Aharrr matey! Welcome aboard Kaptain Skurvy's user page!
| The Kap'n | |
 Arr, look at me! I'm doing the Booty Boogie! | |
| Gender | Male |
| Favorite Mario character | Kaptain Skurvy |
- “I truly now believe that no matter who you are, whether it'd be Diddy Kong, Lanky Kong, or even, yes, Donkey Kong Junior II, if you're a Kong, you're family.”
- —Carlito, EVERY SINGLE KONG (This quote honestly brings a tear to my eye)
Aharr there matey! Welcome aboard to me user page! Pirate talk aside, the user name's Kaptain Skurvy, or as you may originally know me as Starluxe.
So here's a bit about me. I've been a Mario fan for a long time now. Can't exactly remember the first Mario game I played...but I do remember seeing an old Donkey Kong machine when I was very young. Never played it, was too short, but...that memory of me in that arcade has always stuck. I couldn't find that arcade until very recently, actually. I joined this wiki in 2024, I actually used...Fandom...before...but, let's just say...Fandom...kinda sucks. Really sucks. I'm glad I decided to use this wiki instead, everything feels more professional here. I mainly specialised Donkey Kong stuff, hence my name being a Donkey Kong character, however, I am focusing an other stuff such as the Nintendo Switch 2 and weird old Mario games on the "list of games" that currently don't have an article.
If you're wondering why my signature uses a Kannon instead of Skurvy is because Kannons look close enough to Skurvy, and I want create an 8-bit pixel art sprite of Skurvy, but I really can't be asked, especially with my god-awful art skills.
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Images I Looted While Sailing The Seven Seas
You cannot look at me dead in the eyes and say this pic doesn't go hard
But this goes even harder
I have just one query
WHAT? NO! HOW COULD YOU FOOL ME LIKE THAT?!
Serious scientific question here; What do you actually think this is?
*Insert Spongebob "I don't need it, I don't need it!" scene here*
I don't care what anyone says, I love Mario Kart 9 DK and nobody can take my love for him away
This crazy kong is a crazy kong!
Green Mario does exist after all
hehehehehe
Yeah...no...y-yeah...mmhmm...
Pink Donkey Kong Jr. grew up
RIP Mario's helicopter
Wild
"Skurvy didn't say nothin' about booty on the beach?"
"You think we should take it?"
May as well add him to the bunch too
I want to wear this like in real life
My Stash Of Characters That I Either Love Or Just Find Really Funny/Amusing For No Real Reason
I mean...duh...
Not on my family-friendly Minecraft YouTube gaming channel!
You can't act like this ain't cool
Random gnome guy
My main
I don't care if he's "just a Goomba," I love Goombos, alright?!
One of these kids is called "Yeah"...just..."Yeah."
I mean...he had a year designated for him. You gotta respect that.
Huh
My Stash Of Characters That I Hate And The Thought Of Them Actually Just Makes Me Wanna Punch A Hole In My Wall And Cry
I hate him. I hate the way he looks, I hate the way he talks, and I hate his stupid song, dear lord, I thought his presence in Booty and the Beast was bad...but they brought him back for To the Moon Baboon for no reason and literally does nothing for the plot? How stupid. Hate Jr. Klap Trap.
Nintendo will do anything but actually put Donkey Kong Junior in Mario Kart again
Games I've Played (Incomplete)
Arcade
Pretty good. This is one of the few here I've actually got to play at a real arcade, and the authentic experience of playing the game at an actual arcade makes it very enjoyable.
Not as good as the original. It's a lot tougher, though. Especially that last level, holy crap, dude.
I mean...it's okay? It definitely lacks the charm of the first two games. It barely feels like a Mario game.
Definitely not a favorite of mine. The controls are godawful.
Not as good as its NES counterpart, but still alright.
Found the NES game confusing, this is no different.
Fun bonus challenge for the NES game. Asides from that, it's basically just the NES game with some of the Lost Levels' stages mixed in. What else can I say? The original is good, and so is this.
Game & Watch
There's just too much going on in this game. Too hectic.
Nintendo Entertainment System
Overall, not a good port. It's missing a level, which is kind of a big deal for a game that had four levels. It's also missing a majority of the cutscenes.
A much better port when compared to Donkey Kong's NES port. It's still missing pretty much every cutscene, but at least it has every level this time.
An already "ehh" game's even more ehhhhhh port.
It's a math game...what else do you want me to say? At least it's better than...some other educational games...
Just as bad as the arcade game, worse, actually.
I do not like this game, and I do not consider it a Mario game.
It's alright, I s'pose. Confusin', though.
I'll admit the game isn't perfect, by all means, but it's still a fun time nonetheless.
I like this game. I see it get a lot of hate...for...well...not being a Mario game, but I still really like. It's my favorite out of the original three.
Overrated as hell in my opinion. I mean, it's a fine enough game, but it's not "the best game of all time," like some people say. Those people are just blinded by nostalgia and look past the issues.
Okay puzzle game. Not as good as Tetris, but still fun.
Just as confusing as Golf.
Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Great game. A big step up from Super Mario Bros. 3.
It's definitely dated. I hardly revisit this one.
Four Great Remakes™️
Four Great Remakes™️ + One Great Game™️
To Do List
Rule the seven seas! Aharr!- Give more articles to Donkey Kong Country (TV) and Donkey Kong Planet
- Get the Donkey Kong Country TV show article to feature status
- Actually find the true VA's for
Mr. Green Kroc Smarty BootsGreen Kroc and Baby Kong - Give an article to every game on the list of games
- Trim the coverage of Pinball (proposal required)
