List of Wrinkly Kong quotes

This is a list of quotes said by Wrinkly Kong.

Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest

Story intro (GBA version)

• "I thought we'd seen the last of that old rascal."

First meeting

• "Hello, dearies. I'm Mrs. Wrinkly Kong, headmistress here at Kong Kollege."
• "I'm available to teach courses on how to play this game, or you can just pop in when you want to save your little old game. Now then, how can I help you?" (SNES version)
• "I'm available to teach courses on how to play this game." (GBA version)
• "Use ↑ and ↓ on the between the options on my menu." (GBA version)
• "Now then, how can I help you?" (GBA version)

Entering Kong Kollege

• "Well! Just look at those sums those Kremlings have done. Disgraceful!"
• "Come on in and sit down, children. I'm sure all that running around has made you tired."
• "When you see Kaptain K. Rool, can you ask him if he has done his homework?"
• "Have you been to see my husband Cranky? He complains a little, but he does know everything about this island."
• "You're looking a little weary dear. Would you like to save your game?"
• "I hope you're better behaved than those reptiles. Why, I even caught one sharpening his sword in class yesterday!"
• "Hurry along! School is nearly finished! You need to study a little more if you're going to beat the Kremlings!"
• "Those nasty Kremlings must have all the tokens! Go and grab some and come back later."
• "Those naughty crocodiles! All they want to learn is how to fight and squash monkeys, Tsk!"

Advice

Gangplank Galleon

• "A gold coin with a bunch of bananas on it, collect these and spend them in the various Kong Family locations found throughout the island." (about Banana Coins)
• "Press the Button to swim. Pressing Up or Down on the directional keypad while swinging or floating will affect the speed that you sink or swim." (about swimming)
• "Jump on the target to finish the level. If you jump from a sufficient height, you will win the displayed prize." (about the End of Level Target)
• "Press and hold the button to power him up, then release it for his Supercharge. Use this to destroy enemies and break open hidden doors!" (about Rambi's Supercharge)
• "When you have both characters, press the button to team up. You can throw your partner to defeat enemies and reach inaccessible features. Press again to split up." (about Team Up)
• "Throw Krow's eggs back at him. He won't like it!" (about Krow)

Crocodile Cauldron

• "To make your snake buddy jump in mid air, walk off an edge and press the jump button as he falls." (about Rattly)
• "Press and hold the button when you are on the ropes and you will climb up and down them faster than normal." (about climb in ropes)
• "Collect all four of these on a level to earn an extra life!" (about KONG letters)
• "To create a web platform, press the button or either of the top and . Press the button again to stop the web and form a platform in the desired position." (about Squitter's web platforms)
• "For every bonus level complete, you will get one of these. Collect a lot and you can use then at Klubba's Kiosk." (about Kremkoins)
• "When you hit Kleever, quickly get across to the other side before he gets angry." (about Kleever)

Krem Quay

• "Jump in these to transform into the animal shown on the side of the barrel." (about Animal Barrels)
• "If you hold the jump button down while jumping on an enemy, you will bounce higher and further than normal." (about jumping on enemies)
• "There are three types. Red is worth 1 life, Green is worth 2 lives and the rare Blue balloon is worth 3 lives!" (about Extra Lives Balloons)
• "Press the button to power him up, then release it to access normally unreachable areas." (about Rattly's Superjump)
• "A very large coin with 'DK' on it, each level has one, cunningly hidden by Cranky. Collect these to increase your status as a video game hero." (about DK Coins)
• "When Kudgel lands, he'll shake the screen and immobilize you! Be careful!" (about Kudgel)

Krazy Kremland

• "Doors are hidden on the sides of walls and can be broken into by throwing objects at them or using your animal buddies." (about secret doors)
• "Press to roll off and edge, then press to jump as you fall. You can increase your jumping distance this way." (about the roll jump)
• "Destroy the small Zinger and his drones quickly, or they'll reappear after a while." (about King Zing)

Gloomy Gulch

• "Walls that look solid could contain secret passages that you can use to access hidden areas or shortcuts." (about secret passages)
• "Each level has between one and three of these. Complete all the bonuses on a level to gain 1%." (about Bonus Areas)
• "Jump on the different colored Mini-Neckys to gain the necessary objects to fight the ghost of Krow." (about Kreepy Krow)

K. Rool's Keep

• "Finding these aren't necessary but they will be useful if you can. Items become visible when you touch them." (about invisible items)
• "Press the button to power him up, then release it for his Superstab. Use this to break open hidden door!" (about Enguarde's Superstab)

The Flying Krock

• "All but one of my lessons are useful in your quest."
• "Make sure you have plenty of lives!!" (about Kaptain K. Rool)

Advice (GBA version)

• "You want a homework project, do you? You are good children. Well, I have the very thing."
• "Here, take this empty book. I want you to fill it with pictures of all the strange creatures you encounter."
• "How do you get the pictures? Well, it is simple. Just look out for any bad guys with a camera above their heads."
• "When you defeat them, you will be awarded a picture. I have heard there are also a few cameras lying around on the levels, just waiting to be picked up."
• "For each page you fill with pictures, I will give you one of these strange Hero Coins that my husband left lying around."
• "You haven't got enough pictures to fill a page yet. Come back when you have gained more pictures."

Not enough Banana Coins

• "My, that is a lot isn't it? Try to find some more tokens."
• "Oh dearie me! That's not quite enough, is it?"
• "Oh dear, I'm afraid you'll need a few more for that."
• "Education is not chap these days. I'm sure you'll find a few more tokens if you look!"
• "Those nasty Kremlings must have all the tokens! Go and grab some and come back later."
• "Sorry dear, but I've got to pay for a new blackboard."

Leaving Kong Kollege

• "Don't be a stranger now."
• "Try to make it to my next class."
• "Come back if you've got any problems now."
• "Goodbye, dearies."
• "Good luck, children."
• "Take care, dearies."
• "I'll be here if you need me."
• "Be careful now, Kongs."

Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble!

• "Hello there, it's me - Mrs. Wrinkly Kong!"
• "I've found life too hectic at school with all those naughty Kremlings pestering me all the time!"
• "If you need to save your game, Dixie, call here any time..."
• "...and I'll record your progress on my new vid-me-whatsit machine for you!"
• "I've found life too hectic at school with all those naughty Kremlings pestering me all the time! So I have decided to find my inner self"
• "It's so relaxing here. Although it still seems like something is missing. Perhaps you can help?"
• "Hello, Kongs, how can I help you today?"
• "If you bump into Cranky, tell him to stop wasting his money on Swanky's bonus games."
• "If you catch up with Cranky, tell him he still owes me my housekeeping money!"
• "Have you seen Cranky on your travels? He ate all of my fresh cookies!"
• "If you spot Cranky on your travels, tell him his dinner's gone cold."
• "Have you seen my glasses, Kongs? I put them down somewhere, but I can't remember where!"
• "Make sure you wipe your feet and wash your hands before saving your game, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs."
• "When crossing the jungle remember to look left, right, and then up for falling monkeys!"
• "What's that? You want to see the Lost World? Which channel is that on, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs?"
• "What's that? You want to see the Lost World? Can't help you, sorry."
• "It's good to have a visit from you, Kongs! All you ever see on television these days is repeats!"
• "Hurry up and save your game, Kongs, I'm late for my Bingo!"
• "Memblesh. Mammble Schwerble. Sorry, Kongs, I've just had my new teeth fitted."
• "How do you like my new hairdo, Kongs? I've just had a new banana rinse."
• "All these new fangled toys you play with these days. In my day we had a box and a stick... and we'd be happy!"
• "You're looking tired, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs - put your feet up and save your game."
• "It's looking cold out there today, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. I hope you've wrapped up warm."
• "What was that? You'd like to change your name? Oh, sorry! I misheard - you want to SAVE your game!"
• "What was that? Why don't I use my hearing aid? If I do that then the batteries will run down, silly!"
• "Do keep a lookout for any banana birds - they're ever such nice company."
• "Your banana birds are very well behaved, I don't hear a peep out of them."
• "I love this bird that you've found! It's an energetic little thing, isn't it?"
• "These birds are such good company, unlike my wretched husband Cranky."
• "Aren't you going to give your favorite relative a good-bye kiss?"
• "Don't worry Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, I'm always ready to help! Just try not to bother me when I'm exercising!"
• "Don't worry Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, I'm always ready to help! Just try not to bother me when I'm meditating!"
• "All you ever seem to do in these games is shoot this or jump on that. Why don't they make games about knitting?"
• "I'm glad Cranky doesn't know about this new console. If he did, I'd never be able to get him off it!"
• "Ssshhhhh, Dixie! I'm on my last life, and you're breaking my concentration!"
• "Can you help, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs? I can't get off this level - and I've been playing it for weeks!"
• "Bye-bye, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs. Try to find some of those nice banana birds!"
• "So, you've defeated K.Rool have you? I'm very proud of you - that's very nice!"
• "You know, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, since you've been away, I think these bird are beginning to get a little restless. Is there by any chance you can find out where they want to go? If you need help exploring, try asking Funky!"
• "My word, they seem very excited! It looks as if they want to take you for a ride!"
• "Go on, Dixie/Kiddy/Kongs, don't worry about your boat - I'll get Cranky to fetch it for you!"

Donkey Kong Land III

• "Why, if it isn't Donkey - or is it Funky? No, Diddy!"
• "Tea's ready - I'll save your game while you drink it."
• "Keep an eye out for those Kremlings."

Donkey Kong 64

First meeting

• "Don't be afraid, young ones. It's only me, Wrinkly Kong."
• "My body may have passed away since DKC3, but I'm here in spirit to help you defeat those naughty crocodiles."
• "I can use my supernatural powers to reveal to you and your friends where that rogue K. Rool has hidden some of your precious Golden Bananas."
• "You can come and see me wherever you see my face."
• "Don't be shy now, dearies."

Jungle Japes

• "Get DK's coconut shooter from Funky's Store and use it to hit the coconut switches." (Yellow door)
• "Shoot the switch over the giant mine cart to make the path complete in Diddy's mine area." (Red door)
• "Use Diddy to open the gate to Lanky's cave. Once inside, slam the stumps and shoot the Zingers!" (Blue door)
• "Go and see Cranky, or Tiny will find herself unable to fit intro the tree stump." (Purple door)
• "X marks the spot for Chunky and gives him a chance to use his weight." (Green door)

Angry Aztec

• "Free the llama by completing Donkey's blast barrel course." (Yellow door)
• "Bash the gongs with Diddy's chimpy charge to reveal hidden surprises." (Red door)
• "Match the sounds with Lanky in the back of the Llama's Temple." (Blue door)
• "Small is best for Tiny when she plays her tune near the four gongs." (Purple door)
• "Match the symbols and put the jugs on the podiums with Chunky near the start." (Green door)

Frantic Factory

• "Donkey must climb up to the top floor if you want to bring the factory to life." (Yellow door)
• "Cranky's Simian Spring will Diddy to leap to the top of the ABC blocks." (Red door)
• "Lanky's OrangStand will get Chunky standing back on solid ground." (Blue door)
• "Cranky can help Tiny beat the giant springy box." (Purple door)
• "Test the strength of K. Rool gates with Chunky's Primate Punch." (Green door)

Gloomy Galleon

• "After releasing the seal, you'll find him waiting for DK over by Candy." (Yellow door)
• "When the ship comes in, climb aboard with Diddy and fire the cannon!" (Red door)
• "Jump through the star with Enguarde and the treasure trove opens!" (Blue door)
• "Dive down to the submarine near Funky and see if Tiny can find a way inside." (Purple door)
• "Chunky doesn't need a key to open the chest bellow Cranky's Lab." (Green door)

Fungi Forest

• "21132 is a number that DK might find useful." (Yellow door)
• "Take an aerial trip to the top of the giant mushroom with Diddy." (Red door)
• "The banana colors will give Lanky a clue in one of his rooms at the top of the giant mushroom." (Blue door)
• "Tiny will need Chunky's help to enter the barn after dark." (Purple door)
• "Don't throw a coin in the well - throw Chunky in instead!" (Green door)

Crystal Caves

• "Match the pictures with DK in his cabin near Candy." (Yellow door)
• "If Diddy can fly through the star, the ways in will be revealed." (Red door)
• "Float to the top of ice castle for a rematch with the sliding beetle." (Blue door)
• "Tiny will need the Monkeyport before she can get the banana under the igloo." (Purple door)
• "Chunky will have a smashing time with the ice walls." (Green door)

Creepy Castle

• "Pull the levers bottom left, top right, and top left in reverse order to open the way for DK." (Yellow door)
• "Exorcise the ballroom, then light the candles with Diddy." (Red door)
• "Lanky will need Funky's last upgrade before he enters the top tower." (Blue door)
• "Get Tiny inside the ballroom then Monkeyport into the museum." (Purple door)
• "If all else fails, get Chunky to punch it." (Green door)