List of Fortune Street quotes by Super Mario characters (N–Z)

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This is a list of quotes from the game Fortune Street as said by Super Mario characters (N–Z).

Princess Daisy[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

  • "Hey, all you spooky ghosts out there! Don't you DARE try to scare me! Ya hear me?" (The Ghost Ship)
  • "Wow! Check out Yoshi's Island. I totally want to take one of those little guys home with me!" (Yoshi's Island)
  • "Hey-who wants to be on my pit crew? Tee hee! Just kidding!" (Mario Circuit)
  • "Oh my gosh! Look at all those cute little blobs! Can I take one home with me?" (Slimenia)
  • "All right! I'm gonna roll this die right out of the park!" (Mario Stadium)
  • "Yeah, sure. Big castle. Woooo. I'm totally impressed. Could use a few more flowers though…" (Castle Trodain)
  • "Hmph! If I'd known we were coming to such a lava-y place, I wouldn't have worn my nicest gown!" (Mount Magmageddon)
  • "What's a girl gotta do around here to get her bearings? I'm all turned around and upside down!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
  • "After I win, I'm headed over to Peach's Castle for a celebratory tea party. Who wants to join me?" (Princess Peach's Castle)
  • "Whoa! I've heard a lot of wild stories about this place. This is going to be a blast!" (Super Mario Bros.)
  • "I bet Bowser seriously thinks this goofy castle is totally intimidating. As if!" (Bowser's Castle)
  • "This place is falling apart! You want me to call my contractor? He'll fix everything up in a snap!" (Robbin Hood Ruins)
  • "I hear they kidnap princesses around here… I guess Bowser's not the only guy who's into abducting royalty!" (Alefgard)
  • "I've always wanted to travel through space! This is gonna be the best game ever!" (Starship Mario)
  • "Sweet! Check out this gorgeous resort! I can't wait to take a dip in the ocean." (Delfino Plaza)
  • "I totally want to scale up the side of that statue. What a challenge!" (The Colossus)
  • "I wanna see this flying train everyone keeps talking about. I must ride it. I simply must!" (The Observatory)
  • "I'm supposed to pick out a new trade here, huh? Let's see... Maybe I should be a professional athlete! Yeah!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General[edit]

  • To player: "So you're the famous (player's name)! I'm Daisy, princess of Sarasaland. The pleasure is mine!"
  • "Fair warning, folks: try all you want, but I'm still gonna win. Princess Daisy always comes out on top!"
  • "You may wonder why I want to win so badly. Well, it's 'cause I just HATE losing!"
  • "Winning feels SO awesome. From now on, I'm gonna win all the games I play!"
  • "Oh boy! It sure was a snap getting into first place. I bet winning this game is gonna be a piece of cake!"
  • "Hold on tight to your socks, people, 'cause I'm about to knock 'em off!"
  • "Let's speed this game up! I'm seriously getting wrinkles waiting for you all to roll the die."
  • "I'm gonna throw this die as hard as I can! I bet I'll get a sweet number out of it! OOF!"
  • "Winning is a matter of timing and luck. I don't have either, but I've never let that stop me before!"
  • "Eek! Is it my turn already? Sorry, I was in another world!"
  • "Don't underestimate me, people! Just because I'm a princess doesn't mean I won't fight dirty!"
  • "If you give me a good number, little die, I'll promote you to court jester! I'm a princess - I can do that!"
  • "All right - this game is about to get seriously interesting! Check it out!"
  • "Who ever said princesses have to play fair? I'm gonna do whatever I have to do to win this game!"
  • "Do ya really think ya can win against me, (Player’s name)? That’s awfully presumptuous of ya!"
  • "I want to be in first place! I want it, I want it, I WANT IT!"
  • "Hey! You all paying? attention? ‘Cause I’m totally in first place here!"
  • "No no no! Why's everything going to dogs? I'm doing my best here!"
  • "Whoa! This game is brutal! If I'd known it was gonna be this tough. I woulda stayed home at my castle today!"
  • "Something's not right... It doesn't make any sense for me to be in last place! Let's try to turn this around!"
  • "Check it out, people! I'm about to show you how a REAL winner rolls!"
  • "Here goes nothing! C'mon, die - gimme an awesome roll!"
  • "Who in the world put such an expensive shop directly in my path? N-not that I'm scared of it or anything!"
  • "These suits are awfully cute. Maybe I'll sneak a few of 'em home with me! They'd look nice on my castle walls!"
  • "Hmm. I've got one suit, so that means I've got three more to go. Should be a breeze!"
  • "I'm getting tired. Subjects of Sarasaland- bring me the rest of the suits!"
  • "Time to put the finishing touches on my celebration, people. I'm about to get my promotion!"
  • "I can't believe the bank won't send someone to come and pick me up. What terrible service!"
  • "This shop is going to grow like a wildflower! I picked it, after all, so it's GOT to be good!"
  • "Make sure you all stop by my new shop and introduce yourselves! It's the polite thing to do!"
  • "I'm off to a pretty good start in this district, wouldn't you say? I sure would!"
  • "Hmm... I've only got two shops in this district, but I definitely want more! More, more, MORE!"
  • "Sweet! Another shop in one of my favorite districts. Things are shaping up pretty well!"
  • "Looks like I'm destined to own a lot of property here. Who am I to say no to fate?"
  • "Anyone mind if I buy up ALL of the shops in this district? I'd hate to break up the set."
  • "Stay out of my way, folks. I'm gonna grab ALL the shops in this district! They're gonna all mine!"
  • "I’m starting to get a bit suspicious, (Player’s name)… Are you trying to dominate that district? You are!"
  • "Anyone have a problem with my buying a shop in this district? Too bad! I don’t care! Tee hee hee!"
  • "But...but that shop was supposed to be for me! Why would you go and buy it!?"
  • "Woo! Did everyone see what I did there? Yep, I dominated this whole district! Yippee!
  • "I've got a favor to ask, guys - leave all those empty shops for me, OK? I totally want to buy them!"
  • "It's only proper that the fairest princess of 'em all gets dibs on that last shop. Right? Who's with me?"
  • "Whoa! Who bought up all the shops? Here I was thinking I'd buy a few more!"
  • "Augh! No more shops left to buy? Guess I'll just have to take some of 'em! Ha ha ha!"
  • "Tee hee hee! I bet no one was expecting THAT!"
  • "Look at my little shop, all grown up now! I'm just bursting with pride!"
  • "What a waste! If only I had purchased some stock earlier... Oh, well. Lesson learned!"
  • "Oh well! Maybe I'll invest next time. I just really couldn't be bothered with it right now."
  • "Whoops! I totally forgot to invest. I need to get going on that one of these days..."
  • "I'd better hurry up and do some investing! I'd hate to have a shop bought out from under me."
  • "Do I really have to go all the way to the bank to purchase stock? How inconvenient!"
  • "Hmm.. I need some stock! Who wants the honor of buying me some? I’m waiting!"
  • After landing on the bank: "Banks rule! Where else can you safely store your money? I mean, other than an actual safe..."
  • "How kind of you! But I'd much rather prefer a bouquet of flowers to a bushel of cash!"
  • "I think something's wrong with this die. It feels heavier than usual!"
  • "It's a princess's prerogative whether to change her mind AND her direction!"
  • "I give this shop the Daisy stamp of approval! Now I bet you'll make a lot more money on it!"
  • "What a precious little shop! I just want to take it home and cuddle it!"
  • "Whoops! I totally didn't mean to add to your coffers. You're rich enough already!"
  • "Umm... How many coins is that again? Sorry, but I'm not used to making such small purchases!"
  • "Hold up! Why's it only more expensive for me? Are you anti-princess or something?"
  • "Aw! I totally thought I had enough money to buy this place. I must have a hole in my pocket or something..."
  • "It’s so sweet of you to invite me. I just love looking around other people’s shops."
  • "Eek! What do you think you're doing, (player's name)! Is there no limit to your greed?"
  • "Let the stock prices fall as they may! It won't hurt me!"
  • After landing on an expensive shop: "So we're playing rough now, huh? Fine! Prepare to face the wrath of Daisy!"
  • After landing on an expensive shop: "Your prices are absolutely ridiculous! Why don't you just take my crown while you're at it?"
  • After landing on a Boon square: "Shop away, folks! The more money you spend, the more money I get! Everybody's a winner!"
  • After landing on a Boon square: "Lucky Daisy! I totally rule! Shop away to your hearts' content, everyone!"
  • After player lands on a Boon square: "I must refrain from shopping for a while. I don't want (player's name) to get any more money than he/she already has!"
  • After player lands on a Boon square: "You land on that square and you get free money? Sounds like the perfect job for a princess like me!"
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Hmph! Stupid die! Today is the absolutely WORST day for me to take a vacation!"
  • After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "It's about time (player's name) took the day off! I finally have a chance to visit one of his/her shops free of charge!"
  • After warping: "That's the coolest magic trick in the world! One second, I'm there; next second, I'm here! Ta-da!"
  • After player warps: "You're always running hither and thither across this board, (player's name)! You can't sit still, can you?"
  • After player lands on the bank: "Just taking a little breather, (player's name)? I bet the bank is nice and air-conditioned!"
  • "Ahhh! All rested up, and I didn't even lose any money by taking a day off. I gotta do that more often!"
  • "Hey, (Player’s name)! Why don’t you try coming to my shop when it’s actually OPEN?"
  • "Hey, buddy! Didn't you read the "Closed" sign on the door of my shop? I hate missing out on a big payday!"
  • "Just add a little money and a little love, and BOOM! Look at that big, beautiful shop!"
  • "I could just sit and stare at you forever, my precious shop. You're absolutely beautiful!"
  • "Sweet! With a little love and a love of my money, my shop grew big and strong!"
  • "Stop dragging your feet, (Player's name)! This game is no fun when you're trailing so far behind!"
  • After buying someone out: "Sorry! I just couldn't help myself! It was worth it just to see the look on your face!"
  • After buying someone out: "Someone-I'm not saying who-was getting a bit aggressive around hare. I had to restore the order to the district!"
  • After buying someone out: "Hmph! Fine! Take my shop and leave me with a broken heart. I don't mind, not one bit!"
  • To player buying out her shop: "Such wanton cruelty, (Player’s name)! How can you justify your selfish actions!?"
  • To player buying out her shop: "Hmph! And I was in such a wonderful mood before you walked into my life, (player's name)!"
  • After getting Goodybag: "Oh my! What a beautiful little... Um... Uh... What IS that thing anyway?"
  • After getting Healie: "Look at that cute little squishy thing! Will it sting me if I try to pet it?
  • After getting Lakitu: "Ugh! Who invited a party crasher in here? Oh, that's right, I did! Sorry, everyone!"
  • After getting a good Venture card: "I don't need all of this wonderful stock to win, but it sure will speed things up! Victory is imminent!"
  • After getting a good Venture card: "If all of the venture cards were sweet as that, this game would be a LOT easier! Hee hee!"
  • After getting a good Venture card: "Is this my special reward for being such an awesome princess? Makes sense to me!"
  • After player gets a good Venture card: "I'm not jealous of YOU, (player's name)… I'm just jealous of the venture card you picked! Wowzers!"
  • After player gets a good Venture card: "Why is it (player's name) always gets the good cards? It's patiently unfair!"
  • After player gets a bad Venture card: "That's not worth getting upset over (player's name). Just ask your daddy to front you some cash!"
  • After player gets a bad Venture card: "It's terrible to see bad things happening to good people like you, (player's name). Tee hee!"
  • After getting a bad Venture card: "Eek! I've been tricked! Who slipped this terrible card in here!?"
  • After getting a bad Venture card: "Isn't that typical? Charging me a big fee just ‘cause I'm a rich princess. Hmph!"
  • "Woo! It never hurts to have a little extra cash in your pocket!"
  • After Player gets a Suit Yourself Card: "Huh? What has (player's name) ever done to deserve a Suit Yourself card? I demand an answer!"
  • "Why, you just earned me a little bit of money, (player's name)! How charitable of you!"
  • "You can put all the defensive capital in the world into that shop, (player's name). If I want it, I'll buy it!"
  • "I'm finding that shop of yours less and less enticing as this game progresses, (player's name)…"
  • "I see I'm up against a real financial genius! Maybe you and I can trade stock tips, (player's name)…"
  • Accepting a trade deal: "How can I say no to such an offer? You got yourself a deal, sweetie!"
  • Rejecting a trade deal: "I hate to say no, but... no. Absolutely not! No way!"
  • To player: "But... but you can't buy stock in that district, (player's name)! That's MY district!"
  • To player: "Huh. That's certainly an... interesting move, (player's name). Are you sure you know how to play this game?"
  • To player: "Yippee! You're my little good-luck charm, (player's name)! With you on my side, I can't lose!"
  • To player: "I'm so glad you earned that salary, (player's name). Now you have enough money to spend at my shops!"
  • To player: "Yippee! You're a tried-and-true friend, (player's name). I shan't forget your generosity."
  • To player: "I just want you to know that I'm not even the slightest bit jealous of you, (player's name). I'm not!"
  • To player: "I see you're quite a worthy adversary, (player's name). Too bad I'm still going to defeat you!"
  • To player: "If you win, (player's name), maybe I'll invite you on an all-expenses-paid vacation to Sarasaland!"
    • Luigi's response: "Wow, what a prize, (player's name)! I wish I was in your shoes!"
  • To player: "Yay! You got your salary, (player's name)! I guess that means you'll drop by my shop soon, right?"
    • Luigi's response: "Wow, Princess Daisy! You're good..."
  • To Peach: "Tee hee! Today we celebrate an important day: (player's name)'s promotionversary!"
    • Peach's response: "Really? A promotionversary? Is that an official holiday in Sarasaland?"
  • To player: "Wow, (player's name)! You're doing great! I'm totally inspired to make more money now!"
    • Peach's response: "Oh, really, Princess Daisy? Then I suppose I'll just have to earn more than the two of you combined!"
  • To Peach: "What? I can't believe that (player's name) has enough gold to cinch a win! I'm not ready to stop playing yet!"
    • Peach's response: "You and I both, Princess Daisy. This game is too much fun to stop now! We simply cannot let this happen!"
  • To player: "Nice move, (player's name)! This must be a special day for you - receiving your first promotion and all!"
    • Diddy Kong's response: "Ook? Ookity? Oook? (What are you going to spend it on? Investments? Forced buyouts?)"
  • To player: "Hmph! I'm so disappointed to see you in last place, (player's name)! It's no fun at all!"
    • Luigi's response: "Hey, (player's name). Stop making Princess Daisy sad, won't you?"
  • To player: "Hold on, (player's name)! Don't you think it's a little early for winning? Let's play awhile longer!"
    • Diddy Kong's response: "Ookity! Ook ook! (Yeah, what she said! I wanna keep playing!)"
  • To Peach: "Well, this isn't very exciting! How can we have any fun when (player's name) is in last place?"
    • Peach's response: "I know! It's boring for me too. Come on, (player's name)! What are you waiting for? Make your big move!"
  • To player when they make at least 1000G due to stocks: "I can't believe my eyes! How in the world are you making so much money? It's just not fair! Not at all!"
    • Luigi's response: "Now, now, Princess Daisy. (player's name) is just doing what he's/she's good at. We can't get mad at him/her for that!"
  • To player: "Keep it together, (player's name)! If you quit, this will all have been a big waste of time! Where's the fun in that?"
    • Diddy Kong's response: "Oookity ook! Ooook! (She's right, (Player's name)! You can't give up now!)"
  • Once Player is close to bankrupt: "It pains me to see you in such financial straits, (player's name)… But I'm afraid I can't help you!"
  • To player buying her shop: "Well, I never! That was MY shop, (player's name)! How could you betray me like that!?"
  • After player lands on her expensive shop: "Today is the first annual (player's name)-Bought-a-Ton-of-Stuff-at-My-Shoppiversary! Let's all celebrate! Tee hee!"
  • "Yippee! Thanks for the exorbitant payday, (player's name)! Are you trying to get on my good side? 'Cause it's working!"
  • After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Well, well, well! I was just getting ready to leave. It's rude to keep a princess waiting, (player's name)! Tee hee!"
  • Near bankrupt: "I don't want to go bankrupt! Can my daddy put a little extra gold in my bank account?"
  • Near bankrupt: "Hey, I've got an idea! Let's start over! C'mon-who's with me?"
  • Near bankrupt: "Augh! Stop picking on me, stupid game! Cut me a little slack, would ya?"
  • (If any other player reaches target net worth like Jessica) "Whoa! Hold up a sec. I was supposed to win this game!"
  • "Woo! No one's gonna stop me from here-Hey! What do you mean I don't have enough money now? Drat!"
  • "I’m terribly sorry, (Player’s name), but I don’t think ya’ll be winning today. It’s simply not in the cards!"
  • "Yippee! I've got (target amount of money), and it's time to go claim victory!"
  • "Hey, (Player's name)! Ya don't really want to win this early, do ya? where's the challenge in that?"
  • "Don't act all surprised that I'm about to win the game, folks. I am Princess Daisy, after all!"
  • After player approaches victory: "Oh, but you can't win yet, (player's name) - I'm having too much fun! I order you to continue playing this game!"
  • Going bankrupt: "Augh! Brutal, absolutely brutal. This is no way to treat a princess as sweet and lovely as me!"
  • Going bankrupt: "Augh! We live in a world where bad things happen to awesome people!"

Princess Peach[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

  • "Welcome to the grandest castle in the Mushroom Kingdom. There's no way I can lose here!" (Peach's Castle)
  • "This ship is simply littered with ghosts! Perhaps I can befriend them, the poor little things..." (Ghost Ship)
  • "It's absolutely sweltering in here! Won't someone please turn on the air conditioner?" (Mount Magmageddon)
  • "Everyone knows Princess Peach is an ace pitcher. Watch as I throw this die with astounding precision!" (Mario Stadium)
  • "Well, it's certainly no Peach Castle, but it's not without its charms…" (Castle Trodain)
  • "What a delightful little island! It's no wonder Yoshi loves it so!" (Yoshi's Island)
  • "I bet my floating parasol would come in handy here. Jump, jump! Tee hee!" (Super Mario Bros.)
  • "Oh dear! Why are we playing in Bowser's Castle? There are all sorts of tricks and traps here!" (Bowser's Castle)
  • "I don't believe for a second in this legendary hero. If he DID exist, he'd be rescuing me right now!" (Alefgard)
  • "That statue is certainly imposing. Maybe they should soften it up with a little lip gloss..." (The Colossus)
  • "This place looks like an adventure waiting to happen!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
  • "Ahhh! What a lovely little island. Peaceful and serene, just like the Mushroom Kingdom!" (Slimenia)
  • "What an oddly shaped planet! I hope I don't get all turned around." (Good Egg Galaxy)
  • "Yuck! The last time I was here, I got kidnapped AND the town got trashed! Let's all play nice this time, OK?" (Delfino Plaza)
  • "I can't wait to see this flying train! All aboooard!" (The Observatory)
  • "Finally, my chance to see the galaxy! You know, since I was all busy being kidnapped last time I was here..." (Starship Mario)
  • "I'm going to double-dash my way to victory! Good luck keeping up with me! Tee hee!" (Mario Circuit)
  • "Is this where people switch vocations? How quaint! I'd change my job if I had one!" (Alltrades Abbey)

General[edit]

  • To male player: "I'm Peach, princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. No need to bow, (player's name)!"
  • To female player: "I'm Peach, princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. No need to curtsy, (player's name)!"
  • "Dream on! I'm never giving up first place!"
  • "I need a little more breathing room between myself and second place! Time to earn some serious gold!"
  • "Yeah! It's my turn!"
  • "Like a game of cat-and-mouse...but with shops! How fun!"
  • "Hmm... Interesting move. Perhaps I should follow your example..."
  • "It's just one exciting adventure after another with this game!"
  • "No one told me there would be THIS much walking. I should've worn my pink sneakers!"
  • "Why must I always walk? Can't I just float across the board with my parasol?"
  • "How odd! This die doesn't seem to be following my orders. What good is a die if it won't follow orders!?"
  • "I refuse to let a bad roll of the die bring me down. No matter the number, I won't let myself get discouraged!"
  • "Be a good die, and maybe I'll make you a knight!"
  • "Someone get this die a Super Mushroom! I want to roll a powerful number!"
  • "This game is shaping up to be a real challenge! I may need to turn to Toadsworth for financial advice..."
  • "I've got a good feeling about this!"
  • "This die is gigantic! It's bigger than my head!"
  • "High pressure! Just take a deep breath and roll, Peach..."
  • "Business is going to be booming! I can FEEL it!"
  • "Did you know you can buy just about any shop if you simply pay five times its worth? That's useful information!"
  • "I see an expensive shop up ahead! If only I had my parasol...then I could float right past it!"
  • "Oooh! I spot a switch square in the distance. If I step on it, maybe a bunch of coins will appear!"
  • "One more bad roll and it's straight to the dungeon with you, little die!"
  • "How did I end up in last place? Why, this isn't like me at all!"
  • "This is no time to play it safe. I need to make a bold move - and quick! Roll, Peach, roll!"
  • "An ordinary girl might give up at a time like this. But I'm a princess, and princesses never surrender!"
  • "This is no time to play it safe. I need to make a bold move-and quick! Roll, Peach, roll!"
  • "Do you expect ME to pay at your checkpoint, (player's name)? Princesses never carry cash!"
  • "A checkpoint is just what I need to make some quick cash!"
  • "This checkpoint is official property of the Mushroom Kingdom. Do NOT graffiti the walls!"
  • "I'll never be able to collect my bonus with just one suit. No, I must go out and gather the rest!"
  • "Tee hee! Hearts and diamonds are the suits that suit me best!"
  • "I thought gathering these suits would be a challenge, but they're practically jumping into my arms!"
  • "Whew! I've already collected three suits. I don't suppose the last one wants to meet at the bank, huh?"
  • "I've gathered all of the necessary suits. Can I send Toadsworth to the bank for me?"
  • "Hmmm... What to do with the money I'll receive with my next promotion? Maybe I should donate it to charity!"
  • "Hmm? You give out suits? What a friendly little fellow you are!" (After drawing Heal Slime card)
  • "I won't be satisfied until this entire district belongs to me!"
  • "This district is perfect for me. I need to buy more shops here!"
  • "This district and I are obviously kindred spirits. I simply must have more shops here!"
  • "I've come this far... I might as well buy up the entire district!"
  • "Three shops in one district? Why, I've surprised even myself!"
  • "How distressing! You KNEW that was my favorite district, (Player’s name)!"
  • "Yippee! Consider this district dominated!"
  • "No one is ever going to kidnap this shop! I'll make certain of that!"
  • "Oooh! I get to play shopkeeper now. Welcome, valued customers! Take a look around!"
  • "Might I offer a suggestion, (player's name)? Roll that die as hard as you can!"
  • "This shop is absolutely precious, (player's name). I wish I could buy it up right now!"
  • "Am I supposed to be intimidated by these prices? They're laughable! Tee hee!"
  • "Where did this money come from? I must have you to thank, (player's name)!"
  • "Is that all I earned? Just a few gold coins? How...disappointing."
  • "I bet Mario would love this shop! Oh, I hope he visits soon!"
  • "I've purchased two shops in this district. That means I'm entitled to the others, right?"
  • "I like to stick up for the underdog. That's why I'm doing my shopping here today!"
  • "Ha! This shop is so cheap it's barely worth the effort to get out my coin purse."
  • "Hurry up and shop, everyone! It's my lucky day!" (after landing on a Boon square)
  • "Why, this shop belongs to the person in first place! I shouldn't have stopped here!"
  • "Who knew playing the stock market could be so much fun? Yippee!"
  • "I'll bake a delicious cake for the first person who drives up the price of this stock!"
  • "I have stock. Now all I have to do is land on a shop I actually OWN!"
  • "A little investment never hurt anyone...I think!"
  • "Would you look at that... I wasn't expecting such fast results!"
  • "Perhaps I'll invest once I get myself some stock... I'd better put that on my to-do list!"
  • "I'm having too much fun buying shops to even THINK about investing in them!"
  • "You must think everyone is drooling over that shop of yours, (player's name). We're not!"
  • "I'm suddenly inspired to earn more money. You're quite a muse, (player's name)!"
  • "You're quite adept at insider trading, (player's name). Should I be concerned?"
  • "Finally, a store fit for a princess! I'll certainly shop there, (player's name)!"
  • "A magnificent shop, fit for a princess! Tee hee!"
  • "Only 100G today? Whew!"
  • "Where did this money come from? I must have you to thank, (player's name)!"
  • "Your actions have consequences, (player's name)! I lost money on that transaction!"
  • "You're willing to pay extra just to shop at my store, (player's name)? How flattering!"
  • "Oh, silly (player's name)! Stop trying to catch up to me. I'll never give up first place!"
  • "What just happened? Last time I looked, the prices here were much more reasonable!"
  • "Don't lose heart, (player’s name)! If you give up now, this game is good as lost!"
  • "Are you comfortable in first place, (player's name)? Perhaps it's a rank better suited to loyalty..."
  • After landing on a Boon square: "All I have to do is wait here patiently, and the gold will come to me!"
  • After player lands on a Boon square: "You're rich enough already, (player's name)! Perhaps I'll rein in my spending for now..."
  • After player lands on a Boon square: "I wish I had your Midas touch, (player's name)! For a princess, I have such bad luck..."
  • Accepting a trade: "You've got a deal!"
  • "Tee hee! You big joker! Everyone knows my shop is worth MUCH more than that!"
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "I suppose I can use this time off to work on my customer-service skills..."
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Hmph! Why can't I schedule my OWN days off?"
  • "You're not playing fair, (player's name). Why would you visit my shop on my day off? You...you meanie!"
  • "My beauty sleep did wonders! I feel so refreshed!"
  • "Tsk-tsk! You should know better than to visit someone's shop on their day off. For shame!"
  • After player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "Sweet dreams, (player's name)… Tee hee! Now's my chance to trounce him/her!"
  • "Thank goodness I'm here on free invitation. Sometimes I just prefer to window-shop!"
  • After warping: "Who do I talk to about getting one of those installed in my castle? It sure beats walking up all those stairs!"
  • After player warps: "Look at how you zip around, (player's name)! That's the only way to travel!"
  • After player warps: "You certainly know your way around this board, (player's name)!"
  • After landing on the bank: "YAWN! Standing in line at the bank is so boring!"
  • After player lands on bank: "I bet you have a nest egg stashed away at the bank, (player's name). You're so clever!"
  • After building a circus tent: "My circus is the only place where you can see a Toad shot out of a cannon! It'll be a magnificent show!"
  • After building a balloonport: "A hot-air balloon can carry me a lot farther than a parasol!"
  • After having a balloonport bought out: "Nooo! My balloon! You're such a party pooper, (player's name) - just like Toadsworth!"
  • After having her Tax Office bought out: "Hmph! Do what you will with my tax office, (player's name). I'm done with it anyway!"
  • After having her Home bought out: "You've stolen my vacation home, (player's name)! No more cake for you! Ever!"
  • After having her estate agency bought out: "Go ahead, (Player's name). I'll get my shops the old-fashioned way-with a forced buyout!"
  • After building an estate agency: "I wonder if this estate agency can help me buy my next castle..."
  • After player builds a balloonport: "I bet you can fly higher with a balloon than Mario ever could with a cape, (player's name)!"
  • After getting a good venture card: "That was MUCH more efficient than paying to invest!"
  • After getting a good venture card: "I certainly have a knack for choosing the best cards!"
  • After getting a good venture card: "Whew! That venture card just saved me a trip to the bank!"
  • After player gets a good venture card: "A seven-percent rise in shop value? That mushroom is very unusual, (player's name)!"
  • After player gets a good venture card: "What a lucky break, (player's name)! You certainly deserve it."
  • After getting a bad venture card: "What's happening? Did someone sprinkle shrinking powder on my shop?"
  • "The selection of available shops has certainly dwindled!"
  • "Perhaps I should have purchased more shops when I had the chance. There's barely anything left now!"
  • "My chance at more shops has suddenly gone up in smoke! Unless I force a buyout, of course..."
  • "All sold out? Someone should have saved a shop for me!"
  • "This little shopping spree of mine has gotten out of control!"
  • "Ooh! Changing directions, (player's name)? That's a tough call. Follow your heart!"
  • "This die isn't working properly! Someone fetch me a new one!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
  • "I don't want to seem ungrateful, but can't someone just give me FOUR of these Suit Yourself cards?"
  • "Is that it? Hmph. I thought I'd be getting more!"
  • "Did everyone see what just happened? That sweet gal/fella (player's name) made me rich!"
  • "Well, isn't that peachy? Thanks a bundle, (player's name)! Tee hee!"
  • "But I don't want to pay! Can't I put this card back and draw another?"
  • After player gets a promotion: "You deserve a little fanfare with that promotion, (player's name)! Da-da-da-dum dee-dee-dum!"
  • After buying someone out: "Whew! It cost me dearly, but I really, really wanted that shop!"
  • After buying someone out: "It's not right, keeping the whole district to yourself! You need to learn how to share!"
  • After buying someone out: "I'd never forgive myself it I let you dominate this district without a fight!"
  • To player buying her shop: "I'm sure you didn't mean to steal MY shop, (player's name). You can give it back anytime!"
  • To player buying her shop: "Apparently you've been taking cruelty lessons from Bowser, (player's name). Hmph!"
  • To player buying her shop: "How dastardly, (Player's name)! That district was like my kingdom away from kingdom!"
  • To player: "Three shops in one district, (player's name)? Your loyalty is unwavering!"
  • To player: "I wish you the best of luck, (player's name)! Take heart-you won't be in last place forever!"
  • To player: "Why did you buy stock on my district, (player's name)? Do you plan to sabotage me?"
  • "I appreciate the invite, (player's name), but it comes in the most inopportune time!"
  • Peach to Player: Don't think I'll go easy on you, (player's name)! I plan on winning today!"
    • Daisy's response: "No way! I'm going to win this time! I mean, that goes without saying, right?"
  • To Bowser: "Who invited Bowser? He's only going to cause trouble!"
    • Bowser's response: "Bwah hah hah! Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"
  • Mario to Player: Congrats, (player's name)! You're a real hero, what with that promotion and all!"
    • Peach's response: "Oh, so you're a hero now? Perhaps I'll call on you next time I get kidnapped!"
  • To Mario: "Hmph! Why does (player's name) have all the luck? Mario! I order you to go out and gather me some gold coins!"
    • Mario's response: "Sure thing, Princess Peach! But, umm..how?"
  • (If the player's character is male) "I can't believe (player's name) is going to win! Bowser, I order you to stop him! Cause mayhem if you must!"
    • Bowser's response: "Wow! You're a little scary when you get mad, Princess Peach...but I like it! Consider it done! Gwah hah hah!"
  • (If the player's character is female) "Bowser! Something must be done to stop (player's name) from winning! I order you to kidnap her!"
    • Bowser's response: "Done and done, Princess Peach. I was already planning on it! Hey, (player's name)! Wait up! I've gotta kidnap you!"
  • To Toad: "Toad, prepare a celebration - (player's name) received a promotion!"
    • Toad's response: "Oh my! We'll need a pyrotechnic display! But where am I going to get fireworks at THIS hour?"
  • To player: "Congratulations, (player's name)! I know the perfect place for you to spend your salary - at my shop!"
    • Birdo's response: "You don't beat around the bush, do you, Peach? Hmph! A little pushy for my taste!"
  • To female player: Are you letting me win, (player's name)? That's sweet, but this game would be fun if you gave me a challenge!
    • Birdo's response: "Oh, puh-lease! Don't listen to her, (player's name)! I know you're doing your best!"
  • To player: "Don't worry, (player's name). It's not your fault when you're in last place. I blame Bowser!"
    • Bowser's response: "Sure, sure. Why, it's MY fault when you've got bad business, Princess Peach! Bwah hah!"
  • After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (player's name)! I've been so bored without you to keep me company."
  • Near bankrupt: "I simply can't go bankrupt! I'd never be able to live it down!"
  • Near bankrupt: "Pull it together, Princess. Times like these call for bravery and courage... Mario, save me!!"
  • Near bankrupt: "A princess going bankrupt? Why, that's unheard of!"
  • After reaching net worth needed to win: "Yay! Sorry to leave you all in the dust, but I have (target amount of money). Time to go win this game!"
  • After player reaches net worth needed to win: "Tsk-tsk! I never thought you would stoop to such levels just to win, (Player's name)!"
  • Approaching victory: "Another victory for Peach! This game has gone exactly according to plan!"
  • After player approaches victory: "Headed for the finish line, (player's name)? Not without me, you aren't!"
  • Going bankrupt: "There must be a mistake! Princesses can't go bankrupt! It's a royal decree or something!"
  • Going bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? I'll never be able to show my face in the Mushroom Kingdom again!"

Toad[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

  • "Oh! I should have brought a thank-you gift for letting us play on Yoshi's Island! How rude of me!" (Yoshi's Island)
  • "Whew! This place looks friendly enough. I actually think it's smiling at me!" (Slimenia)
  • "B-baseball!? This game can get pretty rough. Maybe I'll just, uh, be an umpire..." (Mario Stadium)
  • "I've heard stories about the legendary Robbin' Hood... Does he still wander through these fantastical ruins?" (Robbin' Hood Ruins)
  • "Home sweet home. This is my favorite castle in the world! Don't you think it's peachy keen? Ha ha ha!" (Peach's Castle)
  • "Who built this amazing castle? Whoever she is, I need to hire her as my new constructor!" (Castle Trodain)
  • "Eep! This place gives me the heebie-jeebies! Let's get out of here as quick as we can!" (Bowser's Castle)
  • "Wah-hah! If I look down, I'm going to start crying! Who thought this would be a fun place to play?" (Mount Magmageddon)
  • "Huh? HUH!? This place is kinda topsy-turvy. Hope I don't get lost!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
  • "Thanks for the offer, but I'm afraid I can't change jobs. I'm already very busy attending to Princess Peach!" (Alltrades Abbey)
  • "This place fills me with such conflicting emotions! But how can I resist that catchy music?" (Super Mario Bros.)
  • "Whoa! Alefgard! I want to meet the legendary dragon warrior Erdrick! But I forgot my camera! Wah-hah!" (Alefgard)
  • "This ship looks just like Mario! Not sure they got the nose quite right, though…" (Starship Mario)
  • "All the islanders seem happy and full of energy! The Shine Sprites have been doing their job." (Delfino Plaza)
  • "I'm going to build a giant likeness of Princess Peach once I return to the Mushroom Kingdom!" (The Colossus)
  • "I'm...I'm not afraid of gh-ghosts! I just prefer non-haunted ships." (Ghost Ship)
  • "Remember, everybody: safety first! Make sure you buckle up!" (Mario Circuit)
  • "Princess Peach's castle is pretty amazing, but THIS one... I mean, it can fly!!" (The Observatory)

General[edit]

  • To player: "Nice to see you (player's name)! If there's anything you need, just let me know!"
  • "All right, little die! We can do this! Roll me your very best number!"
  • "What number is it going to be!? I can barely stand the drama!"
  • "OHMIGOSH OHMIGOSH! It's my turn! I get to roll the die!"
  • "I've got a good feeling about this game… It's Toad's time to shine!"
  • "It's Toad's turn!"
  • "OK, I'm thinking of a number between one and ten. Hope I roll it!"
  • "Hmm... I never seem to land on any of my own shops. I bet Bowser cursed that die!"
  • "For the glory of the Mushroom Kingdom!"
  • "Wah-hah! The shop of my dreams is right over there! I need to formulate a plan..."
  • "Oh! Is it my turn already? Sorry, I was kind of busy twiddling my thumbs over here…"
  • "Everyone's having fun, right? Games are so much better when all of the participants are enjoying themselves."
  • "Each roll of the die offers a new and exciting adventure!"
  • "Shops are an important source of income. I think I'll buy this one!"
  • "Welcome to the district that will one day be dominated by ME!"
  • "I've only got one suit so far, but I'm not in a rush. You've got to take time to smell the Fire Flowers!"
  • "How's everybody doing? I've got two suits, you know. That's a lot!"
  • "One suit to go! Happy hunting to the rest of you!"
  • "I've got all four suits! If only the bank was nearby..."
  • "I need to power myself up with a promotion! That way, I'll be able to better defend Princess Peach!"
  • "I can't wait for my promotion! With power and money, I can protect Princess Peach almost as well as Mario does!"
  • "Oooh! It's almost promotion time! What should I buy first?"
  • "I solemnly swear to turn this into a wonderful shop that will be loved and respected by all!"
  • "I'd like this to be a friendly, neighborhood-watch kind of district. So if you see any troublemakers, give me a call!"
  • "That's a scary-looking shop up ahead... What if I land there and no one comes to rescue me?"
  • "I wonder which district has the most potential? Hmm..."
  • "Hooray! I have two shops in this district now. Not bad for a Toad!"
  • "Yippee! That's my second shop in this district. Maybe one day I'll have THREE shops here! Dare I dream?"
  • "Can you believe it? I just purchased my second shop in this district! That's cause for celebration!"
  • "That makes three for me! This place is starting to look like the Mushroom District!"
  • "I suppose I should be satisfied with three shops in a district...but I want more! More! MORE!"
  • "WAH-HAH! I've dominated the entire district! I have so many people to thank..."
  • "You sure taught that district who's boss, (player's name)!"
  • "I'd be a fool to let this opportunity pass me by. I should invest in my shop while I can!"
  • "Look at how much my shop has grown! I-I couldn’t have done it without you all. Thank you! Thank you!"
  • "Look at what you've done to that shop! What's your secret to success, (player's name)? I need to know!"
  • "What should I do!? What should I do!? I don't need this shop! Someone take it!"
  • "Ah! Pure bliss! I hope one day you all experience the happiness I'm feeling right now!"
  • "I probably should have invested in my shop...but I'm going to wait until I have some stock!"
  • "I shouldn't be shopping here. The person in first place doesn't need my money!"
  • "Why, I don't mind shopping here at all. Your prices are so very reasonable! Mind if I drop by again sometime?"
  • "OH NO! OH NO! I don't have enough money! This is definitely cause for alarm!"
  • "I'm only shopping here because the owner is in last place. When times are tough, we've gotta help each other out!"
  • "I must admit I'm disappointed. You knew very well that I wanted that district to myself, (player's name)!"
  • "Oh no! No no NO! There are hardly any shops left!"
  • "OH NO! OH NO! I've got to buy a shop, and QUICK!"
  • "Oh dear! I think I spent too much gold shopping here. Toadsworth will never let me live this down!"
  • "Slow and steady wins the race! That's the Toad motto!"
  • "A flat-rate sale? That means I can shop till I drop!"
  • "I simply must to improve my game! If I lose today, Toadsworth will never let me hear the end of it."
  • "You can be honest with me... I'm gonna to lose aren't I?"
  • "I don't want to seem pessimistic, but...I'm totally going to lose, aren't I?"
  • "What do you recommend for a first-time stock buyer? I know nothing about the market!"
  • "I've got a decent nest egg built up here. Maybe it's time for me to buy some stock!"
  • Agreeing to sell a shop: "Thank you! Take good care of that shop, won't you? We’ve been through a lot together!"
  • To himself: "C'mon, die... Give me the number I want!"
  • To player: No matter what happens, just remember: we're ALL winners!"
  • To player: "There! I did it! Next time you land on my shop, (player's name), you'll have to pay dearly!"
  • To player: "You mustn't blame yourself... It was my own fault for shopping here!"
  • To player: "Thanks for lining my pockets with gold, (player's name). I owe you one!"
  • To player: "Don't you realize your actions affect other players, (player's name)? You must try to be considerate!"
  • To player: "You're just a few gold coins away from first place, (player's name)!"
  • To player: "Don't let that bring you down (player's name). You still have time for a comeback!"
  • To player: "This game can get confusing, (player's name). But don't worry-I'm here to help!"
  • To player: "There's just no stopping you, (player's name)!"
  • "This is a nice shop and all, but might I make a suggestion? Add a mushroom-cap roof!"
  • "What is this strange feeling I'm feeling inside? Oh! I think it's... excitement!"
  • "After obtaining an upgrade card: "What are the chances I would pick such an amazing venture card? Fate is smiling down on me today!"
  • "I'm so proud of my little shop. Look how much it's grown!"
  • "The shops are all sold out! What in the WORLD am I supposed to do now!?"
  • "All the shops are gone... That's so sad!"
  • "Oops! Was I not supposed to buy that shop? Please don't be mad at me!"
  • "If you buy 10 or more stocks in one turn the stock price goes up! How brilliant!"
  • "I'm intimidated by the thought of purchasing stock. It seems like such a grown-up thing to do!"
  • "What good is it to have all of this stock if I can't invest in my shop?"
  • "Wah-hah! What's wrong with this silly die? It feels funny in my hands!"
  • "Prices sure are cheap today! I know a Goomba or two who'd love to shop here!"
  • "This shop is lovely! I would expect nothing less from the person in first place!"
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Perhaps I'll use my vacation time to do a little spring cleaning! Now where did I put that dustpan..."
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "If you need anything, I'd be happy to come in and work on my day off!"
  • "I wish you hadn't stopped by my shop while it was closed! I don't want to be known for poor customer service!"
  • After warping: "That's the only way to travel!"
  • After warping: "Wah-hah! My head is spinning! Remind me to walk next time."
  • After Player warps: "Wah-hah! I had a sneaking suspicion that's where you'd want to go, (player's name)!"
  • After Player warps: "Excellent warping abilities, (player's name)! You never cease to amaze me."
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "I want to put this money to good use. Maybe I should build a playground in my favorite district!"
  • After Player gets a good Venture Card: "That was a stroke of luck, (Player’s name). I’d like to own plenty of stocks myself."
  • After Player gets a good Venture Card: "That's one of the best venture cards in the lot, (player's name)! How did you manage to find it?"
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "What an unexpected treat! A promotion, right out of the blue!"
  • To player after they obtain a promotion: "Fair pay for a job well done, (player's name). You deserve each and every one of those gold coins!!"
  • To player: "That's a wise move, (player's name). No one will dare touch that shop of yours!"
  • To player after Moneymaking Venture: "I worked hard to earn that money, (player's name), so don't squander it!"
  • "You're snapping up shops left and right, (player's name)! Maybe it's time for you to take a breather and let the rest of us buy some property..."
  • "I wish I was as skilled in the stock market as you are, (player's name). You have a unique talent for making money!"
  • "I hope no one minds if I go ahead and win this one. I've been working awfully hard towards victory!"
  • After landing on the Bank: "I landed right on the bank! What are the odds?"
  • After player lands on the Bank: "Oooh! You landed right on the bank, (player's name)! That means you'll have good luck!"
  • After landing on a Boon square: "Thank you, die! This is exactly where I wanted to land."
  • After landing on a Boon square: "I wish I could share my luck and good fortune with the rest of you!"
  • After the player lands on a Boon square: "I hope landing there puts a big smile on your face, (player's name)!"
  • After buying another's shop: "I'm sorry, but I just had to have that shop! I'm sure you understand."
  • After getting bought out: "I hope that shop is worth our friendship, (player's name)!"
  • To player buying his shop: "Why would ya do that to me, (player's name)? Did I do somethin' to make ya angry?"
  • After getting a bad Venture Card: "I wouldn't wish this venture card on my worst enemy!"
  • After getting a bad Venture Card: "I kn-know I sh-shouldn’t c-cry over something like this, but I’m f-finding it difficult to c-control my emotions right now!"
  • After Player gets a bad Venture Card: "What a cruel card venture card, (player's name)! But you mustn't let it discourage you. You can bounce back!"
  • To player after losing money due to a venture card: "Don't feel too bad, (player's name). I'm sure you'll pick an excellent venture card next time!"
  • After getting a Venture Card that allows him to move in any direction: "I'm not sure if it's in my best interest to change directions right now... Oh! What to do?"
  • After getting Goodybag: "Oh! Please come visit my shop, little Gumdrops. I'll leave some milk and cookies for you by the door!"
  • After getting Healie: "Boy, oh boy! Could you give me a suit too, Healie?"
  • After getting Lakitu: "Please don't close my shops, Lakitu! I need to earn some money!"
  • "I'm almost in first place? Someone pinch me! This must be a delicious dream!"
  • "Reaching first place would be quite an achievement! Perhaps this next roll of the die will set the wheels in motion..."
  • "Being in first is surprisingly difficult. I wish I could keep my calm, but I'm sweating Bullet Bills!"
  • "Being in first place makes me nervous. Someone is always trying to take me down!"
  • "Last place by a smidgen! I would sigh, but sighing only makes me sadder."
  • "It's lonely in last place."
  • "What a relief! I'm glad I didn't have to turn away customers during my little rest..."
  • After landing on an expensive shop: "I need someone to save me from this overpriced shop! Where's Mario when you need him?"
  • After landing on a Vacant Lot: "I don't care what Bowser says. The last thing my circus needs is a Koopa Clown Car!"
  • Toad to player: "Congratulations, (player's name)! Receiving that promotion must do wonders for your self confidence!"
    • Mario's response: "Ha ha! Yep, I bet you feel pretty fantastic right about now, (player's name)! And so you should!"
  • To player: "Hey, (player's name), you should take it easy on Princess Peach today... I bet she'd really like to win!"
    • Peach's response: "Don't hold back on my account, (player's name)! I love a good challenge!"
  • To player: "Congratulations, (player's name)! We should throw you a party to celebrate!"
    • Jessica's response: "Ooh, that's a nice idea! Maybe I should make some tea to bring along..."
  • To player: "I'm impressed with your business acumen, (player's name)! I wish I was more like you..."
    • Mario's response: "You can be, Toad! Just keep up the hard work!"
  • To player: "Don't give up, (player's name)! We're all rooting for you! Even Jessica!"
    • Jessica's response: "I am? Fair enough. Try a little harder, OK, (player's name)?"
  • To Mario: "Oh no! It looks like (player's name) is going to win! How in the world did we let this happen?"
    • Mario's response: "You're unbelievable, (player's name)! None of us even saw this coming!"
  • After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (player's name)! I missed you SO much!"
  • Near bankrupt: "If I lose, I'll never be able to show my face in the Mushroom Kingdom again! That's a fate of worse than death!"
  • Near bankrupt: "Don't worry about me, everyone. I'm p-perfectly fine. We can't all win right?"
  • Near bankrupt: "Wh-who cares if I'm about to l-lose? I'm n-not...c-crying!"
  • After reaching net worth needed to win: "Wah-hah! Would anyone mind if I just go ahead and win this game?"
  • After player reaches net worth needed to win: "It takes a real financial genius to earn so much money, (Player's name). Ya're absolutely incredible!"
  • Approaching victory: "I hope no one reminds if I go ahead and win this one. I've been working awfully hard toward victory!."
  • After player approaches victory: "You're not out of the woods yet, (player's name)! Don't let down your guard till you reach the bank!"
  • When both Toad and the player have the required net worth to win: "Let's see who can get to the goal first, (player's name)!"
  • "But...I was so close to winning! Why can't I win just this once?"
  • "Don't let that bring down, (Player's name). Ya still have time for a comeback!"
  • Going bankrupt: "I don't think I'm e-emotionally c-capable of handling such a d-d-defeat!"
  • Going bankrupt: "My dreams of fame and fortune have just flown out the window like a Koopa Paratroopa!"

Waluigi[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

  • "Argh! That stupid sun is blinding me! Think you can outshine the great Waluigi, do ya, sun?!" (Delfino Plaza)
  • "Nice castle! I can't wait for the day when I take it over! Whee hee hee!" (Castle Trodain)
  • "Whee hee hee! How does this hulking piece of junk even manage to fly? It needs to be more aerodynamic!" (Starship Mario)
  • "This place is falling apart! Hey, you rotten ship! Don't even THINK about sinking while I'm on board!" (The Ghost Ship)
  • "No one can touch me on the baseball diamond. But today I'll just be throwing die instead of fastballs!" (Mario Stadium)
  • "Yeeowch! It's hot as a furnace in here! What are you people thinking playing in a place like this!?" (Mount Magmageddon)
  • "If we were really racing karts, you'd all be eating my dust by now! Whee hee, hee!" (Mario Circuit)
  • "Whose bright idea was it to play on this topsy-turvy thingamajig? Get me outta here!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
  • "Is that supposed to be some kind of castle!? Whee hee! I didn't know they could build ‘em so puny and pathetic." (Peach's Castle)
  • "One Yoshi is bad enough, but now there are a bunch of 'em! Hmm… I bet they're up to something!" (Yoshi's Island)
  • "If it's a legendary hero you want, look no further! I'm standing right here! Whee hee hee!" (Alefgard)
  • "Mario and Luigi are always yapping about how amazing this place is… Meh! I'm not impressed." (Super Mario Bros.)
  • "A career change, you say?" Maybe I'll become a superstar... Oh, wait! I already AM a superstar!" (Alltrades Abbey)
  • "This castle is big, bulky, and has no sense of style whatsoever – just what I'd expect from Bowser!" (Bowser's Castle)
  • "Yuck! I think I just stepped on a slime. This place is infested with them." (Slimenia)
  • "Drat! That big dumb statue is stealing all my thunder! Go sit down, ya big galoot!" (The Colossus)
  • "I wanna get my hands on that flying train I've heard so much about! That's the only way to travel!" (The Observatory)
  • "Underground ruins, hmm? Whee hee hee! The perfect place for a shady character like myself!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)

General[edit]

  • To player: "Who's tough enough to take down Waluigi? I'll give you a run for your money!"
  • "Got some extra money? Just because you don't need anything doesn't mean you can't shop! Nyah hah!"
  • After riding Magmalice: "Thanks for the ride, Magmalice! What are you waiting for, a tip or something?"
  • "Think you can beat me? Think again!"
  • When Waluigi buys a shop in a district the player/AI has 3 in: "You wanted to dominate this district, right? Well, sorry, sucker! Not if I have anything to say about it!"
  • "Beating you guys is gonna be easy. I bet I'm not even gonna break a sweat!"
  • "Roll me a bad number, and I'll fill in your pips with cement!"
  • "Whee hee hee! Watch the master at work!"
  • "Whee hee hee! Things are going exactly according to plan!"
  • "Who dares challenge the great Waluigi?"
  • "Hah! You think cheap tricks like that are gonna help you win? Doubtful!"
  • "You don't mind if I shake you up, do ya, die?"
  • "Someone better take notes, 'cause I'm about to make history!"
  • "Listen up, die: you'd better give me the number I want, or else!"
  • "It's about time you handed over the die!"
  • "Victory will be mine! Didja hear me? Then lemme say it again: VICTORY WILL BE MINE!"
  • "Hush up, losers! I'm in the spotlight now!"
  • "Who's the greatest in all ze land? It's Waluigi!"
  • "I'm gonna be a billionaire by the end of this game - just you wait!"
  • "Why didn't anyone tell me it was my turn!?"
  • "Knock me down all you want losers! No one's gonna stop me from winning this game!"
  • "If I lose this game, things are gonna get real ugly real quick!"
  • "Whee hee hee! No shop is safe from the likes of Waluigi!"
  • "First place is for winners! Time to hand over the reins, loser! Whee hee hee!"
  • "We can do this the easy way or the hard way. But either way, you're gonna hand over first place!"
  • "No one's gonna steal first place from me! It's mine, all mine!"
  • When in last place: "I love being in last place! It just means I've got nothing to lose! Whee hee hee!"
  • When in last place: "You're all conspiring to keep me in last place! I'm going to file a grievance with... Well, with someone!"
  • "Knock it off, (player's name)! That stock is meant for ME and ME alone!"
  • "Hmm... Maybe it's time for me to start investing. Then you'll ALL be sorry!"
  • "GRR! I need to land on one of my shops. This stock is going to waste!"
  • "I need to buy stock, but which one should I pick? They all look good!"
  • "I don't need of all this wonderful cash. I need to buy stock and fast!"
  • "Next time, I'm gonna pay someone to gather these stupid suits FOR me!"
  • After collecting two suits: "I still need two suits!? ARGH! No one told me there'd be this much walking!"
  • After collecting three suits: "Can't I just get my big payday with only three suits? I don't even know where that last one is!"
  • When close to the bank: "Oooh! I'm just a hop, skip, and a jump away from the bank!"
  • When close to the bank: "ARGH! Someone better move that bank a little closer to me!"
  • After buying a shop in a district: "This is the luckiest shop in the district 'cause its got ME for an owner! Nyah hah hah!"
  • After buying a shop in a district: "See all these shops around here? They're all gonna be mine one day, so stop drooling over them!"
  • After buying a shop: "What? Are you all waiting for a grand-opening party or something? Get shopping!"
  • After buying a shop: "If you want my autograph, you'd better start lining up right here! It's free with purchase!"
  • After buying a shop: "Why waste your valuable time at those OTHER shops? Buy your goods here at Waluigi's place!"
  • "Whee hee hee! Outta my way, you rubes! I'm headed for total domination!"
  • "Anyone mind if I go ahead and dominate this district? Speak now or keep quiet for the rest of the game!"
  • "Think ya're gonna dominate district, (player's name)? Dream on!"
  • After buying out a shop in a dominated district: "There’s no way I’m gonna let you dominate this district, (Player’s name)! Huh? You already have?!"
  • After getting a dominated district: "Whee hee hee! Domination! Total domination! Welcome to the wonderful world of Waluigi, folks!"
  • After a stock increase in a district he has stock in: "I never thought I'd say this, but I'm making TOO much money! It's absolutely absurd!"
  • "Whee hee hee! High culture AND high prices-that's what ya get when ya shop at Waluigi's!"
  • After declining the offer to spruce things up: "I'm in no rush to invest. There'll be time enough later!"
  • After declining the offer to spruce things up: "What's the point in investing when I don't own any stock?"
  • To Wario: "Nyah hah hah! I'd give you a thrashing, (player's name) but you're not worth the time! Isn't that right, Wario?
    • From Wario: "Huh? Who's this (player's name) person? Never heard of anyone by that name!"
  • To male player: "Think you can beat me, (player's name)? You're a funny guy! Hee hee, heh heh!"
  • After the player buys shop: "I never would've noticed that shop of yours, (player's name)...but it's on my radar now!"
  • After buying stock: "This stock's my ticket to getting rich quick. All I need now is for SOMEONE to INVEST in that DISTRICT!"
  • When the player is in First Place: "Enjoy your success while you can, (player's name)! It's not gonna last long!"
  • After the player makes the stock price increase in a district that Waluigi has stock in: "Why are being so nice, (player's name)? Stop luring me into a false sense of security!"
  • After not being able to buy out a shop: "Drat! I thought I had enough money to buy this place, but it looks like someone's been picking my pockets!"
  • "DRAT! Where's my money? I'm gonna fire that guy for not giving me the right to build on vacant plot!"
  • After the player makes the stock price go down in a district Waluigi has stock in: "How dare you drive down that stock price, (player's name)! I'm gonna sue you for fraud...or something!!"
  • After investing in a shop: "Grow, you gorgeous little shop! Grow until you reach the clouds!"
  • After landing Waluigi's shop with a 30% price increase: "Whee hee hee! High culture AND high prices-that's what you get when you shop at Waluigi's!"
  • "Hee hee! Keep it coming! I don't mind getting rich a little at a time!"
  • "Thanks for the cash, suckers! Anyone need a receipt?"
  • Accepting a trade deal: "Hee hee hee! That's a pretty juicy deal! I've to say I never expected it from you!"
  • Declining a 1G sale deal: "No way! I can tell by the look that you want it too much!"
  • After the player buys the last shop in a district Waluigi had 3 in: "Hey! I'm the only allowed to buy shops in that district! Gimme that shop right NOW!"
  • When there is two or less empty shops left: "Mine! Mine! Any shop left is mine!"
  • When there is two or less empty shops left: "You guys can go ahead and fight over the last of the shops. I'm just gonna steal 'em all from you later anyway!"
  • When there is no shops left: "All the shops are gone, eh? Time for me to start terrifying you all with forced buyouts!"
  • When there is no shops left: "No more shops for sale? Good! Time for me to start stealing 'em! It's more fun that way!"
  • After landing on a shop from the player/AI in first place: "Drat! This shop belongs to the person in first place, doesn't it? Give me back my gold!"
  • After landing on a shop from the player/AI in last place: "Eww! This shop belongs to the person in last place! Hope I don't catch any bad luck!"
  • After landing on an expensive shop: "Nyahhh! I hate this game! You're all cheating! I want to go home!"
  • After landing on an expensive shop: "What is this, some kind of shakedown? You're messing with the wrong guy!"
  • "A free invitation, eh? Hoping a little ol' Waluigi charm is gonna rub off on ya?"
  • "What kind of sale is this where you charge people MORE than usual? What a terrible business plan!"
  • "What do you expect me to do with this chump change, buy a stick of gum?"
  • After getting a good venture card: "Whee hee hee! Free stock! Better put this to good use!"
  • After getting a good venture card: "FINALLY! A reason to celebrate! All my shops just expanded! Wheeee!"
  • After getting a good venture card: "I'm gonna use this bonus money to steal every single shop on this board! Nyah hah hah!"
  • After getting a good venture card: "Anyone need an interest-loan? Well, don't look at me! This money is all MINE!"
  • After getting a Suit Yourself card: "I was gonna bribe someone for this exact venture card! Nyah hah hah! Lucky Waluigi!"
  • After player gets a good Venture Card: "Your shops are ripe stealing now (player's name)! Whee hee hee!"
  • After player gets a good Venture Card: "I think (player's name) is stacking that deck. He/She's getting ALL the good cards!"
  • After player gets a good Venture Card: "Since when does standing around daydreaming earn you a bonus? No fair, (player's name)!"
  • After getting a bad Venture Card: "There's no WAY I'm gonna pay-HEY! You can't just take my money away from me like that!"
  • After getting a bad Venture Card: "Whoa! Hold on just a minute! My hand slipped! You gotta let me pick a different card!"
  • After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Kiss your money good-bye, (player's name)! Whee hee hee!"
  • After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Whee hee hee! All of (player's name)'s just got cheaper! Which ones shall I steal...?"
  • After landing on the bank: "How come no one's lined up outside the bank to get my autograph? Don't they know who I am!?"
  • After building a balloonport: "All the better to look down on you, suckers! Nyah hah hah!"
  • After building an estate agency: "My time is too precious to waste it traipsing around this board buying up shops one by one!"
  • After player builds a balloonport: "You're just going to use that hot-air balloon to look down on us, (player's name)!"
  • After player builds an estate agency: "Buying shops is the easiest thing in the world, (player's name)! But YOU need an estate agency... Sheesh!"
  • After landing on a Boom square: "Lemme get this straight. All I have to do is stand on this square and watch the money roll in? Nice!"
  • After player lands on Boom square: "Heh heh! You're not going to get far in this world on luck alone, (player's name)!"
  • After landing on a Boon square: "Stop, shop, and roll, everybody! Especially the first two! And at expensive places!"
  • After player lands on a Boon square: "Enjoy that lucky feeling while you can (player's name). It's not gonna last very long!"
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Drat! I thought this was one of those boon squares. Now I'm gonna LOSE money!"
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Heh heh! I'll just sit back and relax while you all work your fingers to the bone!"
  • After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Heh heh heh! Poor (player's name) is all tuckered out. Have a nice nap!"
  • After no one lands on Waluigi's shop(s) when they are closed: "I'm surprised none of you rubes visited my shops while they were closed!"
  • After someone lands on Waluigi's shop(s) when they are closed: "Thank you SO much for visiting my shop on my day off! That was sarcasm, in case you didn't know..."
  • After landing on someone else’s closed shop: "Looks like I got here in the nick of time! This store is a lot nicer closed than it's open!"
  • After warping: "Which way shall I go to wreck the most havoc? Heh heh heh..."
  • After warping: "Check out my super-duper Waluigi jump! And for the record, it's WAY higher than Luigi's!"
  • After the player warps: "Ack! He/she cheated. He/she just flew across the board!"
  • "What's wrong with this thing!? You'd better do what I tell you to, die!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
  • After landing on a cheap shop: "Are you kidding me? How do you manage to stay in business with such a cheap shop!?"
  • After landing on a cheap shop: "Aren't you embarrassed to have such a puny shop? I certainly would be!"
  • After buying someone out: "Aw, did I make you mad? Doesn't feel very nice to have your precious shop snatched away from you, does it? Nyah hah!"
  • After buying someone out: "Your shops will never be safe as long as Waluigi is on the loose!"
  • After buying someone out: "Don't mind me. I'm just stealing your shop! Whee hee hee! Nyah hah hah!"
  • To player buying his shop: "How dare you! You just crossed the wrong guy, (player's name)!"
  • To player buying his shop: "You've ruined my plans for world domination, (player's name)! I won't let you get away with that!"
  • "Now you've done it! Now I'm mad! Prepare to feel my wrath, (player's name)!"
  • To player buying his Department Store: "Blast it all, (player's name)! How could you buy that shop out of me? It was my golden goose!"
  • To player buying his balloonport: "Careful with that hot-air balloon, (player's name)! Those things are so easy to sabotage..."
  • To player buying his home: "Wait, (player's name)! I just finished painting the kitchen purple!"
  • That tax office won't do you any good to you, (player's name)! It is the home to ME!"
  • When Waluigi lands on an expensive shop: "You want me to pay? Fine, I'll pay! Take your money, and run you weasel!"
  • When Waluigi lands on an expensive shop: "You've got some nerve building an expensive shop right here where I was exactly going to land! Nyah!"
  • After getting Goodybag: "You'd better hightail it over to my shop, you goofy-looking monster, before I drag you there myself!"
  • After getting Healie: "Stop trying to show off, you little squish! I'm the head honcho around here!"
  • After getting Lakitu: "ARGH! Lakitu you little weasel! Get down off your high horse-er, I mean your high cloud!"
  • After landing his home: "Get your lazy behinds over here, everyone! It's time to sing the praises to the great Waluigi!"
  • After the player lands on (one of) Waluigi's expensive shop(s): "You are TOO generous, (player's name)! Whee hee hee!"
  • After the player lands on (one of) Waluigi's expensive shop(s): "Forget all those bad things I said about you, (player's name)! You're a stand-up fella!"
  • After landing on a cheap shop from the player: "Huh? Is this really your shop, (player's name)? This shabby little hole-in-the-wall?"
  • After getting a move any direction Venture Card: "Where to go, where to go... Ah, why worry? No matter which direction I pick, I'm gonna win!"
  • After Player gets a Suit Yourself card: "I don't care how many of those cards you've got up your sleeve, (player's name). I can't be beat!"
  • To player: "It doesn't matter how much money you've got, (player's name)! It's all gonna end up in my pockets anyway!"
  • To player after they land at Waluigi's most expensive shop: "I'm gonna call you a golden goose, (player's name), because you've just laid me a golden egg!"
  • Rejecting a trade deal: "Forget it, bub! Who needs a rundown shop like that?"
  • To player: "You wanna steal first place from me, (player's name)? It ain't ever gonna happen!"
  • "Luigi, (player's name)… Is there anyone they DON'T let into this thing?"
    • Luigi's response: "Ha ha! You're one to talk, Waluigi! How did YOU get on the guest list?"
  • To player: "Hey, are you manipulating stock for profit!? That's cheap! Cheap, I tell ya!"
    • Luigi's response: "It's called good strategy, Waluigi. You can learn a few things from that one!"
  • To player: "Hope you're comfortable in last place, (player's name), 'cause that's where you belong!"
    • Luigi's response: "Knock it off, Waluigi! I'm pretty sure you're the one who belongs in last place!"
  • To player: "Bet you think you're pretty tough now that you got a promotion, huh, (player's name)?"
    • Wario's response: "Swing by my shop, (player's name), and we'll see just how tough you are!"
  • To Wario: "No way, no way! Cheating baddie, go away! I can't let (player's name) win today!"
    • Wario's response: "Waluigi, if you're just gonna stand there making up rhymes and blocking the way, no one is gonna win! So get a move on!"
  • To player: "Do you really think you can beat the great Waluigi? Save yourself the effort and give up now, (player's name)!"
    • Bianca's response: "Rubbish! You never know what folk might be capable of when they put their minds to it. Right, (player's name)?"
  • To player: "Look at all that beautiful money, (player's name)! Bring it to my shop and we'll celebrate!"
    • Bianca's response: "I'd be wary of visitin' any of his shops if I was you, (player's name)."
  • To player: "I bet you think you're some kind of hot shot, (player's name). Well, news flash - you're NOT!"
    • Bianca's response: "That isn't half-impressive, (player's name)! I wouldn't mind giving it a go!"
  • "Look alive, Luigi-(player's name) is about to win!"
    • Luigi's response: "So why don't you try to do something about it, Waluigi?"
  • "First place!? What kind of scam are you pulling, (player's name)? Teach me how you do it!"
  • Near bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? That's not a dignified way for me to go out. I should just quit this game right now!"
  • Near bankrupt: "You don't all want me to go bankrupt, do you? If everyone gives me a couple hundred bucks, I'll be fine!"
  • Near bankrupt: "I'm not going to roll over and go bankrupt! That's NOT the way this game is gonna end!"
  • After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Look at (player's name), crawling back on his/her hands and knees. I knew you couldn't stay away!"
  • After reaching net worth needed to win: "Whee hee hee! Out of the way, losers! It's time for me to make a dash to the finish line!"
  • After player approaches victory: "I won't be defeated by the likes of you, (player's name)! I'll drag us BOTH down if I have to!"
  • Approaching victory: "Whee hee! There's no stopping me now! Catch me if you can, suckers!"
  • "I've gotta keep a clear head! Now's not the time to get distracted!"
  • "Aw, poor (player's name)! This game isn't going to end until YOU go bankrupt!"
  • Going bankrupt: "Drat! If any of you breathes a word of my bankruptcy to my credit card company, I'll get you good!"
  • Going bankrupt: "I gotta say this is kind of a relief. I was sick of playing with you losers, anyway!"

Wario[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

  • "It's graffiti time, kids! I'll plaster my name all over this island!" (Delfino Plaza)
  • "This place is nothing but a measly pile of rocks! You want a castle, Peach? I'll build you a castle!" (Princess Peach's Castle)
  • “I'm gonna snatch up every last Yoshi on that island and sell 'em to a collector! I'll be rich!” (Yoshi's Island)
  • "The big treasure in this place is a wand, huh? Guess a silly stick is better than a Black Jewel!" (Castle Trodain)
  • "Mario's got his own starship? Not for long! All I have to do is flip that M upside down, and it'll be all mine!" (Starship Mario)
  • "Nyah hah, hah, listen to my fans cheering me on! They want Wario to win this one, so let's give ‘em what they want!!" (Mario Stadium)
  • "Phew! It's like a giant steam bath in here! I better not sweat off any weight… I need the calories to win!" (Mount Magmageddon)
  • "Nyah hah hah! A race, huh? Eat my exhaust!" (Mario Circuit)
  • "This planet would fetch a pretty penny on the open market. I'm gonna take it with me when I leave!" (Good Egg Galaxy)
  • "I'm on Mario's turf now, so I guess I'm gonna have to show off my super moves! Prepare to be amazed, suckers." (Super Mario Bros.)
  • "Nyah! Is that treasure I smell? All I gotta do is win this game… Then I'm gonna find me some gold in these ruins!" (Robbin Hood Ruins)
  • "Whaaaaaa? This silly-looking castle doesn't seem very scary. Bowser needs to hire a new decorator!" (Bowser's Castle)
  • "Nyah! I bet there isn't a single treasure on that whole stinkin' island! Nothing but those quivering little blobs!" (Slimenia)
  • "Huh? Who cares about some legendary hero? The only legend you need to know about is the legend of WARIO!" (Alefgard)
  • "I'm supposed to change jobs here or something? Don't go telling me what to do! Wario makes the rules around here!" (Alltrades Abbey)
  • "A flying train AND a flying castle? Hmmm… I think I'm gonna turn this place into an amusement park and rake in the cash!" (The Observatory)
  • "Ugh! That's one ugly statue. They shoulda asked ME to pose for it!" (The Colossus)
  • "This place sends shivers down my spine - in a good way! I like it!" (The Ghost Ship)

General[edit]

  • To player: "Don't worry, (player's name)! You're not seeing things. It's me, Wario! And I'm here to bankrupt you! Nyah hah!"
  • "Whoa! What just happened? Are my clothes on fire!? YEEOUCH!"
  • "You know who look good in first place? ME! Hand it over!"
  • "I was born to be in first place! Fork it over!"
  • "Almost time to wrap this game up. I'm going home a winner!"
  • "Make way for the great Wario, peons!"
  • "I'm in the lead! Any of you guys try to pass me, I'll tie your shoelaces together! Nyah hah hah!"
  • "Somebody better stop (player's name) before it's too late! I'm busy workin' on a Wario Waft to send him/her way..."
  • "Feast your eyes on this, ya bunch of turkeys! Wario's up!"
  • "HURRRAAAGH! Gimme a good number!"
  • "ARGH! I gotta open up a suit shop right next to the bank. I could make millions!"
  • "Finally, it's my turn! I've been waiting so long that I shaved my mustache and grew another one in its place!"
  • "Ugh! Is the game OVER already? Wait, what? It's my turn!? Why didn't anyone tell me!?"
  • "Only one die, huh? Guess you wimps are too weak to handle TWO whole dice!"
  • "Watch out folks. I just scarfed down a bunch of garlic, and I'm not afraid to use these noxious fumes to my advantage!"
  • "Nyah hah hah! Check it out, losers. Wario's taking center stage!"
  • "Pick up the pace, slowpokes! All of this standing around and waiting is boring me to pieces!"
  • "Geh heh heh! Get ready to see a genius at work!"
  • "You're kinda lazy, die, lettin' everyone throw you around. Why don't you get a real job!?"
  • "I hope I don't crush this die in my superstrong hands! Gimme a good roll, guy!"
  • "Hey, losers! This ain't a loaded die or anything. Is it? It better not be!!"
  • "Heh heh heh! You think I'm greedy? Yeah, well...I think gold is greedy for ME!"
  • "Listen up, losers! How 'bout you all tell me how great I am? Hah hah hah!"
  • "All I need is three more suits? Eh, this should be a piece of cake!"
  • "One, two, three... Hey, I've only got one more suit to go!"
  • "Heh heh! Almost time to collect my salary!"
  • "I want my money! Where's that stupid bank?"
  • "Heh heh. I'm proud to announce the first (board's name) branch of WarioWare, Inc.!"
  • "Ah, what a beautiful shop! One day you're gonna grow up big and strong, just like me."
  • "You wanna get a sneak peek at the district of the future? Check it out! This place is gonna be all Wario, all the time!"
  • "Not a bad-looking shop, huh? It takes after me!"
  • "I'm a pretty powerful guy. It's about time my shops caught up with me! Nyah hah hah!"
  • "YIKES! I gotta avoid that pricey shop up ahead. Or maybe it'll go bankrupt before I get there!"
  • "What's the deal with this cheap shop? You playing some kind of joke on me?"
  • "Look at the sad sack in last place! Glad I could help you out with this little charitable donation! Heh heh!"
  • "GAH! When did I end up in last place?! Someone's supposed to keep me informed of these things!"
  • "WILL YOU ALL JUST STOP GETTING IN THE WAY OF ME AND MY MONEY!?"
  • "Me!? Wario!? In LAST PLACE!? Do ya know how ridiculous that sounds?"
  • "Hmph! Gloat while ya can, wimps! I'm about to make a BIG comeback!"
  • "By landing here I officially put a claim on this shop! Don't any of you dare lay a finger on it!"
  • "Am I in last place? Man, that's not good at all!"
  • "This shop belongs to the wimp in first place? Then I'm gonna cover it in graffiti! Nyah hah hah!"
  • "Nyah hah. I'm so intimidating, even the SHOPS close down when I stop by!"
  • "Nyah hah hah! You fell right into my trap, (player's name). Hope it didn't hurt too bad!"
  • "Two shops for me in this district! Now you LOSERS have twice as many chances to gimme your money!"
  • "I'm not greedy for shops in this district. I've just got really good taste! Nyah hah hah!"
  • "Better not buy any shops in this district, people. I'm gonna make sure this whole place REEKS of garlic! Nyah hah!"
  • "My day of district domination's drawin' near! Let's get the party started!"
  • "Bet ya never thought I'd get three shops in this district. Well, just wait! I'm gonna dominate this place!"
  • "Just a warning, (Player’s name): keep collecting shops in that district, and you’re gonna collect a few enemies!"
  • "Hey, (player's name)! That's MY district! You're not supposed to buy a shop there without my permission!"
  • "Ah! Nothin' feels better than stomping on someone else's dreams of domination. Good times!"
  • "KA-POW! This district's MINE! Ahh...I'm so very impressed with myself right now."
  • "This place smells like a combination of garlic and fear - delicious! Nyah hah hah!"
  • "Meh heh heh! This district smells like success! I'm gonna get myself a piece of the action!!"
  • "ARGH! Why'd ya have to buy stock there, (Player's name)? All my insider trading will earn ya money now!"
  • "Ahhhh! Money: the best thing in the entire universe! Even better than garlic!"
  • "Get a whiff, losers! That's the smell of SUCCESS!"
  • "Watch and learn, kiddos! Now, THAT'S how you earn money! Nyah hah hah!"
  • "Tell ya what: first person to move the bank closer to me gets 1000G. Sound good?"
  • After getting Gumdrops: "Check it out! I summoned a magical bag of treasure! Ya can all thank me later-with CASH!"
  • After getting Healie: "Get away from me, you wriggly little weirdo! Uh...wait a sec. Can I get one of those Suit Yourself cards before you go?"
  • "Thanks for turning my frown upside down, (player's name)! Cheer me up some more!!"
  • "You're almost good as that goose who lays golden eggs, (player's name)! Nyah hah hah!"
  • "HEY! Do whatever you want, (player's name), but leave my finances out of it!"
  • "Not bad, (player's name)! Maybe I should make you my financial advisor!"
  • After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Too bad, (player's name). I wouldn't wish that card on my worst enemy...who's currently YA!"
  • After getting a bad Venture Card: Hey! Where ya're goin' with all my money? GET BACK HERE!"
  • After getting a bad Venture Card: "WAHHH! The only thing that could comfort me now is a big ol' bulb of garlic..."
  • "Why bother investing? I don't even have stock in this place!"
  • "Invest? Pshaw! Investing is for losers!"
  • "Let me invest! Who am I talking to, you ask? What's it matter!? JUST LET ME INVEST!"
  • "Aww... I never get to invest! My stock's gonna go bad before I can use it!"
  • "Maybe it's time for me to try my hand at the stock market."
  • "I think I'll be nice and let you trade shops with me! Am I a gentleman or what!?"
  • "A half-price discount? Not bad! But if ya want to make me really happy, gimme a FULL-price discount!"
  • "These prices are ridiculous! You're robbing me blind!"
  • "Here’s your stupid 100G! Consider it a loan, ‘cause I’m gonna take it back from ya-with interest!"
  • "ARGH! This is all your fault, you good-for-nothing die!"
  • "Blast it all! You won't get away with this!"
  • "I've been robbed!! Someone call the cops! I'm gonna get this clown thrown in jail!"
  • "Hey, (Player's name)! How's that brilliant strategy of yours working out? Nyah hah hah!"
  • "Nyah hah hah! Like a moth to fortune! Gimme my cut!" (landing on a Boon square)
  • "If I put stars on all these squares, I could just sit around all day and still make money! Am I brilliant or what?" (landing on a Boon square)
  • "Why should (player's name) get a cut of the action? She's/He's just sitting there doing nothing!" (after the player lands on a Boon square)
  • "Just a warning, (player's name): keep collecting shops in that district, and you're gonna collect a few enemies!"
  • "Ah! Nothing feels better than stomping on someone else's dreams of domination. Good times!"
  • "Looks like there's hardly any shops to buy... Hey! Anything left is mine, got it!?"
  • "Any shops left? Sit tight, guys. Uncle Wario's comin' to buy ya up!"
  • "No more shops to buy. Guess that means I gotta start stealing 'em!"
  • "All the shops are gone! Which one of ya suckers wants to sell me a shop for 1G? I'll even pay cash!"
  • "Aw, quit your whining! You can't be mad just 'cause I didn't want to see you dominate this district!" (after buying someone out)
  • "This shop's so scrawny I almost stepped on it! How does a place like this even stay in business?"
  • "Hmm... I have a sudden urge to take over all of (player's name)'s shops!"
  • "Hey, (player's name)! You gonna share any of that good fortune with your best friend Wario?"
  • "Sneaky (player's name)! That's a clever way to pad your bank account. You must've learned that move from ME!"
  • "Banks aren't so bad. They're chock-full of money! Hmm... Maybe I should buy the bank!" (after landing on bank)
  • "Don't get too comfy, (player's name)! You have to leave that bank sooner or later. When you do, I'll be waiting!" (after player lands on bank)
  • "Blechhh! Your shop looks kinda gaudy now, (player's name). Is that a velvet painting I see on the wall?"
  • "That's a lot of money, (player's name). How 'bout you buy me dinner?"
  • "OK, I guess I could use a day off. Time to catch up on my beauty rest! Nyah hah hah! (after landing on a Take-a-break square)
  • "I hate to take a day off... But hey-it's better than working!" (after landing on a Take-a-break square)"
  • "Hey! Don't visit my shop while I'm on break. I'm gonna charge you double next time!"
  • "Heh heh heh! Break time's over! I'm all refreshed and rarin' to go!"
  • After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "How's this scrap of paper gonna do me any good? I want cold hard CASH!"
  • After buying someone out: "What? I paid for this shop fair and square. Nothing underhanded about it! Nyah hah hah!"
  • After buying someone out: "Check it out - stealth buyout! I'm the sneakiest guy on the planet!"
  • After building a tax office: "Nyah hah hah! Time to collect my tribute, peons!"
  • After building a home: "C'mon over sometime for my special five-course garlic dinner! I'll even make garlic ice cream for dessert!"
  • After landing on his home: "Gather 'round, losers! Make sure you bring your own food and drinks. I hate sharing!"
  • After building an estate agency: "Be a good little estate agency and buy me a bunch of shops! Go on - get to work!"
  • After warping: "Heh heh! If I could set up a 100G toll on these, I'd be rich!"
  • After player warps: "That's a lazy way to travel, (player's name)! Ya gotta exercise if you want a body as flawless as mine!"
  • After player warps: "That contraption gives me an oogie feeling. I'd rather walk, even if it means getting exercise!"
  • After player lands on a Boon square: "So I do all the work and (player's name) gets a cut of the profits? Who thought up THAT rule!?"
  • "Have a nice nap time, (player's name)! Try not to lose count of all those sheep!" (if the player lands on a Take-a-break square)
  • "Want a tax break, (player's name)? Donate some of that to my new charity: ME!" (after the player gets a promotion)
  • "Consider this a loan, (player's name). You're gonna have to pay me back...with interest!" (after Player gets a money getting Venture Card)
  • "Huh? Ya...ya wanna just GIVE me a bunch of stock? What's the catch? " (after getting a good Venture Card)
  • "Nyah hah hah! I knew that was gonna be a good card. I could smell it a mile away!" (after getting a good Venture Card)
  • "Jealous everyone? Ya should be! Wario's gettin' the special treatment over here!" (after getting a good Venture Card)
  • "What!? I specifically remember telling you to leave that card for ME, (player's name)!"
  • "If I could start with a 3-star shop, then I'd make tons of money! Brilliant!"
  • "Can't keep ahold of those gold coins, eh, (player's name)? They're slippery little things! Nyah hah!" (after a player loses money to an event)
  • "Why bother an estate agency, (player's name)? The shops around here are gonna mine! All mine!"
  • "Huh? I can't seem to move very far. Maybe it's 'cause I ate that sandwich I found lying on the ground..." (after an event meaning players can only move one space)"
  • To player: "Scared to be facing off against the great Wario (player's name)? Yeah, I bet you're quaking in your boots!"
  • After the player builds a tax office: "I don't like the looks of that tax office, (player's name)… I'm gonna have to steal it out from under you!"
  • "Hey! Who said that you could steal my checkpoint, (player's name)?"
  • To player buying out his shop: "ACK! You're a sneakly little schemer, (player's name)! I'm gonna take that shop right back, so watch out!"
  • To player buying out his shop: "Stay away from my other shops, (player's name)! I reserve the right to refuse you service!"
  • To player buying out his shop: "Blast it! One of these days I’m gonna beat ya at yer own game, (Player’s name)!"
  • After player lands on their home: "Thanks for the invite, (player's name)! When does the all-you-can-eat buffet open? I'm starving!"
  • "I'm doing a big favor by stopping at your shop, (player's name). And this is the thanks I get!?"
  • Rejecting a trade deal: "You wanna trade? Yeah, right! As if!"
  • "Hmph! Good luck with that hot-air balloon, (player's name)! It's not always that easy to steer!"
  • To player: "Ya know why you're in last place, (Player's name)? 'Cause ya haven't eaten any garlic today!"
    • Mario's response: "Huh? I haven't eaten any garlic, either, you know! That's a weird obsession you've got there Wario..."
  • To player if they are in 4th place: "Psst! You wanna win (Player's name)? Gimme the rest of your money, and I'll invest it for you! Trust me!"
    • Waluigi's response: "Hang on! Don't listen to Wario! You'd be better off givin' your money to ME!"
  • To player: "There’s no way I'm gonna let (player's name) win! I'll drag him/her to his/her knees whatever it takes!"
    • Mario's response: "Ya've got a lot of spunk, Wario! No playin' dirty, OK?"
  • To player: "Excellent work, (player's name)! Now just let me hang on to that money for you, and we'll both come out on top!"
    • Waluigi's response: "Don't listen to him, (player's name)! Give ME your gold! I promise to keep a close eye on it!"
  • To player: "Move over, losers! It's me, Wario!"
    • Mario's response: "What? Oh no! That's my line! It's ME, Mario!"
  • Wario to Player: "Hey hey! Ya finally got that promotion! Thanks to my great advice, no doubt!"
    • Mario's response: "Since when have YOU been giving (player's name) advice, Wario!?"
  • "Bwah hah hah! This is gonna be a breeze. I could beat you in my sleep, Donkey Kong! And you too, (player's name)!"
    • Donkey Kong's response: "Oook ook oooook! (I'm not gonna lose to a meanie like him!)"
  • To player: "Hey, (player's name)! Give me your money, and I promise I'll triple it for you! I'm practically a certified financial advisor!"
    • Donkey Kong's response: "Ook! Ooook oooooook! (Don't listen to Wario, (player's name)! He's a bad man!)"
  • After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Aha! If it isn't (player's name), come back to play! Good morning, sunshine! Hope you're ready to roll!"
  • Near bankrupt: "Hey! How 'bout all of you make donation to the bank of Wario? I could use the extra assets!"
  • Near bankrupt: "Time to change the rules! From now on whoever goes bankrupt first wins!"
  • Near bankrupt: "I'm not scared of going bankrupt. I'll rise from the financial grave like the living debt-I mean, dead! Nyah hah!"
  • After reaching net worth needed to win: "Nyah hah! Further proof I'm a genius! Look how fast I scraped together (target amount of money)!"
  • After player reaching net worth needed to win: "Slow down there, (player's name)! I wanna collect a few more gold coins before this game ends!"
  • After player reaching net worth needed to win: "ACK! What are you doing, (player's name)!? You think you're going to get in my way of my glorious victory!?"
  • "Waaaait! Wait, wait, wait! You really want the game to end? C'mon-let's keep playing until I win!"
  • Approaching victory: "Who's got two thumbs and is gonna go home rich? THIS GUY!"
  • After player approaches victory: "Better watch out for Bob-ombs, (player's name)! I'd hate for anything to happen to you on your way to the bank!"
  • "Where do ya think yau're goin' with me money? Get back 'ere! I need to win!"
  • "Nyah hah hah! As long as my mustache is crooked, I'll never let ya win, (player's name)!"
  • Going bankrupt: "Later losers! I'm gonna go find another way to strike it rich!"
  • Going bankrupt: "There's no WAY I'm gonna let myself go bankrupt. I quit this game! Hah! Who's bankrupt now?"

Yoshi[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

  • "Yoshi? Yoshi? Yoshi... (Huh? How am I standing on top of Mario's head? This is just weird...)" (Starship Mario)
  • ”Yoshi! Yoshi! (Peach's Castle is almost as pretty as Peach herself!)” (Princess Peach's Castle)
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Yoshi's Island is the best place in the world! All of my friends live here!)" (Yoshi's Island)
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Watch out for my fastball, everyone! It'll knock your socks off!)" (Mario Stadium)
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi!? (Yummy! A castle! Do you think it's full of delicious food!?)" (Castle Trodain)
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi… (Whew! This place is hot! I sure could use a nice, cool lemonade…)" (Mount Magmageddon)
  • "Yoshi… Yoshi! (I'm kind of hungry… Maybe I'll find some tasty pieces of fruit in those green pipes!)" (Super Mario Bros.)
  • "Yoshi Yoshi! (This is my big chance to stir up trouble in Bowser's Castle)" (Bowser's Castle)
  • "Yoshi Yoshi? (Even if I win, how am I ever going to get out of this place?)" (Robbin Hood Ruins)
  • "Yoshi. Yoshi! (Those slimes look like yummy pieces of candy. I'll try not to eat any!)" (Slimenia)
  • "Yoshi… Yoshi! Yoshi! (I wouldn't mind a new job… as long as it involves eating! Yum!)" (Alltrades Abbey)
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I like this town! There are tropical treats on every corner!)" (Delfino Plaza)
  • "Yoshi? Yoshi. (Can someone get that big guy a chair? He must be tired of all that standing.)" (The Colossus)
  • "Yoshi? Yoshi! (How did I get so high up in the sky? What a feeling!)" (The Observatory)
  • "Yoshi Yoshi... Yoshi! (Poor skinny ghosts... I bet they don't get enough to eat!)" (The Ghost Ship)
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm ready to burn some rubber! Vroom vroom vroom!)" (Mario Circuit)
  • "Yoshi Yoshi! (Erdrick may be the big hero in these parts, but Mario is the bestest hero in the galaxy!)" (Alefgard)
  • "Yoshi! (I'm going to get a case of the dizzies around here.)" (Good Egg Galaxy)

General[edit]

  • To player: "Yoshi! Yoshiiiii! (It's me, Yoshi! We're going to have so much fun today!)"
  • "Yoooshi Yoshi! (I sure am having fun playing today!)"
  • "Yoshi? Yoshi! Yoshi! (Does anyone have any cookies? I need cookies! Nom nom nom!)"
  • "Yoshi. Yoshi! (Stay calm, everyone. I'm about to roll!)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshi! (This is the bestest game ever!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm almost too hungry to roll! I need a cookie!)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshi! (For a second, I thought this die was a big Yoshi Egg!)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshi! (Maybe THIS roll will help me win!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (This is gonna be a good roll! I can feel it!)"
  • "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Anyone need a ride? I'm headed that-a-way!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (My turn! My turn!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yooooooshi! (Here goes nothing! Yooooooshi!)"
  • When die can only roll 1: "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Can I get a new die? I think this one is broken!)"
  • "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I want my shops to thrive. Time to get on top of that!)"
  • "Yoshi... Yoshi! (Maybe I should expand my shop... I want it to be bigger than Dinosaur Land!)"
  • "Yoshi? Yoshi...Yoshi! (First place? i'm pretty good at this game...but I want to get even better!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi. Yoshiii! (Yippee! First place is fantastic. Hope I stay here!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Gulp! I think I'm in trouble!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi? Yoshi... (Ugh! Last place? I just lost my appetite...)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi? Yoshi! (Gulp! I'm in last place? Time to put my nose to the grindstone...)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi. Yoshi! (Ahh! First place feels nice. Now all I have to do is stay here!)"
  • "Yoshi? Yoshi! (I'm in first place? Well, I want to be even MORE in first place!)"
  • "Yoshi Yoooshi! (Let's see what you've got, die!)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshi! (If only my friends on Yoshi's Island could see me now!)"
  • "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Do I really only have one suit? I think I need a few more!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Two suits for Yoshi! Not enough for a promotion, though, huh?)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Just one more suit to go! I'll make fast work of this!)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshiii. (So close to the bank, but sooooo far away.)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I'm going to buy lots of snacks with my promotion money! And I'll even share!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (It's almost time for my big promotion! I'll need some cookies to celebrate!)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshiiii! (I've got all four suits, so it's off to the bank with me! Go, go, go!)"
  • "Yoshi? Yoshi! (I'm almost in first place, right? Yay for Yoshi!)"
  • "Yoshi... Yoshi? (I bet first place feels really nice... Think I can give it a try?)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Raise your hand if you want to buy a nice shop! It's pre-owned and gently used!)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi! (This shop is pretty small now, but there's always room for improvement!)"
  • "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Did everyone just see that? I bought a shop!)"
  • "Yoshi? Yoshi! (What do you think of my new shop? Not too shabby!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Another shop! Is this talent or just pure luck?)"
  • "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I need more than two shops in this district. I want them all!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (These two shops will be the best of friends! What a happy little district!)"
  • To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi, Yoshi? (My cookies are missing! Do you know where they went, (player's name)?)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I need to try harder! No rest for the Yoshi!)"
  • "Yoshi... Yoshi! (There's a cute little shop I want all for myself... Maybe I should force a buyout!)"
  • "Yoshi. Yoshi? Yoshi? (This looks like a nice card. Is it yummy? Can I eat it?)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi. Yoshi... ? (Oh boy! Look at that expensive shop up ahead. Wonder if I can just eat it... ?)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshi? (Not much left in the way of shops, huh?)"
  • "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I'd better get on the shop-buying bandwagon. Pickings are slim!)"
  • "Yoshi... Yoshi. (There aren't many shops left to buy... That makes me sad.)"
  • "Yoshi? Yoshi! (No more shops? Poor Yoshi!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Feast your eyes on that shop! Pretty tasty, huh?)"
  • "Yoshi. Yoshi? (This is a tasty little shop. Can I nibble on it awhile?)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi? (Happy day! Happy day! Hey, aren't you all happy for me?)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Sorry, but I just had to buy this stock! Hope I'm not treading on anyone's toes!)"
  • "Yoshi? Yoshi! Yoshi... (No stock? No invest! Seems like a simple rule...)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshi Yoshi! Yooooshiii! (Gimme gimme gimme! I want a suit, please!)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshi! (Stay away from my shops, Lakitu! The last thing I need is a day off!)"
  • Rejecting a trade deal: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I can't trade this shop to just anyone. It means too much to me!)"
  • After achieving total domination: "Yoshi! Yoshi! Yoshi! (I did it! I did it! Happy day for Yoshi!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I bet you're really rich now, (player's name)! I want to be rich too!)"
  • To player: "Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshi! (Thanks a bunch, (player's name)! I owe you one!)"
  • To player: "Yoshiii! Yoshi Yoshi! (So much gold, (player's name)! I'm absolutely green with envy!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (What a treat! You're so generous, (player's name)!)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshi! (You're one to watch (player's name)!)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshi. (That's the saddest thing I've ever seen, (player's name).)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (The person in first place doesn't need my business, but I've got to do my shopping somewhere!)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshi! (I don't mind paying a little more if it means better customer service!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! ...Yoshi (Ouch! My wallet is on fire! …In a good way of course.)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshiiiiii! (Yay for Yoshi! Free shopping trip!)"
  • After landing on a pricy shop: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I don’t mind paying a little more if it means better customer service!)"
  • After landing on a discounted shop: "Yoshi? Yoshi? (Why did I get a discount? Am I the millionth shopper?)"
  • After landing on the bank: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (What a nice bank! Is this where they make all the gold?)"
  • After Player lands on the bank: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Right on the dot, (player's name)! You should get a prize for landing there!)"
  • After landing on a Boon square: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I wish I could share my lucky luck with you all!)"
  • After landing on a Boon square: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oh boy! I hope everyone spends big!)"
  • After player lands on a Boon square: "Yoshi! Yoshi! Good job, (player's name)! When you're lucky, you're REALLY lucky!)"
  • After player lands on a Boon square: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I'm glad you get a chance to earn extra money, (player's name)!)"
  • After warping: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Oof! That made my head spin...)"
  • After warping: "Yoshi!? Yooooshi! (Did you all just see that!? I warped!)"
  • After player warps: "Yoshi Yoshi... (Warping like that always gives me motion sickness, (player's name)…)"
  • After player warps: "Yoshi Yoshi! (You must have some serious magical powers, (player's name)!)"
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "Yoshi! Yo-Yo-Yoshiii! (Yippee! My shop prices are going up, up, up!)"
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (My wallet was SO hungry. Thank you for feeding it!)"
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Wow! My wallet's on fire!)"
  • After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Don't worry, (player's name)! You still have time to recover!)"
  • "Yoshi... Yoshi! (I didn't mean to make you all sad...but I sure am happy!)"
  • After getting a bad Venture Card: "Yoooshi! Yoshi! (I don't know if I can squeeze much more money out of my poor wallet!)"
  • After getting a bad Venture Card: "Yoshi... Yoshi! (Ugh... That wiped the smile off my face!)"
  • After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oooh! I meant to land on an all-you-can-eat shop!)"
  • After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi... (Shopping here makes me want to cry...)"
  • After landing on an opponent's shop: "Yoshi. Yoshi... (This shop is dangerous. Very dangerous...)"
  • After landing on an expensive shop: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Ouch! I feel a pain in my wallet!)"
  • After buying someone out: "Yoshi Yoshi! (That's Yoshi's shop now!)"
  • After buying someone out: "Yoshi.. Yoshi! (Sorry about that.. But it's too dangerous to let you dominate this district!)"
  • After getting bought out: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Ouch! I really treasured that shop, (player's name)…)"
  • After getting bought out: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Ouch! How could you betray me like that (player's name)?)"
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (Some people complain about having to take a day off. Not me!)"
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I'm closing up shop for the day. Please visit another time!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Those 40 winks did me a world of good!)"
  • After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (It's about time (player's name) got some rest and relaxation. He's/She's a hard worker!)"
  • To player while in first place: "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Do you want first place (player's name)? Well, come and get me!)"
  • After building a checkpoint: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (I just need to make a little bit of money at a time. No rush!)"
  • After building a circus tent: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Step right up to Yoshi's circus! Who wants a peanut?)"
  • After building a home: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I can't wait to invite you all over to my new place for a party!)"
  • After building an estate agency: "Yoshi Yoshi! (I won't stop until I own all the shops!)"
  • After player builds a circus tent: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (There aren't enough circuses in the world. Yay for (player's name)!)"
  • After player builds a balloonport: "Yoshi Yoshi? (Think I can take a spin in your new hot-air balloon, (player's name)?)"
  • After player builds a tax office: "Yoshi Yoshi? (Could I please be exempt from paying taxes, (player's name)?)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Lucky (player's name)! My shop is closed today!)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshi? (Are you trying to put a frown on my face, (player's name)?)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshi! (Don't expect me to earn you any money, (player's name)!)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshi! (That was a nice nap and all, but I think I missed out on a big sale!)"
  • "Yoshi Yoshi… (I'm in too good a mood to do any REAL work...)"
  • After landing on his home: "Yoshi! Yoshiiiiii! (Hurry up, everyone! Party at Yoshi's place!)"
  • After player lands on their home: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Oh no! I forgot to bring housewarming cookies for (player's name)!)"
  • Near bankrupt: "Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo! Yoshi! Yoshi! (Ouch! I'm in a tight spot! This is no good!)"
  • Near bankrupt: "Yoshi! (There's nothing in my wallet but lint!)"
  • Near bankrupt: "Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoshi! Yoshi... (I'm too famished to think straight! No wonder I'm losing...)"
  • Once Player is near bankrupt: "Yoshi! Yoshiiiii! (Don't go bankrupt, (player's name)! I want to keep playing with you!)"
  • To player: "Yoshi Yoshi? (Did you just feed your shop a Super Mushroom, (player's name)?"
  • To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Whew! I'm glad your shop is reasonably priced, (player's name)…)"
  • To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi? (Hey, (player's name)! Isn't this the most fun game ever?)"
  • To player: "Yoshi Yoshi… (I really thought you were going to win this time, (player's name)…)"
  • To player: "Yoshi! Yo-Yo-Yoshi! (Chin up, (player's name)! I'm rooting for you!)"
  • To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Nice job on that promotion, (player's name)! Here, have some cookies to celebrate!)"
    • Mario's response: "Why no cookies for Mario? Can't I have just one?"
  • To player: "Yoshi! Yoshi Yoshi! (What an amazing promotion (player's name)! I'm jealous!)"
    • Luigi's response: "Congratulations, (player's name). But Yoshi and I are still going to give you a run for your money!"
  • After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Yoshi Yoshi! Yoshiiii! (Hey, it's (player's name)! Yoshiiii!)"
  • After player reaches net worth needed to win: "Yoshi? Yoshi! (Headed for the bank, (player's name)? I wish I could give you a ride!)"
  • After reaching net worth needed to win: "Yoshi! Yoshi Yoshi! (All I have to do now is scamper on over to the bank! Yay for Yoshi!)"
  • "Yoshi! Yoshi! (It's not over until it's over! I can still win this!)"
  • After player approaches victory: "Yoshi? Yoshiii! (Headed for the finish line, (player's name)? The game's not over yet!)"
  • Approaches victory: "Yoshi. Yoshi! (All I have to do is make it to the finish line. Then it'll be all cookies and smiles!)"
  • Going bankrupt: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (Unhappy day! My wallet is completely empty...)"
  • Going bankrupt: "Yoshi! Yoshi... (I'm done for! No more Fortune Street for Yoshi…)"
[Edit]
Quotes
By media
Games Super Mario franchise Platformers Super Mario series Super Mario Bros. 3 (1990, NES) • Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS (1996-2004, N64/DS) • Super Mario Advance series (2001-2003, GBA) • Super Mario Sunshine (2002, GCN) • Super Mario Galaxy (2007, Wii) • Super Mario Galaxy 2 (2010, Wii) • Super Mario 3D World (2013, Wii U) • Super Mario Maker for Nintendo 3DS (2016, Nintendo 3DS) • Super Mario Odyssey (2017, Switch) • Super Mario Maker 2 (2019, Switch) • Super Mario Bros. Wonder (2023, Switch)
Mario vs. Donkey Kong series Mario vs. Donkey Kong (2004, GBA)
Other Hotel Mario (1994, CD-i)
Mario Kart series Mario Kart series (1992-2020, various systems)
Mario Party series Main Mario Party (1998, N64) • Mario Party 2 (1999, N64) • Mario Party 3 (2000, N64) • Mario Party 4 (2002, GCN) • Mario Party 5 (2003, GCN) • Mario Party 6 (2004, GCN) • Mario Party 7 (2005, GCN) • Mario Party 8 (2007, Wii) • Mario Party 9 (2012, Wii) • Mario Party 10 (2015, Wii U) • Super Mario Party (2018, Switch) • Mario Party Superstars (2021, Switch) • Super Mario Party Jamboree (2024, Switch)
Handheld games Mario Party Advance (2005, GBA) • Mario Party DS (2007, DS) • Mario Party: Island Tour (2013, 3DS) • Mario Party: Star Rush (2016, 3DS)
Sports games Mario Golf series Mario Golf series (1984-2021, various systems) • Mario Golf: World Tour (2014, 3DS) • Mario Golf: Super Rush (2021, Switch)
Mario Tennis series Mario Tennis series (1995-2018, various systems) • Mario Tennis: Power Tour (2005, GBA) • Mario Tennis Aces (2018, Switch)
Super Mario Stadium series Mario Superstar Baseball (2005, GCN) • Mario Super Sluggers (2008, Wii)
Mario Strikers series Mario Strikers series (2005-2022, various systems)
Other Mario Hoops 3-on-3 (2006, DS) • Mario Sports Mix (2010, Wii)
Role-playing games Paper Mario series Paper Mario (2000, N64) • Paper Mario: Color Splash (2016, Wii U) • Paper Mario: Sticker Star (2012, 3DS) • Paper Mario: The Origami King (2020, Switch) • Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door (2004, GCN) • Super Paper Mario (2007, Wii)
Mario & Luigi series Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga (+ Bowser's Minions (2003-2017, GBA/3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time (2005, DS) • Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story (2009, DS) (+ Bowser Jr.'s Journey (2018, 3DS)) • Mario & Luigi: Dream Team (2013, 3DS) • Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam (2015, 3DS) • Mario & Luigi: Brothership (2024, Switch)
Other Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (1996, SNES)
Dr. Mario series Dr. Mario 64 (2001, N64)
Luigi's Mansion series Luigi's Mansion (2001, GCN) • Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon (2013, 3DS) • Luigi's Mansion 3 (2019, Switch)
Educational games Mario is Missing! (1993, MS-DOS/SNES/NES)
Crossovers Mario & Sonic series Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games (2007-2008, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games (2009, Wii/DS) • Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games (2011-2012, Wii/3DS) • Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games Tokyo 2020 (2019-2020, Switch/Arcade)
Itadaki Street series Fortune Street (2011, Wii)
Other Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix (2005, GCN) • Puzzle & Dragons: Super Mario Bros. Edition (2015, 3DS) • Mario + Rabbids Sparks of Hope (2022, Switch)
Donkey Kong franchise Platformers Donkey Kong Country series Donkey Kong Country (1994, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest (1995, SNES) • Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! (1996, SNES)
Donkey Kong Land series Donkey Kong Land III (1997, GB)
DK series DK: King of Swing (2005, GBA) • DK: Jungle Climber (2007, DS)
Miscellaneous Donkey Kong 64 (1999, N64)
Racing games Diddy Kong Racing (1997, N64)
Canceled games Diddy Kong Pilot (2003) (GBA)
Yoshi franchise Platformers Yoshi's Island series Yoshi's New Island (2014, 3DS)
Other Yoshi Topsy-Turvy (2004, GBA) • Yoshi's Crafted World (2019, Switch)
Other Tetris Attack (1996, SNES) • Yoshi no Cookie (2003, GCN)
Wario franchise WarioWare series WarioWare: Twisted! (2004, GBA) • WarioWare: Touched! (2004, DS) • WarioWare: Smooth Moves (2006, Wii) • Game & Wario (2013, Wii U) • WarioWare Gold (2018, 3DS) • WarioWare: Get It Together! (2021, Switch) • WarioWare: Move It! (2023, Switch)
Wario Land series Wario Land 4 (2001, GBA)
Other Wario's Woods (1994, NES/SNES) • Wario: Master of Disguise (2007, DS)
Super Smash Bros. series Super Smash Bros. (1999, N64) • Super Smash Bros. Melee (2001, GCN) • Super Smash Bros. Brawl (2008, Wii) • Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS / Wii U (2014, 3DS/Wii U) • Super Smash Bros. Ultimate (2018, Switch)
TV series Donkey Kong Country • Super Mario World • The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 • The Super Mario Bros. Super Show! (By character: Mario · Luigi · Others [A–K] · Others [L–Z])
Other LEGO Super Mario • Super Mario comics • Mario Press Conference • Super Mario Bros. film (1993) • The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023) • White Knuckle Scorin' • Wario Press Conference
By character
9-Volt • Ashley • Baby Mario • Birdo • Bowser • Bowser Jr. • Blue • Candy Kong • Cranky Kong • Dr. Crygor • Fawful • Funky Kong • Goombella • Huey • Kamek • Iggy • Larry • Lemmy • Ludwig • Luigi • Mario • Master Mantis • Mona • Morton • Princess Daisy • Princess Peach • Red • Rosalina • Roy • Sammer Guys • Shadow • Starlow • Talking Flower • Toad • Toadette • Toadsworth • Waluigi • Wario • Wendy • Wrinkly Kong • Yellow • Yoshi • Young Cricket
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Itadaki Street DS / Fortune Street
Characters Super Mario franchise Mario • Luigi • Princess Peach • Yoshi • Bowser • Toad • Donkey Kong • Wario • Waluigi • Princess Daisy • Birdo • Diddy Kongb • Bowser Jr.b
Dragon Quest series Slime • Princessa • Kiryl • Yangus • Angelo • Platypunk • Bianca • Alena • Carver • Jessica • Dragonlord • Stellab • Pattyb
Other Miib • Lakitu • Healslime • Goodybag
Stages Super Mario franchise Bowser's Castle • Delfino Plaza • Good Egg Galaxyb • Mario Circuit • Mario Stadium • Peach's Castle • Starship Mariob • Super Mario Bros. • Yoshi's Island
Dragon Quest series Alefgard • Alltrades Abbeyb • Castle Trodain • Colossus • Mt. Magmageddon • Slimenia • Ghost Ship • Robbin' Hood Ruins • The Observatoryb
Other Practice Boardb
Minigames Itadaki Slota • Amida Dokana • Gin no Tarota • Monster Colosseuma • Round the Blocksb • Memory Blockb • Dart of Goldb • Slurpodromeb
Further info Gallery (Itadaki Street DS · Fortune Street) • Media (Itadaki Street DS · Fortune Street) • Quotes (Super Mario characters: A–M · N–Z | Dragon Quest characters: A–J · K–Z) • Sound testa • Staff (Itadaki Street DS · Fortune Street)
a Appears only in Itadaki Street DS
b Appears only in Fortune Street
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