List of Donkey Kong Country (television series) quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the television show Donkey Kong Country, listed in alphabetical order.

General Klump

Bad Hair Day

• "Kritters! The Klaptrap weapons at the ready!"
• "Not me, you idiots! At Cranky"s cabin!"
• "Follow me! We"re, um, moving in. Hip, hop, hip, hop!"
• "No mercy! This is my finest hour."
• "But he eliminated, exterminated and yes annihilated your entire army! He's invincible!"
• "Yes?"
• "Uh, a curse?"
• "But... uh... who'll... uh... cut his hair?
• "Would too! If it hit me in the head."
• "This is your finest hour!"
• "You heard him, troops. Attach head!"
• "UH, AHEM!"
• "Uh, AHEM, AHEM?"
• "There's, uh, there's been a setback with your plan. My sources tell me that Cranky's cooked up an antidote to the voodoo curse."
• "FIRE!"

Ape Foo Young

• "Look."
• "Umm... String, him, up!"
• "Who"s he?"
• "WHAT THE... Who are you calling a newt?
• "Umm, uhh, none of our sources have seen or heard of him before."
• "Hip, hup, hip, hup! What you got?"
• "Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup."
• "Hip, hup, hip... Ow! WHAT THE... The prisoner's loose! AFTER HIM!"
• "Surrender. You have no way out."
• "CHAAARGE!"
• "Where'd he go?"
• "Seize him."
• "Nice to be winners for once, huh?"
• "Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, what you got? Squat! Company, make like you barrel. The art of camouflage, the element of surprise. Hello! Anybody home?"
• "You know exactly what I want. Umm... oh yeah! surrender the coconut! And we"ll call off the siege."
• "We"re under attack! Ready, aim, fire!"
• "Ready, squash 'em, and...
• "Where'd they go?
• "Oh, RETREAT!
• "Stiff upper lip, Your Majesty. We"ll get 'em next time."
• "Huh? Your Majesty? ♪Your Majesty?♪ Where'd you go?

Booty and the Beast

• "Um, no. This is a very unconventional way to invade enemy territory. A way that's sure to cause me pain, Your Majesty!"
• "Yes, sir. Eep!"
• "I GOT IT, I GOT, IT! I GOT THE COCONUT! I GOT IT!"
• "I GOT IT!"
• "Get me out of here!"
• "Donkey Kong!" (along with K. Rool)
• "Yes, uh, um..."
• "Good diversionary tactic, Your Majesty!"
• "The enemy"s closing in!"
• "I'M TRYING, but we're at maximum speed!"
• "WE SURRENDER!"
• "HEY, SOLDIER? LOOK OUT!"
• "B-b-but Your Majesty, we were cornered! YIKES, DONKEY KONG!"
• "Uh, ♪BYE-BYE!♪"

Barrel, Barrel... Who's Got the Barrel

• "Beg your pardon, Your Majesty."
• "Oh well, our troops haven"t yet seized it... but... um..."
• "But, my spies tell me that the Crystal Coconut is missing."
• "My spies are never wrong. It was last spotted at 0100 hours and launched into orbit by a rocket barrel. Destination and mission unknown."
• "WELL, AYE-AYE, SIR."
• "Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup. Kritters, halt."
• "The Crystal Coconut."
• "Fibber. It exited the factory in barrel 007, then launched into orbit by rocket barrel at 0100 hours. What was its trajectory plan?"
• "Suit yourself. Kritters!"
• "007! Hand it over! Hmm... Barrel 007, special delivery to Funky's Flights. Care of Funky Kong, The beach. All right, soldiers, prepare to hit the beach. Company, forward march. Hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup, hip, hup...
• "HALT! Hand over the coconut."
• "Kritters, ready, aim..."
• "I won"t have to say Fire!
• "WHAT THE... stop, you moronic, robotic lizards!"
• "STOOOOOOOOP!"
• "When I said fire, I didn"t mean fire!"
• "Oh, I give up! What"s the use? Soon, King K. Rool will have his Barrel Supersonic Satellite and I'll be nothing but a rest home reptile."
• "THE BARREL!"
• "Oh, dear. What do I do now? I promised His Majesty I"d bring back the coconut. My career's almost over as it is. I know, I'll blame it on the Kritters. How could you simple-minded salamanders desert me in my finest hour?"
• "Oh, stop your whining. You're going to take the heat and that's that. Forward march. GRIPE, two, three, four. SULK, two, three, four. MOPE, two, three, four. GRIPE, two, three, four."
• "Well... uh... sir... Your High and Mightiness! What I"m trying to say is that the troops deserted me and left me in a precarious situation in the jaws of the enemy, the legendary Eddie the Mean Old Yeti!"
• "Oh, dear! This is going to look really, really bad on my resume!
• "Well, as I was explaining, the Crystal Coconut is inside the barrel."
• "They're making off with the coconut!"
• "Yipes!"
• "What happened? It's a very pretty effect. I guess you'll be needing my services after all."

Kong for a Day

• "Why are you consorting with the enemy?"
• "SURPRISE ATTACK? WHY DIDN'T I KNOW ABOUT THIS?"
• "You?"
• "A banana peel?"
• "Who? Who's that?"
• "He's asleep. Now for the final phase of Operation Crush Kong. Kritters! No holds barred. Do as much damage as physically possible. Ready?"
• "Fire."
• "And now for the incriminating evidence. All fingers will point to Donkey Kong. Mission accomplished. Kritters, ready! March!"
• "Hip, hip, hip, hup. Whatcha got, hip, hup."
• "Thanks to our military expertise!"
• "Uh... I mean thanks to your plan."
• "But why the barrelworks? Why not go for the coconut right away?"
• "This is a raid!"
• "Forget your mommy, you nitwit! Ready, aim, fire!"
• "How"s that for a barrel of laughs?"
• "Ha ha! Look who"s here to save the day. It"s the half pint ape. Open fire!"
• "Donkey Kong?"
• "Easy there, big fella!"
• "RUN FOR YOU LIFE! EACH LIZARD FOR HIMSELF!"

Raiders of the Lost Banana

• "Hey! That's gross insubordination!"
• "Lardo!"
• "He's going to trust that double crossing dodo bird?"
• "Count on him?"
• "Oh, the humiliation, the dishonour. I'm nothing but a bird watcher! Kritters, march. Hip, hup, Hip, hup, hip, hup..."
• "Um... tactical error. I lost them."
• "Well, you lost the coconut, bird brain!"
• "Did too, chicken lips!"
• "Too!"
• "Too!"
• "This will score a whole lot of points for me with King K. Rool."
• "I know, I"m fired. But, I ran my own recon mission. I thought you"d like to know, Donkey Kong has in his possession The Golden Banana of Inka Dinka Doo."
• "Yes, your mightiness."
• "Um... The juggle?"
• "Yes, sir"
• "Well, well, well! The Golden Banana of Inka Dinka Doo. This will be my greatest campaign yet."
• "Yes, your majesty!"
• "Uh... Yes sir. KRITTERS, ATTACK!"
• "Uh... Kritters?"
• "Bye-bye!"
• "Bye-bye you lovebirds!"
• "Yes, your majesty?"
• "GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
• "GET OUT OF MY WAY!"

Green Kroc

Booty and the Beast

• "Plunder, pillage, sack and loot. We stole a coconut from that Cranky old coot." (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)
• "We'll keelhaul them!"
• "Plunder, pillage, sack and loot. DK fitted for a sharkskin suit." (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)

Legend of the Crystal Coconut

• "That's why we's the scourge of the seven seas! We be pure scum!"
• "STEAL BOOTY." (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)
• "Hand over my captain's treasure!"
• "AFTER HIM!"
• "Stop, you little half-wit dog!"

Ape-Nesia

• "If we digs any deeper, we'll sink the island."
• "Why does we bury the treasure, Kaptain?"
• "But if we just be digging it up again..."
• "But I'm your first..."
• "Huh, gift-wrap it?"
• "Maybe we should get him to dig the holes before we get rid of him."

The Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights

• "Aye, and what better gift to steal than the one ye be wantin' most! Eh, captain?"
• "STEAL BOOTY." (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)
• "PIRATES ARE PURE SCUM." (along with Skurvy and Kutlass)
• "Skurvy didn't say nothin' about booty on the beach."
• "ARGH! That we be!" (along with Kutlass)
• "Fight to the death?" (along with Kutlass)

Kritters

Kong for a Day

• "Fat Chance."
• "Donkey Kong!" (along with Candy and Bluster)

Kutlass

Booty and the Beast

• "Hand over the coconut, or we'll chop ya to bits!"
• "No sudden moves or I'll whip ya, matey!"
• "Plunder, pillage, sack and loot. We stole a coconut from that Cranky old coot." (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
• "We"ll deep-six 'em!"
• " Pillage, plunder, sack and steal. Down to the hold goes the shark's next meal." (along with Skurvy)
• "Plunder, pillage, sack and loot. DK fitted for a sharkskin suit." (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
• "Stand still and I'll back ya!"
• "Stop running, and I'll run you through!"

Legend of the Crystal Coconut

• "But the pirates don't have honor."
• "STEAL BOOTY." (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
• "Avast ye!"
• "Who is the goofus doofus now, mate?"
• "STOP! HANG ON! DON'T GO!"

Ape-Nesia

• "Aye. Are you sure we buried our treasure here, Kaptain Skurvy, sir?"
• "According to section 3, paragraph 4 of the Pirate Handbook, 'Any and all treasure acquired by ill-gotten means shall and will be systematically buried,' sir."
• "You're Donkey... KROC!"
• "Section 6, Paragraph 4, Kaptain Skurvy, sir."
• "Gift-wrap it?"
• "Easy for you to say, you just hold the map, you don't have to dig."

The Kongo Bongo Festival of Lights

• "STEAL BOOTY." (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
• "PIRATES ARE PURE SCUM." (along with Skurvy and Green Kroc)
• "Looks like we be all done!"
• "You think we should take it?"
• "ARGH! That we be!" (along with Green Kroc)
• "Fight to the death?" (along with Green Kroc)