List of Fortune Street quotes by Dragon Quest characters (A–J)

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This is a list of quotes from the game Fortune Street as said by Dragon Quest characters (A–J).

Alena[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

  • "You believe you can to defeat me? I like to see you trying!" (Mario Circuit)
  • "I have strong sense of plentiful monsters here. I am so exciting!" (Mount Magmageddon)
  • "Life surrounding by Toad and comrades does appear very fun life, indeed." (Peach's Castle)
  • "I exterminate all spirits from afterlife! Approach me if you are sufficiently bold, ghoulies!" (The Ghost Ship)
  • "Sun shines with much brightness? It does give nice happy feeling." (Delfino Plaza)
  • "I am with deep shock from observation that Colossus does move. My heart flows over in nostalgia." (The Colossus)
  • "I ponder if Yoshi is strong character. Does there exist person here who can take on Tsarevna Alena?" (Yoshi's Island)
  • "Just one time only, I wish to fight in battle with legendary hero, Erdrick." (Alefgard)
  • "With such transportation method, perhaps I can simultaneously train and move. This I like. Give to me!" (Starship Mario)
  • "When I make expedition at foreign lands with castle, I become concerned with thickness of walls." (Castle Trodain)
  • "Yoy! This appears like castle of Zenithia. I am pleased with opportunity for to train in such location." (The Observatory)
  • "Here they host martial art tournament? I am gladly one opponent!" (Mario Stadium)
  • "I believe this ruined place does probably contain formidable monster. I am very thrilling with this!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
  • "The more I regard it, the more I consider this to be very strangely shaped balloon." (Good Egg Galaxy)
  • "Such plentiful slimes! To see so many gives warm feeling in my heart." (Slimenia)
  • "This place is exemplary for my training. I wish I could stay here for always." (Super Mario Bros.)
  • "Is there occupation for high level warrior? If this exists, I desire it!" (Alltrades Abbey)
  • "Vigorous monsters are much in residence here! This gives me great excitement." (Bowser's Castle)

General[edit]

  • To player: "I am Tsarevna Alena of Zamoksva! I must to warn you that I play for victory, (player's name)!"
  • "If there is person here to engage with me to train, I am pleased. Muscles in my body desire more movement."
  • "If only spotted cube is little more heavy, I believe this game makes us good training."
  • "Is there no fighting tournament in nearby places? I desire to test my strength when opportunity does present."
  • "I sense the great strength from all participants. Excitement is growing inside of me!"
  • "Not all things are clear for me but still I persevere for success."
  • "I must not to slacken down guard although I am in premier position. I remain mighty warrior with widely open eyes!"
  • "Uppermost position brings joy in heart. I must continue to target highest places."
  • "Attention, all participants! If you will make any blunders, you will pay!"
  • "YARGH! Fly, spotted cube!"
  • "Now I will not hold back!"
  • "I feel great fever for to start new adventure."
  • "Even in game, only victory is important!"
  • "Where to stop in next move...? Let us see!"
  • "I am at all moments prepared! Take on me if you dare!"
  • "Ha ha ha! I like to see your faces when I crush with devastating forced buyout strategy!"
  • "Ha ha. Soon is time to demonstrate Tsarevna's true potentials!"
  • "Spotted cube! Give desirable number or I crush you to dust!"
  • "Grrr! I have yearning to grow my property, but spotted cube does not deliver me to appropriate square."
  • "Moment has come to grow property and crush all contestants with Tsarevna's great power!"
  • "Each contestant exhibits great determination. But victory belongs only in Tsarevna's hands!"
  • "Oy! I am lacking from gold! I ponder if perhaps I did too frivolously spend."
  • "I detest shop that takes so big money! If I do land there, I smash place into pieces."
  • "I must not to slacken down guard although I am in premier position. I remain mighty warrior with widely open eyes!"
  • "Raz! Already have one suit! I travel onwards without pause."
  • "Dva! This is half the way to goal. I wonder, is there no shortcutting?"
  • "Tri! Now I have every suit except one! I must accelerate ahead!"
  • "Subsequent level is in field of vision. I must make urgent sprint for bank."
  • "Next level is so close that it already gives me great excitement."
  • "Subsequent level is soon to arrive. I impatiently await!"
  • "Even in game, only victory is important!"
  • "Already I have every suit in possession but bank is great distance from this place, I must crush all obstacles!"
  • "Observe! Shop is every time stronger, just as its owner!"
  • "Attention, all contestants! This is demonstration of power of Tsarevna!"
  • "Oy! I stumble over threshold of shop from winning contestant! I make beginner's mistake."
  • "It is hard era for you now, but with gold your rise from trouble and make new challenge."
  • "Yoy! Remaining shops for purchase are of low abundance. I must to speed up with pace."
  • "Now number of purchasable shops dwindles, we must to fight until last to determine who is owner!"
  • "Oy-yoy-yoy! Not one remaining shop for purchase!"
  • "No further shops to be purchased? The true battle does now commence."
  • "Ha ha, this becomes interesting! Nothing does stop Tsarevna now."
  • "Ha ha ha! Now your eyes see what Tsarevna Alena is capable with."
  • "Now is not perfect time. This is what instinct of warrior does tell me."
  • "I have hope to make here a weapon shop. Weapons are ultimate items!"
  • "I wonder how is shop that instructs warrior skills? I believe it is great success! …Nyet?"
  • "My strategy of battle works with much effect. All contestants, you will come here and purchase many consumables!"
  • Buying two shops in the same district: "Now I obtain two shops from district! But what style of shop do I choose?"
  • "Skilled warrior knows which path to step on in all situations."
  • "I cannot forgive racketeer! Uncover yourself, keeper of shop!"
  • "Oy, (player’s name)! You must not to buy such shop! You make Tsarevna very angried."
  • "For as long as Tsarevna Alena does breathe air in and out, you will not make domination of district!"
  • "Ha ha ha! Now I own this district! When Tsarevna has aim in mind, this aim soon comes also in grasp of hand."
  • "Nyet! You dominate district, (Player’s name)? You are more formidable force than your appearance tells."
  • "It is hard era for you now, but with gold you rise from trouble and make new challenge."
  • "Oh-yo-yoy! Why in head suddenly come only thoughts of Kiryl?"
  • "Now is time for victory of Tsarevna! I am deserved occupier of upper position."
  • "Ha ha hah! This tournament is for me in a bag!"
  • "I hope you do not take advantages of Tsarevna (player's name)"
  • "Oh-yo-yoy! I fall in last position? …Nyet! I do not accept this shame!"
  • "I am in hindmost position? Then we decide for winner with power of fist! …Nyet?"
  • "Mmm... I believe that I opt properly to choose life as warrior, not player of games."
  • "Yoy, (player's name)! You have nerves to use Tsarevna in this way!?"
  • After getting Goodybag: "Hey you goodybag! You must stop many times at shops from Tsarevna!"
  • After getting Lakitu: "You there, Lakitu! I severely punish if you dare to close any shop from Tsarevna Alena!"
  • Buying on airship on the Vacant Plot: "Flying bubble is convenient contraption. How high altitude can be achieved?"
  • Buying a Tax Office on the Vacant Plot: "This does not match well to my character, but this time I consider the office for tax as my shop."
  • After landing on a Boon square: "Ha ha ha! Please, all contestants, make many expenditures now!"
  • After landing on a Boon square: "Ha ha ha! I pray to Goddess for many more such lucks!"
  • After warping: "It is very convenient to have ability to travel to everywhere. It is just like the spell Zoom."
  • After warping: "I never enjoy such phenomena. Fu, I feel little bit nausea."
  • After player warps: "This warp method of travel gives me feeling of seasickness. Does it not trouble you also, (player's name)?"
  • After player warps: "You have such great luck, (player's name). I wish to have the same!"
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Each recreational day is to me opportunity for many trainings."
    • Her next turn afterwards: "After entire day of training, I have feeling of great power. I am prepared well for onward play."
  • After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "On vacational day, it is important to properly rest. If not, then you cannot fight with all might."
  • After landing on a Switch: "For what is this switch? I am interested to ponder reason."
  • "Such action is very bad, (player's name). You come again on vacational day, and you pay price!"
  • "Is it vacational day? Ay-yay-yay! I did plan to buy much new equipments here."
  • "I have great feeling of great energy in body after repose... oy! Some customer did come here?"
  • "A person did come during recreational break? I suppose I must not cry about the milk that is spilled."
  • "Fu, money this small buys very little."
  • "Your little price is big help, (player's name). I am with gratitude for this."
  • "Spasibo, comrades. You can entrust use of this money entirely to Tsarevna!"
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "Ha ha, this becomes interesting! Nothing does stop Tsarevna now."
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "There is desire to be little bit frivolous with money that easily comes. Perhaps I buy new weapon!"
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "Ha ha, I get luck! Perhaps this is the blessing from god of martial art?"
  • After player gets a good Venture Card: "You have good luck, (player's name). Good luck is very important for good life."
  • After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "This card swiftly brings me closer to next level."
  • After player gets a Suit Yourself card: "It is disappointing! Why does such card fall into hands of (player's name) in place of Tsarevna?"
  • After getting a bad Venture Card: "I cannot just rip up this card and not pay?"
  • After getting a bad Venture Card: "Yoy! I do not need such a card. I rip into shreds!
  • After landing at her home: "Now with all contestants summoned beneath single roof, we have are-grappling event!"
  • "This becomes very big building. Now it is something worth destroyal! Ah? Destroyal is not permitted!?"
  • To player: "To do such thing takes away excitement element of game, do you not agree, (player's name)?"
  • To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). You become little bit lowing, no?
  • To player: "Perhaps we challenge together later when game is finish? I sense a kind of aura from you, (player's name)."
  • To player: "I am regretful to say that I cannot permit you to take top position, (player's name)."
  • To player: "Your shop demands great money, (player's name)."
  • To female player: "I did never have great number of female comrades, so it is very pleasing to meet you, (player's name)."
  • To female player: "Yes, we are comrades, (player's name), but still I cannot permit you to take top position."
  • After player buys a Home on the Vacant Plot: "Sometimes it is nice if we can leisurely speak together, (player's name). You must invite me any times!"
  • After player buys her Tax Office: "You are aware that such means of purchase of tax office does make certain peoples very angry?"
  • When landing on a cheap shop: "This is extremely little money shop. I buy much supplies here."
  • When landing on a cheap shop: "Little money shops like this help the purse. Perhaps I return again one time."
  • When landing on an expensive shop: "Oy, oy! This shop costs like a bomb, no? Surely this is not usual?"
  • When landing on an expensive shop: "It is hard era for you now, but with gold your rise from trouble and make new challenge."
  • After landing on Bank: "My heart is pleased by opportunity for choice of direction, but to be in bank is uncomfortable feeling."
  • After player lands on Bank: "You like bank, (player's name)? For me, it is always uneasy place."
  • After buying someone out: "Now I hit in critical way!"
  • After buying someone out: "In battle is always much pain."
  • After buying someone out: "I am Tsarevna! I do not take seat in rear and observe other contestant's victory."
  • After getting bought out: "Why you do such thing? I promise you regret when I take shop back."
  • After getting bought out: "Why you do such thing? I did believe you are comrade for me, (player's name)."
  • To player buying shop: "This shop is to become in your possession. But careful of its use, or you must watch your behind!"
  • "I observe you are very calculated person, (player's name)."
  • To player: "Now we do battle for victory, (player's name)! There is no lenience here. You must prepare yourself!"
    • Princessa's response: "Um, I say Miss Alena... You do realize this isn't some kind of fighting tournament, don't you?"
  • To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). Remember: you must not frivolously spend. …Although you are always welcome in my establishment!"
  • To player: "An increase in levels, (player's name)! Then soon you are ready for to challenge Tsarevna!?"
    • Princessa's response: "Wait just a moment! I trust you're referring to a challenge within the game and not actual fisticuffs?"
  • To player: "You succeed very well, (player's name). Perhaps now I must to stop you with sheered force!"
    • Princessa's response: "You cannot possibly use force! No, what you need to use is...magic! Te he!"
  • To Platypunk: "You there, Platypunk! I must to warn you against obstruction of (player's name) or you have Tsarevna to answer with!"
    • Platypunk's response: "Then maybe I'll just save all my doity tricks for you, huh, doll?"
  • (If the player's character is male) "This (player's name) opponent displays some formidable strengths. It gives me some troubles."
    • Kiryl's response: "I mind that you feel certain attraction to such character, Tsarevna."
  • To player: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). Now there is little more confidence in you."
    • Kiryl's response: "I also congratulate to you. But you must not to go around kicking walls now just because you have feeling of power."
  • To player: "I challenge you to take on me, (player's name)! But I must to warn you that Tsarevna does not be defeated."
    • Carver's response: "A-ha! I wouldn't mind a piece of that action!"
  • To Kiryl: "I am very impressive with (player's name)! You could learn very much from him/her, Kiryl."
    • Kiryl's response: "I am really so unsatisfactory for you, Tsarevna? Oy-yoy..."
  • To Kiryl: "It does appear that (player's name) already collected target sum. Pah! I do not like to be defeated."
    • Kiryl's response: "Then we must to think of method for to destroy...ahem, defeat her, Tsarevna."
  • To Kiryl: "No! The (target net worth)G is already collected? You must prevent (player’s name) from further movement, Kiryl!"
    • Kiryl’s response: "Wha— Ahem, I am afraid I cannot bring to recall the correct word for such spell, Tsarevna."
  • After player resumes a quick-saved game: "I welcome you back, (player's name). Now hurry and throw spotted cube!"
  • Near bankrupt: "I am single step from defeat in tournament!? Never is this possible!"
  • Near bankrupt: "Tsarevna's heart is not so easily in state of dejection."
  • Near bankrupt: "Ture warrior ascends from such feeble state to become mighty!"
  • "Yoy! You have already the required amount? But I am not to be defeated. Battle is not decided yet, (player's name)."
  • As player approaches victory: "I persevered very hard, but it seems luck was by your side this time, (player's name). Next time I fight more stronger!"
  • As player approaches victory: "It seems like I did underestimate you, (player's name). Next time I must earnestly fight from absolute beginning."
  • As opponent approaches victory: "Halt! You must combat with me one time before victory!"
  • "I was only one footstep from victory! I will not forget this disturbance you make against me."
  • After reaching net worth needed to win: "Attention! I demand all payers strive more to bring big excitement to tournament!"
  • Approaching victory: "I must make brisk approach to bank. Now all contestants will see true power of Tsarevna!"
  • Going bankrupt: "I cannot be bankrupt... It is too much shame."
  • Going bankrupt: "I refuse acceptance that Tsarevna Alena can be bankrupt!"

Angelo[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

  • "Everyone keep a firm grip of your die! The accursed King of this castle likes to make surprise appearances... and he's ugly as sin!" (Castle Trodain)
  • "Hmmm. Baseball? Not something I'm familiar with. But I can turn my hand to any form of recreation, given some female encouragement." (Mario Stadium)
  • "The great thief, Robbin' Hood, eh? Well if stealing's a sin, then I'm guilty as charged. I have stolen a fair few hearts in my time!" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
  • "I'm not sure what I think about jumping on another man's head. Still, at least it's not mine. Wouldn't like to damage the goods." (Starship Mario)
  • "I've got no interest in being a hero. I've got far too much charm to be tied down to that line of work." (Alefgard)
  • "Is this muddle of streets some kind of a joke? How's a man about town supposed to get about town like this?" (Mario Circuit)
  • "Hm? Don't I get hot in this outfit? ...I am hot in this outfit. But it's only my admirers who feel the heat!" (Mount Magmageddon)
  • "This place is beyond bizarre. Like some kind of fairy-tale land." (Super Mario Bros.)
  • "That is one huge monument... I suppose that's who they worship around here, is it? I don't envy them. It's altogether unholy, if you ask me." (The Colossus)
  • "Well, well. So you can jump on this dragon's back and ride the beast around? Reminiscent of a great sabrecat I once knew." (Yoshi's Island)
  • "What's wrong with people!? Can't they find their own way to the Goddess without having me waste my time on prayers for them?" (Ghost Ship)
  • "What a waste of such a perfect setting. I could have wooed any girl here, but there's not a fair maiden in sight." (Delfino Plaza)
  • "I like to think I'm a man of the world, and I've seen my fair share of adventure. But I've never cast eyes on a place like this." (The Observatory)
  • "Well! There's a beautiful sight! A citadel owned by a belle." (Peach's Castle)
  • "If I had a vocation, maybe I'd need to change it. But I think I'll hang on to my free agent status." (Alltrades Abbey)
  • "This place is grim. Normally I wouldn't be seen dead in a dank place like this." (Bowser's Castle)
  • "Can anyone enlighten me as to how you can distinguish male from female slimes? I'd hate to get it wrong... (Slimenia)
  • "An island under a starlit sky... Hm, it's got potential, certainly any lady would melt in a place like this." (Good Egg Galaxy)

General[edit]

  • To male player: "You're (player's name)? I'm Angelo. May the best man win!"
  • To female player: "So, you're (player's name)? I've heard a lot about you. And may I say you don't disappoint?"
  • "We owe it to ourselves to make the most of this affair. Let's make it something to remember."
  • "We don't play games. Games play us. Personally, I just enjoy being along for the ride."
  • "I can't be the only one making an effort here, you know. It takes at least two to tango!"
  • "Come on now, Lady Luck. Give me what I want. For old times' sake!"
  • "There's not a woman in the land who doesn't want me... to win! So you see, I really can't lose this game."
  • "Oh yes! I do like to be at the top of my game. But there are always greater heights to aspire to."
  • "Thinking things through too much gets you nowhere. You need to act on impulse!"
  • "Let's see... Where shall I land next? Ah-ha, yes, there! That's the spot!"
  • "Well, my disciples? Are you ready to see the best man win?"
  • "Oh yes! I like winning. I'd wear it so well."
  • "Perfect. My turn at last."
  • "Well, there's no good reason not to buy. Yes, this is my place now."
  • "I know how to handle my assets, you see. This shop will enjoy the same care and attention as all my conquests!"
  • "This is going to be my patch, I think. Excuse me while I just help myself to another property here."
  • "Living entirely at the mercy of chance...In the delicate hands of the goddess... Just the way I like it!"
  • "A total domination! Sometimes I scare myself with my own perfection!"
  • "Gather round, everyone. You might learn a trick or two."
  • "A truly skilled player doesn't care what number the die turns up. That doesn't change a thing."
  • "It's all about knowing how to have fun. The real winners are the ones who most enjoy the chase."
  • "I don't like turning things down, but that shop's just a little too pricey for me, I'll make my excuses, I think."
  • "You need to show a certain pizzazz when you throw the die. Give the ladies something to look at."
  • "That's one suit. Now on to the next. No sense in hanging around once you've got what you came for."
  • "Finally, half of the suits. Now I just need to find a way to bag the other half without doing too much legwork..."
  • "That's three suits. Playing by the book certainly takes time!"
  • "It looks like I'm about to reach a whole new level of charm, wit, and intelligence. I'd better make sure I look suitably suave."
  • "Right, time to get back. I'll be at the bank quicker than a girl would say, 'I do!' Not that I'm a suitor. I just have all the suits."
  • "Looks like there's not much on the market now. We'll be fighting over what's left. Still, I like it when things get rough."
  • "Almost all of the shops are spoken for. I'm not used to feeding off scraps, but I'll make an exception in this case."
  • "So that's the last of the shops bought up. Well, we'll just have to see how things pan out, then."
  • "This is when things start to get interesting, now all the shops have been sold."
  • "That's the way I like it! Upwards all the way! I need more shops that live up to my level of class like this."
  • "Alright, let's get down to business. The fastest players get the fairest maidens."
  • "Alright, I'm getting out my cash! Lady Luck is a fickle maiden..."
  • "The most...rewarding...encounters are always by chance. With property, and with women."
  • "Well, there's no good reason not to buy. Yes, this is my place now."
  • "So, this is my place now. I usually like to make a more striking first impression, but this will have to do."
  • "I know how to handle my assets, you see. This shop will enjoy the same care and attention as all my conquests!"
  • "I hope this shop's prices don't increase any time soon."
  • "Lining the pockets of the already filthy rich isn't my idea of fun."
  • "Sorry to wade in like this, but it wouldn’t be right to let you deny this area of my presence entirely."
  • "Urgh! What's going on? Everything looks like it's swaying..."
  • "There's something satisfying about landing bang on the bank, don't you think? Or is that just me?"
  • "Dear Goddess, this place is really low budget. Fits your image like a glove (player's name)."
  • "This shop's pretty reasonable. I might even come here again if the mood takes me."
  • "No shop is too expensive for me. I'll buy anything, whatever the price!"
  • "There's no sense in blindly putting more capital into your shops for the sake of it, is there?"
  • "You need to be shrewd, my friend. Once you pick up some stocks, that's the time to start pouring money into property."
  • "No, that's too much! ...Watch it, you've managed to upset me now!"
  • "The prices here are pretty steep. Even I'm starting to sweat."
  • "Ouch! That's a bit of a shock. I feel like I've just found out the enchantress I've been serenading is actually an enchanter!"
  • "That hurts, stopping at an insanely expensive shop like this with precious little in it..."
  • "Greed, so they say, is a sin. It's just not my style to scrabble funds together to buy property. No cash, no deal."
  • "Why don't we just declare a 100G sale in all shops? Well?"
  • "Not that I need a competitive streak, but if you think you can match that, be my guest!"
  • When landing on an expensive shop: "You tempted me in here because you just had to see me, didn't you (player's name)?... I need to believe that, otherwise it hurts too much."
  • "It never pays to get complacent, even when you're in the lead. No I think I'll widen the gap first."
  • "Oh yes! I do like to be at the top of my game. But there are always greater heights to aspire to"
  • "Something's not right here. I appear to be losing..."
  • "This has to be some sort of bad dream! I can't lose! It's not in my nature!"
  • "Don't you think this is a bit dull? Why are you all taking this so seriously?"
  • After landing on the Bank: "Banks have a wealth of valuable assets. I wonder if there are any attractive clerks at this one."
  • After landing on Boon square: "Don't be fooled. I'm not lucky. I'm a lucky charm. Luck just wants to leech off me."
  • After landing on a Boon square: "So, let's see what Lady Luck can do!"
  • After warping: "I'm all for the easy life. And it doesn't get much easier than this."
  • After warping: "There really ought to be more places like this. It's the only way to travel."
  • After the player warps: "Now you're turning your attention to that district, (player's name)? You're as much of a pleasure seeker as me!"
  • After male player warps: "Hmm, I see... That's your game... You're a shrewd customer, (player's name). A man after my own heart!"
  • After female player warps: "Shame. I was going to draw that card and fly to your side, (player's name)."
  • After the player lands on the bank: "There's something satisfying about landing bang on the bank, don't you think? Or is that just me?"
  • After buying out a shop: "That was just too juicy a catch for me to pass up."
  • After getting bought out: "Well, well. So you're coming after me, are you, (player's name)?"
  • To player buying shop: "How could I refuse an offer like that? She’s all yours. Do what you want with her!"
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "The doors close just as things were about to get interesting? Even Lady Luck feels threatened by my prowess!"
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Better to slow down and consider your options than to rush into something you might regret. Relationships are just the same."
  • "What, no interest in my wares? I know they weren't on offer, but still..."
  • After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "You should learn to enjoy your leisure time. Working every day of the week is a sin...I believe."
  • "Well, well! Closed for business! What a shame!"
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "Stocks are even better than hard currency. They score for me all the time."
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "The Goddess is watching over us all, you see."
  • After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Cards are naturally attracted to those who can handle them best."
  • After getting Goodybag: "If you've got money to burn, there's no better place to spend it than one of my establishments."
  • After getting Healslime: "Healslimes are dealing in suits now? So monsterkind's realized it can't get by just attacking us mortals alone, then..."
  • Accepting a trade deal: "How could I refuse an offer like that? She's all yours. Do what you want with her!"
  • Accepting a trade deal: "That's not a bad offer. I look forward to doing business with you again."
  • Rejecting a trade deal: "Sorry, I'm just not in the mood. Try your luck elsewhere."
  • "Always take advantage if you can, that's my motto. Now it's up to you to bring the advantage home."
  • "You're a shrewd player. I wouldn't mind a piece of your luck, my friend."
  • "I knew I'd pay for it the moment I invested in you, (player's name)!"
  • "I couldn't ask for a better friend, (player's name)! You're my right-hand man."
  • "You've upped your level just by turning over a card? You've got all the hallmarks of a truly great card player, (player's name)."
  • After Player loses money due to a Venture Card: "Bad luck, (player's name). But it's not like there's a permanent hole in your purse. Hm?"
  • To player: Congratulations on reaching the next level! It makes you even more of a catch!"
  • To player: "Sorry, (player's name), but you do know I'm going to thrash you, don't you?"
  • To player: I'll take the most valuable item in this shop without so much as a letter to my bank manager. ... That's right. A single smile from you, (player's name)!
  • To player: "I confess to being a little jealous. You care more about your shop than you do about me."
  • To player: "It never pays to get complacent, even when you're in the lead. No, I think I'll widen the gap first."
  • To player: "We'll celebrate your achievement at one of my shops (player's name)! You'll come, of course?"
  • To player: "Good work, (player's name)! I look forward to much more of that."
  • "It feels like I've known you forever, (player's name). Like we're the best of friends, going way back."
  • To female player: So you're coming after me, (female player's name)? Well, maybe I'll come after you then. You can't resist my charms for long..."
  • To female player: I intend to repay you in full... With a generous dose of my affection! What do you say, (female player's name)?
  • Angelo to player: "Jessica and (female player's name) at the same time!... Phew! I couldn't choose between them! It wouldn't be fair to deny either of them."
    • Jessica's response: "Why doesn't such a comment surprise me? A character like him could never just choose one person to support and stay faithful to them."
  • Angelo to player: "You're so dazzling after that promotion that I can't even look at you, (player's name)!"
    • Jessica's response: "Looks like things are going you're way. Congratulations, (player's name). And don't take one bit of notice of what he says, will you?"
  • Angelo to player: "If I could, I would charge to your aid, (player's name). But this die stubbornly refuses to listen to reason."
    • Jessica's response: "Pah! As if you'd ever go to (player's name)'s aid if there wasn't something in it for you!"
  • Angelo to player: "Hmph. Not a bad performance, (player's name). You really don't look like a man who makes things happen, but there you go."
    • Jessica's response: "You've got a nerve, Angelo. As if you're in any position to judge. Just wait and see how I make things happen!"
  • Angelo to player: "Well there's a turn-up. The full (target amount of money). Looks like I underestimated you (player's name)."
    • Jessica's response: "Hmph! It's not over yet. You and I have put a stop to far more formidable forces than him/her in the past!"
  • Angelo to player: "Poor (player's name). But don't worry Your gaurdian angel's here now. ...You can thank me later."
    • Yangus's response: "Gaurdian angel!? Come off it! If yer 'elpin' 'er, 'ow come ya ain't visitin' 'er shops and gettin' 'er some dough, eh?"
  • To female player: "Your beauty is promoted every time I look at you. You dazzle us all with your radiance!"
    • Yangus' response: "Wot ARE you wibblin' about, eh? She only got a couple of gold coins, that's all! It ain't that shiny!"
  • Angelo to player: "A very impressive show, (player's name). But wouldn't you like to double your money? What if I were to tell you of a-"
    • Kiryl's response: "You must to cease from the gambles, Angelo. The Goddess is angered by such deeds."
  • Angelo to player: "Be kind and put (player's name) out of his/her misery, Kiryl. A quick 'whack' should do the trick.
    • Kiryl's response: "Yoy, Mr. Angelo! Such suggestions make even benevolent Kiryl full with anger."
  • Angelo to Kiryl: "Did you hear that, Kiryl? The call of the Goddess, bidding us to strike down (player's name)?"
    • Kiryl's response: "Very well, I must to use spell that... Wait! Do you truly hear voice of Goddess, Angelo?"
  • To female player: "The only victory I'm looking for is to win the heart of a fair maiden like you, (player's name)."
    • Kiryl's response: "When I observate Angelo, I am full with unease that priests are viewed also as such frivolous creatures."
  • To female response: "A fine achievement, (player's name)! The Goddess rewards those who put their hearts into their...work."
    • Kiryl's response: "Goddess also clearly observes when number of flock has the ulterior motive."
  • To female player: "You're not leaving me in the lurch, are you, (player's name)? Well, as long as you're happy, I'm happy."
    • Birdo's response: "Don't fret, Angelo. Birdo's here to comfort and cuddle you!"
  • To female player: "Truly magnificent, (player's name). Now I just need to chaperone you and then my work will be done."
    • Jessica's response: "How can you say to her that she'll win? I, for one, am not going down that easily!"
  • Near bankrupt: "No, I've had it now, I think. How did the rest of you get so wealthy?"
  • Near bankrupt: "I doubt even the delightful Goddess can help me now. It’s gone too far."
  • After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Thank the Goddess that you're back. I don't feel complete when you're not around, (player's name)."
  • "Now, now! Slow down! Rushing things is a sure way to frighten off the ladies!"
  • "Bad luck, (player's name). Still, you get to play with us all a little longer. It's not all bad, hmm?"
  • After female player approaches victory: "I don't want this game to end without a confession. This encounter has been...a pleasure, (player's name). All thanks to you.
  • After reaching net worth needed to win: "Lady Luck's not the kind of woman you want to keep waiting. Let's keep things moving."
  • Approaching victory: "It's time for my rendezvours with Lady Luck. It would be very uncloth of you to attempt to sabatage her chances with me!"
  • "Never mind… My fortune will rise again!"
  • Going bankrupt: "That's my lot. I thought it was about time I gave the rest of you a chance."
  • Going bankrupt: "I never usually miss my marks. I'm not quite sure how this has happened."

Bianca[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

  • "What a gorgeous island! I wouldn't mind have a holiday here one day." (Delfino Plaza)
  • "This is where we found the Circle of Fire. Fancy wanderin' about this place on my own!" (Mount Magmageddon)
  • "What if that was the entrance to another world or somethin'? As if, eh!" (Super Mario Bros.)
  • "Ha ha! The slimes on this island are just oozin' with personality, eh?" (Slimenia)
  • "There are dragons here, eh? Still, I'm sure they're a friendly enough bunch." (Yoshi's Island)
  • "Seems like someone's in need of a hero, eh? There's only one hero for me, though... Eh? Oh, nothin'." (Alefgard)
  • "Well, I wonder what this place is all about! It gets me all fired up, that's for sure." (Good Egg Galaxy)
  • "Do we really have to do this here? I en't too keen on the dark and I def'nitely dun't like them ghosties." (Ghost Ship)
  • "There are plenty of folk gathered here, en't there? I wonder if there's goin' to be some kind of performance." (Mario Stadium)
  • "A castle flyin' in the sky, eh? Brings back some memories!" (The Observatory)
  • "I wonder where this thing flies to. Maybe it goes up even higher than old Zenithia." (Starship Mario)
  • "This place is a bit special, eh? I've bin livin' so long in the mountains now that I dun't know what to do with meself." (Castle Trodain)
  • "Vroom, Vroom! This place is a bit noisy for my likin'. I'm a country girl at heart." (Mario Circuit)
  • "I en't seen a cave this complex before. I'm sure I'd have got meself proper lost if I was all alone." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
  • "This is a lovely-lookin' castle, eh? What I'd give to live in a place like this one day!" (Peach's Castle)
  • "It's nice to have such a good view, eh? The air seems all fresh, what with ft bein' high up, an' all." (The Colossus)
  • "It's got monsters just like Uptaten Towers had, but this place is a whole different can of worms." (Bowser's Castle)
  • "Changin' jobs? Nah, not me. I'm happy enough as I am, thank very much." (Alltrades Abbey)

General[edit]

  • To player: "I'm Bianca Whitaker, born and bred in Roundbeck. Here's to a good game today, (player's name)!"
  • "My turn again already, eh? Comes 'round quick, dun'it?"
  • "Hmm...hmm...let's see... Huh? I look funny when I'm thinkin', do I?"
  • "I wonder how many years it's bin now, since I last had time to play like this."
  • "When I think of all the money at stake... Yikes! Still, it dun't do to get all fuzzy about it."
  • "Ha ha! Any idea what I've got up my sleeve next?"
  • "I dun't know if I'm suited to first place. That's not to say I wouldn't be annoyed if someone overlook me, mind."
  • "I can't seem to get used to this. Bein' in first place is makin, me all on edge."
  • "Ha ha! Bet you're surprised I'm in the lead, eh? I can do anythin' I set my mind to, I can."
  • "I never wanted to be stinkin' rich or nothin', but I en't a big fan of bein' bottom of the pile neither."
  • "Looks like I just en't suited to all this wheelin' and dealin'."
  • "Uh oh. I en't goin' to be left behind all on me own, am I?"
  • "Ha ha! I weren't plannin' on bein' rubbish forever, y'know."
  • "Hmm, it's a tricky one. What would you do if you was me?"
  • "This reminds me of board games I used to play as a kid!"
  • "Would've bin nice if just the two of us could've played, eh? Ha ha, only jokin'!"
  • "Keep your fingers crossed for a good roll!"
  • "Come on, come on...let's have a good'un!"
  • "It's a bit nerve-rackin' when you think one roll of the die could change everythin'."
  • "You dun't need to make no allowances for me, d'you hear?"
  • "Do folk stop playin' games 'cos they're old, or do they get old 'cos they stop playin'? Either way, I'm glad to be here."
  • "Huh! I'm all set to make one of my shops bigger an' everythin'!"
  • "I want to stop at one of my own shops. If only it was as simple as just sayin' the words, eh?"
  • "Haah... I'm done for."
  • After stepping on a switch: "A switch? I en't plannin' on steppin' on that thing! I wonder what would happen..."
  • "So I have to collect four of these, right? Sounds like this could be a fun journey!"
  • "That's half of my suits collected. Wonder how far I've come."
  • "Only one more of them suits to go now. Ha ha! This is fun. Bit like treasure-huntin'."
  • "Right! Looks like I've got all I need here. Time to take this to the next level then."
  • "Right then, that's all them suits collected. Now where's the bank? I dun't s'pose you know a shortcut?"
  • "Not long till the next level now. One step at a time, eh? We've come a long way."
  • "My first business in this area. We've all gotta start somewhere!"
  • "That's shop number one for me 'round here! It may be small now, but I'll make somethin' of it, you'll see."
  • "That's my first place in this area under my belt. It's important to get started, eh?"
  • "See what a good spot I bought a shop in! Everythin's goin' well so far."
  • "Crikey! Is that all the shops there is? I'd best get crackin'."
  • "I wonder if I can get my hands on another shop. I s'pose I can only try my best."
  • "So all the shops have bin sold, eh? I s'pose the battle starts here then."
  • "That's the end of the shop-buyin' then. Time to think strategy."
  • "It's good that this place is cheap. No one wants to spend a fortune on their day-to-day shoppin'."
  • "I wonder what happens when you're rich and yet useless with money..."
  • "Ha ha! Maybe buyin' a cheapo shop is a sign of poor housekeepin'!"
  • "You may be feelin' a bit broke at the minute, but who knows when your fortunes might change. Keep at it!"
  • "Yikes, that hurt! I reckon that's the biggest sum of money I've ever doled out in my whole life!"
  • "Yikes! I felt all wobbly there for a moment."
  • "No way! You can't charge that much!"
  • "So you can get freebies without doin' nothin'. Feels a bit cheeky somehow."
  • "See how fancy my place looks now! And I en't plannin' on stoppin' at that neither."
  • "Sometimes I just feel like pushin' on ahead, rather than fiddlin' about with capital increases and the like."
  • "I guess there's a right time for everythin', increasin' capital included."
  • "I wonder if there's anythin' I left undone. Now I have to think good and hard about whether to go forwards or back."
  • "That's the stuff. I reckon those stocks will do me some good, y'know."
  • "Ha ha! Sometimes it really pays to have stocks."
  • "Never mind. I'm happy with the shops I've got. Haah..."
  • "You must be pleased, (Player’s name). It’s no mean feat, ownin’ three shops in one district like that."
  • "Dun’t look at me like that! I couldn’t just stand by and let a district domination happen."
  • "Who'd have thought little old Bianca would have a district domination!? What a turn up!"
  • "Wow! You've got yourself a domination, (player's name)? I want to congratulate you, but I'm far too nervous for that."
  • "I s'pose if you wheel and deal in stocks, then you have to take the rough with the smooth."
  • To player: "There en't nothin' to worry about here, (player's name). This littl'un dun't have a bad bone in his body."
    • Slime's response: "Yay! Thanks, Bianca! You're an unslurpassed judge of character! I'm not a bad slime, am I?"
  • "Hmph. That was a bit jammy, weren't it? How do I get lucky like that, eh, (player's name)?"
  • "Hey, looks like I pocketed a bit there too. Cheers, (player's name)!"
  • Swapping Shops: "Seein’ as there’s a rule where folk can swap shops, why dun’t we give it a go?"
  • "Nice one, (player's name)! No matter how many times you go on to the next level, it still feels good, eh?"
  • After landing on a Boon square: "I'll be watchin' over you from here, OK? I've got high hopes for you, ha ha!"
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Just 'cos I'm the daughter of an innkeeper dun't mean I'm always after a rest!"
  • After landing on the Bank: "I dun't often find meself in a bank. Hmm...never knew they looked like this inside."
  • After player lands on a Boon square: "That's nice, (player's name). I dun't s'pose you could send a bit of good luck in my direction, could you?"
  • After player lands on the Bank: "It en't that easy landin' yourself at the bank exactly, eh? I reckon it's a good omen, (player's name)!"
  • "I know it's in the rules and everythin', but it still seems a bit sneaky makin' money off stocks like that."
  • After player builds a tax office: "I was thinkin' that you'd turn that place into a tax office. You seem to have your head screwed on and everythin', (player's name)."
  • After getting Healie: "Aah, what a lovely monster he is. Now please get that suit I need, Healie!"
  • After getting Goodybag: "I bet Nera's got plenty of treasure like this. Eh? Do I get a piece of the action too?"
  • After getting Lakitu: "Huh? It might look cute enough, but it's got a bit of cheek, closin'up folks' shops like that."
  • After warping: "Ugh. When you're not used to somethin' like this, it dun't half make you dizzy."
  • "Brill! This is just where I wanted to be. This warpin' around lark is ever so convenient, eh?"
  • After player warps: "Hey, are you alright? You're not feelin' icky or nothin'?"
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Yeah, well, there's no point in dashin' about all the while. Best to get some rest while the goin's good."
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Just 'cos I'm the daughter of an innkeeper dun't mean I'm always after a rest!"
    • Start of turn afterward: "I had a good day off, and got my shop cleaned up a bit too. Drop in again when it's open, eh?"
  • After Player lands on a Take-a-break square: "You should make sure you make the most of your days off, (player's name)."
  • "I had a good day off, and got my shop cleaned up a bit too. Drop in again when it's open, eh?"
  • "Eh? Today's a holiday? But I was hopin' to meet up."
  • "You must be pleased, (player's name). It's no mean feat, ownin' three shops in one district like that."
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "Ha ha! Now that's a nice surprise. A gift from the Goddess, you might say!"
  • After player gets a good Venture Card: "I wouldn't have minded pickin' that one! Good for you, though, (player's name)?"
  • After player gets a good Venture Card: "Ya jammy thing, (Player’s name)! I hope I pick a card like that next time."
  • After getting a bad Venture Card: "Haah... I s'pose you have the rough with the smooth in this life, eh?"
  • After getting a bad Venture Card: "Typical that I end up pickin' out a card like that!"
  • After Player gets a bad Venture Card: "Dun’t let it get to you, (Player’s name). I’m sure you’ll pick a good one next time."
  • To player: "No one likes havin' their shops nabbed, eh? I reckon you done the right thing, (player's name)."
  • To player: "If there's anythin' you dun't get, (player's name), then just give me a shout and I'll try to explain."
  • To player: "I'm never sure what to do when it comes to stocks. Have you got a grand plan, (player's name)?"
  • "Goin' for first place, are you, (player's name)? Well, I en't plannin' on lettin' you beat me!"
  • After buying out a shop: "Ha ha! Bet you didn't think I had what it takes for a takeover, eh? I can be a bit of a sabrecat at times, y'know!"
  • After buying out a shop: "Sorry! But this takeover lark is good for givin' ya a bit of confidence when ya're down."
  • To player buying out her shop: "Charmin'! I never expected to be handin' over a shop to you in these circumstances, (player's name)."
  • To player: "Nice one, (player's name)! Now you just have to go carefully to the goal, and you're done!"
    • Waluigi's response: "Can you keep a secret, Bianca? I'm setting up a trap for (player's name)! He'll/She'll never win!"
  • Near bankrupt: "That's it for me...Eh? Dun't you worry about me."
  • Near bankrupt: "I'm used to tough times, dun't you fret."
  • Near bankrupt: "No money, no shops... What a pauper I've turned into."
  • After player resumes a quick-saved game: "I've bin waitin' for you, (player's name)! It was well lonely 'round here without you."
  • After reaching net worth needing to win: "No way! I've got (target amount of money)! Looks like I'll be see you on the winnin' side!"
  • After player approaches victory: "I dun't believe it! You've reached the target! I'm a bit disappointed for meself, but I had a feelin' you'd do it, (player's name)."
  • Approaches victory: "Maybe I'll actually win this game! Ha ha! I'd best get movin'!"
  • Going bankrupt: "So I'm not cut out for this after all..."
  • Going bankrupt: "I dun't mind losin' so much, but I at least hoped I'd make it to the end."

Carver[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

  • "What, are you guys all scared or somethin'? Tsk! Just stay behind me and you'll be alright." (The Ghost Ship)
  • "A head you can climb on and ride!? No way! As in, there's no way you're gettin' me on that!" (Starship Mario)
  • "This place is fantastic! I love it! All that legend and chivalry and stuff... You can't beat it!" (Alefgard)
  • "Sorry guys. You're Kiddin' yourselves if ya think you can beat me!" (Mario Circuit)
  • "What!? An island full of slimes!? I wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes!" (Slimenia)
  • "Whoa, this place is bit hard on the eyes, eh? But it sure gets the blood pumpin'!" (Delfino Plaza)
  • "So this is some kind of flyin' castle, eh? It kinda reminds me of Zenithia. Those were the days..." (The Observatory)
  • "Let's have a look here... How's this been thrown together, then? I bet there was a real ace carpenter at work when this was put up." (Good Egg Galaxy)
  • "Heh heh heh! You wanna see how a real man hits the ball? Step aside, kids!" (Mario Stadium)
  • "Phew! One wrong move and you're dead meat here, huh?" (Mount Magmageddon)
  • "Hey, take a look at this! There's a load o' dragons here! ... Oh, looks like they ain't the bad guys." (Yoshi's Island)
  • "This place is gigantic! I reckon I should get myself a job in a place like this..." (Castle Trodain)
  • "That's a good-lookin' castle there. Mind you, I think I'd choose somethin' with a bit more... Nah, never mind." (Peach's Castle)
  • "This place has been put together pretty well. I wouldn't mind takin' a peek at the construction method..." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
  • "This looks like a good place for pumpin' some iron! I've always got time for tonin' the old Carver muscles up..." (Super Mario Bros.)
  • "Wow, that is one impressive statue! What kind of guys build somethin' like that anyway?" (The Colossus)
  • "Oh, I get it. This is a castle of evil, is it?" Well bring it on! I can be pretty evil myself." (Bowser's Castle)
  • "Alltrades Abbey, huh? Hmm... Maybe it's about time I became a gladiator! ... What? I can't? Why not!?" (Alltrades Abbey)

General[edit]

  • To player: "Hiya, I'm Carver. I'm what you might call a trav'ling grappler! This should be fun, eh?"
  • "I've gotta keep movin'. Can't stand still too long, else I start to feel my muscles wastin'!"
  • "Right, I've made up my mind! Next move, that there's the square I'm gonna land on."
  • "Heh heh heh! There. That's the spot I'm aimin' at now... Come on, die! Hee-yah!"
  • "Hold on to your hats, fellas! I'm gonna knock this die for six!"
  • "Here goes nothin'! Huuurgh!"
  • "When I want somethin', I get it! Get it?"
  • "No point beatin' around the bush... Let's roll!"
  • "Heh heh heh! Look at me! First place, right where I belong!"
  • "I'm in first place for now, but you vultures are so hot on my heels, eh? I better pull my socks up and get runnin'!"
  • "Heh heh! See? All that bodybuildin's payin' off now, eh?"
  • "Heh heh heh! Yeah, this is the life! Ridin' high at the top of me game!"
  • "I'm starvin'! Ain't there any decent places to get some chuck around here?"
  • "Argh! I'm dyin' to pump up my properties, but I've gotta land on one of my shops first..."
  • "Once I get round to expanding my shops, you guys aren't gonna know what's hit ya!"
  • "Heh heh! I can just imagine the look that's gonna be on your faces when I swoop in and buy your shops out from under ya!"
  • "Right, what am I gonna eat today then...? Ah, just thinkin' about it's got my belly rumblin'!"
  • "Huh? My turn? ...Alright then! Stand back!"
  • "Right, where to now then?"
  • "I'm stavin'! Ain't there and decent places to get some chuck around here?"
  • "Heh heh! I reckon this'd be a good time for me to slip into first place, eh?"
  • "I'm in first place for now, but you vultures are hot on my heels, eh? I better pull my socks up and get runnin'!"
  • "Hey, this no joke! How come I'm back here in last place, eh?"
  • "Right, what am I gonna eat today then...? Ah, just thinkin' about it's got my belly rumblin'!"
  • "Heh heh! Suit number one. I'm right on track!"
  • "Suit number two at last! Let's keep rollin', fellas!"
  • "Oh, what!? I still need one more suit!? Come on! This is gettin' to be a real drag!"
  • "Not long now till I get even stronger! I know, I know! If that's even possible, right?"
  • "I get a nervous twitch whenever I'm on the verge of gettin' tougher. My muscles are just so tightly flexed, ya know?"
  • "Hey, come on, fellas! Leave a few shops for me, eh?"
  • "Pretty much all the shops have been snapped up already. But the ones that are left have got my name written all over em! Heh heh!"
  • "Sorry. It's just tactics, ya know? Don't feel bad, OK?"
  • "Hey, give us a chance, guys! There aren't any shops left at all now!"
  • "Oh, what!? There's no more shops free!"
  • "Whoa! Sometimes I don't even know my own strength!"
  • After getting Goodybag: "Look at that! A filthy rich monster! Hey, drop in at one of my shops, pal!"
  • After getting Healie: "OK I've gotta find my way over to old Healie and get myself a suit or two!"
  • "Heh heh! When my shops get bigger, my muscles get stronger! At least, it feels that way."
  • "You've gotta know when to defend your assets, right? Wouldn't wanna get hit where it hurts..."
  • "Expanding your shops is all about timin'. Just like in a fight. You gotta duck and dive and wait for your openin' ya know."
  • "Nah. Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow, eh?"
  • "That's pretty cunnin'... I like it! Maybe I should learn to rely on brains a bit more over brawn, eh? …Nah! That'd be dumb!"
  • "That's it. Shop number one. That's just the start of my attack!"
  • "Heh heh. I reckon I can turn this to my advantage..."
  • "This place is mine now. You'll have to pry the keys from my dead fist if you wanna take it off me!"
  • "Look at that! I don't even have to do anythin' and this game just falls into my lap!"
  • "Hey, this is no joke! How come I'm back 'ere in last place, eh?"
  • "What, I'm losin'!? Hmph! That ain't right. Time to break out ze ol' Carver comeback!"
  • "Agh! Unbelievable! ...C'mon, Carver, think!"
  • "Heh heh. Shop number two!"
  • "That's my second shop in this district. But there's more where that came from, right!?"
  • "I think it's pretty clear who's gonna dominate this district, right?"
  • "Just leave this to me, fellas. I've got this district under control!"
  • "Heh heh! Nice try, (player's name), but d'ya really think I'm just gonna sit 'ere on my backside and watch ya dominate ze district!?"
  • "Sorry, pal but someone like me doesn't stand by and watch when there's a bully 'bout!"
  • "Ey! Getcha hands off me shop, ya little scoundrel!"
  • "That's gonna make things a bit tougher fer sure! …There's still everythin' to play fer, though!"
  • "Urgh, that's the pits, not havin' enough cash to buy a shop when ya need to!"
  • "Easy, (player's name)! If you tie up all your cash in your shops, you won't have any left over for spendin'!"
  • "Sorry. It's just tactics, ya know? Don't feel bad, OK?"
  • "Sorry, guys, but I just ain't the losin' kind, ya know? This game's all mine!"
  • "Wh-What's goin' on!? I c-can't s-stop shakin'! Did s-someone cast F-F-Fuddle on me?"
  • After buying someone out: "Heh heh. How's that for a Knuckle Sandwich!?"
  • After buying someone out: "Hah hah hah! Thought you could just walk away with it, didn't ya? Not with me around, pal!"
  • After landing on a Boon square: "I ain't the kinda guy who needs to rely on luck, but I also ain't the kinda guy to turn down some free cash!"
  • After landing on a Boon square: "Heh heh! OK, folks! Time for you all to go on a spendin' spree! Don't hold back!"
  • After player lands on a Boon square: "Someone with my kinda muscle doesn't need to rely on luck!"
  • After landing on a Take-a-Break square: "I always spend my days off pumpin' iron. And time flies when you're havin' fun!"
  • After landing on a Take-a-Break square: "I bet someone's gonna turn up to do some shoppin', but today's my day off. I never miss my trainin'. Not for anythin'!"
  • "Nice! That's a big help. Looks like luck's on my side, eh?"
  • "That's pretty low, (player's name), stoppin' by on me day off. I won't forget this!"
  • After Player lands on a Take-a-Break square: "Everyone needs to take a break once in a while. It's important."
  • After landing on Bank: "This bank's startin' to show its age, ya know. Time to knock it down and rebuild, if you ask me."
  • After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "Weh hey! That sudden stroke of luck puts me one step closer to hittin' the next level!"
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "Right on! There's a star shinin on old Carver, see!"
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "Heh heh heh! Thanks very much!"
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "That's a stroke of luck! But I'm aimin' for bigger and better than this!"
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "There you go! I'm on form at last! Now I've just gotta keep up the momentum..."
  • After player gets a good Venture Card: "Your shops 're gettin' pretty beefy there, eh? I better keep me eye on ya!"
  • After player gets a good Venture Card: "Whaaat!? you lucky dealer, you! With all those stocks, there's gotta be some for me, surely!?"
  • After player gets a good Venture Card: "Come on over to one of my shops, (Player’s name), Ya can blow that bonus in a single shot!"
  • After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Don't give in! Don't let yourself feel defeated! Turn the other cheek and hit back, (player's name)!"
  • After getting a bad Venture Card: "Hah! A puny little bill like that could't hurt a fly, let alone me!"
  • After getting a bad Venture Card: "What!? No! How unlucky am I, darwin' a card like that!?"
  • After landing in his home: "It's good to get together and have a laugh sometimes right?"
  • "Heh heh. Next time ya can all dig a little deeper, too!"
  • "Huh. Yeah, well... Ain't no sweet payin' that kind of money. Here. Go nuts!"
  • "Aaaah... I'm exhausted! Reckon I must've done too much restin' or somethin'..."
  • "You've got a bit of nerve, stoppin' by when I'd shut up shop already!"
  • After player warps: "Whoa! Unbelievable! You just flew, (player's name)!"
  • After player warps: "Hmmm, so that's your move, eh? Guess I can't afford to sit back and relax just yet..."
  • After landing on an expensive shop: "You've got some guts tryin' to rip someone with my muscle off, pal!"
  • After landing on an expensive shop: "What!? That is seriously below the belt!"
  • After landing on an expensive shop: "You don't pull your punches, do ya, (player's name)?"
  • After building a home: "Sometimes ya just need a place where you can go ape, right?"
  • "That's not gonna hurt someone like you, right, (player's name)? It's barely a scratch, eh?"
  • "Urgh, that's the pits, not havin' enough cash to buy a shop when you need to!"
  • "Heh heh heh! I know what you're thinkin'. 'I wish that Carver'd slow down and give the rest of us a chance!'"
  • "A tough guy like me owes it to the weak and needy to give 'em a helpin' hand sometimes."
  • "Giving the winnin' player a leg-up's a bit of a dig in the ribs."
  • "Thanks, (player's name)! Keep it comin', OK?"
  • "Right, I'll go left next then, right? ...No, left. I mean right! Er... Anyone wanna help me out here? I'm left feelin' kinda stuck."
  • To player: "Huuurgh! Let's do this, (player's name)! Time to get my muscles rippling! Yaaaaaargh!"
    • Stella's response: "Talk about a lot of hot air! Let's see how you're holding up by the final bell, eh, hulk?"
  • To player: "A promotion at last, huh, (player's name)? Keep that up, and you might just catch up with me!"
    • Alena's response: "I congratulate to you, (player's name). But you must forget the Carver. Tsarevna is true worthy object for your ambition."
  • To player: "We've gotta have a party to celebrate your big promotion, pal! I'll put on a big spread at one of my shops. Get yourself over there, fast."
  • To player: "Hey, (player's name)! You're not thinking of a runaway victory, are ya? I mean, running away before we've had a chance to get physical!"
    • Alena's response: "Carver is correct! We must fight directly on you, (player's name)!"
  • To player: "Alright, (player's name). Let's settle this with a bit of one-on-one. You can't run from a fight, right?"
    • Stella's response: "Don't be so flapping daft, he/she's not going to fight you! Although...if that's the only way to stop him/her, go the ten pounds, I say!"
  • To player buying out his shop: "Huh? Hey! What d'ya think you're doin', (player's name)!? I'll make you pay for this, you mark my words!"
  • To player buying out his shop: "Ah, no! Not Peggy Sue's Patch! Come on, pal/lady! Be fair!"
  • To Player buying out his shop: "Hey! You're really swingin' your punches, eh? You just broke up my total domination!"
  • "Hey! Look, whatever the fight, I'm a born winner. Ya can't take this from me!"
  • After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Oh, you're back at last, (player's name)! Right, let's sweat it out, eh!?"
  • After approaching victory: "Heh heh! Sorry, guys, but there's only one place I'm headin' now!"
  • After player approaches victory: "Aw, you're not thinkin' of takin' the title just like that, are ya, (player's name)? Let's have some fun first!"
  • "What the - Right, that's it! No more mister nice guy!"
  • Going bankrupt: "Bankrupt!? Me!? But what about the old Carver comeback!?"
  • Going bankrupt: "Argh! I knew I shouldn't have given you guys such a big head start!"

Dragonlord[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

  • "The slimes dare declare a land of their own!? The insolent, impudent wretches! All of monster kind lies within my demesne!" (Slimenia)
  • "What is that!? Such a monstrous iron mass! Such a crass device in a trice I must have for my underlings" (Mario Circuit)
  • "Be that it may in times of yore, for sure Alefgard makes my blood boil more still than any other realm!" (Alefgard)
  • "This island doth need a dragon's grace! A perfect place unto which to lay waste! Poste-haste must I summon my underlings in!" (Yoshi's Island)
  • "Oh, yes! YES! The frightful sight fills my mind! Of a vine elephantine, binding this castle in curse!" (Castle Trodain)
  • "Spawn of contumelious constellations? I shall banish the stars one by one, till the one true darkness hath won!" (Delfino Plaza)
  • "Change vocation, thou sayest? Arrest thy dim-witted twittering! I am Lord of Dragons! There is no position mightier than mine!" (Alltrades Abbey)
  • "I bid a hex on that hideous abomination! Those pastel tones demand atonement! Castles ought to be sinister, like that o'er which I minister!" (Peach's Castle)
  • "Wah ha hah! This ship! As it creaks, so it reeks...of morbid anguish!" (Ghost Ship)
  • "Wah ha ha hah! This castle is akin to my own, lo! A glowing concoction of bane and woe!" (Bowser's Castle)
  • "Thou wouldst assault me from on high? Try, if thou darest! I'll best thee and then thou shalt cower neath my towering might!" (The Observatory)
  • "Hmph! Ne'er have I rode such a mode of transport! It ought not be, 'less it be modelled on me!" (Starship Mario)"
  • "Wah ha ha ha hah! Is this what you puny mortals call a 'hot spring'!? Hot, it is not! 'Tis but a fetid, tepid pool!" (Mount Magmageddon)
  • "What!? This folly needs a ball? ...Fall back! This sphere of light, though quibble you might, is not for thee to dribble!" (Mario Stadium)
  • "Robbin' Hood? A great thief? Hmph! Where he would crib a crab, I grab whole oceans." (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
  • "What is this despicable place? Where rocks hang in air with ne'e a brace? What foreign wizardry is this?" (Super Mario Bros.)
  • "What mortal folly is this!? How could these insignificant ants build such a lofty effigy?" (The Colossus)
  • "Hm, an intriguing spot... A dot to all of soon enough to my ever-expanding dominion!" (Good Egg Galaxy)

General[edit]

  • To player: "Dost thou wit who thy rival be? Devilish deliverer! Lord of lords! Lord of Dragons!"
  • "Thou wouldst defraud the Lord of Dragons, rapscallion?"
  • "This game is lame; its pace is a disgrace! All should let I wield the die in your place!"
  • "You! You diminutive minions! Now to serve you what you deserve!"
  • "Hwah ha hah! Behold! Behold as I attain still loftier heights than you mere mites!"
  • "Ah ha ha hah! Mwah ha ha ha haaah! …Ahem! My turn, is it?"
  • "Lo! The wise know which moves to make and which to forsake!"
  • "A forced buyout at quinary price? Such a device I must utilize in a trice!"
  • "A rare gift I give to you, to live through history in the making!"
  • "Mine eye, die, doth see thine eyes, no higher than I do desire, no less than I request! Now, decide thy side! Fulfill my will!"
  • "You covet mere trifles, you stifled fools! The Dragonlord shall open your eyes to true enterprise!"
  • "Ah ha ha hah! Dread! Doth dread yet tread o'er your hearts!?"
  • "With this one cast, your last cometh fast!"
  • "When I, Lord of Dragons, let fly this die, it bendeth to my every will."
  • "Who dares thwart my affairs? Move aside or abide the consequences!"
  • "Bow out now, whilst still you may! Or pray, fools, for this is my day!"
  • "Bestow the die unto me forthwith! A wizard does not wait!"
  • "The throne is for I alone! No other face must grace first place!"
  • "Fellow players, beware! Have a care, lest the Dragonlord's deeds leave you in need of more than a pauper's loan!"
  • "Wah ha ha hah! With every turn, for sure, I assure my victory more!"
  • "Be steeped in eternal, infernal regret for daring to oppose me in this clash of cash! Wah ha ha hah!"
  • "What lavish shop is this before mine eyes? Be vanished, be banished, o, epitome of gluttony!"
  • "A triplet of suits more? For sure, no easier task could you ask of me!"
  • "Suits twain again? A painlessly simple task!"
  • "This suit gathering chore is a bore I abhor. Before the glory of my grand designs its import is naught, verily!"
  • "Hmmmm. I have yet in my net a quartet of suits. No need for to speed yonder."
  • "The wax of my level is the wane of this game, the herald of pain and of bane!"
  • "One shop alone a throne ne'er maketh! I shall rule this district forthwith and forthright!"
  • "Profit, prosper! Spawn, o shops of mine divine! Spill where e'er you will o'er this district!"
  • "The hour, it is nigh. Nigh, shall I - Lord of Dragons - be unrestricted master of this district!"
  • "Here now I own property in triplicate! Capitulate to my will, fill my pockets with bills, o final enterprise of my wanting!"
  • "The Lord of Dragons here ruleth henceforth! May your purses in hearses leave this cursed world empty!"
  • "Hmm, better... A go-getter fettered by a paltry shop is something I shall not abide!"
  • "More! More gains! More reward! Fit for a lord such as I!"
  • "Time I do bide till tides turn to earn, as I shall, my stocks. Whence shall ensue investment to my heart's content!"
  • "Wah ha ha hah! Perplexed? Vexed by my confusing ruse? I shall increase my capital all in good time!"
  • "Foolish, doltish, churlish, dotish! Thou shalt rue this puerile cumber!"
  • "Free shops remain in dwindling number, such has been your gluttonous hunger!"
  • "How the rabble scrabble as shop numbers dwindle! But I alone shall invest in the rest. Petty peddlers, meddle at your peril!"
  • "All those shops sold for cash in a flash! Such is this greedy, needy world!"
  • "Hoggish mob! Lo, no shop unspake for in the wake of your avaricious squall!"
  • "Such trickery bothers nor pothers me not a jot!"
  • "Vile, juvenile child! Such guile riles me!"
  • "Hmph. Half the price is nice If only were this steal to linger longer..."
  • "My compliments, (Player’s name). A devious tactic, but practically pointless in a race against me!"
  • "Have a care! My servitor shop would put a cost to you all dear!"
  • "Gwah ha ha ha ha! Behold, this grim reaper of cash! The stash of the legendary hero would be zeroed when faced with this awesome place!"
  • "It matters not were I home or away, pay thou must, or thou must pay!"
  • "You would do well not to vex me, lest I hex you."
  • "Gwargh! You are naught! Caught, you will be yet in my net!"
  • "You fools think these rules can bind my mind and keep me from victory? Never!"
  • "Come, my lickspittle trading posts! The hour to devour is nigh! Dilate, inflate, proliferate!"
  • "My trading posts must grow! Now! Grow to show the woe of financial ruin!"
  • "Stocks are the flux of my crux! Buy them all, and fulfill my will!"
  • "Wah ha ha hah! The end, it is nigh! I shall bleed thee dry, (player's name)!"
  • "Wah ha ha ha! My dark sway, stark in scope, revoking hope!"
  • "Wah ha ha ha ha! A petty upstart, jumpstart, thou art, (player's name)!"
  • "Now, petty peddler! In thee I invest to arrest thy conquest. Deliver my returns in turns few, or spew fire I will, on thee and thine estate!"
  • After player achieves total domination: "A brave show, (player's name), but canst thou translate thy great estate into truly weighty gains?"
  • After buying someone out: "Wah ha ha ha hah! Such a five-fold cost is lost, as naught, in the grandeur of my plan!"
  • After buying someone shop: "Another's domination I cannot abide! Override it, I must!"
  • After buying someone shop: "Wah ha ha ha ha ha! Surprised? Distressed? Astonished? Perplexed? The priciest buyout is the fairest thou e'er seen!"
  • After getting bought out: "O, woe hast thou commissioned with this pert acquisition!"
  • After getting bought out: "Thou art a disgrace! The basest case in my product ever have I conducted!"
  • "Thou wouldst break my hold, (player's name)? Bold, indeed! But greed cometh at a dear price!"
  • "Cantankerous (player's name)! A hundred curses upon thee!"
  • After player buys Dragonlord's Estate Agency: "Unacceptable, deplorable, unthinkable, indefensible! No estate in thy number can take over my agency!"
  • After landing on his home: "Well met, my pets! Wah ha ha ha ha hah!"
  • After landing on an expensive shop: "Fear not! Rot will blot thine winning streak soon enough!"
  • After landing on an expensive shop: "At last! A place not a disgrace for me to grace with my presence!"
  • After landing on an expensive shop: "Thou makest light of the Lord of Dragons!? I shall repay thee redoubled with nary a trouble!"
  • After landing on an expensive shop: "Hmph! Thou wouldst ambuscade me in this charade of wealth and prosperity? Preposterous!"
  • After landing on an expensive shop: "Curse this shop! Curse it for all eternity! Seed of woe, and weed of snow, banish greed and never go!"
  • After warping: "Wah ha ha hah! New land for my tyrannous plans!"
  • After the player warps: "Wah ha hah! Thou canst ne'er escape my clutches! Here, there, everywhere, like thy tombstone, I loom o'er thee!"
  • After the player warps: "Scurry, hurry, scuttle, scamper! Cower from my power where thou willst! There is no refuge from my rule!"
  • After getting a Suit Yourself card: "Card! Thou art the start so noble of my global tyranny!"
  • After getting Heal Slime: "Wah ha ha ha hah! Come hither, my healing slime! All mine shall thy fine suits be!"
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "Fortune and dole roll whither I will! Victory is mine for the taking!"
  • After the player gets a good Venture Card: "So be it! But with onus that thy bonus be spent in establishments mine!"
  • After player gets a good Venture card: "What trickery is this? That I miss by a whisker this card designed to be mine..."
  • After player gets a bad Venture Card: "Wah ha ha hah! Lo, doth the void guzzle and gobble, nobble your wealth and ditch your riches!"
  • After getting a bad Venture bad: "Axe this tax now! I, Lord of Dragons, do not deal with such knick-knacks!"
  • After getting a bad Venture bad: "Hmph! Diminished! Yea, finished, nay! My commerce is more stark than that!"
  • After landing on a Boon square: "Cash in my stash with nothing to do? Truly, this square has rare flair!"
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Wah ha ha hah! Time to rest, invest in my power, to shower you at a later hour with a million, billion, gazillion bills!"
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Hmph! Fear not, for what a plan I have hatched while detached from the game as I was! A grim plan for you also-rans!"
  • "Witless twits, letting slip a trip to my lair with I not there!"
  • After the player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Layabout, laggard, loafer, sluggard! May thine wastrel ways lay waste to thy self!"
  • After landing on the Bank: "Behold, as I purchase even the bank! …What prank is this? Wherefore may it not be got?"
  • After player lands on the Bank: "Terrified, petrified, horrified, stupefied, thou wouldst hide from me in the dank depths of the bank!? Wah ha hah! Wah ha ha ha hah!"
  • "Wah ha ha ha hah! Into the future I peer... A '1' doth there appear! Ah ha ha ha hah!" (after an event meaning players can only move one space)
  • "Ignorant act of scant intelligence, pray, wherefore would I swap shops with thee?"
  • "To player: "A hundred curses upon thee! Goad me, toad, with thy freeloading play, and dearly dost thou pay!"
  • "Hmph. Vacant plot, your lot is with me! See this you will, when I round here again."
  • "An impressive, aggressive, quite progressive move! But less smugness, I request thee, (player's name)!"
  • "A lofty property for one lowly as thee! Hand over the key for 100G!"
  • After building a checkpoint: "Checkpoint! Your charge is to charge all who would barge through your gates of ruinous fate!"
  • After building a balloonport: "Watching your scrabbling, scuffling, grappling, greed-ridden kerfuffling from above is my sport!"
  • After building a home: "Guzzle! Gobble! Gollop! Gorge! For you forge your way only to ruination!"
  • After landing on his Home: "Well met, my pets! Wah ha ha ha ha ha!"
  • After building an estate agency: "For to have servitors in numbers greater, I am the creator of this agency!"
  • After player builds a tax office: "Never, ever shalt thou extract thy lax tax from I, Lord of Dragons!"
  • After player builds a Balloonport: "Heather! Thous wouldst with contempt, with derision, with score, airborne look down - DOWN! - on the Lord of Dragons?!"
  • "Checkpoint? The tale of the begotten old fool!"
  • To Patty: "Wah ha ha hah! Dice, shops, locks and barrels, I shall command them all!"
    • Patty's response: "Sure, honey, whatever you say! Let's see how you're feeling once the legendary (player's name)'s put you in your place, huh?"
  • To player: "Thou art, (player's name), a millennium too soon to consume my rightful title!"
  • To player: "Raise thy level, revel in thy pay, but bedevil thee yet I will!"
  • To player: "Well done, (player's name), my underling! Bring in yet more tin, win a hoard for thy lord!"
  • To player: "Rogue! Renegade! Trade dost thou with scruples none, finding fun in drumming my stock price under!"
  • To player: "Wah ha ha hah! Verily do I use thee completely, to the core of your deplorable soul!"
  • To player: "Wah ha ha ha! Such a puny promotion! No notion hast thou of my might. No horizon can thou see o'er the sea of my supremacy!"
    • Patty's response: "Every step we take is an important one, honey. I bet you're gonna become a force to be reckoned with, right?"
  • To Slime: "To arms, my underling slime! Decline (player's name)'s right to life!"
    • Slime's response: "To arms? Is, is that a joke, Your Monstrousness? …I was boinging on (player's name) and I being goosom buddies."
  • To player: "Wah ha ha hah! I'll lay waste to this wasteland and you wastrels with it! In infernal fires dwell, and let time eternal ne'er quell the flames therein."
    • Princessa's response: "No! We should never permit such a crime! Let us stand together to oppose this beast, (player's name)!"
  • To player: "Lo, with a singular promotion, a notion of distinction! Rise not above thy station, mortal!"
    • Slime's response: "Yay! You're the best, (player's name)! …Eek! I-I mean, His Monstrousness is the best! But you're goovy, too."
  • To player: "Never, ever would I permit a witless lesser mortal to chortle at my expense! Thou shalt not defeat me!"
    • Princessa's response: "I find myself in the unusual predicament of being in agreement with Dragonlord. I must prepare to use Snooze..."
  • To player: "Gaaarrrgh! Rile me more, and war shall; I declare! Dare to defend thy post, and a ghost thou shalt become!"
    • Princessa's response: "Watch out, (player's name)! Dragonlord's planning something! Something awful!"
  • To player: "Sly fly! My permission sought, ought thou have, before accruing a pile miles high! Unforgivable!"
    • Patty's response: "That's just the name of the game, right, honey? Well two can play at it, so watch out!"
  • To player: "Thou shalt not leave the Lord of Dragons behind! Find your manners, lickety-split, halfwit! Twit!"
    • Patty's response: "Don't let him throw you off course, honey. If there's anymore here that needs a good beating, it's that guy!"
  • After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Wah ha ha ha hah! I had written thee off as a yellow-bellied, namby-pamby poltroon! How soon thou provest me wrong, (player's name)!"
  • Opponents, such as Toad or Jessica, close to victory: "Nay, nay! The Lord of Dragons does not lose 'less he should so choose. No ruse on thy part can outsmart my superior might!"
  • Once player is near bankrupt: "To mine will thou shouldst surrender, render thyself a servant of my domain. Thou wouldst gain my property split in twain! Wah ha ha ha hah!"
  • "What despicable trickery is this!? I demand a rematch!"
  • "Who and wherefore bade good to triumph o'er evil? Behold, shall my might withstand the fight!"
  • "Should my fate be so, my mates you'll be, as we stumble and tumble to the void together!"
  • After reaching net worth needing to win: "My work here is done! The fun ends now! How soon I shall reach the bank and vanquish this realm!"
  • O, for shame, (player's name)! Didst thou trow I'd allow the game won by one other than I?"
  • Approaching victory: "Wah ha ha ha ha hah! Now I shall take the helm to this mortal realm! It is mine! All mine!"
  • After player approaches victory: "Victory for another but I!? Try, if you will, but die if you do!"
  • Going bankrupt: "Noooo! I am blind! I am deaf! I am dumb, numb, plummeting head over heels amid peals of derisive laughter! …Is this the end?"
  • Going bankrupt: "Haggling, babbling, stragglers bedraggled in fetid, unfettered fumes of wrath! …How DARE you!?"

Goodybag[edit]

  • "OooOOH! GooDy GOODY! GumDrOps is heRE! SHop tiLL you GUMDrop, 'tIS whAT I SAy!"
  • "TINg-a-LinG-A-LiiNG! HeLLOOoO! 'TIS I, GumdROps, JusT gUm-DroPING in TO bUY a few tHIngS!"
  • "DiamONds, rUBies, eMERalds, peARLs... I LOve to THrOooOW my weaLTH abOUT! GOld for ALL tO sharE!"
  • "JIngly-jANGle! WHo waNTS a GEM!? pUT yoUR HaNds in the Air!"
  • "AaAaAHHHhH! WheN OH whEn wILL it BE mY turN AGain!? ...Hm!? NOW!? Ooh, GOODy! SpEND, speND, SPenD!"
  • "GOld aND sILver, shiNY anD SPArkly! Ah-HAaah! 'TIS shopPPPping tIME agAIN!"
  • "A wasTE Of CAsh, oh HAppy DAY! GoLD down thE DRain, jangLing aLL the waY! Don'T YOu feeL gooD NOw? I DO!"
  • "I DAnCe and taP, I spiN, I cLap, anD All wHo watCH gET diZzy anD THAT is WhAt maKEs mE A goooOOOdyBAG!"
  • "A spARkliNG arRay of SHops, a daZZliNG linE-up Of dEAlers... 'TiS a GOoodybaG thinG I CAme toDAY!"
  • "YiPPeeEEe! 'Tis A NIce, niCE prICE! My BAG anD SouL fEeL LIGht aS goLD LEaf!"
  • "WHat!? NO goLD!? BOOOooOring!"
  • "FrivOLous waLLet, peaCEfUL hEArt! ...Hm? Of COURse we MOnsTERs haVe HearTs, yOU DUll stONE!"
  • "I doN't waNT Shops, I WAnt ToooO SHOP! Shop TiLL I GumDroP anD WaSTE aLl my DoSh!"
  • "Hm? So CHEap? THaT's No gOOD for ME! I waNT to SPLash OUT!"
  • "HE he heee! A frivolOUS sPeNd! But I WaNt to SPEnd MORe morE MOoooORE!"

Healslime[edit]

  • "Gooee everyone, I'm here! I'm Healie, here to plop off some suits!"
  • "Is this the place? Is this where you all go gooey about suits?"
  • "Hee hee hee! Goomans like being around me. That's because I'm not a bad slime. Really, I'm not!"
  • "Oooh... I hope I don't make a blob of this... I hope I can get these suits delivered."
  • "Boo goo... I just can't squeeze on to a square with anyone else. Come on, everyone! To me!"
  • "Who wants a Healie suit? Plop up your hand and I'll boing your way."
  • "Hee hee. I wonder whooze gooing to get a suit next?"
  • "Don't wait too long to pay me a visit. Plop over in a slimely fashion!"
  • "When it comes to picking up suits, sticky slime gloop is unslurpassed! Goo needs fingers!?"
  • "Look, another suit just lying about on the floor! ...Don't bother boinging all the way over here. If I stretch myself, I can get to you."
  • "You haven't got all the suits yet, look. Regloop some time by taking one from me!"
  • "Yay! Thanks for plopping down over here! Want a suit?"
  • "Well? Which suit suits you!? This one? That one?"
  • "Oh, you're all suited up already. Well, Suit Yourself then!"
  • "I've got to say goo-bye now... I-I hope I was uoozeful to you?"
  • "I'll have to make my excoozes now, but if you find yourself without a suit, you know who to call!"
  • "Oh! Ragnar's calling me! ...I'll plop by again, though, don't worry!"
  • "Aaaahhh... I'm splattered. I wish I could stay, but I need to goo home to bed."

Jessica[edit]

Area-specific[edit]

  • "This place brings back a lot of memories. I wonder how my three old companions are getting along these days." (Castle Trodain)
  • "I've seen a lot of castles in my time, but never one as cute as this. I wonder who lives here." (Princess Peach's Castle)
  • "No matter how far down you go, it's just cave after cave. Whatever is this place?" (The Robbin' Hood Ruins)
  • "B-But! Whatever is going on? Why do we have to come right back to the start?" (Good Egg Galaxy)
  • "For something like that to be floating...well, it must mean someone around here has spectacular magic powers." (The Observatory)
  • "I absolutely adore resorts like this. Let's don our swimsuits and go to the beach!" (Delfino Plaza)
  • "Hmph! I'm not afraid of ghosts, not one bit. Er, l-let's hurry up and get started, shall we?" (Ghost Ship)
  • "So this is the hero's great vessel? I must say, I'm very impressed. I had no idea it was so spectacular." (Starship Mario)
  • "Maybe the hero was a bit like my big brother, Alistair. You know, just maybe." (Alefgard)
  • "This place is enormous, isn't it? There seems to be some kind of gallery... Maybe it's a bit like the Monster Arena." (Mario Stadium)
  • "Ooh! This island is populated entirely by monsters! I always thought of monsters as my enemy, but these ones look quite sweet." (Slimenia)
  • "Goodness me! I've never seen anything go so fast!" (Mario Circuit)
  • "If we lose our footing and fall in this place, that'll be the end of us. We'll have to go really carefully." (Mount Magmageddon)
  • "This island is so beautiful. I wonder if we'll be allowed to go on a tour when we're finished." (Yoshi's Island)
  • "Hmm, is it really possible that something so big can move? How magical!" (The Colossus)
  • "Frizz! Frizz! Something about that tortoise makes me want to cast a fiery spell!" (Super Mario Bros.)
  • "A change of vocation... Hmm, I think something like that needs a good deal of consideration. I'll have it for another time." (Alltrades Abbey)
  • "This castle has a very sinister air. We'll have to tread carefully here." (Bowser's Castle)

General[edit]

  • To player: "Pleased to meet you, (player's name). I'm Jessica Albert!"
  • "Ouch! I'm glad of the ride, but isn't it a little on the hot side?"
  • "Ooh, this is starting to get interesting. I'll soon add to the tension!"
  • "When it comes down to it, victory is everything. What else is there, after all?"
  • "I think it's time to show a little more spirit. Woohoo! Here goes everything!"
  • "Even if the die roll is bad, I'm sure I can turn it into something good."
  • "I'm bound to have a good roll this time, without a doubt!"
  • "I always follow my heart and go where it takes me. That's what my brother Alistair told me to do."
  • "Now we've come all this way, I'm determined to explore every corner of the place."
  • "My turn at last! I was starting to get a little tired of waiting."
  • "There's no point spending forever thinking about it. You should just hurry up and get on with it!"
  • "I think it's time I showed a little more spirit. Woohoo! Here goes everything!"
  • "I've come here to win, so I won't be letting down my guard for a second."
  • "When it comes to competitions, I never let down my guard. I always give it my all!"
  • "Goodness me! Whoever's shop is that? I certainly don't plan on stopping there!"
  • "Hmph! No one ever seems to stop at my shops. If only I'd bought more in this district."
  • "Oh, I just want to increase my capital! Is that too much to ask, you irritating die!?"
  • "Oh! I'm desperate to buy stocks, but I just can't get them anywhere fast!"
  • "I suppose I'll let it go, seeing as it's you, (player's name). Ordinarily, though, Frizz would-- er, never mind."
  • "That switch looks intriguing. I wonder what would happen if I trod on it? I can tread on it, surely?"
  • "One suit down, three to go! Now, where to next?"
  • "Another suit - now I'm halfway there! I'll have the last two under my belt before you know it."
  • "Only one suit left to collect now. I'll just need to stay on track and it'll be mine!"
  • "I can hardly wait to level up. Not long now!"
  • "Not long now before I reach the next level. I can't wait to pocket my reward and keep on moving."
  • "I don't have time to hang around. I need to hurry up and reach the bank!"
  • "Hmph! I've collected all the suits, but the bank is miles away. I can't afford to be lounging around here."
  • "I'm not going to start boasting just yet. I plan on collecting a lot more shops first."
  • "This is just the beginning. I'm going to make my shops huge!"
  • "That's my first shop in this district open for business! It's so exciting to think of how big I'm going to make it."
  • "My first shop in this district. Without shops, you can't get anywhere."
  • "That's my second shop in this district! I'm going to keep on snapping them up."
  • "I'm really building up my collection of shops now. I can't wait for my next acquisition."
  • "Ah yes, it's all going to plan I'm going to keep on adding to my shops, just like this."
  • "This is going swimmingly. It won't be long before this district belongs to me!"
  • "I told you, remember? I intend to win this. Of course, I'm buying up a lot of shops."
  • "Well! You've always come to ruin my fun in the circus tent, don't you (player's name)?!"
  • "Ha ha! Now this district is all mine! Bring your gold coins my way, everyone!"
  • "It's a pity, but I can't afford to be reckless. I'll just have to make some money and come back another time."
  • "Most of the shops are gone now. I must be quick to buy what's left!"
  • "Almost every shop has been snapped up already. I'll get another, though, you'll see!"
  • "Hmph! I had my designs on that last shop. That was supposed to be mine!"
  • "It's a nice feeling now all the shops have been allocated. This is where the real battle begins!"
  • "This is my shop, do you hear? I won't let anyone snatch it from me!"
  • "Hmm...a price increase. I'll have to bear that in mind."
  • "That's lucky. The same goods as usual available at half price!"
  • "I'd say the normal price is excessive. Around 100G is much more like it."
  • "That was incredible, (player's name)! It's nice to help others every now and then, isn't it?"
  • "This is just the beginning. I'm going to make my shops huge!"
  • "Excellent! I just made a fortune! Those stocks can really mean make or break."
  • "What do you think? See the size of it? How tasteful it is? My shop's the best ever!"
  • "I'm not interested in increasing capital at the moment. I want to keep pushing on."
  • "Looks like there's business to be done before I can increase my capital any more."
  • "It's a bit of a drop in the ocean, but still. Thanks anyway."
  • "Hmph. I really didn't want it to end like this, having to sell a shop due to lack funds."
  • "I suppose I should've known never to put too much faith in others."
  • "What a thrilling game! It's so exciting, to be winning like this by the skin of my teeth!"
  • "I'm not jealous or anything, I swear! I can do that kind of thing too, you know."
  • "If you're not careful, you'll have this shop snatched out from under you. You'd better hurry up and increase your capital."
  • "It won't be any fun if you end up being left behind. Here, take this and do what you can with it."
  • "Is that all it is? I feel rather deflated."
  • "Well, why not? It's only a pittance."
  • "Well, that's decided it. I won't be venturing too close to your shops from now on, (player's name)."
  • "Expanding your shops is one thing, but surely there should be limits. This is just excessive!"
  • "Th-That's just outrageous! I'll be recouping this ten-fold as soon as I have the chance."
  • "Hmph! 100G... It's not a nice feeling being ripped off like this!"
  • "It doesn't do to rely on others too much, but I can be counted on to do whatever's in my power."
  • "Thanks ever so much for the invitation. I'd be delighted to stop here."
  • "You really helped me out there, (player's name). You're clearly a good person to know!"
  • When in First Place: "The thought of being overtaken any second is really getting me hot under the collar I won't be beaten, though!"
  • "I'm full of gratitude to you, (player's name)."
  • When in last place: "Well! This isn't how it was supposed to go, me being left behind like this!"
  • When in last place: “I'm not going to let this game end with me in last place, you mark my words!”
  • When in last place: "Now's not the time for idle chatter. I need to claw myself from the jaws of defeat!"
  • When landing on an expensive shop: "I'd expect nothing less of a shop of yours, (player's name) Impressive!"
  • When landing on an expensive shop: "Well! Isn't that rather steep?"
  • "Wh-What's happening to me? I can't walk straight."
  • After landing on the bank: "Exactly on the mark! Not that you get anything for it, but it still feels like a good thing."
  • After player lands on the bank: "I like stopping at the bank because you can choose to change the direction you're going in. Where are you going next?"
  • After landing on a Boon square: "I'm going to make the most of this but of good luck, so you'd all better make sure you do well."
  • After landing on a Boon square: "Now there's a stroke of luck! Go on, everyone, make your fortunes!"
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "Oh well. Looks like I'll have to call this a day off."
  • After landing on a Take-a-break square: "How careless of me! What if I end up with customers when I'm closed?"
  • "I know it's probably my own fault for taking a day off, but this still hardly seems fair."
  • "Oh, looks like this place is closed. What a waste of time it was coming here."
  • "Hmph! I had a customer and everything! I knew it was a bad idea to take a day off."
  • "Aah, it was good to have a day off for once. Now I'm raring to go!"
  • After player lands on a Take-a-break square: "Right! Time to sneak past (player's name)'s shops while I have the chance!"
  • After getting Goodybag: "Now there's something you don't see everyday. Still, if it's coming, then I want it coming to my place!"
  • After getting Lakitu: "This is very bizarre. I don't mind days off every now and then, but make sure you don't get in my way, do you hear?"
  • After getting Healie: "Hmm... so this healslime is going to give me a suit, is it? I'd better go and see it then."
  • After building a Tax Office: "I'm putting up a tax office here. I don't want any bribes or nastiness from any of you, you hear?"
  • After player builds a tax office: "Yes, I think I'd have done exactly the same if I were in your shoes, (player's name). A tax office there makes a lot of sense."
  • After building a Circus Tent: "Step right up, step right up! My circus looks kind of fun, don't you think?"
  • After player builds a balloonport: "I imagine it could be quite a nuisance if you start flying about the place, (player's name)."
  • After building a home: "I'm going to turn this into a place where we'll all feel at home. If anyone starts to bicker, they'll be asked to leave."
  • After landing on her home: "So here we all are! Please do make yourselves at home, won't you?"
  • After warping: "But I was all the way over there a second ago! However did that happen?"
  • After warping: "Excellent! This is just where I wanted to be."
  • After player warps: "Did you just take a detour, (player's name)? Or was it a short cut?"
  • After player lands on a Boon square: "That was lucky, (player's name)! It's important to make the most of it."
  • After player lands on a Boon square: "You're doing well, (player's name). Some might say that people make their own luck."
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "That was lucky! This is the kind of card you want!"
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "I can't seem to get excited over stocks alone. I know that they can be a great asset, of course."
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "Well, that was an unexpected bonus! I'll have to make sure I put it to good use."
  • After getting a good Venture Card: "How's that for a lucky draw? This is just the card I wanted."
  • After player gets a good Venture Card: "You seem to know just how to play things, (player's name), be it stocks or anything else."
  • After player gets a good Venture Card: "How annoying! I was hoping to turn over that card."
  • After getting a bad Venture Card: "That's OK, it's just small change. There's no point in letting little setbacks distress you."
  • After getting a bad Venture Card: "Hmph! Whoever allowed this unlucky card into the deck?"
  • After getting a Suit Yourself Card: "So this card equates to a suit of my choice? I suppose that's worth having."
  • After getting money from other players: "This isn't going to get me very far, isn't it? Still, I suppose every little bit helps."
  • After getting money from other players: "Now, just pay up without making any fuss, OK? …Oh dear, I'm afraid I sound a bit like a thief."
  • To player: "Congratulations, (player's name)! I look forward to seeing how you invest it."
  • To player: "I don't suppose you could hurry up and pass the die, could you? I'm anxious to make a move."
  • To player: "Oh, do hurry up! …Erm, I mean, in your own time, of course."
  • To player: "I think that was very wise. It was only a matter of time before you had people muscling in otherwise."
  • To player: "Hey! I was thinking of going there! I suppose this is what it means to have luck on your side."
  • To player: "I'm on fire now! It won't be long before I steal first place, just you watch me!"
  • To player: "I'm now far away from first place now. It won't be long before I make it, you'll see."
  • To player: "It looks like we're going to have some fun together, (player's name). You certainly seem to know what you're doing!"
  • To player: "Are you counting on me here? It's not that I mind or anything, but it does get a little complicated."
  • To player: "Very nice, (player's name)! I like to play stocks by myself."
  • To player: "I can see this is going to be an interesting game, (player's name). Let's have some fun, shall we?"
  • To player: "How very irritating of you, (player's name)! Didn't I ask you to leave that place for me?"
  • To first place: "Well! Still taking money, I see, despite being in first place!"
  • To player while in first place: "Sorry, but I can't possibly stand by and let you muscle in on first place, (player's name)."
  • After buying out a shop: "Sorry, but I've decided I want this shop for myself. You'll just have to relinquish control."
  • After buying someone out: "Even if everyone is willing to let this happen, I won't just stand by and let one person take over!"
  • After buying someone out: "I won't let it end like this. Stand by and watch my Pink Typhoon whirl!"
  • After getting bought out: "Outrageous! I suppose you're pleased with yourself, (player's name). I won't forget this!"
  • After getting bought out: "Hmph! I half expected that something like this might happen, but I didn't think you'd be antagonist, (player's name)."
  • "Excuse me! I put a lot of time and effort into that tax office. You can't just come and swipe it by flashing your cash about!"
  • "That's just too much! I never thought you would get your hands on my checkpoint, (player's name)."
  • "You wanted shops that badly, (player's name)? Didn't your mother tell you it's wrong to steal?"
  • After player resumes a quick-saved game: "You certainly kept us waiting, (player's name). Come on, let's hurry up and pick up where we left off."
  • To male player: "Chin up, (Player's name). It's not over yet!"
  • To male player: "I'm thrilled to have the opportunity to go up against you, (player's name). It's so exciting to finally find a decent opponent."
    • Angelo's response: "Well, well! A man who gets Jessica hot under the collar... This will be interesting."
  • To male player: "Even though things are going well for you, you don't seem to be at all arrogant, (player's name). It makes me like you all the more. I wish you every success."
    • Angelo's response: "...Is that a roundabout way of saying that you don't like me, Jessica?"
  • To player: "Good luck, (player's name). You mustn't dawdle otherwise you'll be left behind."
    • Toad's response: "That's good advice, Jessica. Come on, (player's name). Let's get moving!"
  • "Now that's what you call playing the stock market! Just look at it!"
    • Toad's response: "Oh! Maybe one day I'll have the courage to try that..."
  • "He he. Looks like it's time for me to pull out all the stops to district you now, (player's name)!"
    • Toad's response: "Oh no! Now I have to stop both (player's name) and Jessica..."
  • To Yangus: "Hmph! That's not fair! Why should (player's name) be able to make that much money?"
    • Yangus' response: "Blimey! Take it easy! You look like a snarlin' dog, Jessica!"
  • To Yangus: "I won't let anyone else win without a fight. I'll put a stop to this, you'll see!"
    • Yangus' response: "Blimey, (player's name), leg it! She's got it in for ya now!"
  • To player: "You must put your finger out, (player's name)! You're not going to let yourself be beaten by a mere child, are you?"
    • Yangus' response: "Oi! 'Ow come Im the one gettin' it in the ear when 'e's the one losin'?"
  • After player resumes a quick-saved game: "Welcome back, (player's name). Let's pick up where we left off!"
  • Opponents like Bowser Jr. close to victory: "We've got to do something! Anything! …Oh, I can't think!"
  • Near bankrupt: "It's not over yet. I can still do this! I can't possibly allow myself to declare bankruptcy."
  • Near bankrupt: "I can't believe it's going to end like this and there's nothing I can do. This just terrible!"
  • Near bankrupt: "I can't believe I'm in such a perilous state! How could I have let this happen?"
  • After reaching net worth needed to win: "That's it! Perfect! Now I just need to hurry back to the bank and secure my victory."
  • Approaching victory: "Victory will be mine! Time for me to hurry on back to the bank."
  • After player approaches victory: "Hmph! I've been too careless. Now (player's name) is about to steal victory."
  • After player approaches victory: "Pull yourselves together, everyone! If we're not careful, (player's name) is going to steal victory!"
  • "Good grief! How did you suddenly come so far, (player's name)?"
  • "Phew! That takes the pressure off a little. Now I just have to seize my chance to pass up."
  • "Oh, (player's name)… I don't want the thought of that goodbye."
  • "Hm? Hmmm? Pah! I was sure I couldn't lose there."
  • "We came to know each other, (player's name). I don't want this to end so soon."
  • Going Bankrupt: "No! This can't be the end. I can't bear it!"
  • Going Bankrupt: "Forgive me Alistair. I tried to follow my heart, but it led me astray."
  • Yangus is about to win: "Somehow, the thought of that little guy winning just doesn't sit well with me...."