jr.: "I'm surprised you're charging folks so much to shop here, Bowser Jr. ! Just like your daddy, you are!"
To Slime: "What are you going to do with my money, Slime? You can buy yourself a fancy mustache and be handsome like Mario!"
To Princessa: "Whoa! I didn't mean to stop here...but since I did, I guess I owe you some serious gold coinage!"
To Kiryl: "Oh dear! Where did this place come from? I suppose you want all my gold coins now, don't you? Bye-bye, gold coins!"
To Yangus: "Oh boy! I hope I never land here again! I don't think I'll be able to afford it!"
To Angelo: "Ouch! That smarts! Here - take my gold coins! Just take them!"
To Platypunk: "What kind of big-ticket items are you selling, Platypunk? I'm gonna have to think twice about shopping here next time!"
To Bianca: "My oh my! Prices here are nothing to sneeze at! Oh, wait... AH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
To Alena: "This isn't how I wanted to spend my hard-earned gold coins! Look at them fly out of my pockets! Get back in there, coins!"
To Carver: "I didn't really budget for this, did I? Oh well! I hope you enjoy all of those gold coins, Carver!"
To Jessica: "Why would you charge this simple plumber so many gold coins - just for the privilege of shopping here?"
To Dragonlord: "Dragonlord, you're as bad as Bowser! Are you going to take all that gold and do something evil with it?"
To Stella: "Hey! Do you think I'm made of gold coins or something?"
To Patty: "I hope all of these gold coins are going to a good cause!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! Can't you give me a special discount or something? I thought we were the bestest of buddies!"
To Peach: "Not very nice, Princess Peach! Not very nice at all!"
To Yoshi: "Yoshi! After everything I've done for you!?"
To Bowser: "Mamma mia! This place is way too pricey for a simple plumber!"
To Toad: "You need to have a sale, Toad! Your prices are out of this world!"
To Donkey Kong: "Do you really need to take my gold coins, Donkey Kong? Can't I just write you an I.O.U.?"
To Wario: "Getting greedier by the minute, aren't you, Wario?"
To Waluigi: "Go on, Waluigi! Take my money and run, you greedy man!"
To Daisy: "Why bother earning money if I'm just gonna end up throwing it away like this?"
To Birdo: "This is gonna smart, Birdo! Why do you need to charge so much just to shop here?"
To Diddy Kong: "Ouch ouch ouch! Why don't you just throw a barrel at me? That would hurt less than giving you so many of my gold coins!"
To Bowser Jr.: "Mamma mia! I don't know if I can afford these prices!"
To Slime: "Oh no! How can I afford my fancy mustache wax if I spend all my gold coins here!"
To Princessa: "That's gonna put a big dent in my finances, Princess Princessa!"
To Kiryl: "Hey, where'd all my gold coins go? I'm gonna need those someday!"
To Yangus: "Come back, little gold coins! Get back in my pockets!"
To Angelo: "Bye-bye, little gold coins! I'm gonna miss each and every one of you!"
To Platypunk: "I spend so many gold coins to shop here, and what do I get for it? Nothing but empty pockets, that's what!"
To Bianca: "Mamma mia! Those are some pretty pricey prices!"
To Alena: "Bye-bye, gold coins! I hope to see you again someday!"
To Carver: "Oh no! There go all my gold coins!! I needed those!"
To Jessica: "I hope all of these gold coins of mine are going to a good cause, Jessica!"
To Dragonlord: "Mamma mia! Remind me to never shop here ever again!"
To Stella: "I suppose it's my fault for shopping here...but these high prices are a little bit silly!"
To Patty: "Come back to me one day, little coins! I'll be waiting for you!"
To male player: "Very sneaky, (player's name)! Very sneaky indeed!"
To female player: "Are you sure you need all of those gold coins, (player's name)? You know, money won't make you happy!"

Patty[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Hey, nice going, Mario! I sure hope you'll sign up on my party planning list after this!"
To Luigi: "Wow, look at you go, Luigi! You're a real egg, huh?"
To Peach: "I knew you were a cut above the rest right from the start, honey."
To Slime: "It's gonna be hard getting used to losing to a slime..."
To Kiryl: "Hey, Kiryl, why don't you take a break at one of my places before you head off to victory, huh? Isn't it a day of rest or something anyway?"
To Yangus: "Wow! You're a real go-getter, huh, kiddo? I had that kind of edge once myself. I sure wish I could get it back."
To Angelo: "Hey, Angelo, honey! You've got time for one last wild party at one of my shops before you leave us all behind, right?"
To Carver: "Gee, Carver, you look beat. Why don't you take the load off in one of my shops for a while, huh, honey?"
To Stella: "Stella! Hey, Stella! I got a cake with your name on it over here, hon! Come by one of my shops and we'll watch our figures together, huh?"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Kiryl: "Psst, Kiryl, you wanna swap shops with me? Alena's looking the other way!"
To Yangus: "Say, Yangus, you wanna swap shops with me? You'd do really well out of it."
To Angelo: "Angelo, you're a gentleman, right? You'd help a gal out if she was in trouble? ...I really need to swap this shop, see. Would you be a doll?"
To Carver: "Hey, Carver, aren't you looking for the action to pick up a bit? Say, why don't you swap shops with me?"
To Stella: "Hey, Stella, you wanna swap shops with me? We'll both come out on top, honey!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Kiryl: "This is your shop, right, Kiryl? You've got a nice place here."
To Yangus: "You're pretty smart, honey. This is a great place for a shop."
To Angelo: "This is a real cute shop you've got here, Angelo. I guess this is how a gentleman runs a business, right?"
To Stella: "This is such a swell shop, Stella! I wish I could pull something like this off."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Kiryl: "My, this is a pretty expensive shop you've got here, Kiryl! It's not what I'd expect from someone like you."
To Yangus: "Gee, Yangus, that's a sneaky place to have such a pricey shop! I stumbled right into it!"
To Angelo: "I thought you were a gentleman, Angelo. That you were kind to women. Guess I was wrong."
To Stella: "I guess this is what youthful spirit does for you, huh? I remember when I was a young adventurer..."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Kiryl: "Wow, Kiryl! Behind that gentle face of yours is a real shark, huh? I think it's only fair that I warn Alena..."
To Yangus: "I guess it's OK to let you have all this gold now. You'll have to pay your dues like the rest of us when you grow up, kid."
To Angelo: "That's it, Angelo! I'm really mad at you now! Just don't talk to me for a while, OK?"
To Stella: "Phew! You really mean business, huh, Stella? I've gotta say, I'm envious. I wish I still had that kinda fire in me."
To male player: "You're something else, you know that, (player's name)? Have...have our paths crossed before? You remind me of a legendary hero I once knew..."
To female player: "You're something else, you know that, (player's name)? Have...have our paths crossed before? You remind me of a legendary heroine I once knew..."

Platypunk[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Slime: "You slimeball! I shoulda known you'd pull a fast one, you sharper!"
To Dragonlord: "Hey, Dragonlord! You and me, we're gunnin' for the same side here, huh? Let's hit the finish line together!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Slime: "Hey, squishy! Quit shakin' already and switch stores wid me like a stand-up guy!"
To Dragonlord: "I respect you, pops. I'd like to switch stores wid you to mark this historic meetin' of ours."

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Slime: "Ain't no surprise this dive's prices are so low bein' run by a lowlife slime."
To Dragonlord: "Ya know, pops, I was expectin' sommat a little more classy from a boss monster like- ...Er, sorry. No disrespect intended..."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Slime: "A great big fancy joint like this is wasted on a slimeball like you!"
To Dragonlord: "You got more clout than the Plobfather, pops!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Slime: "For a slime, you sure got a lot of spine, punk! These prices are outta this woild!"
To Dragonlord: "Maybe it's time I considered a change in career, huh? You got any openin's, pops?"
To Patty: "I get a kick outta stoppin' in these pricey joints, you know?"
To male player: "The larger the bill, the better it feels! These suitcases of kale are weighin' me down, ya know?"
To female player: "Yeah, bring it on, doll! You wanna piece of me, huh!? I got all the resoives I need!"

Princess Daisy[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Way to flex your muscles, Mario! And here I was thinking I'd finally beat you in a game!"
To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! You sure you don't want to let ME win? Hmph! After all we've been through together!"
To Peach: "I'm lovin' the girl power, Peach! Win this one for the ladies!"
To Yoshi: "How did Yoshi manage to beat me? This has gotta be some kind of fluke! I demand a recount!"
To Bowser: "Hmph! I refuse to congratulate Bowser, no matter how awesome he did playing this game."
To Toad: "Really nice, Toad. You're gonna leave me behind just so you can go off and win? Princess Peach wouldn't like that at all!"
To Donkey Kong: "Drat! I didn't think you'd be any good at this sort of thing, Donkey Kong. I stand corrected!"
To Wario: "I totally would've won this game if I'd lowered myself to your level, Wario. Remember that!"
To Waluigi: "Whoa! If Waluigi wins, he's gonna be all sorts of famous. I can't compete with that!"
To Birdo: "I'd give you a blue ribbon for first place, Birdo, but somehow I think you'd prefer a pink ribbon! Hee hee!"
To Diddy Kong: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"
To Bowser Jr.: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"
To Princessa: "You're really gonna let me lose, Princessa? I thought that was against the princess code or something!"
To Platypunk: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game! Get your tail back here!"
To Alena: "I can't believe I'm gonna lose to Alena! I'm more of a princess than she'll ever be!"
To Stella: "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!" (in a surprised emotion)
To player: "Oh, but you can't win yet, (player's name) - I'm having too much fun! I order you to continue playing this game!

Swapping shops[edit]

To Mario: "I've got a brilliant idea, Mario. Let's swap shops and teach these guys a lesson on how to play the market!"
To Luigi: "You're the only one here I can truly trust, Luigi... Trade shops with me, won't you?"
To Peach: "Let's swap shops, Peach. You know as a symbol of friendship between the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland!"
To Yoshi: "I shall give you the honor of trading shops with me, Yoshi. You're welcome in advance!"
To Bowser: "Oh dear. The unthinkable has finally happened. I'm asking Bowser, of all people, to trade shops with me!"
To Toad: "Surely you wouldn't turn me down, would you, Toad?"
To Donkey Kong: "It's your lucky day, Donkey Kong. I decided to trade shops with you!"
To Wario: "Ew! I hate the idea of owning a shop that once belonged to you, Wario... but I have no choice. Let's trade!"
To Waluigi: "You'd do anything for me, wouldn't you, Waluigi? I bet you would! C'mon, let's trade shops!"
To Birdo: "Hey, Birdo! After we swap shops, let's go get our nails done! Hee hee!"
To Diddy Kong: "C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"
To Bowser Jr.: "C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"
To Alena: "We're princesses, Alena. It's only logical that we should conduct this trade with a modicum of elegance and grace!"
To Stella: "Think you're hot stuff, Stella? Then put your money where your mouth is and swap shops with me!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "This shop is cheap now, but if I know Mario, he's gonna build it up real soon!"
To Luigi: "Luigi, Luigi, Luigi... I'm disappointed! You could make this shop so much bigger!"
To Peach: "Oh, Peach! What a charming little store. Are all shops in the Mushroom Kingdom this...economical?"
To Yoshi: "I simply adore cheap shops like this one, Yoshi! The lower the prices, the more stuff I can buy!"
To Bowser: "How do you even get inside this shop, Bowser? It's so teensy-tiny!"
To Toad: "This shop is just like you, Toad! Simple and modest. That's a compliment, I promise!"
To Donkey Kong: "Donkey Kong, this is a lovely shop and all, but…how come you don't sell anything but bananas in here?"
To Wario: "I…I just saw…something black sk-skittering across the f-floor. This shop is filthy, Wario!"
To Waluigi: "What a disappointing little shop! But I shouldn't be surprised. After all, it's yours, Waluigi."
To Birdo: "Birdo, you did a fantastic job decorating this place! You made it look like a million bucks!"
To Princessa: "Come on, Princessa! Use some of that magic of yours and turn this place into a big, fancy shop!"
To Alena: "What a modest shop, Alena! A princess has to be humble, after all!"
To Stella: "This shop is so cute, Stella! I want to take the whole shop home with me!"
To player "I'd have expected any shop of yours to be way more expensive, (player's name). What gives?"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "Mario! Can I get a princess discount or something? This shop of yours is considerably overpriced!"
To Luigi: "Hmph! If you think these high prices are gonna impress me, you've got a lot to learn, Luigi!"
To Peach: "I should have expected something like this from you, Peach. You're not afraid to fight dirty!"
To Yoshi: "Yoshi! I'm absolutely stunned. How did you get the gumption to build such an extravagant shop?"
To Bowser: "Ack! This is highway robbery, Bowser, and you know it!"
To Toad: "Isn't this shop a little…swank for you, Toad? Remember your place!"
To Donkey Kong: "Oh, for Pete's sake! Why in the world is this banana-peel-strewn shop so terribly overpriced?"
To Wario: "Ugh! If you're going to charge such high prices, Wario, you should clean up a little. This shop is filthy!"
To Waluigi: "Why did I have to stop here? Not only is it overpriced, it's run by Waluigi! Icky icky ew!"
To Birdo: "Birdo! Are you charging me so much because you're jealous of my good looks? I wouldn't put it past you!"
To Diddy Kong: "What is the meaning of these unbelievable prices!? I'm not above throwing a tantrum, you know!"
To Bowser Jr.: "I think I've made some sort of mistake. There's no reason a shop would be this expensive!"
To Princessa: "Why, Princessa! You didn't by any chance cast a hex on me to make me stop here, did you?"
To Alena: "It's awfully gauche for a princess to charge so much, Alena! Where are your royal manners?"
To Stella: "Stella! Are you sure you want to charge me so much? You don't want me on your bad side!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "Whoa! What did I ever do to YOU, Mario!?"
To Luigi: "You owe me one, Luigi! Take good care of all my gold, ya big galoot!"
To Peach: "Such cruelty, Peach! This isn't how royalty is supposed to treat each other!"
To Yoshi: "Hmph! I would've expected something like this from Wario, but not from you, Yoshi!"
To Bowser: "I know how this scenario goes... First you empty my pockets, and then you kidnap me! No way, Bowser!"
To Toad: "I hope this transgression of yours doesn't break the truce between the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland, Toad!"
To Donkey Kong: "Not cool, Donkey Kong! Are you trying to bankrupt me or something?"
To Wario: "Eek! I'll gladly pay the money if you'd just let me leave this pigsty of a shop!"
To Waluigi: "Ack! This shop is way too flashy. Almost tacky, wouldn't you say, Waluigi?"
To Birdo: "Eek! I thought we were buddies, Birdo! Why would you wring me dry like this?"
To Princessa: "You really are a princess, aren't you, Princessa? Only royalty could do something so cruel without flinching!"
To Alena: "No no no! Don't you know I'm a princess? I should get a special discount or something just for coming to your silly store!"
To Dragonlord: "Ooh, just you wait... you're gonna pay me back in spades!"
To Stella: "Hey, Stella! I think your prices are off by a digit or two! Otherwise this is highway robbery!"
To male player: "Why would you do this to me, (player's name)!? Hmph! After all I've done for you!"
To female player: "I thought we were pals, (player's name)! Is this how you treat your friends?"

Princess Peach[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "You wouldn't leave me here all alone, would you, Mario? Let me catch up to you before you get to the bank!"
To Luigi: "Luigi already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!"
To Bowser: "How could you go off and win this game without me, Bowser? And after all we've been through!"
To Daisy: "Daisy! I'm shocked that you would run off to win and leave behind your sister-in-arms. Shocked!"
To Birdo: "We're all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"
To Bowser Jr.: "Rushing off to win without a backward glance, Bowser Jr.? Didn't your father teach you any manners?"
To Other Super Mario Characters: "(1st place player's name)! I'm shocked that you would run off to win and leave your favorite princess behind. Shocked!"
To Slime: "Slime already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten that thing ages ago!"
To Other Dragon Quest Characters: "(1st place player's name) already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!"
To Other Female Dragon Quest Characters like Jessica: "Jessica already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten her ages ago!"
To player: "Headed for the finish line, (player's name)? Not without me, you aren't!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Mario: "Mario! Would you be so kind as to trade shops with me? I would be forever in your debt!"
To Bowser: "I shouldn't be making deals with a baddie like you, Bowser, but I think a shop swap is in order!"
To Toad: "You'll trade shops with me, won't you, Toad? It's in both of our interests!"
To Bowser Jr.: "I know you're scheming to kidnap my shop, Bowser Jr.! Why don't we make it a fair trade instead?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "Mario, you should feed this shop more fruits and vegetables. It needs to grow up big and strong!"
To Luigi: "What a humble shop, Luigi. It suits you! Tee hee!"
To Bowser: "Why is your shop such a weakling, Bowser? I expected more from you!"
To Toad: "Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn't too pricey, Toad!"
To Bowser Jr.: "A junior-sized shop for a junior-sized Bowser. How adorable!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "I can't believe you're actually going to charge me full price, Mario!"
To Luigi: "I think your shop ate a Super Mushroom, Luigi. How else could it have gotten so big?"
To Bowser: "Oh, Bowser! Why must you always build a fortress everywhere you go?"
To Wario: "Oh my! Look at these prices! Remind me again why I decided to shop here?"
To Bowser Jr.: "Nice try, Bowser Jr.! But this pricey shop of yours won't slow me down!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "Why, Mario! Have I done something to make you angry?"
To Luigi: "I thought we were friends, Luigi. Don't make me start clipping coupons!"
To Bowser: "I've never despised you more than I do right now, Bowser. Hmph!"
To Bowser Jr.: "Your father raised you to be too greedy, Bowser Jr.! Avarice is such an unattractive quality."
To player: "You can raise your prices all you want, (player's name). But nothing will stop me from winning!"

Player buys stock in her district[edit]

To player: "Why did you buy stock in my district, (player's name)? Are you planning on sabotaging me?"

Princessa[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Slime: "How shameful it is to lose to a slime, of all opponents..."
To Platypunk: "It may look like a cute little birdie, but it still hurts to lose the game to a monster."
To Dragonlord: "Losing to the likes of you will surely anger the ancestors. I beg for your protection, great Rubiss!"
To Stella: "Wait! Miss Stella, do wait! I wish to discuss the future of Moonbrooke with you a little more."

Swapping shops[edit]

To Dragonlord: "Dragonlord! Why don't we let sleeping dogs lie and consider exchanging shops with one another?"
To Stella: "Um, Miss Stella, I was wondering if you're feeling inclined towards exchanging shops?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Dragonlord: "It makes my hackles rise to pay anything to certain characters, no matter how small an amount."
To Stella: "Ooh, is this your shop, Miss Stella? So this is what you've done with it. I'll bear it in mind!"
To player: "This shop of yours is very reasonably priced, (player's name). Would you mind if I popped in again another day?"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Dragonlord: "Oh, how foolish of me! I should never have allowed myself to stop at a shop owned by HIM."
To Stella: "Goodness me, Miss Stella. It would appear that you predicted my movements there."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Dragonlord: "Typical Dragonlord. Perhaps I'm just not strong enough to do this alone."
To Stella: "Oh dear... Well, Miss Stella, I suppose I can't blame you for not offering special treatment to a friend. I must weather the good times with the bad."
To player: "I can see you're going to be someone who really makes a splash in this world, (player's name)."

Slime[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Platypunk: "What!? Platypunk's gooing to win? No! He can't! He's cheating! He's from the Plob!!!"
To Dragonlord: "Goo, Dragonlord! The one and only master of monsterkind! ...Hm? Psaro? Goo's Psaro?"
To Stella: "Wow! Nice gooing, Stella! It's not like I've been twiddling my thumbs, but you've practically won already!"
To Patty: "You're not gooing to win already, are you, Patty? Wait a mo! If I really stretch myself, I might just catch you!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Platypunk: "You probably thought I wouldn't swap a ploperty with a platypunk, didn't you? But I'm very magnanimooze."
To Dragonlord: "Excooze me, Mr Dragonlord, would you swap a ploperty with- Eek! N-Never mind! S-Sorry I said anything! (Slurp!)"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Platypunk: "Acgooally, you're a nice little platypunk, aren't you?"
To Dragonlord: "Thank goo, Dragonlord, Your Monstrousness! ...Eek! Sorry! Excooze me!"
To Stella: "Yay! I like goo value. What a wonderful faerie you are, Stella!"
To Patty: "Oh, gooey! Your shops have slime-friendly prices, Patty. I'm glad I plopped in!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Platypunk: "Another example of the Plob being mean to a blob!"
To Dragonlord: "Wow! What a plopper, Dragonlord! B-But...why do I...have to p-pay so...?"
To Stella: "A-Are you pulling my leg, Stella? Because if you are, I should warn you, I- Eek! Nothing! Sorry!"
To Patty: "Oh dear... Everything in here costs an arm and a leg. And I've got neither, Patty!"
To player: "You're mean, (player's name)! Just because I'm a super-squishy slime, it doesn't mean I'm flexible with prices!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Platypunk: "You platypunks really hate our guts, don't you?"
To Dragonlord: "Boo hoo goo! Dragonlord's picking on me! Dragonlord's— ...Eek! S-Sorry!"
To Stella: "I thought you were a nice faerie, Stella. But you give me the blooze!"
To Patty: "Y-You've changed, Patty... You make me quake in my— Well, you make me quake!"
To player: "You're mean! Goomans are really, really mean!"

Stella[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Come on! A true superstar would never leave everyone else behind and take victory all for himself. No way!"
To Luigi: "Blimey. Everyone said you were a pathetic little loser, Luigi. But you're not a loser at least, are you?"
To Peach: "Oi! Peachy! What about us, eh? The common people? Ever stop to spare a thought for us, did you?"
To Yoshi: "Isn't there any way I could just jump onto his back and ride him to the finish line...?"
To Bowser: "Will somebody please cut that annoying flapping turtle thing down to size! Give him a critical hit or something."
To Toad: "You, you didn't use Sweet Breath on us to put us all to sleep, did you, you rotten toad?"
To Donkey Kong: "Phew! You're a bit of a bruiser, aren't you, eh, hairy?"
To Wario: "Urgh! I'm not losing to that freak of fashion!"
To Waluigi: "How the flap did you get so much cash!? You've been sneaking around doing things you shouldn't, haven't you?"
To Daisy: "Oh, come on, Daisy! Us girls have got to stick together. Let's go shopping or something!"
To Birdo: "Birdo! I thought you had more to you than that."
To Diddy Kong: "Everyone says how brainy Kongs are. But if I lose to that little thing, I'm gonna go ape!"
To Bowser Jr.: "Oi! Didn't anyone ever teach you any manners, squirt? Ladies first!"
To Slime: "I...I can't be losing to a slime. Old fatguts will go nuts."
To Princessa: "Hey, Princessa! There's loads more shops for us to explore before you go skipping off to the bank!"
To Kiryl: "I thought you were supposed to play a supportive role, Kiryl? Don't get so full of yourself!"
To Yangus: "Yangus, what are you doing? There's loads more treasure around here. How come you're heading for the finish already, eh?"
To Angelo: "It doesn't seem very gentlemanly to go off like that and leave a lady behind, Angelo."
To Platypunk: "Hey, boys! I got a case full of ice round the back. You wanna come stick your faces in it, huh? ...Hee hee hee!"
To Bianca: "I don't know what it is about you, Bianca, but I get the strangest feeling from you. Whitaker... What's it all about, eh?"
To Alena: "Don't do it, Alena! Stick with us!"
To Carver: "Hmph. I can't match your kind of brawn. I'm just not into all that bodybuilding and stuff. Bit shallow, isn't it?"
To Jessica: "Go, Jessica! You've got the ba-boom! Show the world how it's done, girl! ...Ahem."
To Dragonlord: "We can't let him win! Doesn't he want to take over the world!?"
To Patty: "Nothing keeps you down, does it, Patty? I thought you'd be lost without Erinn around to help you."

Swapping shops[edit]

To Daisy: "Hey, Daisy! I've got a really quaint little shop here. It's right up your alley. Do you want to swap?"
To Princessa: "Er, excuse me, Princessa, but I've got something really, really important to ask you... Let's swap shops!"
To Alena: "Listen, Alena, I've got a shop here that's just perfect for you. Want to do a swap with me?"
To Jessica: "I want to swap a shop with you, Jessica. Are you game?"
To Patty: "What d'you think of this shop, Patty? I'd be willing to swap it with you if you want..."

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Daisy: "You own this shop, don't you, Daisy? You could afford to glam it up a bit, I reckon. You are a princess, after all."
To Princessa: "I like this place, Princessa. Very quaint. Very you."
To Alena: "This place is charming. You know, like the prince? It's, er, very you, Alena."
To Jessica: "I know there's more to this shop than greets the eye. No shop of Jessica ‘ba-boom’ Albert's would be without an explosive surprise!"
To Patty: "That's the appeal of your shops, Patty. They don't cost a farm and an egg."
To player: "I love your shop, (player's name)! I hope it's always as cheap as chimps!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Princessa: "Ouch. Yup, this is a shop owned by a double princess alright! Classy prices for classy clients."
To Alena: "Phew! This shop's like one of your critical hits, Alena. It knocks you for sticks!"
To Jessica: "Yikes. The prices here are as swanky as you are, Jessica! Ba-boom!"
To Patty: "Uh-oh. Why do I get the feeling you're starting to take this game seriously now, Patty?"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Daisy: "Ugh, no, your idea of money's just in a different league to mine, Daisy. We're like chalk and fleas in that respect."
To Princessa: "You don't want to get on the wrong side of you, eh? I bet Moonbrooke's a nice, quiet place with you in charge!"
To Alena: "No one ever said even your shops were boyish! ...It's a bit of a shock!"
To Jessica: "This is your dynamite personality blowing up in my face, eh, Jessica? Ba-ba-boom!"
To Patty: "I haven't upset you, have I, Patty? I don't remember doing anything to get your stoat..."
To player: "You, you haven't gone and scoffed a fygg while I wasn't looking, have you, (player's name)? Those things really mess with your head!"

Toad[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Looks like you're about to win, Mario. You're the true hero of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
To Luigi: "Look at you go, Luigi! Make the Mushroom Kingdom proud!"
To Peach: "You shouldn't be walking around alone with all of that money, Princess Peach. May I escort you to the goal?"
To Yoshi: "This game has been a real challenge, Yoshi, but you came out on top! Get yourself to the bank!"
To Bowser: "Bowser is going to win? Oh, the humanity!"
To Donkey Kong: "Looks like your primal instincts paid off, Donkey Kong. I think you're going to win this one!"
To Wario: "Is Wario really about to win? Or is he just pulling another one of his dirty tricks!?"
To Waluigi: "Waluigi! Please don't win yet! I'm having too much fun to stop playing now."
To Daisy: "Princess Daisy is in an all-out dash to the finish line! Better not get in her way!"
To Birdo: "Don't start celebrating, Birdo… You haven't reached the finish line yet!"
To Diddy Kong: "Looks like Donkey Kong got the brawn and Diddy Kong got the brains! Good for you, little guy!"
To Bowser Jr.: "It would be a travesty if Bowser Jr. won this game. Somebody stop him! Don't let him reach the bank!"
To Slime: "I underestimated you, Slime, and for that I apologize. Now go on and win this game!"
To Princessa: "Your accomplishments are an inspiration to us all, Princessa!"
To Kiryl: "We're all rooting for you, Kiryl! You've played a fine game."
To Yangus: "Nothing's getting between you and the goal, is it, Yangus? You've got that certain sparkle in your eyes!"
To Angelo: "I see you're close to winning, Angelo. Forgive me if I refuse to give up quite so easily!"
To Platypunk: "I know I should be jealous that you're close to winning, Platypunk. But I'm just so very proud of you!"
To Bianca: "Just a little farther, Bianca! We all know you can win this one!"
To Alena: "I'm in awe of your power, Alena! You've taught me a lot during the course of this game."
To Carver: "Carver is about to win! Who's going to help me stop him? I can't do it all by myself, people!"
To Jessica: "Please don't leave me behind, Jessica! I've been having so much fun playing with you today!"
To Dragonlord: "And so we finally witness the true power of the Dragonlord!"
To Stella: "Stella, could you do me a favor? I need to borrow a few thousand gold coins from you..."
To Patty: "What's the rush, Patty? The bank will be there tomorrow!"
To player: "You're not out of the woods yet, (player's name)! Don't let down your guard till you reach the bank!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Mario: "I have an offer that may be worth your while…"
To Luigi: "Pardon me, Your Highness... Would you do me the honor of exchanging shops with me?"
To Peach: "Pardon me, Your Highness… Would you do the honor of exchanging shops with me?"
To Yoshi: "I certainly like that shop of yours, Yoshi. Do you think we can work out a trade?"
To Bowser: "Urgh… I have no choice. Would you trade shops with me, pretty please?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "What a delightful little shop you have here, Mario! Don't ever raise the prices!"
To Luigi: "This is your shop, isn't it, Luigi? The low prices are much appreciated, especially in this economy!"
To Peach: "Your shop is as merciful as you are, Princess Peach. Thank you for keeping the prices so low!"
To Yoshi: "You seem to take good care of your customers, Yoshi. I'll definitely shop here again!"
To Bowser: "Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
To Donkey Kong: "This is a nice shop an all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom cap-roof!"
To Wario: "Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Wario's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
To Waluigi: "Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Waluigi's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
To Daisy: "You seem to take good care of your customers. I'll definitely shop here again!"
To Bowser Jr.: " Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser Jr.'s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"
To Dragonlord: " Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Dragonlord's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down!"
To Peach: "Your shop is truly regal, Princess Peach! Well worth the price!"
To Bowser: "Ack! I feel like I've let the Mushroom Kingdom down by stopping at such an expensive shop."
To Donkey Kong: "Ouch! That's going to leave a dent in my wallet."
To player: "These prices are definitely outside of my budget! But I suppose that's all right. After all, it's (player's name)'s shop."

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Peach: "Don't I get a loyal-servant discount, Princess Peach?"
To player: "You mustn't blame youself... It was my own fault for shopping here!"

Waluigi[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Luigi: "Hah! You really think you can beat me, Luigi? Keep dreaming, buddy! I'm gonna find a way to stop you!"
To Wario: "You think you're such hot stuff, don't you, Wario? Well, you're NOT! So THERE!"
To others: "I'm not just going to roll over and let you win without a fight, (1st place player's name)!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Luigi: "Let's put our feelings aside to swap shops, Luigi. Then we can go back to despising each other!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Luigi: "I should've known this pathetic little shop belonged to Luigi. They've both got that desperate look!"
To Wario: "Excellent work, Wario! Keep building cheap shops like this, and no one will see you coming!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Luigi: "Nyahhh! Luigi, I don't remember giving you permission to build a shop this big!"
To Wario: "Drat! You're nothing but a traitor, Wario!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Luigi: "You've won this round, Luigi... But I'm gonna come out on top! Just you wait!"
To Wario: "AHH! Our friendship is officially OVER!"
To player: "Grrr! So it's funny to watch ol' Waluigi get all steamed up, eh, (player's name)? Enjoy it while you can!"

Wario[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Wario's taking first place today! Anyone who gets in my way is gonna home limping!"
To Bowser: "Try not to trip on your way to the bank, Bowser. You'd look pretty dumb stuck on your back with your arms and legs flailing!"
To Donkey Kong: "Hey, Donkey Kong! Throw the game, and I'll give you this special banana! C'mon-don't you trust me?"
To Waluigi: "C'mon, beanpole! Let's work together! Gimme half your money, and I won't sit on you!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Mario: "Normally, I wouldn't swap shops with Mario if he was the last plumber in the universe. But you gotta do what you gotta do to WIN!"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Mario: "Nyah hah hah! This shop's just as puny as you are, Mario!"
To Bowser: "You sure act tough, Bowser. But your pathetic little shop speaks for itself! Nyah hah hah!"

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Mario: "What gives, Mario? After all the nice things I've done for you... Well, no more Mr. Nice Wario!!"
To Bowser: "You're getting too greedy for your own good, Bowser. I can smell your desperation a mile away!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "I'd rather melt my gold and throw it into a river than give it to Mario...but I gotta do it!"
To Luigi: "Luigi! Next time you charge me this much gold to shop here, I'll pluck out your mustache one whisker at a time!"
To Peach: "You're robbing me blind, Peach! How about I just give you a kiss and we'll call it even?"
To Bowser: "No one's impressed with your overpriced shop, Bowser. Stop trying so hard!"
To Toad: "I'm gonna make mushroom stew out of you, Toad!"
To Donkey Kong: "That's it, Donkey Kong! I'm selling you to the zoo!"
To male player: "GRR! Don't make me mad, little man. I'll send a Wario Waft your way!"
To female player: "GRR! Don't make me mad, little lady. I'll send a Wario Waft your way!"

Yangus[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Angelo: "I've gotta stop that flash numpty before 'e takes gold!"
To Jessica: "Oi oi! She's gonna get over the finish line before everyone else if we don't do nuffin'!"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Angelo: "Oi, fancy-boy! Wanna do a swap?"
To Jessica: "Oi! Wanna swap shops wiv me?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To Angelo: "Ain't exactly the kind o' shop I was expectin' from a flash geezer like you!"
To Jessica: "I thought, you know, seein' as 'ow you like to flaunt yer dosh, you'd 'ave a bit more on offer in 'ere, lady!"
To Patty: "Wot, is this all you got, Patty? Talk about a let-down."

Landing on an average shop[edit]

To Angelo: "Hmph! You don't look like you got no muscle, but you don't 'alf know 'ow to pack a punch, flashy!"
To Jessica: "Blimey, that was a slap to the face, that was!"
To Patty: "Wot!? This is just a loan, alright? I'll be 'avin' me dosh back off ya soon enough!"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Angelo: "You little - Your flashy looks ain't gonna 'elp ya when I come after ya, mate!"
To Jessica: "Noooo! She's got it in for me! I'm gonna be broke!"
To Patty: "You wot!? These prices ain't cheap, are they? ...Phew! You're a scary woman, Patty."
To male player: "That's a low blow, (player's name)! I ain't gonna let this one go, ya know!"
To female player: "Yer on me blacklist now, (player's name)! And you really don't wanna be on that, believe me!"

Yoshi[edit]

Opponents close to victory[edit]

To Mario: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Great job, Mario! I always knew you were a winner!)"
To Luigi: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (You're really on the ball today, Luigi!)"
To Peach: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (You're the smartest princess I know, Princess Peach! You played great today!)"
To Bowser: "Yo Yo! Yoshi! (Uh-oh! We can't let Bowser win!)"
To Toad: "Yoshi Yoshi! (Looks like Toad is our hero for the day!)"
To Donkey Kong: "Yoshi! ...Yoshi? (You'll be able to afford a lifetime of bananas now, Donkey Kong! ...Can I have one?)"
To Wario: "Yoshi Yoshi! (Wario's one tough cookie, 'specially when it comes to money!)"
To Waluigi: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Waluigi! Use those long, skinny legs of yours to hop on over to the bank!)"
To Daisy: "Yoshi? Yoshi? (Why are you in such a hurry, Princess Daisy? Don't you want to keep playing?)"
To Birdo: "Yoshi Yoshi! (You're always full of surprises, Birdo!)"

Swapping shops[edit]

To Mario: "Yoshi! (Let's make a deal, Mario!)"
To player: "Yoshi Yoshi? (Do you want to trade shops with me, (player's name)?"

Landing on a low-priced shop[edit]

To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Whew! I'm glad your shop is reasonably priced, (player's name)...)"

Landing on an expensive shop[edit]

To Mario: "Yoshi... Yoshi. YOSHI! (Mario... I thought we were friends. BEST friends!)"
To player: "Yoshi Yoshi. (I came to your shop and all I got was an empty wallet, (player's name).)"

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By media
Games	Super Mario franchise	Platformers	Super Mario series	Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990, NES) • Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS (1996-2004, N64/DS) • Super Mario Advance series (2001-2003, GBA) • Super Mario Sunshine (2002, GCN) • Super Mario Galaxy (2007, Wii) • Super Mario Galaxy 2 (2010, Wii) • Super Mario 3D World (2013, Wii U) • Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS (2016, Nintendo 3DS) • Super Mario Odyssey (2017, Switch) • Super Mario Maker 2 (2019, Switch) • Super Mario Bros. Wonder (2023, Switch)
			Mario vs. Donkey Kong series	Mario vs. Donkey Kong (2004, GBA)
			Other	Hotel Mario (1994, CD-i)
		Mario Kart series		Mario Kart series (1992-2020, various systems)
		Mario Party series	Main	Mario Party (1998, N64) • Mario Party 2 (1999, N64) • Mario Party 3 (2000, N64) • Mario Party 4 (2002, GCN) • Mario Party 5 (2003, GCN) • Mario Party 6 (2004, GCN) • Mario Party 7 (2005, GCN) • Mario Party 8 (2007, Wii) • Mario Party 9 (2012, Wii) • Mario Party 10 (2015, Wii U) • Super Mario Party (2018, Switch) • Mario Party Superstars (2021, Switch) • Super Mario Party Jamboree (2024, Switch)
		Mario Party series	Handheld games	Mario Party Advance (2005, GBA) • Mario Party DS (2007, DS) • Mario Party: Island Tour (2013, 3DS) • Mario Party: Star Rush (2016, 3DS)
		Sports games	Mario Golf series	Mario Golf series (1984-2021, various systems) • Mario Golf: World Tour (2014, 3DS) • Mario Golf: Super Rush (2021, Switch)
			Mario Tennis series	Mario Tennis series (1995-2018, various systems) • Mario Tennis: Power Tour (2005, GBA) • Mario Tennis Aces (2018, Switch)
			Super Mario Stadium series	Mario Superstar Baseball (2005, GCN) • Mario Super Sluggers (2008, Wii)
			Mario Strikers series	Mario Strikers series (2005-2022, various systems)
			Other	Mario Hoops 3-on-3 (2006, DS) • Mario Sports Mix (2010, Wii)
		Role-playing games	Paper Mario series	Paper Mario (2000, N64) • Paper Mario: Color Splash (2016, Wii U) • Paper Mario: Sticker Star (2012, 3DS) • Paper Mario: The Origami King (2020, Switch) • Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004, GCN) • Super Paper Mario (2007, Wii)
			Mario & Luigi series	Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (+ Bowser's Minions (2003-2017, GBA/3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (2005, DS) • Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (2009, DS) (+ Bowser Jr.'s Journey (2018, 3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Dream Team (2013, 3DS) • Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam (2015, 3DS) • Mario & Luigi: Brothership (2024, Switch)
			Other	Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (1996, SNES)
		Dr. Mario series		Dr. Mario 64 (2001, N64)
		Luigi's Mansion series		Luigi's Mansion (2001, GCN) • Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon (2013, 3DS) • Luigi's Mansion 3 (2019, Switch)
		Educational games		Mario is Missing! (1993, MS-DOS/SNES/NES)
		Crossovers	Mario & Sonic series	Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (2007-2008, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games (2009, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games (2011-2012, Wii/3DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 (2019-2020, Switch/Arcade)
			Itadaki Street series	Fortune Street (2011, Wii)
			Other	Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix (2005, GCN) • Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition (2015, 3DS) • Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope (2022, Switch)
	Donkey Kong franchise	Platformers	Donkey Kong Country series	Donkey Kong Country (1994, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (1995, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! (1996, SNES)
			Donkey Kong Land series	Donkey Kong Land III (1997, GB)
			DK series	DK: King of Swing (2005, GBA) • DK: Jungle Climber (2007, DS)
			Miscellaneous	Donkey Kong 64 (1999, N64)
		Racing games		Diddy Kong Racing (1997, N64)
		Canceled games		Diddy Kong Pilot (2003) (GBA)
	Yoshi franchise	Platformers	Yoshi's Island series	Yoshi's New Island (2014, 3DS)
		Platformers	Other	Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (2004, GBA) • Yoshi's Crafted World (2019, Switch)
		Other		Tetris Attack (1996, SNES) • Yoshi no Cookie (2003, GCN)
	Wario franchise	WarioWare series		WarioWare: Twisted! (2004, GBA) • WarioWare: Touched! (2004, DS) • WarioWare: Smooth Moves (2006, Wii) • Game & Wario (2013, Wii U) • WarioWare Gold (2018, 3DS) • WarioWare: Get It Together! (2021, Switch) • WarioWare: Move It! (2023, Switch)
		Wario Land series		Wario Land 4 (2001, GBA)
		Other		Wario's Woods (1994, NES/SNES) • Wario: Master of Disguise (2007, DS)
	Super Smash Bros. series			Super Smash Bros. (1999, N64) • Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001, GCN) • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008, Wii) • Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U (2014, 3DS/Wii U) • Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (2018, Switch)
TV series				Donkey Kong Country • Saturday Supercade • Super Mario World • The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 • The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (By character: Mario · Luigi · Others [A–K] · Others [L–Z])
Other				LEGO Super Mario • Super Mario comics • Mario Press Conference • Super Mario Bros. film (1993) • The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) • White Knuckle Scorin' • Wario Press Conference
By character
9-Volt • Ashley • Baby Mario • Birdo • Bowser • Bowser Jr. • Blue • Candy Kong • Cranky Kong • Dr. Crygor • Fawful • Funky Kong • Goombella • Huey • Kamek • Iggy • Larry • Lemmy • Ludwig • Luigi • Mario • Master Mantis • Mona • Morton • Princess Daisy • Princess Peach • Red • Rosalina • Roy • Sammer Guys • Shadow • Starlow • Talking Flower • Toad • Toadette • Toadsworth • Waluigi • Wario • Wendy • Wrinkly Kong • Yellow • Yoshi • Young Cricket

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Characters	Super Mario franchise	Mario • Luigi • Princess Peach • Yoshi • Bowser • Toad • Donkey Kong • Wario • Waluigi • Princess Daisy • Birdo • Diddy Kong^b • Bowser Jr.^b
	Dragon Quest series	Slime • Princessa • Kiryl • Yangus • Angelo • Platypunk • Bianca • Alena • Carver • Jessica • Dragonlord • Stella^b • Patty^b
	Other	Mii^b • Lakitu • Healslime • Goodybag
Stages	Super Mario franchise	Bowser's Castle • Delfino Plaza • Good Egg Galaxy^b • Mario Circuit • Mario Stadium • Peach's Castle • Starship Mario^b • Super Mario Bros. • Yoshi's Island
	Dragon Quest series	Alefgard • Alltrades Abbey^b • Castle Trodain • Colossus • Mt. Magmageddon • Slimenia • Ghost Ship • Robbin' Hood Ruins • The Observatory^b
	Other	Practice Board^b
Minigames		Itadaki Slot^a • Amida Dokan^a • Gin no Tarot^a • Monster Colosseum^a • Round the Blocks^b • Memory Block^b • Dart of Gold^b • Slurpodrome^b
Further info		Gallery (Itadaki Street DS · Fortune Street) • Media (Itadaki Street DS · Fortune Street) • Quotes (Super Mario characters: A–M · N–Z \| Dragon Quest characters: A–J · K–Z) • Sound test^a • Staff (Itadaki Street DS · Fortune Street)
^a Appears only in Itadaki Street DS ^b Appears only in Fortune Street

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-{{construction}}
 This is a list of quotes from the game ''[[Fortune Street]]''.
-Note: The characters from the ''Mario'' and ''Dragon Quest'' series are separated through a division. Additionally, the quotes are separated and provided through each board that a character is in.
+The characters from the ''[[Super Mario (franchise)|Super Mario]]'' and ''Dragon Quest'' franchises are separated by a division. Additionally, the quotes are separated and provided through each board that a character is in.
-==Mario series characters==
+==By franchise==
-===Birdo===
+*[[List of Fortune Street quotes by Super Mario characters (A–M)|List of ''Fortune Street'' quotes by ''Super Mario'' characters (A–M)]]
-====Area Specific Quotes====
+*[[List of Fortune Street quotes by Super Mario characters (N–Z)|List of ''Fortune Street'' quotes by ''Super Mario'' characters (N–Z)]]
-*"So this is where Yoshi comes from? What an adorable little island!" (Yoshi's Island)
+*[[List of Fortune Street quotes by Dragon Quest characters (A–J)|List of ''Fortune Street'' quotes by ''Dragon Quest'' characters (A–J)]]
-*"Oooooooh, this place looks spooky! I'm almost too scared to roll the dice!" (The Ghost Ship)
+*[[List of Fortune Street quotes by Dragon Quest characters (K–Z)|List of ''Fortune Street'' quotes by ''Dragon Quest'' characters (K–Z)]]
-*"Time to hit the old gridiron!  Wait – that’s baseball, right?" (Mario Stadium)
-*"What a lovely castle! There must be a handsome prince waiting for me inside!" (Castle Trodian)
-*"Harrumph! This is no place for a lady! This heat and humidity isn’t good for my delicate skin!" (Mount Magmageddon)
-*"Oh my! If it isn’t Princess Peach’s castle! I assume that I’ll be treated as royalty here?" (Princess Peach's Castle)
-*"Tee hee! This looks like the kind of place where I could cause a lot of trouble!" (Super Mario Bros.)
-*"Yoo hoo! Oh, hero-man! Won't you come and rescue me? I'm helpless when it comes to rolling the die!" (Alefgard)
-*"Those slimes are absolutely adorable! Can I take one home with me? I'll love it to pieces!" (Slimenia)
-*"I want to be rich, famous, and beautiful! Wait - I'm already beautiful...so just make me rich and famous!" (Alltrades Abbey)
-====General Quotes====
-*To Male Player: "Hello there! Everyone calls me Birdo, but you can call me anytime, (Player's name)!"
-*"Tee hee! I'm going to collect kisses from everyone at this checkpoint! Kisses and gold!"
-*"Tra-la-la! I'm in a fabulous mood today! C'mon, die - let's see if you're happy too!"
-*"Oh! My Birdo sense is tingling! Time to put that plan of mine into effect!"
-*"Come on, die, Mama needs a brand-new bow!"
-*"What a thrilling competition! Why, I feel as giddy as a schoolgirl!"
-*"Well, it's about time! Don't you know it's rude to keep a lady waiting?"
-*"Oh my! This die is sooo heavy! I can barely lift it!"
-*"I have to roll again? Oh my! I wasn't mentally prepared for this!"
-*"I know it's my turn, but stop staring at me like that! Don't you know I'm shy?"
-*"Why is this game so difficult? I don't understand what's going on!"
-*"I love the way you roll around, little die. It's absolutely adorable! Don't ever change!"
-*"That little shop over there is as cute as a button! Maybe I should force a buyout..."
-*"Oh my! Is it my turn already? Sorry! My head is in the clouds!"
-*"Yoo hoo! Catch me if you can!"
-*"My poor little shoppy-woppy! I need to hurry up and help you grow big and strong!!"
-*"Hold on, little shoppy-woppy! Mama's gonna invest in you just as soon as she can!"
-*"Tee hee! Think you can catch me? Go ahead and try  - I double-dog dare you!"
-*"Hello there, little suit! Don't worry, I'll take good care of you!"
-*"Oh my! Two suits already. You little guys must be SO happy that I found you!"
-*"Don't be shy, little suity-wooty! You're the last one I need to collect!"
-*"Hold on you beautiful bank! I'll be there in two shakes of a tail! Get all my gold ready for me!"
-*"Almost time for my big promotion! Just look at me - I'm positively shimmering with excitement!"
-*"Where oh where is my sweet bank? I just can't wait to get my paws on all of that delicious gold."
-*"I'm going to put a little pink bow on this shop so everyone knows it belongs to me!"
-*"You're all mine now, little shop! We're going to be best friends, just you wait and see!"
-*"This shop is the most beautiful shop in the whole, entire world! Don't you agree?"
-*"Grow big and strong, you beautiful little shop! My heart beats only for you!"
-*"You're just a diamond in the rough. Here's a little gold to help you shine!"
-*"Oh my! What a deliciously unexpected windfall!"
-*"I did it! I am an absolute master at manipulating the market!"
-*"Look at all of my beautiful little shops! They just got seven percent more dazzling!"
-*"Tee hee! It must be fate that I landed here! This district is going to be all mine one day!"
-*"Tee hee! This one is just the first of many. I plan to own ALL of the shops in this fabulous district!"
-*"That makes TWO shops in this district that are all mine! You were waiting for me, weren't you, shoppy-poo?"
-*"Oh my! Three shops in this district already! Anyone else out there think I'm utterly fabulous?"
-*"Would you look at that! Nearly all of the shops are gone! Whatever shall I do?"
-*"Oh dear! Where did all of the shops go? Hmm... I don't like this, not one bit!"
-*"Did someone buy up all of the shops while I wasn't looking?"
-*"No more shops? None at all? Well then, what in the world am I supposed to do now?"
-*"You're investing a lot in that shop, (Player's name). Don't worry - I wouldn't dare steal it from you!"
-*"Sorry, shoppy-woppy-poo! I don't want to sell you, but I'm afraid I must!"
-*"Watch out for Birdo! Once I'm on top, I plan to stay there!"
-*"Yoo hoo! How do you like being in first place? Because I'm about to find out how nice it is!"
-*To Player: "I wonder if you'll ever be able to catch up with me (Player's name)! Are you even trying?"
-*"There's nothing I like better than a man who knows how to play the market!"
-*"Why would you drop by on today of all days? Isn't it obvious my shop is closed?"
-*"Ahhh! All rested up. Why, I'm positively glowing, aren't I? Even my skin feels younger!"
-*"How rude! Sneaking in while a lady catches up on her beauty rest... You're unbelievable!"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "No, no, NO! I simply despise shops like this!"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "What a big, bad shop you've got here (Player's name)! Next time, try to be a little more gentle!"
-*After getting bought out: "My poor little shoppy-poo! I...I think I'm about to cry! Why would you do that to me, (Player's name)?"
-*After landing on the Bank: "Right on the money! That's what I call perfect timing!"
-*After the player lands on the Bank: "Stop acting like a big shot just because you landed on the bank, (Player's name)! It's unbecoming!"
-*After warping: "Oh dear! My head is spinning! How in the world did I end up here?"
-*After warping: "The power of love brought me here!"
-*After the player warps: "Look at you go, (Player's name)! You must have a touch of the wanderlust...!"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "Tee hee! Happy shopping, everybody! Spend a little extra for me!"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "Not only am I gorgeous, I'm lucky to boot! Try not to seethe with jealousy, everyone!"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Of all the days to close my shop, why did I pick today? I missed out on a paying customer!"
-*After the player lands on a Boon square: "You seem to have a monopoly on good luck, (Player's name)! Won't you share?"
-*After getting a good Venture Card: "Thank you, everyone! Can't you all just feel the love right now?"
-*After getting a good Venture Card: "This is just what I needed! Now I don't need to pick and choose, because I've got a bit of everything!"
-*After getting a good Venture Card: "That certainly was unexpected! You venture cards really know how to make a lady happy!"
-*After getting a bad Venture Card: "My poor little shoppy-woppies! Talk to me, darlings! Are you all right?"
-*After getting a bad Venture Card: "No, no, NO! Give me back my precious money!"
-*After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Ooooh, I'll have to hang on to this!"
-*After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Poor little (Player's name)... Do you need Birdo to comfort you?"
-*After the player gets a bad Venture Card: "Try not to get too upset about that venture card, (Player's name). You'll give yourself wrinkles."
-*After getting Heal Slime: "Tee hee! Suit me up, you precious little healslime!"
-*After getting Heal Slime: "Hey, little guy, you look like a floating Goomba! Don't forget to give Mario a nice suit!"
-*To herself: "Let's see...I'll do that, then this, and then... Oh Birdo, you're a genius! Tee hee!"
-*To Player: "Are you looking at my bow? Isn't it precious? Maybe I'll let you wear it later!"
-*To Player: "You're just my type, (Player's name) - ambitious AND delicious! Tee hee!"
-*To Player: "All that money is a big step forward for you, (Player's name)! Spend it wisely!"
-*To Player: "Oh, (Player's name), you're such a softy! You could have charged me a lot more, but you didn't!"
-*To Player: "Congratulations, (Player's name)! I hope your luck starts to rub off on me!"
-*To Player: "Tee hee! You should try a little harder to mask your feelings for me, (Player's name)!"
-*To Player: "Oh dear! Three shops in the same district! What have you got up your sleeve, (Player's name)?"
-*To Player: "Did you drive that stock price up just for me, (Player's name)? I'll have to repay the favor someday!"
-*To first place: "You're in first place and you STILL want more money? That's greedy, plain and simple!"
-*"A sudden increase in my accounts! Do I have you to thank for this, dear (Player's name)?"
-*"How could you betray me like that, (Player's name)? I was counting on you!"
-*"You're quite the globe-trotter, (Player's name)!"
-*To Player: "Tee hee! Guess what, (Player's name)? I'm going to beat Peach today! Maybe then everyone will call ME the heroine!"
-**Peach's response: "Tee hee! You're such a joker, Birdo! Everyone knows I'm always the heroine!"
-*To Female Player: "Fair warning, (Player's name)! Angelo doesn't have eyes for anyone but me!"
-**Angelo's response: "I don't mean to force myself on you, (Player's name), but if we could just spend some time together, perhaps Birdo will get the message..."
-*To Player: "You shine so bright, (Player's name)! Might I hitch may wagon to your star?"
-**Angelo's response if the player's character is male: "Come and spend that gold in one of my shops, (Player's name), and you'll enjoy a much greater promotion. That of your image. It could do with some work."
-**Angelo's response if the player's character is female: "Honestly, (Player's name), you burn my eyes with your brilliance."
-*To Male Player: "Eek! You're level of skill astounds me, (Player's name)! I'm positively entranced!
-**Angelo's response: "Birdo's captivated by you, (Player's name). This is perfect."
-*After male player approaches victory: "Great work, (Player's name)! I'd expect no less from a dreamboat like you!"
-*Going bankrupt:"I guess this is good-bye, then. Promise you won't forget me!"
-===Bowser===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"Bwah hah hah! Once I win, Princess Peach will be mine-castle and all!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
-*"Gah! Spooky ship! Is this where you've been hiding, you good-for-nothing Boo slackers!?" (Ghost Ship)
-*"Bwah hah hah! Lava everywhere! The only way this could get better is if someone fell in!" (Mount Magmageddon)
-*"Let me show you wimps how to roll a die. You gotta put your arm in it!" (Mario Stadium)
-*"Bwah hah, hah! What a slime-brained design! Whaddya say I give this castle the old Bowser makeover?" (Castle Trodian)
-*"Bwah hah! You can't tell up from down around here, can you? This is gonna make me dizzy!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
-*"After I beat this bunch of losers, I'm gonna clear every last Yoshi off that island! Bwah hah, hah!" (Yoshi's Island)
-*"This place looks kinda familiar... Aw, now I'm never gonna get that stupid song out of my head!" (Super Mario Bros.)
-*"Bwah hah, hah! Feast your eyes on my castle, people. Not an inch that isn’t awesome!" (Bowser's Castle)
-*"What’s all this talk about a legendary hero? Is Mario already famous out here? Legendary hero, my spiny shell!" (Alefgard)
-*"Bwah hah, hah! I’m gonna smash the smithereens right out of this ugly ship! It looks a little too much like… Mario!" (Starship Mario)
-*"Gwah! You call this a vacation spot!? I’m gonna make a mess of it! Mario’d better get his F.L.U.D.D. ready!" (Delfino Plaza)
-*"Hey, this place is pretty snazzy! Maybe I’ll make it my new castle! Gwah hah, hah!" (The Observatory)
-*"OK, where's my kart? Huh? What do you mean we're not racing!?" (Mario Circuit)
-*"Ugh, this tranquil little island is gonna be a snoozefest, I can tell. Major yawn coming on!" (Slimenia)
-====General Quotes====
-*"Bwah hah hah! Make way for the great Bowser! I'm gonna crush you all to smithereens!"
-*"Why aren't my minions here to back me up!? Guess I'm gonna have to win this one on my own!"
-*"It's about time! I've been ready to roll for a while now!"
-*"So that's how it's gonna be, huh? Guess I'm gonna have to play rough!"
-*"Try not to faint at my awesomeness! Gwah hah hah!"
-*"Lord Bowser coming through! Bow down before me or get stomped, fools!"
-*"Why don't you just give up now? None of you stands a chance against me!"
-*"Gimme me a good roll or else!"
-*"Bwah hah hah! Watching you wimps beg for mercy is gonna be fun!"
-*"Do any of you fools actually think you can beat me? Bwah hah hah!"
-*"Bow down before Bowser, king of the Koopas, and get out of my way!"
-*"Why don't you just give up now? None of you stands a chance against me!"
-*"Bwah hah hah! You'll never beat me, not in a billion years! Go on and try!"
-*"Let's see what you can do for me, die!"
-*"C'mon, stupid die! ROLL!"
-*"Looks expensive up ahead... Hey, no sweat! This'll be a cinch!"
-*"Gwah hah hah! Don't worry - I'm not gonna be in last place for long!"
-*"I'm going from the bottom straight to the top! Bwah hah hah! Watch and learn, you wimps!"
-*"Bwah hah hah! I'm not worried. Those other suits'll be mine soon enough!"
-*"Two more suits to go! Next time I should make my minions collect 'em all for me!"
-*"Grr! Put the suits closer together! This is way too much work!"
-*"ARGH! All four suits, and no bank in sight!"
-*"I don't want anymore stupid suits! I just want my paycheck!"
-*"Hey, check it out! I'm about to get my promotion! Hope you wimps aren't too jealous of my awesomeness!"
-*Princess Peach: "Who invited Bowser? He's only going to cause trouble!"
-**Bowser's response: "Bwah hah hah! Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"
-*"I think I'm gonna buy up this whole district! Then you'll ALL be sorry!"
-*"If I keep this up, I'm gonna dominate the district in no time!! No one better buy that last shop!"
-*"I'm now taking applications for minions! Stop by my shop here and sign up! Gwah hah hah!"
-*"Mine! All mine! This shop's gonna bring in the cash! CHA-CHING!!"
-*"Two shops down! I'm gonna make this the scariest district on the board!"
-*"LISTEN UP! That last shop is MINE! No one better lay their hands on it!"
-*"Bwah hah hah! The more shops I buy, the more shops I want!"
-*"I'm gonna buy up everything in this district and line the streets with big, bad Bowser statues!"
-*"HAH! Pretty soon it'll be nothin' but Bowser shops as far as the eye can see!"
-*"RATS! I'll be back to buy you later. Don't let anyone else snatch you up, OK?"
-*"Argh! Where'd all my money go? Is there a hole in my wallet or something?"
-*"Last place, huh? Keep slacking off like this, and you're never gonna win! Bwah hah hah!"
-*"I'll...I'll stomp this dumb shop to bits! Take that! AND THAT!"
-*"Stupid shop! I could stomp you to smithereens if I wanted to! Consider yourself lucky this time!"
-*"Bwah hah hah! This shop's so tiny, I'm afraid I might crush it just by standing here!"
-*"This is pathetic! Someone needs to raise the stakes around here!"
-*"GRRRROAR! Think you're pretty hot stuff, huh? Well, enjoy first place while it lasts!"
-*"Bwah hah hah! If you think you can buy me out, go right ahead and try!"
-*"Bwah hah hah! I'm gonna make a fortune on this place!!"
-*"Bwah hah hah! I'm the great Bowser! Stocks rise and fall at my command!"
-*"Stock! I gotta buy up all the stinkin' stock I can BEFORE I invest!"
-*"I don't have time to invest! I just want my cash RIGHT NOW!! GRRAGH!"
-*"This stock isn't doing me any good just sittin' around in my portfolio! C'mon - I need a chance to invest!"
-*"C'mon - I'm trying to invest here! This is starting to make me MAD!"
-*"Hey, just 'cause you're the competition doesn't mean I can't earn a little money from your hard work!"
-*"Hey, (Player's name)! Don't spend all of that bonus money in one place - unless it's at one of my shops! Bwah hah!
-*"Bwah hah hah! Hey, this is pretty nice. Why don't you go and earn me some more money, (Player's name)?"
-*"BWAH HAH HAH! Good job, (Player's name)! Keep raking in the money for me!"
-*"Bwah hah hah! Thanks to you, I just hit the jackpot (Player's name)!"
-*"Bwah hah! Welcome to my shop, (Player's name)! Leave your gold at the door!"
-*"Bwah hah hah! That's just pocket change, (Player's name)! Try not to get too excited!
-*"There's no way I'm gonna let you dominate that district, (Player's name)! I've got my eye on you!"
-*"Bad things happen to people who land on there, (Player's name)... Kidding! I'm just trying to psych out the competition!"
-*"Bwah hah hah! You're shop's looking ripe for the picking, (Player's name)! I might just steal it from you..."
-*"Hey, cut it out, (Player's name)! You're not gonna get rich standing on the shoulders of a giant like me, you know!"
-*"HEY! What do you think you're doing, (Player's name)? You just made me lose money!"
-*"All right! Lucky cut! Time to pony up, wimps!" (after landing on a Boon square)
-*"Thank my lucky stars! I'll take some of that money off your hands, wimps! Bwah hah hah!" (after landing on a Boon square)
-*"You must think you're pretty lucky, (Player's name)! Well, I'm super-ULTRA lucky, so there!"
-*"As long as you're making a pit stop at the bank, why don't you pick up a few shares of stock for me? (after a player lands on the Bank square)
-*After landing on a Take-a-Break Square: "Listen up! I'm closing up my shops for a while, so if you wanna buy something, come back later!"
-*After landing on a Take-a-Break Square: "I'm taking the day off! Even the great Bowser needs a vacation once in a while!"
-*"How dare you trespass during my vacation!? Now I'm in a rotten mood!"
-*"Bwah hah hah! What a refreshing little nap!"
-*"Hey, who owns this shop!? It's closed! Nice work ethic, wimp!"
-*After player lands on a Take-a-Break Square: "All right, now's my chance! Time to stomp all over (Player's name)'s shops while he's/she's taking a day off!"
-*After player warps: "Go wherever you want, (Player's name)! See if I care!"
-*After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "Bwah hah hah! Excited about that card, huh, (Player's name)? I could get a million of 'em if I really wanted!"
-*To player while in first place: "First place has been fun, (Player's name)...but it's time to hand over the reins to a REAL winner! Bwah hah!"
-*"Hey, what happened to all the shops? Oh well - they'll all be mine soon anyway!"
-*"Hey, I call that shop! No one else better buy it!!"
-*"No more shops left for sale!? Gwah hah hah! Time to start taking 'em, then!"
-*"Gwah hah hah! Looks like all the shops are sold out!"
-*"Bwah hah hah! This shop's MINE! Go get yourself a shop somewhere else!" (after buying someone out)
-*"This bank is such a bore! It needs the Bowser touch!" (after landing on the bank)
-*"What good is a few measly coins gonna do me? I need at least 20000G! (after receiving a small amount of gold following an event)
-*"Blech!! Whatever. My wallet's so fat, that's not even gonna make a dent!" (after losing money due to an event)
-*"Bwah hah! A little power-up for me and my shops, huh?"
-*"Grr! I'm gonna have to teach this die a lesson!"
-*After building a Home: "Welcome to Casa Bowser! Drop on by anytime, neighbor, and pay the price!"
-*"Try not to let this information blow your face off - this little place is now a three-star shop!! BWAH HAH HAH!"
-*To Player: "Hmph! Don't think for a second that I'm jealous of you for winning all that stock!"
-*To Player: "Bwah hah hah! I'm gonna do whatever it takes to keep you from reaching the goal, (Player's name)!"
-*(If the player's character is female) "Hmm... Who should I kidnap today? Should I nab (Player name)? Or maybe that gold standard, Princess Peach?"
-**Peach's response: "Oh, Bowser! Why are you always trying to ruin my fun?"
-*To Player: "It's (Player's name), right? Nice to see ya. Now would be a good time for you to flee in terror! Bwah hah!"
-*To Player: "You're in luck! If you beat me, you automatically get to become one of my minions! That's the law around here!"
-**Mario's response: "Don't listen to him, (Player's name)! I've beaten him a million times, and I'm no minion!"
-*Bowser to Player: "Hey, (Player's name)! If you bring me all of your gold, I'll triple it for you! This is a once-in-a-lifetime deal!"
-**Mario's response: "Don't believe anything that sounds too good to be true, (Player's name)! Bowser is just pulling your leg!"
-*Bowser to Player: "Watch out, (Player's name)! The richer you get, the harder I'm gonna stomp you!"
-**Princess Peach's response: "Don't listen to Bowser! He'd stomp you even if you weren't rich!"
-*Bowser to Player: "Looks like (Player's name) has some pretty good moves! He's got the skills I've been looking for in my next minion!"
-**Princess Peach's response: "Be careful (Player's name)! If you become one of Bowser's minions, Mario will stomp you - and deservedly so!"
-*After player resumes a quick-saved game: "SLOWPOKE! How dare you keep the great Bowser waiting for so long! Hurry up and make your move!"
-*After player approaches victory: "Hold up, (Player's name)! No one's supposed to beat me but Mario! I mean - no one's supposed to beat me at all! GRRR!"
-*After player approaches victory: "ARGH! You leave me no choice, (Player's name)! Maybe I'll just steal your gold and make a break for the bank!"
-*Going bankrupt: "NOOOO! Now there's nothing left for me to do... Nothing except wreak a little havoc around here!"
-===Bowser Jr.===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"Big mistake, people! You shouldn't have brought me here - now I'm gonna crush you AND this stupid ship!" (Starship Mario)
-*"I'm gonna storm that island down there and make you all my Yoshi minions! Hear that, potential minions?" (Yoshi's Island)
-*"All right! My throwing arm is all warmed up. I’m gonna pulverize that die – just watch me roll!" (Mario Stadium)
-*"Boooring! This castle is way too plain! I’m gonna give it a once-over with my magic paintbrush!" (Castle Trodian)
-*"Hey, I’ve heard rumors about this place! Time to be on the lookout for giant lava monsters." (Mount Magmageddon)
-*"How am I suppose to tell which way’s up and which way’s down!? This place is a mess!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
-*"I’ve been doing recon on Peach’s Castle, and the defenses are pretty weak. I’ll storm it in a snap!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
-*"Dad told me about this place – It’s where he used to fight Mario! I’m gonna win this one for you, Dad!" (Super Mario Bros.)
-*"You guys really think you can beat me on my home turf? Think again!! I know this castle like the back of my hand!" (Bowser's Castle)
-*"Hmph! This ship’s pretty classy – you know, cool design and all that. Maybe I’ll model my next mecha after it!" (The Ghost Ship)
-*"Legendary hero, shmegendary hero! My dad’s way braver than any ol’ hero!" (Alefgard)
-*"Change my job, huh? I could become an awesome evil overlord like my dad…but I think I can manage that on my own!" (Alltrades Abbey)
-*"I feel right at home in these ruins! C'mon - let's see what kind of booby traps this place has got!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
-*"Yuck! This island is shaped weird. Why didn't they make it look like a Koopa? That would've been awesome!" (Slimenia)
-====General Quotes====
-*"Hee hee! Let me introduce myself. I'm Bowser Jr., and you'll all be losing to ME today!"
-*"All right, die! Let's show 'em how we roll!"
-*"Hee hee hee! I can't wait to find out what's gonna happen next! Fame? Fortune? Who knows!"
-*"You guys are lucky I'm playing this game fair and square! I coulda brought my newest mecha to beat you all!"
-*"What to do, what to do... Ah forget it! I'll just roll first and think about my evil plan later!"
-*"You guys know you're just wasting your time, right? 'Cause I'm totally gonna win, no matter what you do!"
-*"Hee hee hee! I may look young, but don't hold back - fight me with all you've got!"
-*"Hey, it's my turn! Stop hogging the die and let ME roll!"
-*"I'm gonna buy up all the good shops at five times the going rate and paint 'em all my color!"
-*To himself: "Hmmm... What kind of mischief should I cause next?"
-*"So that's how it's gonna be, huh? This game's getting pretty good... And by good, I mean VICIOUS!"
-*"Prepare to have your minds blown - it's MY turn now!"
-*"First suit, check! Which, uh...means I still have a long way to go, huh?"
-*"Two suits down, two to go! I'm gonna grab the other ones so fast you won't even see me!"
-*"Hee hee! One more suit to go! Now if only I can make my way over to the bank..."
-*"Hee hee! Almost time to level up! That'll make me one step closer to being a king!"
-*"Soooo close! And as soon as I level up, I'm gonna be THAT MUCH closer to winning! King Koopa, here I come!"
-*"Fair warning-don't get on my bad side, or I'll graffiti your shop big-time!"
-*"One of these days, ALL of the shops in this district will be under MY command!"
-*"Bow down before me, shop! I've got you under my control now, so serve your master well!"
-*"Hee hee! Go ahead, everyone! Shop till you drop, and I'll reap the benefits!"
-*"I need to keep this place safe and secure!"
-*"Dibs on any shops left! Don't any of you dare touch 'em. They're mine, all mine!"
-*"Aw, man...almost all of the empty shops are gone! I gotta get a move on!"
-*"No more vacant shops? All right! Let's get down to business!"
-*"Aw, I never get a chance to invest! If I didn't know better, I'd say someone out there WANTS me to lose!"
-*To himself: "What's the point of having stock if I can't invest? GRR! I need to land on one of my shops RIGHT NOW!"
-*"Not much point in investing if I don't have any stock... Gah! What a waste!"
-*Negotiation: "No way! Our shops exist on totally different levels - mine's profitable, and yours isn't! Tee hee!"
-*After warping: "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH! Ahem. That didn't scare me at all."
-*After player warps: "Ha! That's it, (Player's name), run and hide... But you'll never escape the clutches of Bowser Jr.!"
-*After landing on the Bank: "Hmph. I don't like the look of this bank. Think I'll take it over someday!"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Urgh... Only lazy people need to take a day off! Who do you think I am, some sorta slacker?"
-*"Hee hee! I needed a good rest! Now I've got tons of energy to formulate my evil plans!"
-*"Heh heh heh... I totally knew this place would be closed today! I just saved myself some serious gold!"
-*After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Enjoy your day off, (Player's name). Don't worry - I promise not to stomp your shops or anything! Heh heh heh..."
-*To Player: "Quit your whining! From here on out, this shop is mine!"
-*"Tell ya what... If you spend gold at my shop, I'll make you my honorary minion!"
-*"Heh heh! Bet you're gonna think twice about investing here now!"
-*"Listen up, (Player's name)! You'd better not try to get in my way!"
-*"If (Player's name) thinks he/she can protect his/her shop with a measly investment, he's/she's got another thing coming!"
-*"Not bad, (Player's name)... But next time, you should try to earn me even MORE gold!"
-*"Hee hee! Keep it up, (Player's name), and I'll make you an honorary member of my royal guard!"
-*"Grr! What do you think you're doing, (Player's name)!? My poor stock!"
-*"Heh heh! Watch as I make that itty but of gold grow into a vast Koopa fortune!"
-*"Hee hee! Now I'm playing with Koopa power!"
-*"Hee hee! Perfect! I can take out Mario and (Player's name) in one fell swoop!"
-*After buying someone out: "Hee hee! This shop's mine now! I don't wanna hear any whining, so complain to someone who cares!"
-*After getting bought out: "Looks like someone is trying to mess up my brilliant plan for district domination. It's ON buddy!"
-*To Player: "Try not to spend any of that money until you get to my shop, (Player's name)!"
-**Mario's response: "I'm not gonna let that happen, Bowser Jr.! Come on, (Player's name), let's work together to beat that guy!"
-*To Player: "You're just being a big show-off, (Player's name)! I'm NOT impressed!"
-**Mario's response: "Don't be jealous, Bowser Jr.! Sure, (Player's name) is doing great - but you're not doing bad yourself! Try to stay focused!"
-*To Player: "Hee hee! You're about to learn the true meaning of Koopa power, (Player's name)!
-**Bowser's response: "Why don't you just give up now and become one of our minions, (Player's name)? Bwah hah!"
-*To Player: "Don't go thinking you're special or anything just because you got a promotion, (Player's name)!
-**Bowser's response: "Hey now, Son. Maybe (Player's name) IS special! I mean... Well, at least he/she deserves to celebrate a little."
-*After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Hey, (Player's name), you're back! Hope you had a nice beauty rest! Now let's decide this thing once and for all!"
-*After player approaches victory: "You're not gonna win that easily, (Player's name)! I'll rain all over your little victory parade!"
-*Going bankrupt: "Ugh... Just wait till next time! I'm gonna come back stronger than ever! *sniffle*..."
-*Going bankrupt: "You...y-y-ou haven't...seen...the l-l-last of...urgh...me! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"
-===Diddy Kong===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"Ook ookitty! Ook ook! (Anyone up for a kart race later? I know the perfect course!)" (Mario Circuit)
-*"Ook oo ookity! (I’m going to guard my money like I guard second base – I won’t let either of ‘em get stolen!)" (Mario Stadium)
-*"Ookity! Ook ook! (Nice castle! No enemies are gonna get through those walls, that’s for sure!)" (Castle Trodian)
-*"Ook! Ookity oook oo! (This place is wild! Not as wild as the jungle, but there sure is a lot more lava!)" (Mount Magmageddon)
-*"Ookity ook! (I’ll explore that island later, but right now I need to focus on this game!)" (Yoshi's Island)
-*"Ookie ook! (No problem! I’ll use my quick moves to dash right through this stage!)" (Super Mario Bros.)
-*"Ooook ookity ookie! (I don’t think I’m ready for a career change yet!)" (Alltrades Abbey)
-*"Oookity! Oookity ooo! (Hey, I've heard of these ruins! There must be some incredible treasure hidden here!)" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
-*"Ooookity. Ookie? (What a weird little island. Why's it shaped like that?)" (Slimenia)
-====General Quotes====
-*To Player: "Oookity! Ookie? (I'm Diddy Kong! Are you gonna play fair and square, (Player's name)?)"
-*To Player: "Ook ookity! Ookity? (I'm Diddy Kong! Are you ready to have some fun today, (Player's name)?)"
-*"Ookie. Ookity ooo... (I've gotta keep my next move a secret. You know, corporate spies and all...)"
-*"Oooookity! Ookity! (Finally, my turn! It's about time!)"
-*"Ookie! (Here goes nothin'!)"
-*"Ookity! Ookity ook... (I've got a square in my sights! Wonder if I got any chance of actually landing there...)"
-*"Oooook... Ooook? Ookity ooo! (Hmm... Is it my turn already? I must've been daydreaming!)"
-*"Ookity ookie! (When I beat on my chest, everyone in the jungle can hear me!)"
-*"Ooookity! Ookity oook ooo. Oook! (Finally! It's about time. Lemme roll!)"
-*"Ook! Ookity! (My turn! All right, let's do this!)"
-*"Ookity! Ookity! (C'mon die! Gimme a good number!)"
-*"Ooooookity! Ookity ooo ooo... (I wish I knew where I was gonna land! That would make this game a lot easier...)"
-*"Ooook ookity oo... (I think I need to figure out a business plan...)"
-*"Ookity! Ooookity ook? (Ookity! How come I never land on one of my own shops when I need to?)"
-*"Ookie... Ook...ookity! Oookie ook! (Hmm... I guess my closest shop is...that one! Hope I manage to land there!)"
-*"Ookie! Ookity ook! (Oh no! This race is getting a little too close for comfort!)"
-*"Ook! Ookity! Oook ook ooo! (Lemme give a shout-out to all of my jungle friends! Hi guys! You better root for me!)"
-*"Ook ookity ook! (Ready, set, roll!)"
-*"Ook! Ook ookity... (That was a snap! I hope getting the other suits is just as easy...)"
-*"Ookie! Ook ookity! (Got my second suit! I'm halfway there!)"
-*"Ooookity! Ook ook! (Suit number three! Just one more to go!)"
-*"Oookity ooookity! (Once I get that promotion, I'm gonna be all strong like Donkey Kong!)"
-*"Ookie! Ook ookity... (I'm due for a promotion soon! Wonder what I should spend my bonus on...)"
-*"Ooookity... Ook oook ook! (Aw, I wish I had a Barrel Jet... Then I could blast my way straight to the bank!)"
-*"Ookie ookity! Ook ook ooooo! (All right, bank! I've got you in my sights!)"
-*"Oookity ookkity! (This shop may look small now, but someday it'll be super tough!)"
-*"Oookity! Oook ookity! (This shop belongs to me now! Thanks in advance for your patronage!)"
-*"Oookity ook! (And another shop for me!)"
-*"Ooook ookity! (This district is mine from here on out!)"
-*"Oookity! Ook ookity... (That makes two shops! I wonder if I'll ever dominate this whole district...)"
-*"Oookity oookie. (I won't be happy until I have at least one more shop in this district.)"
-*"Ook! Oookity! Ook ookity! (Yay! My third shop in this district! I should try to get all of them!)"
-*"Ooook... Oookity. Oook ook! (Uh-oh... Not many shops left. Hope I can still buy something!)"
-*"Ook ookity? Oookie! (I wonder if I can still snag a shop? Come on, die, help me out!)"
-*"Ookity ook? Ooookity! (The shops are all sold out, huh? OK, no more Mr. Nice Kong!)"
-*"Oookity ook? Ook ook! (No more shops to buy? Time to rethink my strategy!)"
-*"Ook ookity! (My shop's been supercharged!)"
-*"Oookie oook ookity! (If I keep this up, I'll be rich in no time!)"
-*"Ook! Oook. Oookie...oook ook! (Neat! I just made money. I mean, it's just a bit of money...but still!)"
-*"Oookie. Oookity ooo! (I'll admit it, (Player's name) - I'm a little jealous. Lucky you!)"
-*"Ookie! Oook ookity! (Thanks for the bonus, (Player's name)! It's all about teamwork!)"
-*"Oookitty? Oookitty ook! (Why don't we trade shops? We'll both get something good out of it!)"
-*"Ook ookity! Ook ook... (Meh, that was nothing! You're never gonna get rich with these prices...)"
-*"Ooookity! Ook ookity... (Don't give up just because you're in last place! Maybe my donation will help...)"
-*"Ooookity... Ook! (I suppose it could have been worse... These prices aren't so bad!)"
-*"Oook! Ook ookity! (Boo! The last thing I wanted to do is give more gold to the person in first place!)"
-*"Oook ookity. Ook! (I hope I manage to stay on top. It's kinda fun up here in first place!)"
-*"Ooook oookity! (First place is so close I can almost touch it!)"
-*After landing on the bank: "Ook... Ook ookity? Ookity ook. (Hmm... Where should I go next? I'd better think this out?)"
-*After player lands on the bank: "Oookity ook! (You should get bonus points for that perfect landing, (Player's name)!)"
-*After player gets a promotion: "Ook ookie! Oook oookity! Ook ooo! (That's a lot of money, (Player's name)! You want me to hold on to it for you? Hee hah!)"
-*After landing on Boon square: "Ook. Oookity ookie! (Hee hee. Come on, folks - time to go shopping at the expensive stores!)"
-*After landing on Boon square: "Ook. Ookie ookity! Oook ook ooo! (Hee hee. Good luck, everybody! Land on the priciest shops!)"
-*After player lands on Boon square: "Ookie ookie? (You wanna share some of that luck with me, (Player's name)?)"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Ook! Oookity ookity. (Phew! I guess it's time to take a little breather.)"
-*"Ookity! Oook oook ooo! (Argh! I hate losing out on a big payday!)"
-*"Ook! Oookity ookie! Ook ook ooo! (OK! I'm all rested up and raring to go! Gotta make up for lost time!)"
-*After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Oook ookity ooo. Oookity! (Rest up while you can, (Player's name). Things are gonna get wild around here!)"
-*After getting a good Venture Card: "Ook ook. Ooookity ooo! (Hee hee. Guess thee are a few handy cards in that deck!)"
-*After getting a good Venture Card: "Ookie ookity ook? Oook oookity! (Am I lucky, or what? I'm gonna have to make the most of this!)"
-*After getting a bad Venture Card: "Ooookity! Ookie ooo. (Ugh! I should have picked a different card.)"
-*After getting a bad Venture Card: "Oookie! Oookity ook... (Oh no! I really picked a bad one, didn't I...)"
-*After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Ookie ookity ook! (This card will definitely come in handy!)"
-*After getting bought out: "Hoot! Oookity ooo!? (That was so mean of you, (Player's name)! Where'd you learn your manners!?)"
-*After getting Lakitu: "Oookie ookity... Ook! (Maybe I should follow Lakitu... Prices seem to drop wherever he goes!)"
-*"Ook ookity... (Sorry, but it's not really in my best interest to accept that offer...)"
-*To Player: "Oookie! Ooook oookitty. Ook! (Ouch! This is quite a shop you've got here, (Player's name). It's really something!)"
-*To Player: "Oooki, Oookitty ooo! (I'll admit it, (Player's name)- I'm a little jealous. Lucky you!)"
-*To Player: "Oookitty ooo? Oookie! (Defending your shop, huh? That's pretty clever (Player's name)!)"
-*To Player: "Ookie! Oook ookitty! (Thanks for the bonus, (Player's name)! It's all about teamwork!)"
-*To Player: "Ook oookie? Ookity ookie! (How's it going for you so far, (Player's name)? Me, I'm doing A-OK!)"
-*"Oookie ook? Ookity ooo... (Which way are you gonna go, (Player's name)? Not that I care or anything...)"
-*"Oookity? Ookie ooo! (Where'd you go to business school, (Player's name)? You know all the tricks!)"
-*"Oookie ooo. Ookity! (You're getting close to district domination, (Player's name). I'll put a stop to that!)"
-*After player lands on his expensive shop: "Ookie ooo! Hoot ook ookity! (Sorry 'bout that, (Player's name)! I promise all your gold will go to a good cause!)"
-*Diddy Kong to Donkey Kong: "Ook! Oookity ooo! (Don't go too easy on me today, Donkey Kong!)"
-**Donkey Kong's response: "Oook! Oook ooooooook! (Not to worry! I'll use everything in my power to beat you and (Player's name)!)"
-*To Donkey Kong: "Ook! Ook ookity ooooookity! (Let's all sing (Player's name) the Happy Promotion Song! Ahem... Ook ookity ooooookity!)"
-**Donkey Kong's response: "Ook ookity ooooookity! (Ook ookity ooooookity!)"
-*To Player: "Oookity ook! (Let's win this game together, (Player's name)!)"
-**Daisy's response: "Hmm... You aren't trying to monopolize (Player's name), are you? He's/She's working with me today!"
-*To Player: "Oook ook! Ookity ook? (Look at you go, (Player's name)! How in the world do you do it?)"
-**Daisy's response: "Stop making such a fuss, Diddy Kong! You'll give (Player's name) a big head!"
-*After player approaches victory: "Ookie... Ook ook ookity! (You're almost there, (Player's name)... But I'm not gonna give up!)"
-*Going bankrupt: "Oookity... Ook ook ooo! (Time to head back to the jungle... Maybe I'll do better next time!)"
-===Donkey Kong===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*”Ook ook…Ook! (Throwing pitches, rolling dice…Either way, I’ve gotta flex my biceps!) (Mario Stadium)
-*”Ooka? Ooka? Ook?” (Kart racing, huh? Wanna go for a spin? I’ll show you what a Kong can do!) (Mario Circuit)
-*"Oooka! Ook! (Check out that castle! I bet that king is all kinds of big and powerful)" (Castle Trodian)
-*"Hoo ook…ook! (This place is hotter than the jungle…but at least it’s a dry heat!)" (Mount Magmageddon)
-*"Ooka ooka ook! (Better be careful not to destroy Princess Peach’s castle!)" (Princess Peach's Castle)
-*"Ook ook… (I wonder what kind of fruit trees they have down there on Yoshi’s Island…)" (Yoshi's Island)
-*"Hoo… Ook? (This place doesn’t look like fun… Can I at least throw some barrels or something?)" (Super Mario Bros.)
-*"Oook! Ooka. (Cool castle, ya big boss turtle! I bet this place has all kinds of neat traps.)" (Bowser's Castle)
-*"Ooo? Ook ook! (This is the place to find hotshot heroes, huh? Well, you’re looking at one!)" (Alefgard)
-*"Oook! Ooo... (This spooky ship doesn't scare me! It's the floating in water that kinda freaks me out...)" (Ghost Ship)
-*"Mmm? Ookie ook... (Mmm? There's something weird about this place, but I just can't put my finger on it...)" (Good Egg Galaxy)
-*"Mmm hoo? Ooka ook! (What kinda place is this? Those tunnels look like they go pretty deep!)" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
-*"Hoot? Ook ook! (How 'bout making a big spaceship that looks like MY face? People would pay to see that!)" (Starship Mario)
-====General Quotes====
-*"Ook ook! (Time to bring home the bananas!)"
-*"Ook ook. OOOOOOK! (This is a pretty fierce group. Everyone's in it to WIN!)"
-*"Ooooook! (Time to show these other fellows who's boss!)"
-*"Ooook ook? Ook! (Who cares what number I roll? I'm gonna win no matter what!)"
-*"Ookie! Ook! (Watch out everyone! King of the jungle comin' through!)"
-*"Hoot! Ooka ook... (I wish he had cool games like this in the jungle! All we ever do is swing on the trees...)"
-*"OOKA! (MY TURN!)"
-*"Ook? OOKA! (Which way to go? I know - THATAWAY!)"
-*"Ooka OOO ooka! (I bet if I throw the die REALLY hard, I'll get an awesome number!)"
-*"Oooo... Ooka! (That die is so tiny... I hope I don't crush it in my giant Kong paws!)"
-*"Ook! Ooook? (I want to invest! What're the chances this next roll will land me right on my shop?)"
-*"Hoo ooka ook! (Come on, die - help a Kong out!)"
-*"Ooo! Ooooooooka. Ook ook! (Yeah! I got my first suit. Won’t be long before I snag the rest of 'em!)"
-*"Ooook! Oook... ook! Ooo? (I've got half the suits! That means I've got...half to go! Right?)"
-*"Ook! Ook ook... (I'm looking forward to my promotion! Think of all the bananas I'll be able to buy...)"
-*"Ook ook ook! (As soon as I get my promotion, I'm gonna be the strongest Kong in the world!)"
-*"Ook ooka. Oooka! (It's not much, but it's mine. This shop and I are going places!)"
-*"Ooka ooo. Oook oook ooo! (Meet my new best friend. This shop and I are gonna go far together!)"
-*"Ook! Oooka ook! (Ook! You're gonna be the first of many for me in this district, little shop!)"
-*"Ooka! Ooka ook! (I've got a taste for the district now! It's gonna be all mine!)"
-*"Ook ook! Ooka! (That makes two for me in this district! Ooka!)"
-*"Hoo? Ook ook! (Where'd all the shops go? I gotta get my paws on whatever I can!)"
-*"Ook ooka ookie! (I've gotta get my paws on one of those empty shops!)"
-*"Oook! Ookie ooo... (Aw, shucks! I was hoping to buy up a few more shops. Oh well...)"
-*"Ooka ooka? Ookie hoo! (Where'd all the vacant shops go? I shoulda paid more attention!)"
-*"Ookie... Ooka! (I really hate putting more money into your pocket... You're already in first place!)"
-*"Ooka hoo! Hoo ooka! (Still to small! I need to make that shop waaaaay bigger!)"
-*"Oooka ook! (You just made out like a bandit, (Player's name)!)"
-*"Ooka! Ookie! Ook! (How come no one ever told me anything about stocks? They're fantastic! I'm rich!)"
-*"Ook! Ooka hoot! (No time to invest right now! I need to concentrate on playing this game!)"
-*"Oooka hoo hoo! (I'm gonna have to hold off investing any money in this place until I buy some stock!)"
-*Buying a shop out: "Ooka ooka ooka. Ooo! (I see the shop, I like the shop, I buy the shop. It's as easy as that!)"
-*"Oook! Ooka ooka hoo! (Lakitu! Stay away from me, you little cloud rider!)"
-*"Ooka! Ooka! (Heya! You wanna trade shops with me?)"
-*After player gets a promotion: "Ooka ook! (You're getting stronger with each roll of the die, (Player's name)!)"
-*After landing on the bank: "Ooka! Ooka ook! (Right on the money! You've still got it, Donkey Kong!)"
-*After player lands on the bank: "Ook! Ookie ooka! "Right on the bank! You've got pretty good aim, (Player's name)!)"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "OOK! Ooka ooooooooo! (Talk about a stroke of luck! C'mon everybody - make me rich!)"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "Oooka! (Lucky me!)"
-*After warping: "Ookie! Oooooo! Ooka ooo? (Wow! I just whooshed straight here! How'd that happen?)"
-*After player lands on a Boon square: "Oooka hoo! Ooka! (Nice (Player's name)! I'm gonna try land there too!)"
-*After player lands on a Boon square: "Ook ooka? Haroo! "You got room for me on that square, (Player's name)? I want some free money too!)"
-*After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Ook ook. Ooka ooo! (Don't worry about taking a day off, (Player's name). I'll keep an eye on things!)"
-*After player warps: Ook hoot! Ook? Ooka? (Whoa! How'd you get from here to there so quick, (Player's name)? Some kinda magic?)"
-*After player warps: "Ooka ook! Ookaroo? (Those things always make my head spin! But it's a wild ride, huh, (Player's name)?)"
-*"Oook! Ook ook! (Third shop's a charm, (Player's name)! You're gonna dominate that district pretty soon!)"
-*"Ook! Ooka! (One good turn deserves another, (Player's name)! I'll try to earn YOU some gold now!)"
-*"Ooo! Ooka hoo! (Cha-ching! Thanks for making a deposit in the bank of Kong, (Player's name)!)"
-*"Ook ooka ook! (Stop messing with my stock, (Player's name)!)"
-*"Ooka hoot! (No one's gonna try to steal that shop now, (Player's name)!)"
-*"Ook oooo! Oooook! (That's a pretty powerful shop you've got there, (Player's name)! Big and strong, just like me!)"
-*"Arooo! Oooka ook! (Nice move, (Player's name)! You're my role model!)"
-*"OOOOO! Ook ooka. Oooka! (AHHHH! That was a pretty nice nap there. I feel totally energized!)"
-*Donkey Kong to player: "Oook ook ook? (How did you get so big and strong, (Player's name)?)"
-**Wario's response: "He/She got a promotion and grew more powerful... Maybe he's/she's eating that gold! Does eating gold make you stronger?"
-*To Player: "Ooook! Ook oook ook ooook! (Keep it up, (Player's name), and you might come in second place - right after me!)"
-**Diddy Kong's response: "Ook oooky... Oookity! (No way! I'm going to come in second place, (Player's name)!)"
-*To Player buying out his shop: "Ooka ook? Ookie? (You got a problem with me, (Player's name)? Is that it?)"
-*"Ook! Oookie ook! (There's no way I'm gonna lose! I'll keep fighting till the very end!)"
-*Going bankrupt: "Ooooook... (Looks like it's back to the jungle for me...)"
-===Lakitu===
-*"Greetings, fortune seekers! I am Lakitu, and I'll be your guide to rest and relaxation!"
-*"You've all been working way too hard! Why don't you close up shop for a while?"
-*"It's not healthy to obsess over money all the time. Someone needs to teach you people how to slow down and enjoy life!"
-*"I'm bringing down the hammer on nap time, everybody! Close your eyes and drift off to dreamland!"
-*"I know you don't think you need a day off, but you do. Trust me - you'll thank me later for this!"
-*"Is my turn over already? But I haven't finished forcing everyone to take a vacation!"
-*"Providing rest to the weary is such satisfying work! Farewell!"
-*"I'm not ready to leave! These people still need to enjoy their forced vacations!"
-*"Everyone enjoy their 40 winks? Then it appears my work here is done. Take it easy, folks!"
-*"A sea of calm has washed over the board, and so my work here is done. Catch you on the flip side!"
-===Luigi===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*”Eek! No one told me there would be gh-gh-ghosts here! I wish I'd brought my [[Poltergust 3000]] with me.” (The Ghost Ship)
-*”Hey! You know what would look good? A spaceship with MY face on it!” (Starship Mario)
-*"These ruins are right up my alley! I bet I'll reach the goal first!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
-*"Watch out everyone! Luigi is stepping up to the plate!" (Mario Stadium)
-*"Leaping lasagna! This place is even bigger than Peach’s Castle!" (Castle Trodain)
-*"Uh-oh! I don’t have the best balance in the world… Hope I don’t fall off the board!" (Mount Magmageddon)
-*"Vroom, Vroom! Let’s get this game started. Someone wave the checkered flag!" (Mario Circuit)
-*"This place is wackadoodle! It’s turning my brain into spaghetti!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
-*"Ah, Peach’s Castle! I have some awfully fond memories of this place. Time to create a new one!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
-*"Now, THIS is where the real action is! It’s happening on Yoshi’s Island!" (Yoshi's Island)
-*"I’m gonna try to make a speed run through this stage!" (Super Mario Bros.)
-*"I don’t trust Bowser OR his spooky castle… I bet he’s got a princess or two locked up in here!" (Bowser's Castle)
-*"I don’t need a career chance… I’m pretty satisfied being a hero!" (Alltrades Abbey)
-*"Looks like my bro really cleaned this place up! I hope they gave him the key to the city!" (Delfino Plaza)
-*"I wanna take a peek at this flying train I've heard so much about. If trains can fly, then so can Luigi! Wheee!" (The Observatory)
-*"Look at all those slimes down there! How can you tell which ones are friendly?" (Slimenia)
-*"I bet they'll tell epic stories about me and my bro one day. We're practically legends already!" (Alefgard)
-*"Hey there, giant statue guy! How's the weather up there?" (The Colossus)
-====General Quotes====
-*To Player: "Hey, (Player's name)! I'm Luigi! Oh, you've heard of me? I'm so flattered I think I'm blushing!"
-*"It's me, Luigi! Time to collect some more gold coins!"
-*"Watch out! Green machine coming through!"
-*"Gimme a good roll! I’ve got my fingers crossed and everything."
-*"Here goes nothing!"
-*"My turn! Better watch out, or I'm gonna stomp you with my big, brown boots!"
-*"Oh yeah! It's Luigi's turn!"
-*"This game has got my mustache all mussed up! Where's my little comb?"
-*"I'm gonna win this game all on my own! I don't need any help at all."
-*"Wah-hah! I'm in it to win it!"
-*"Yay for me, Luigi! I'm gonna have a good turn, I know it!"
-*"Boi-oing! I can jump even higher than Mario - all the way to first place!"
-*"I'm lean, mean, and green, and I'm gonna to give you a run for your money!"
-*"Why don't I ever seem to land on a Luigi shop? I bet the Goombas are behind this!"
-*"I need to feed my shop a Super Mushroom to help it grow big and strong!"
-*"There's a shop out there with Luigi's name on it! Maybe it's time to force a buyout..."
-*"Three more suits to go, huh? That should be a snap for someone like Luigi!"
-*"Two more suits to go! I wonder if any of them are hidden in blocks. Boing, boing!"
-*"I only need one more suit... Why can’t I just jump straight there? It’s not cheating!"
-*"This is the perfect time for Luigi's trademark jump! I'll just leap my way straight back to the bank!"
-*"Yay for me, Luigi! I've got a new shop!"
-*"Look at my new shop! Isn't she a beaut?"
-*"Don't trip all over yourselves trying to get to my new shop. We're open 24/7!"
-*"Watch out, everyone! Luigi's gonna take over this district any minute now!"
-*"Two shops in one district! I'm turning into an honest-to-goodness real-estate mogul!"
-*"Ack! One shop left? All I did was take a minute to trim my sideburns... I need to stop doing that!"
-*"All the shops are gone? That was quick! Someone knows how to use their B-Dash!"
-*"Who bought up all the shops? Guess I was too busy grooming the 'stache to pay attention to the game..."
-*"Turns out earning money is as easy as stomping a Goomba! Who knew?"
-*"Enjoy that gold while you can! I'm gonna be in first place soon!"
-*"There goes all my money, right down the drain!"
-*"Can't invest right now... I've got a sneaking suspicion I should be saving my money for something else!"
-*"I've been tricked enough times to know I've gotta defend myself! No one's gonna take this shop from me!"
-*After getting a good Venture Card: "It's about time I caught a break! It's not easy being Luigi..."
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "What game should I play on my day off - basketball, tennis, or golf? Decisions, decisions!"
-*After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "You've been working so hard lately, (Player's name). Promise me you'll take it easy on your day off!"
-*"Ahhh! What a nice little vacation. I spent the whole time eating nutritious mushrooms and building up my strength!"
-*After taking a day-off: "I take a quick time-out to trim my mustache, and someone buys up almost all the shops! What gives?"
-*After taking a day off: "Why did I have to go and take a day off? I'm a plumber! I'm on call 24 hours a day!"
-*"Wah-hah-hah! Look how big my shop got! That's kinda surprising, even for me!"
-*"Hey! Why does (Player's name) get so many gold coins? I want some too!"
-*"You better watch out, (Player's name). I'm gonna burn up all your stock certificates with a fireball!"
-*After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Finally! Something I can actually use!"
-*After player approaches victory: "I have to find a way to stop (Player's name) from winning! Who'da thought he'd/she'd get this far?"
-*To Player: "Did Mario teach you to play this game, (Player's name)? 'Cause you've definitely got some sweet moves, just like him!"
-*"Why can I only move ahead one square? Guess the ground up ahead is slippery or something!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
-*After player builds a tax office: "Built yourself a tax office, (player's name)? That was a calculated move! Ha ha ha ha!"
-*After building an estate agency: "I bet Princess Daisy'd be really impressed if I owned a few more shops! Help me out, estate agency!"
-*After landing on the bank: "Ahh! I like landing on the bank. They never charge me any money to stop here!"
-*After the player lands on the bank: "You look stately standing in front of that bank, (Player's name)! They should build a statue of you right there!"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "This is even better than finding a hidden cache of coins - no scary pipes to fall down!"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "So THIS is what it's like to be a bigwig! Now I finally know how Mario feels all the time."
-*After player lands on a Boon square: "If you earn a lot of gold coins standing there, (Player's name), I'd be happy to take some of 'em off your hands!!"
-*"Ha ha! Thanks for spreading the love (Player's name). More money for Luigi!"
-*"Smart move, (Player's name)! You've got to be vigilant, or else some evil person might swoop in and try to take over your shop!"
-*"That's a lot of money, (Player's name)! It's kinda like feeding your wallet a 1-Up Mushroom!"
-*"You got any hobbies, (Player's name)? I'm into lots of things: golf, tennis, basketball, beating you at this game..."
-*"Oh! Bad timing, (Player's name). My shop is closed today."
-*Mario to Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
-**Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (Player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"
-*To Player: "Try not to show me up, (Player's name)! I'm the star today!"
-**Yoshi's response: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I want to be the star too!)"
-*Going bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? I'm gonna get laughed right out of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
-===Mario===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"It's a race to the finish line! Start your engines!" (Mario Circuit)
-*"Brr! This ship gives me the creeps! Best to win fast so I don't have to hang out here too long!" (The Ghost Ship)
-*"I wonder if there are coins in these ruins... I'm gonna grab as many as I can!" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
-*"Uh-oh! Lava's never fun! It always brings back bad memories for me..." (Mount Magmageddon)
-*"Looks like a lot of folks came out to see today’s game. I’d like to knock this one out of the park!" (Mario Stadium)
-*"Wow! What a fancy palace! But I still think Peach’s Castle is the best…" (Castle Trodian)
-*"Whoa, this place is gonna make my head spin! But, hey… what a view!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
-*"Ah, it’s all my little Yoshi friends! How have you been, guys?" (Yoshi's Island)
-*"Dooo-doo-doo-doo-doo-dooooo! Hey, I love this tune!" (Super Mario Bros.)
-*"Oh no! Nothing good ever comes out of this creepy castle. I hope I can escape safe and sound!" (Bowser's Castle)
-*"Slimes everywhere! That’s O.K., I suppose… as long as they aren’t bad slimes!" (Slimenia)
-*"I guess Erdrick is the big cheese around these parts! I tip my hat to you, legendary hero!" (Alefgard)
-*"Ha ha! I guess this is the place where I can change my profession… Thanks, but I’m happy being a hero!" (Alltrades Abbey)
-*"Oh boy, another galactic adventure! Here we go, sailing through space!" (Starship Mario)
-*"What a magical place! I feel like I'm on top of the world!" (The Observatory)
-*"Look at this picturesque little town! I remember the time I cleaned it top to bottom!" (Delfino Plaza)
-*"Ha ha! I'm gonna do well here. Peach's Castle is like a second home to me!" (Peach's Castle)
-*"Wah ha! That colossal statue scared me for a second! Stay right where you are, big guy..." (The Colossus)
-====General Quotes====
-*"All right, my turn!"
-*"How's everyone doing? I'm feeling great! Let's roll!"
-*"Come on now, little die! Give me a good roll!"
-*"Here we go! Just remember, little die: Mario's your best friend!"
-*"Rolling the die is just one of my many special talents!"
-*"Here we go! Let's see what happens next!"
-*"Hey, I'm a big superstar! I should be able to roll a pretty good number!"
-*"Let me show you what I can do! Watch and learn!"
-*"Doooo--doo-doo doo-doo-doo! That sure is a catchy tune I've got stuck in my head! Oh, sorry, is it my turn already?"
-*"I need to make my favorite shop bigger and better - fast!"
-*"This is a nice feeling! Let's keep it going!"
-*"It's me, Mario! Follow me to fortune!"
-*"Hey hey! Look who's up next! It's me, Mario!"
-*"I'm always ready to go! C'mon little die, roll me a good one!"
-*"This die and I are good friends! Come on, die, roll a good number for me!"
-*"Hey, everybody! Catch me if you can!"
-*"Uh-oh, looks like one of my rivals is closing in! Time for a Super Jump - or a really good roll of the die!"
-*"Okeydokey! One suit down, three more to go!"
-*"Two suits left, right?"
-*"Wahoo! One more suit, and it's 1-Up time! I mean, level-up time!"
-*"I'd better see some fireworks when I level up! Woo-hoo!"
-*"Ha ha! The bank's so close! I hope I get there in one roll!"
-*"Level-up, here I come! I wish I could jump on over to the bank right this very second!"
-*"Time to make a dash to the bank!"
-*To Yoshi: "I'll help you find your cookies, Yoshi - just give me a second to brush these cookie crumbs out of my mustache!"
-*"Not to look a gift Yoshi in the mouth, but I was hoping for more coins..."
-*"Hey, everybody! You've got an open invitation to stop by my shop anytime you want!"
-*"Wahoo! That makes three shops for me! I'm on my way to total district domination!"
-*"Hey, that's pretty nice! I think I want to buy more shops around here!"
-*"Mario's shop is open for business! Come one, come all!"
-*"What a beautiful shop! Not too shabby for a plumber, huh?"
-*"Oh no! Almost all of the shops are gone! I'd better make a dash for it!"
-*"Oh boy! I should have bought more shops while I had the chance!"
-*"Mamma mia! All of the shops are sold out!"
-*"No more shops left to buy? Then it's time to get down to business!"
-*"Whoa! Look at all the shops I've got here!"
-*"Two down, a few more to go! I'm not finished buying up the district yet!"
-*"Oh boy! If I keep buying up all of these properties, they're gonna have to change the name to Mario Street!"
-*"I wouldn't normally shop here, but it looks like you need the gold more than I do!"
-*"Oh, not to worry! I think I can afford to shop here!"
-*"Whew! I sure am lucky this shop isn't too expensive!"
-*"Look out! Mario wants in on the action!"
-*"Ha ha! There's plenty of time to think about investing later!"
-*"What kind of luck is this? I nee to land on one of my OWN shops!"
-*"Whoa! It's raining coins! Thanks for turning on the sprinklers, (Player's name)!"
-*"I'm flattered that you want to own stock in my favorite district, (Player's name)! I hope it pays off for you!"
-*"Ouch! My stock just took a beating! What gives, (Player's name)?"
-*"Take my gold coins, (Player's name)! They belong to you, now!"
-*"Hey, it's not big deal! Mario always has enough gold to share!"
-*"You know what they say: even luck is a skill!"
-*After warping: "What a ride! That was almost as fast as traveling via pipe!"
-*After warping: "Hey, I think I just warped! That sure was a fast trip!"
-*After player warps: "Smooth move, (Player's name)! Wish I could zoom around like that too!"
-*"I'm so close to winning, I can practically taste it! Unless that's just some of yesterday's lunch stuck in my mustache..."
-*To Player: "It's me, Mario! Best of luck, (Player's name)!"
-*To Player: "Hi, (Player's name)! How's everything going for you so far?"
-*To Player: "There's a lot of gold at risk here, (Player's name)! You'd better play your hand wisely!"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Heroes never take the day off! What am I supposed to do with myself - go to the beach?"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "A day off? As long as I'm being forced to take a vacation, I might as well enjoy myself! Wahoo! Mario party!"
-*"Wahoo! I'm all recharged and ready to roll! Someone give me the die!"
-*"Thanks for stopping by, but my shop's closed right now! Sorry!"
-*"Huh? I came all this way and the shop is closed! Oh well...at least I saved some money!"
-*After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Taking a vacation, (Player's name)? That sounds pretty nice right about now!"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "All right! I'm getting a lucky cut of the action. Make sure you land on a shop, everybody!"
-*After getting a good Venture Card: "Wahoo! It's raining coins from the sky! I'm gonna catch 'em all!"
-*"Investing in your shop, eh? That's a good way to protect it, (Player's name)! But I wouldn't dare steal it from you..."
-*"Hey, it's kinda like a power-up for my shop!"
-*"Oh, no! I have to sell my shop. Good-bye, dear shop of mine!"
-*"Huh!? Where'd all my coins go? I guess I can't afford to buy you right now, little property...but I'll be back!"
-*"I hope I don't regret this, I just don't have the money right now! Mario's got to be fiscally responsible!"
-*"Thank you for your patronage! You're very generous, (Player's name)... Just like me!"
-*"Mamma mia! You already have enough money! Let someone else take over first place, why don't you?"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "Whuuh-uh-oh! There go all my coins! Come back, little coins!"
-*After building a tax office: "Watch out for the tax man, everyone!"
-*After buying out a property: "This shop is rightfully mine! Go buy yourself a shop in a different district!"
-*After getting bought out: "It takes a lot to get me mad, (Player's name)...but you're really pressing my buttons!"
-*"I gotta remember to buy some stock next time I get a chance!"
-*"Hey, this is a pretty nice place! It's good for me that you're not charging more to shop here!"
-*"Ha! It's like I just fed my shop a Super Mushroom! Consider yourself recharged, little shop!"
-*After landing on Bank: "Wahoo! Right on the dot! Now, that's what I call precision!"
-*After player lands on the Bank: "Maybe after I win this game, you and I can open a bank together! How does that sound, (Player's name)?"
-*"You deserve all that gold, (Player's name)! You're a brave adventurer, just like me!"
-*"Wowee! Are you trying to build your own (Player's name) castle, (Player's name)?"
-*"You're my hero, (Player's name)! Thanks for all the gold!"
-*After getting a good Venture Card: "Wahoo! I'm the luckiest plumber in the whole wide world!"
-*After landing on a Boon/Boom Square: "Hey there, lucky star! I heard you calling my name!"
-*After player lands on a Boon Square: "Ha ha! That's kinda like a bonus stage, huh, (Player's name)? Collect a bunch of gold while you can!"
-*After player lands on a Boon Square: "Looks like you've got luck on you're side, (Player's name)!"
-*After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "I'll trade you that venture card for a Fire Flower! What do you say, (Player's name)?"
-*After player gets a bad venture card: "Did you eat a Mini Mushroom or something, (Player's name)? You've got some magically shrinking shops!"
-*After getting Healie: "Hey little guy, you look like a floating Goomba! Don't forget to give Mario a nice suit!"
-*To Player: "You're off to a great start, (Player's name)!"
-*"Hey! That just means more coins for me! Keep it up, (Player's name)!"
-*Mario to Player: "You know what would help us win this game, (Player's name)? That's right, a Super Mushroom! I wish we had one!"
-**Toad's response: "Don't look at me! I'm not a Super Mushroom!"
-*To Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
-**Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (Player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"
-*Mario to Player: "I can't believe you got a promotion already! From now on, I'm calling you Super (Player's name)!"
-**Bowser Jr.'s response: "You may have earned a few gold coins, but you're still plain old (Player's name) to me!"
-*To Player: "Nice job, (Player's name)! You're a real hero - just like Mario!"
-**Luigi's response: "I wish Mario would call me a hero sometime..."
-*To Player: "Psst! Hey, (Player's name)! Princess Peach is watching, so I'm afraid I just can't lose to you today!"
-**Peach's response: "Mario, I heard that! But don't you worry - I'm the one who's going to win!"
-*To Player: "Look at you go, (Player's name)! You've inspired me to go out and collect a ton of gold coins!"
-**Yoshi's response: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (It's great to see you in action, (Player's name)! I'm learning a lot from you!)"
-*Approaching victory: "I did it! Now I just need to super jump my way over to the bank to collect my prize!)"
-*After player approaches victory: "You proved yourself to be a real hero today, (Player's name)! Bravo!"
-*Going bankrupt: "Mamma mia! Game over already!? I was just getting warmed up!"
-===Princess Daisy===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"Hey, all you spooky ghosts out there! Don't you DARE try to scare me! Ya hear me?" (The Ghost Ship)
-*"Wow! Check out Yoshi’s Island. I totally want to take one of those little guys home with me!" (Yoshi's Island)
-*"Hey-who wants to be on my pit crew? Tee hee! Just kidding!" (Mario Circuit)
-*"Oh my gosh! Look at all those cute little blobs! Can I take one home with me?" (Slimenia)
-*"All right! I’m gonna roll this die right out of the park!" (Mario Stadium)
-*"Yeah, sure. Big castle. Woooo. I’m totally impressed. Could use a few more flowers though…" (Castle Trodian)
-*"Hmph! If I'd known we were coming to such a lava-y place, I wouldn’t have worn my nicest gown!" (Mount Magmageddon)
-*"What’s a girl gotta do around here to get her bearings? I’m all turned around and upside down!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
-*"After I win, I’m headed over to Peach’s Castle for a celebratory tea party. Who wants to join me?" (Princess Peach's Castle)
-*"Whoa! I've heard a lot of wild stories about this place. This is going to be a blast!" (Super Mario Bros.)
-*"I bet Bowser seriously thinks this goofy castle is totally intimidating. As if!" (Bowser's Castle)
-*"This place is falling apart! You want me to call my contractor? He'll fix everything up in a snap!" (Robbin Hood Ruins)
-*"I hear they kidnap princesses around here… I guess Bowser's not the only guy who’s into abducting royalty!" (Alefgard)
-*"I've always wanted to travel through space! This is gonna be the best game ever!" (Starship Mario)
-*"Sweet! Check out this gorgeous resort! I can’t wait to take a dip in the ocean." (Delfino Plaza)
-*"I totally want to scale up the side of that statue. What a challenge!" (The Colossus)
-*"I wanna see this flying train everyone keeps talking about. I must ride it. I simply must!" (The Observatory)
-*"I'm supposed to pick out a new trade here, huh? Let's see... Maybe I should be a professional athlete! Yeah!" (Alltrades Abbey)
-====General Quotes====
-*To Player: "So you're the famous (Player's name)! I'm Daisy, princess of Sarasaland. The pleasure is mine!"
-*"Fair warning, folks: try all you want, but I'm still gonna win. Princess Daisy always comes out on top!"
-*"You may wonder why I want to win so badly. Well, it's 'cause I just HATE losing!"
-*"Winning feels SO awesome. From now on, I'm gonna win all the games I play!"
-*"Oh boy! It sure was a snap getting into first place. I bet winning this game is gonna be a piece of cake!"
-*"Hold on tight to your socks, people, 'cause I'm about to knock 'em off!"
-*"Let's speed this game up! I'm seriously getting wrinkles waiting for you all to roll the die."
-*"I'm gonna throw this die as hard as I can! I bet I'll get a sweet number out of it! OOF!"
-*"Winning is a matter of timing and luck. I don't have either, but I've never let that stop me before!"
-*"Eek! Is it my turn already? Sorry, I was in another world!"
-*"Don't underestimate me, people! Just because I'm a princess doesn't mean I won't fight dirty!"
-*"If you give me a good number, little die, I'll promote you to court jester! I'm a princess - I can do that!"
-*"All right - this game is about to get seriously interesting! Check it out!"
-*"Who ever said princesses have to play fair? I'm gonna do whatever I have to do to win this game!"
-*"I want to be in first place! I want it, I want it, I WANT IT!"
-*"Check it out, people! I'm about to show you how a REAL winner rolls!"
-*"Here goes nothing! C'mon, die - gimme an awesome roll!"
-*"Who in the world put such an expensive shop directly in my path? N-not that I'm scared of it or anything!"
-*"These suits are awfully cute. Maybe I'll sneak a few of 'em home with me! They'd look nice on my castle walls!"
-*"Hmm. I've got one suit, so that means I've got three more to go. Should be a breeze!"
-*"I'm getting tired. Subjects of Sarasaland- bring me the rest of the suits!"
-*"Time to put the finishing touches on my celebration, people. I'm about to get my promotion!"
-*"I can't believe the bank won't send someone to come and pick me up. What terrible service!"
-*"This shop is going to grow like a wildflower! I picked it, after all, so it's GOT to be good!"
-*"Make sure you all stop by my new shop and introduce yourselves! It's the polite thing to do!"
-*"I'm off to a pretty good start in this district, wouldn't you say? I sure would!"
-*"Hmm... I've only got two shops in this district, but I definitely want more! More, more, MORE!"
-*"Sweet! Another shop in one of my favorite districts. Things are shaping up pretty well!"
-*"Looks like I'm destined to own a lot of property here. Who am I to say no to fate?"
-*"I've got a favor to ask, guys - leave all those empty shops for me, OK? I totally want to buy them!"
-*"It's only proper that the fairest princess of 'em all gets dibs on that last shop. Right? Who's with me?"
-*"Whoa! Who bought up all the shops? Here I was thinking I'd buy a few more!"
-*"Augh! No more shops left to buy? Guess I'll just have to take some of 'em! Ha ha ha!"
-*"Tee hee hee! I bet no one was expecting THAT!"
-*"Look at my little shop, all grown up now! I'm just bursting with pride!"
-*"What a waste! If only I had purchased some stock earlier... Oh, well. Lesson learned!"
-*"Oh well! Maybe I'll invest next time. I just really couldn't be bothered with it right now."
-*"Whoops! I totally forgot to invest. I need to get going on that one of these days..."
-*"I'd better hurry up and do some investing! I'd hate to have a shop bought out from under me."
-*After landing on the bank: "Banks rule! Where else can you safely store your money? I mean, other than an actual safe..."
-*"How kind of you! But I'd much rather prefer a bouquet of flowers to a bushel of cash!"
-*"I think something's wrong with this die. It feels heavier than usual!"
-*"It's a princess's prerogative whether to change her mind AND her direction!"
-*"I give this shop the Daisy stamp of approval! Now I bet you'll make a lot more money on it!"
-*"What a precious little shop! I just want to take it home and cuddle it!"
-*"Whoops! I totally didn't mean to add to your coffers. You're rich enough already!"
-*"But...but that shop was supposed to be for me! Why would you go and buy it!?"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "What is the meaning of these unbelievable prices!? I'm not above throwing a tantrum, you know!"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "Shop away, folks! The more money you spend, the more money I get! Everybody's a winner!"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "Lucky Daisy! I totally rule! Shop away to your hearts' content, everyone!"
-*After player lands on a Boon square: "I must refrain from shopping for a while. I don't want (Player's name) to get any more money than he already has!"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Hmph! Stupid die! Today is the absolutely WORST day for me to take a vacation!"
-*After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "It's about time (Player's name) took the day off! I finally have a chance to visit one of his/hers shops free of charge!"
-*After player lands on the bank: "Just taking a little breather, (Player's name)? I bet the bank is nice and air-conditioned!"
-*"Ahhh! All rested up, and I didn't even lose any money by taking a day off. I gotta do that more often!"
-*After buying someone out: "Sorry! I just couldn't help myself! It was worth it just to see the look on your face!"
-*"Oh my! What a beautiful little... Um... Uh... What IS that thing anyway?"
-*"Woo! It never hurts to have a little extra cash in your pocket!"
-*"Why, you just earned me a little bit of money, (Player's name)! How charitable of you!"
-*"You can put all the defensive capital in the world into that shop, (Player's name). If I want it, I'll buy it!"
-*"I'm finding that shop of yours less and less enticing as this game progresses, (Player's name)..."
-*"I see I'm up against a real financial genius! Maybe you and I can trade stock tips, (Player's name)..."
-*To Player: "Huh. That's certainly an... interesting move, (Player's name). Are you sure you know how to play this game?"
-*To Player: "That's not worth getting upset over, (Player's name). Just ask your daddy to front you some cash!"
-*To Player: "I'm so glad you earned that salary, (Player's name). Now you have enough money to spend at my shops!"
-*To Player: "Yippee! You're a tried-and-true friend, (Player's name). I shan't forget your generosity."
-*To Player: "I just want you to know that I'm not even the slightest bit jealous of you, (Player's name). I'm not!"
-*To Player: "I see you're quite a worthy adversary, (Player's name). Too bad I'm still going to defeat you!"
-*To Player: "If you win, (Player's name), maybe I'll invite you on an all-expenses-paid vacation to Sarasaland!"
-**Luigi's response: "Wow, what a prize, (Player's name)! I wish I was in your shoes!"
-*To Player: "Yay! You got your salary, (Player's name)! I guess that means you'll drop by my shop soon, right?"
-**Luigi's response: "Wow, Princess Daisy! You're good..."
-*To Peach: "Tee hee! Today we celebrate an important day: (Player's name)'s promotionversary!"
-**Peach's response: "Really? A promotionversary? Is that an official holiday in Sarasaland?"
-*To Player: "Wow, (Player's name)! You're doing great! I'm totally inspired to make more money now!"
-**Peach's response: "Oh, really, Princess Daisy? Then I suppose I'll just have to earn more than the two of you combined!"
-*To Peach: "What? I can't believe that (Player's name) has enough gold to cinch a win! I'm not ready to stop playing yet!"
-**Peach's response: "You and I both, Princess Daisy. This game is too much fun to stop now! We simply cannot let this happen!"
-*To Player: "Nice move, (Player's name)! This must be a special day for you - receiving your first promotion and all!"
-**Diddy Kong's response: "Ook? Ookity? Oook? (What are you going to spend it on? Investments? Forced buyouts?)"
-*To Player: "Hold on, (Player's name)! Don't you think it's a little early for winning? Let's play awhile longer!"
-**Diddy Kong's response: "Ookity! Ook ook! (Yeah, what she said! I wanna keep playing!)"
-*To Player buying her shop: "Well, I never! That was MY shop, (Player's name)! How could you betray me like that!?"
-*After player lands on her expensive shop: "Toady is the first annual (Player's name)-Bought-a-Ton-of-Stuff-at-My-Shoppiversary! Let's all celebrate! Tee hee!"
-*"I don't want to go bankrupt! Can my daddy put a little extra gold in my bank account?"
-*"Yippee! I've got (target amount of money), and it's time to go claim victory!"
-*"Don't act all surprised that I'm about to win the game, folks. I am Princess Daisy, after all!"
-*After player approaches victory: "Oh, but you can't win yet, (Player's name) - I'm having too much fun! I order you to continue playing this game!"
-*Going bankrupt: "Augh! Brutal, absolutely brutal. This is no way to treat a princess as sweet and lovely as me!"
-===Princess Peach===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"Welcome to the grandest castle in the Mushroom Kingdom. There's no way I can lose here!" (Peach's Castle)
-*"This ship is simply littered with ghosts! Perhaps I can befriend them, the poor little things..." (Ghost Ship)
-*"It's absolutely sweltering in here! Won't someone please turn on the air conditioner?" (Mount Magmageddon)
-*"Everyone knows Princess Peach is an ace pitcher. Watch as I throw this die with astounding precision!" (Mario Stadium)
-*"Well, it’s certainly no Peach Castle, but it’s not without its charms…" (Castle Trodian)
-*"What a delightful little island! It’s no wonder Yoshi loves it so!" (Yoshi's Island)
-*"I bet my floating parasol would come in handy here. Jump, jump! Tee hee!" (Super Mario Bros.)
-*"Oh dear! Why are we playing in Bowser’s Castle? There are all sorts of tricks and traps here!" (Bowser's Castle)
-*"I don’t believe for a second in this legendary hero. If he DID exist, he’d be rescuing me right now!" (Alefgard)
-*"That statue is certainly imposing. Maybe they should soften it up with a little lip gloss..." (The Colossus)
-*"This place looks like an adventure waiting to happen!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
-*"Ahhh! What a lovely little island. Peaceful and serene, just like the Mushroom Kingdom!" (Slimenia)
-*"What an oddly shaped planet! I hope I don't get all turned around." (Good Egg Galaxy)
-*"Yuck! The last time I was here, I got kidnapped AND the town got trashed! Let's all play nice this time, OK?" (Delfino Plaza)
-*"I can't wait to see this flying train! All aboooard!" (The Observatory)
-*"Finally, my chance to see the galaxy! You know, since I was all busy being kidnapped last time I was here..." (Starship Mario)
-*"I'm going to double-dash my way to victory! Good luck keeping up with me! Tee hee!" (Mario Circuit)
-*"Is this where people switch vocations? How quaint! I'd change my job if I had one!" (Alltrades Abbey)
-====General Quotes====
-*To Male Player: "I'm Peach, princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. No need to bow, (Player's name)!"
-*To Female Player: "I'm Peach, princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. No need to curtsy, (Player's name)!"
-*"Yeah! It's my turn!"
-*"Like a game of cat-and-mouse...but with shops! How fun!"
-*"Hmm... Interesting move. Perhaps I should follow your example..."
-*"It's just one exciting adventure after another with this game!"
-*"No one told me there would be THIS much walking. I should've worn my pink sneakers!"
-*"Why must I always walk? Can't I just float across the board with my parasol?"
-*"How odd! This die doesn't seem to be following my orders. What good is a die if it won't follow orders!?"
-*"I refuse to let a bad roll of the die bring me down. No matter the number, I won't let myself get discouraged!"
-*"Be a good die, and maybe I'll make you a knight!"
-*"Someone get this die a Super Mushroom! I want to roll a powerful number!"
-*"This game is shaping up to be a real challenge! I may need to turn to Toadsworth for financial advice..."
-*"I've got a good feeling about this!"
-*"This die is gigantic! It's bigger than my head!"
-*"High pressure! Just take a deep breath and roll, Peach..."
-*"Business is going to be booming! I can FEEL it!"
-*"Did you know you can buy just about any shop if you simply pay five times its worth? That's useful information!"
-*"I see an expensive shop up ahead! If only I had my parasol...then I could float right past it!"
-*"Oooh! I spot a switch square in the distance. If I step on it, maybe a bunch of coins will appear!"
-*"How did I end up in last place? Why, this isn't like me at all!"
-*"This is no time to play it safe. I need to make a bold move - and quick! Roll, Peach, roll!"
-*"An ordinary girl might give up at a time like this. But I'm a princess, and princesses never surrender!"
-*"Do you expect ME to pay at your checkpoint, (Player's name)? Princesses never carry cash!"
-*"This checkpoint is official property of the Mushroom Kingdom. Do NOT graffiti the walls!"
-*"I'll never be able to collect my bonus with just one suit. No, I must go out and gather the rest!"
-*"Tee hee! Hearts and diamonds are the suits that suit me best!"
-*"I thought gathering these suits would be a challenge, but they're practically jumping into my arms!"
-*"Whew! I've already collected three suits. I don't suppose the last one wants to meet at the bank, huh?"
-*"I've gathered all of the necessary suits. Can I send Toadsworth to the bank for me?"
-*"Hmmm... What to do with the money I'll receive with my next promotion? Maybe I should donate it to charity!"
-*"Hmm? You give out suits? What a friendly little fellow you are!" (After drawing Heal Slime card)
-*"I won't be satisfied until this entire district belongs to me!"
-*"This district is perfect for me. I need to buy more shops here!"
-*"This district and I are obviously kindred spirits. I simply must have more shops here!"
-*"I've come this far... I might as well buy up the entire district!"
-*"Three shops in one district? Why, I've surprised even myself!"
-*"No one is ever going to kidnap this shop! I'll make certain of that!"
-*"Oooh! I get to play shopkeeper now. Welcome, valued customers! Take a look around!"
-*"Might I offer a suggestion, (Player's name)? Roll that die as hard as you can!"
-*"This shop is absolutely precious, (Player's name). I wish I could buy it up right now!"
-*"Am I supposed to be intimidated by these prices? They're laughable! Tee hee!"
-*"Where did this money come from? I must have you to thank, (Player's name)!"
-*"Is that all I earned? Just a few gold coins? How...disappointing."
-*"I bet Mario would love this shop! Oh, I hope he visits soon!"
-*"I've purchased two shops in this district. That means I'm entitled to the others, right?"
-*"I like to stick up for the underdog. That's why I'm doing my shopping here today!"
-*"Ha! This shop is so cheap it's barely worth the effort to get out my coin purse."
-*"Hurry up and shop, everyone! It's my lucky day!" (after landing on a Boon square)
-*"Why, this shop belongs to the person in first place! I shouldn't have stopped here!"
-*"Who knew playing the stock market could be so much fun? Yippee!"
-*"I'll bake a delicious cake for the first person who drives up the price of this stock!"
-*"I have stock. Now all I have to do is land on a shop I actually OWN!"
-*"A little investment never hurt anyone...I think!"
-*"Would you look at that... I wasn't expecting such fast results!"
-*"Perhaps I'll invest once I get myself some stock... I'd better put that on my to-do list!"
-*"I'm having too much fun buying shops to even THINK about investing in them!"
-*"You must think everyone is drooling over that shop of yours, (Player's name). We're not!"
-*"I'm suddenly inspired to earn more money. You're quite a muse, (Player's name)!"
-*"You're quite adept at insider trading, (Player's name). Should I be concerned?"
-*"Finally, a store fit for a princess! I'll certainly shop there, (Player's name)!"
-*"Where did this money come from? I must have you to thank, (Player's name)!"
-*"Your actions have consequences, (Player's name)! I lost money on that transaction!"
-*"You're willing to pay extra just to shop at my store, (Player's name)? How flattering!"
-*"Oh, silly (Player's name)! Stop trying to catch up to me. I'll never give up first place!"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "All I have to do is wait here patiently, and the gold will come to me!"
-*After player lands on a Boon square: "You're rich enough already, (Player's name)! Perhaps I'll rein in my spending for now..."
-*After player lands on a Boon square: "I wish I had your Midas touch, (Player's name)! For a princess, I have such bad luck..."
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "I suppose I can use this time off to work on my customer-service skills..."
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Hmph! Why can't I schedule my OWN days off?"
-*"You're not playing fair, (Player's name). Why would you visit my shop on my day off? You...you meanie!"
-*"My beauty sleep did wonders! I feel so refreshed!"
-*"Tsk-tsk! You should know better than to visit someone's shop on their day off. For shame!"
-*After player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "Sweet dreams, (Player's name)... Tee hee! Now's my chance to trounce him/her!"
-*"Thank goodness I'm here on free invitation. Sometimes I just prefer to window-shop!"
-*After warping: "Who do I talk to about getting one of those installed in my castle? It sure beats walking up all those stairs!"
-*After player warps: "Look at how you zip around, (Player's name)! That's the only way to travel!"
-*After player warps: "You certainly know your way around this board, (Player's name)!"
-*After landing on the bank: "YAWN! Standing in line at the bank is so boring!"
-*After player lands on bank: "I bet you have a nest egg stashed away at the bank, (Player's name). You're so clever!"
-*After building a Balloon-Port: "A hot-air balloon can carry me a lot farther than a parasol!"
-*After having a Balloon-Port bought out: "Nooo! My balloon! You're such a party pooper, (Player's name) - just like Toadsworth!"
-*After getting a bad venture card: "What's happening? Did someone sprinkle shrinking powder on my shop?"
-*"The selection of available shops has certainly dwindled!"
-*"Perhaps I should have purchased more shops when I had the chance. There's barely anything left now!"
-*"My chance at more shops has suddenly gone up in smoke! Unless I force a buyout, of course..."
-*"All sold out? Someone should have saved a shop for me!"
-*"This little shopping spree of mine has gotten out of control!"
-*"Ooh! Changing directions, (Player's name)? That's a tough call. Follow your heart!"
-*"This die isn't working properly! Someone fetch me a new one!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
-*"I don't want to seem ungrateful, but can't someone just give me FOUR of these Suit Yourself cards?"
-*"Is that it? Hmph. I thought I'd be getting more!"
-*"But I don't want to pay! Can't I put this card back and draw another?"
-*After player gets a promotion: "You deserve a little fanfare with that promotion, (Player's name)! Da-da-da-dum dee-dee-dum!"
-*After buying someone out: "Whew! It cost me dearly, but I really, really wanted that shop!"
-*To Player buying her shop: "I'm sure you didn't mean to steal MY shop, (Player's name). You can give it back anytime!"
-*To Player: "How distressing! You KNEW that was my favorite district, (Player's name)!"
-*To Player: "Why did you buy stock on my district, (Player's name)? Do you plan to sabotage me?"
-*Going bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? I'll never be able to show my face in the Mushroom Kingdom again!"
-*Peach to Player: Don't think I'll go easy on you, (Player's name)! I plan on winning today!"
-**Daisy's response: "No way! I'm going to win this time! I mean, that goes without saying, right?"
-*To Bowser: "Who invited Bowser? He's only going to cause trouble!"
-**Bowser's response: "Bwah hah hah! Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"
-*To Bowser: "I can't believe (Player's name) is going to win! Bowser, I order you to stop him! Cause mayhem if you must!"
-**Bowser's response: "Wow! You're a little scary when you get mad, Princess Peach...but I like it! Consider it done! Gwah hah hah!"
-*Mario to Player: Congrats, (Player's name)! You're a real hero, what with that promotion and all!"
-**Peach's response: "Oh, so you're a hero now? Perhaps I'll call on you next time I get kidnapped!"
-*(If the player's character is male) "I can't believe (Player's name) is going to win! Bowser, I order you to stop him! Cause mayhem if you must!"
-**Bowser's response: "Wow! You're a little scary when you get mad, Princess Peach...but I like it! Consider it done! Gwah hah hah!"
-*(If the player's character is female) "Bowser! Something must be done to stop (Player's name) from winning! I order you to kidnap her!"
-**Bowser's response: "Done and done, Princess Peach. I was already planning on it! Hey, (Player's name)! Wait up! I've gotta kidnap you!"
-*To Toad: "Toad, prepare a celebration - (Player's name) received a promotion!"
-**Toad's response: "Oh my! We'll need a pyrotechnic display! But where am I going to get fireworks at THIS hour?"
-*To Player: "Congratulations, (Player's name)! I know the perfect place for you to spend your salary - at my shop!"
-**Birdo's response: "You don't beat around the bush, do you, Peach? Hmph! A little pushy for my taste!"
-*After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (Player's name)! I've been so bored without you to keep me company."
-*After reaching net worth needed to win: "Yay! Sorry to leave you all in the dust, but I have (target amount of money). Time to go win this game!"
-*Approaching victory: "Another victory for Peach! This game has gone exactly according to plan!"
-*After player approaches victory: "Headed for the finish line, (Player's name)? Not without me, you aren't!"
-*Going bankrupt: "There must be a mistake! Princesses can't go bankrupt! It's a royal decree or something!"
-===Toad===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"Oh! I should have brought a thank-you gift for letting us play on Yoshi's Island! How rude of me!" (Yoshi's Island)
-*"B-baseball!? This game can get pretty rough. Maybe I'll just, uh, be an umpire..." (Mario Stadium)
-*"I've heard stories about the legendary Robbin' Hood... Does he still wander through these fantastic ruins?" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
-*"Who built this amazing castle? Whoever she is, I need to hire her as my new constructor!" (Castle Trodian)
-*"Wah-hah! If I look down, I’m going to start crying! Who thought this would be a fun place to play?" (Mount Magmageddon)
-*"Huh? HUH!? This place is kinda topsy-turvy. Hope I don’t get lost!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
-*"This place fills me with such conflicting emotions! But how can I resist that catchy music?" (Super Mario Bros.)
-*"This ship looks just like Mario! Not sure they got the nose quite right, though…" (Starship Mario)
-*"All the islanders seem happy and full of energy! The Shine Sprites have been doing their job." (Delfino Plaza)
-*"I’m going to build a giant likeness of Princess Peach once I return to the Mushroom Kingdom!" (The Colossus)
-*"I'm...I'm not afraid of gh-ghosts! I just prefer non-haunted ships." (Ghost Ship)
-*"Remember, everybody: safety first! Make sure you buckle up!" (Mario Circuit)
-*"Princess Peach's castle is pretty amazing, but THIS one... I mean, it can fly!!" (The Observatory)
-====General Quotes====
-*To Player: "Nice to see you (Player's name)! If there's anything you need, just let me know!"
-*"All right, little die! We can do this! Roll me your very best number!"
-*"What number is it going to be!? I can barely stand the drama!"
-*"OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH! It's my turn! I get to roll the die!"
-*"I've got a good feeling about this game… It’s Toad’s time to shine!"
-*"It's Toad's turn!"
-*"OK, I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. Hope I roll it!"
-*"Hmm... I never seem to land on any of my own shops. I bet Bowser cursed that die!"
-*"For the glory of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
-*"Wah-hah! The shop of my dreams is right over there! I need to formulate a plan..."
-*"Shops are an important source of income. I think I'll buy this one!"
-*"Welcome to the district that will one day be dominated by ME!"
-*"I've only got one suit so far, but I’m not in a rush. You’ve got to take time to smell the Fire Flowers!"
-*"How's everybody doing? I've got two suits, you know. That's a lot!"
-*"One suit to go! Happy hunting to the rest of you!"
-*"I've got all four suits! If only the bank was a bit closer..."
-*"I need to power myself up with a promotion! That way, I’ll be able to better defend Princess Peach!"
-*"I can't wait for my promotion! With power and money, I can protect Princess Peach almost as well as Mario does!"
-*"I solemnly swear to turn this into a wonderful shop that will be loved and respected by all!"
-*"I'd like this to be a friendly, neighborhood-watch kind of district. So if you see any troublemakers, give me a call!"
-*"That's a scary-looking shop up ahead... What if I land there and no one comes to rescue me?"
-*"I wonder which district has the most potential? Hmm..."
-*"Hooray! I have two shops in this district now. Not bad for a Toad!"
-*"That makes three for me! This place is starting to look like the Mushroom District!"
-*"I'd be a fool to let this opportunity pass me by. I should invest in my shop while I can!"
-*"Ah! Pure bliss! I hope one day you all experience the happiness I'm feeling right now!"
-*"I shouldn't be shopping here. The person in first place doesn't need my money!"
-*"Oh! Is it my turn already? Sorry, I was kind of busy twiddling my thumbs over here…"
-*"Everyone's having fun, right? Games are so much better when all of the participants are enjoying themselves."
-*"Oh no! No no NO! There are hardly any shops left!"
-*"I landed right on the bank! What are the odds?"
-*"OH NO! OH NO! I've got to buy a shop, and QUICK!"
-*"Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down!"
-*"Slow and steady wins the race! That's the Toad motto!"
-*Taking a day off: “Perhaps I’ll use my vacation time to do a little spring cleaning! Now where did I put that dustpan…”
-*After taking a day off: *”I wish you hadn’t stopped by my shop while it was closed! I don’t want to be known for poor customer service!”
-*To himself: "C'mon, die... Give me the number I want!"
-*To Player: No matter what happens, just remember: we're ALL winners!"
-*To Player: "There! I did it! Next time you land on my shop, (Player’s name), you’ll have to pay dearly!"
-*To Player: "You mustn't blame yourself... It was my own fault for shopping here!"
-*To Player: "Thanks for lining my pockets with gold, (Player's name). I owe you one!"
-*To Player: "Don't you realize your actions affect other players, (Player's name)? You must try to be considerate!"
-*"This is a nice shop and all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom-cap roof!"
-*"What is this strange feeling I'm feeling inside? Oh! I think it's... excitement!"
-*"After obtaining an upgrade card: "What are the chances I would pick such an amazing venture card? Fate is smiling down on me today!"
-*"I'm so proud of my little shop. Look how much it's grown!"
-*"The shops are all sold out! What in the WORLD am I supposed to do now!?"
-*"All the shops are gone... That's so sad!"
-*"If you buy 10 or more stocks in one turn the stock price goes up! How brilliant!"
-*"I'm intimidated by the thought of purchasing stock. It seems like such a grown-up thing to do!"
-*"What good is it to have all of this stock if I can't invest in my shop?"
-*"Wah-hah! What's wrong with this silly die? It feels funny in my hands!"
-*"Prices sure are cheap today! I know a Goomba or two who'd love to shop here!"
-*"This shop is lovely! I would expect nothing less from the person in first place!"
-*After warping: "That's the only way to travel!"
-*After warping: "Wah-hah! My head is spinning! Remind me to walk next time."
-*After Player warps: "Wah-hah! I had a sneaking suspicion that's where you'd want to go, (Player's name)!"
-*After Player warps: "Excellent warping abilities, (Player's name)! You never cease to amaze me."
-*After getting a good Venture Card: "I want to put this money to good use. Maybe I should build a playground in my favorite district!"
-*To Player after they obtain a promotion: "Fair pay for a job well done, (Player's name). You deserve each and every one of those gold coins!!"
-*To Player: "That's a wise move, (Player's name). No one will dare touch that shop of yours!"
-*To Player after Moneymaking Venture: "I worked hard to earn that money, (Player's name), so don't squander it!"
-*"You're snapping up shops left and right, (Player's name)! Maybe it's time for you to take a breather and let the rest of us buy some property..."
-*"I wish I was as skilled in the stock market as you are, (Player's name). You have a unique talent for making money!"
-*"I hope no one minds if I go ahead and win this one. I've been working awfully hard towards victory!"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "Thank you, die! This is exactly where I wanted to land."
-*After buying another's shop: "I'm sorry, but I just had to have that shop! I'm sure you understand."
-*After getting bought out: "I hope that shop is worth our friendship, (Player's name)!"
-*After getting a bad Venture Card: "I wouldn't wish this venture card on my worst enemy!"
-*After getting Dancing Jewels: "Oh! Please come visit my shop, little Gumdrops. I'll leave some milk and cookies for you by the door!"
-*"Being in first is surprisingly difficult. I wish I could keep my calm, but I'm sweating Bullet Bills!"
-*"Being in first place makes me nervous. Someone is always trying to take me down!"
-*"What a relief! I'm glad I didn't have to turn away customers during my little rest..."
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "I need someone to save me from this overpriced shop! Where's Mario when you need him?"
-*After landing on a Vacant Lot: "I don't care what Bowser says. The last thing my circus needs is a Koopa Clown Car!"
-*Toad to player: "Congratulations, (Player's name)! Receiving that promotion must do wonders for your self confidence!"
-**Mario's response: "Ha ha! Yep, I bet you feel pretty fantastic right about now, (Player's name)! And so you should!"
-*To Player: "Hey, (Player's name), you should take it easy on Princess Peach today... I bet she'd really like to win!"
-**Peach's response: "Don't hold back on my account, (Player's name)! I love a good challenge!"
-*To Player: "Congratulations, (Player's name)! We should throw you a party to celebrate!"
-**Jessica's response: "Ooh, that's a nice idea! Maybe I should make some tea to bring along..."
-===Waluigi===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"Argh! That stupid sun is blinding me! Think you can outshine the great Waluigi, do ya, sun?!" (Delfino Plaza)
-*"Nice castle! I can't wait for the day when I take it over! Whee hee hee!" (Castle Trodian)
-*"This place is falling apart! Hey, you rotten ship! Don't even THINK about sinking while I'm on board!" (The Ghost Ship)
-*"No one can touch me on the baseball diamond. But today I’ll just be throwing die instead of fastballs!" (Mario Stadium)
-*"Yeeowch! It’s hot as a furnace in here! What are you people thinking playing in a place like this!?" (Mount Magmageddon)
-*"If we were really racing karts, you’d all be eating my dust by now! Whee hee, hee!" (Mario Circuit)
-*"Whose bright idea was it to play on this topsy-turvy thingamajig? Get me outta here!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
-*"Is that supposed to be some kind of castle!? Whee hee! I didn’t know they could build ‘em so puny and pathetic." (Peach's Castle)
-*"One Yoshi is bad enough, but now there are a bunch of them! Hmm… I bet they’re up to something!" (Yoshi's Island)
-*"Mario and Luigi are always yapping about how amazing this place is… Meh! I’m not impressed." (Super Mario Bros.)
-*"This castle is big, bulky, and has no sense of style whatsoever – just what I’d expect from Bowser!" (Bowser's Castle)
-*"Yuck! I think I just stepped on a slime. This place is infested with them." (Slimenia)
-*"Drat! That big dumb statue is stealing all my thunder! Go sit down, ya big galoot!" (The Colossus)
-*"I wanna get my hands on that flying train I’ve heard so much about! That’s the only way to travel!" (The Observatory)
-*"Underground ruins, hmm? Whee hee hee! The perfect place for a shady character like myself!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
-====General Quotes====
-*To Player: "Who's tough enough to take down Waluigi? I'll give you a run for your money!"
-*"Got some extra money? Just because you don't need anything doesn't mean you can't shop! Nyah hah!"
-*"Think you can beat me? Think again!"
-*"Beating you guys is gonna be easy. I bet I'm not even gonna break a sweat!"
-*"Roll me a bad number, and I'll fill in your pips with cement!"
-*"Whee hee hee! Watch the master at work!"
-*"Whee hee hee! Things are going exactly according to plan!"
-*"Who dares challenge the great Waluigi?"
-*"Hah! You think cheap tricks like that are gonna help you win? Doubtful!"
-*"You don't mind if I shake you up, do ya, die?"
-*"Someone better take notes, 'cause I'm about to make history!"
-*"Listen up, die: you'd better give me the number I want, or else!"
-*"It's about time you handed over the die!"
-*"I'm gonna be a billionaire by the end of this game - just you wait!"
-*"Why didn't anyone tell me it was my turn!?"
-*"Knock me down all you want losers! No one's gonna stop me from winning this game!"
-*"If I lose this game, things are gonna get real ugly real quick!"
-*"I love being in last place! It just means I've got nothing to lose! Whee hee hee!"
-*"Whee hee! There's no stopping me now! Catch me if you can, suckers!"
-*"Hmm... Maybe it's time for me to start investing. Then you'll ALL be sorry!"
-*"GRR! I need to land on one of my shops. This stock is going to waste!"
-*"Next time, I'm gonna pay someone to gather these stupid suits FOR me!"
-*"I still need two suits!? ARGH! No one told me there'd be this much walking!"
-*"Can't I just get my big payday with only three suits? I don't even know where that last one is!"
-*"Oooh! I'm just a hop, skip, and a jump away from the bank!"
-*"ARGH! Someone better move that bank a little closer to me!"
-*"This is the luckiest shop in the district 'cause its got ME for an owner! Nyah hah hah!"
-*"See all these shops around here? They're all gonna be mine one day, so stop drooling over them!"
-*"What? Are you all waiting for a grand-opening party or something? Get shopping!"
-*"If you want my autograph, you'd better start lining up right here! It's free with purchase!"
-*"Why waste your valuable time at those OTHER shops? Buy your goods here at Waluigi's place!"
-*"Anyone mind if I go ahead and dominate this district? Speak now or keep quiet for the rest of the game!"
-*"I never thought I'd say this, but I'm making TOO much money! It's absolutely absurd!"
-*"I'm in no rush to invest. There'll be time enough later!"
-*"What's the point in investing when I don't own any stock?"
-*To Wario: "Nyah hah hah! I'd give you a thrashing, (Player's name) but you're not worth the time! Isn't that right, Wario?
-**From Wario: "Huh? Who is this (Player's name) person? Never heard of anyone by that name."
-*To Male Player: "Think you can beat me, (Player's name)? You're a funny guy! Hee hee, heh heh!"
-*"I never would've noticed that shop of yours, (Player's name)...but it's on my radar now!"
-*"Enjoy your success while you can, (Player's name)! It's not gonna last long!"
-*"Why are being so nice, (Player's name)? Stop luring me into a false sense of security!"
-*"How dare you drive down that stock price, (Player's name)! I'm gonna sue you for fraud...or something!!"
-*"Grow, you gorgeous little shop! Grow until you reach the clouds!"
-*"Hee hee! Keep it coming! I don't mind getting rich a little at a time!"
-*"Thanks for the cash, suckers! Anyone need a receipt?"
-*"Hey! I'm the only allowed to buy shops in that district! Gimme that shop right NOW!"
-*"Mine! Mine! Any shop left is mine!"
-*"You guys can go ahead and fight over the last of the shops. I'm just gonna steal 'em all from you later anyway!"
-*"All the shops are gone, eh? Time for me to start terrifying you all with forced buyouts!"
-*"No more shops for sale? Good! Time for me to start stealing 'em! It's more fun that way!"
-*"Drat! This shop belongs to the person in first place, doesn't it? Give me back my gold!"
-*"Eww! This shop belongs to the person in last place! Hope I don't catch any bad luck!"
-*"Nyahhh! I hate this game! You're all cheating! I want to go home!"
-*"What is this, some kind of shakedown? You're messing with the wrong guy!"
-*After landing on the bank: "How come no one's lined up outside the bank to get my autograph? Don't they know who I am!?"
-*After building an estate agency: "My time is too precious to waste it traipsing around this board buying up shops one by one!"
-*After landing on a Boom square: "Lemme get this straight. All I have to do is stand on this square and watch the money roll in? Nice!"
-*After player lands on Boom square: "Heh heh! You're not going to get far in this world on luck alone, (Player's name)!"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "Stop, shop, and roll, everybody! Especially the first two! And at expensive places!"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Drat! I thought this was one of those boon squares. Now I'm gonna LOSE money!"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Heh heh! I'll just sit back and relax while you all work your fingers to the bone!"
-*After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Heh heh heh! Poor (Player's name) is all tuckered out. Have a nice nap!"
-*"I'm surprised none of you rubes visited my shops while they were closed!"
-*"Thank you SO much for visiting my shop on my day off! That was sarcasm, in case you didn't know..."
-*"Looks like I got here in the nick of time! This store is a lot nicer closed than it is open!"
-*After warping: "Check out my super-duper Waluigi jump! And for the record, it's WAY higher than Luigi's!"
-*After the player warps: "Ack! He/she cheated. He/she just flew across the board!"
-*"What's wrong with this thing!? You'd better do what I tell you to, die!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
-*"Are you kidding me? How do you manage to stay in business with such a cheap shop!?"
-*"Aren't you embarrassed to have such a puny shop? I certainly would be!"
-*After buying someone out: "Aw, did I make you mad? Doesn't feel very nice to have your precious shop snatched away from you, does it? Nyah hah!"
-*After getting bought out: "How dare you! You just crossed the wrong guy, (Player's name)!"
-*"You are TOO generous, (Player's name)! Whee hee hee!"
-*"Forget all those bad things I said about you, (Player's name)! You're a stand-up fella!"
-*"Huh? Is this really your shop, (Player's name)? This shabby little hole-in-the-wall?"
-*To Player: "It doesn't matter how much money you've got, (Player's name)! It's all gonna end up in my pockets anyway!"
-*To Player: "Grrr! So it's funny to watch ol' Waluigi get all steamed up, eh, (Player's name)? Enjoy it while you can!"
-*To Player: "Kiss your money good-bye (Player's name)! Whee hee hee!"
-*Going bankrupt:"I gotta say this is kind of a relief. I was sick of playing with you losers, anyway!"
-*"Luigi, (Player's name)... Is there anyone they DON'T let into this thing?"
-**Luigi's response: "Ha ha! You're one to talk, Waluigi! How did YOU get on the guest list?"
-*To Player: "Hey, are you manipulating stock for profit!? That's cheap! Cheap, I tell ya!"
-**Luigi's response: "It's called good strategy, Waluigi. You can learn a few things from that one!"
-*To Player: "Hope you're comfortable in last place, (Player's name), 'cause that's where you belong!"
-**Luigi's response: "Knock it off, Waluigi! I'm pretty sure you're the one who belongs in last place!"
-*To Player: "Bet you think you're pretty tough now that you got a promotion, huh, (Player's name)?"
-**Wario's response: "Swing by my shop, (Player's name), and we'll see just how tough you are!"
-*To Wario: "No way, no way! Cheating baddie, go away! I can't let (Player's name) win today!"
-**Wario's response: "Waluigi, if you're just gonna stand there making up rhymes and blocking the way, no one is gonna win! So get a move on!"
-*To Player: "Do you really think you can beat the great Waluigi? Save yourself the effort and give up now, (Player's name)!"
-**Bianca's response: "Rubbish! You never know what folk might be capable of when they put their minds to it. Right, (Player's name)?"
-*To Player: "Look at all that beautiful money, (Player's name)! Bring it to my shop and we'll celebrate!"
-**Bianca's response: "I'd be wary of visitin' any of his shops if I was you, (Player's name)."
-*After player approaches victory: "I won't be defeated by the likes of you, (Player's name)! I'll drag us BOTH down if I have to!"
-*Going bankrupt: "Drat! If any of you breathes a word of my bankruptcy to my credit card company, I'll get you good!"
-===Wario===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"It's graffiti time, kids! I'll plaster my name all over this island!" (Delfino Plaza)
-*"This place is nothing but a measly pile of rocks! You want a castle, Peach? I'll build you a castle!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
-*“I’m gonna snatch up every last Yoshi on that island and sell 'em to a collector! I’ll be rich!” (Yoshi's Island)
-*"The big treasure in this place is a wand, huh? Guess a silly stick is better than a [[Black Jewel]]!" (Castle Trodian)
-*"If I turn that M upside down, this'll be all mine!" (Starship Mario)
-*"Nyah hah, hah, listen to my fans cheering me on! They want Wario to win this one, so let’s give ‘em what they want!!" (Mario Stadium)
-*"Phew! It’s like a giant steam bath in here! I better not sweat off any weight… I need the calories to win!" (Mount Magmageddon)
-*"Nyah hah hah! A race, huh? Eat my exhaust!" (Mario Circuit)
-*"This planet would fetch a pretty penny on the open market. I’m gonna take it with me when I leave!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
-*"I’m on Mario’s turf now, so I guess I’m gonna have to show off my super moves! Prepare to be amazed, suckers." (Super Mario Bros.)
-*"Nyah! Is that treasure I smell? All I gotta do is win this game… Then I’m gonna find me some gold in these ruins!" (Robbin Hood Ruins)
-*"Nyah! I bet there isn’t a single treasure on that whole stinkin’ island! Nothing but those quivering little blobs!" (Slimenia)
-*"Huh? Who cares about some legendary hero? The only legend you need to know about is the legend of WARIO!" (Alefgard)
-*"I’m supposed to change jobs here or something? Don’t go telling me what to do! Wario makes the rules around here!" (Alltrades Abbey)
-*"A flying train AND a flying castle? Hmmm… I think I’m gonna turn this place into an amusement park and rake in the cash!" (The Observatory)
-*"Ugh! That's one ugly statue. They shoulda asked ME to pose for it!" (The Colossus)
-*"This place sends shivers down my spine - in a good way! I like it!" (The Ghost Ship)
-====General Quotes====
+==Character-specific interactions==
-*To Player: "Don't worry, (Player's name)! You're not seeing things. It's me, Wario! And I'm here to bankrupt you! Nyah hah!"
+This section depicts character quotes for response to specific characters.
-*"Make way for the great Wario, peons!"
-*"I'm in the lead! Any of you guys try to pass me, I'll tie your shoelaces together! Nyah hah hah!"
-*"Feast your eyes on this, ya bunch of turkeys! Wario's up!"
-*"HURRRAAAGH! Gimme a good number!"
-*"ARGH! I gotta open up a suit shop right next to the bank. I could make millions!"
-*"Finally, it's my turn! I've been waiting so long that I shaved my mustache and grew another one in its place!"
-*"Ugh! Is the game OVER already? Wait, what? It's my turn!? Why didn't anyone tell me!?"
-*"Only one die, huh? Guess you wimps are too weak to handle TWO whole dice!"
-*"Watch out folks. I just scarfed down a bunch of garlic, and I'm not afraid to use these noxious fumes to my advantage!"
-*"Nyah hah hah! Check it out, losers. Wario's taking center stage!"
-*"Pick up the pace, slowpokes! All of this standing around and waiting is boring me to pieces!"
-*"Geh heh heh! Get ready to see a genius at work!"
-*"You're kinda lazy, die, lettin' everyone throw you around. Why don't you get a real job!?"
-*"I hope I don't crush this die in my superstrong hands! Gimme a good roll, guy!"
-*"Hey, losers! This ain't a loaded die or anything. Is it? It better not be!!"
-*"Heh heh heh! You think I'm greedy? Yeah, well...I think gold is greedy for ME!"
-*"Listen up, losers! How 'bout you all tell me how great I am? Hah hah hah!"
-*"All I need is three more suits? Eh, this should be a piece of cake!"
-*"One, two, three... Hey, I've only got one more suit to go!"
-*"Heh heh! Almost time to collect my salary!"
-*"I want my money! Where's that stupid bank?"
-*"Heh heh. I'm proud to announce the first (board's name) branch of WarioWare, Inc.!"
-*"Ah, what a beautiful shop! One day you're gonna grow up big and strong, just like me."
-*"You wanna get a sneak peek at the district of the future? Check it out! This place is gonna be all Wario, all the time!"
-*"Not a bad-looking shop, huh? It takes after me!"
-*"I'm a pretty powerful guy. It's about time my shops caught up with me! Nyah hah hah!"
-*"YIKES! I gotta avoid that pricey shop up ahead. Or maybe it'll go bankrupt before I get there!"
-*"What's the deal with this cheap shop? You playing some kind of joke on me?"
-*"Look at the sad sack in last place! Glad I could help you out with this little charitable donation! Heh heh!"
-*"This shop belongs to the wimp in first place? Then I'm gonna cover it in graffiti! Nyah hah hah!"
-*"Nyah hah. I'm so intimidating, even the SHOPS close down when I stop by!"
-*"Nyah hah hah! You fell right into my trap, (Player's name). Hope it didn't hurt too bad!"
-*"Two shops for me in this district! Now you LOSERS have twice as many chances to gimme your money!"
-*"I'm not greedy for shops in this district. I've just got really good taste! Nyah hah hah!"
-*"Better not buy any shops in this district, people. I'm gonna make sure this whole place REEKS of garlic! Nyah hah!"
-*"This place smells like a combination of garlic and fear - delicious! Nyah hah hah!"
-*"Meh heh heh! This district smells like success! I'm gonna get myself a piece of the action!!"
-*"Ahhhh! Money: the best thing in the entire universe! Even better than garlic!"
-*"Get a whiff, losers! That's the smell of SUCCESS!"
-*"Watch and learn, kiddos! Now, THAT'S how you earn money! Nyah hah hah!"
-*After getting Healie: "Get away from me, you wriggly little weirdo! Uh...wait a sec. Can I get one of those Suit Yourself cards before you go?"
-*"Thanks for turning my frown upside down, (Player's name)! Cheer me up some more!!"
-*"HEY! Do whatever you want, (Player's name), but leave my finances out of it!"
-*"Not bad, (Player's name)! Maybe I should make you my financial advisor!"
-*After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Too bad, (Player's name). I wouldn't wish that card on my worst enemy...who is currently YOU!"
-*After getting a bad Venture Card: "WAHHH! The only thing that could comfort me now is a big ol' bulb of garlic..."
-*"Why bother investing? I don't even have stock in this place!"
-*"Invest? Pshaw! Investing is for losers!"
-*"Let me invest! Who am I talking to, you ask? What's it matter!? JUST LET ME INVEST!"
-*"Aww... I never get to invest! My stock's gonna go bad before I can use it!"
-*"I think I'll be nice and let you trade shops with me! Am I a gentleman or what!?"
-*"Nyah hah hah! Like a moth to fortune! Gimme my cut!" (landing on a Boon square)
-*"If I put stars on all these squares, I could just sit around all day and still make money! Am I brilliant or what?" (landing on a Boon square)
-*"Why should (Player's name) get a cut of the action? He's just sitting there doing nothing!" (after player lands on a Boon square)
-*"Just a warning, (Player's name): keep collecting shops in that district, and you're gonna collect a few enemies!"
-*"Ah! Nothing feels better than stomping on someone else's dreams of domination. Good times!"
-*"Looks like there's hardly any shops to buy... Hey! Anything left is mine, got it!?"
-*"Any shops left? Sit tight, guys. Uncle Wario's coming to buy you up!"
-*"No more shops to buy. Guess that means I gotta start stealing 'em!"
-*"All the shops are gone! Which one of you suckers wants to sell me a shop for 1G? I'll even pay cash!"
-*"Aw, quit your whining! You can't be mad just 'cause I didn't want to see you dominate this district!" (after buying someone out)
-*"This shop's so scrawny I almost stepped on it! How does a place like this even stay in business?"
-*"Hmm... I have a sudden urge to take over all of (Player's name)'s shops!"
-*"Hey, (Player's name)! You gonna share any of that good fortune with your best friend Wario?"
-*"Sneaky (Player's name)! That's a clever way to pad your bank account. You must've learned that move from ME!"
-*"Banks aren't so bad. They're chock-full of money! Hmm... Maybe I should buy the bank!" (after landing on bank)
-*"Don't get too comfy, (Player's name)! You have to leave that bank sooner or later. When you do, I'll be waiting!" (after player lands on bank)
-*"Blechhh! Your shop looks kinda gaudy now, (Player's name). Is that a velvet painting I see on the wall?"
-*"That's a lot of money, (Player's name). How 'bout you buy me dinner?"
-*"OK, I guess I could use a day off. Time to catch up on my beauty rest! Nyah hah hah! (after landing on a Take-a-break square)
-*"Hey! Don't visit my shop while I'm on break. I'm gonna charge you double next time!"
-*"Heh heh heh! Break time's over! I'm all refreshed and rarin' to go!"
-*After buying someone out: "What? I paid for this shop fair and square. Nothing underhanded about it! Nyah hah hah!"
-*After building a home: "C'mon over sometime for my special five-course garlic dinner! I'll even make garlic ice cream for dessert!"
-*After landing on his home: "Gather 'round, losers! Make sure you bring your own food and drinks. I hate sharing!"
-*After building an estate agency: "Be a good little estate agency and buy me a bunch of shops! Go on - get to work!"
-*After player warps: "That's a lazy way to travel, (Player's name)! Ya gotta exercise if you want a body as flawless as mine!"
-*After player lands on a Boon square: "So I do all the work and (Player's name) gets a cut of the profits? Who thought up THAT rule!?"
-*"Have a nice nap time, (Player's name)! Try not to lose count of all those sheep!" (if the player lands on a Take-a-break square)
-*"Want a tax break, (Player's name)? Donate some of that to my new charity: ME!" (after the player gets a promotion)
-*"Jealous everyone? You should be! Wario's gettin' the special treatment over here!" (after getting a good Venture Card)
-*"Can't keep ahold of those gold coins, eh, (Player's name)? They're slippery little things! Nyah hah! (after a player loses money to an event)
-*"Huh? I can't seem to move very far. Maybe it's 'cause I ate that sandwich I found lying on the ground..." (after an event meaning players can only move one space)"
-*To Player: "Scared to be facing off against the great Wario (Player's name)? Yeah, I bet you're quaking in your boots!"
-*To Player buying out his shop: "ACK! You're a sneakly little schemer, (Player's name)! I'm gonna take that shop right back, so watch out!"
-*"I'm doing a big favor by stopping at your shop, (Player's name). And this is the thanks I get!?"
-*To Waluigi: "Huh? Who is this (Player's name) person? Never heard of anyone by that name."
-*To Player: "Excellent work, (Player's name)! Now just let me hang on to that money for you, and we'll both come out on top!"
-**Waluigi's response: "Don't listen to him, (Player's name)! Give ME your gold! I promise to keep a close eye on it!"
-*To Player: "Move over, losers! It's me, Wario!"
-**Mario's response: "What? Oh no! That's my line! It's ME, Mario!"
-*Wario to Player: "Hey hey! Ya finally got that promotion! Thanks to my great advice, no doubt!"
-**Mario's response: "Since when have YOU been giving (Player's name) advice, Wario?"
-*"Bwah hah hah! This is gonna be a breeze. I could beat you in my sleep, Donkey Kong! And you too, (Player's name)!
-**Donkey Kong's response: "Oook ook oooook! (I'm not gonna lose to a meanie like him!)"
-*To Player: "Hey, (Player's name)! Give me your money, and I promise I'll triple it for you! I'm practically a certified financial advisor!"
-**Donkey Kong's response: "Ook! Ooook oooooook! (Don't listen to Wario, (Player's name)! He's a bad man!)"
-*Approaching victory: "Who's got two thumbs and is gonna go home rich? THIS GUY!"
-*After player approaches victory: "Better watch out for Bob-ombs, (Player's name)! I'd hate for anything to happen to you on your way to the bank!"
-*Going bankrupt: "Later losers! I'm gonna go find another way to strike it rich!"
-*Going bankrupt: "There's no WAY I'm gonna let myself go bankrupt. I quit this game! Hah! Who's bankrupt now?"
-===Yoshi===
+===KEY===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
+*'''Opponents close to victory:''' When a rival reaches the Target Net Worth
-*"Yoshi? Yoshi? Yoshi... (Huh? How am I standing on top of Mario's head? This is just weird...) (Starship Mario)
+*'''Swapping shops:''' When a player swaps shops with a rival
-*”Yoshi! Yoshi! (Peach’s Castle is almost as pretty as Peach herself!)” (Princess Peach's Castle)
+*'''Landing on a low-priced shop:''' Player pays less than 2% of their total net worth
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Yoshi's Island is the best place in the world! All of my friends live here!)" (Yoshi's Island)
+*'''Landing on an average shop:''' Player pays between 9%-20% of their total net worth
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Watch out for my fastball, everyone! It’ll knock your socks off!)" (Mario Stadium)
+*'''Landing on an expensive shop:''' Player pays more than 20% of their total net worth
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi!? (Yummy! A castle! Do you think it’s full of delicious food!?)" (Castle Trodian)
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi… (Whew! This place is hot! I sure could use a nice, cool lemonade…)" (Mount Magmageddon)
-*"Yoshi… Yoshi! (I’m kind of hungry… Maybe I’ll find some tasty pieces of fruit in those green pipes!)" (Super Mario Bros.)
-*"Yoshi Yoshi! (This is my big chance to stir up trouble in Bowser’s Castle)" (Bowser's Castle)
-*"Yoshi Yoshi? (Even if I win, how am I ever going to get out of this place?)" (Robbin Hood Ruins)
-*"Yoshi. Yoshi! (Those slimes look like yummy pieces of candy. I’ll try not to eat any!)" (Slimenia)
-*"Yoshi… Yoshi! Yoshi! (I wouldn’t mind a new job… as long as it involves eating! Yum!)" (Alltrades Abbey)
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I like this town! There are tropical treats on every corner!)" (Delfino Plaza)
-*"Yoshi? Yoshi. (Can someone get that big guy a chair? He must be tired of all that standing.)" (The Colossus)
-*"Yoshi? Yoshi! (How did I get so high up in the sky? What a feeling!)" (The Observatory)
-====General Quotes====
-*To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshiiiii! (It’s me, Yoshi! We’re going to have so much fun today!)"
-*"Yoooshi Yoshi! (I sure am having fun playing today!)"
-*"Yoshi? Yoshi! Yoshi! (Does anyone have any cookies? I need cookies! Nom nom nom!)"
-*"Yoshi. Yoshi! (Stay calm, everyone. I'm about to roll!)"
-*"Yoshi Yoshi! (This is the bestest game ever!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm almost too hungry to roll! I need a cookie!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm going to buy lots of snacks with my promotion money! And I'll even share!)"
-*"Yoshi Yoshi! (For a second, I thought this die was a big Yoshi Egg!)"
-*"Yoshi Yoshi! (Maybe THIS roll will help me win!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (This is gonna be a good roll! I can feel it!)"
-*"Yoshi? Yoshi! (Anyone need a ride? I'm headed that-a-way!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (My turn! My turn!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yooooooshi! (Here goes nothing! Yooooooshi!)"
-*"Yoshi. Yoshi! (I want my shops to thrive. Time to get on top of that!)"
-*"Yoshi... Yoshi! (Maybe I should expand my shop... I want it to be bigger than Dinosaur Land!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Gulp! I think I'm in trouble!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi? Yoshi... (Ugh! Last place? I just lost my appetite...)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi? Yoshi! (Gulp! I'm in last place? Time to put my nose to the grindstone...)"
-*"Yoshi Yoooshi! (Let's see what you've got, die!)"
-*"Yoshi Yoshi! (If only my friends on Yoshi's Island could see me now!)"
-*"Yoshi? Yoshi! (Do I really have only one suit? I think I need a few more!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi? (Two suits for Yoshi! Not enough for a promotion, though, huh?)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Just one more suit to go! I'll make fast work of this!)"
-*"Yoshi Yoshiii. (So close to the bank, but sooooo far away.)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (It's almost time for my big promotion! I'll need some cookies to celebrate!)"
-*"Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshiiii! (I've got all four suits, so it's off to the bank with me! Go, go, go!)"
-*"Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi! (This shop is pretty small now, but there's always room for improvement!)"
-*"Yoshi? Yoshi! (Did everyone just see that? I bought a shop!)"
-*"Yoshi? Yoshi! (What do you think of my new shop? Not too shabby!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi? (Another shop! Is this talent or just pure luck?)"
-*"Yoshi. Yoshi! (I need more than two shops in this district. I want them all!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (These two shops will be the best of friends! What a happy little district!)"
-*To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshi, Yoshi? (My cookies are missing! Do you know where they went, (Player's name)?)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I need to try harder! No rest for the Yoshi!)"
-*"Yoshi. Yoshi? Yoshi? (This looks like a nice card. Is it yummy? Can I eat it?)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi. Yoshi... ? (Oh boy! Look at that expensive shop up ahead. Wonder if I can just eat it... ?)"
-*"Yoshi Yoshi? (Not much left in the way of shops, huh?)"
-*"Yoshi. Yoshi! (I'd better get on the shop-buying bandwagon. Pickings are slim!)"
-*"Yoshi... Yoshi. (There aren't many shops left to buy... That makes me sad.)"
-*"Yoshi? Yoshi! (No more shops? Poor Yoshi!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi? (Feast your eyes on that shop! Pretty tasty, huh?)"
-*"Yoshi. Yoshi? (This is a tasty little shop. Can I nibble on it awhile?)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi? (Happy day! Happy day! Hey, aren't you all happy for me?)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Sorry, but I just had to buy this stock! Hope I'm not treading on anyone's toes!)"
-*"Yoshi? Yoshi! Yoshi... (No stock? No invest! Seems like a simple rule...)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (I bet you're really rich now, (Player's name)! I want to be rich too!)"
-*To Player: "Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshi! (Thanks a bunch, (Player's name)! I owe you one!)"
-*To Player: "Yoshiii! Yoshi Yoshi! (So much gold, (Player's name)! I'm absolutely green with envy!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (What a treat! You're so generous, (Player's name)!)"
-*"Yoshi Yoshi! (You're one to watch (Player's name)!)"
-*"Yoshi Yoshi. (That's the saddest thing I've ever seen, (Player's name).)"
-*"Yoshi? Yoshi! (Can I get a new die? I think this one is broken!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (The person in first place doesn't need my business, but I've got to do my shopping somewhere!)"
-*"Yoshi Yoshi! (I don't mind paying a little more if it means better customer service!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! ...Yoshi (Ouch! My wallet is on fire! ...In a good way of course.)"
-*After landing on the bank: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (What a nice bank! Is this where they make all the gold?)"
-*After Player lands on the bank: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Right on the dot, (Player's name)! You should get a prize for landing there!)"
-*After warping: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Oof! That made my head spin...)"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I wish I could share my lucky luck with you all!)"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oh boy! I hope everyone spends big!)"
-*After player lands on a Boon square: "Yoshi! Yoshi! Good job, (Player's name)! When you're lucky, you're REALLY lucky!)"
-*After player lands on a Boon square: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I'm glad you get a chance to earn extra money, (Player's name)!)"
-*After player warps: "Yoshi Yoshi... (Warping like that always gives me motion sickness, (Player's name)...)"
-*After getting a bad Venture Card: "Yoooshi! Yoshi! (I don't know if I can squeeze much more money out of my poor wallet!)"
-*After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oooh! I meant to land on an all-you-can-eat shop!)"
-*After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi... (Shopping here makes me want to cry...)"
-*After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi. Yoshi... (This shop is dangerous. Very dangerous...)"
-*After getting bought out: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Ouch! I really treasured that shop, (Player's name)...)"
-*After getting bought out: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Ouch! How could you betray me like that (Player's name)?)"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (Some people complain about having to take a day off. Not me!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Those 40 winks did me a world of good!)"
-*After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (It's about time (Player's name) got some rest and relaxation. He's/She's a hard worker!)"
-*To player while in first place: "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Do you want first place (Player's name)? Well, come and get me!)"
-*"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Lucky (Player's name)! My shop is closed today!)"
-*"Yoshi Yoshi? (Are you trying to put a frown on my face, (Player's name)?)"
-*"Yoshi Yoshi! (That was a nice nap and all, but I think I missed out on a big sale!)"
-*"Yoshi Yoshi... (I'm in too good a mood to do any REAL work...)"
-*Near bankrupt: "Yoshi! (There's nothing in my wallet but lint!)"
-*Near bankrupt: "Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoshi! Yoshi... (I'm too famished to think straight! No wonder I'm losing...)"
-*To Player: "Yoshi Yoshi? (Did you just feed your shop a Super Mushroom, (Player's name)?"
-*To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Whew! I'm glad your shop is reasonably priced, (Player's name)...)"
-*To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Hey, (Player's name)! Isn't this the most fun game ever?)"
-*To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Nice job on that promotion, (Player's name)! Here, have some cookies to celebrate!)"
-**Mario's response: "Why no cookies for Mario? Can't I have just one?"
-*To Player: "Yoshi! Yoshi Yoshi! (What an amazing promotion (Player's name)! I'm jealous!)"
-**Luigi's response: "Congratulations, (Player's name). But Yoshi and I are still going to give you a run for your money!"
-*After player approaches victory: "Yoshi? Yoshiii! (Headed for the finish line, (Player's name)? The game's not over yet!)"
-*Going bankrupt: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Unhappy day! My wallet is completely empty...)"
-==Dragon Quest series characters==
 ===Alena===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
+====Opponents close to victory====
-*"You believe you can to defeat me? I like to see you trying!" (Mario Circuit)
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"You desire at this instant only to transport to bank, no?"''
-*"I have strong sense of plentiful monsters here. I am so exciting!" (Mount Magmageddon)
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I did expect you are always in shadow of brother, but you make strong opponent!"''
-*"I exterminate all spirits from afterlife! Approach me if you are sufficiently bold, ghoulies!" (The Ghost Ship)
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Tsarevna Alena does not lose to wallflower such as you!"''
-*"I am with deep shock from observation that Colossus does move. My heart flows over in nostalgia." (The Colossus)
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"If you do continue for victory, I must squash you!"''
-*"I ponder if Yoshi is strong character. Does there exist person here who can take on Tsarevna Alena?" (Yoshi's Island)
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"It is troubling for some to put fist in face of princess, but not for princess herself!"''
-*"With such transportation method, perhaps I can simultaneously train and move. This I like. Give to me!" (Starship Mario)
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Kiryl! Consider future happening if you will take victory over head of Tsarevna!"''
-*"Yoy! This appears like castle of Zenithia. I am pleased with opportunity for to train in such location." (The Observatory)
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Gargh! Royalty of Zamoksva is not with habit of defeat by juvenile!"''
-*"Here they host martial art tournament? I am gladly one opponent!" (Mario Stadium)
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Halt! If you insist to win, first I make with you a Knuckle Sandwich!"''
-*"I believe this ruined place does probably contain formidable monster. I am very thrilling with this!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Tsarevna does not lose to grotesque beast! In rules, it is permitted to destroy opponent?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella, you must to halt! Await for me to catch up you!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"I persevered very hard, but it seems luck was by your side this time, (player's name). Next time I fight more stronger!"''
-====General Quotes====
+====Swapping shops====
-*To Player: "I am Tsarevna Alena of Zamoksva! I must to warn you that I play for victory, (Player's name)!"
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Kiryl, we make exchange of shops, da?"''
-*"If there is person here to engage with me to train, I am pleased. Muscles in my body desire more movement."
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella, we must perform the shop trade! I make good for your shop, this I promise."''
-*"If only spotted cube is little more heavy, I believe this game makes us good training."
-*"Is there no fighting tournament in nearby places? I desire to test my strength when opportunity does present."
-*"I sense the great strength from all participants. Excitement is growing inside of me!"
-*"Not all things are clear for me but still I persevere for success."
-*"Attention, all participants! If you will make any blunders, you will pay!"
-*"YARGH! Fly, spotted cube!"
-*"Now I will not hold back!"
-*"I feel great fever for to start new adventure."
-*"Even in game, only victory is important!"
-*"Where to stop in next move...? Let us see!"
-*"I am at all moments prepared! Take on me if you dare!"
-*"Ha ha ha! I like to see your faces when I crush with devastating forced buyout strategy!"
-*"Ha ha. Soon is time to demonstrate Tsarevna's true potentials!"
-*"Each contestant exhibits great determination. But victory belongs only in Tsarevna's hands!"
-*"I must not to slacken down guard although I am in premier position. I remain mighty warrior with widely open eyes!"
-*"For what is this switch? I am interested to ponder reason."
-*"Raz! Already have one suit! I travel onwards without pause."
-*"Dva! This is half the way to goal. I wonder, is there no shortcutting?"
-*"Tri! Now I have every suit except one! I must accelerate ahead!"
-*"Subsequent level is in field of vision. I must make urgent sprint for bank."
-*"Next level is so close that it already gives me great excitement."
-*"Subsequent level is soon to arrive. I impatiently await!"
-*"Already I have every suit in possession but bank is great distance from this place, I must crush all obstacles!"
-*"Observe! Shop is every time stronger, just as its owner!"
-*"Oy! I stumble over threshold of shop from winning contestant! I make beginner's mistake."
-*"Yoy! Remaining shops for purchase are of low abundance. I must to speed up with pace."
-*"Now number of purchasable shops dwindles, we must to fight until last to determine who is owner!"
-*"Ha ha ha! I pray to Goddess for many more such lucks!"
-*"Oy-yoy-yoy! Not one remaining shop for purchase!"
-*"No further shops to be purchased? The true battle does now commence."
-*"Ha ha, this becomes interesting! Nothing does stop Tsarevna now."
-*"It is hard era for you now, but with gold you rise from trouble and make new challenge."
-*After landing on Boon square: "Ha ha ha! Please, all contestants, make many expenditures now!"
-*After warping: "It is very convenient to have ability to travel to everywhere. It is just like the spell Zoom."
-*After warping: "I never enjoy such phenomena. Fu, I feel little bit nausea."
-*After player warps: "This warp method of travel gives me feeling of seasickness. Does it not trouble you also, (Player's name)?"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Each recreational day is to me opportunity for many trainings."
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Is it vacational day? Ay-yay-yay! I did plan to buy much new equipments here."
-*"Such action is very bad, (Player's Name). You come again on vacational day, and you pay price!"
-*"After entire day of training, I have feeling of great power. I am prepared well for onward play."
-*"I have great feeling of great energy in body after repose... oy! Some customer did come here?"
-*"A person did come during recreational break? I suppose I must not cry about the milk that is spilled."
-*"Fu, money this small buys very little."
-*"Your little price is big help, (Player's name). I am with gratitude for this."
-*"Spasibo, comrades. You can entrust use of this money entirely to Tsarevna!"
-*After getting a bad Venture Card: "I cannot just rip up this card and not pay?"
-*"This becomes very big building. Now it is something worth destroyal! Ah? Destroyal is not permitted!?"
-*To Player: "To do such thing takes away excitement element of game, do you not agree, (Player's Name)?"
-*To Player: "I congratulate to you, (Player's Name). You become little bit lowing, no?
-*To Player: "You like bank, (Player's Name)? For me, it is always uneasy place."
-*To Player: "You have such great luck, (Player's Name). I wish to have the same!"
-*To Player: "Perhaps we challenge together later when game is finish? I sense a kind of aura from you, (Player's name)."
-*To Player: "I am regretful to say that I cannot permit you to take top position, (Player's name)."
-*To Player: "Your shop demands great money, (Player's name)."
-*To Female Player: "I did never have great number of female comrades, so it is very pleasing to meet you,  (Player's Name)."
-*When landing on a cheap shop: "This is extremely little money shop. I buy much supplies here."
-*When landing on a cheap shop: "Little money shops like this help the purse. Perhaps I return again one time."
-*When landing on an expensive shop: "Oy, oy! This shop costs like a bomb, no? Surely this is not usual?"
-*After landing on Bank: "My heart is pleased by opportunity for choice of direction, but to be in bank is uncomfortable feeling."
-*After player lands on Bank: "You like bank, (Player's name)? For me, it is always uneasy place."
-*After buying someone out: "Now I hit in critical way!"
-*After getting bought out: "Why you do such thing? I promise you regret when I take shop back."
-*"I observe you are very calculated person, (Player's name)."
-*To Player: "Now we do battle for victory, (Player's Name)! There is no lenience here. You must prepare yourself!"
-**Princessa's response: "Um, I say Miss Alena... You do realize this isn't some kind of fighting tournament, don't you?"
-*To Player: "I congratulate to you, (Player's name). Remember: you must not frivolously spend. ...Although you are always welcome in my establishment!"
-*To Player: "An increase in levels, (Player's name)! Then soon you are ready for to challenge Tsarevna!?"
-**Princessa's response: "Wait just a moment! I trust you're referring to a challenge within the game and not actual fisticuffs?"
-*To Player: "You succeed very well, (Player's name). Perhaps now I must to stop you with sheered force!"
-**Princessa's response: "You cannot possibly use force! No, what you need to use is...magic! Te he!"
-*To Platypunk: "You there, Platypunk! I must to warn you against obstruction of (Player's name) or you have Tsarevna to answer with!"
-**Platypunk's response: "Then maybe I'll just save all my doity tricks for you, huh, doll?"
-*(If the player's character is male) "This (Player's name) opponent displays some formidable strengths. It gives me some troubles."
-**Kiryl's response: "I mind that you feel certain attraction to such character, Tsarevna."
-*To Player: "I congratulate to you, (Player's name). Now there is little more confidence in you."
-**Kiryl's response: "I also congratulate to you. But you must not to go around kicking walls now just because you have feeling of power."
-*To Player: "I challenge you to take on me, (Player's name)! But I must to warn you that Tsarevna does not be defeated."
-**Carver's response: "A-ha! I wouldn't mind a piece of that action!"
-*After player approaches victory: "I persevered very hard, but it seems luck was by your side this time, (Player's name). Next time I fight more stronger!"
-*Going Bankrupt: "No! I cannot be accepting that the Tsarevna is bankrupt!"
-*Going bankrupt: "I refuse acceptance that Tsarevna Alena can be bankrupt!"
-===Angelo===
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
-====Area Specific Quotes====
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"This shop belongs of you, Kiryl? I see it is very plain, just like owner."''
-*"Everyone keep a firm grip of your die! The accursed King of this castle likes to make surprise appearances... and he's ugly as sin!" (Castle Trodain)
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Grand master of all monsters is strong only like ant? This brings heaviness in my heart."''
-*"The great thief, Robbin' Hood, eh? Well if stealing's a sin, then I'm guilty as charged. I have stolen a fair few hearts in my time!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"So this is how is shop from Stella... It is charming, but does it bring sufficient income?"''
-*"I've got no interest in being a hero. I've got far too much charm to be tied down to that line of work." (Alefgard)
-*"Is this muddle of streets some kind of a joke? How's a man about town supposed to get about town like this?" (Mario Circuit)
-*"Hm? Don't I get hot in this outfit? ...I am hot in this outfit. But it's only my admirers who feel the heat!" (Mount Magmageddon)
-*"That is one huge monument... I suppose that's who they worship around here, is it? I don't envy them. It's altogether unholy, if you ask me." (The Colossus)
-====General Quotes====
+====Landing on an average shop====
-*To Male Player: "You're (Player's name)? I'm Angelo. May the best man win!"
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Kiryl! I am no longer by your side as comrade!"''
-*"We owe it to ourselves to make the most of this affair. Let's make it something to remember."
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hmm... I feel shop from Stella is too costing. This is regular? I am with surprise..."''
-*"We don't play games. Games play us. Personally, I just enjoy being along for the ride."
-*"I can't be the only one making an effort here, you know. It takes at least two to tango!"
-*"Come on now, Lady Luck. Give me what I want. For old time's sake!"
-*"There's not a woman in the land who doesn't want me... to win! So you see, I really can't lose this game."
-*"Thinking things through too much gets you nowhere. You need to act on impulse!"
-*"Let's see... Where shall I land next? Ah-ha, yes, there! That's the spot!"
-*"Perfect. My turn at last."
-*"Living entirely at the mercy of chance...In the delicate hands of the goddess... Just the way I like it!"
-*"Gather round, everyone. You might learn a trick or two."
-*"A truly skilled player doesn't care what number the die turns up. That doesn't change a thing."
-*"It's all about knowing how to have fun. The real winners are the ones who most enjoy the chase."
-*"I don't like turning things down, but that shop's just a little too pricey for me, I'll make my excuses, I think."
-*"You need to show a certain pizzazz when you throw the die. Give the ladies something to look at."
-*"That's one suit. Now on to the next. No sense in hanging around once you've got what you came for."
-*"Finally, half of the suits. Now I just need to find a way to bag the other half without doing too much legwork..."
-*"That's three suits. Playing by the book certainly takes time!"
-*"It looks like I'm about to reach a whole new level of charm, wit, and intelligence. I'd better make sure I look suitably suave."
-*"Right, time to get back. I'll be at the bank quicker than a girl would say, 'I do!' Not that I'm a suitor. I just have all the suits."
-*"Looks like there's not much on the market now. We'll be fighting over what's left. Still, I like it when things get rough."
-*"Almost all of the shops are spoken for. I'm not used to feeding off scraps, but I'll make an exception in this case."
-*"So that's the last of the shops bought up. Well, we'll just have to see how things pan out, then."
-*"This is when things start to get interesting, now all the shops have been sold."
-*"That's the way I like it! Upwards all the way! I need more shops that live up to my level of class like this."
-*"Alright, let's get down to business. The fastest players get the fairest maidens."
-*"Alright, I'm getting out my cash! Lady Luck is a fickle maiden..."
-*"I hope this shop's prices don't increase any time soon."
-*"Lining the pockets of the already filthy rich isn't my idea of fun."
-*"Urgh! What's going on? Everything looks like it's swaying..."
-*"Banks have a wealth of valuable assets. I wonder if there are any attractive clerks at this one."
-*"There's something satisfying about landing bang on the bank, don't you think? Or is that just me?
-*"Dear Goddess, this place is really low budget. Fits your image like a glove (Player's name)."
-*"This shop's pretty reasonable. I might even come here again if the mood takes me."
-*"No shop is too expensive for me. I'll buy anything, whatever the price!"
-*"There's no sense in blindly putting more capital into your shops for the sake of it, is there?"
-*"No, that's too much! ...Watch it, you've managed to upset me now!"
-*"The prices here are pretty steep. Even I'm starting to sweat."
-*When landing on an expensive shop: "You tempted me in here because you just had to see me, didn't you (Player's name)?... I need to believe that, otherwise it hurts too much."
-*"Something's not right here. I appear to be losing..."
-*"This has to be some sort of bad dream! I can't lose! It's not in my nature!"
-*After landing on Boon square: "Don't be fooled. I'm not lucky. I'm a lucky charm. Luck just wants to leech off me."
-*After landing on a Boon square: "So, let's see what Lady Luck can do!"
-*After warping: "I'm all for the easy life. And it doesn't get much easier than this."
-*After warping: "There really ought to be more places like this. It's the only way to travel."
-*After the player warps: "Now you're turning your attention to that district, (Player's name)? You're as much of a pleasure seeker as me!"
-*After the player lands on the bank: "There's something satisfying about landing bang on the bank, don't you think? Or is that just me?"
-*After buying out a shop: "That was just too juicy a catch for me to pass up."
-*After getting bought out: "Well, well. So you're coming after me, are you, (Player's name)?"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "The doors close just as things were about to get interesting? Even Lady Luck feels threatened by my prowess!"
-*After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Cards are naturally attracted to those who can handle them best."
-*After getting Heal Slime: "Healslimes are dealing in suits now? So monsterkind's realized it can't get by just attacking us mortals alone, then..."
-*"What, no interest in my wares? I know they weren't on offer, but still..."
-*After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "You should learn to enjoy your leisure time. Working every day of the week is a sin...I believe."
-*"Well, well! Closed for business! What a shame!"
-*"Sorry, (Player's name), but you do know I'm going to thrash you, don't you?"
-*"You're a shrewd player. I wouldn't mind a piece of your luck, my friend."
-*"I knew I'd pay for it the moment I invested in you, (Player's name)!"
-*"You've upped your level just by turning over a card? You've got all the hallmarks of a truly great card player, (Player's name)."
-*To Player: Congratulations on reaching the next level! It makes you even more of a catch!"
-*To Player: I'll take the most valuable item in this shop without so much as a letter to my bank manager. ... That's right. A single smile from you, (Player's Name)!
-*To Player: "I confess to being a little jealous. You care more about your shop than you do about me."
-*To Player: "It never pays to get complacent, even when you're in the lead. No, I think I'll widen the gap first."
-*To Player: "We'll celebrate your achievement at one of my shops (Player's name)! You'll come, of course?"
-*To Female Player: So you're coming after me, (female player's name)? Well, maybe I'll come after you then. You can't resist my charms for long..."
-*To Female Player: I intend to repay you in full... With a generous dose of my affection! What do you say, (Female Player's Name)?
-*Going bankrupt: "That's my lot. I thought it was about time I gave the rest of you a chance."
-*Angelo to player: "Jessica and (female player's name) at the same time!... Phew! I couldn't choose between them! It wouldn't be fair to deny either of them."
-**Jessica's response: "Why doesn't such a comment surprise me? A character like him could never just choose one person to support and stay faithful to them."
-*Angelo to player: "You're so dazzling after that promotion that I can't even look at you, (Player's name)!"
-**Jessica's response: "Looks like things are going you're way. Congratulations, (Player's name). And don't take one bit of notice of what he says, will you?"
-*To Female Player: "Your beauty is promoted every time I look at you. You dazzle us all with your radiance!"
-**Yangus' response: "Wot ARE you wibblin' about, eh? She only got a couple of gold coins, that's all! It ain't that shiny!"
-*Angelo to player: "A very impressive show, (Player's name). But wouldn't you like to double your money? What if I were to tell you of a-"
-**Kiryl's response: "You must to cease from the gambles, Angelo. The Goddess is angered by such deeds."
-*Angelo to Kiryl: "Did you hear that, Kiryl? The call of the Goddess, bidding us to strike down (Player's name)?"
-**Kiryl's response: "Very well, I must to use spell that... Wait! Do you truly hear voice of Goddess, Angelo?"
-*Going bankrupt: "I never usually miss my marks. I'm not quite sure how this has happened."
-===Bianca===
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
-====Area Specific Quotes====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Argh! My blood is of boiling temperature! If you again do this, I pull hairs on upper lip off face!"''
-*"What a gorgeous island! I wouldn't mind have a holiday here one day." (Delfino Plaza)
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"You must use this gold for renovation of country."''
-*"This is where we found the Circle of Fire. Fancy wanderin' about this place on my own!" (Mount Magmageddon)
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"[[Kiryl]]! You are big stupid!"''
-*"What if that was the entrance to another world or somethin'? As if, eh!" (Super Mario Bros.)
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"You... In future, you are with great certainty man of great enterprise."''
-*"There are dragons here, eh? Still, I'm sure they're a friendly enough bunch." (Yoshi's Island)
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"This is too numerous gold coins! You behave with too much greed here, [[Bianca]]."''
-*"Well, I wonder what this place is all about! It gets me all fired up, that's for sure." (Good Egg Galaxy)
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"[[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]]! When have you build shop such like this all so sudden!?"''
-*"Do we really have to do this here? I en't too keen on the dark and I def'nitely dun't like them ghosties." (Ghost Ship)
+*'''To player:''' ''"I hope you utilize such a big money with wisdom, (player's name)."''
-*"A castle flyin' in the sky, eh? Brings back some memories!" (The Observatory)
-*"This place is a bit special, eh? I've bin livin' so long in the mountains now that I dun't know what to do with meself." (Castle Trodain)
-*"I en't seen a cave this complex before. I'm sure I'd have got meself proper lost if I was all alone.
-====General Quotes====
-*To Player: "I'm Bianca Whitaker, born and bred in Roundbeck. Here's to a good game today, (Player's name)!"
-*"My turn again already, eh? Comes 'round quick, dun'it?"
-*"Hmm...hmm...let's see... Huh? I look funny when I'm thinkin', do I?"
-*"I wonder how many years it's bin now, since I last had time to play like this."
-*"When I think of all the money at stake... Yikes! Still, it dun't do to get all fuzzy about it."
-*"Ha ha! Any idea what I've got up my sleeve next?"
-*"Hmm, it's a tricky one. What would you do if you was me?"
-*"This reminds me of board games I used to play as a kid!"
-*"Would've bin nice if just the two of us could've played, eh? Ha ha, only jokin'!"
-*"Keep your fingers crossed for a good roll!"
-*"Come on, come on...let's have a good'un!"
-*"You dun't need to make no allowances for me, d'you hear?"
-*"Do folk stop playin' games 'cos they're old, or do they get old 'cos they stop playin'? Either way, I'm glad to be here."
-*"Huh! I'm all set to make one of my shops bigger an' everythin'!"
-*"I want to stop at one of my own shops. If only it was as simple as just sayin' the words, eh?"
-*"Haah... I'm done for."
-*"A switch? I en't plannin' on steppin' on that thing! I wonder what would happen..."
-*"So I have to collect four of these, right? Sounds like this could be a fun journey!"
-*"That's half of my suits collected. Wonder how far I've come."
-*"Only one more of them suits to go now. Ha ha! This is fun. Bit like treasure-huntin'."
-*"Right! Looks like I've got all I need here. Time to take this to the next level then."
-*"Right then, that's all them suits collected. Now where's the bank? I dun't s'pose you know a shortcut?"
-*"Not long till the next level now. One step at a time, eh? We've come a long way."
-*"My first business in this area. We've all gotta start somewhere!"
-*"That's shop number one for me 'round here! It may be small now, but I'll make somethin' of it, you'll see."
-*"That's my first place in this area under my belt. It's important to get started, eh?"
-*"See what a good spot I bought a shop in! Everythin's goin' well so far."
-*"Crikey! Is that all the shops there is? I'd best get crackin'."
-*"I wonder if I can get my hands on another shop. I s'pose I can only try my best."
-*"So all the shops have bin sold, eh? I s'pose the battle starts here then."
-*"That's the end of the shop-buyin' then. Time to think strategy."
-*"It's good that this place is cheap. No one wants to spend a fortune on their day-to-day shoppin'."
-*"I wonder what happens when you're rich and yet useless with money..."
-*"Ha ha! Maybe buyin' a cheapo shop is a sign of poor housekeepin'!"
-*"You may be feelin' a bit broke at the minute, but who knows when your fortunes might change. Keep at it!"
-*"Yikes, that hurt! I reckon that's the biggest sum of money I've ever doled out in my whole life!"
-*"Yikes! I felt all wobbly there for a moment."
-*"No way! You can't charge that much!"
-*"So you can get freebies without doin' nothin'. Feels a bit cheeky somehow."
-*"See how fancy my place looks now! And I en't plannin' on stoppin' at that neither."
-*"Sometimes I just feel like pushin' on ahead, rather than fiddlin' about with capital increases and the like."
-*"I guess there's a right time for everythin', increasin' capital included."
-*"I wonder if there's anythin' I left undone. Now I have to think good and hard about whether to go forwards or back."
-*"That's the stuff. I reckon those stocks will do me some good, y'know."
-*"Ha ha! Sometimes it really pays to have stocks."
-*"I s'pose if you wheel and deal in stocks, then you have to take the rough with the smooth."
-*To Player: "There en't nothin' to worry about here, (Player's name). This littl'un dun't have a bad bone in his body."
-**Slime's response: "Yay! Thanks, Bianca! You're an unslurpassed judge of character! I'm not a bad slime, am I?"
-*"Hmph. That was a bit jammy, weren't it? How do I get lucky like that, eh, (Player's name)?"
-*"Hey, looks like I pocketed a bit there too. Cheers, (Player's name)!"
-*"Nice one, (Player's name)! No matter how many times you go on to the next level, it still feels good, eh?"
-*After landing on the Bank: "I dun't often find meself in a bank. Hmm...never knew they looked like this inside."
-*After player lands on the Bank: "It en't that easy landin' yourself at the bank exactly, eh? I reckon it's a good omen, (Player's name)!"
-*"I know it's in the rules and everythin', but it still seems a bit sneaky makin' money off stocks like that."
-*After player builds a tax office: "I was thinkin' that you'd turn that place into a tax office. You seem to have your head screwed on and everythin', (Player's name)."
-*After getting Healie: "Aah, what a lovely monster he is. Now please get that suit I need, Healie!"
-*After getting Dancing Jewels: "I bet Nera's got plenty of treasure like this. Eh? Do I get a piece of the action too?"
-*After warping: "Ugh. When you're not used to somethin' like this, it dun't half make you dizzy."
-*"Brill! This is just where I wanted to be. This warpin' around lark is ever so convenient, eh?"
-*After player warps: "Hey, are you alright? You're not feelin' icky or nothin'?"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Yeah, well, there's no point in dashin' about all the while. Best to get some rest while the goin's good."
-*After Player lands on a Take-a-break square: "You should make sure you make the most of your days off, (Player's name).
-*"I had a good day off, and got my shop cleaned up a bit too. Drop in again when it's open, eh?"
-*"Eh? Today's a holiday? But I was hopin' to meet up."
-*"You must be pleased, (Player's name). It's no mean feat, ownin' three shops in one district like that."
-*After getting a bad Venture Card: "Typical that I end up pickin' out a card like that!"
-*To Player: "No one likes havin' their shops nabbed, eh? I reckon you done the right thing, (Player's name)."
-*To Player: "If there's anythin' you dun't get, (Player's name), then just give me a shout and I'll try to explain."
-*To Player buying out her shop: "Charmin'! I never expected to be handin' over a shop to you in these circumstances, (Player's name)."
-*After player approaches victory: "I dun't believe it! You've reached the target! I'm a bit disappointed for meself, but I had a feelin' you'd do it, (Player's name)."
-*Going bankrupt: "So I'm not cut out for this after all..."
-*Going bankrupt: "I dun't mind losin' so much, but I at least hoped I'd make it to the end."
-===Carver===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"What, are you guys all scared or somethin'? Tsk! Just stay behind me and you'll be alright." (The Ghost Ship)
-*"Sorry guys. You're Kiddin' yourselves if ya think you can beat me!" (Mario Circuit)
-*"What!? An island full of slimes!? I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes!" (Slimenia)
-*"Whoa, this place is bit hard on the eyes, eh? But it sure gets the blood pumpin'!" (Delfino Plaza)
-*"Let's have a look here... How's this been thrown together, then? I bet there was a real ace carpenter at work when this was put up." (Good Egg Galaxy)
-*"Heh heh heh! You wanna see how a real man hits the ball? Step aside, kids!" (Mario Stadium)
-====General Quotes====
-*To Player: "Hiya, I'm Carver. I'm what you might call a trav'ling grappler! This should be fun, eh?"
-*"I've gotta keep movin'. Can't stand still too long, else I start to feel my muscles wastin'!"
-*"Right, I've made up my mind! Next move, that there's the square I'm gonna land on."
-*"Heh heh heh! There. That's the spot I'm aimin' at now... Come on, die! Hee-yah!"
-*"Hold on to your hats, fellas! I'm gonna knock this die for six!"
-*"Here goes nothin'! Huuurgh!"
-*"When I want somethin', I get it! Get it?"
-*"No point beatin' around the bush... Let's roll!"
-*"I'm starvin'! Ain't there any decent places to get some chuck around here?"
-*"Heh heh! I can just imagine the look that's gonna be on your faces when I swoop in and buy your shops out from under ya!"
-*"Right, what am I gonna eat today then...? Ah, just thinkin' about it's got my belly rumblin'!"
-*"Huh? My turn? ...Alright then! Stand back!"
-*"Right, where to now then?"
-*"Heh heh! Suit number one. I'm right on track!"
-*"Suit number two at last! Let's keep rollin', fellas!"
-*"Oh, what!? I still need one more suit!? Come on! This is gettin' to be a real drag!"
-*"Not long now till I get even stronger! I know, I know! If that’s even possible, right?"
-*"I get a nervous twitch whenever I'm on the verge of gettin' tougher. My muscles are just so tightly flexed, ya know?"
-*"Hey, come on, fellas! Leave a few shops for me, eh?"
-*"Hey, give us a chance, guys! There aren’t any shops left at all now!"
-*"Pretty much all the shops have been snapped up already. But the ones that are left have got my name written all over them! Heh heh!"
-*"Oh, what!? There's no more shops free!"
-*"Heh heh! When my shops get bigger, my muscles get stronger! At least, it feels that way."
-*"Expanding your shops is all about timin'. Just like in a fight. You gotta duck and dive and wait for your openin' ya know."
-*"Easy, (Player's name)! If you tie up all your cash in your shops, you won't have any left over for spendin'!"
-*"That's pretty cunnin'... I like it! Maybe I should learn to rely on brains a bit more over brawn, eh? ...Nah! That'd be dumb!"
-*"Sorry, guys, but I just ain't the losin' kind, ya know? This game's all mine!"
-*After buying someone out: "Heh heh. How's that for a Knuckle Sandwich!?"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "I ain't the kinda guy who needs to rely on luck, but I also ain't the kinda guy to turn down some free cash!"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "Heh heh! OK, folks! Time for you all to go on a spendin' spree! Don't hold back!"
-*After landing on a Take-a-Break square: "I always spend my days off pumpin' iron. And time flies when you're havin' fun!"
-*After landing on Bank: "This bank's startin' to show its age, ya know. Time to knock it down and rebuild, if you ask me."
-*After getting a good Venture Card: "That's a stroke of luck! But I'm aimin' for bigger and better than this!"
-*"Heh heh. Next time ya can all dig a little deeper, too!"
-*"Huh. Yeah, well... Ain't no sweet payin' that kind of money. Here. Go nuts!"
-*"Aaaah... I'm exhausted! Reckon I must've done too much restin' or somethin'..."
-*After player warps: "Whoa! Unbelievable! You just flew, (Player's name)!"
-*After player warps: "Hmmm, so that's your move, eh? Guess I can't afford to it back and relax just yet..."
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "You've got some guts tryin' to rip someone with my muscle off, pal!"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "What!? That is seriously below the belt!"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "You don't pull your punches, do ya, (Player's name)?"
-*After building a home: "Sometimes ya just need a place where you can go ape, right?"
-*"That's not gonna hurt someone like you, right, (Player's name)? It's barely a scratch, eh?"
-*"Urgh, that's the pits, not havin' enough cash to buy a shop when you need to!"
-*"Heh heh heh! I know what you're thinkin'. 'I wish that Carver'd slow down and give the rest of us a chance!'"
-*"A tough guy like me owes it to the weak and needy to give 'em a helpin' hand sometimes."
-*"Giving the winnin' player a leg-up's a bit of a dig in the ribs."
-*"Hah! A puny little bill like that couldn't hurt a fly, let alone me!"
-*"Thanks, (Player's name)! Keep it comin', OK?"
-*"Right, I'll go left next then, right? ...No, left. I mean right! Er... Anyone wanna help me out here? I'm left feelin' kinda stuck."
-*To Player: "Huuurgh! Let's do this, (Player's name)! Time to get my muscles rippling! Yaaaaaargh!"
-**Stella's response: "Talk about a lot of hot air! Let's see how you're holding up by the final bell, eh, hulk?"
-*To Player: "A promotion at last, huh, (Player's name)? Keep that up, and you might just catch up with me!"
-**Alena's response: "I congratulate to you, (Player's name). But you must forget the Carver. Tsarevna is true worthy object for your ambition."
-*To Player: "We've gotta have a party to celebrate your big promotion, pal! I'll put on a big spread at one of my shops. Get yourself over there, fast."
-*To Player: "Hey, (Player's name)! You're not thinking of a runaway victory, are ya? I mean, running away before we've had a chance to get physical!"
-**Alena's response: "Carver is correct! We must fight directly on you, (Player's name)!"
-*To Player buying out his shop: "Huh? Hey! What d'ya think you're doin', (Player's name)!? I'll make you pay for this, you mark my words!"
-*After approaching victory: "Heh heh! Sorry, guys, but there's only one place I'm headin' now!"
-*After player approaches victory: "Aw, you're not thinkin' of takin' the title just like that, are ya, (Player's name)? Let's have some fun first!"
-*Going bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? Me!? But what about the old Carver comeback!?"
-*Going bankrupt: "Argh! I knew I shouldn't have given you guys such a big head start!"
-===Dancing Jewels===
-*"OooOOH! GooDy GOODY! GumDrOps is heRE! SHop tiLL you GUMDrop, 'tIS whAT I SAy!"
-*"TINg-a-LinG-A-LiiNG! HeLLOOoO! 'TIS I, GumdROps, JusT gUm-DroPING in TO bUY a few tHIngS!"
-*"DiamONds, rUBies, eMERalds, peARLs... I LOve to THrOooOW my weaLTH abOUT! GOld for ALL tO sharE!"
-*"JIngly-jANGle! WHo waNTS a GEM!? pUT yoUR HaNds in the Air!"
-*"AaAaAHHHhH! WheN OH whEn wILL it BE mY turN AGain!? ...Hm!? NOW!? Ooh, GOODy! SpEND, speND, SPenD!"
-*"GOld aND sILver, shiNY anD SPArkly! Ah-HAaah! 'TIS shopPPPping tIME agAIN!"
-*"A wasTE Of CAsh, oh HAppy DAY! GoLD down thE DRain, jangLing aLL the waY! Don'T YOu feeL gooD NOw? I DO!"
-*"I DAnCe and taP, I spiN, I cLap, anD All wHo watCH gET diZzy anD THAT is WhAt maKEs mE A goooOOOdyBAG!"
-*"A spARkliNG arRay of SHops, a daZZliNG linE-up Of dEAlers... 'TiS a GOoodybaG thinG I CAme toDAY!"
-*"YiPPeeEEe! 'Tis A NIce, niCE prICE! My BAG anD SouL fEeL LIGht aS goLD LEaf!"
-*"WHat!? NO goLD!? BOOOooOring!"
-*"FrivOLous waLLet, peaCEfUL hEArt! ...Hm? Of COURse we MOnsTERs haVe HearTs, yOU DUll stONE!"
-*"I doN't waNT Shops, I WAnt ToooO SHOP! Shop TiLL I GumDroP anD WaSTE aLl my DoSh!"
-*"Hm? So CHEap? THaT's No gOOD for ME! I waNT to SPLash OUT!"
-*"HE he heee! A frivolOUS sPeNd! But I WaNt to SPEnd MORe morE MOoooORE!"
-===Dragonlord===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"What is that!? Such a monstrous iron mass! Such a crass device in a trice I must have for my underlings" (Mario Circuit)
-*"Be that it may in times of yore, for sure Alefgard makes my blood boil more still than any other realm!" (Alefgard)
-*"Change vocation, thou sayest? Arrest thy dim-witted twittering! I am Lord of Dragons! There is no position mightier than mine!" (Alltrades Abbey)
-*"I bid a hex on that hideous abomination! Those pastel tones demand atonement! Castles ought to be sinister, like that o'er which I minister!" (Peach's Castle)
-*"Wah ha ha hah! This castle is akin to my own, lo! A glowing concoction of bane and woe!" (Bowser's Castle)
-*"Thou wouldst assault me from on high? Try, if thou darest! I'll best thee and then thou shalt cower neath my towering might!" (The Observatory)
-*"Hmph! Ne'er have I rode such a mode of transport! It ought not be, 'less it be modelled on me!" (Starship Mario)"
-====General Quotes====
-*To Player: "Dost thou wit who thy rival be? Devilish deliverer! Lord of lords! Lord of Dragons!"
-*"Thou wouldst defraud the Lord of Dragons, rapscallion?"
-*"This game is lame; its pace is a disgrace! All should let I wield the die in your place!"
-*"You! You diminutive minions! Now to serve you what you deserve!"
-*"Hwah ha hah! Behold! Behold as I attain still loftier heights than you mere mites!"
-*"Ah ha ha hah! Mwah ha ha ha haaah! ...Ahem! My turn, is it?"
-*"Lo! The wise know which moves to make and which to forsake!"
-*"A forced buyout at quinary price? Such a device I must utilize in a trice!"
-*"A rare gift I give to you, to live through history in the making!"
-*"Mine eye, die, doth see thine eyes, no higher than I do desire, no less than I request! Now, decide thy side! Fulfill my will!"
-*"You covet mere trifles, you stifled fools! The Dragonlord shall open your eyes to true enterprise!"
-*"Ah ha ha hah! Dread! Doth dread yet tread o'er your hearts!?"
-*"With this one cast, your last cometh fast!"
-*"When I, Lord of Dragons, let fly this die, it bendeth to my every will."
-*"Who dares thwart my affairs? Move aside or abide the consequences!"
-*"Bow out now, whilst still you may! Or pray, fools, for this is my day!"
-*"Bestow the die unto me forthwith! A wizard does not wait!"
-*"The throne is for I alone! No other face must grace first place!"
-*"Wah ha ha hah! With every turn, for sure, I assure my victory more!"
-*"Be steeped in eternal, infernal regret for daring to oppose me in this clash of cash! Wah ha ha hah!"
-*"A triplet of suits more? For sure, no easier task could you ask of me!"
-*"What lavish shop is this before mine eyes? Be vanished, be banished, o, epitome of gluttony!"
-*"This suit gathering chore is a bore I abhor. Before the glory of my grand designs its import is naught, verily!"
-*"Suits twain again? A painlessly simple task!"
-*"Hmmmm. I have yet in my net a quartet of suits. No need for to speed yonder."
-*"The wax of my level is the wane of this game, the herald of pain and of bane!"
-*"One shop alone a throne ne'er maketh! I shall rule this district forthwith and forthright!"
-*"Hmm, better... A go-getter fettered by a paltry shop is something I shall not abide!"
-*"Wah ha ha hah! Perplexed? Vexed by my confusing ruse? I shall increase my capital all in good time!"
-*"Few shops remain in dwindling number, such has been your gluttonous hunger!"
-*"How the rabble scrabble as shop numbers dwindle! But I alone shall invest in the rest. Petty peddlers, meddle at your peril!"
-*"All those shops sold for cash in a flash! Such is this greedy, needy world!"
-*"Hoggish mob! Lo, no shop unspake for in the wake of your avaricious squall!"
-*"Such trickery bothers nor pothers me not a jot!"
-*"Victory for another but I? Try, if you will, but die if you do!"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "Fear not! Rot will blot thine winning streak soon enough!"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "At last! A place not a disgrace for me to grace with my presence!"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "Thou makest light of the Lord of Dragons!? I shall repay thee redoubled with nary a trouble!"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "Hmph! Thou wouldst ambuscade me in this charade of wealth and prosperity? Preposterous!"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "Curse this shop! Curse it for all eternity! Seed of woe, and weed of snow, banish greed and never go!"
-*After warping: "Wah ha ha hah! New land for my tyrannous plans!"
-*After the player warps: "Wah ha hah! Thou canst ne'er escape my clutches! Here, there, everywhere, like thy tombstone, I loom o'er thee!"
-*After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Card! Thou art the start so noble of my global tyranny!"
-*After getting Heal Slime: "Wah ha ha ha hah! Come hither, my healing slime! All mine shall thy fine suits be!"
-*After the player gets a good Venture Card: "So be it! But with onus that thy bonus be spent in establishments mine!"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Wah ha ha hah! Time to rest, invest in my power, to shower you at a later hour with a million, billion, gazillion bills!"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Hmph! Fear not, for what a plan I have hatched while detached from the game as I was! A grim plan for you also-rans!"
-*"Wah ha ha ha hah! Into the future I peer... A '1' doth there appear! Ah ha ha ha hah!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
-*"Witless twits, letting slip a trip to my lair with I not there!"
-*After the player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Layabout, laggard, loafer, sluggard! May thine wastrel ways lay waste to thy self!"
-*After landing on the Bank: "Behold, as I purchase even the bank! ...What prank is this? Wherefore may it not be got?"
-*After player lands on the Bank: "Terrified, petrified, horrified, stupefied, thou wouldst hide from me in the dank depths of the bank!? Wah ha hah! Wah ha ha ha hah!"
-*To Patty: "Wah ha ha hah! Dice, shops, locks and barrels, I shall command them all!"
-**Patty's response: "Sure, honey, whatever you say! Let's see how you're feeling once the legendary (Player's name)'s put you in your place, huh?"
-*To Player: "Thou art, (Player's name), a millennium too soon to consume my rightful title!"
-*To Player: "Raise thy level, revel in thy pay, but bedevil thee yet I will!"
-*To Player: "Well done, (Player's name), my underling! Bring in yet more tin, win a hoard for thy lord!"
-*To Player: "Rogue! Renegade! Trade dost thou with scruples none, finding fun in drumming my stock price under!"
-*To Player: "Wah ha ha hah! Verily do I use thee completely, to the core of your deplorable soul!"
-*To Player: "Wah ha ha ha! Such a puny promotion! No notion hast thou of my might. No horizon can thou see o'er the sea of my supremacy!"
-**Patty's response: "Every step we take is an important one, honey. I bet you're gonna become a force to be reckoned with, right?"
-*After reaching net worth needing to win: "My work here is done! The fun ends now! How soon I shall reach the bank and vanquish this realm!"
-*After player approaches victory: "Victory for another but I!? Try, if you will, but die if you do!"
-*Going bankrupt: "Noooo! I am blind! I am deaf! I am dumb, numb, plummeting head over heels amid peals of derisive laughter! ...Is this the end?"
-===Heal Slime===
-*"Gooee everyone, I'm here! I'm Healie, here to plop off some suits!"
-*"Is this the place? Is this where you all go gooey about suits?"
-*"Hee hee hee! Goomans like being around me. That's because I'm not a bad slime. Really, I'm not!"
-*"Oooh... I hope I don't make a blob of this... I hope I can get these suits delivered."
-*"Boo goo... I just can't squeeze on to a square with anyone else. Come on, everyone! To me!"
-*"Who wants a Healie suit? Plop up your hand and I'll boing your way."
-*"Hee hee. I wonder whooze gooing to get a suit next?"
-*"Don't wait too long to pay me a visit. Plop over in a slimely fashion!"
-*"When it comes to picking up suits, sticky slime gloop is unslurpassed! Goo needs fingers!?"
-*"Look, another suit just lying about on the floor! ...Don't bother boinging all the way over here. If I stretch myself, I can get to you."
-*"You haven't got all the suits yet, look. Regloop some time by taking one from me!"
-*"Yay! Thanks for plopping down over here! Want a suit?"
-*"Well? Which suit suits you!? This one? That one?"
-*"Oh, you're all suited up already. Well, Suit Yourself then!"
-*"I've got to say goo-bye now... I-I hope I was uoozeful to you?"
-*"I'll have to make my excoozes now, but if you find yourself without a suit, you know who to call!"
-*"Oh! Ragnar's calling me! ...I'll plop by again, though, don't worry!"
-===Jessica===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"This place brings back a lot of memories. I wonder how my three old companions are getting along these days." (Castle Trodain)
-*"I've seen a lot of castles in my time, but never one as cute as this. I wonder who lives here." (Princess Peach's Castle)
-*"No matter how far down you go, it's just cave after cave. Whatever is this place?" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
-*"B-But! Whatever is going on? Why do we have to come right back to the start?" (Good Egg Galaxy)
-*"For something like that to be floating...well, it must mean someone around here has spectacular magic powers." (The Observatory)
-*"I absolutely adore resorts like this. Let's don our swimsuits and go to the beach!" (Delfino Plaza)
-*"So this is the hero's great vessel? I must say, I'm very impressed. I had no idea it was so spectacular." (Starship Mario)
-*"This place is enormous, isn't it? There seems to be some kind of gallery... Maybe it's a bit like the Monster Arena." (Mario Stadium)
-====General Quotes====
-*"Ooh, this is starting to get interesting. I'll soon add to the tension!"
-*"When it comes down to it, victory is everything. What else is there, after all?"
-*"I think it's time to show a little more spirit. Woohoo! Here goes everything!"
-*"Even if the die roll is bad, I'm sure I can turn it into something good."
-*"I'm bound to have a good roll this time, without a doubt!"
-*"I always follow my heart and go where it takes me. That's what my brother Alistair told me to do."
-*"Now we've come all this way, I'm determined to explore every corner of the place."
-*"My turn at last! I was starting to get a little tired of waiting."
-*"There's no point spending forever thinking about it. You should just hurry up and get on with it!"
-*"Goodness me! Whoever's shop is that? I certainly don't plan on stopping there!"
-*"Well! This isn't how it was supposed to go, me being left behind like this."
-*"I'm not going to let this game end with me in last place, you mark my words!"
-*"One suit down, three to go! Now, where to next?"
-*"Another suit-now I'm halfway there! I'll have the last two under my belt before you know it."
-*"Only one suit left to collect now. I'll just need to stay on track and it'll be mine!"
-*"I can hardly wait to level up. Not long now!"
-*"Not long now before I reach the next level. I can't wait to pocket my reward and keep on moving."
-*"This is just the beginning. I'm going to make my shops huge!"
-*"Most of the shops are gone now. I must be quick to buy what's left!"
-*"Almost every shop has been snapped up already. I'll get another, though, you'll see!"
-*"Hmph! I had my designs on that last shop. That was supposed to be mine!"
-*"It's a nice feeling now all the shops have been allocated. This is where the real battle begins!"
-*"What a thrilling game! It's so exciting, to be winning like this by the skin of my teeth!"
-*"I'm not jealous or anything, I swear! I can do that kind of thing too, you know."
-*"It won't be any fun if you end up being left behind. Here, take this and do what you can with it."
-*"Is that all it is? I feel rather deflated."
-*"Well, why not? It's only a pittance."
-*When landing on an expensive shop: "I'd expect nothing less of a shop of yours, (Player's Name) Impressive!"
-*When landing on an expensive shop: "Well! Isn't that rather steep?"
-*"Wh-What's happening to me? I can't walk straight."
-*After landing on the bank: "Exactly on the mark! Not that you get anything for it, but it still feels like a good thing."
-*After player lands on the bank: "I like stopping at the bank because you can choose to change the direction you're going in. Where are you going next?"
-*After player builds a tax office: "Yes, I think I'd have done exactly the same if I were in your shoes, (Player's name). A tax office there makes a lot of sense."
-*After getting a good Venture Card: "That was lucky! This is the kind of card you want!"
-*To Player: "I'm Jessica Albert from Alexandria. Pleased to meet you!"
-*To Player: "Congratulations, (Player's Name)! I look forward to seeing how you invest it."
-*To Player: "I don't suppose you could hurry up and pass the die, could you? I'm anxious to make a move."
-*To Player: "Oh, do hurry up! ...Erm, I mean, in your own time, of course."
-*To Player: "I think that was very wise. It was only a matter of time before you had people muscling in otherwise."
-*To Player: "Hey! I was thinking of going there! I suppose this is what it means to have luck on your side."
-*To Player: "I'm on fire now! It won't be long before I steal first place, just you watch me!"
-*To Player: "I'm now far away from first place now. It won't be long before I make it, you'll see."
-*To Player: "It looks like we're going to have some fun together, (Player's name). You certainly seem to know what you're doing!"
-*To first place: "Well! Still taking money, I see, despite being in first place!"
-*To player while in first place: "Sorry, but I can't possibly stand by and let you muscle in on first place, (Player's name)."
-*When forcing a buyout:"Sorry, but I've decided I want this shop for myself. You'll just have to relinquish control."
-*Going Bankrupt: "No! This is the end. I can't bear it!"
-*Another bankrupt quote: "Forgive me Alistair. I tried to follow my heart, but it led me astray."
-*Angelo to female player: "Jessica and (Player's Name) at the same time!... Phew! I couldn't choose between them! It wouldn't be fair to deny either of them."
-**Jessica's response: "Why doesn't such a comment surprise me? A character like him could never just choose one person to support and stay faithful to them."
-*Angelo to player: "You're so dazzling after that promotion that I can't even look at you, (Player's name)!"
-**Jessica's response: "Looks like things are going you're way. Congratulations, (Player's name). And don't take one bit of notice of what he says, will you?"
-*To male player: "I'm thrilled to have the opportunity to go up against you, (Player's name). It's so exciting to finally find a decent opponent."
-**Angelo's response: "Well, well! A man who gets Jessica hot under the collar... This will be interesting."
-*To male player: "Even though things are going well for you, you don't seem to be at all arrogant, (Player's name). It makes me like you all the more. I wish you every success."
-**Angelo's response: "...Is that a roundabout way of saying that you don't like me, Jessica?"
-*To Player: "Good luck, (Player's name). You mustn't dawdle otherwise you'll be left behind."
-**Toad's response: "That's good advice, Jessica. Come on, (Player's name). Let's get moving!"
-*"Now that's what you call playing the stock market! Just look at it!"
-**Toad's response: "Oh! Maybe one day I'll have the courage to try that..."
-*To Yangus: "Hmph! That's not fair! Why should (Player's name) be able to make that much money?"
-**Yangus' response: "Blimey! Take it easy! You look like a snarlin' dog, Jessica!
-*To Yangus: "I won't let anyone else win without a fight. I'll put a stop to this, you'll see!"
-**Yangus' response: "Blimey, (Player's name), leg it! She's got it in for ya now!"
-*After reaching net worth needed to win: "That's it! Perfect! Now I just need to hurry back to the bank and secure my victory."
-*Approaching victory: "Victory will be mine! Time for me to hurry on back to the bank."
-*After player approaches victory: "Hmph! I've been too careless. Now (Player's name) is about to steal victory."
-*After player approaches victory: "Pull yourselves together, everyone! If we're not careful, (Player's name) is going to steal victory!"
-===Kiryl===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"What in world is this place? Is it akin to the familiar Zenithia?" (The Observatory)
-*"Now I feel great sentimentality for the time I adventured alongside my comrades." (The Colossus)
-*"This castle is beauty. I believe it is almost equal of our Zamoksva Castle." (Castle Trodain)
-*"This is very peculiar creation. I am impressed that such a shaped object is able to fly in sky." (Starship Mario)
-*"An island for the habitation of slime! The Goddess gives with much generosity." (Slimenia)
-*"A castle inhabited with beautiful princess surrounding by gentle Toad and other friends... I feel green burst of envy." (Peach's Castle)
-*"There exists no ghost here, is it not so? I, erm, I am without fear." (Ghost Ship)
-*"It gives me great surprise to observe an island filled with dragons. The world is containing much mystery. (Yoshi's Island)
-*"These people... they are different from Zenithians? I was not knowing their existence." (Delfino Plaza)
-*"The restful place from legendary hero Erdrick. I am with wish that there was opportunity to meet him." (Alefgard)
-====General Quotes====
-*To player: "I am priest of Zamoksva, with personal name Kiryl. It is pleasing to make your acquaintance."
-*"I am with hope for spotted number I desire."
-*"To cast Dazzle on spotted cube brings small number! But this is without sense."
-*"Oh, almighty Goddess..."
-*"Mmm... How should one priest behave in this circumstance?"
-*"Sunburning protection, fever reducement... Excellent! I am prepared fully."
-*"The one who acts with good conscience does always receive his reward."
-*"A prayerful heart is greatly important, but prayer alone cannot give victory. One must also give great effort from oneself."
-*"We must all be with gratitude of this great opportunity for participation."
-*"I implore to you spotted cube! Guide me on this quest!"
-*"The Goddess speaks. First we must to love the unpredictable spotted cube. ...Mm?"
-*"The eyes from everybody are brightly shining. This is magic from spotted cube?"
-*"The timing for Whack... mmm... Yoy! The turn is again mine."
-*"Luck looks my way. I hope it does not lose interest on me."
-*"Mmm... this switch, it gives me great suspicion. This is troubling for me."
-*"I possess one suit only. The journey ahead is lengthy, but every seed knows its time."
-*"So I reach the halfway. When a thing you desire comes closer, do you not agree it becomes more heartrending also?"
-*"I require now just a solitary suit. My feet are one step proximitied to my dreams of sweet life."
-*"After a storm comes fair weather. The efforts we make to reach next level make our achievement taste more sweeter."
-*"How to use salary? There is time when I think of nice holiday - Ah, but I am not for such things."
-*"All suits now are in my hand. Soon I am in next level."
-*"Soon I must consider the way for employing my salary. Perhaps I purchase gift for the special somebody..."
-*"When I grasp the victory, perhaps I can communicate my feelings to-Nyet! I am not such fluttery one!"
-*"Oy! I believe Tsarevna gives great compliment when she sees such formidable shop."
-*"I have discovered one shop I have great desire for, such as my desire for the special lady of my heart."
-*"With bravery, I must travel forwards. I believe I will then come naturally to the first position."
-*"I am in lowest extremity. But love that blossoms in adversity is sweetest love of all!"
-*"This business of warp always make great shock. Even Tsarevna is took by surprise."
-*"The remaining shops for purchase are minimal. The true contest is now beginning."
-*"Still not all shops are allocated, and I wish to procure more for myself. I must implore with the Goddess."
-*"Now entire shops are purchased. I am confident that Goddess does give guidance on our continued journey."
-*"Yoy! The shops for purchase are entirely disappeared! Ay-yay-yay... What must I do now?"
-*"I have progress that is little bit lacking. I fear the Goddess frowns upon me."
-*To himself: "The goddess speaks. Victory cannot be attained in such manner. Please, give to me money!"
-*After warping: "Oy-yoy...that gave me some fright!"
-*"Now I am refreshing! It is beneficial for body and mind to rest when the time dictates."
-*After landing on bank: "Do you also feel small happiness when you directly pause at a bank? I certainly feel it!"
-*After player lands on bank: "To where does one journey next? This is always an exciting though to ponder."
-*"It is important to assist a comrade with troubles."
-*"Spasibo, my friends. I vow to you that I do not frivolously use this donation."
-*"Yoy! This shop is very little money."
-*"I feel I am profiting little too much from such small price."
-*"Yoy! I made my pause at shop of victor! I must more carefully consider strategy. Forgive me, comrades."
-*After getting bought out: "You purchase precious shop from me. Fu!"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "Yoy-oy-yoy..."
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "Mm...from henceforth I must more carefully consider the shop wherein I make my pause."
-*After getting Dancing Jewels: "Yoy! This is greatly surprising jewel! I hope it does visit to my premises."
-*To Player: "I am impressioned, (Player's name). Clearly you think of great thoughts. I must be wary of such opponent."
-*To Player: "My hat has surprising weight. You wish to attempt to wear her?"
-*To Player: "I congratulate to you, (Player's name). Perhaps we should expend this salary and travel together to Laissez Fayre!"
-*"I pray for benediction on you, dear (Player's name)!"
-*"It is fortuitous that I have ownership of such stock. I am grateful to you, (Player's name), and of course to Goddess."
-*"So you are such variety of person, (Player's name). Mmm..."
-*"This is interesting battle, is it not, (Player's name)? But I must warn you that I have possessions I wish to protect."
-*(If the player's character is female): "Perhaps Tsarevna could learn from this character and be a little more...ladylike."
-**Alena's response: "I hear what you say, Kiryl!"
-*To Player: "I congratulate to you, (Player's name), and I eagerly await to see further devotion."
-**Alena's response: "You must quickly increase levels so you can become good sparring partner for Tsarevna, (Player's name)!
-*To Player: "I congratulate to you, (Player's name). It is important to proceed little by little, steps by steps."
-**Angelo's response: "Yes, congratulations indeed. Now how about you and Kiryl come to one of my shops to celebrate?"
-*Approaching victory: "Ah yes, this is refreshing feeling. Now I must hurry for the bank."
-*After player approaches victory: "Time is here for special tactic... Nyet, nyet, I did not say nothing! Mm...but...mm..."
-*Going bankrupt: "It seems I must to more reverently pursue my faith. Haa..."
-*Going bankrupt: "The Goddess did turn her face from me..."
-===Patty===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"I don't know... I think the job I've got right now is just swell. So maybe I'll just take a look around today, if that's OK." (Alltrades Abbey)
-*"Ha ha! If any of you thought I'd be scared by a few ghosts like this, then you've got me all wrong!" (Ghost Ship)
-*"Oh, what a beautiful castle! We could lay out some tables in the courtyard and have a buffet-style party." (Castle Trodain)
-*"Oh, yeah! The home of the legendary hero! That sounds like the sort of person who should be on my list of clients. Can someone invite him over?" (Alefgard)
-*"Oh my, we sure end up flying to some funny old places, don't we? I wonder where we are? Up in the far north? Or maybe it's south, is it?" (Starship Mario)
-*"Gee, is this a racetrack? It looks awfully exciting. Say, maybe I should think about running some horse and car races myself." (Mario Circuit)
-====General Quotes====
-*To Player: "Hey, honey. I'm Patty. I guess you could say I'm a club-oriented event organizer. I'm sure looking forward to this game with you, (Player's name)!"
-*"Ha ha ha. This takes me right back to my adventuring days! I love it!"
-*"Three more to go, huh? I wonder what the best route is..."
-*"OK, just two more to get gal, This kind of slow-and-steady collecting is right up my alley."
-*"Just one more suit left... But I should go get it like it was the very first suit I ever saw."
-*"Swell! I'm this far away from geting a promotion! I wonder what I should use my salary on..."
-*"Gee. Looks like I'm heading for a promotion, huh? I sure wish we got some business training thrown in."
-*After landing on a Boon square: "Really? So I'm gonna get a commission even though I'm not doing anything myself? Is...is that OK? It kinda feels wrong somehow."
-*To Player: "So you're an explorer, (Player's name)? Go easy on us regular folk, huh?"
-**Stella's response: "No one needs to go easy on you, Patty. I know you've got some tricks in your sleeve!"
-*Going bankrupt: "Oh, gee... I'm bankrupt?... I'm gonna have to go say sorry to Erinn and the others at the Inn. I've really let them down..."
-===Platypunk===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"I ain't so g-good wid spooks! ... Ah! Who's tuggin' on my tail!?" (The Ghost Ship)
-*"One day I'm gonna take over the role of our respected Plobfather and live it up in a casa like this one." (Castle Trodain)
-*"Heh heh! All the slimes from this island have been cleaned out by me an' the boys! The Plob means business!" (Slimenia)
-*"What is this, the races? Heh heh! You ain't seen nuttin' till you've watched the boys shift after a bank job, my friend!" (Mario Circuit)
-*"I-I got a bad case o' the voitigo here, boys. Let's get this job done and get back to terra foima, huh?" (The Observatory)
-*"This place looks kind of entertainin'! I'm ready for action, you schmoos!" (Super Mario Bros.)
-*"This place is hotter than a case fulla ice. I ain't never been so mad to have all this fur!" (Mount Magmageddon)
-====General Quotes====
-*"What, ain't there no refreshments around here? I need my spaghetti or things are gonna get ugly."
-*"When I bring this game home for the Family, the big guy's gonna be all smiles!"
-*"Aaah, there ain't no feelin' like throwin' the die!"
-*"OK, you schmoos! Here I come!"
-*"Hey, quit it wid all the jaw, OK? How's a guy supposed to concentrate on preenin' his tail wid all that noise in his ear, huh?"
-*"No one does a number on me, my friends. Foist place is where I belong."
-*"You schmoos need to learn some respect! It should be my toin all the time!"
-*"I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do wid the mazuma once I win this lay..."
-*"The Family needs this joint. You'll be compensated, so don't make this hard for yourself, you follow?"
-*"Don't let us down, die! You woik for the Family now!"
-*"I ain't too sure what the play is here..."
-*"I ain't got time for no fancy ideas. Ya gotta have plenty of swift in this business, my friend."
-*"OK, we're gonna...in the basement, then...wid all the loot...outta there...the hammer an' saw... Hm? Hey, this is private business!"
-*"I know how to take care of the suits. You mark my woids, I'm gonna hit 'em all!"
-*"Takin' down a suit gets me hungry. Makes me wanna take on a stack of wheats, ya know."
-*"This roll's gonna get me to the bank, my friend! And then I'm takin' my career to a whole new level."
-*"Hm, there ain't a fat lot of stores left to polchase. I'll have to take what I can on the quiet."
-*"Right, boys! We gotta hightail it to them last remainin' stores before the legits take a hold of 'em!"
-*"That's all the stores taken care of. Now it's time to woik the advantage..."
-*"That toined out nice for us, boys! Very nice!"
-*"Rats! I was lookin' to get a few more properties in the Family's portfolio, you know."
-*"It ain't pretty to be greedy. If you're in foist place, you got all the mazuma ya need already!"
-*"D'you think the Plobfather's gonna gimme another tail when I make it to the next level, huh?"
-*"The more stars, the better. The Family's establishments have gotta look classy, ya know?"
-*"I got no kick wid that. The Family ain't got eyes for that establishment anyways."
-*"This is gonna be quite an eye-opener for you, (Player's name), seein' how the Family operates."
-*To player while in first place: "Are you tailin' me, (Player's name)? I ain't too comfortable wid that look in your eyes!"
-*After getting a good Venture Card: "That's the way I like it!"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "Heh heh! There ain't an associate in the Family wid my kinda luck!"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "We got lucky, boys! Now we just gotta sit on our tails and watch the dough roll in!"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "That is fortuitous timin', boys. I was just thinkin' I could do wid takin' it easy for a while."
-*After player lands on a Boon square: "You wanna share some of that luck wid the Family, huh, (Player's name)?"
-*After landing on Bank: "Aaah, smell that mazuma, boys! Start takin' notes. You never know when we might need to..."
-*After player lands on his closed shop: "Whatever schmoo's runnin' that joint for me, they got some serious explainin' to do!"
-*"I ain't never takin' a day off again! I had a dream that a whole bunch of customers came by while every one of my joints was shut up..."
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "You betta think long an' hard about this, my friend. You try to tighten the screws on the Family, you're gonna have big problems."
-*After player warps: "You like gettin' around, huh, (Player's name)? So does the Family."
-*After player warps: "What, are you tryin' to give me a coronary, (Player's name)!? Enough wid the disappearin' acts already!"
-*After buying a shop out: "Come on in! Spend your dough! This is a nice Family store in a nice Family area! Heh heh!"
-*After getting Dancing Jewels: "That goodybag, Gumdrops, is on the payroll. He's gonna come through wid the goods."
-*"I'm all set to take victory here! There ain't no point in tryin' to play the Plob. It can't be done, my friends!"
-*"When you're in last place, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, huh?"
-*"You are one lucky schmoo, (Player's name)! I could do wid a piece of that action myself..."
-*To Female Player: "The boys call me 'boss', but you can call me 'Platy' if ya like, doll."
-*To Female Player: "That's a pretty tasty pay packet you got yourself there, doll. I ain't one to feel jealous, but..."
-*"What gives, boys? We're losin' lettuce when we ain't even payin' no bills!"
-*Platypunk to player: "I ain't about to lose to no slimeball! And I ain't about to lose to a slime, neither, (Player's name)! Heh heh!"
-**Slime's response: "Eek!  You're oozing with more confidence than a metal king slime!"
-*To Player: "Your salary!? You lucky schmoo! Come on, spill the beans, squoit! How much d'ya make?"
-*To Player: "You got yourself a pretty pile of dough there, (Player's name). I'm green wid envy, I gotta tell ya."
-**Alena's response: "I feel some envy, but I plan same success by my own efforts. Tsarevna is not defeated, (Player's name)!"
-*Platypunk to Slime: "How's this schmoo come by all this dough, huh boys? He's/She's makin' us look like small fry!"
-**Slime's response: "I don't know how you goo it, but I think you're subslime, (Player's name)!"
-*To Player: "So you're gonna take it away this time, huh, (Player's name)? Well at least we weren't beat by no slime, huh, boys?"
-**Slime's response: "Hey! That's mean! The Plob's full of really mean blobs!"
-*After being bought out: "Call the law! It's a knock-off! That (Player's name) is a cheap crook!"
-*After player lands on the bank: "Looks like you scraped your way back to the bank, huh, (Player's name)?"
-*After player approaches victory: "Th-This ain't good, boys! If we get beaten by that (Player's name) schmoo, the big guy's gonna be spittin' lead at us!"
-*After female player approaches victory: "Hey, wait for me at the bank, doll! I ain't gonna be far behind."
-*"Going bankrupt: "I-I'll be waitin' for you, you schmucks! The Plob don't get beat so easily!"
-===Princessa===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"I'd like to think that Moonbrooke Castle was once as grand as this." (Castle Trodain)
-*"Wah! I'm so terrified here that I can hardly function." (Mount Magmageddon)
-*"What a delightful castle. Perhaps Moonbrooke would benefit from being restyled in the same manner." (Princess Peach's Castle)
-*"This little island is just teeming with slimes! Trying to count them makes my poor eyes hurt." (Slimenia)
-*"Baseball, you say? So one would use this stick to hit the ball, would one?" (Mario Stadium)
-*"What a wonderful castle, floating in the sky like that! Perhaps I should see if Moonbrooke could be made to do the same." (The Observatory)
-*"Goodness, this is a rather strangely shaped island. One must take care not to become lost." (Good Egg Galaxy)
-*"What a charming town. We must model the new Moonbrooke town on this wonderful example." (Delfino Plaza)
-*"Alefgard was established by the great spirit Rubiss. It is my duty to protect it!" (Alefgard)
-*"One can only hope that the poor lost souls will find their way to rest in peace." (The Ghost Ship)
-====General Quotes====
-*To Player: "I am Princess Princessa of Moonbrooke. It's a pleasure to meet you, (Player's name).
-*"I must continue to improve myself so that I can protect Moonbrooke!"
-*"Oh, please give me the number I wish for!"
-*"I must push myself to the limit and beyond if I'm to make up for the absence of my two loyal friends."
-*"The stronger I become, the more I can protect my pack. I must do everything in my power."
-*"Woof woof! Woof woof! Oops! I appear to have reverted back to my canine self."
-*"Oh, great Rubiss! Please bestow upon me your divine protection."
-*"I must save a great deal more money. I wonder just how much will be required to rebuild Moonbrooke Castle."
-*"I think I ought to use Holy Protection in the hope that it will prevent any monsters from attacking."
-*"Mother, Father...please protect your little princess."
-*"I wonder where I shall go next. It's all rather exciting!"
-*"The battle is still far from won. I can't possibly afford to lose."
-*"Woof woof! Nnnn... (She appears to be playing with the suits.)"
-*"I have high expectations of you, lucky die!"
-*"I'm pondering where I should proceed to next. I don't suppose you could recommend a worthwhile shop?"
-*"Not to worry, I still have fight in me yet."
-*"I wonder what would happen if that switch were pressed. I do hope I wouldn't be turned into a dog or anything."
-*"I have three suits left to collect. That seems to be a good direction to try. I'm picking up something of a scent..."
-*"Now I have two suits in my possession. This brings to mind the time I was collecting the five crests."
-*"The next level is tantalizing close now. I wonder what new spells I will be able to learn."
-*"I have my four suits, so now I just need to reach the bank if I'm to attain the next level. I must hurry!"
-*"An opportunity appears to have presented itself. I'll turn this shop into something a little more pricy."
-*"Another acquisition for Moonbrooke! How very exciting!"
-*"It's possible to recover from even the harshest of trials. Just think, I used to be a dog! Yet I'm perfectly normal again now."
-*"For the sake of Moonbrooke's revival, I cannot afford to be defeated."
-*"How foolish of me to stop at a shop belonging to the player in first place!"
-*"So in terms of shops left for purchase...is that all there is? I must hurry!"
-*"I desperately wish to acquire that shop. Am I wise to buy it, great Rubiss?"
-*"Goodness! I had no idea that so many shops had already been sold. You people are as fast as Whippets!"
-*"All of the shops have been sold! I must try not to dally in the future."
-*"So all the shops have been sold. I do hope you will all give me a fighting chance."
-*"Now I'm in first place...I wonder if it would be ethical to use Kasap on my opponents? Prohibited? Really? Surely not!"
-*"So I am just a hair breadth's from first place? Then I must do my utmost to achieve it, for everyone's sake."
-*"So your shop just became a little bit more secure, (Player's name). I can see it means a lot to you."
-*"To think that a shop of mine could do so well! Of course, it's all thanks to the great Rubiss and her divine protection."
-*"I really am most grateful. It's a tremendous privilege to receive a donation from each and every one of you."
-*After landing on the bank: "I wonder if Moonbrooke would become more prosperous if we established a bank there."
-*After losing money to another player because of an event: "That money has been hard-earned by all of us, so you must take care to use it wisely."
-*After getting a good Venture Card: "Someone is clearly watching over me. Thank you, great Rubiss."
-*After getting Healie: "Excuse me, Mr. Healie, but I don't suppose you'd consider giving me a suit in return for my teaching you Fullheal?"
-*After player warps: "I wish I could do this 'warping' business. It's hardly fair if only you take advantage of it, (Player's name)."
-*"Did you want to go there, (Player's name)? I was thinking there was a good scent the other way, personally."
-*After warping: "Dear me! Too much of this 'warping' makes one's head go into a spin."
-*After player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "I wish you a restful day off. Tomorrow will be a new beginning."
-*"Princess Princessa reporting for duty! I must get to work."
-*To Player: "Congratulations on reaching the next level, (Player's name). The stronger you are, the more you'll be able to look out for me!"
-*To Player: "The bank is rather impressive, isn't it? I must do all I can to rebuild Moonbrooke."
-*To Player: "People make their own luck. It would appear you've already done so, (Player's name)."
-*To Player: "It's a pleasure doing business with you. May we both have great success with our acquisitions."
-*To Player: "Impressive as always, (Player's name). I really must take a leaf out of your book."
-*To Player: "How would you feel if you were turned into a dog, (Player's name)?"
-*To Player: "If I were to cast Snooze on you, there would be one less player to compete with..."
-**Slime's response: "I'm wide awake. I couldn't plop off to sleep now."
-*Princessa to player: "Ooh, congratulations, (Player's name)! You mustn't rest on your laurels, though. It's important to go from strength to strength."
-**Slime's response: "Yeah, congratgoolations, (Player's name)! ...You, you won't start being mean to me now you're so mind-blobbingly amazing, will you?"
-*To Player: "You perform admirably, (Player's name). I would be thrilled if you could assist me in the rebuilding of Moonbrooke when this is over."
-**Alena's response: "I think not! I already did decide that (Player's name) becomes assistance to Tsarevna!"
-*To Player: "Congratulations, (Player's name). I would appear you have become a degree stronger.
-**Dragonlord's response: "No promotion, no magic potion, no incantation, no invocation could ever raise a mortal to the heights of my might!"
-*To Player buying her shop: "How dare you try to take over my territory, (Player's name)? Next time, I might just take a bite from you!"
-*To Player buying her shop: "Grrr! WOOF WOOF! (She seems a little angry.)"
-*After player approaches victory: "You've almost reached the target, (Player's name)? Perhaps I should cast Kasnooze to put a stop to you..."
-*Going bankrupt: "Oh, dear... It looks like the reconstruction of Moonbrooke will take longer than I thought.."
-*Another bankrupt quote: "Forgive me, everyone. It appears the rebuilding of Moonbrooke is still going to take some time."
-*Another bankrupt quote: "Mother, Father... It would appear your princess is more of a Poodle than a Rottweiler."
-===Slime===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"My anslurpstors fought alongside the legendary hero from here. I bet they were really stout!" (Alefgard)
-*"Wow, look at them croozing around! This is even more exciting than the Slurpodrome! I want a goo! I want a goo!" (Mario Circuit)
-*"Yay! Look at all my goosome buddies here! Hey, even the island's shaped like me!" (Slimenia)
-*"Wow! I'm blobsmacked! The castle, the train...All flying goo the sky!" (The Observatory)
-*"Do you think Yoshi and all his friends will goo easy on me? You don't think they'll juice me, do you?" (Yoshi's Island)
-*"Oh goodie, oh goodie! ...I'm the king of the castle, you're the dirty rascal! Tee hee! This place is goovy!" (Castle Trodain)
-*"Tee hee hee! I love wobbling and rolling about in grass!" (Mario Stadium)
-*"Yay! Gooray! ...Where are we all gooing? ...Hm? Into the gooniverse? Ooh, that sounds like fun. It is, isn't it?" (Starship Mario)
-*"I know what this place is. This is one of those petrifying dungeons that squidges into a different shape every time you goo in it!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
-*"Ghosts and gools and skeletons and stuff are all monsters just like me. We're friends. You don't need to be scared!" (Ghost Ship)
-*"Ah! I don't like this place! I-I might dry up! I'll be deslurpcated!" (Mount Magmageddon)
-====General Quotes====
-*To Player: "Hi! I'm... Well, everyone just calls me 'Slime'. Good luck (Player's name)! I wish you every slurpcess!"
-*"It seems like ploperty's the best way to get rich, so I'm going to buy!"
-*"Er...erm...um... Oh, I know! I'll slurp out where to goo AFTER I've rolled the die!"
-*"Here gooes! (Slurp)"
-*"What? What is it!? …Oh! It’s my goo! Sorry!"
-*"If I try really, really, really hard, do you think I could boing over the finish line first?"
-*"I'm a slime, so I can streeetch out like this and then...pyong! See!? Like a rocket!...Ah! D-Don't you pull me!
-*"I like squidging out under the sun, but I like playing more!"
-*"It's super-glooper to be able to play with mortals as well, instead of just monsters all the time!"
-*"(Slurp slurp slurp...) Oh! Excooze me! I was just thinking about winning!"
-*"Shops, suits, gold coins... This is really confoozing... My brain's turning to jelly!"
-*"Brrr... I'm sc-scared... That sh-shop up ahead keeps looking at me. It wants to take all my slimoleons!"
-*"I've got a suit! I've got a suit! Ner-nee Ner-nee goo-dah!"
-*"I've found two suits now! Two whole suits!"
-*"Just one more suit to goo, then I'll have the whole gloop!"
-*"Yay! All four suits! I've got all four! ..Now where did the bank goo?"
-*"Once I hop back to the bank, I slurp up a pay packet, don't I? Yay! Gooray!"
-*"Yay! I made it! I'm at the bank! It feels so goo to plop down on it rather than boing over it!"
-*"I bought a shop! I'm the ploprietor of my very own shop!"
-*"This is slime property now!"
-*"Hee hee! My first ploperty!"
-*"Wibble wobble black bobble... Ooh, where shall I go next?"
-*"One...two... Yay! That's my second ploperty in this district!"
-*"Gooray! My ploperty got bigger!"
-*"Hee hee! Expanding ploperty looks like fun, I want to have a goo! Now, how much should I invest...?"
-*"Yay! My shop's grown up! Why don't you all plop over and make some slurpchases?"
-*"Don't give up! I'm right behind you, slurpporting you all the way!"
-*"Oh, there aren't a lot of shops left, are there? Boo goo!"
-*"Oh no! There are hardly any shops left! I need to shake a leg-or something-and get over to the ones that are still up for sale!"
-*"Boo hoo goo! I-I wanted more shops than that and now there are none left! Waaaah!"
-*"There aren't any shops left... They've, they've all been slurped up... But I wanted to have moooooore! Goo hoo hoo!"
-*"Hee hee hee! I'm gooing up to the next level soon!"
-*"Hee hee! I'm gooing to hop up a level on my next roll for sure!"
-*"I-I can't seem to get a good grip on the die!"
-*"Roly-poly, round and round, and...plop!... What will I get!?"
-*"OK, I'm gooing to boing up in the air, and whichever way I'm facing when I plop back down, that's the way I'll goo."
-*"I might be small, but I'm a goo-getter! I can play with the big blobs!"
-*"What can I uooze to buy that shop...? Ooh! Yes! I'll squeeze in and bounce the owner out in a forced buyout!"
-*"Erm...well...you see... This district's stock prices are really going to esgoolate. ...I'm almost certain!"
-*"Wow! So that's how you make gold from stocks, is it? Fantabgoolous!"
-*"Boo goo... They say you can looze gold with stocks. This must be what they mean!"
-*"Ooh gooey! A cheap ploperty!"
-*"Ooh! Ooh! Can I switch that switch? Pleeease!? Goo on!"
-*"You'll have to excooze me. I'm taking a day off. I can't play."
-*After receiving money from other players after an event: "Wow, thanks everyone! That's so generooze!"
-*After getting a good Venture Card: "Did my ploperties just get a bit bigger? Yay! Gooray!"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "Agh! I know what people say about shops like this! Daylight blobbery!"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "You're mean! Goomans are really, really mean!"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "Urgh! Shops like this are horrid! They send shivers down my - Well, they make me shiver!"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "Boo goo! My purse isn't nice and plump anymore. Not squishy at all..."
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "You're mean (Player's name)! Just because I'm a super-squishy slime, it doesn't mean I'm 'flexible' with prices!"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "I'm as lucky as a seed of luck!"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "Now I've stopped on a lucky square, does that make me a kind of fortune cookie?"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Aaaaaahhh... Goo-night..."
-*After warping: "Ooh, that felt fantabgoolous, being able to stretch so far!"
-*After warping: "Urgh! That was a bit of a stretch! I thought I was going to split in goo!"
-*After getting Lakitu: "Lakitu! I'm not tired at all. So don't goo giving me a rest!"
-*After getting Dancing Jewels: "Gumdrops! I love goo-dybags. Give me some treasure! Please, please, please!"
-*After player warps: "That was a slurprise! You used a warp card, did you?"
-*After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Have a good snooze, (Player's name). You need a rest."
-*After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "I know what that is! You can uooze that card in place of a suit!"
-*To Player: "That's three whole ploperties you've got in that district, (Player's name)! ...You're going for total globulation, aren't you?"
-*After player achieves total domination: "Look at all those jumbo ploperties! You've got a domination, (Player's name)!"
-*"B-But you didn't goo anything wrong, (Player's name)! That's so unfair!"
-*"I-I just can't get a goo grip on the die! Don't laugh! I'm digitally challenged, you know!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
-*"Congratgoolations, (Player's name)! So, what are you gooing to spend your salary on?"
-*"Wow! You're really plopular, (Player's name)! I wish I had your charm!"
-*After losing money due to an event: "But I'm not a bad slime, I promise! Why did someone take some of my gold coins away?"
-*"Huh! Have I got more gold, now...? That's a bit of a slurprise."
-*"I-I've lost some of my gold! Where's it gone!? ...What did you goo, (Player's name)!?"
-*"Goo for you, (Player's name)! Nice gooing!"
-*To himself: "So you just roll the die and plop along the board? Alright, I can goo that!"
-*To Player: Congratgoolations,(Player's name)! So, what are you going to spend your salary on?"
-*To Player: "Look out! I'm hot on your heelslime!"
-*To Player: "Why are you squeezing more gold out of us, even though you're in the plop position? You're a bully!"
-*To Player: "I'm so happy to be playing with you, player, I've turned to jelly!"
-*To Player: "Wow! A promotion! ...Did you get a big fat juoozy salary!?
-*To Player: "You're not one of those horrid goomans, are you, (Player's name)? You wouldn't brooze my ooze, would you?"
-*To Player: "Amazing! You plopped right on to the bank, (Player's name)!
-*To Player: "You don't need to worry, (Player's name). I'd never uslurp your power!"
-*After player lands on a Boon square: "You're so lucky! You're a big, sloppy dollop of luck, (Player's name)!"
-*After player lands on a Boon square: "Yay! Lucky goo, (Player's name)! Now you can share in everyone else's joy!"
-*After player warps: "Wh-Where did you goo, (Player's name)!? Whe- Oh! There you are!"
-*After getting bought out: "Hey! I'm not a bad slime! I'm not! I promise!"
-*When someone is about to win: "But I don't want to goo home! I want to stay and play more!"
-*After player approaches victory: "Wow! How does it feel, (Player's name)? To be on the final stretch, just a plop away from winning?"
-*Going bankrupt: "I don't want to goo! I want to stay and play more!"
-*Slime to player: "That's gloopendous, (Player's name)!... What are you going to uooze the gold on!?
-**Stella's response: "You can't ask stuff like that!...But are you thinking of dashing over to one of my shops for a splurge, eh?
-*To Princessa: "Gooness gracious! Look, Princess Princessa! (Player's name)'s oozing with gold all of a sudden!"
-**Princessa's response: "What an extraordinary achievement! I must take notes!"
-*To Player: "Oh... You're gooing to win, are you, (Player's name)? So, we won't be able to play anymore?"
-**Princessa's response: "The game hasn't reached its conclusion yet. I still have Snooze at my disposal!"
-*To Player: "You're so plopulent, (Player's name)! How do you goo it!?"
-**Stella's response: "That was a bit of insider shading, was it? Certainly seems shady to me..."
-*To Player: "Gooray! Congratgoolations on your promotion, (Player's name)! ...How juoozy was your salary!?
-**Bianca's response: "You slimy little critter! Didn't your mum ever tell you it's rude to ask stuff like that?"
-===Stella===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"Fatguts! Oi, fatguts, you here? I need your help. Come on, stop pretending you've gone out, you daft old grump!" (The Observatory)
-*"What the flap's going on here, then? Am I the only one who's noticed this island's crawling with dragons!? ...Eh? Oh, we don't have to fight them? Thank flap for that!" (Yoshi's Island)
-*"Well flap me! A whole slimy island! Don't tell me they all squelch together into one massive, wobbling dollop of yuck..." (Slimenia)
-*"Uurgh, talk about spooky! I'm not flapping around here any longer than I have to. Let's get this over with and buzz off like bats out of a belfry!" (Bowser's Castle)
-*"Hmph, that is one weird-looking castle! I wouldn't want to be stuck in there if a hoard of marauding monsters was coming my way!" (Peach's Castle)
-*"If you're looking for a pilot, look no further! I've flown some pretty impressive locomotives in my time! Born to fly, I was! ...What?" (Starship Mario)
-*"Ooh, I want to have a go in one of those! I don't care what you say, I'm getting behind the wheel!" (Mario Circuit)
-====General Quotes====
-*To Player: "Prepare to be frazzled! Prepare to be ablazed! You're face to face with Stella, Queen of the Starflight!"
-*"Alright, everyone, look this way! I'm about to throw the die, so you might want to watch and earn!"
-*"Huuurrrgh...ching! There!"
-*"Right, let's make some flapping cash!"
-*"Thank flipperty-flap for that. I thought I was going to die waiting for the die!"
-*"Hee hee hee! I've got the feeling I'm gonna roll a real porker of a number here!"
-*"Come on! Hurry up! Hand over the die!"
-*"OK, it's my go. Hold on to your cats, folks! You'll never see them again if you let them go here!"
-*"I'll show you all how this game's played. Step aside for the star of the show!"
-*"Urgh. I've got a nasty feeling that something's about to go horribly wrong."
-*"Phew, I don't like this. This could go pear-shaped for me in the blink of a fly. And flies blink really fast. I've got to push on."
-*"You're all hot on my heels, aren't you? Well get off! These shoes cost a flapping fortune!"
-*"When I win, you'll all have to start calling me Stella, Queen of the Streets! ...You know, as in, Fortune Street.
-*"Hee hee! It's the moment you've all been waiting for! Stella makes her movement!"
-*"Now where should I go next? Hm, I haven't been shopping for a while, I wouldn't mind hitting the stores!"
-*"Come on. Just take me to one of my shops that's nearby. Any one will do. Help me out, dicey!"
-*"This is so annoying! I want to beef up all my shops, but I just can't seem to stop on the right squares."
-*"I don't like the look of that switch. Goodness knows what'd happen if you flipped it. Probably caused a right flap."
-*"Whoa! I'm all at sixes and elevens! I can't stand up!"
-*"So I need three more suits like this. Right! Change of plan, then! I'm putting all my eggs in the venture card casket! Even if it kills me!"
-*"That's my three-piece suit! Fitted and everything. Very nice! Just one more to go now!"
-*"Hee hee! First place, in sight. Then it's a straightforward cruise to the finish, and the job's your uncle!"
-*"Ooh, that shop's delicious! I want to eat it all up and make it mine!"
-*"Come and see the all new Stella Store! We're sure to be opening up a branch in your district soon!"
-*"This district's starting to show a bit of class now. It's got star quality!"
-*"Alright, let's get this crow on the toad! That's my shop, and none of you lot are getting your chubby little claws on it!"
-*"Oh, flap! The winner's the last person I want to be handing over gold to!"
-*"Hee hee! I got all the suits now. ...Not that I needed anymore. My wardrobe's full as it is. ...The bank's a bit of a way off, mind you."
-*"I'm this far away from a promotion, I am. I'll turn over a whole new thief and steal the show!"
-*"Let's see if I can get to that classy-looking place over there this time..."
-*"Can't somebody invent a gizmo that warps you around all the suit squares? That'd be dead handy."
-*"Hee hee. Now I've got a pair of shops in this district. Yup, it's all going according to Anne. ...She's always has good ideas, that Anne."
-*"That's property number one. I'm gonna be all over this district like a cheap flute!"
-*"That's property number two got. If I carry on like this, I'll be a total abomination in no time!"
-*"That's it, shops! Eat your greens and get big and strong!"
-*"Ooh great, a bit of pocket money!"
-*"Ah, look at that. You've all chipped in. Thanks!"
-*"Look at that! I'm a whining example of a stock-dealing genius!"
-*"Not yet, not yet... I've got to wait until I've got some stock before I get building up my shops..."
-*"Oh, flap! I can't believe I'm too strapped for cash to buy this place!"
-*"Well, if you can't beat them, coin them, that's what I say!"
-*"I'm this far away from a promotion, I am. I'll turn over a whole new thief and steal the show!"
-*"Honestly! Service these days is practically non-existent! Why can't those clerks in the bank get off their behinds and come to me, eh?
-*"Right, back to the bank then, and don't share the horses, Stella! Sharing takes too long."
-*"Oh, what? Nearly all the shops are taken. Can't someone put a few more around the place. Go on! Be a good snort!"
-*"Listen to those last few shops. Can't you hear them? They're crying out for me to come and work my magic on them."
-*"Hee hee! Now all the shops have been bought up, my true skill will come into play...I hope."
-*"So that's the end of the shops, right? Well, it's no more mister nice-buy, then. Time for a forced buyout frenzy!"
-*"Phew. Half way at last! Talk about a long hall. It's more like a corridor!"
-*"Ooh, you get a slap-bang prize for that, don't you? That's all, though, I'm afraid. Bad luck."
-*"Nope, it's not the right time to be chucking gold into this place. Call it female tuition, if you like. ...But lessons don't come cheap!"
-*"Hee hee! Shopping for free! I hope the next shop I stop at follows in this nun's footsteps! It's so virtuous!"
-*"Ha! Hardly felt it! Not a scratch or a dent! Not a... flap!"
-*"Oh... Well, I'm sure that's money well spent. No point flying over spilt milk. You might as well drink it."
-*"Well, er... You know, I thought I'd come to brave your bacon. Don't like to turn down food, even from a loser."
-*"Alright, we'll call it a loan. You'll be paying it back in spades! But they'll have to be good quality ones. I do a lot of gardening, me!"
-*After landing on an expensive shop: "What!? That's a crazy price! You're off your knocker! What have I ever done to you, eh?"
-*After buying out a shop: "Don't mind me! I just really, really wanted that shop."
-*After getting bought out: "Th-That's my shop! Stop it! Go and sit over there and think about what you've done, (Player's name)!"
-*After getting a bad Venture Card: "No way! That's not fair! The card must be upside down or something!"
-*After getting a good Venture Card: "Ooh, that was a pretty good card, wasn't it? ...It was, wasn't it? I'm not parking up the wrong tree?"
-*After player gets a good Venture Card: "Here, give me that card now, would you? I want to use it. ...No? It doesn't work like that? Hmph! Flap!"
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "What, a day off, is it? Alright then, I'll get in a bit of beauty sleep."
-*After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Oh, what!? And I didn't even need any beauty sleep! Can't you see I'm beautiful enough as it is?"
-*"Aaah, that's better, A good bit of time off, and I'm glaring to go! ...No, I'm not angry. Why?"
-*"Oh, what!? I could've made a shilling if I hadn't been taking a day off then. Someone had a lucky escape, eh?"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "Hee hee! I'm in the money. Come on, my bunny. I've got a lot of what it takes to pet along!"
-*After landing on a Boon square: "What a boon! Alright then, everyone, roll away! ...With the die, I mean."
-*After player lands on a Boon square: "You're watching me now, aren't you? To see where I land? They say curiosity filled the cat. You must be stuffed in the funnels!"
-*After player lands on a Boon square: "Oh, it's so easy for you, isn't it, (Player's name)? Things just fall into your gap, eh? ...Whenever I have a gap, things flapping fall through!"
-*After warping: "Don't worry, everyone. I'm over here!"
-*After the player warps: "Ooh, you warped! Takes a bit of getting used to, that. But then it's as easy as falling off a frog!"
-*After landing on bank: "Just call me Spot-on Stella! ...No! Not Spotty Stella!"
-*After getting Heal Slime: "Giving out suits? What, you think you're some kind of tailor, do you? I'm the fashion expert around here! ...But give me one!"
-*After getting Lakitu: "I love that fluffy bundle of cotton wool! Can I have a go? Can I?
-*After building something: "It's party time at Stella's! You're all invited. And don't forget to bring prezzies!"
-*After building a Tax Office: "I'm a bit hazy on the details, but the way I see it, a tax office is all good."
-*Negotiation: "Sorry, not interested. It just doesn't sit right with me."
-*Auction: "Anyone want to spend a flapping huge amount of gold on this shop of mine? It's a nice one!"
-*To Player: "Hmph! I don't care! I wasn't thinking of buying that shop anyway! I couldn't give a stinker's purse!"
-*To Player: "So, do you reckon you're own form then, (Player's name)...Not that I care or anything."
-*To Player: "Come on, die! ...No, not you! I mean, please die! ...No, I mean-Oh, flap! I'm not wishing you dead! Just give me a good number, please...die!"
-*To Player: "Don't go getting ahead of yourself, (Player's name)! I'm not giving up first place to anyone. Not in a month of sunny days!"
-*To Player: "Bit tired up there in first place, are you? I don't mind taking over for a while, darling!"
-*To Player: "Well done, (Player's name)! N-Not that I care. Couldn't give a flunky's."
-*To Player: "That's it, (Player's name)! You stick with me, and you'll be fine. I've got my head glued on."
-*To Player: "Thanks, (Player's name)! It's always good to have some pocket money. Makes me jangle like a proper faer- ...Er...nothing!"
-*To Player: "That's the way, (Player's name). Pull your stocks up! And mine!"
-*"Wh-What are you doing, (Player's name)? Have you crossed your marbles? ...You shouldn't mess with the occult."
-*"You lucky toad, (Player's name)! Well, I'll give you a bun for your money! ...No one can resist a nice bun."
-*"To player while in first place: "Don't go getting ahead of yourself, (Player's name)! I'm not giving up first place to anyone. Not in a month of sunny days!"
-*Dah, da-da-da dah, da, dah, DAH! The all-new, all-singing, all-prancing (Player's name)!"
-**Carver's response: "He's/She's lookin' tougher than ever now. But old Carver's even tougher that 'ever', don't you worry!"
-*To Player: "N-Not bad, (Player's name). Not a punch on me, but still, not bad..."
-**Carver's response: "Heh heh! Yeah, talk it up, babe, but we all know you're hurting inside. Nice one, (Player's name)!"
-*To Player: "Very impressive, (Player's name). I'm sure Patty'll flip up a cake to celebrate, right Patty? ...I love her upside-down cakes."
-**Patty's response: "Sure thing! Cakes cost 2000G, okay? ...Only kidding, honey!"
-*Approaching victory: "Hee hee! Everyone ready to start calling me Stella, Queen of the Streets?"
-*After player approaches victory: "You wouldn't leave me, would you, (Player's name)? Don't turn your flak on me! ...It'd hurt if you shot me out of the sky!"
-*Going bankrupt: "What? Me? Bankrupt!? ...You serious? ...Lone broke? There's nothing more lonely than having no money. Haah, I need a holiday..."
-*Going bankrupt: "What's your problem, eh? Why are you all staring at me?"
-===Yangus===
-====Area Specific Quotes====
-*"Cor, wot a pukka-lookin' gaff, eh? Whoever owns that is a right lucky toad! Wonder if 'e'd miss a trinket 'ere 'n' there... (Castle Trodain)
-*"So this is gonna be where it goes down, eh? Heh heh! Ain't no one more at 'ome in a dungeion than me. They're me 'piece de resistance', as they say." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
-*"Stone the crows! A flyin' castle! A flyin' train! Me nose fer treasure's twitchin' like a good'un 'ere!" (The Observatory)
-*"'Ow come 'e gets to 'ave 'is 'ead made into a circus ride, eh? Wot's wrong wiv this mug, eh?" (Starship Mario)
-*"You wot!? This great big whopper moves!? Yer 'avin a giraffe!" (The Colossus)
-*"Blimey, look at all these slimes! Think we stand a chance o' befriendin' 'em all?"
-====General Quotes====
-*To Player: "You're (Player's name), right? Wotcha. I'm Yangus. You've prob'ly 'eard of me. The great thief of Pickham!"
-*"Yeah! Come on! 'Ave it large!"
-*"Uaaargh! I'm buildin' up me tension! It's all about tension, no matter wot yer up to."
-*"You gotta get in 'n' get the job done, got it? That's 'ow ya tell the men from the boys."
-*"Awright, die! Do your stuff!"
-*"Awright, now I should, er... Ah, forget it! I'm just gonna roll!"
-*"It's only fair that I warn ya: People wot've underestimeaten me in the past 'ave all paid for it."
-*"Heh heh! 'Ere goes! I'm crankin' it up a notch now!"
-*"I 'ate all that thinkin' lark. You've just gotta roll the die and roll wiv it!"
-*"Eh? You wot? It's my turn? ...I-I weren't thinkin' about Red or nuffin'! 'Course not!"
-*"I just wanna get somefin' straight: I'm a mortal, right. I ain't no mischievous mole or nuffin'. Some people get us mixed up."
-*"'Ere we go! Get ready fer a Yangus special!"
-*"Err... 'ang on... Me 'ead's a bit muddled... Wot am I s'posed to be doin'?"
-*"Urgh, I feel terrible. Must been all this 'igh-powered thinkin' I've been doin', I s'pose..."
-*"So you 'ave to pay five times the goin' rate to take over a shop? That's a bit steep, ain't it?"
-*"You've just gotta get the other three suits, right? Easy-peasy!"
-*"Two down, two to go! That's 'alf, right? Can I get 'alf me salary then?"
-*"Only one more suit to go! Where is it, then?"
-*"Get me salary ready! I'll be goin' up in the world soon!"
-*"Wiv a bit o' the old sticky finger business, I wouldn't 'ave to slog me guts out to get me salary all the time. I could just - ...Er, never mind!"
-*"There ain't 'ardly no shops left! I better get a wriggle on an' buy up wot's still up fer grabs!"
-*"Ain't many more shops left! Save yerselves fer me, fellas! I'm on me way!"
-*"Bovver! I wanted to get me 'ands on more shops than that, but I 'ad a bit o' trouble back there. Got 'eld up."
-*"Eh, there's no more shops to 'ave? But I've only got an 'andful!"
-*"'Ere, this place is a bit of an 'ovel, innit?"
-*"Wot, is that all you charge 'ere? Heh heh! Nice!"
-*"Wot's up wiv these prices eh!? G-Give me me dosh back!"
-*"Strike a light! I've only gone an' given the winnin' player a leg-up!"
-*""Diamond! The bigger the better, I say! An' I ain't gonna stop there!"
-*"An invite? Wot, fer me? ...Guess me reputation exceeds me! I am the great thief Yangus, after all!"
-*About Jessica: "Blimey! That girl's a bit bubbly, eh?"
-**Jessica's response: "What are you trying to say, boy? Stop talking nonsense!"
-*To Player: "Flamin' Nora! We all 'ave to pay? Wot, even me? ...You greedy crook, (Player's name)!"
-*To Player: "Don't get cocky just 'cos ya got yerself a pay packet, (Player's name). You'll be payin' it all to me before long!"
-*To Player: "Don't let all that dough go to yer 'ead, eh, (Player's name). You won't 'ave it fer long. It's mine!"
-**Jessica's response: "That's hardly the sentiment I'd expect from a child! Can't you just politely ask him/her to spend his/her money in your shop?"
-*"Heh heh! This is a bit of a poor shop, (Player's name)! Step it up a notch, eh?"
-*"Put up all the security ya like. Ya can't stop Yangus in-full-trainin' yer promises!
-*"Sorry, (Player's name), but those kind o' takings ain't gonna get you a place in Yangus's Self Press-Evasion Society."
-*"Yer losin', eh? Yeah, awright I'll cough up. It ain't easy bein' last."
-*After buying out: "Heh heh! Ya see? When Yangus wants somefin', 'e gets it. That's wot bein' a thief's all about!"
-*After getting bought out: "Wot the - You cheeky - I'll get you back fer that, (Player's name)! You mark my words!"
-*After warping: "Wot the- Wot's goin' on!? Where am I?"
-*After warping: "Huh? Eh? Cor! Wouldya look at that!? It only worked! I warped!"
-*After landing on bank: "There ain't no better place fer treasure than a bank, eh? ...I mean fer stashin' it, 'course. Not 'alf-inchin' it! Not me!"
-*After player lands on bank: "'Ere, wot's it like in there? 'Ow's it laid out? ...Ya know, just curious 'n' that..."
-*After player lands on a Boon square: "Oi, it's only the boss who's s'posed to get rich off other people's 'ard work. You're just a second fiddler!"
-*After player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "Heh heh! This is it! Now's me chance!"
-*After player builds a tax office: "Phew! A tax office owned by (Player's name), eh? That's one to give a wise birth to, then!"
-*(If the player's character is male): "Heh heh! I'll 'ave me mitts on (Player's name)'s salary when 'e stumbles into one of my gaffs!"
-**Angelo's response: "You're hardly likely to want anything from a shop run by a child, are you, (Player's name)? No, my establishments are far more your style."
-*After player approaches victory: "Nah, nah! You can't win, (Player's name)! That ain't 'ow this is s'posed to play out!"
-*Going bankrupt: "Uh uh... Nah! I-I ain't...c-cryin'! Boohooooo!"
-*Going bankrupt: "I-I let you off easy today! A-As a special treat. That's all."
-==Character specific interactions==
 ===Angelo===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"I've been pursuing the luscious Princess Peach for the entire game, but she hasn't so much as glanced over her shoulder at me. Lady Luck, you are a harsh mistress sometimes!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"But if the intoxicating Princess Daisy wins the game now, when will our paths ever cross again?"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Argh! I can't let Birdo beat me! My male pride is at stake!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Princess Princessa! Wait! ...Hmph, her loss..."''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Hey! Don't steal this game from me, you little thief! ...Grrr, I don't know why, but being beaten by that thug really gets my goat!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"I'd gladly carry on following behind Bianca if only I could!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"She's fiery, that Princess Alena. I'd wager nothing ever stops her getting her own way."''
 *'''To Jessica:''' ''"That's my Jessica! You always did like trying to impress me, didn't you?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"You're leaving me, Stella? You need some space? ...A woman after my own heart no less!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Nobody could say you don't understand business, Patty. Maybe you could take me under your wing and...show me the ropes?"''
 ====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"When you and I were born, Princess Peach, the Goddess decided it was our destiny to come together like this. This exchange is fate!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Two people, both passionate about exchanging property. Any shared passion with you would be more than welcome."''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"I just want to make this perfectly clear: I'm not doing this to score points with you. Let's keep things purely professional, shall we?"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"This would really be good for you, Princess! What do you say? Shall we do the trading tango!?"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Considering your juvenile nature, you've got some rather mature property there. You'd do well to exchange, boy."''
 *'''To Bianca:''' ''"I've got something you want, you've got something I want. Let's do this, Bianca. You know it makes sense."''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"I've never really considered that swapping anything with you would be an option, Princess Alena. I suppose it still isn't on the cards?"''
 *'''To Jessica:''' ''"Let me paint you a picture, Jessica... You and me. Together. Playing swap shop... Hm?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"I'd really like to get to know you better, Stella. How about making a swap with me?"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"What do you say, Patty? Swap shops with a handsome cavalier?"''
-====Landing on a low priced shop====
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"It's my pleasure to hand over cash to someone as delectable as you, Princess Peach."''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Princess Daisy, an encounter with you is like no other. You never fail to bring a smile to my lips."''
 *'''To Birdo:''' ''"Ah, er... Birdo... This is one of your shops, is it? Well, I've paid my dues. Now I really must be on my way!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Princess Princessa! A visit to your stores always makes me happy!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Here's some pocket money for you, boy. Why don't you buy yourself a toy or something?"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Oh yes. This place is Bianca at her very best. Always thinking how to make others happy. Just my kind of girl!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"I never expected you to be giving anything away so readily, Princess Alena. I think I'm starting to like you..."''
 *'''To Jessica:''' ''"Come now, Jessica. You don't have to cheapen your wares just to impress me, you know."''
-*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Here's some pocket money for you, boy. Why don't you buy yourself a toy or something?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"So, this is what it looks like behind Stella's doors, eh? The mystery unfurled."''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"So this is your shop, Patty? I didn't think you were so cheap. But maybe you're on to something with these low prices..."''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"If it means a moment in your sweet presence, Princess Peach, I'll...gladly pay...so very...very...much!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"I'd expect nothing less from someone as high-class as you, Princess Daisy. I could forgive you any price."''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Wh-What is this place!? Some kind of malignant magnetism must have sucked me in here... And don't start saying it was the animal kind!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Very deceptive, Princess Princessa! You act all sweet and innocent, but you're a wildcat! This shop is a veritable mantrap!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"These prices are criminal! What are you, some kind of bandit, boy?"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"The prices here pack a punch, but you always manage to soften the blow, Bianca."''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"This couldn't be anyone's shop but yours, Princess Alena. Only tomboys have such a keen eye for quality."''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"This shop shouts your name, Jessica. Get too close, and you'll get hurt!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"The prices certainly match the quality of the enchanting staff. I'm impressed, Stella."''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"This is an impressive setup, Patty. You really are in a class of your own. In every way."''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Well, [[Princess Peach]] of the [[Mushroom Kingdom]]... Stopping at this shop has only piqued my interest in you more..."''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"I...I hope you're suitably impressed, [[Princess Daisy]]. All this I've bought, just for you..."''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Look! I've given you a lot there. Now just leave me alone!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"When I think of the waste laid upon your nation, such a sum of money as this seems of precious little value..."''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Argh! You've got all the makings of a fine robber, boy!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"...That's fine. It's a small price to pay to please you, [[Bianca]]."''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Ooh. Now I know how those monsters feel when you deliver one of your critical hits, Princess."''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Nope. I'm still head over heels for you, [[Jessica]]. Even after that."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"A sudden slap in the face like this is just what I'd expect from a fiery girl like you, [[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]]. Ha ha ha!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"If this is the price to see those dimples when you smile, [[Patty (Dragon Quest)|Patty]], then I'll gladly pay. Gladly."''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"You're one of those people who can really destroy the mood at the drop of a hat, aren't you, (player's name)?"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"You tempted me in here because you just had to see me, didn't you, (player's name)? ...I need to believe that, otherwise it hurts too much."''
+===Bianca===
 ====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*'''To Player:''' ''"There you go. A little leg-up from me. Now spend it wisely and see if you can't make something of yourself. See you on Winners' Avenue!"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"Um, (player's name), I... Nah, forget it."''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"I feel like you've gone all distant-like, (player's name)."''
 ===Birdo===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario, you're absolutely amazing! I knew there was a reason I've always had my eye on you..."''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi, you are utterly brilliant! Someone find me my smelling salts! I'm about to faint away!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Are you going to leave me behind, Princess Peach? All by my lonesome? Royalty can be so cruel!"''
 *'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Are you really going to leave me behind, Dragonlord? All by my little lonesome?"
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Are you really going to leave me behind, slimey-wimey? All by my little lonesome?"
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario, you're too sweet! Did you lower your prices just for me, or was your shop always this cheap?"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Oh, Luigi! This shop of yours is precious, but it's never going to earn you any real money!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Angelo, I'm disappointed in you. This shop of yours is so... Well, I hate to say it, but it's cheap!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario, it's adorable how you're always trying to defeat me. Just like old times!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Getting serious, are we, Luigi? Well, I guess it's time for me to start playing rough! Tee hee!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oh, Angelo! All this animosity can only mean one thing - you must be in love with me!"''
-====Landing on a low priced shop====
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Angelo, I'm disappointed in you. This shop of yours is so... Well, I hate to say it, but it's cheap!"
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Ouch! Is this any way to show your love, [[Mario]]?"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Oh, [[Luigi]]! I love to see you get passionate about money! It's enough to make a girl tremble inside!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"[[Angelo]], you are so mean! You're just picking on me because you like me, right?"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"How could you pick on a damsel in distress, (player's name)? Now you've gone and hurt my feelings!"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"This shop is a little bit too pricey, (player's name)! Greed is not an attractive quality."''
 ===Bowser===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, Mario!"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Grr! There's no way I'm gonna let you beat me at THIS game, [[Mario]]!"''
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by Luigi now!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Urgh! Mario's bad enough, but don't tell me I'm gonna get beaten by [[Luigi]] now!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Peach, don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"[[Princess Peach|Peach]], don't you even think about it! Lord Bowser's gonna come out on top today!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi, you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"[[Yoshi]], you may be hungry for victory, but staring at your slobbering face is making me lose my appetite!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"Toad's about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"[[Toad]]'s about to win!? THAT guy!? But he's such a little wimp!"''
 *'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Wait a sec! There's no way someone as awesome as me can lose to a banana-crazed Kong like you!"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"Think you're pretty special, huh, Wario? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Think you're pretty special, huh, [[Wario]]? Well, I'm still the baddest guy on the block!"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Waluigi, you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"[[Waluigi]], you skinny twerp! I didn't think you had it in you!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You think you're gonna win, Daisy? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You think you're gonna win, [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]]? I'd expect that kind of attitude from Princess Peach, but not from you!"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Hey, what's the big idea, Birdo! You're gettin' on my last nerve!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Hey, what's the big idea, [[Birdo]]!? You're gettin' on my last nerve!"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let Diddy Kong get in the lead?"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"No fair! The game wasn't supposed to end like this! Who let [[Diddy Kong]] get in the lead?"''
 *'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Way to show these folks who's boss, Son!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"AUGGGHH! How'd that slimy little goofball do so well for himself?"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Wrong, wrong, WRONG!! The game wasn't supposed to end like this!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"ARGH! Are you TRYING to make me mad!? I was gonna win this one!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Wait! Hold the phones! How's THAT guy so close to winning!?"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Huh!? I always thought you had more silver than gold, [[Angelo]]! BWAHAHAHA!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"GRR! Why's that goofy-looking thing about to win? It ain't right, I tell you!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Whoa, you gotta be joking! Is that little lady really gonna beat the great Bowser!?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Hey, who's pulling the strings around here? How's [[Alena]] so close to winning!?"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Whoa! Slow down there, muscle man, or I'm gonna send my minions after you!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"GRRR! I won't go down without a fight, [[Jessica]]!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Don't think I'm gonna give up without a fight, you big lizard!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"STELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAA! Grr. This just ain't right."''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"There's something wrong with this picture. How can SHE be so close to winning!?"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Hold up, (player's name)! No one's supposed to beat me but Mario! I mean - no one's supposed to beat me at all! GRRR!"''
 ====Swapping shops====
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 *'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Trading time, Diddy Kong! How 'bout I give you a couple of peanuts to sweeten the deal?"''
 *'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Trade shops with me, Son, and we'll take over the world!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Hey, I'm the one doing YOU a favor! You'd be crazy to pass up this trade!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"GRR! You gonna trade shops with me, or am I just wastin' my time!?"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"C'mon - let's trade shops and nail these other guys to the wall!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"You gonna trade shops with me, or do I have to start twisting some arms around here?"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"This is the best offer you're gonna get, so you better trade shops with me!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Wanna trade shops? C'mon - this is the deal of a lifetime!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Hey, I'm not gonna ask twice - trade shops with me or else!! Gwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"This is me asking NICELY - trade shops with me or pay the price! Bwah hah hah!!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Hey, spikes-for-brains! Trade shops with me or face the consequences!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I'm the one doing YOU a favor! You'd be crazy to pass up this trade!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Wipe that look off your face, Lizardboss! I don't wanna trade shops, either. But it's in our best interest!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella, you seem like a nice gal! How 'bout you trade shops with me?"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Bowser knows best, and what's best for ME is trading shops with YOU!"''
-====Landing on a low priced shop====
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
 *'''To Mario:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! My rival Mario, trying to make money on such a cheap little shop!"''
 *'''To Luigi:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! Luigi, this is the crummiest shop I've ever seen in my life! What a joke!!"''
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 *'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! Your shop's as puny as you are, Diddy Kong!"''
 *'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"C'mon, Son! You need to put a little TLC into this shop. It just makes a good business sense!"''
-*'''To Player:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! This shop's pathetic (player's name)! You ever gonna raise the prices around here?"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Ha! This shop is so tiny, I almost didn't see it till I was standing on top of it!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Here - take my money. Looks like you need it more than I do!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Who put this cheap little shop here!? Get rid of it so someone can build a nice EXPENSIVE shop!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"I thought this was gonna be a challenge! You're makin' it way too easy for me! Bwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oh, did I step on your precious little shop? Here's a few bucks - go buy yourself something nice!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! What kinda shop is this? It's barely worth what you paid for it!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Is this place even open? I feel like I'm gettin' to shop here for free! HA!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"No risk, no reward! One of these days, you're gonna learn how to make REAL money!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oh, did I almost squish your eensy shop!? Sorry 'bout that! Bwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"BORING! Someone needs to raise the stakes around here!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Bwah hah hah! I'm not scared of you OR your stupid shop, ya big, overgrown lizard!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"What a cute little shop, Stella! It's just like you! Gwah hah!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"What a cheap place! It's barely worth the trouble to shop here, Patty!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Gwah hah hah! This shop's pathetic (player's name)! You ever gonna raise the prices around here?"''
 ====Landing on an average shop====
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 *'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Knock off that hootin' and hollerin'! I'm never coming back to this shop again!"''
 *'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"You're doing pretty well for yourself! Like father, like son, huh?"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Why, you slimy little- I'm gonna stomp your shop to bits!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Grr! Is this some kinda joke!? Why is every princess out to get me!?"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"What a rip-off! This junk shop isn't worth half that price!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"ARGH! Whatcha trying to do, ya big lug!? Bankrupt me!?"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"WHAT!? Next time, I'm gonna squish this shop like a little bug! Bwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Grr! You're lucky I'm in a good mood today, or I'd stomp this shop into oblivion!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"GRAH! What's the big idea, puttin' a pricey shop right here where I'm standing!?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Whoa, what's with the big bucks!? This some sorta scam!? GRR!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"ARGH! I'm gonna squish this shop like a bug! Squish, you little bug!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"ARGH! These prices are way too high! No fair!!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Ugh! This shops stinks likes a stinking lizard! I'm never coming here again!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hrm... Kind of a fancy shop for such a pip-squeak, Stella!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"You're picking my pockets here, lady! ARRRGH!!"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"HEY! You trying to get on my bad side or something, (player's name)!?"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"HUH!? What did I do to deserve this kinda treatment, (player's name)!?"''
 ====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"[[Mario]]! I knew I had a good reason for hating your guts!"''
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"GRRR! Luigi! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"GRRR! [[Luigi|LUIGI]]! One of these days, I'm gonna pluck that 'stache right off your lip!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Huh? Princess Peach was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Huh? [[Princess Peach]] was supposed to be here! This was just a big waste of money!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, Yoshi!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Uwagh! What's up with this shop!? I'm gonna get you for this, [[Yoshi]]!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"You trying to make me lose face, Toad!? I'm gonna make you lose your face! Gwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"You trying to make me lose face, [[Toad]]!? I'm gonna make you lose YOUR face! Gwah hah hah!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"NOOO! Donkey Kong, you big hair lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"NOOO! [[Donkey Kong]], you big hairy lunk! I hope you slip on your own banana peel!"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"Wario! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"[[Wario]]! Get off my back, wouldja!? Take your money and leave me alone!"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Don't let it go to your head, Waluigi! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Don't let it go to your head, [[Waluigi]]! I bet this shop of yours is gonna fall to pieces one day!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, Daisy!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"WHAT!? Where'd my money go!? You'd better explain yourself, [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]]!"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"What do you think you're doing, Birdo!? Who gave you the right to charge so much! GRR!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"What do you think you're doing, [[Birdo]]!? Who gave you the right to charge so much!? GRR!"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Diddy Kong! You little goofball! This place is a trap!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"[[Diddy Kong]]! You little goofball! This place is a trap!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Urgh! I hate to give my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Urgh! I hate to give up my money, Son, but it's worth the sacrifice to see you succeed!"''
-*'''To Player:''' ''"HEY, are you trying to get on my bad side or something (player's name)?"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Gwah hah! You think this bothers me? Think again, ya squishy little thing!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"If I wasn't stuck here, lady, I'd—well, I don't know what I'd do, but it'd be bad!!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"GRR! You've got just what it takes to ruffle my feathers, buddy boy!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Better watch your back, [[Yangus]]! You don't wanna get on my bad side! Gwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"GRR! I'm gonna pretend that didn't just happen!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Think you're a match for me!? Well, do ya, punk!?"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"AUGHH! I'm gonna make you wish you'd never opened up this shop!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"What!? Hey, no one treats the king of the Koopas like this! NO ONE!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"GRRRRR! Better watch out, [[Carver]]. You don't want to see me when I'm REALLY mad!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"When did this stupid shop get so expensive!? I'm gonna pound a hole right through it!!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Don't you get smart with me! I've been an evil overlord a lot longer than you, Dragon-breath!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Urgh... I thought a gal like you would be nicer than this!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"I'm taking pity on your ridiculous little shop just by stopping here! Bwah hah hah!"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"You really wanna be my enemy, (player's name)? Just ask [[Mario]] how that's worked out for him!"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"You're worse than [[Princess Peach|Peach]], (player's name)! You trying to get on my bad side!?"''
 ===Bowser Jr.===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
 *'''To Mario:''' ''"GRR! Mario! Why do you always have to be such a thorn in my side?"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"When did you scrape together those assets, Luigi!? You must've cheated or something! No one is THAT good!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Way to go, Dad! I'll try to keep the path clear while you make a dash for the bank! GRR! Stay out of my dad's way!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Diddy Kong is about to win? I'm gonna have to start playing dirty! Now, where did I put my bag of evil tricks...?"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"You're not gonna win that easily, (player's name)! I'll rain all over your little victory parade!"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Dad! I'm your favorite son, right? So swap shops with me! We'll get rich together!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"One of Mario's shops, huh? You sure are puny! Did you eat a Mini Mushroom or something?"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"This place is so cheap, Luigi! Here, take my gold - looks like you need it a lot more than I do!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Ugh! Of all the stupid shops in all the stupid world, I just HAD to land on Mario's!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi! This is YOUR shop? I can't believe you aren't gonna have a 50-percent-off sale in my honor!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Normally I wouldn't spend so much gold. But this is Princess Peach's shop, so I guess can afford it..."''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Wow, Dad! You've got the coolest shop in the world! It's worth any price to bask in the glory of the great Bowser!"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"URGH! When did this shop get so expensive, [[Mario]]? You must be cheating! CHEATER!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"ARGH! You've gotta be kidding! How'd someone as dull as [[Luigi]] build himself such a fancy, expensive shop?"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Grrrraaargh! I don't care if it's your shop, [[Princess Peach]] - those prices are ridiculous!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Urk! That's some shop you've got here, Dad! I'm gonna work extra hard to live up to your awesomeness!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ouch! I underestimated you, [[Diddy Kong]]! You must be raking in the gold with this place!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Ow ow ow! That hurts! What goes around comes around, (player's name), and don't you forget it!"''
+===Carver===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Hey, Mario! I ain't about to let you beat me, pal!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"You're a sneaky devil, aren't ya, Luigi, layin' low till you were ready to make your move!?"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"What!? But there's no way I can lose to somethin' as soft as a peach!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"You better not beat me, Toad, or I'm gonna roast you on a spit when we're done here!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Fair enough, we've both got the brawn, but surely I've got more brains than you. ...Haven't I?"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Couldn't I just pick you up and chuck you off the board or somethin'? It's sooo temptin'..."''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Where d'ya think you're goin', punk!? ...Eh? Who am I callin' ‘punk’? Who d'ya- ...Oh, right! I see what ya mean! Heh heh!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Sorry, Tsarevna, but if ya wanna win this, you're gonna have to answer to me first!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Hey, Dragonlord! You haven't got a hope of takin' over the world with that sort of cash!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Yeah! Nice goin', Patty! Us real pros know how to sock it to 'em, huh?"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Aw, you're not thinkin' of takin' the title just like that, are ya, (player's name)? Let's have some fun first!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Patty, I love it! Cheap feels good!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Whoa! Patty, what happened? Did you mess up your price labels or somethin'?"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"[[Patty (Dragon Quest)|Patty]]! Are these the kinda prices you charge for your party plannin', too? Phew! Count me out!"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"Oof! Th-That kinda h-hurt, (player's name)..."''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"Oof! Th-That didn't h-hurt at all, (player's name)... Hardly f-felt a thing!"''
+====The player leveling up====
+*'''To female player:''' "We've gotta have a party to celebrate your big promotion, lady! I'll put on a big spread over at one of my shops. Get yourself over there, fast!"
+===Diddy Kong===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oookity ookity (I know you reached the goal, Donkey Kong, but you can't just leave me hanging here!)"
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Ook ookity ook! (There's no way I'm letting you win without a fight, Bowser Jr.!)"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Ookie! Ookity! (You're incredible, [[Carver]]! I'm gonna follow your example from now on!)"''
+*'''To others:''' ''"Ookity? Ook! Oook! Oookity! (You reached the goal, (1st place player's name)? Wow! But I won't give up! I'll fight even harder!)"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Ookie... Ook ook ookity! (You're almost there, (player's name)... But I'm not gonna give up!)"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Ookie! Ookie ookity! (Hey, Donkey Kong! Let's play co-op and trade shops!)"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Ook oookity ook! Ook! (I expected you to have a bigger shop, [[Donkey Kong]]! You're barely making a profit here!)"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oookity ookie ook! (Guess I shoulda figured your shop'd be all big and expensive, Donkey Kong!)"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oookity ookie ooook! (I don't need any special treatment, Donkey Kong, but this is ridiculous!)"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Oook! Ookity oookity! (Ugh! This is the last thing I need right now, [[Bowser Jr.]]!)"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oookie! Ook ookity! (Whoa, [[Carver]]! This is the kind of shop I'd expect to see under Donkey Kong's control!)"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"Oookie ook ookity! (This is a pretty powerful shop you've got here, (player's name)!)"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"Oookity ook ook ookie ook! (I hate spending all this gold, (player's name), but at least it's going to a good cause - you!)"''
 ===Donkey Kong===
-====Landing on a low priced shop====
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ook! Ookie ook! (That was pretty sneaky, Diddy Kong! You weren't supposed to get ahead of me like that!)"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oookie ook... OOK! (I underestimated you, Carver... Maybe you really ARE stronger than me!)"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
 *'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ooka ooka! OOKA! (This shop of yours has got a long way to go, Diddy Kong. Better make it stronger!)"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Ooook Ook hoot! (What a puny little shop! Come on, Carver-you can do better than this!)"
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Hoot! Ookie ook! (Guess you know what you're doing, Diddy Kong. Well, don't expect me to hold back anymore!)"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Ooka ooo ook! ('Bout time I found a worthy competitor, Carver!)"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ook! Ook ooka ooo! (Not too shabby, [[Diddy Kong]]! I'm proud of you and scared of you at the same time!)"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oookie! Oookie OOK ooooo! (Nope! There is NO way I'm losing to you, [[Carver]]!)"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Ook ook? (You trying to break me, (player's name)?)"''
-===Diddy Kong===
+===Dragonlord===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ookity? Ook! Oook! Oookity! (You reached the goal, Wario? Wow! But I won't give up! I'll fight even harder!)"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Know thy station, diminutive minion of my dominion! Thou, Slime, art the lowest of the low!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Ookity? Ook! Oook! Oookity! (You reached the goal, Wario? Wow! But I won't give up! I'll fight even harder!)"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! Destroyed, thou shalt be, before thou can see the bank and what lies therein!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Erase that crazed grin from your chin, you dim, tail-obsessed jester! If you think you can outsmart me, you are sorely flawed in the head."''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Th-This can not be! No commoner can domineer o'er I, Lord of Dragons!"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Underling, quiver and wither with pride! For ooze I choose as my bartering partner."''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! That we partner now in trade is as fate hath bade."''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Underling! Bring me the keys, if you please, to your store, and I, furthermore, shall swap you this shop."''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Slime, thy nerve is steely to have the nerve to get on my nerves o'er such a puny sum!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Hmph! A base place for one of Erdrick's kin."''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Know thy place, platypunk! Thou dost not accost me, Lord of Dragons, with a bill!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Wah ha ha hah! A typical, whimsical, hysterical shop of a puny plebian!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Irreverent ignoramus! Shameless, thou art! Ne'er shall I forget this mockery!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"There! There in thy shadow! O! Erdrick's form flickering, licking its lips!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"What!? Thou hast the gall to call me into this hall of overpriced junk!?"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Thou darest to rile me with demands of such a pile? Uaaargh!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Thou wouldst charge me in such large amounts!? Trudge through the depths of this grudge, you will, for year upon year upon year."''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Brazen gloop! I sentence thee to an eternity of rigid standing to attention! Not a wobble shalt thou make!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Waaargh! Dim kin of Erdrick and his sin! Thou trowest me beat by these puny bills!?"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Lippy lackey! Lacking even a whit of wit! How dare thee demand such a sum!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Thou! Thou art wretched! A pest! Thou deceivest the best of all thy miserable comrades."''
+*'''To player:''' ''"I shall ruin thee yet, (player's name)! Thee, thy shops, all of this in rack and ruin!"''
 ===Jessica===
-====Landing on an inexpensive shop====
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"I don't believe it! For some reason, the thought of you winning is extremely hard to swallow, boy."''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"No doubt you think it's your charisma that got you so far? Well, congratulations, Angelo."''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"If you have any sense, boy, you would swap shops with me before someone else beats you to it."''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"I suppose you'll have to do...for swapping shops, that is."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella, do you want to swap shops with me? You know, just to mark the occassion?"''
+*'''To Player:''' ''"Looks like the only shop that can be swapped for mine of yours, (Player's name)! Why don't we give it a try?"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
 *'''To Yangus:''' ''"He he! Well, I'd say that's about right as children's pocket money goes."''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"This is rather a shoddy-looking shop for someone of your class, Angelo. Is everything alright?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hmm, I was expecting something a bit more...crazy from one of your shops, Stella. The prices, I mean. Not you!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Hmph! If you can be so greedy as a child, you're bound to turn into a thief when you grow up!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"No! This is your place, Angelo? Hmph! Well, I don't care one bit."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Wh-What a great shop! I mean really...great. Just... Just maybe, you know... You can't help feeling, can you, that...it's a little bit - just a tiny bit - pricey?"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Now look here, boy! Are you sure you want to make me angry?"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oh! And there I was thinking you were a gentleman, [[Angelo]]."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Keep calm, [[Jessica]], keep calm. You can't get angry at a faerie..."''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"I always try to make allowances for you, (player's name), but this I can't forgive. This is extortionate!"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"I don't like to say it, (player's name), but this price is absolutely ridiculous!"''
+===Kiryl===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"To achieve victory against formidable odds, I believe is evidence from guiding hand of Goddess."''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"You are to win, Tsarevna? Yoy! I must to make celebration preparations!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"I do not acknowledge such frivolous priest as one like you."''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Ts-Tsarevna...I am pondering with possibility for courtshi- Nyet! I mean, for exchange of shops!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I feel something's familiar about you, Luigi. You are having some similarity to another one, perhaps?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"This was shop from Tsarevna!? I pay much more bigger money if I did know this!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"You are kind-hearted lady, Patty. Always you consider the needs of humble travelers."''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"L-Luigi! Surely you do not try to steal the advantage from us?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"This is most impressing shop. This shop is belonging to Tsarevna!? If I did know this, I pay more!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Ahem. May I suggest you put the price a little more cheaper, Patty?"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"[[Luigi]], you have gone to place that I cannot reach. Yoy, yoy, yoy..."''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Even for Tsarevna's sake, such large price gives me great troubles. Yoy-oy-yoy..."''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Patty...I do not object to payment of somewhat higher price, but this height is... Yoy!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Yoy-oy-yoy..."''
 ===Luigi===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Way to go, bro! Scoot on over to the bank as quickly as you can!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Try not to get kidnapped on your way to the bank, Princess Peach!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Bowser!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You're an inspiration to us all, Princess Daisy!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Slow down, Yoshi! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"Slow down, Toad! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Slow down, Donkey Kong! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Wario!"''
 *'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Waluigi!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Slow down, Diddy Kong! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Bowser Jr.!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Slow down, Slime! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Slow down, Princessa! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Slow down, Kiryl! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Slow down, Platypunk! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Slow down, Angelo! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Slow down, Yangus! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Slow down, Alena! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Slow down, Bianca! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Slow down, Carver! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Slow down, Jessica! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Ack! Mario will never forgive me if I lose to Dragonlord!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Slow down, Stella! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Slow down, Patty! Don't you want to keep playing a little while longer?"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"I'm surprised you haven't adorned this shop with rubies and pearls, Princess Peach. Thanks for keeping it cheap!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Nice try, Bowser Jr.! A little hit like that's not enough to shrink me down!"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"So much for brotherly love, huh, [[Mario]]?"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Eep! Thanks a lot, (player's name). Now my wallet's as empty as Bowser's cold, dark heart!"''
+===Mario===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Great job, Bro! Ha ha! You're my hero!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Looks like I need to start picking some flowers for your victory bouquet, Princess Peach!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Hey, Yoshi! You're gonna share all that gold with me if you win, right? C'mon, I thought we were buddies!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Don't think I'm going to let you win that easily, Bowser!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"My good friend! Where's your sportstoadship? How can you make a break for the goal without even helping me?"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"You sure know how to roll that die, Donkey Kong! Almost as well as you roll a barrel!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Are those coins I hear ratting around in your pockets, Wario!? Looks like you might win this one!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"What!? Waluigi's about to win!? I don't think Luigi is going to be too happy about that…"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"This is gonna be a big win for you, Princess Daisy! You must be so proud!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"We're all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Mamma mia! You've got everything you need to win, Diddy Kong! Am I really going to lose?"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Bowser Jr.! You're just like your daddy. Always getting in my way!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Hey, that slime is about to win! How did that happen? I thought I was going to come out on top!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Oh, Princess lady, how did you reach the goal so quickly? You're gonna win if I don't do something to stop you!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Mamma mia! I can't believe that fellow is about to win! What can I do to stop him?"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Oh no! Mario was supposed to win this game! Am I really going to lose?"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oh boy! Looks like Mario isn't going to win this one! How can that be? Mario always wins!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Is it game over for Mario? No, no! I'm not giving up till the end!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Looks like you're about to capture the prize! Mamma mia! I can't lose like this!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"It's me, Mario! And I'm about to lose! Wahhhhaaahhh!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"You reached the goal already? Oh well! I'll get you next time!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I was so full of hope at the beginning of this game, but now it looks like I may not win this one!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Don't get ahead of yourself, Dragonlord! It's not game over yet!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Oh boy! I've still got a fighting chance, right? C'mon, it's me, Mario!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"How did you reach the goal already, Patty? That's a lot of gold coins!"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"You proved yourself to be a real hero today, (player's name)! Bravo!"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"What an inspirational heroine you turned out to be, (player's name)! Brava!"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"PSSST! Hey, Bro! You want to get ahead? I've got a plan! Let's trade shops!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Oh, Princess Peach! Trade shops with me, won't you? It's a good deal for both of us!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi, my friend! Trade shops with me, and we'll both come out ahead!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I don't want to do this…but I think we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops , enemy of mine!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"Let's make a deal, Toad. Swapping shops will give us both a leg up!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Heya! Want to trade shops, Donkey Kong? C'mon, don't make me jump over barrels!!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"You're a greedy one, Wario, but maybe that'll come in handy today. Trade shops with me, and we'll both be winners!!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"I hate to fraternize with my brother's nemesis, but it looks like we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops, Waluigi!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Yoo hoo, Princess Daisy! I've got a nice deal for you! Take a look!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo, have I got a deal for you! We'll both come out ahead if we swap shops!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Don't believe everything  Donkey Kong has told you about me, Diddy Kong. I'm a nice guy! I just want to trade shops!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I don't want to do this…but I think we're going to have to work together."''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Hey, slurpy little slime! What do you say you and I trade shops?"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"I've got a soft spot for princesses. How about I let you swap shops with me, Your Highness?"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Oooh, I've got a great idea! Let's swap shops and we'll both come out on top!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Hmm... How about we swap shops, my friend? That way, everybody wins!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"You know what would make my day? If you would swap shops with me, Angelo! Pretty please?"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Don't get angry, Platypunk! I only want to trade shops with you!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Yoo hoo! Do you want to trade shops with me? C'mon - it'll be fun!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Ooh! Ooh! I've got a great idea! Let's trade shops and beat those other guys at their own game!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"It's me, Mario! And I want to swap shops! It must be your lucky day!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Let's both put our business skills to good use and swap shops! Trust me, I'm Mario!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"We should swaps shops! But don't think this makes us friends or anything... It's just a good business decision!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Oh, hey, you! Yes, you! C'mon - let's swap shops!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Swapping shops with me - now, THAT'S the way to win this game! C'mon - give it a try!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hey, Bro! I'm glad to see your shop isn't too expensive. Now I'm glad I dropped by!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Thanks for not charging me too much for shopping here, Princess Peach! You're one of the good ones!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi! I'm glad I stopped by. Shopping here isn't as expensive as I thought it was going to be!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Hey, Bowser! Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all! Your shop is cheap, at least!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn't too pricey, Toad!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Hey, Donkey Kong! Would you mind if I paid you in bananas? Ha ha ha! Oh, I bet you get that joke all the time!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"I'm surprised your shop is so cheap, Wario! I guess I should be grateful you're not being too greedy, huh?"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Oopsy-daisy! I wasn't planning on stopping here. At least I'm not going to have to shell out too many gold coins!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Uh-oh! Come back, my beautiful gold coins! Ah well… I suppose it could be worse, right?"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Shopping here is a bargain, Birdo!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ah! This is reasonably priced shop! I'm surprised you're not charging an arm and a banana, Diddy Kong!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I'm grateful that you're not charging too much, Bowser Jr., but I still don't like giving you my hard-earned gold!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"I'm lucky I didn't land on a pricey shop! This one isn't so bad!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Lucky Mario! Shopping here isn't going to be too bad, I guess. It could be worse!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Whew! Thank my lucky stars! This shop isn't as expensive as I thought it was gonna be!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Here's a little gold, Yangus! Thanks for not charging me any more than that!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Aw, I was going to spend my gold coins on something nice for Princess Peach! But fair is fair - take my money!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Oops! I wasn't planning on stopping here! But since I did, I'd better give you some gold!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Ah, what a charmed life I lead! I could've landed on a much more expensive shop, but I didn't!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Maybe this is a blessing in disguise. Your shop could've been a lot pricier, Alena, but it's not! Whew!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oh, that price isn't all that terrible. Here's my gold! Have fun with it!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Oh, hey! Your prices aren't too bad, Jessica! This shop is actually pretty cheap!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"I suppose the prices here aren't all that bad! Here, take my gold and keep it safe!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Whew! I dodged a Bullet Bill on that one! These prices are actually kinda reasonable!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Just my luck! No, I really mean it - I'm lucky to have landed on such a cheap shop! Yippee!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hey, Bro! I can't believe you're charging these kinda prices! They're a bit high, don't you think?"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Uh-oh! Peach, do you really expect me to pay that much just to shop here? I though we were friends!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Oh boy, Yoshi! I hope you're saving up all the money you make from this shop, ‘cause it sure is pricey!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Oh no! There go my gold coins! I worked hard for those Bowser!"''
+*'''To Toad: ''' ''"Whoa! What an expensive shop! That's just about the last thing I need today!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oh boy ! I was saving those coins to buy myself something special. Thanks a bunch of bananas, Donkey Kong!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"I sure hate to give you so many of my gold coins, Wario! You won't be too happy until I'm completely bankrupt!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Why, Waluigi, why!? You've got no good reason to charge so much just to shop here!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Oh, Princess Daisy! Why do you need to charge so much to shop here? I'm not sure it's worth it!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Ouch! Birdo, you're charging me an arm and a mustache! That's precious gold I'm never going to see again!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Boo! That's a bad Kong!! A very bad Kong!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I'm surprised you're charging folks so much to shop here, Bowser Jr. ! Just like your daddy, you are!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"What are you going to do with my money, Slime? You can buy yourself a fancy mustache and be handsome like Mario!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Whoa! I didn't mean to stop here...but since I did, I guess I owe you some serious gold coinage!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Oh dear! Where did this place come from? I suppose you want all my gold coins now, don't you? Bye-bye, gold coins!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Oh boy! I hope I never land here again! I don't think I'll be able to afford it!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Ouch! That smarts! Here - take my gold coins! Just take them!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"What kind of big-ticket items are you selling, Platypunk? I'm gonna have to think twice about shopping here next time!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"My oh my! Prices here are nothing to sneeze at! Oh, wait... AH-CHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"This isn't how I wanted to spend my hard-earned gold coins! Look at them fly out of my pockets! Get back in there, coins!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"I didn't really budget for this, did I? Oh well! I hope you enjoy all of those gold coins, Carver!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Why would you charge this simple plumber so many gold coins - just for the privilege of shopping here?"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Dragonlord, you're as bad as Bowser! Are you going to take all that gold and do something evil with it?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hey! Do you think I'm made of gold coins or something?"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"I hope all of these gold coins are going to a good cause!"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Oh, [[Luigi]]! Can't you give me a special discount or something? I thought we were the bestest of buddies!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Not very nice, [[Princess Peach]]! Not very nice at all!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"[[Yoshi]]! After everything I've done for you!?"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Mamma mia! This place is way too pricey for a simple plumber!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"You need to have a sale, [[Toad]]! Your prices are out of this world!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Do you really need to take my gold coins, [[Donkey Kong]]? Can't I just write you an I.O.U.?"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Getting greedier by the minute, aren't you, [[Wario]]?"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Go on, [[Waluigi]]! Take my money and run, you greedy man!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Why bother earning money if I'm just gonna end up throwing it away like this?"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"This is gonna smart, [[Birdo]]! Why do you need to charge so much just to shop here?"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ouch ouch ouch! Why don't you just throw a barrel at me? That would hurt less than giving you so many of my gold coins!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Mamma mia! I don't know if I can afford these prices!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Oh no! How can I afford my fancy mustache wax if I spend all my gold coins here!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"That's gonna put a big dent in my finances, Princess [[Princessa]]!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Hey, where'd all my gold coins go? I'm gonna need those someday!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Come back, little gold coins! Get back in my pockets!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Bye-bye, little gold coins! I'm gonna miss each and every one of you!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"I spend so many gold coins to shop here, and what do I get for it? Nothing but empty pockets, that's what!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Mamma mia! Those are some pretty pricey prices!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Bye-bye, gold coins! I hope to see you again someday!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Oh no! There go all my gold coins!! I needed those!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I hope all of these gold coins of mine are going to a good cause, [[Jessica]]!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Mamma mia! Remind me to never shop here ever again!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"I suppose it's my fault for shopping here...but these high prices are a little bit silly!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Come back to me one day, little coins! I'll be waiting for you!"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"Very sneaky, (player's name)! Very sneaky indeed!"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"Are you sure you need all of those gold coins, (player's name)? You know, money won't make you happy!"''
+===Patty===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Hey, nice going, Mario! I sure hope you'll sign up on my party planning list after this!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Wow, look at you go, Luigi! You're a real egg, huh?"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"I knew you were a cut above the rest right from the start, honey."''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"It's gonna be hard getting used to losing to a slime..."''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Hey, Kiryl, why don't you take a break at one of my places before you head off to victory, huh? Isn't it a day of rest or something anyway?"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Wow! You're a real go-getter, huh, kiddo? I had that kind of edge once myself. I sure wish I could get it back."''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Hey, Angelo, honey! You've got time for one last wild party at one of my shops before you leave us all behind, right?"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Gee, Carver, you look beat. Why don't you take the load off in one of my shops for a while, huh, honey?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella! Hey, Stella! I got a cake with your name on it over here, hon! Come by one of my shops and we'll watch our figures together, huh?"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Psst, Kiryl, you wanna swap shops with me? Alena's looking the other way!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Say, Yangus, you wanna swap shops with me? You'd do really well out of it."''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Angelo, you're a gentleman, right? You'd help a gal out if she was in trouble? ...I really need to swap this shop, see. Would you be a doll?"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Hey, Carver, aren't you looking for the action to pick up a bit? Say, why don't you swap shops with me?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hey, Stella, you wanna swap shops with me? We'll both come out on top, honey!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"This is your shop, right, Kiryl? You've got a nice place here."''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"You're pretty smart, honey. This is a great place for a shop."''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"This is a real cute shop you've got here, Angelo. I guess this is how a gentleman runs a business, right?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"This is such a swell shop, Stella! I wish I could pull something like this off."''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"My, this is a pretty expensive shop you've got here, Kiryl! It's not what I'd expect from someone like you."''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Gee, Yangus, that's a sneaky place to have such a pricey shop! I stumbled right into it!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"I thought you were a gentleman, Angelo. That you were kind to women. Guess I was wrong."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"I guess this is what youthful spirit does for you, huh? I remember when I was a young adventurer..."''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"Wow, [[Kiryl]]! Behind that gentle face of yours is a real shark, huh? I think it's only fair that I warn [[Alena]]..."''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"I guess it's OK to let you have all this gold now. You'll have to pay your dues like the rest of us when you grow up, kid."''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"That's it, Angelo! I'm really mad at you now! Just don't talk to me for a while, OK?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Phew! You really mean business, huh, [[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]]? I've gotta say, I'm envious. I wish I still had that kinda fire in me."''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"You're something else, you know that, (player's name)? Have...have our paths crossed before? You remind me of a legendary hero I once knew..."''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"You're something else, you know that, (player's name)? Have...have our paths crossed before? You remind me of a legendary heroine I once knew..."''
+===Platypunk===
+====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"You slimeball! I shoulda known you'd pull a fast one, you sharper!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Hey, Dragonlord! You and me, we're gunnin' for the same side here, huh? Let's hit the finish line together!"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Hey, squishy! Quit shakin' already and switch stores wid me like a stand-up guy!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"I respect you, pops. I'd like to switch stores wid you to mark this historic meetin' of ours."''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Ain't no surprise this dive's prices are so low bein' run by a lowlife slime."''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Ya know, pops, I was expectin' sommat a little more classy from a boss monster like- ...Er, sorry. No disrespect intended..."''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"A great big fancy joint like this is wasted on a slimeball like you!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"You got more clout than the Plobfather, pops!"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"For a [[Slime (Dragon Quest)|slime]], you sure got a lot of spine, punk! These prices are outta this woild!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Maybe it's time I considered a change in career, huh? You got any openin's, pops?"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"I get a kick outta stoppin' in these pricey joints, you know?"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"The larger the bill, the better it feels! These suitcases of kale are weighin' me down, ya know?"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"Yeah, bring it on, doll! You wanna piece of me, huh!? I got all the resoives I need!"''
 ===Princess Daisy===
@@ Line 2,641: / Line 727: @@
 *'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"''
 *'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"You're really gonna let me lose, Princessa? I thought that was against the princess code or something!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game! Get your tail back here!"''
 *'''To Alena:''' ''"I can't believe I'm gonna lose to Alena! I'm more of a princess than she'll ever be!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"'' (in a surprised emotion)
+*'''To player:''' ''"Oh, but you can't win yet, (player's name) - I'm having too much fun! I order you to continue playing this game!''
 ====Swapping shops====
@@ Line 2,656: / Line 746: @@
 *'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"''
 *'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"C'mon, sweetie, let's make a deal and swap shops!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"We're princesses, Alena. It's only logical that we should conduct this trade with a modicum of elegance and grace!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Think you're hot stuff, Stella? Then put your money where your mouth is and swap shops with me!"''
-====Landing on a low priced shop====
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
 *'''To Mario:''' ''"This shop is cheap now, but if I know Mario, he's gonna build it up real soon!"''
 *'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi, Luigi, Luigi... I'm disappointed! You could make this shop so much bigger!"''
 *'''To Peach:''' ''"Oh, Peach! What a charming little store. Are all shops in the Mushroom Kingdom this...economical?"''
 *'''To Yoshi:''' ''"I simply adore cheap shops like this one, Yoshi! The lower the prices, the more stuff I can buy!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"How do you even get inside this shop, Bowser? It’s so teensy-tiny!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"How do you even get inside this shop, Bowser? It's so teensy-tiny!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"This shop is just like you, Toad! Simple and modest. That’s a compliment, I promise!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"This shop is just like you, Toad! Simple and modest. That's a compliment, I promise!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Donkey Kong, this is a lovely shop and all, but…how come you don’t sell anything but bananas in here?"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Donkey Kong, this is a lovely shop and all, but…how come you don't sell anything but bananas in here?"''
 *'''To Wario:''' ''"I…I just saw…something black sk-skittering across the f-floor. This shop is filthy, Wario!"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"What a disappointing little shop! But I shouldn’t be surprised. After all, it’s yours, Waluigi."''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"What a disappointing little shop! But I shouldn't be surprised. After all, it's yours, Waluigi."''
 *'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo, you did a fantastic job decorating this place! You made it look like a million bucks!"''
-*'''To Player''' ''"I'd have expected any shop of yours to be way more expensive, (Player's name). What gives?"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Come on, Princessa! Use some of that magic of yours and turn this place into a big, fancy shop!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"What a modest shop, Alena! A princess has to be humble, after all!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"This shop is so cute, Stella! I want to take the whole shop home with me!"''
+*'''To player''' ''"I'd have expected any shop of yours to be way more expensive, (player's name). What gives?"''
 ====Landing on an average shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario! Can I get a princess discount or something? This shop of yours is considerably overpriced!''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario! Can I get a princess discount or something? This shop of yours is considerably overpriced!"''
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hmph! If you think these high prices are gonna impress me, you’ve got a lot to learn, Luigi!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hmph! If you think these high prices are gonna impress me, you've got a lot to learn, Luigi!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"I should have expected something like this from you, Peach. You’re not afraid to fight dirty!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"I should have expected something like this from you, Peach. You're not afraid to fight dirty!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi! I’m absolutely stunned. How did you get the gumption to build such an extravagant shop?"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi! I'm absolutely stunned. How did you get the gumption to build such an extravagant shop?"''
 *'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! This is highway robbery, Bowser, and you know it!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"Isn’t this shop a little…swank for you, Toad? Remember your place!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"Isn't this shop a little…swank for you, Toad? Remember your place!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oh, for Pete’s sake! Why in the world is this banana-peel-strewn shop so terribly overpriced?"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oh, for Pete's sake! Why in the world is this banana-peel-strewn shop so terribly overpriced?"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ugh! If you’re going to charge such high prices, Wario, you should clean up a little. This shop is filthy!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ugh! If you're going to charge such high prices, Wario, you should clean up a little. This shop is filthy!"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Why did I have to stop here? Not only is it overpriced, it’s run by Waluigi! Icky icky ew!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Why did I have to stop here? Not only is it overpriced, it's run by Waluigi! Icky icky ew!"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo! Are you charging me so much because you’re jealous of my good looks? I wouldn’t put it past you!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo! Are you charging me so much because you're jealous of my good looks? I wouldn't put it past you!"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"What is the meaning of these unbelievable prices!? I’m not above throwing a tantrum, you know!"''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"What is the meaning of these unbelievable prices!? I'm not above throwing a tantrum, you know!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I think I’ve made some sort of mistake. There’s no reason a shop would be this expensive!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I think I've made some sort of mistake. There's no reason a shop would be this expensive!"''
-*'''To Alena:''' ''"It's awfully guche for a princess to charge so much, Alena! Where are your royal manners?"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Why, Princessa! You didn't by any chance cast a hex on me to make me stop here, did you?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"It's awfully gauche for a princess to charge so much, Alena! Where are your royal manners?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella! Are you sure you want to charge me so much? You don't want me on your bad side!"''
 ====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"Whoa! What did I ever do to YOU, Mario!?"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Whoa! What did I ever do to YOU, [[Mario]]!?"''
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"You owe me one, Luigi! Take good care of all my gold, ya big galoot!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"You owe me one, [[Luigi]]! Take good care of all my gold, ya big galoot!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Such cruelty, Peach! This isn’t how royalty is supposed to treat each other!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Such cruelty, [[Princess Peach|Peach]]! This isn't how royalty is supposed to treat each other!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Hmph! I would’ve expected something like this from Wario, but not from you, Yoshi!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Hmph! I would've expected something like this from [[Wario]], but not from you, [[Yoshi]]!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I know how this scenario goes… First you empty my pockets, and then you kidnap me! No way, Bowser!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I know how this scenario goes... First you empty my pockets, and then you kidnap me! No way, [[Bowser]]!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"I hope this transgression of yours doesn’t break the truce between the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland, Toad!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"I hope this transgression of yours doesn't break the truce between the [[Mushroom Kingdom]] and [[Sarasaland]], [[Toad]]!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Not cool, Donkey Kong! Are you trying to bankrupt me or something?"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Not cool, [[Donkey Kong]]! Are you trying to bankrupt me or something?"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"Eek! I’ll gladly pay the money if you’d just let me leave this pigsty of a shop!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Eek! I'll gladly pay the money if you'd just let me leave this pigsty of a shop!"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Ack! This shop is too flashy. Almost tacky, wouldn’t you say, Waluigi?"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Ack! This shop is way too flashy. Almost tacky, wouldn't you say, [[Waluigi]]?"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Eek! I though we were buddies, Birdo! Why would you wring me dry like this?"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Eek! I thought we were buddies, [[Birdo]]! Why would you wring me dry like this?"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"So we’re playing rough now, huh? Fine! Prepare to face the wrath of Daisy!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"You really are a princess, aren't you, [[Princessa]]? Only royalty could do something so cruel without flinching!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Oooh! Just you wait… You’re gonna pay me back in spade!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"No no no! Don't you know I'm a princess? I should get a special discount or something just for coming to your silly store!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Ooh, just you wait... you're gonna pay me back in spades!"''
-====Going Bankrupt====
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Hey, [[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]]! I think your prices are off by a digit or two! Otherwise this is highway robbery!"''
-*'''To Player''' ''"Augh! We live in a world where bad things happen to awesome people!"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"Why would you do this to me, (player's name)!? Hmph! After all I've done for you!"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"I thought we were pals, (player's name)! Is this how you treat your friends?"''
-===Mario===
-====Opponents close to victory====
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Great job, Bro! Ha ha! You’re my hero!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Looks like I need to start picking some flowers for your victory bouquet, Princess Peach!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Hey, Yoshi! You’re gonna share all that gold with me if you win, right? C’mon, I thought we were buddies!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Don’t think I’m going to let you win that easily, Bowser!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"My good friend! Where’s your sportstoadship? How can you make a break for the goal without even helping me?"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"You sure know how to roll that die, Donkey Kong! Almost as well as you roll a barrel!"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"Are those coins I hear ratting around in your pockets, Wario!? Looks like you might win this one!"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"What!? Waluigi’s about to win!? I don’t think Luigi is going to be too happy about that…"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"This is gonna be a big win for you, Princess Daisy! You must be so proud!"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"We’re all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Mamma mia! You’ve got everything you need to win, Diddy Kong! Am I really going to lose?"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Bowser Jr.! You’re just like your daddy. Always getting in my way!"''
-====Swapping shops====
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"PSSST! Hey, Bro! You want to get ahead? I’ve got a plan! Let’s trade shops!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Oh, Princess Peach! Trade shops with me, won’t you? It’s a good deal for both of us!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi, my friend! Trade shops with me, and we’ll both come out ahead!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I don’t want to do this…but I think we’re going to have to work together! Let’s swap shops , enemy of mine!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"Let’s make a deal, Toad. Swapping shops will give us both a leg up!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Heya! Want to trade shops, Donkey Kong? C’mon, don’t make me jump over barrels!!"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"You’re a greedy one, Wario, but maybe that’ll come in handy today. Trade shops with me, and we’ll both be winners!!"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"I hate to fraternize with my brother’s nemesis, but it looks like we’re going to have to work together! Let’s swap shops, Waluigi!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Yoo hoo, Princess Daisy! I’ve got a nice deal for you! Take a look!"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo, have I got a deal for you! We’ll both come out ahead if we swap shops!"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Don’t believe everything  Donkey Kong has told you about me, Diddy Kong. I’m a nice guy! I just want to trade shops!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I don’t want to do this…but I think we’re going to have to work together."''
-====Landing on a low priced shop====
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hey, Bro! I’m glad to see your shop isn’t too expensive. Now I’m glad I dropped by!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Thanks for not charging me too much for shopping here, Princess Peach! You’re one of the good ones!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi! I’m glad I stopped by. Shopping here isn’t as expensive as I thought it was going to be!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Hey, Bowser! Maybe you’re not such a bad guy after all! Your shop is cheap, at least!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn’t too pricey, Toad!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Hey, Donkey Kong! Would you mind if I paid you in bananas? Ha ha ha! Oh, I bet you get that joke all the time!"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"I’m surprised your shop is so cheap, Wario! I guess I should be grateful you’re not being too greedy, huh?"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Oopsy-daisy! I wasn’t planning on stopping here. At least I’m not going to have to shell out too many gold coins!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Uh-oh! Come back, my beautiful gold coins! Ah well… I suppose it could be worse, right?"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Shopping here is a bargain, Birdo!"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ah! This is reasonably priced shop! I’m surprised you’re not charging an arm and a banana, Diddy Kong!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I’m grateful that you’re not charging too much, Bowser Jr., but I still don’t like giving you my hard-earned gold!"''
-====Landing on an average shop====
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hey, Bro! I can’t believe you’re charging these kinda prices! They’re a bit high, don’t you think?"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Uh-oh! Peach, do you really expect me to pay that much just to shop here? I though we were friends!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Oh boy, Yoshi! I hope you’re saving up all the money you make from this shop, ‘cause it sure is pricey!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Oh no! There go my gold coins! I worked hard for those Bowser!"''
-*'''To Toad: ''' ''"Whoa! What an expensive shop! That’s just about the last thing I need today!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Oh boy ! I was saving those coins to buy myself something special. Thanks a bunch of bananas, Donkey Kong!"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"I sure hate to give you so many of my gold coins, Wario! You won’t be too happy until I’m completely bankrupt!"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Why, Waluigi, why!? You’ve got no good reason to charge so much just to shop here!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Oh, Princess Daisy! Why do you need to charge so much to shop here? I’m not sure it’s worth it!"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Ouch! Birdo, you’re charging me an arm and a mustache! That’s precious gold I’m never going to see again!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I’m surprised you’re charging folks so much to shop here, Bowser Jr. ! Just like your daddy, you are!"''
-====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Oh, Luigi! Can’t you give me a special discount or something? I thought we were the bestest of buddies!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Not very nice, Princess Peach! Not very nice at all!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Yoshi! After everything I’ve done for you!?"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Mamma mia! This place is way too pricey for a simple plumber!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"You need to have a sale, Toad! Your prices are out of this world!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Do you really need to take my gold coins, Donkey Kong? Can't I just write you an I.O.U.?"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"Getting greedier by the minute, aren’t you, Wario?"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Go on, Waluigi! Take me money and run, you greedy man!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Why bother earning money if I’m just gonna end up throwing it away like this?"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"This is gonna smart, Birdo! Why do you need to charge so much just to shop here!"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Ouch ouch ouch! Why don’t you just throw a barrel at me? That would hurt less than giving you so many of my gold coins!"''
-*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Boo! That’s a bad Kong!! A very bad Kong!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Mamma mia! I don’t know if I can afford these prices!"''
 ===Princess Peach===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
 *'''To Mario:''' ''"You wouldn't leave me here all alone, would you, Mario? Let me catch up to you before you get to the bank!"''
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi already has won? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"How could you go off and win this game without me, Bowser? And after all we’ve been through!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"How could you go off and win this game without me, Bowser? And after all we've been through!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"Toad! I’m shocked that you would run off to win and leave your favorite princess behind. Shocked!"''
 *'''To Daisy:''' ''"Daisy! I'm shocked that you would run off to win and leave behind your sister-in-arms. Shocked!"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"We’re all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"We're all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Rushing off to win without a backward glance, Bowser Jr.? Didn’t your father teach you any manners?"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Rushing off to win without a backward glance, Bowser Jr.? Didn't your father teach you any manners?"''
-*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella already has 20000G? How embarrassing! I should have beaten her ages ago!"''
+*'''To Other ''Super Mario'' Characters:''' ''"(1st place player's name)! I'm shocked that you would run off to win and leave your favorite princess behind. Shocked!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"Slime already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten that thing ages ago!"''
+*'''To Other ''Dragon Quest'' Characters:''' ''"(1st place player's name) already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten him ages ago!"''
+*'''To Other Female ''Dragon Quest'' Characters like Jessica:''' ''"Jessica already has (target net worth)? How embarrassing! I should have beaten her ages ago!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Headed for the finish line, (player's name)? Not without me, you aren't!"''
 ====Swapping shops====
 *'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario! Would you be so kind as to trade shops with me? I would be forever in your debt!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I shouldn’t be making deals with a baddie like you, Bowser, but I think a shop swap is in order!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I shouldn't be making deals with a baddie like you, Bowser, but I think a shop swap is in order!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"You’ll trade shops with me, won’t you, Toad? It’s in both of our interests!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"You'll trade shops with me, won't you, Toad? It's in both of our interests!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I know you’re scheming to kidnap my shop, Bowser Jr.! Why don’t we make it a fair trade instead?"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"I know you're scheming to kidnap my shop, Bowser Jr.! Why don't we make it a fair trade instead?"''
-====Landing on a low priced shop====
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
 *'''To Mario:''' ''"Mario, you should feed this shop more fruits and vegetables. It needs to grow up big and strong!"''
 *'''To Luigi:''' ''"What a humble shop, Luigi. It suits you! Tee hee!"''
 *'''To Bowser:''' ''"Why is your shop such a weakling, Bowser? I expected more from you!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn’t too pricey, Toad!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn't too pricey, Toad!"''
 *'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"A junior-sized shop for a junior-sized Bowser. How adorable!"''
 ====Landing on an average shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"I can’t believe you’re actually going to charge me full price, Mario!"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"I can't believe you're actually going to charge me full price, Mario!"''
 *'''To Luigi:''' ''"I think your shop ate a Super Mushroom, Luigi. How else could it have gotten so big?"''
 *'''To Bowser:''' ''"Oh, Bowser! Why must you always build a fortress everywhere you go?"''
 *'''To Wario:''' ''"Oh my! Look at these prices! Remind me again why I decided to shop here?"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Nice try, Bowser Jr.! But this pricey shop of yours won’t slow me down!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Nice try, Bowser Jr.! But this pricey shop of yours won't slow me down!"''
 ====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"Why, Mario! Have I done something to make you angry?"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Why, [[Mario]]! Have I done something to make you angry?"''
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I thought we were friends, Luigi. Don’t make me start clipping coupons!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I thought we were friends, [[Luigi]]. Don't make me start clipping coupons!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I’ve never despised you more than I do right now, Bowser. Hmph!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"I've never despised you more than I do right now, [[Bowser]]. Hmph!"''
-*'''To Toad: ''' ''"Goodness me! I’m suffering from a severe case of sticker shock!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Your father raised you to be too greedy, [[Bowser Jr.]]! Avarice is such an unattractive quality."''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"This shopping spree was definitely not in my budget!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"You can raise your prices all you want, (player's name). But nothing will stop me from winning!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Your father raised you to be too greedy, Bowser Jr.! Avarice is such an unattractive quality."''
+====Player buys stock in her district====
+*'''To player:''' "Why did you buy stock in my district, (player's name)? Are you planning on sabotaging me?"
 ===Princessa===
-====Landing on a low price shop====
+====Opponents close to victory====
-*'''To Player:''' ''"This shop of yours is very reasonably priced, (Player's name). Would you mind if I popped in again another day?"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"How shameful it is to lose to a slime, of all opponents..."''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"It may look like a cute little birdie, but it still hurts to lose the game to a monster."''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Losing to the likes of you will surely anger the ancestors. I beg for your protection, great Rubiss!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Wait! Miss Stella, do wait! I wish to discuss the future of Moonbrooke with you a little more."''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Dragonlord! Why don't we let sleeping dogs lie and consider exchanging shops with one another?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Um, Miss Stella, I was wondering if you're feeling inclined towards exchanging shops?"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"It makes my hackles rise to pay anything to certain characters, no matter how small an amount."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Ooh, is this your shop, Miss Stella? So this is what you've done with it. I'll bear it in mind!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"This shop of yours is very reasonably priced, (player's name). Would you mind if I popped in again another day?"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Oh, how foolish of me! I should never have allowed myself to stop at a shop owned by HIM."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Goodness me, Miss Stella. It would appear that you predicted my movements there."''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Typical [[Dragonlord]]. Perhaps I'm just not strong enough to do this alone."''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Oh dear... Well, Miss [[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]], I suppose I can't blame you for not offering special treatment to a friend. I must weather the good times with the bad."''
+*'''To player:''' ''"I can see you're going to be someone who really makes a splash in this world, (player's name)."''
 ===Slime===
-====Landing on a low priced shop====
+====Opponents close to victory====
-*'''To Stella:''' ''"Yay! I like goo value. What a wonderful faerie you are, Stella!"
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"What!? Platypunk's gooing to win? No! He can't! He's cheating! He's from the Plob!!!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Goo, Dragonlord! The one and only master of monsterkind! ...Hm? Psaro? Goo's Psaro?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Wow! Nice gooing, Stella! It's not like I've been twiddling my thumbs, but you've practically won already!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"You're not gooing to win already, are you, Patty? Wait a mo! If I really stretch myself, I might just catch you!"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"You probably thought I wouldn't swap a ploperty with a platypunk, didn't you? But I'm very magnanimooze."''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Excooze me, Mr Dragonlord, would you swap a ploperty with- Eek! N-Never mind! S-Sorry I said anything! (Slurp!)"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Acgooally, you're a nice little platypunk, aren't you?"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Thank goo, Dragonlord, Your Monstrousness! ...Eek! Sorry! Excooze me!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Yay! I like goo value. What a wonderful faerie you are, Stella!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Oh, gooey! Your shops have slime-friendly prices, Patty. I'm glad I plopped in!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Another example of the Plob being mean to a blob!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Wow! What a plopper, Dragonlord! B-But...why do I...have to p-pay so...?"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"A-Are you pulling my leg, Stella? Because if you are, I should warn you, I- Eek! Nothing! Sorry!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Oh dear... Everything in here costs an arm and a leg. And I've got neither, Patty!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"You're mean, (player's name)! Just because I'm a super-squishy slime, it doesn't mean I'm flexible with prices!"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"You [[platypunk]]s really hate our guts, don't you?"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"Boo hoo goo! [[Dragonlord]]'s picking on me! [[Dragonlord]]'s— ...Eek! S-Sorry!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"I thought you were a nice faerie, [[Stella (Dragon Quest)|Stella]]. But you give me the blooze!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Y-You've changed, [[Patty (Dragon Quest)|Patty]]... You make me quake in my— Well, you make me quake!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"You're mean! Goomans are really, really mean!"''
 ===Stella===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Come on! A true superstar would never leave everyone else behind and take victory all for himself. No way!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Blimey. Everyone said you were a pathetic little loser, Luigi. But you're not a loser at least, are you?"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Oi! Peachy! What about us, eh? The common people? Ever stop to spare a thought for us, did you?"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Isn't there any way I could just jump onto his back and ride him to the finish line...?"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Will somebody please cut that annoying flapping turtle thing down to size! Give him a critical hit or something."''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"You, you didn't use Sweet Breath on us to put us all to sleep, did you, you rotten toad?"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Phew! You're a bit of a bruiser, aren't you, eh, hairy?"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Urgh! I'm not losing to that freak of fashion!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"How the flap did you get so much cash!? You've been sneaking around doing things you shouldn't, haven't you?"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Oh, come on, Daisy! Us girls have got to stick together. Let's go shopping or something!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Birdo! I thought you had more to you than that."''
+*'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Everyone says how brainy Kongs are. But if I lose to that little thing, I'm gonna go ape!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"Oi! Didn't anyone ever teach you any manners, squirt? Ladies first!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"I...I can't be losing to a slime. Old fatguts will go nuts."''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Hey, Princessa! There's loads more shops for us to explore before you go skipping off to the bank!"''
 *'''To Kiryl:''' ''"I thought you were supposed to play a supportive role, Kiryl? Don't get so full of yourself!"''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Yangus, what are you doing? There's loads more treasure around here. How come you're heading for the finish already, eh?"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"It doesn't seem very gentlemanly to go off like that and leave a lady behind, Angelo."''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"Hey, boys! I got a case full of ice round the back. You wanna come stick your faces in it, huh? ...Hee hee hee!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"I don't know what it is about you, Bianca, but I get the strangest feeling from you. Whitaker... What's it all about, eh?"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Don't do it, Alena! Stick with us!"''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Hmph. I can't match your kind of brawn. I'm just not into all that bodybuilding and stuff. Bit shallow, isn't it?"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Go, Jessica! You've got the ba-boom! Show the world how it's done, girl! ...Ahem."''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"We can't let him win! Doesn't he want to take over the world!?"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Nothing keeps you down, does it, Patty? I thought you'd be lost without Erinn around to help you."''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Hey, Daisy! I've got a really quaint little shop here. It's right up your alley. Do you want to swap?"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Er, excuse me, Princessa, but I've got something really, really important to ask you... Let's swap shops!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Listen, Alena, I've got a shop here that's just perfect for you. Want to do a swap with me?"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I want to swap a shop with you, Jessica. Are you game?"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"What d'you think of this shop, Patty? I'd be willing to swap it with you if you want..."''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You own this shop, don't you, Daisy? You could afford to glam it up a bit, I reckon. You are a princess, after all."''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"I like this place, Princessa. Very quaint. Very you."''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"This place is charming. You know, like the prince? It's, er, very you, Alena."''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I know there's more to this shop than greets the eye. No shop of Jessica ‘ba-boom’ Albert's would be without an explosive surprise!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"That's the appeal of your shops, Patty. They don't cost a farm and an egg."''
+*'''To player:''' ''"I love your shop, (player's name)! I hope it's always as cheap as chimps!"
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Ouch. Yup, this is a shop owned by a double princess alright! Classy prices for classy clients."''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"Phew! This shop's like one of your critical hits, Alena. It knocks you for sticks!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Yikes. The prices here are as swanky as you are, Jessica! Ba-boom!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Uh-oh. Why do I get the feeling you're starting to take this game seriously now, Patty?"''
-====Landing on a low priced shop====
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*'''To Player:''' ''"I love your shop, (Player's name)! I hope it's always as cheap as chimps!"
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Ugh, no, your idea of money's just in a different league to mine, [[Princess Daisy|Daisy]]. We're like chalk and fleas in that respect."''
-*'''To Alena:''' ''"This place is charming. You know, like the prince? It's er, very you Alena."
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"You don't want to get on the wrong side of you, eh? I bet Moonbrooke's a nice, quiet place with you in charge!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"No one ever said even your shops were boyish! ...It's a bit of a shock!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"This is your dynamite personality blowing up in my face, eh, [[Jessica]]? Ba-ba-boom!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"I haven't upset you, have I, [[Patty (Dragon Quest)|Patty]]? I don't remember doing anything to get your stoat..."''
+*'''To player:''' ''"You, you haven't gone and scoffed a fygg while I wasn't looking, have you, (player's name)? Those things really mess with your head!"''
 ===Toad===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"Looks like you’re about to win, Mario. You’re the true hero of the Mushroom Kingdom!"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Looks like you're about to win, Mario. You're the true hero of the Mushroom Kingdom!"''
 *'''To Luigi:''' ''"Look at you go, Luigi! Make the Mushroom Kingdom proud!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"You shouldn’t be walking around alone with all of that money, Princess Peach. May I escort you to the goal?"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"You shouldn't be walking around alone with all of that money, Princess Peach. May I escort you to the goal?"''
 *'''To Yoshi:''' ''"This game has been a real challenge, Yoshi, but you came out on top! Get yourself to the bank!"''
 *'''To Bowser:''' ''"Bowser is going to win? Oh, the humanity!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Looks like your primal instincts paid off, Donkey Kong. I think you’re going to win this one!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Looks like your primal instincts paid off, Donkey Kong. I think you're going to win this one!"''
 *'''To Wario:''' ''"Is Wario really about to win? Or is he just pulling another one of his dirty tricks!?"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Waluigi! Please don’t win yet! I’m having too much fun to stop playing now."''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Waluigi! Please don't win yet! I'm having too much fun to stop playing now."''
 *'''To Daisy:''' ''"Princess Daisy is in an all-out dash to the finish line! Better not get in her way!"''
-*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Don’t start celebrating, Birdo… You haven’t reached the finish line yet!"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Don't start celebrating, Birdo… You haven't reached the finish line yet!"''
 *'''To Diddy Kong:''' ''"Looks like Donkey Kong got the brawn and Diddy Kong got the brains! Good for you, little guy!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"It would be a travesty if Bowser Jr. won this game. Somebody stop him! Don’t let him reach the bank!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''"It would be a travesty if Bowser Jr. won this game. Somebody stop him! Don't let him reach the bank!"''
+*'''To Slime:''' ''"I underestimated you, Slime, and for that I apologize. Now go on and win this game!"''
+*'''To Princessa:''' ''"Your accomplishments are an inspiration to us all, Princessa!"''
+*'''To Kiryl:''' ''"We're all rooting for you, Kiryl! You've played a fine game."''
+*'''To Yangus:''' ''"Nothing's getting between you and the goal, is it, Yangus? You've got that certain sparkle in your eyes!"''
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"I see you're close to winning, Angelo. Forgive me if I refuse to give up quite so easily!"''
+*'''To Platypunk:''' ''"I know I should be jealous that you're close to winning, Platypunk. But I'm just so very proud of you!"''
+*'''To Bianca:''' ''"Just a little farther, Bianca! We all know you can win this one!"''
+*'''To Alena:''' ''"I'm in awe of your power, Alena! You've taught me a lot during the course of this game."''
+*'''To Carver:''' ''"Carver is about to win! Who's going to help me stop him? I can't do it all by myself, people!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Please don't leave me behind, Jessica! I've been having so much fun playing with you today!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''"And so we finally witness the true power of the Dragonlord!"''
+*'''To Stella:''' ''"Stella, could you do me a favor? I need to borrow a few thousand gold coins from you..."''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"What's the rush, Patty? The bank will be there tomorrow!"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"You're not out of the woods yet, (player's name)! Don't let down your guard till you reach the bank!"''
 ====Swapping shops====
 *'''To Mario:''' ''"I have an offer that may be worth your while…"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Pardon me, Your Highness... Would you do me the honor of exchanging shops with me?"''
 *'''To Peach:''' ''"Pardon me, Your Highness… Would you do the honor of exchanging shops with me?"''
 *'''To Yoshi:''' ''"I certainly like that shop of yours, Yoshi. Do you think we can work out a trade?"''
 *'''To Bowser:''' ''"Urgh… I have no choice. Would you trade shops with me, pretty please?"''
-====Landing on a low priced shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"What a delightful little shop you have here, Mario! Don’t ever raise the prices!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"This is your shop, isn’t it, Luigi? The low prices are much appreciated, especially in this economy!"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"What a delightful little shop you have here, Mario! Don't ever raise the prices!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"This is your shop, isn't it, Luigi? The low prices are much appreciated, especially in this economy!"''
 *'''To Peach:''' ''"Your shop is as merciful as you are, Princess Peach. Thank you for keeping the prices so low!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"You seem to take good care of your customers, Yoshi. I’ll definitely shop here again!"''
+*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"You seem to take good care of your customers, Yoshi. I'll definitely shop here again!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser’s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
 *'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"This is a nice shop an all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom cap-roof!"''
-*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Wario’s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Wario's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
-*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Waluigi’s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Waluigi's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You seem to take good care of your customers. I’ll definitely shop here again!"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"You seem to take good care of your customers. I'll definitely shop here again!"''
-*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''" Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser Jr.’s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
+*'''To Bowser Jr.:''' ''" Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Bowser Jr.'s store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
+*'''To Dragonlord:''' ''" Ack! I hope no one sees me shopping here at Dragonlord's store. It would stir up quite a scandal!"''
 ====Landing on an average shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down! ''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down!"''
 *'''To Peach:''' ''"Your shop is truly regal, Princess Peach! Well worth the price!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! I feel like I’ve let the Mushroom Kingdom down by stopping at such an expensive shop."''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Ack! I feel like I've let the Mushroom Kingdom down by stopping at such an expensive shop."''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Ouch! That’s going to leave a dent in my wallet."''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Ouch! That's going to leave a dent in my wallet."''
+*'''To player:''' ''"These prices are definitely outside of my budget! But I suppose that's all right. After all, it's (player's name)'s shop."''
 ====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"OH NO! OH NO! My money’s disappearing right before my eyes!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Don't I get a loyal-servant discount, [[Princess Peach]]?"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"Don’t I get a loyal-servant discount, Princess Peach?"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"You mustn't blame youself... It was my own fault for shopping here!"''
 ===Waluigi===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"I'm not just going to roll over and let you win without a fight, Mario!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Hah! You really think you can beat me, [[Luigi]]? Keep dreaming, buddy! I'm gonna find a way to stop you!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"You think you're such hot stuff, don't you, [[Wario]]? Well, you're NOT! So THERE!"''
+*'''To others:''' ''"I'm not just going to roll over and let you win without a fight, (1st place player's name)!"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Let's put our feelings aside to swap shops, Luigi. Then we can go back to despising each other!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"I should've known this pathetic little shop belonged to Luigi. They've both got that desperate look!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Excellent work, Wario! Keep building cheap shops like this, and no one will see you coming!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Nyahhh! Luigi, I don't remember giving you permission to build a shop this big!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Drat! You're nothing but a traitor, Wario!"''
-===Wario===
-====Landing on a low priced shop====
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"You sure act tough, Bowser. But your pathetic little shop speaks for itself! Nyah hah hah!"''
 ====Landing on an expensive shop====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"I’d rather melt my gold and throw it into a river than to give it to Mario…but I gotta do it!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"You've won this round, [[Luigi]]... But I'm gonna come out on top! Just you wait!"''
-*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Luigi! Next time you charge me this much gold to shop here, I’ll pluck out your mustache one whisker at a time!"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"AHH! Our friendship is officially OVER!"''
-*'''To Peach:''' ''"You’re robbing me blind, Peach! How about I just give you a kiss and we’ll call it even?"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Grrr! So it's funny to watch ol' Waluigi get all steamed up, eh, (player's name)? Enjoy it while you can!"''
-*'''To Yoshi:''' ''"Blast it all! You won’t get away with this!"''
-*'''To Bowser:''' ''"No one’s impressed with your overpriced shop, Bowser. Stop trying so hard!"''
-*'''To Toad:''' ''"I’m gonna make mushroom stew out of you, Toad!"''
-*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"That’s it, Donkey Kong! I’m selling you to the zoo!"''
-*'''To Daisy:''' ''"There! Are you happy with yourself? You made Wario pay out the nose!"''
+===Wario===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Wario's taking first place today! Anyone who gets in my way is gonna home limping!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Try not to trip on your way to the bank, Bowser. You'd look pretty dumb stuck on your back with your arms and legs flailing!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Hey, Donkey Kong! Throw the game, and I'll give you this special banana! C'mon-don't you trust me?"''
 *'''To Waluigi:''' ''"C'mon, beanpole! Let's work together! Gimme half your money, and I won't sit on you!"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Normally, I wouldn't swap shops with Mario if he was the last plumber in the universe. But you gotta do what you gotta do to WIN!"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Nyah hah hah! This shop's just as puny as you are, Mario!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"You sure act tough, Bowser. But your pathetic little shop speaks for itself! Nyah hah hah!"''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"What gives, Mario? After all the nice things I've done for you... Well, no more Mr. Nice Wario!!"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"You're getting too greedy for your own good, Bowser. I can smell your desperation a mile away!"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"I'd rather melt my gold and throw it into a river than give it to [[Mario]]...but I gotta do it!"''
+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"[[Luigi]]! Next time you charge me this much gold to shop here, I'll pluck out your mustache one whisker at a time!"''
+*'''To Peach:''' ''"You're robbing me blind, [[Princess Peach|Peach]]! How about I just give you a kiss and we'll call it even?"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"No one's impressed with your overpriced shop, [[Bowser]]. Stop trying so hard!"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"I'm gonna make mushroom stew out of you, [[Toad]]!"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"That's it, [[Donkey Kong]]! I'm selling you to the zoo!"''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"GRR! Don't make me mad, little man. I'll send a [[Wario Waft]] your way!"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"GRR! Don't make me mad, little lady. I'll send a [[Wario Waft]] your way!"''
 ===Yangus===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"I've gotta stop that flash numpty before 'e takes gold!"''
 *'''To Jessica:''' ''"Oi oi! She's gonna get over the finish line before everyone else if we don't do nuffin'!"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Oi, fancy-boy! Wanna do a swap?"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Oi! Wanna swap shops wiv me?"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Ain't exactly the kind o' shop I was expectin' from a flash geezer like you!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"I thought, you know, seein' as 'ow you like to flaunt yer dosh, you'd 'ave a bit more on offer in 'ere, lady!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Wot, is this all you got, Patty? Talk about a let-down."''
+====Landing on an average shop====
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"Hmph! You don't look like you got no muscle, but you don't 'alf know 'ow to pack a punch, flashy!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Blimey, that was a slap to the face, that was!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"Wot!? This is just a loan, alright? I'll be 'avin' me dosh back off ya soon enough!"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Angelo:''' ''"You little - Your flashy looks ain't gonna 'elp ya when I come after ya, mate!"''
+*'''To Jessica:''' ''"Noooo! She's got it in for me! I'm gonna be broke!"''
+*'''To Patty:''' ''"You wot!? These prices ain't cheap, are they? ...Phew! You're a scary woman, [[Patty (Dragon Quest)|Patty]]."''
+*'''To male player:''' ''"That's a low blow, (player's name)! I ain't gonna let this one go, ya know!"''
+*'''To female player:''' ''"Yer on me blacklist now, (player's name)! And you really don't wanna be on that, believe me!"''
 ===Yoshi===
 ====Opponents close to victory====
-*'''To Mario:''' ''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Great job, Mario! I always knew you were a winner!)"''
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (Great job, [[Mario]]! I always knew you were a winner!)"''
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+*'''To Luigi:''' ''"Yoshi! Yoshi!  (You're really on the ball today, [[Luigi]]!)"''
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+*'''To Peach:''' ''"Yoshi! Yoshi! (You're the smartest princess I know, [[Princess Peach]]! You played great today!)"''
+*'''To Bowser:''' ''"Yo Yo! Yoshi! (Uh-oh! We can't let [[Bowser]] win!)"''
+*'''To Toad:''' ''"Yoshi Yoshi! (Looks like [[Toad]] is our hero for the day!)"''
+*'''To Donkey Kong:''' ''"Yoshi! ...Yoshi? (You'll be able to afford a lifetime of bananas now, [[Donkey Kong]]! ...Can I have one?)"''
+*'''To Wario:''' ''"Yoshi Yoshi! ([[Wario]]'s one tough cookie, 'specially when it comes to money!)"''
+*'''To Waluigi:''' ''"Yoshi! Yoshi! ([[Waluigi]]! Use those long, skinny legs of yours to hop on over to the bank!)"''
+*'''To Daisy:''' ''"Yoshi? Yoshi? (Why are you in such a hurry, [[Princess Daisy]]? Don't you want to keep playing?)"''
+*'''To Birdo:''' ''"Yoshi Yoshi! (You're always full of surprises, [[Birdo]]!)"''
+====Swapping shops====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Yoshi! (Let's make a deal, Mario!)"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Yoshi Yoshi? (Do you want to trade shops with me, (player's name)?"''
+====Landing on a low-priced shop====
+*'''To player:''' ''"Yoshi! Yoshi... (Whew! I'm glad your shop is reasonably priced, (player's name)...)"''
+====Landing on an expensive shop====
+*'''To Mario:''' ''"Yoshi... Yoshi. YOSHI! ([[Mario]]... I thought we were friends. BEST friends!)"''
+*'''To player:''' ''"Yoshi Yoshi. (I came to your shop and all I got was an empty wallet, (player's name).)"''
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