List of Fortune Street quotes by Dragon Quest characters (K–Z)

Main article: List of Fortune Street quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Fortune Street as said by Dragon Quest characters (K–Z).

Kiryl

Area-specific

• "What in world is this place? Is it akin to the familiar Zenithia?" (The Observatory)
• "Observing this plentiful people brings into my mind the Tsarevna's tournament of Endor." (Mario Stadium)
• "Now I feel great sentimentality for the time I adventured alongside my comrades." (The Colossus)
• "It gives impression of monster castle. I am with hope that our journey is without event." (Bowser's Castle)
• "This castle is beauty. I believe it is almost equal of our Zamoksva Castle." (Castle Trodain)
• "This is very peculiar creation. I am impressed that such a shaped object is able to fly in sky." (Starship Mario)
• "An island for the habitation of slime! The Goddess gives with much generosity." (Slimenia)
• "A castle inhabited with beautiful princess surrounding by gentle Toad and other friends... I feel green burst of envy." (Peach's Castle)
• "There exists no ghost here, is it not so? I, erm, I am without fear." (Ghost Ship)
• "It gives me great surprise to observe an island filled with dragons. The world is containing much mystery." (Yoshi's Island)
• "Change of profession... Hmm, then perhaps I must become a Tsar who is worthy of Tsarevna! Yoy, I, er, I said nothing." (Alltrades Abbey)
• "These people... they are different from Zenithians? I was not knowing their existence." (Delfino Plaza)
• "The restful place from legendary hero Erdrick. I am with wish that there was opportunity to meet him." (Alefgard)
• "This place has mysterious air. I am feeling great history here." (Super Mario Bros.)
• "Such a location as this would have Tsarevna in great excitement." (Mount Magmageddon)
• "Comrades, I implore! Though this is a track of racing, we must avoid to become excessively heated." (Mario Circuit)
• "The ruins from legendary thief Robbin Hood...I am with wonderment at what treasures sleep within." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
• "I sense this dungeon has many tricks. Perhaps it is wise to leave some mark to prevent becoming lost person." (Good Egg Galaxy)

General

• To player: "I am priest of Zamoksva, with personal name Kiryl. It is pleasing to make your acquaintance."
• "I am with hope for spotted number I desire."
• "I sense a person close behind my back. Come near to me and I begin to chant, I caution!"
• "I believe Tsarevna give me great praise when I keep top position. Haah..."
• "It is not yet. The image of Tsarevna is held close on my chest."
• "How can I give Tsarevna the sweet life she does desire when I so poorly progress?"
• "Mmm...mmm... Whack...mmm..."
• "To cast Dazzle on spotted cube brings small number! But this is without sense."
• "Oh, almighty Goddess..."
• "Mmm... How should one priest behave in this circumstance?"
• "Sunburning protection, fever reducement... Excellent! I am prepared fully."
• "The one who acts with good conscience does always receive his reward."
• "A prayerful heart is greatly important, but prayer alone cannot give victory. One must also give great effort from oneself."
• "We must all be with gratitude of this great opportunity for participation."
• "I implore to you spotted cube! Guide me on this quest!"
• "The Goddess speaks. First we must to love the unpredictable spotted cube. …Mm?"
• "The eyes from everybody are brightly shining. This is magic from spotted cube?"
• "The timing for Whack... mmm... Yoy! The turn is again mine."
• "Luck looks my way. I hope it does not lose interest on me."
• "When I grasp the victory, perhaps I can communicate my feelings to-Nyet! I am not such fluttery one!"
• "Soon I wish to direct my passions for increasing of capital."
• "I desire to increase capital and lead sweet life of my dreams."
• "Mmm... this switch, it gives me great suspicion. This is troubling for me."
• "I observe ahead of me a terrible ordeal."
• "I diligently work to save such money, so such little number is drop in sea for me."
• "I possess one suit only. The journey ahead is lengthy, but every seed knows its time."
• "So I reach the halfway. When a thing you desire comes closer, do you not agree it becomes more heartrending also?"
• "I require now just a solitary suit. My feet are one step proximitied to my dreams of sweet life."
• "After a storm comes fair weather. The efforts we make to reach next level make our achievement taste more sweeter."
• "How to use salary? There is time when I think of nice holiday - Ah, but I am not for such things."
• "All suits now are in my hand. Soon I am in next level."
• "Soon I must consider the way for employing my salary. Perhaps I purchase gift for the special somebody..."
• "How should I call this shop? You have good inspiration for name?"
• "Many little steps become great journey. This is fundamental principle of preistly life."
• "This is the first step trodden on journey to more greater achievement."
• "I pray that this shop receives blessing from Goddess."
• "I wish to paint this area with illuminating hue of Kiryl! Then I show it to Tsarev- Nyet, nyet!"
• "Oy! I believe Tsarevna gives great compliment when she sees such formidable shop."
• "I have discovered one shop I have great desire for, such as my desire for the special lady of my heart."
• "With bravery, I must travel forwards. I believe I will then come naturally to the first position."
• "I am in lowest extremity. But love that blossoms in adversity is sweetest love of all!"
• "This business of warp always make great shock. Even Tsarevna is took by surprise."
• "The remaining shops for purchase are minimal. The true contest is now beginning."
• "Still not all shops are allocated, and I wish to procure more for myself. I must implore with the Goddess."
• "Now entire shops are purchased. I am confident that Goddess does give guidance on our continued journey."
• "Yoy! The shops for purchase are entirely disappeared! Ay-yay-yay... What must I do now?"
• "I have progress that is little bit lacking. I fear the Goddess frowns upon me."
• "Ah, dear Goddess, I beg you forgive me for such method to accumulate funds."
• "I did forget procurement of stocks. I must quickly rectify."
• "Yoy! It is very grand building. I certainly do not climb one so high!"
• "You build such big building in blink of the eyes! You are the black horse, (player's name)!"
• To himself: "The goddess speaks. Victory cannot be attained in such manner. Please, give to me money!"
• "It is important to assist a comrade with troubles."
• "I thank you for free invitation. In return, I issue same invitation for you!"
• "Spasibo, my friends. I vow to you that I do not frivolously use this donation."
• "To have ownership of so many property, it makes my face break into smile. It cannot be helped."
• "I have unexpected abundance of shops! I am full of grate- …Nyet, I am how do you say? - grateful!"
• "Yoy! This shop is very little money."
• "I feel I am profiting little too much from such small price."
• "Yoy! I made my pause at shop of victor! I must more carefully consider strategy. Forgive me, comrades."
• "I feel some envy for you, (player's name). Perhaps my lacking luck is due to lacking prayers."
• "I am overwhelmed by such large recipt! You have full gratitude from pirest Kiyrl."
• "You do well, (Player's name). Means Goddess is with you. Prayerful heart is always rewarded."
• "The Goddess speaks to me that the next dot on spotted cube is solitary one."
• "You can truly afford such payment, (player's name)?"
• "We must all be gratitude of this great opportunity for participation."
• "The Goddess does guide you in your actions, (player's name)!"
• "It is fortuitous that I have ownership of such stock. I am grateful to you, (player's name), and of course to Goddess."
• After landing on bank: "Do you also feel small happiness when you directly pause at a bank? I certainly feel it!"
• After player lands on bank: "To where does one journey next? This is always an exciting though to ponder."
• After landing on a Boon square: "I pray that luck visits each and every one of you also."
• After landing on a Boon square: "Oh, I am so ecstatically joyful that tears drop from my eyes!"
• After landing on a Take-a-break square: "You all have much luck, it does seem. Well, I must not waste oppurtunity for timely rest."
• "Now I am refreshing! It is beneficial for body and mind to rest when the time dictates."
• After Player lands on a Take-a-break square: "It is important for occasional recreation time. I wish that you peacefully rest."
• "I am regretful that today is resting day. I must visit once more in future time."
• After warping: "Oy-yoy...that gave me some fright!"
• After warping: "The one who acts with good conscience does always receive his reward."
• After buying someone out: "Goddess told me that I must to possess in this area."
• After buying someone out: "It is my duty as priest no to look over that area of danger."
• To player buying his shop: "You purchase precious shop from me. Fu!"
• To player buying shop: "This shop receives blessing of Goddess I trust you take it with great care."
• After landing on an expensive shop: "Yoy-oy-yoy..."
• After landing on an expensive shop: "Mm...from henceforth I must more carefully consider the shop wherein I make my pause."
• After getting Goodybag: "Yoy! This is greatly surprising jewel! I hope it does visit to my premises."
• After getting Healie: "These suits you give, Healie…you did cast Heal on them, no!?"
• Swapping shops: "I am pondering with possibility for exchange of shops? Of course I am not offended when your answer is negative."
• Rejecting a trade deal: "This shop is filled with my loving sentiment!"
• After landing his home: "I am liking to speak with you all for whole night long. To sleep is forbidden!"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "I wonder, was it wise for man such as me to draw card such as this?"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "Luck looks my way. I hope it does not interest on me."
• After getting a good Venture Card: "To suddenly receive unanticipated salary...it is something for which I did pray for very long times"
• After getting a bad Venture Card: "I diligently work to save much money, so such little number is drop in sea for me."
• After player gets a good Venture Card: "Exalted Goddess! I implore for you to rain divine retribution down on dishonest heart of (Player's name)!"
• After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Carelessness like this makes victory a long road for you, (player's name)!"
• After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "I am full with gratitude that I receive such card!"
• To player: "I am impressioned, (player's name). Clearly you think of great thoughts. I must be wary of such opponent."
• To player: "My hat has surprising weight. You wish to attempt to wear her?"
• To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). Perhaps we should expend this salary and travel together to Laissez Fayre!"
• "I pray for benediction on you, dear (player's name)!"
• "It is fortuitous that I have ownership of such stock. I am grateful to you, (player's name), and of course to Goddess."
• "So you are such variety of person, (player's name). Mmm..."
• "To dominate area, that is sizeable feat. Perhaps you have one shop for spare for your comrade Kiryl, no?"
• "This is interesting battle, is it not, (player's name)? But I must warn you that I have possessions I wish to protect."
• (If the player's character is female): "Perhaps Tsarevna could learn from this character and be a little more...ladylike."
  • Alena's response: "I hear what you say, Kiryl!"
• To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name), and I eagerly await to see further devotion."
  • Alena's response: "You must quickly increase levels so you can become good sparring partner for Tsarevna, (player's name)!
• To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). It is important to proceed little by little, steps by steps."
  • Angelo's response: "Yes, congratulations indeed. Now how about you and Kiryl come to one of my shops to celebrate?"
• After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Goddess, please to grant your blessing on (player's name), who is returned to us. Well comed back, (player's name)!"
• Even defeat gives good lesson and helps person to grow. … But I do not throw away my towel so soon."
• Approaching victory: "Ah yes, this is refreshing feeling. Now I must hurry for the bank."
• After player approaches victory: "Time is here for special tactic... Nyet, nyet, I did not say nothing! Mm...but...mm..."
• "Yoy... The victory is snatched from reach. Does the Goddess turn her eyes from me?"
• Near bankrupt: "The Goddess is alongside me. Believers are never forsaken. I do not be defeated!"
• Near bankrupt: "Hah... I observe ahead of me one beautiful field of flower. Could it be...the Goddess?"
• Near bankrupt: "Hah...I observe the sign of financial failure. Perhaps I see the dream?"
• Going bankrupt: "It seems I must to more reverently pursue my faith. Haa..."
• Going bankrupt: "The Goddess did turn her face from me..."

Patty

Area-specific

• "I don't know... I think the job I've got right now is just swell. So maybe I'll just take a look around today, if that's OK." (Alltrades Abbey)
• "Wow, what a lot of customers! I could make a pretty pile here just wandering around selling drinks." (Mario Stadium)
• "Ha ha! If any of you thought I'd be scared by a few ghosts like this, then you've got me all wrong!" (Ghost Ship)
• "Oh my! What a lot of dragons. Why don't you all come visit my Party Planning Place sometime?" (Yoshi's Island)
• "Oh, what a beautiful castle! We could lay out some tables in the courtyard and have a buffet-style party." (Castle Trodain)
• "This is some kind of vacation resort, huh? Well, a gal needs to cast off the apron and let her hair down once in a while, I always say." (Delfino Plaza)
• "Oh, yeah! The home of the legendary hero! That sounds like the sort of person who should be on my list of clients. Can someone invite him over?" (Alefgard)
• "Oh, look at that little old castle! Isn't it adorable? Say, I wonder if the owner would let me set up a party planning branch in the town?" (Peach's Castle)
• (to herself): "Robbin' Hood...Why do I feel like I know that name from somewhere...?" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
• "Oh my, we sure end up flying to some funny old places, don't we? I wonder where we are? Up in the far north? Or maybe it's south, is it?" (Starship Mario)
• "I never imagined a place like this in my wildest dreams. Looks like I've got a few more places to explore before I hang up my adventuring boots once and for all." (The Observatory)
• "Gee, is this a racetrack? It looks awfully exciting. Say, maybe I should think about running some horse and car races myself." (Mario Circuit)
• "A whole island full of slimes! I'd heard about a place like this, but I never imagined it really existed! (Slimenia)
• "Oh, I get it. This place is full of monsters, huh? Hey wouldn't it be swell if they all signed up on my party planning list?" (Super Mario Bros.)
• "Phew! It sure is hot here, huh? If I'd know it was gonna be this sweltering, I'd have packed a case full of drinks to sell on my way around!" (Mount Magmageddon)
• "This looks like a pretty tough kind of place. It makes me wanna pick up a sword and go adventuring just like in the good old days." (Bowser's Castle)
• "Is that a giant!? ...Oh, no, it's just some kind of elevator, huh? Shame, I would a loved to put a giant on the party planning list, ya know!" (The Colossus)
• "Coming to such a funny-looking place like this really gets my adventuring spirit going again. I'm ready to do some metal slime experience grinding right now!" (Good Egg Galaxy)

General

• To player: "Hey, honey. I'm Patty. I guess you could say I'm a club-oriented event organizer. I'm sure looking forward to this game with you, (player's name)!"
• "Ha ha ha. This takes me right back to my adventuring days! I love it!"
• "Now listen, everyone. I don't want any of you to cut me any slack, OK? Because I'm not about to cut you any, ya know?"
• "It doesn't matter what the die throws up for me, I can turn any situation to my advantage. You'll see!"
• "There's nothing more exciting than waiting for your turn to come around again, huh?"
• "OK! You guys all ready to see a pro throw the die?"
• "Ooh, I feel like something big's about to happen! ...It's all about thinking positive, you know."
• "Come on, die! Gimme a good'un, huh, pal?"
• "Going around looking at everyone's different shops really gets me thinking..."
• "If I could just land there it'd make my overall strategy a whole lot easier to pull off..."
• "I don't know... I guess I'll just throw the die and think about my options after that."
• "OK! This is for everyone back at the Quester's Rest!"
• "This just doesn't get old, does it? OK! Where to next?"
• "Oh, gee. I'm sorry for holding you all up. It's my turn, isn't it?"
• "Come on, gal! I wanna make these shops of mine bigger."
• "I sure don't seem to have any trouble landing on other people's shops. How come I can't land on my own, huh?"
• "This is a pretty close contest, huh? But I'm not giving up my top spot for anything!"
• "I love a close contest! Come on, guys, show me what you've got!"
• "Three more to go, huh? I wonder what the best route is..."
• "OK, just two more to get gal, This kind of slow-and-steady collecting is right up my alley."
• "Just one more suit left... But I should go get it like it was the very first suit I ever saw."
• "Swell! I'm this far away from getting a promotion! I wonder what I should use my salary on..."
• "Gee. Looks like I'm heading for a promotion, huh? I sure wish we got some business training thrown in."
• "I'm just a hop, skip, and a jump from the bank. Come on, gal, you can do it!"
• "Really? I can have this!? But I never win things. Oh gee, I can't believe my luck!"
• "Ha ha. You've gotta look after your shops, right? They're like kids; you need to help them grow."
• "No, I think I'm gonna give investing a miss for now. I've just got a bad feeling about it."
• "Looks like there aren't a whole lot of shops left for sale. I better hurry and try to snap them up."
• "I really wanna get my hands on the remainder of these shops. Come on, die, make it happen for me!"
• "Ha ha ha! Now things are gonna get interesting, huh? All the shops have been taken, and the real action's about to kick off!"
• "Looks like I'll have to roll the die with a bit more care from now on. Aaahhh, I'm not used to feeling this nervous!"
• "Oh, wow! That's ducky! I could get really hooked on all this stocks stuff!"
• "That's the first stage of my plan to get the edge in this district. I hope I can get hold of the rest of the shops."
• "I've had my eye on this shop for a while."
• "Now I've gotten hold of this shop, I can focus my efforts on getting that one."
• "Things are looking good, I've gotta say!"
• "So that's two shops in this district, huh? But total domination isn't gonna come quite so easily, I guess."
• "Hey, that's my district! Aw, come on, (player's name), that's low. Don't expect any goodwill from me now, OK?"
• "I'm sorry honey. But if you manage to dominate this district, it sure is gonna make things tough for the rest of us."
• "That district of yours is really lookin' great now, (player's name). Wow!"
• "Ha ha ha ha! I did it! Total domination! Time for a party!"
• "Haaah... Now there's an even bigger gap between me and the top spot..."
• "Oh, my! I-I...Eriiinn! Heeelp!"
• "Wh-What's the matter with this shop!? Oh, my poor purse! Aaaah..."
• "If I land on many more expensive shops like this one, I'll be in the red before you know it!"
• "I hope you don't mind, honey, but I'm gonna help myself to this shop. The price kinda hurts, but it'll be worth to the end." (after buying someone out)
• "Hi, honey. I thought I should call in and give you a bit of a boost. I hope this gold gets you on your feet again."
• "I guess the owner's trying to pull in more customers with cheap prices. Nice idea."
• "Sure. I don't mind paying when the prices are that low!"
• "Oh, gee, what a thing! To be caught without enough cash when an opportunity like this arises..."
• "I can't let you do what I think you're gonna do. Total domination's too big a deal." (after buying someone out)
• "That's it! I've had enough of seeing everyone else win! I'm having this shop, even if I have to five times its value!" (after buying someone out)
• "Oh, wow! I sure wasn't wrong to pick these stocks, huh?"
• "Oh, you're buying into the same district as me? OK, honey, here's hoping we both do well!"
• "I guess the owner's trying to pull in more customers with cheap prices. nice idea."
• "Sometimes you've gotta buy stock just to keep someone else from getting the advantage, ya know?"
• After gaining money from other players from a Venture Card: "Oh, gee, I'm sorry everyone. But thanks!"
• After losing money from a Venture Card: "Hey, how come my gold's running away like this?"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "Oh my! Really!? That's a whole lot of stocks right there. Thanks! I'll make sure I get 'em working hard for me!"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "Gee, is that OK? I mean, for me to get such a great card as this?"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "Oh my! My salary! That sure is swell."
• After getting a bad Venture Card: " Hey, what gives!? What did my shops ever do to anyone to deserve this, huh?"
• After landing on the bank: "So, which way shall I scoot off then? I do like to keep my options open."
• After player lands on the bank: "That's a lucky break, huh? Choices are the basis for tactics, right?"
• After landing on a Boon square: "Really? So I'm gonna get a commission even though I'm not doing anything myself? Is...is that OK? It kinda feels wrong somehow."
• After landing on a Boon square: "I'm not the kind of gal who just stands around waiting for things to happen, but I suppose just this once... It'll be good for me, too."
• After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Oh, I've got a day off? I'll get a well-earned rest then, I think."
• After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Oh, but I'm sure gonna miss some shoppers if I close up... Well, I don't suppose grumbling about it will help now."
• "Oh, sorry, honey. Were you taking a rest?"
• "Oh, that's too bad. If you'd just come a little bit later, I'd have been able to serve you, (player's name)."
• "OK, everything's ducky now! I'm rested up and ready to roll!"
• "Oh, gee, I missed out there! Say, can't you drop in when it's not my day off next time?"
• After warping: "Whoa, what happened to me there? Was that some kind of teleportation? My head's spinning."
• After warping: "Wow! I really did warp though space just then! Gee, the whizzos sure know how to surprise us these days, huh?"
• After player warps: "No matter how often I see it, I just can't get used to seeing people disappear and then pop up someplace else!"
• After player warps: "Uh-huh, I see. That's your move, huh? Interesting... You always give me food for thought, honey."
• After getting Goodybag: "Hey there, Mr. Goodybag! Don't forget to call in on old Patty's shops now, will you?"
• After getting Healie: "I sure hope you're gonna give me some suits, Mr. Healslime!"
• After getting Lakitu: "I don't need a day off! But I sure wouldn't mind if you closed a few of my friends' shops, honey."
• After building a checkpoint: "I'm gonna need some more capital for my plans, so a checkpoint's just the thing."
• To male player: "Attaboy, (player's name)! If you want, you can come by my store and make your purse a bit lighter!"
• To male player: "I see you're a very cautious guy, (player's name). I guess I could learn a thing or two from you, huh?"
• To player: "So, how are you feeling, honey? ...Oh, I'm good, thanks. Well, as good as can be expected. Hee hee."
• To player: "I get the impression your shops could turn out to be pretty tough cookies in the end, (player's name). I'm gonna keep my eye on you!"
• To player: "Hey, honey, I think you've overpaid here. This is more than the regular price, ya know?"
• To player: "You sure are lucky, huh, (player's name). I wouldn't say no to a bit of that fortune."
• To player: "Hee hee hee! Thanks, sweetie."
• To player while in first place: "Just look at you go, honey! It won't be long before you're in the lead! I wish I still had your kind of flair."
• After Player resumes a quick-saved game: "Hey there, (player's name)! It's great to see you back again. OK, ready to get on with the fun again?"
• To player: "So you're an explorer, (player's name)? Go easy on us regular folk, huh?"
  • Stella's response: "No one needs to go easy on you, Patty. I know you've got some tricks in your sleeve!"
• To player: "Hey, look at that! That was a nice bit of insider trading there. Maybe I should give that a go myself..."
  • Stella's response: "Is that even legal?"
• "Hey, wait up, (player's name)! Won't you come by my store to celebrate your victory in advance?"
• Opponents close to victory: "I'll get on to organizing a celebration party night right away! It'll only cost (target amount of money). A special deal just for you honey!"
• Approaching victory: "Gee, I'm sorry, but I think I'm just gonna win this now, OK?"
• "Oh, horsefeathers! Now I've got to earn more gold again."
• Near bankrupt: "Phew! It's times like these that just rolling the die makes you tremble..."
• Near bankrupt: "You're a real fix here, Patty! Guess I'll just have to try to hold it out until my next salary..."
• Near bankrupt: "I thought I was pretty careful with money, but it's so easy to get caught out, huh?"
• Going bankrupt: "Oh, gee... I'm bankrupt?... I'm gonna have to go say sorry to Erinn and the others at the Inn. I've really let them down..."
• Going bankrupt: "No... Tell me I'm dreaming, right? It's just a bad dream..."

Platypunk

Area-specific

• "I ain't so g-good wid spooks! ... Ah! Who's tuggin' on my tail!?" (The Ghost Ship)
• "I like what I'm seein' here. This place has got potential. But the boys are gonna have to do summat wid those walls." (Mario Stadium)
• "One day I'm gonna take over the role of our respected Plobfather and live it up in a casa like this one." (Castle Trodain)
• "This flyin' place o' meat is summat else! If we can get this ting back wid us, boys, Don Clawleone's gonna be makin' us breakfast!" (Starship Mario)
• "Heh heh! All the slimes from this island have been cleaned out by me an' the boys! The Plob means business!" (Slimenia)
• "What is this, the races? Heh heh! You ain't seen nuttin' till you've watched the boys shift after a bank job, my friend!" (Mario Circuit)
• "I-I got a bad case o' the voitigo here, boys. Let's get this job done and get back to terra foima, huh?" (The Observatory)
• "This place looks kind of entertainin'! I'm ready for action, you schmoos!" (Super Mario Bros.)
• "Holy Clawleone, that is one hooge statue! Ain't no way the boys are gonna knock over that woik of art." (The Colossus)
• "Aaah... One day I'm gonna be sittin' pret, in a casa of my own wid more tails than you can count!" (Peach's Castle)
• "This place is hotter than a case fulla ice. I ain't never been so mad to have all this fur!" (Mount Magmageddon)
• "What is this place, some kind of vacation joint? Well I ain't fraternizin' wid no one outside of the Family." (Yoshi's Island)
• "We got guys woikin' in this heck of the woods. Anywhere there's summat goin' down, you can bet the Family's involved." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
• "This is the kinda place every made man in the Family dreams of retirin' to". (Delfino Plaza)
• "This place has got some legendary hero, huh? I'm acquainted wid a hero myself as it happens. ... Some mortal schmoo who's always gettin' in our way!" (Alefgard)
• "I ain't likin' the look of this place. The Plob don't like feeling the heat!" (Bowser's Castle)
• "Heh heh! I could make myself the Don! Have the whole of the Plob at my disposal! ...I, er... Them words never raised my lips, OK? Mum's the woid!" (Alltrades Abbey)
• "This place is pretty sweet. I say we make it Family territory, huh boys!?" (Good Egg Galaxy)

General

• To player: "OK, my friend, before we start I just wanna get one thing straight: This is business, OK? The Plob don't like gettin' poissonal."
• "What, ain't there no refreshments around here? I need my spaghetti or things are gonna get ugly."
• "When I bring this game home for the Family, the big guy's gonna be all smiles!"
• "Aaah, there ain't no feelin' like throwin' the die!"
• "Yowser, that's hotter than a stash o' marbles! ...Ya better pray ya didn't boin me tail, ya piece o' garbage!"
• "OK, you schmoos! Here I come!"
• "Hey, quit it wid all the jaw, OK? How's a guy supposed to concentrate on preenin' his tail wid all that noise in his ear, huh?"
• "No one does a number on me, my friends. Foist place is where I belong."
• "You schmoos need to learn some respect! It should be my toin all the time!"
• "I gotta figure out what I'm gonna do wid the mazuma once I win this lay..."
• "The Family needs this joint. You'll be compensated, so don't make this hard for yourself, you follow?"
• "Don't let us down, die! You woik for the Family now!"
• "I ain't too sure what the play is here..."
• "I ain't got time for no fancy ideas. Ya gotta have plenty of swift in this business, my friend."
• "I'm bright-eyed and bushy-tailed today, boys! It's gonna be a good day for the Family!"
• "OK, we're gonna...in the basement, then...wid all the loot...outta there...the hammer an' saw... Hm? Hey, this is private business!"
• "This is the poifect time! I gotta be pumpin' dough into my stores right now!"
• "OK, you saps, get outta my way! I gotta get to one of my stores so's I can start woik on expandin' the business."
• "I know how to take care of the suits. You mark my woids, I'm gonna hit 'em all!"
• "Takin' down a suit gets me hungry. Makes me wanna take on a stack of wheats, ya know."
• "I got the last suit in my sights already. Ain't nuttin' that gets past this tail, my friends!"
• "This roll's gonna get me to the bank, my friend! And then I'm takin' my career to a whole new level."
• "That's the crop! Come on, boys, I need a fast track to the bank!"
• "You're lookin' at a gink wid the suits, my friends! Time to hightail it to the bank..."
• "D'you think the Plobfather's gonna gimme another tail when I make it to the next level, huh?"
• "Hm, there ain't a fat lot of stores left to polchase. I'll have to take what I can on the quiet."
• "Right, boys! We gotta hightail it to them last remainin' stores before the legits take a hold of 'em!"
• "That's all the stores taken care of. Now it's time to woik the advantage..."
• "That toined out nice for us, boys! Very nice!"
• "I gotta say nix on that one. Looks like we've been overspendin' in other areas, boys."
• "Holy Don! That's the kinda pay packet that'd make the big guy cry! That was some score, boys!"
• "What gives, boys? We're losin' lettuce when we ain't even payin' no bills!"
• "Rats! I was lookin' to get a few more properties in the Family's portfolio, you know."
• "It ain't pretty to be greedy. If you're in foist place, you got all the mazuma ya need already!"
• "When you're in last place, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, huh?"
• "The more stars, the better. The Family's establishments have gotta look classy, ya know?"
• "Accordin' to what I been told, you get a better retoin when you invest in stocks after you put the lettuce in your property, huh?"
• "I ain't pumpin' mazuma into the Family's stores at every oppurtoonity, ya know. I got my instructions."
• "This store belongs to the Family now. And that's the way it's gonna stay, capisce?"
• "The Family's got its eyes on a whole bunch of property around here. You better get ready, 'cos we're comin' in hard."
• "Now I'm here, I may as well buy this place up, huh?"
• "Maybe I'll stick a few tails on this joint, huh? So people know it ain't to be messed wid!"
• "Once I start makin' poichases, I just can't stop!"
• "Heh heh! The Family's portfolio just got a little bit fatter!"
• "We ain't far off ownin' this whole district, boys! A domination! The big guy's gonna be gettin' generous wid the tail handouts, huh!"
• "Now that's three joints we got in this district, boys! Stores are like tails - the more you got, the more you got respect."
• "The Family don't like to see no one left out on their own, ya know. We're here to help."
• "Ya doity rat ya, (Player's name)! That store was mine!"
• "Now we got the new Plob headquarters fixed up, boys! Maybe it's time the Plobfather retired and made way for new talent, huh?"
• "I got no kick wid that. The Family ain't got eyes for that establishment anyways."
• "I like it, showin' your respect by lowerin' your prices."
• "I get a kick outta stoppin' in these pricey joints, ya know?"
• "Ya betta think long an' hard about this, my friend. Ya try to thighten the screws on the Family, you're gonna have big problems."
• "I gotta say, I wasn't expectin' no invites to no free shops."
• "My conk's sayin' that way's east, but my tail ain't buyin' it. I'm in a tailspin boys! What gives, huh?"
• "This is gonna be quite an eye-opener for you, (player's name), seein' how the Family operates."
• "Closin'up outta respect for the Family, huh? Thay's the way it oughta be."
• To player while in first place: "Are you tailin' me, (player's name)? I ain't too comfortable wid that look in your eyes!"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "That's the way I like it!"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "Guess I've been doin' good for the Family, huh? The Plobfather's pleased wid my woik."
• After player gets a good Venture Card: "That's a pretty sweet collection of stores ya got goin' there now, (Player's name)."
• After getting a bad Venture Card: "Hey, what gives? Some wise guy just took a piece outta my property!"
• After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Take a look at this, boys! All the stores of that doity rat, (player's name), just took a price hit! Time for the Family to move in!"
• After landing on a Boon square: "Heh heh! There ain't an associate in the Family wid my kinda luck!"
• After landing on a Boon square: "We got lucky, boys! Now we just gotta sit on our tails and watch the dough roll in!"
• After player lands on a Boon or Boom square: "You wanna share some of that luck wid the Family, huh, (player's name)?"
• After landing on a Take-a-break square: "That is fortuitous timin', boys. I was just thinkin' I could do wid takin' it easy for a while."
• After male player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Hey, (player's name)...! Where'd he go, boys? The doity skipout ain't here!"
• After landing on Bank: "Aaah, smell that mazuma, boys! Start takin' notes. You never know when we might need to..."
• After player lands on his closed shop: "Whatever schmoo's runnin' that joint for me, they got some serious explainin' to do!"
• "I ain't never takin' a day off again! I had a dream that a whole bunch of customers came by while every one of my joints was shut up..."
• After landing on an expensive shop: "You betta think long an' hard about this, my friend. You try to tighten the screws on the Family, you're gonna have big problems."
• After warping: "That's a pretty neat trick. The kinda technology the Family likes to invest in."
• After warping: You see? You never know when the Plob's gonna come knockin' on your door, my friend! We can toin up anywhere!"
• After player warps: "You like gettin' around, huh, (player's name)? So does the Family."
• After player warps: "What, are you tryin' to give me a coronary, (player's name)!? Enough wid the disappearin' acts already!"
• After buying a shop out: "Come on in! Spend your dough! This is a nice Family store in a nice Family area! Heh heh!"
• After buying a shop out: "You got so many stores here, you're gonna struggle to take care of them all. You should let the Family step in. Heh heh!"
• After buying a shop out: "Now you guys got the screws on me, I ain't got nuttin' to lose! I'll pay five times what this joint's woith!"
• After getting Goodybag: "That goodybag, Gumdrops, is on the payroll. He's gonna come through wid the goods."
• After getting Healie: "Holy Clawleone! I ain't trustin' no suits from a healslime! If you ain't grifter, I ain't a platypunk!"
• After getting Lakitu: "Now I've seen it all! Cotton candy flyin' through the air!"
• Accepting a trade deal: :I spoke to the big guy and he's approved the switch. Nice doin' business wid ya!"
• Rejecting a trade deal: "I spoke to the big guy, but he ain't makin' the switch. Sorry, my friend, but this ain't gonna happen."
• After player builds a Checkpoint: "You're gonna let a one-tailer through there widout no fee, right, my friend?"
• "I'm all set to take victory here! There ain't no point in tryin' to play the Plob. It can't be done, my friends!"
• "There's nuttin' ya losers can do! I've practically nailed this game already!"
• "I got my schnozzle so far out front here, ya're makin' me look like Pinocchio!"
• "Hey! Who's runnin' the show here, huh? How come I'm in last place? Someone's got some answein' to do!"
• "You schmoos are gonna pay for makin' a member of the Family look like a knucklehead!"
• "No self-respectin' made man hangs around in last place!"
• "You gotta make time for your recreational activities, ya know? That's the way to keep yourself sharp!"
• "When you're in last place, ya gotta do what ya gotta do, huh?"
• "You are one lucky schmoo, (player's name)! I could do wid a piece of that action myself..."
• To female player: "The boys call me 'boss', but you can call me 'Platy' if ya like, doll."
• To female player: "That's a pretty tasty pay packet you got yourself there, doll. I ain't one to feel jealous, but..."
• To male player: "That's a pretty tasty pay packet you got yourself there, bo. I ain't one to feel jealous, but..."
• Platypunk to player: "I ain't about to lose to no slimeball! And I ain't about to lose to a slime, neither, (player's name)! Heh heh!"
  • Slime's response: "Eek! You're oozing with more confidence than a metal king slime!"
• To player: "Me and the boys, we know how to get things done. You catch my drift, squirt?"
• To player: "Your salary!? You lucky schmoo! Come on, spill the beans, squoit! How much d'ya make?"
• To player: "I just noticed what you're up to here, (player's name)! You got a pretty big stake in this district, huh?"
• To player: "You got yourself a pretty pile of dough there, (player's name). I'm green wid envy, I gotta tell ya."
  • Alena's response: "I feel some envy, but I plan same success by my own efforts. Tsarevna is not defeated, (player's name)!"
• Platypunk to Slime: "How's this schmoo come by all this dough, huh boys? He's/She's makin' us look like small fry!"
  • Slime's response: "I don't know how you goo it, but I think you're subslime, (player's name)!"
• To player: "So you're gonna take it away this time, huh, (player's name)? Well at least we weren't beat by no slime, huh, boys?"
  • Slime's response: "Hey! That's mean! The Plob's full of really mean blobs!"
• After being bought out: "Call the law! It's a knock-off! That (player's name) is a cheap crook!"
• After player lands on the bank: "Looks like you scraped your way back to the bank, huh, (player's name)?"
• Near bankrupt: "Ya feelin' the chill, to? I ain't doin' so good here. I gotta bunk already."
• Approaching victory: "No one's gonna catch me now! Not now I got my mitts on the loot!"
• "Hey! I had the berries, now where's it gone, huh? Who took off wid me dough!?"
• After player resumes a quick-saved game: "I thought you'd walked out on me for a minute there, doll! I gotta say, it's good havin' you around again!"
• After player approaches victory: "Th-This ain't good, boys! If we get beaten by that (player's name) schmoo, the big guy's gonna be spittin' lead at us!"
• After female player approaches victory: "Hey, wait for me at the bank, doll! I ain't gonna be far behind."
• Going bankrupt: "I-I'm on the nut!? B-But I was g-gonna make the big time!"
• Going bankrupt: "I-I'll be waitin' for you, you schmucks! The Plob don't get beat so easy!"

Princessa

Area-specific

• "I'd like to think that Moonbrooke Castle was once as grand as this." (Castle Trodain)
• "Ooh, a vehicle resembling a face! This looks rather fun." (Starship Mario)
• "Wah! I'm so terrified here that I can hardly function." (Mount Magmageddon)
  • Traveling by magmalice on the map: "Why, thank you, magmalice! I must admit to being rather taken aback, mind you."
• "What a delightful castle. Perhaps Moonbrooke would benefit from being restyled in the same manner." (Peach's Castle)
• "A monster with the ability to control this Staub would certainly be a force to be reckoned with!" (The Colossus)
• "Would you all mind terribly if you took the lead here? I'll be following along momentarily." (Bowser's Castle)
• "This little island is just teeming with slimes! Trying to count them makes my poor eyes hurt." (Slimenia)
• "Baseball, you say? So one would use this stick to hit the ball, would one?" (Mario Stadium)
• "What a wonderful castle, floating in the sky like that! Perhaps I should see if Moonbrooke could be made to do the same." (The Observatory)
• "Goodness, this is a rather strangely shaped island. One must take care not to become lost." (Good Egg Galaxy)
• "Just how far do these ruins go on? I'm afraid I hustle can't feel at ease here." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
• "What a charming town. We must model the new Moonbrooke town on this wonderful example." (Delfino Plaza)
• "Alefgard was established by the great spirit Rubiss. It is my duty to protect it!" (Alefgard)
• "I wonder if I have a hope of winning. I implore you all to give me achance, at least." (Mario Circuit)
• "One can only hope that the poor lost souls will find their way to rest in peace." (The Ghost Ship)
• "This dragon doesn't appear to be at all aggressive. If only the whole world could be so peaceful." (Yoshi's Island)
• "I'm afraid I'm unable to conside a change in vocation. It is my duty to revive Moonbrooke." (Alltrades Abbey)
• "This is a rather unusual location. I wonder if I'll be able to succeed here." (Super Mario Bros.)

General

• To player: "I am Princess Princessa of Moonbrooke. It's a pleasure to meet you, (player's name).
• "Oh, please give me the number I wish for!"
• "I must push myself to the limit and beyond if I'm to make up for the absence of my two loyal friends."
• "The stronger I become, the more I can protect my pack. I must do everything in my power."
• "Woof woof! Woof woof! Oops! I appear to have reverted back to my canine self."
• "Oh, great Rubiss! Please bestow upon me your divine protection."
• "I must save a great deal more money. I wonder just how much will be required to rebuild Moonbrooke Castle."
• "I think I ought to use Holy Protection in the hope that it will prevent any monsters from attacking."
• "Mother, Father...please protect your little princess."
• "I wonder where I shall go next. It's all rather exciting!"
• "Great Rubiss, please guide me to one of my shops."
• "I can see my shops before my eyes, but I just cannot seem to stop at them. What am I to do?"
• "The battle is still far from won. I can't possibly afford to lose."
• "I have high expectations of you, lucky die!"
• To herself: "Watch over me, great Rubiss..."
• "I'm pondering where I should proceed to next. I don't suppose you could recommend a worthwhile shop?"
• "That shop looks rather dangerous. I don't suppose I could bypass it using Safe Passage..."
• "Not to worry, I still have fight in me yet."
• "Now I have two suits in my possession. This brings to mind the time I was collecting the five crests."
• "I have three suits left to collect. That seems to be a good direction to try. I'm picking up something of a scent..."
• "The next level is tantalizing close now. I wonder what new spells I will be able to learn."
• "I have my four suits, so now I just need to reach the bank if I'm to attain the next level. I must hurry!"
• "I must continue to improve myself so that I can protect Moonbrooke!"
• "An opportunity appears to have presented itself. I'll turn this shop into something a little more pricy."
• "My first purchase in this district! I must work steadily and increase my acquisitions little by little."
• "Another acquisition for Moonbrooke! How very exciting!"
• "This will be one step up the ladder to Moonbrooke's revival."
• "Now this shop belongs to me! I must make more purchases!"
• "My second acquisition in this district. I'm tempted to take over the entire area if I can."
• "Rrowf, rrowf! (She appears to be in high spirits because she has so many shops.)"
• "Come to think of it, that district is becoming rather than full of your shops, (player's name). I wonder if I need to pull up my socks..."
• "The great Rubiss is obviously watching over you on this fateful day, (Player’s name)."
• "Ruff ruff ruff! (She appears to be overwhelmed with delight.)"
• "Woof woof! Nnnn... (She appears to be playing with the suits.)"
• "I feel rather ill at ease, building something like this in my capacity as princess."
• "I do hope everyone will visit my shop."
• "It's possible to recover from even the harshest of trials. Just think, I used to be a dog! Yet I'm perfectly normal again now."
• "For the sake of Moonbrooke's revival, I cannot afford to be defeated."
• "How foolish of me to stop at a shop belonging to the player in first place!"
• "So in terms of shops left for purchase...is that all there is? I must hurry!"
• "I desperately wish to acquire that shop. Am I wise to buy it, great Rubiss?"
• "Ooh. I wonder what's wrong with me. I'm all of a tizz."
• "Goodness! I had no idea that so many shops had already been sold. You people are as fast as Whippets!"
• "All of the shops have been sold! I must try not to dally in the future."
• "So all the shops have been sold. I do hope you will all give me a fighting chance."
• "Now I'm in first place...I wonder if it would be ethical to use Kasap on my opponents? Prohibited? Really? Surely not!"
• "So I am just a hair breadth's from first place? Then I must do my utmost to achieve it, for everyone's sake."
• "He he he! No one can cause accuse me of being weak now."
• "Once again, I have Rubiss to thank to her guidance."
• "It's not easy to be in such position, but I must hold my head high. I've been in just this situation before."
• "Aroo... Nn, nn, nn... (She appears to be in low spirits.)"
• "Not to worry. I still have to fight in me yet."
• "So your shop just became a little bit more secure, (player's name). I can see it means a lot to you."
• "Ooh, how exciting! I want to do something just as rewarding."
• "To think that a shop of mine could do so well! Of course, it's all thanks to the great Rubiss and her divine protection."
• "Splendid! Moonbrooke's savings are looking bountiful now."
• "Oh! A payment so high will all but empty my purse."
• "This is a rather expensive shop. I do hope I have adequate funds."
• "This is a hefty blow to my savings."
• "It's half-price today? Then perhaps I should take advantage and purchase more than usual."
• "That shop is a little pricy at the moment. How unfortunate that I chose today of all days to come."
• "I'm afraid of dreams of domination will have to be abandoned as long as I'm present!"
• "I really am most grateful. It's a tremendous privilege to receive a donation from each and every one of you."
• "I don't suppose you're planning on something underhanded, are you, (player's name)? I have Kaboom up my sleeve if you are!"
• "What's your opinion of my shop, (Player's name)? It's rather good, don't ya think? Say it's a good or I'll-... Te he he!"
• Swapping Shops: "What an attractive-looking shop. I know! May I propose that you exchange it for one of my own?"
• Accepting a trade deal: "It’s a pleasure doing business with you. May we both have great success with our acquisitions."
• After landing on the bank: "I wonder if Moonbrooke would become more prosperous if we established a bank there."
• After getting money from other players due to Venture Card: "I would have ideally preferred a more generous windfall, but one mustn't complain."
• After losing money to another player because of an event: "That money has been hard-earned by all of us, so you must take care to use it wisely."
• After getting a good Venture Card: "This is a sign the from great Rubiss. I must continue to strive for victory!"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "Haah haah... (She appears to be trying to bury her stocks!)"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "A bonus for me? Te he, it's rather good when things go one's way."
• After getting a good Venture Card: "Someone is clearly watching over me. Thank you, great Rubiss."
• After player gets a good Venture Card: "All of your shops have increased in price, (player's name)! Tell me, did you use some kind of spell?"
• After player gets a good Venture Card: "I must admit I'm rather envious, (player's name). I wonder if I might be awarded a bonus."
• After Player gets a good Venture Card: "That was lucky, (player's name). I only hope I will be as fortunate."
• After Player gets a Suit Yourself Card: "That Suit Yourself card looks very useful. I'd like a few of those myself"
• After getting a bad Card: "Such a price is easily within my reach. Ruff ruff!"
• After getting a bad Card: "How very unfortunate I am, drawing such a terrible card! Nnn..."
• After player gets a bad Card: "That was jolly bad luck, (player's name). Perhaps I'll cast Fullheal for you a little later on."
• After getting Healie: "Excuse me, Mr. Healie, but I don't suppose you'd consider giving me a suit in return for my teaching you Fullheal?"
• After warping due to Venture Card: "This is a rather useful card. If only one could always have it to hand."
• After landing on the Lucky Space: "I wonder if this means a change in my fortunes. Perhaps a dashing prince will come to my rescue...mmm!"
• After landing on Boon Space: "I do hope this will bring me some luck. My life to date has been rather lacking in it."
• After landing on Boon Space: "I don't suppose you could you share some of that good luck with me, (player's name)?"
• After landing on a switch: "I wonder what would happen if that switch were pressed. I do hope I wouldn't be turned into a dog or anything."
• "That's bad form, isn't it visiting a shop on a day off? You must visit again when I'm open!"
• After player warps: "I wish I could do this 'warping' business. It's hardly fair if only you take advantage of it, (player's name)."
• "Did you want to go there, (player's name)? I was thinking there was a good scent the other way, personally."
• After warping: "Dear me! Too much of this 'warping' makes one's head go into a spin."
• After player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "I wish you a restful day off. Tomorrow will be a new beginning."
• "Princess Princessa reporting for duty! I must get to work."
• "Oh dear! It's closed. I was looking forward to coming here."
• After building a checkpoint: "With a checkpoint built and Safe Passage in place, no monsters will be traversing through here."
• To player: "Congratulations on reaching the next level, (player's name). The stronger you are, the more you'll be able to look out for me!"
• To player: "The bank is rather impressive, isn't it? I must do all I can to rebuild Moonbrooke."
• To player: "People make their own luck. It would appear you've already done so, (player's name)."
• To player: "It's a pleasure doing business with you. May we both have great success with our acquisitions."
• To player: "Impressive as always, (player's name). I really must take a leaf out of your book."
• To player: "How would you feel if you were turned into a dog, (player's name)?"
• To player: "I can't lose this, (player's name)! I won't allow first place slip away from me!"
• To player: "If I were to cast Snooze on you, there would be one less player to compete with..."
  • Slime's response: "I'm wide awake. I couldn't plop off to sleep now."
• Princessa to player: "Ooh, congratulations, (player's name)! You mustn't rest on your laurels, though. It's important to go from strength to strength."
  • Slime's response: "Yeah, congratgoolations, (player's name)! ...You, you won't start being mean to me now you're so mind-blobbingly amazing, will you?"
• To player: "You perform admirably, (player's name). I would be thrilled if you could assist me in the rebuilding of Moonbrooke when this is over."
  • Alena's response: "I think not! I already did decide that (player's name) becomes assistance to Tsarevna!"
• To player: "Congratulations, (player's name). I would appear you have become a degree stronger.
  • Dragonlord's response: "No promotion, no magic potion, no incantation, no invocation could ever raise a mortal to the heights of my might!"
• After buying someone out: "Kabooooom! This shop belongs to me!"
• After getting bought out: "How dare you try to take over my territory, (player's name)? Next time, I might just take a bite from you!"
• After getting bought out: "Grrr! WOOF WOOF! (She seems a little angry.)"
• Near bankrupt: "Aooooo...(She looks on the verge of tears)"
• Near bankrupt: "Great Rubiss, please offer me your guidance."
• Near bankrupt: "Surely this doesn't mean my dreams of protecting Moonbrooke are over?"
• "Oh...I see my dreams receding into the distance and out of my grasp."
• After reaching net worth needed to win: "I have (target amount of money)! That means victory is just a hair's breadth away! This will be a huge boost to Moonbrooke's fortunes.
• Approaching victory: "A resounding success! With these refunds, I'll be able to rebuild Moonbrooke Castle."
• "Oh, I was so close! This is unforgiveable, grrrr!"
• After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (player's name). I tried Kazing countless times, you know."
• After player approaches victory: "You've almost reached the target, (player's name)? Perhaps I should cast Kasnooze to put a stop to you..."
• Going bankrupt: "Forgive me, everyone. It appears the rebuilding of Moonbrooke is still going to take some time."
• Going bankrupt: "Mother, Father... It would appear your princess is more of a Poodle than a Rottweiler."

Slime

Area-specific

• "My anslurpstors fought alongside the legendary hero from here. I bet they were really stout!" (Alefgard)
• "Wow, look at them croozing around! This is even more exciting than the Slurpodrome! I want a goo! I want a goo!" (Mario Circuit)
• "Yay! Look at all my goosom buddies here! Hey, even the island's shaped like me!" (Slimenia)
• "Wow! Just look at all that gootiful greenery! I bet the king or queen here's really squishy-hearted." (Peach's Castle)
• "Wow! I'm blobsmacked! The castle, the train...All flying goo the sky!" (The Observatory)
• "Do you think Yoshi and all his friends will goo easy on me? You don't think they'll juice me, do you?" (Yoshi's Island)
• "Oh goodie, oh goodie! ...I'm the king of the castle, you're the dirty rascal! Tee hee! This place is goovy!" (Castle Trodain)
• "Tee hee hee! I love wobbling and rolling about in grass!" (Mario Stadium)
• "Oh! Do you wanna know something? Listen to this! ...This humongooze statue... moves!" (The Colossus)
• "Yay! Gooray! ...Where are we all gooing? ...Hm? Into the gooniverse? Ooh, that sounds like fun. It is, isn't it?" (Starship Mario)
• "Ahhh, all that warm sunlight is making me really stretchy! Look how I squidge out under the rays!" (Delfino Plaza)
• "I know what this place is. This is one of those petrifying dungeons that squidges into a different shape every time you goo in it!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
• "Brrr... I'm sc-scared... This place is t-too stony and h-hard and straight and s-solid!" (Bowser's Castle)
• "Ghosts and gools and skeletons and stuff are all monsters just like me. We're friends. You don't need to be scared!" (Ghost Ship)
• "What's gooing on here? Everything's all plopsy-turvy... I'm completely bamgoozled!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
• "Ah! I don't like this place! I-I might dry up! I'll be deslurpcated!" (Mount Magmageddon)
• "D-Don't tread on me! I-I'm not a bad slime! Really! I promise!" (Super Mario Bros.)
• "I wouldn't chooze another vocation. Call me gooey, but I like being a slime!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General

• To player: "Hi! I'm... Well, everyone just calls me 'Slime'. Good luck (player's name)! I wish you every slurpcess!"
• "It seems like ploperty's the best way to get rich, so I'm going to buy!"
• "Er...erm...um... Oh, I know! I'll slurp out where to goo AFTER I've rolled the die!"
• "Here gooes! (Slurp)"
• "What? What is it!? …Oh! It's my goo! Sorry!"
• "If I try really, really, really hard, do you think I could boing over the finish line first?"
• "I'm a slime, so I can streeetch out like this and then...pyong! See!? Like a rocket!...Ah! D-Don't you pull me!
• "I like squidging out under the sun, but I like playing more!"
• "It's super-glooper to be able to play with mortals as well, instead of just monsters all the time!"
• "I-I can't seem to get a good grip on the die!"
• "Roly-poly, round and round, and...plop! ...What will I get!?"
• "OK, I'm gooing to boing up in the air, and whichever way I'm facing when I plop back down, that's the way I'll goo."
• "I might be small, but I'm a goo-getter! I can play with the big blobs!"
• "(Slurp slurp slurp...) Oh! Excooze me! I was just thinking about winning!"
• "Shops, suits, gold coins... This is really confoozing... My brain's turning to jelly!"
• "Wibble wobble black bobble... Ooh, where shall I go next?"
• "Brrr... I'm sc-scared... That sh-shop up ahead keeps looking at me. It wants to take all my slimoleons!"
• "I've already got stocks, I have! Next I want to make my ploperty bigger..."
• "My slurpiest slime friend told me I should plop more gold coins into my shops once I've got stocks."
• "I've got a suit! I've got a suit! Ner-nee Ner-nee goo-dah!"
• "I've found two suits now! Two whole suits!"
• "Just one more suit to goo, then I'll have the whole gloop!"
• "Yay! All four suits! I've got all four! ..Now where did the bank goo?"
• "Once I hop back to the bank, I slurp up a pay packet, don't I? Yay! Gooray!"
• "Hee hee hee! I'm gooing up to the next level soon!"
• "Hee hee! I'm gooing to hop up a level on my next roll for sure!"
• "I bought a shop! I'm the ploprietor of my very own shop!"
• "This is slime property now!"
• "Hee hee! My first ploperty!"
• "One...two... Yay! That's my second ploperty in this district!"
• "This ploperty will keep the first ploperty I bought here company. They'll squidge along nicely together!"
• "Gooray! I've done it! Slime Avengoo's complete! I'm on oozy street now!
• "Look at all those jumbo ploperties! Ya've got a domination (Player's name)!"
• When in last place: "What can I do? What can I do!? I don't want to be last! It's borin' with a rigid 'r' in ze middle!"
• When in last place: "Why'd I've to slurp back 'ere in last place all ze time!? Why can't someone else do it?"
• When in last place: "I'm last! I' 'ate bein' last I'm gettin solid beatin'!"
• "Did you see that!? I bought another ploperty here!"
• "Gooray! My ploperty got bigger!"
• "Hee hee! Expanding ploperty looks like fun, I want to have a goo! Now, how much should I invest...?"
• "Yay! My shop's grown up! Why don't you all plop over and make some slurpchases?"
• "I've seen other players eyeing up this shop. It makes me worry-wobble."
• "Oh, I see... I got goodles of gold then because my stocks skyrocketed!"
• "Hee hee hee! Didn't think I could squeeze that much out of my stocks, did you?"
• "Huh! Have I got more gold, now...? That's a bit of a slurprise."
• "Hm? Aren't I gooing to invest? No! I'm having goo much fun at the moment!"
• "Don't give up! I'm right behind you, slurpporting you all the way!"
• "Oh, there aren't a lot of shops left, are there? Boo goo!"
• "Oh no! There are hardly any shops left! I need to shake a leg - or something - and get over to the ones that are still up for sale!"
• "Boo hoo goo! I-I wanted more shops than that and now there are none left! Waaaah!"
• "There aren't any shops left... They've, they've all been slurped up... But I wanted to have moooooore! Goo hoo hoo!"
• "What can I uooze to buy that shop...? Ooh! Yes! I'll squeeze in and bounce the owner out in a forced buyout!"
• "Erm...well...you see... This district's stock prices are really going to esgoolate. ...I'm almost certain!"
• "Wow! So that's how you make gold from stocks, is it? Fantabgoolous!"
• "That's not fair! You can't plump up the price just because I'm a monster!"
• "Boo goo... They say you can looze gold with stocks. This must be what they mean!"
• "Err...oh yeah! I remember! Expand your shops after buying a dollop of stocks. ...That's the way to goo, isn't it?"
• "Ooh gooey! A cheap ploperty!"
• "Wahoo! Look at me! Ooze the best!? I am, I am!"
• "Hee hee hee! This dinky little ploperty's so cute!"
• "Hee hee! I'm a super-squishy slime! Hard cheese, losers!"
• "Ooh! Ooh! Can I switch that switch? Pleeease!? Goo on!"
• "You'll have to excooze me. I'm taking a day off. I can't play."
• "I'm a slime, so I can streeech out like this and then...pyong! See!? Like a rocket! ...Ah! D-Don't ya pull me!"
• After receiving money from other players after an event: "Wow, thanks everyone! That's so generooze!"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "Did my ploperties just get a bit bigger? Yay! Gooray!"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "Wow! I can crooze on up the next level without paying a vist to the bank? Gooray!"
• After getting a bad Venture Card: "But I'm not a bad slime, I promise! Why did someone take some of my gold coins away?"
• After landing on the Bank: "Yay! I made it! I'm at the bank! It feels so goo to plop down on it rather than boing over it!"
• After landing on an expensive shop: "Agh! I know what people say about shops like this! Daylight blobbery!"
• After landing on an expensive shop: "You're mean! Goomans are really, really mean!"
• After landing on an expensive shop: "Urgh! Shops like this are horrid! They send shivers down my - Well, they make me shiver!"
• After landing on an expensive shop: "Boo goo! My purse isn't nice and plump anymore. Not squishy at all..."
• After landing on an expensive shop: "You're mean (player's name)! Just because I'm a super-squishy slime, it doesn't mean I'm 'flexible' with prices!"
• After landing on a Boon or Boom square: "I'm as lucky as a seed of luck!"
• After landing on a Boon square: "Now I've stopped on a lucky square, does that make me a kind of fortune cookie?"
• After player lands on a Boon square: "You're so lucky! You're a big, sloppy dollop of luck, (player's name)!"
• After player lands on a Boon square: "Yay! Lucky goo, (player's name)! Now you can share in everyone else's joy!"
• After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Aaaaaahhh... Goo-night..."
• "I feel as fit as a Fullhealslime after that rest!"
• "Huh? Did someone plop in while I was snoozing?"
• "You're goovy, (player's name), you know that?"
• After buying someone out: "Share some ploperties with me, goo!"
• After warping: "Ooh, that felt fantabgoolous, being able to stretch so far!"
• After warping: "Urgh! That was a bit of a stretch! I thought I was going to split in goo!"
• After player warps: "Wh-Where did you goo, (player's name)!? Whe- Oh! There you are!"
• After getting Goodybag: "Gumdrops! I love goo-dybags. Give me some treasure! Please, please, please!"
• After getting Healie: "Hiya, Healie! Can I have a suit, please? I’m not a bad slime, I promise!"
• After getting Lakitu: "Lakitu! I'm not tired at all. So don't goo giving me a rest!"
• After getting money from a Venture Card: "A bonus, a bonus! Right, that's galvanoozed me into action!"
• After player warps: "That was a slurprise! You used a warp card, did you?"
• After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Have a good snooze, (player's name). You need a rest."
• After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "I know what that is! You can uooze that card in place of a suit!"
• To player: "That's three whole ploperties you've got in that district, (player's name)! ...You're going for total globulation, aren't you?"
• After player achieves total domination: "Look at all those jumbo ploperties! You've got a domination, (player's name)!"
• "B-But you didn't goo anything wrong, (player's name)! That's so unfair!"
• "I-I just can't get a goo grip on the die! Don't laugh! I'm digitally challenged, you know!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
• "Congratgoolations, (player's name)! So, what are you gooing to spend your salary on?"
• "Wow! You're really plopular, (player's name)! I wish I had your charm!"
• Starting a deal: "Erm...excooze me... Will you swap ploperties with me?"
• Starting a deal with Player: "I'd like to have a goo at swapping a ploperty with you, (player's name), if you agree?"
• After losing money due to an event: "But I'm not a bad slime, I promise! Why did someone take some of my gold coins away?"
• "I-I've lost some of my gold! Where's it gone!? ...What did you goo, (player's name)!?"
• "Goo for you, (player's name)! Nice gooing!"
• To himself: "So you just roll the die and plop along the board? Alright, I can goo that!"
• To player: Congratgoolations,(player's name)! So, what are you going to spend your salary on?"
• To player: "Look out! I'm hot on your heelslime!"
• To player: "Why are you squeezing more gold out of us, even though you're in the plop position? You're a bully!"
• To player: "I'm so happy to be playing with you, player, I've turned to jelly!"
• To player: "Wow! A promotion! ...Did you get a big fat juoozy salary!?
• To player: "You're not one of those horrid goomans, are you, (player's name)? You wouldn't brooze my ooze, would you?"
• To player: "Amazing! You plopped right on to the bank, (player's name)!
• To player: "You don't need to worry, (player's name). I'd never uslurp your power!"
• To player: "Don't give up! You can still bounce back!"
• To player: "You're so goovy, (player's name)! I wish I knew how to handle stocks!"
• After getting bought out: "Hey! I'm not a bad slime! I'm not! I promise!"
• After building a tax office: "Once I've got more gold, I'll come back her and uooze it to my advantage!"
• When landing on an expensive shop: "Eek! I-I'm sorry! Don't be angry! Don't beat me to a- Well, to more of a pulp than I am already!"
• After player approaches victory: "Wow! How does it feel, (player's name)? To be on the final stretch, just a plop away from winning?"
• Slime to player: "That's gloopendous, (player's name)!... What are you going to uooze the gold on!?
  • Stella's response: "You can't ask stuff like that!...But are you thinking of dashing over to one of my shops for a splurge, eh?
• To Princessa: "Gooness gracious! Look, Princess Princessa! (player's name)'s oozing with gold all of a sudden!"
  • Princessa's response: "What an extraordinary achievement! I must take notes!"
• To player: "Oh... You're gooing to win, are you, (player's name)? So, we won't be able to play anymore?"
  • Princessa's response: "The game hasn't reached its conclusion yet. I still have Snooze at my disposal!"
• To player: "You're so plopulent, (player's name)! How do you goo it!?"
  • Stella's response: "That was a bit of insider shading, was it? Certainly seems shady to me..."
• To player: "Gooray! Congratgoolations on your promotion, (player's name)! ...How juoozy was your salary!?
  • Bianca's response: "You slimy little critter! Didn't your mum ever tell you it's rude to ask stuff like that?"
• To player: "Wow, (player's name)! You're like one huge dollop of gold!"
  • Dragonlord's response: "Aaarrrgh! Pesky pest, test my patience thou dost! ...Slime! Dispatch this witless twit!"
• To player: "Wow, (player's name), you've done it! You've got the full (target net worth G)! That's fabgoolous!"
  • Stella's response: "What are you so happy about, you loony blob? If we don't catch him/her, we're all dead beat!"
• After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Ooh, (player's name)! Welcome back! I'm so glad to see you I could boing off the board!"
• "Oh... I knew I didn't have substance to win.."
• "What, I can't boing over the finish line now? But why? Oh, boo hoo goo! I wanted to win!"
• After reaching net worth needed to win: "Yay! Yay! Gooray! I've got (target amount of money)! If only I could Elasto Blast my way to the finish line!"
• Approaching victory: "I'm gooing to win! I'm gooing to win! Quick! There's no slime to looze!"
• "What, I can't boing over the finish line now? But why? Oh, boo hoo goo! I wanted to win!"
• Going bankrupt: "I don't want to goo! I want to stay and play more!"
• Going bankrupt: "I'm sorry, everyone. I-I have to make my excoozes..."

Stella

Area-specific

• "Fatguts! Oi, fatguts, you here? I need your help. Come on, stop pretending you've gone out, you daft old grump!" (The Observatory)
• "What the flap's going on here, then? Am I the only one who's noticed this island's crawling with dragons!? ...Eh? Oh, we don't have to fight them? Thank flap for that!" (Yoshi's Island)
• "Well flap me! A whole slimy island! Don't tell me they all squelch together into one massive, wobbling dollop of yuck..." (Slimenia)
• "Uurgh, talk about spooky! I'm not flapping around here any longer than I have to. Let's get this over with and buzz off like bats out of a belfry!" (Bowser's Castle)
• "No, no! This place is a no-no! I don't like ghosts and that. They give me the creaks. That's why ships like this always make that noise." (Ghost Ship)
• "Hmph, that is one weird-looking castle! I wouldn't want to be stuck in there if a hoard of marauding monsters was coming my way!" (Peach's Castle)
• "I'm getting a faint whiff of...eau de vine, is it? Is that your perfume? Very classy. I'll have to get a name off you." (Castle Trodain)
• "If you're looking for a pilot, look no further! I've flown some pretty impressive locomotives in my time! Born to fly, I was! ...What?" (Starship Mario)
• "Wow, this place is hotter than a hotgoblin! It's like a steam bath here. ...Ooh, d'you think it's good for skin?" (Mount Magmageddon)
• "Ooh, I want to have a go in one of those! I don't care what you say, I'm getting behind the wheel!" (Mario Circuit)
• "Ooh, look at that, there's a gap in the map. Still, I can just fly over that, being a faer-I mean, having wings and that." (Super Mario Bros.)
• "Places like this are full of traps and stuff, aren't they? No dungeons aren't my thing. What did you bring me for, eh? Eh!?" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
• "So what do you do here, then? Throw that white ball around? ...Eh? What? Throw it and die!? That's a bit harsh! ...Oh, throw the die!" (Mario Stadium)
• "... A legendary hero? If he's such a legend, maybe he should take my place while I'm out to lunch!" (Alefgard)
• "Ooh, this is lovely, eh? A nice relaxing holiday. Just what I need. ...But I'm not doing any relaxing until I've won!" (Delfino Plaza)
• "For a minute I thought this was just some boring old eyesore, but it moves! Come on, give me a go! Let me shake the reigns!" (The Colossus)
• "So this is what it looks like above the sky, eh? I bet you can see the Observatory, can't you?" (Good Egg Galaxy)
• "I'm not looking to change vocation now. I'm in my dream job already. I'm a nai- Er, I mean, I'm a, a, a... a faerie godmother..." (Alltrades Abbey)

General

• To player: "Prepare to be frazzled! Prepare to be ablazed! You're face to face with Stella, Queen of the Starflight!"
• "Alright, everyone, look this way! I'm about to throw the die, so you might want to watch and earn!"
• "Huuurrrgh...ching! There!"
• "Right, let's make some flapping cash!"
• "Thank flipperty-flap for that. I thought I was going to die waiting for the die!"
• "Hee hee hee! I've got the feeling I'm gonna roll a real porker of a number here!"
• "Come on! Hurry up! Hand over the die!"
• "OK, it's my go. Hold on to your cats, folks! You'll never see them again if you let them go here!"
• "I'll show you all how this game's played. Step aside for the star of the show!"
• "Urgh. I've got a nasty feeling that something's about to go horribly wrong."
• "Phew, I don't like this. This could go pear-shaped for me in the blink of a fly. And flies blink really fast. I've got to push on."
• "You're all hot on my heels, aren't you? Well get off! These shoes cost a flapping fortune!"
• "When I win, you'll all have to start calling me Stella, Queen of the Streets! …You know, as in, Fortune Street.
• "Hee hee! It's the moment you've all been waiting for! Stella makes her movement!"
• "Now where should I go next? Hm, I haven't been shopping for a while, I wouldn't mind hitting the stores!"
• "Come on. Just take me to one of my shops that's nearby. Any one will do. Help me out, dicey!"
• "This is so annoying! I want to beef up all my shops, but I just can't seem to stop on the right squares."
• "I don't like the look of that switch. Goodness knows what'd happen if you flipped it. Probably caused a right flap."
• "Whoa! I'm all at sixes and elevens! I can't stand up!"
• "Let's see if I can get to that classy-looking place over there this time..."
• "So I need three more suits like this. Right! Change of plan, then! I'm putting all my eggs in the venture card casket! Even if it kills me!"
• "That's my three-piece suit! Fitted and everything. Very nice! Just one more to go now!"
• "Hee hee! First place, in sight. Then it's a straightforward cruise to the finish, and the job's your uncle!"
• "Ooh, that shop's delicious! I want to eat it all up and make it mine!"
• "Come and see the all new Stella Store! We're sure to be opening up a branch in your district soon!"
• "This district's starting to show a bit of class now. It's got star quality!"
• "Alright, let's get this crow on the toad! That's my shop, and none of you lot are getting your chubby little claws on it!"
• "Oh, flap! The winner's the last person I want to be handing over gold to!"
• "Hee hee! I got all the suits now. …Not that I needed anymore. My wardrobe's full as it is. …The bank's a bit of a way off, mind you."
• "I'm this far away from a promotion, I am. I'll turn over a whole new thief and steal the show!"
• "That's property number one. I'm gonna be all over this district like a cheap flute! …You can pick those instruments up almost anywhere for next to nothing!"
• "That's property number two got. If I carry on like this, I'll be a total abomination in no time!"
• "Hee hee. Now I've got a pair of shops in this district. Yup, it's all going according to Anne. …She's always has good ideas, that Anne."
• "That's property number three got. I'd have to be mad as a scatterbrain not to go for a domination now, wouldn't I?"
• "Yes! Total domination! No one else can make a mess now!"
• "Oh, flap! I can't believe I'm too strapped for cash to buy this place!"
• "That's it, shops! Eat your greens and get big and strong!"
• "Ooh great, a bit of pocket money!"
• "Ah, look at that. You've all chipped in. Thanks!"
• "Look at that! I'm a whining example of a stock-dealing genius!"
• "Not yet, not yet... I've got to wait until I've got some stock before I get building up my shops..."
• "Just what the flap do you think you doing (player's name)? Argh... Of all those poor shops..."
• "Oh, flap! I can't believe I'm too strapped for cash to buy this place!"
• "Well, if you can't beat them, coin them, that's what I say!"
• "I'm this far away from a promotion, I am. I'll turn over a whole new thief and steal the show!"
• "Yeah, go then. I'll ingest a bit of star quality into it."
• Accepting a trade deal: "Yeah, go on then I'll ingest a bit of star quality into it."
• Rejecting a trade deal: "Sorry, not interested. It just doesn't sit right with me."
• "Honestly! Service these days is practically non-existent! Why can't those clerks in the bank get off their behinds and come to me, eh?
• "Right, back to the bank then, and don't share the horses, Stella! Sharing takes too long."
• "Oh, what? Nearly all the shops are taken. Can't someone put a few more around the place. Go on! Be a good snort!"
• "Listen to those last few shops. Can't you hear them? They're crying out for me to come and work my magic on them."
• "Hee hee! Now all the shops have been bought up, my true skill will come into play...I hope."
• "So that's the end of the shops, right? Well, it's no more mister nice-buy, then. Time for a forced buyout frenzy!"
• "Phew. Half way at last! Talk about a long hall. It's more like a corridor!"
• "What's going on here, then? Aren't the prices higher than normal? That's a flapping flimflamm!"
• "Nope, it's not the right time to be chucking gold into this place. Call it female tuition, if you like. …But lessons don't come cheap!"
• "Hee hee! Shopping for free! I hope the next shop I stop at follows in this nun's footsteps! It's so virtuous!"
• "Ha! Hardly felt it! Not a scratch or a dent! Not a... flap!"
• "Oh... Well, I'm sure that's money well spent. No point flying over spilt milk. You might as well drink it."
• "Well, er... You know, I thought I'd come to brave your bacon. Don't like to turn down food, even from a loser."
• "Alright, everyone, look this way! I'm about to throw this die, so you might want to watch and earn!"
• "Alright, we'll call it a loan. You'll be paying it back in spades! But they'll have to be good quality ones. I do a lot of gardening, me!"
• "This is just the start of the game. You can't tell who's going to win the stage. I mean, who cares about being in last place now!?"
• "No! No, no, no! It's not ending like this! …I'm not in a flap! I'm flapping about, that's all. I'll turn this around, you'll see!"
• "Euh, this isn't looking good... Old fatguts will have my guts for starters if I don't start winning soon. And he's got enough of a weight problem as it is..."
• "Argh! I really, really want some stocks, but I just can't get any!"
• "Yup, if I wanna make it big now, I need to go shopping for stocks. …They're sort of halfway between socks and stockings, right?"
• After landing on an expensive shop: "What!? That's a crazy price! You're off your knocker! What have I ever done to you, eh?"
• After buying out a shop: "Don't mind me! I just really, really wanted that shop."
• After buying out a shop: "Get out! I'm shutting you down! The Stella Oust strikes again!"
• After getting bought out: "Th-That's my shop! Stop it! Go and sit over there and think about what you've done, (player's name)!"
• After getting bought out: "Oh, my poor, super-stellar district! ...You! I won't forget this, (player's name)! It'll come back to daunt you, you hark my words!"
• "Oh, no! Not my circus! I was just about to unveil my amazing new flying faer- ...Er, never mind. Have it!"
• To player buying shop: "Alright, alright, I’ll sell you the shop! Now I want you to think of this shop like it was me and really worship it, OK?"
• After having her Checkpoint bought out: "Hey! What do you think this is, (player's name)? Checkpoint chess?"
• After getting a bad Venture Card: "No way! That's not fair! The card must be upside down or something!"
• After getting a bad Venture Card: "What? Why? I haven't done anything wrong. I'm as clean as a bristle!"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "Ooh, that was a pretty good card, wasn't it? …It was, wasn't it? I'm not parking up the wrong tree?"
• After getting a good Venture Card: "Hee hee! A bonus! I'm tickled mink with that, I am. …And that's no reflection on my views on fur, alright?"
• After player warps by getting a good Venture Card: "Here, give me that card now, would you? I want to use it. …No? It doesn't work like that? Hmph! Flap!"
• After player gets a good Venture Card: "No, no, no, no, no! No, that's a Stella-only card, that one. …What? The rules have changed? Hmph!"
• After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Oh, well, don't feel bad. Venture cards are all about adventure and misadventure. …That's me, that is Miss Adventure!"
• After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Oh, er, well...never mind, eh? Every cloud has a silver mine in. ...You'll be rich off it soon enough."
• After landing on a Take-a-break square: "What, a day off, is it? Alright then, I'll get in a bit of beauty sleep."
• After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Oh, what!? And I didn't even need any beauty sleep! Can't you see I'm beautiful enough as it is?"
• "Aaah, that's better, A good bit of time off, and I'm glaring to go! …No, I'm not angry. Why?"
• "This shop's shut for the day, is it? Hee hee! My luck's in!"
• "Oh, what!? I could've made a shilling if I hadn't been taking a day off then. Someone had a lucky escape, eh?"
• After landing on a Boon square: "Hee hee! I'm in the money. Come on, my bunny. I've got a lot of what it takes to pet along!"
• After landing on a Boon or Boom square: "What a boon! Alright then, everyone, roll away! …With the die, I mean."
• After player lands on a Boon square: "You're watching me now, aren't you? To see where I land? They say curiosity filled the cat. You must be stuffed in the funnels!"
• After player lands on a Boon square: "Oh, it's so easy for you, isn't it, (player's name)? Things just fall into your gap, eh? …Whenever I have a gap, things flapping fall through!"
• After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Alright, everyone, time to raid (player's name)'s shop! Strike while the lion's hot! …Hot lions are too dopey to care."
• After warping: "Don't worry, everyone. I'm over here!"
• After warping: "Can't somebody invent a gizmo that warps you around all the suit squares? That'd be dead handy."
• After player warps: "Ooh, you warped! Takes a bit of getting used to, that. But then it's as easy as falling off a frog!"
• After player lands on the bank: "Ooh, you get a slap-bang prize for that, don't you? That's all, though, I'm afraid. Bad luck."
• After landing on bank: "Just call me Spot-on Stella! …No! Not Spotty Stella!"
• After getting Gumdrops: "Oh, you’ve picked a great time to show! Why don’t you take a tour around all my shops?"
• After getting Heal Slime: "Giving out suits? What, you think you're some kind of tailor, do you? I'm the fashion expert around here! …But give me one!"
• After getting Lakitu: "I love that fluffy bundle of cotton wool! Can I have a go? Can I?
• After building a Home: "It's party time at Stella's! You're all invited. And don't forget to bring prezzies!"
• After building a Tax Office: "I'm a bit hazy on the details, but the way I see it, a tax office is all good."
• After building a Balloonport: "You just can't keep a girl like me down. I've got to spread my things!"
• After player builds a checkpoint: "A checkpoint? That's going to be a real bughair before long, isn't it? …I hate getting bugs in my hair!"
• Negotiation: "Sorry, not interested. It just doesn't sit right with me."
• Auction: "Anyone want to spend a flapping huge amount of gold on this shop of mine? It's a nice one!"
• To player: "Hmph! I don't care! I wasn't thinking of buying that shop anyway! I couldn't give a stinker's purse!"
• To player: "So, do you reckon you're own form then, (player's name)…Not that I care or anything."
• To player: "Come on, die! …No, not you! I mean, please die! …No, I mean-Oh, flap! I'm not wishing you dead! Just give me a good number, please...die!"
• To player: "Hey, I hope you're not thinking of leaving me high to cry here! …I don't want to ruin my make-up."
  • Patty's response: "No need to get all hot and bothered. Let's just keep cool and do what we can, huh?"
• To player: "Bit tired up there in first place, are you? I don't mind taking over for a while, darling!"
• To player: "Well done, (player's name)! N-Not that I care. Couldn't give a flunky's."
• To player: "That's it, (player's name)! You stick with me, and you'll be fine. I've got my head glued on."
• To player: "Thanks, (player's name)! It's always good to have some pocket money. Makes me jangle like a proper faer- …Er...nothing!"
• To player: "That's the way, (player's name). Pull your stocks up! And mine!"
• To player: "I knew I could rely on you, (player's name). You're as solid as a flock! …Nothing moves those sheep once they get together, eh?"
• To player: "Wh-What are you doing, (player's name)? Have you crossed your marbles? …You shouldn't mess with the occult."
• To player: "You shouldn't have got here so fast, you nonny! Today's my day off! Honestly, you're like a bull at a fete!"
• "You lucky toad, (player's name)! Well, I'll give you a bun for your money! …No one can resist a nice bun."
• "You're not going for - Da, da, daaah! - total domination, are you, (player's name)!? Oooh, what a drama!"
• "To player while in first place: "Don't go getting ahead of yourself, (player's name)! I'm not giving up first place to anyone. Not in a month of sunny days!"
• "Now wait a minute there, (player's name)! That district looks like a right clan of worms. Someone stop him/her, quick!"
• Dah, da-da-da dah, da, dah, DAH! The all-new, all-singing, all-prancing (player's name)!"
  • Carver's response: "He's/She's lookin' tougher than ever now. But old Carver's even tougher that 'ever', don't you worry!"
• To player: "N-Not bad, (player's name). Not a punch on me, but still, not bad..."
  • Carver's response: "Heh heh! Yeah, talk it up, babe, but we all know you're hurting inside. Nice one, (player's name)!"
• To player: "Very impressive, (player's name). I'm sure Patty'll flip up a cake to celebrate, right Patty? …I love her upside-down cakes."
  • Patty's response: "Sure thing! Cakes cost 2000G, okay? …Only kidding, honey!"
• After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Where the flap have you been? I've been bored out of my veins waiting for you. Come on, let's get rolling!"
• After reaching net worth needed to win: "That's me done, isn't it? Now I've just got to laugh all the way to the bank of something, haven't I? Ha-ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha. …What?"
• "Sorry, (player's name)! It's not that easy to win with me around."
• "Easy, tiger! You couldn't shut your shop whenever it's my turn, could you?"
• "Yikes. I'm in dire skates here. On really thin ice."
• "Hmph! No comment! I'm not taking any questions at this junction!"
• "Fatguts! Heeelp! Can you hear me? Heeeeelp!"
• Approaching victory: "Hee hee! Everyone ready to start calling me Stella, Queen of the Streets?"
• After player approaches victory: "You wouldn't leave me, would you, (player's name)? Don't turn your flak on me! …It'd hurt if you shot me out of the sky!"
• Going bankrupt: "What? Me? Bankrupt!? …You serious? …Lone broke? There's nothing more lonely than having no money. Haah, I need a holiday..."
• Going bankrupt: "What's your problem, eh? Why are you all staring at me?"

Yangus

Area-specific

• "Cor, wot a pukka-lookin' gaff, eh? Whoever owns that is a right lucky toad! Wonder if 'e'd miss a trinket 'ere 'n' there... (Castle Trodain)
• "Blimey, that's a big old crowd, eh? Prob'ly came to see me an' me move." (Mario Stadium)
• "So this is gonna be where it goes down, eh? Heh heh! Ain't no one more at 'ome in a dungeion than me. They're me 'piece de resistance', as they say." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
• "This don't look like the easiest place for graftin'. Nah, I'd stick wiv Pickham any day o' the week." (Mario Circuit)
• "Stone the crows! A flyin' castle! A flyin' train! Me nose fer treasure's twitchin' like a good'un 'ere!" (The Observatory)
• "'Ow come 'e gets to 'ave 'is 'ead made into a circus ride, eh? Wot's wrong wiv this mug, eh?" (Starship Mario)
• "You wot!? This great big whopper moves!? Yer 'avin a giraffe!" (The Colossus)
• "This is one of them islands wot pirates 'n' bandits use to hide treasure 'n' that, innit! Heh heh!" (Yoshi's Island)
• "Blimey, look at all these slimes! Think we stand a chance o' befriendin' 'em all?" (Slimenia)
• "Heh heh! That whoppin' great shinin' rock looks like it'd be worth a bob or two. I'll slip back later on. ... Er, nuffin'!" (Delfino Plaza)
• "W-Wot's up wic this ship? I-I ain't scared or nuffin'! I mean, ships make everyone shiver, right? Shiver me timbers 'n' all that..." (Ghost Ship)
• "That ain't much of a castle, is it? It looks like a toy! Prob'ly ain't got much in the way o' treasure, neither." (Peach's Castle)
• "Phwoar, it's a bit 'ot, innit? Me mum always said not to get too 'ot, else you might lose conchestnuts or somefin'." (Mount Magmageddon)
• "Wot d'ya reckon, eh? Those pipes look like the way into some amazin' dungeon, don't they? Heh heh! There's gotta be bags o' treasure in there!" (Super Mario Bros.)
• "This is where the legend'ry 'ero comes from, is it? I'd rather meet a legend'ry thief meself. Could pick up a few tips I reckon." (Alefgard)
• "These traps 'n' things all over this place. ... Crikey! You see that!? Come this close, it did, that fireball! Nearly 'ad me 'ead off! (Bowser's Castle)
• "Heh heh! My nose for treasure's twitchin' twelve to the dozen 'ere! Nice!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
• "You wot? Changin' vocation? ...Awright, make me a burglar, then! Or if that ain't no good, a pickpocket!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General

• To player: "You're (player's name), right? Wotcha. I'm Yangus. You've prob'ly 'eard of me. The great thief of Pickham!"
• "Yeah! Come on! 'Ave it large!"
• "Uaaargh! I'm buildin' up me tension! It's all about tension, no matter wot yer up to."
• "You gotta get in 'n' get the job done, got it? That's 'ow ya tell the men from the boys."
• "Awright, die! Do your stuff!"
• "Awright, now I should, er... Ah, forget it! I'm just gonna roll!"
• "It's only fair that I warn ya: People wot've underestimeaten me in the past 'ave all paid for it."
• "Heh heh! 'Ere goes! I'm crankin' it up a notch now!"
• "I 'ate all that thinkin' lark. You've just gotta roll the die and roll wiv it!"
• "Eh? You wot? It's my turn? ...I-I weren't thinkin' about Red or nuffin'! 'Course not!"
• "I just wanna get somefin' straight: I'm a mortal, right. I ain't no mischievous mole or nuffin'. Some people get us mixed up."
• "'Ere we go! Get ready fer a Yangus special!"
• "Err... 'ang on... Me 'ead's a bit muddled... Wot am I s'posed to be doin'?"
• "Eyes up, ladies and gentlemen! The great thief Yangus steps up to the oche to throw the die!"
• "I just wanna get somefin' straight: I'm a mortal, right. I ain't no mischievous mole or nuffin'. Some people get us mixed up."
• "Oh, I don"t believe this! I ain't got enough dough! There's gotta be an 'ole in me trouser pocket somewhere..."
• "W-Wot's that switch doin' there? I-I ain't worried, honest. I just...don't like surprises..."
• "Urgh, I feel terrible. Must been all this 'igh-powered thinkin' I've been doin', I s'pose..."
• "You can get more dosh by buildin' up yer shops, can ya? Right, I'll give it a go, then."
• "I wanna expand me shops, but the stupid die don't do wot it's told!"
• "Blimey, that's a bit of a pricey gaff! Better tiptoe me way past..."
• "So you 'ave to pay five times the goin' rate to take over a shop? That's a bit steep, ain't it?"
• "You've just gotta get the other three suits, right? Easy-peasy!"
• "Two down, two to go! That's 'alf, right? Can I get 'alf me salary then?"
• "Only one more suit to go! Where is it, then?"
• "Get me salary ready! I'll be goin' up in the world soon!"
• "Wiv a bit o' the old sticky finger business, I wouldn't 'ave to slog me guts out to get me salary all the time. I could just - ...Er, never mind!"
• "There's the bank! Nearly there!"
• "There ain't 'ardly no shops left! I better get a wriggle on an' buy up wot's still up fer grabs!"
• "Ain't many more shops left! Save yerselves fer me, fellas! I'm on me way!"
• "Bovver! I wanted to get me 'ands on more shops than that, but I 'ad a bit o' trouble back there. Got 'eld up."
• "Eh, there's no more shops to 'ave? But I've only got an 'andful!"
• "Gotcha! That's one o' my shops now! The first of many!"
• "Blindin'! Now I've got me foot in the door. It ain't much to look at now, but you just wait an' see!"
• "Oi, it's me day off! I'm the one who's s'posed to pay places a visit when they're shut up! I'm the thief round 'ere!"
• "Day off, is it? Aaaaaahhh... I could do wiv a bit of a kip meself as it 'appens."
• "Heh heh! Now I've got me foot in the door, I can muscle me way in!"
• "Gettin' two properties in a district like this is nuffin' fer an accompliced bloke like me!"
• "Heh heh! Another shop in the Yangus camp! This district's gonna be the bee's knees by the time I'm finished wiv it."
• "One more shop fer the master crook! Heh heh! I've got it made, I 'ave!"
• "That's one more fer the team! I don't like to be a chaffeunist, but I'm drivin' a do-man-ation in 'ere!"
• "Looks like that disdrict's gonna be your stampin' ground, eh, (player's name)?"
• "Heh heh! Now I've got me foot in the door, I can muscle me way in!"
• "Oi! Ya like gettin' in me way, do ya, (player's name)?"
• "Heh heh! That was a piece o’ cake! Sorry ladies, but this ‘ere’s a do-man-ation!"
• "Heh heh heh! This is my patch now! Anyone wants to come through 'ere, it's gonna cost 'em! Big time!"
• "Eh, 'ow did that 'appen? I've got more dosh all of a sudden. ...Oh! It's them stocky things! Wicked!"
• "So you 'ave to pay five times the goin' rate to take over a shop? That's a bit steep, ain't it?"
• "I don't exactly get all this stocks 'n' spares business. Yer s'posed to 'ave stocks when you do up one of yer spare shops, is that it?"
• "I don't exactly get these stocky things, but they bring in the dough some'ow right?"
• "'Ere, this place is a bit of an 'ovel, innit?"
• "Blimey! Look at all this dosh! I like ya (player's name). You're awright!"
• "Wot, is that all you charge 'ere? Heh heh! Nice!"
• "Heh heh! That'll do nicely! Ain't no better place to spend yer dough than one o' Yangus's shops!"
• "Urgh, I feel terrible. Must been all this 'igh-powered thinkin' I've been doin. Is'pose..."
• "Ere, this place is a bit of an 'ovel, innit?"
• "Wot, 'alf price, is it? Don't be stingy! Wot about free, eh?"
• "Oi! I worked to earn that dosh! Fair 'n' square! Give it back!"
• "Wot's up wiv these prices eh!? G-Give me me dosh back!"
• "Ta very much! Heh heh! You startin' to get the now? Of 'ow this game's gonna go, eh?"
• "Strike a light! I've only gone an' given the winnin' player a leg-up!"
• ""Diamond! The bigger the better, I say! An' I ain't gonna stop there!"
• "Crikey! That was a bit of windfull, eh? Good stuff, (player's name)!"
• "Heh heh! Yangus the thief steals the show again!"
• "Feast yer eyes on that gaff! Wot a shopper, eh? Let it be known, I'm makin' that me secret 'ideout from now on!"
• "An invite? Wot, fer me? ...Guess me reputation exceeds me! I am the great thief Yangus, after all!"
• "Oh, I 'ate decisions... Which way should I go...? Right! I'm just gonna follow me gut and go the way wot it says!"
• "Heh heh! Winnin’s a cinch fer someone like me! I just ‘ave to set me to it."
• "I' ope you like starin' at the back of me 'ead! 'Cos this game's all mine!"
• "I ain't stayin' in last place forever! I'll turn it around, you'll see!"
• "This ain't fair! I 'ate bein' in last place. ...Talkin' of plaice, I'd love some battered fish..."
• "Grrr! 'Ow come I'm bringin' up the rear?"
• About Jessica: "Blimey! That girl's a bit bubbly, eh?"
  • Jessica's response: "What are you trying to say, boy? Stop talking nonsense!"
• To player: "Flamin' Nora! We all 'ave to pay? Wot, even me? ...You greedy crook, (player's name)!"
• To player: "Don't get cocky just 'cos ya got yerself a pay packet, (player's name). You'll be payin' it all to me before long!"
• To player: "Looks like that district's gonna be your stampin' ground, eh, (player's name)?"
• To player: "Blimey, (player's name)! That was amazin'!"
• To player: "Whoa! Wot was that!? 'Ow come you just made such a load o' dosh, eh, (player's name)?"
• To player: "Don't let all that dough go to yer 'ead, eh, (player's name). You won't 'ave it fer long. It's mine!"
  • Jessica's response: "That's hardly the sentiment I'd expect from a child! Can't you just politely ask him/her to spend his/her money in your shop?"
• "Heh heh! This is a bit of a poor shop, (player's name)! Step it up a notch, eh?"
• "Put up all the security ya like. Ya can't stop Yangus in-full-trainin' yer promises!
• "Sorry, (player's name), but those kind o' takings ain't gonna get you a place in Yangus's Self Press-Evasion Society."
• "Yer losin', eh? Yeah, awright I'll cough up. It ain't easy bein' last."
• After buying out: "Heh heh! Ya see? When Yangus wants somefin', 'e gets it. That's wot bein' a thief's all about!"
• After buying out: "You've got stacks o' shops. You ain't gonna miss just one, are ya now?"
• After buying out: "Ha! An offer ya can't refuse! See, it's stuff like that that makes me such a pukka thief!"
• After getting bought out: "Wot the - You cheeky - I'll get you back fer that, (player's name)! You mark my words!"
• After getting bought out: "Crikey, look at all this dough! I'll 'ave that. And don't think yer maken' off wiv me shop, neither!"
• To player: "Heh heh! My blindin' performance 'as knocked ya back into last place, eh, (player's name)?"
• After getting a good venture card: "Heh heh heh! Us top thieves don't even need to knock stuff off. Dough just finds its way to us, like we was magnets of somefin!"
• After getting a good Venture card: "Wot? Stocks? ...Yeah, awright then. S'pose I may as well 'ave 'em seein' as they're a giveaway."
• After getting a good Venture card: "Eh? Wot, I can 'ave a pay packet, just like that? ...Heh heh! Diamond!"
• After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "Eh? Wot's this? ...Oh, right. It's instead of a suit. I-I knew that. Just a momentary collaspe'o concentratin', that's all."
• After player gets a good venture card: "I ain't worried by yer shops gettin' that tiddly amount bigger!"
• After getting a bad venture card: "Hah! Like I'm gonna cough up fer that! ...Heh heh! Only jokin. You know me, I always play by the book."
• After getting a bad venture card: "Oh, me tension's dropped... Who came wiv a the idea fer that card, eh?"
• After getting money due to a Venture Card: "Heh heh heh! Us top thieves don't even need to knock stuff off. Dough just finds its way to us, like we was magnets or somfin'!"
• After getting money from other players due to Venture Card: "That's right! I am the boss, after all, eh?"
• After player gets a bad Venture card: "Heh heh heh! Goes wiv the territ'ry fer a loser like you, that! Ya wouldn't catch me drawin' that card."
• After getting Gumdorps: "Wotcha, Gumdorps! Come to get me some treasure, 'ave ya? Good boy!"
• After getting Healie: "Awright, Healie. Check us a suit, eh?"
• After warping: "Wot the- Wot's goin' on!? Where am I?"
• After warping: "Huh? Eh? Cor! Wouldya look at that!? It only worked! I warped!"
• After player warps: "Oi! Wotcha doin', (player's name)? Don't go shootin' off like that all over the shop!"
• "Aaah! I must've nodded off... Blimey! Wot's goin' on? Did I miss anyfin'?"
• "Look! Don't go turnin' up on me day off, awright!"
• "Right! I've 'ad it! I ain't never gonna forget this!"
• "Gordon Bennett! Someone's gonna pay fer this!"
• After landing on bank: "There ain't no better place fer treasure than a bank, eh? ...I mean fer stashin' it, 'course. Not 'alf-inchin' it! Not me!"
• After player lands on bank: "'Ere, wot's it like in there? 'Ow's it laid out? ...Ya know, just curious 'n' that..."
• After landing on a Boon square: "Heh heh! Rakin' in the dosh wivout liftin' a finger! It's like I'm the boss, eh?"
• After landing on a Boon square: "That's it boys, do yer stuff and bring yer boss the dough!"
• After player lands on a Boon square: "Oi, it's only the boss who's s'posed to get rich off other people's 'ard work. You're just a second fiddler!"
• After player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "Heh heh! This is it! Now's me chance!"
• After building a balloonport: "Once, right, this night emperor grabs 'old o' me, right, and then shoots off while 'e's still got me! I was flyin'! Pretty amazin', eh?"
• After player builds a tax office: "Phew! A tax office owned by (player's name), eh? That's one to give a wise birth to, then!"
• After player buys a balloonport: "Nah! Not that! Not me balloonport! I ain't 'ad a chance to take Red up in it yet..."
• (If the player's character is male): "Heh heh! I'll 'ave me mitts on (player's name)'s salary when 'e stumbles into one of my gaffs!"
  • Angelo's response: "You're hardly likely to want anything from a shop run by a child, are you, (player's name)? No, my establishments are far more your style."
• To female player: "Don't worry about it. Yer only losin' 'cos I'm so wicked!"
  • Jessica's response: "I wouldn't put up with such cheekiness if I were you, (player's name). I'd catch up with him and make him eat his words!"
• Near bankrupt: "Nah! This can't 'appen! If I lose all me dosh, Red's gonna rip it out o' me again!"
• Near bankrupt: "I ain't goin' bang corrupt! I've got me principles!"
• Near bankrupt: "I'm a thief, but I ain't bang corrupt! An' I never will be!"
• "Uh-oh! I've gotta do somefin'! Otherwise I'm gonna lose!"
• After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Oh, yer back, are ya, (player's name)? Come on then, let's get crackin'!"
• After reaching net worth needed to win: "That's it! Now I've just gotta peg it to the bank! Everyone out me way!"
• Approaching victory: "Heh heh heh! The great thief Yangus pulls it off again! This game's mine fer the taken now."
• After player approaches victory: "Nah, nah! You can't win, (player's name)! That ain't 'ow this is s'posed to play out!"
• Going bankrupt: "Uh uh... Nah! I-I ain't...c-cryin'! Boohooooo!"
• Going bankrupt: "I-I let you off easy today! A-As a special treat. That's all."