List of Mario Party DS quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario Party DS. They are listed alphabetically by character.

Bowser

Story

• "Hey, chumps! I'm throwing a Big Bowser Bash to apologize for being such a big jerk."
• "So I've got a buffet of free grub laid out for all of you. Come 'n' get it!"
• "Bwahaha! You fell for one of my traps AGAIN? Now gimme that Sky Crystal!"
• "See my Minimizer here? Guess what it does! It shrinks you all down to size!"
• "Bwahaha! Your Sky Crystal is mine! Now all I need are the other four!"
• "Kamek, I'm done with these peewees. Give 'em the boot!"
• "Bwahaha! Welcome back, small fries! Want to party some more?"
• "Check out my pinball machine! No one's got better games than me!"
• "OK, kid! Let's see these insects try to survive! I'll squish their Superstar!"
• "Bwahaha! So you're the bug I get to squish, [character]?"
• "Then get ready for another shrinky serving from my Minimizer!"
• "HEY!"
• "You broke the Minimizer! NOOOO!!!"
• "Hey, this party ain't over yet! I've got an even-more-secret weapon!"
• "Behold, the Megamorph Belt! Let me give you a taste of its power!"
• "Aw, phooey! This stinks!"
• "NOOOO! Not my Sky Crystal!"
• "Bah! How could a bunch of pathetic peewees get all the Sky Crystals?!"
• "Gah! ...Gather the sky's crystals...to reveal an incredibly fun challenge..."
• "That's what the ol' legend is here at the castle."
• "And I was gonna find it all for myself! Until you clowns wrecked my plans!"
• "Uh, whazzat? You want me to play WITH you? Uh, what weirdos you are!"
• "I guess if you're gonna beg a big shot like me...how can I say no?"

Bowser's Block Party

• "OK, I got this great gadget for our final fight!"
• "Cower before the power of my new Megamorph Belt!"
• "There is nothing you can do."
• This is your last party, criminal!

Boards

• "It's time for you to plunge into the Bowser Zone!"
• "That's my most dreaded attack, the Zero Flame!"
• Final 5 Frenzy - "Bwahaha! It's time for the Final 5 Frenzy!"
  • "Let's see how you shrimps stack up! (giving out the current standings) Haw, haw! [character] is in last!?"
  • A tie for last place - "Huh? You're ALL evenly losing!? Then I'll CHOOSE who to pick on! I think I'll call out... [character]!"
    • "So you need a little help from the big guy, huh? Spin this wheel and see what kind of boost you get!"
  • Get 20 coins! - "Bwahaha! Looks like you need spending power! I'm gonna give you 20 coins. How's that for generosity? Bwahaha!"
  • Get 30 coins! - "Bwahaha! Looks like you need spending power! I'm gonna give you 30 coins. How's that for generosity? Bwahaha!"
  • Get 10 coins from others! "Bwahaha! Hey, you really need help! More than I wanna give you! So... All other players have to cough up 10 coins! I'm moved to tears! Now don't blow all your coins in one place! Bwahaha!"
  • Get 1 Star! - "Bwahaha! Aw, shucks! Here's 1 star as a present for you! Be grateful for that! Bwahaha!"
  • Stars for 5 coins! - "Bwahaha! Now everyone can get Stars for only 5 coins! I know how good it feels to get 'em the easy way! Bwahaha!"
  • Thwomp - "Bwahaha! Criminal chumps like you have no place in this party! Get out of here!"
• Bowser Event - "Bwahaha! You landed on a Bowser Space! Now it's my turn! How should I mess with you? What to do... I GOT IT!"
  • Gimme Coins! - "You gotta gimme coins! Stop your grumbling! Gimme 20 Coins!"
    • "Whuzzat? That's too steep? OK, I'll cut you some slack. How about you just gimme 10 Coins, then?"
    • "Bwahaha! Who doesn't love coins? Especially YOURS!"
  • Gimme Stars! - "You gotta gimme a Star! Don't grumble! Just gimme your Star!"
    • "Bwahaha! Isn't that just SUPER? I got myself a Star!"
  • Gimme Charity! - "You gotta gimme charity! Stop your grumbling! You gotta give 10 coins to each player! Don't like helping your friends?"
    • "There! Everyone best buddies now? Bwahaha!"
  • Gimme Equality! - "OK, EVERYONE gets hit by this one! You gotta gimme equality!"
    • "Today's your lucky day, (character)! I'm gonna divide up everyone's coins... No one's king of coinage when you're all the same, suckers!"
    • "Here we go! It's time to cough it up and gimme equality!"
    • "See, I treat you all equally. I've got no favorites!"
  • "See you suckers on a Bowser Space some other time!"

Bowser Jr.

• "Watch ME play, Dad! I'm the big pinball pro in these parts!"
• "You rascals need roughing up! And Bowser Jr. is glad to help!"
• "What's it going to be? Let's spin the wheel and find out!"
• "Yeah, if there's a tie...I'll place the piece wherever my DEVIOUS mind desires!"
• "Yeah, feel the frenzy!"

Donkey Kong

• "Ooo-ooo-ooh!"

Daisy

• "That's right!" (happy)
• "Owhhh..." (sad)
• "I'm the superstar!" (wins a minigame or board)

Hammer Bro

• "Here's my Hammer Bro drum solo! HA! My music's so MOVING!"
• "Take this, tiny!"

Kamek

• "Welcome! It's time to face my magic!"
• "Get a load of this spell. I call it Kamek Spell No. 8!"
• "Didn't I send you and your friends off to the middle of nowhere?! What a stubborn bunch you are! I guess I'll just show you your place again!"

Koopa Krag

• "Dagnabbit! I've been stuffed in this blasted book! Help me!"
• "Find that cantankerous Kamek! Whomp him good 'til he lets me out!"
• "Hack-hack! Pttooie! Wheeeeze! Gracious, that book was musty!"
• "Thank you kindly! Please take this doodad I found as thanks!"
• "Here, ride this magic book! Fly it all the way to that bully!"

Koopa Troopa

• "Good timing, little heroes! I have a big problem at hand!"
• "That nasty Kamek has trapped my granddad in this book!"
• "Granddad!"

Luigi

• "Oh yeah!" (happy)
• "No..." (sad)
• "I'm a superstar!" (wins a minigame or board)

Mario

• "Ya-ha!" (happy)
• "Oh no!" (sad)
• "I'm-a the super-star!" (wins a minigame or board)
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Here we go again!"

Monty Mole

• "Welcome to the Item Shop!"
• "Want to buy another item?"
• "Thank you!"
• "Oh, I'm terribly sorry."
• "I don't serve criminals."

Multiple Characters

• "Mario Party!" (title screen)

Musical Notes

• "Be still my beating heart, it's you! I'm the Musical Note B."
• "But... but... you don’t have enough coins!"
• "Congrats! Came careening here at last, chum? I'm the Musical Note C."
• "Crikey! You don’t have enough coins!"
• "I declare! Delightful to meet you! I'm the Musical Note D."
• "Dare I say it? You got diddily for coins!"
• "Eeeeee! Sorry, I'm a wee bit jumpy! I'm the Musical Note E!"
• "Egad! Not enough coins!"
• "Frankly, I'm far more fantastic than the others! I'm F, of course!"
• "Forget it, friend! First find more coins!"
• "Good gracious! I'm giddy you got here! I'm the Musical Note G!"
• "Goodness! You don't have enough coins!"
• "I'll trade you a Star for 5-30 coins."

Narrator

Story

• "The Mario crew's adventure begins late one night."
• "Five dazzling objects shoot across the sky and fall to earth. One falls near Mario!"
• "The next day, Mario tells the crew what he found. It's a Sky Crystal!"
• "Just then, there's one more surprise..."
• "Bowser's party invitation also gets into Donkey Kong's hands..."
• "DK races off to Bowser's Castle to get first crack at the snacks! Who can resist?"
• "Free eats can't be beat! The Mario crew also goes to the bash. Is it too good to be true?"
• "Of course!"
• "Shrunken down! Flung far away! It's a complete mess for the Mario crew!"
• "The miniheroes pick themselves up and look at the megaworld around them."
• "But there's no time for sightseeing! Not when there's work to be done!"
• "Our heroes must find the other Sky Crystals, beat Bowser, and return to normal!"
• "The entire Mario crew leaps into action! They all want to be the one who saves the day!"
• "Even the best of friends can be fierce rivals when it comes to being a heroic Superstar!"
• "And so our tiny heroes set out on their big adventure to bring down Bowser..."
• "At least the party of small fries can agree on one thing: they need to go to Bowser's Castle!"
• "But just as they start making their way through the big world..."
• "Everyone jumps at the chance to be the big hero!"
• "To beat such a large enemy, they'll need to gather Stars and use their power."
• "The person who gets the most Stars will be the Superstar."
• "And then the Superstar will take on the Piranha Plant with the power of the Stars"
• "Try to gather the most Stars to become the Superstar, Mario!"
• "Wiggler gives you a Sky Crystal!"
• "With one Sky Crystal in hand, the pint-sized pack sets out for the next challenge!"
• "The Mario crew makes tracks for Bowser's Castle. And just then..."
• "But only one hero can face Hammer Bro: the Superstar who gets the most Stars!"
• "Toadette gives you another Sky Crysal!"
• "Two down! But Bowser's Castle is still a long way off, especially for our tiny heroes!"
• "The Mario crew makes its way into a dense forest."
• "They see Diddy Kong, who's gotten lost on the way to Bowser's Castle."
• "Diddy is in a panic and won't settle down."
• "But then he manages to show [character] and friends what he's upset about."
• "Oh, foul deed! Donkey Kong has been turned to stone?! And Dry Bones is responsible?!"
• "Perhaps if our heroes defeat Dry Bones, DK will revert to his old self!"
• "Once again, they will settle it by seeing who can find the most Stars."
• "Want to be the Superstar and battle Dry Bones? Try your best, [character]!"
• "[character] and friends finally come within view of Bowser's Castle."
• "And our heroes are speeding toward it as fast as their little legs can carry them, when..."
• "And again they settle it by scouting for Stars. Who will be the Superstar?"
• "Four down! Yes, our heroes have found all of the remaining Sky Crystals."
• "But Bowser has one more. Hurry! The final showdown with the fiend awaits!"
• "The half-pint heroes have finally arrived in Bowser's lair!"
• "There's just one problem. In the rush to bash Bowser, they forgot how wee they are!"
• "Everything goes dark for our heroes! What's happening?!"
• "With the Minimizer broken, [character] and the rest of the crew return to normal size!"
• "Only the true Superstar can put Bowser in his place once and for all..."
• "Now that the Sky Crystals are together again, what secret will they reveal?"
• "You unlocked Triangle Twisters!"
• "And so our hearty band of partiers grew bigger than ever! The more, the merrier!"
• "From that day forward, [character] and the crew enjoyed the biggest parties around!"

Boss Battles

• "[character] is the Superstar!"
• "Using the power of the Stars, [character] stands up to fight [boss]!"
• "It's a tie for first place! I hope no one's disappointed..."
• "Let's pick [character] to represent the winners and accept the title of Superstar!"
• "Now Superstar [character] will take on [boss]!"
• "Oh, no! [character] couldn't beat the boss!"
• "Take on [boss] again?"
• "Try again? You're the only one who can do it! You must become the Superstar!"

• "Be careful with those bomb seeds! They're harmless when on the vines..."
• "But they'll explode after they fall, and the Piranha Plant will spit them at you!"
• "Press to catch them just before they hit you, [character]!"
• "Then when the Piranha Plant opens its mouth, press to drop them in!"
• "Good luck! Don't let that beast snack on you, [character]!"
• "Finaly our criminal is here."
• "I was waiting this moment for too long."
• "Criminals like you can easily be here."
• "But they never left this place."
• "I ate them, just like I'm gona do with you.

• "Fight back at Hammer Bro's drum solo with music notes of your own."
• "See how Hammer Bro beats the drums!"
• "Beat the same tune with your stylus."
• "If you match Hammer Bro's tune, you'll send his notes back at him!"
• "Beat him at his own game, [character]!"

• "Take down Dry Bones by summoning some powerful magic!"
• "Watch the upper screen carefully to learn the secrets of this magic."
• "You'll see the order in which you must ground-pound the magic switches."
• "If you do it correctly, you'll summon the magic symbols that will zap Dry Bones!"
• "Have courage, [character]! Don't go near Dry Bones or he'll crush you!"

• "Press to fire ink from your pen as you soar down the hallway!"
• "Now fly carefully and take the fight to Kamek, [character]!"

• "The only way to defeat him in this form is to attack his weak spot!"
• "And that weak spot is that golden Bowser Block!"
• "Watch where the Bowser Block is! Try to hit it with a punch or a kick!"
• "Believe in yourself, [character]! The crew is counting on you!"

Boards

• "Give those Dice Blocks a tap to see who goes first!"
• "Now let's party!"
• "Want to trade [20/5] coins for a Star?"
• "Who do you want to be your friend?"
• "You get coins to share! How friendly!"
• "And [character] is a friend in need of coins!"
• "Wow, what good friends you are, [character] and [character]!"
• "There's the first/next Star!"
• "Oh, no! You don't have enough coins for a Star."
• "You don't have enough coins to buy anything, so you can't go inside."
• "Sorry! You can't shop on the final turn."
• "Sorry, you can't pick up an item on the final turn."
• "That's the end of the match!"
• "A Duel Space! It's time for a fight!"
• "And here are the final results!"
• "What luck! The horn is going to blast you near the Musical Note!"
• "Who will succumb to the sweet strings?"
• "You turned on a metronome! A different Musical Note will now come into play!"
• "The three magic jars have moved! You can open each for 10 coins."
• "You got spat back to the start!"
• "The enchanted frame is calling for help!"
• "Want to take a shortcut over the tops of these books? It's only 3 coins!"
• "You don't have 3 coins, so you can't take the shortcut."
• "Tap the Spinner! See if you're a winner!"
• "Oh, no! You're in the Bowser Zone!"
• "It's time to take a chance on the Wheel of Wonder!"
• "Beat him at his own game!"
• "But never mind that! Let's get on with the fun!"
• "Oh, it's a Hidden Block!"
• "Go ahead and bash that block!"
• "OK, spin that wheel!"
• "So who got the most Stars?"
• "Slow your roll, [character]!"
• "You're the only player left on the board!"
• "Where did everyone else go?"
• "They all left!"
• "Nobody wants to party with a criminal."

Peach

• "Yes!" (happy)
• "Oh, no." (sad)
• "I'm a superstar!" (wins a minigame or board)

Piranha Plant

• "Grawr Charble Grawr! (Hey, what's cooking? YOU ARE!)"
• "Grawr Harhar Grawr! (Haw, haw! Can't stand the heat?)"
• "Grak Glub Grok... (Ack! I fouled that up!)"

Toad

• "Yay!" (happy)
• "Oh, no!" (sad)
• "I'm the superstar!" (wins a minigame or board)

Toadette

• "Hey, I see that you're small and all, but can I ask you a big favor?"
• "That dumb Hammer Bro is beating up my music instruments! Get rid of him!"
• "Thank you! Here's something for your troubles. It fell from the sky!"

Waluigi

• "Oh yeah!" (happy)
• "Waaah..." (sad)
• "I'm the superstar!" (wins a minigame or board)

Wario

• "(laughs)" (happy)
• "No!" (sad)
• "I'm the superstar!" (wins a minigame or board)

Wiggler

• "Hey, teensy-weensy party people! I see you're busy being small, but..."
• "I need help! That grouchy Piranha Plant is making a mess of my garden!"
• "Would one of you wee folk stop that brute? Pretty please?"
• "Oooh! Huge thanks from me to you! Please take this, [character]!"