List of Mario Super Sluggers quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game Mario Super Sluggers; the quotes are listed by character.

Baby Luigi

• "Goo goo! Whaaaaaaa!"
• "Boogle goo! Grabble gibble wa wa!"
• "Waaaaa! Goobity bloo!"
• "GOO!"
• "Baby Luigi!"

Baby Mario

• "Goo goooo! Ka-hee!"

Boo

• "Finally! I've waited so long my feet have frozen!"
• "You say I don't have feet?"
• "..."
• "Laugh already! Having no sense of humor's gonna get you punished!"
• "Booooo! Bowser's minions, it's punishment time! Hoo hoo hoo!"

Boomerang Bro

• "Ha ha ha! You're just now noticing?"
• "This ballpark is under the control of Bowser's minions!"
• "What's wrong with you dodos? You WANT to get hit with my boomerang?"
• "Well, all right! Don't say I didn't warn you!"
• "Drafty diapers! How did you nobodies beat me?!"
• "Doesn't matter, I went in and fiddled with the electrical circuits."
• "I see a plumber with you guys, but not an electrician! Har har!"

Bowser Jr.

• "Buttered broccoli! I can't believe I lost!"
• "I raised that bridge so Mr. Whiny Britches would be stuck all alone."

Blue Dry Bones

• "Clackety clack! Clack clack clacky clacky clark clurk clank clank clank clink! (Stop.)"
• "Clackety. Clk clk clk... (This park is now the dominion of Bowser's minions! Ha ha ha...)"
• "Clacker clack... (We won't give it up without a fight...)"
• "Clackey clunk... (Defeat...stinks...)"

Blue Noki

• "Yeee-ikes! Boy, did you ever put a scare into little ol' me!"
• "There was a huge crash just a second ago, so I decided to lay low until the danger passed."
• "What? Bowser Jr.? Here? On the island? Trying to take over? With minions? ...Well, crud!"
• "So you're recruiting baseball teammates to take him down, eh?"
• "Well, maybe I should test you first! ...You know. Just *in case.*
• "If you can pass my test. I'll help you out!"
• "Oh, wow. You're a total pro. I'd love to join your team!"
• "Let's go stomp that Bowser Jr.! I know you can do it!"
• "In that case, consider me interested! But first you have to prove yourself."
• "Well done! I'd be happy to join up with you!"
• "Um...say. Can I ask you for a favor?"
• "There's a baby crying out on the pier. Do you think you can help him?"
• "His crying is drowning out the relaxing ocean surf, and I'm starting to get stressed out."

Blue Pianta

• "Aw, blessed sunshine! You've come to free me!"
• "Bowser Jr. done locked me in here! Can one'a you get the key and lemme out?"
• "Hu-yuh! Garsh, thanks a million, pal!"
• "I'm Blue Pianta, and this is muh shop."
• "You can buy items and such here. They'll help ya in Baseball games!"
• "Hey! Howzabout lettin' me join your team? Since I owe ya for the rescue and all."

Blue Yoshi

• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I've been waiting for you guys!)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Bowser Jr. got Wiggler all upset, and now he's on a rampage!)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (You should be able to switch the rails and get Wiggler down, but..."
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Green Magikoopa changed the password on the controller.)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I don't have a clue what to do. I'm hoping you'll know.)"
• "What's the maximum number of stars the Star Gauge can hold?"
• "What's the total number of playes on both teams in a baseball game?"
• "On Wiggler's head is...1.A hat 2.A flower 3.A teakettle"
• "How many gondolas are on the Ferris Wheel?"
• "How many tentacles does Blooper have?"
• "Yoshi! (Fantastic! Thanks! The rails have been switched back!)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Now we just have to wait for Wiggler to come down!)"
• "Yooooooshiiiiii! (I'm going with you! Let's teach these guys a thing or two!)"

Dark Bones

• Clack Clack. (Calling in backup? That's not very fair.)
• "Clackety clack. (You're not getting past me. I will stop you.)
• "Clack...clack...clunk. (I've... been... beaten.)

Dry Bones

• "Clackety clack...(Must get diamonds... BASEBALL diamonds!)"
• "Clack? Clunck... (I...lost...)"

Fire Bro

• "Stuff it, surfer boy! I know you're looking for the stone tablet! You'll never get it!"
• "Aw toothaches! Where did you come from? You looking for the stone tablet, too?"
• "I will never give up the stone tablet! Do you hear me?! Never!"
• "Man! You're really tough! Why didn't you just say so and save me all this hassle?"
• "Listen up! Don't search the statue behind me! There's no stone table anywhere around it!"

Green Noki

• "Great jumpin' starfish! You scared the salt water out of me!"
• "I'm hiding from Bowser Jr.! Don't scare me like that! ...And don't tell him where I am!"
• "...Wha? Really? You want me to join you?"
• "I dunno... Maybe if you had some other Nokis with you..."
• "Sweet stinky tide pools! Blue Noki is with you!"

Green Toad

• "GYAWAAAAH! D-d-don't eat me, please! Huh?"
• "Seriously?! You're going to take on Bowser's minions? ...That's CRAZY TALK!"
• "This seems like a riskly plan. I have to make sure you can really pull it off."
• "Whew! Boy, was I ever wrong to doubt you! Count me in!"

Hammer Bro.

• "I'm going this way!"
• "Outta the way, bub! I wanna get this moved before Mario and his crew show."
• "Slug butter! Here comes trouble!"
• "Looks like it's up to me. I'm gonna stomp you chumps into last week!"
• "Worm germs! You... you weren't supposed to beat me..."
• "You won't get away with this!"

Lakitu

• "Strike!"
• "Out!"
• "Change!"
• "Bean ball!"
• "Walk!"
• "That's the game!"
• "Oh, cheese curds! We have to save him!"

Magikoopa

• "Hold it! Don't you dare touch this here lever!"
• "This here Koopa is in charge of watching over this here lever! ...See?!"
• "You're going to pull my beautiful...lever... I just knows it!"

Paragoomba

• "Charred chestnuts! You're gonna make me molt if you keep scaring me like that!"

Petey Piranha

• "GWARGH! HURGLE BURGLE PLBBBT!"
• "GLARGH TARGLE BARGLE!"
• "HARG! KURBLARGLE HARGLE PLLLBBTTT!"

Purple Toad

• "EEEEK! Somebody help me! EEEE... Huh? You're not Bowser Jr.!"
• "How's that? You're going to try and stop him? And you need my help?"
• "OK. Well. I have to make sure you're not just fooling around. So take my test!"
• Holy cow! You're really good! I can't wait to join your team!"

Red Magikoopa

• "Hold it, hold it! Stop riiiiight there."
• "Y'all think you can stop ol' Bowser, eh? Well, you're putting the cart before the horse, pal!"
• "Carts can't pull horses, see? And you can't fight Bowser 'cause I'm the way."
• "See. Bowser's a cart, and I'm me. Now the horse is riding... Wait, that's not it..."
• "Never mind! All that matters is that I, Red Magikoopa, am going to destroy you!"
• "Baloney burritos! How in the heck did I lose to twerps like you?"
• "Maybe the cart can pull the horse if the cart's motorized or something..."
• "This isn't over yet!"

Red Noki

• "Heya hi! I'm Red Noki!"
• "How's that again? You want me on your team? Oh, I don't know. I'm pretty shy..."
• "If there were some other Nokis with you..."
• "Oh, how nice! You have 2 Nokis on your team! Well then, count me in!"
• "The contents of this shell are a gift from all the Nokis!"
• "Enjoy!"

Red Yoshi

• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (NOOO! Don't eat me! Oh, I thought you were a Piranha Plant.)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (You're looking for Green Yoshi? He came by a while back.)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Bowser Jr.. eh? Well, in that case...)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Say, if you find a brush would you bring it to me?)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Bowser Jr. surprised me so bad I dropped it somewhere.)"

Shy Guy

• "THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT!"
• "IT'S HORRIBLE! HIDE THE CHILDREN! LOCK THE DOORS! BOLT THE WINDOWS!"
• "HURRY! HURRY! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND PURE. HUUUUUURRY!"
• "I was going to take a ride on the Ferris Wheel, but the Piranha Plant got in my way!"
• "You're like professional baseball players, right? Well, throw some balls at those things!"
• "Nice work! You got rid of all the Piranha Plants!"
• "Yoshi left us on our own and went off after Magikoopa."
• "If you're looking for Yoshi, take me with you! I want to play some ball!"

Toad

• "Bowser Jr.! He showed up and did that thing with the thing, and... Oh crab apples. Just come and see for yourself!"
• "Look! LOOOOOK! Bowser Jr. turned Princess Daisy into a statue! You gotta do something do something! You gotta stop Bowser Jr.! He went back there somewhere! Princess Peach and Toadsworth are back there too..."
• "I'm going to stay here and look after Princess Daisy! Toadette is somewhere near Toad Flower Garden. Talk to her for more details."
• To Hammer Bro.: "G-g-get out of here! Don't you dare lay a finger on Princess Daisy!"
• To Mario: "There you are! P-P-PLEASE!! You have to help!"
• After victory against Hammer Bro.: "Oh, thank you so much! Please take care of Princess Daisy! What?! You want to take this statue of Princess Daisy with you? NO WAY DUDE! NUH-UH! What if you drop it and she breaks into a kajillion pieces? HUH?"
• "Fountain? You need it to stop the flooding? Oh...Weeeeell... OK. But you gotta PROMISE not to drop her!"
• "I'm worried about all of you, so please take me along! I'll do my best to protect you! ...From back here."

Toadette

• "Please! You have to help us! Stop Bowser Jr. as soon as you can!"
• "You can get to the back of the garden from here, but..."
• "Hmmm... Toad Flower Garden has been rearranged! Can you fix the path, please?"
• "Thank you so much! Now you can see what's happening back there!"
• "Maybe we can fix the flooded fountain, too."
• "Please! Take me with you!"
• "I want to do my part to protect this island and all the ballparks Princess Peach built!"
• "You need me! I won't take no for an answer!"
• "Princess... I... This is difficult to say, but..."

Waluigi

• "Stop right there, rubes! What're you doing here?"
• "No way, lard lump! We're gonna settle this like men!...With baseball!"

Wario

• "A Treasure Chest! Outta the way! This one's mine!, I just turn here... and tweak here... aaaaaaand... whaaaaaaaa!"
• "What took you so long, losers?! I'm so hungry, I could eat five of you."
• "Nya! Something stinks and it ain't me! There are bad guy losers around somewhere."

Yellow Magikoopa

• "Hoo ha! That's far enough! This light house is off-limits!"
• "Hurr hurr...Have you come to light a candle and curse the darkness?"
• "There will be no cursing the darkness when I'm around, and we're out of candles."
• "Shut up! I'm the keeper of this light house and I can make candle jokes if I want to!"
• "Greasy goulash! I can't believe you bench warmers beat me."
• "Don't look at me like that! Save those guppy-dog eyes for some other loser!"
• "Early to bed and early to rise makes a man angry and hungry for pies!"
• "You haven't heard the last of me!"

Yellow Shy Guy

• "Hold it right there! You wanna know what's in this chest? Well, tough beans!"
• "I ain't saying! And I sure ain't telling you it's a brush!...Aw, nuts."
• "Forget this! You ain't getting my brush! I challenge you!"

Yoshi

• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Thanks a bundle, everyone!)"
• "Yoshiii! (I chased Magikoopa here and then got trapped by this manhole!)"
• "Yoooooshi Yoshi! (I think the ballpark is in danger.)"
• "YOSHI! (Work together to defeat Bowser Jr.? That's a great idea.)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (The manhole over there leads to the ballpark.)"
• "Yoshi Yooooshi! (My special move is a ground pound. It lets me use manholes.)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Yay! Time for me to take charge!)"
• "Yoshiiiiii Yoshi Yoshi! (Switch to me, stand on the manhole, and press .)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (I did it! That's my special move!)"
• "Yoshiiiiiii! (I can use it to find hidden teammates, too!)"
• "Yoshi! Yoshi! (Try it in all kinds of places!)"