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Skurvy
Kaptain Skurvy from Donkey Kong Country (television series)
Arr, look at me! I'm doing the Booty Boogie!
Gender Male
Favorite Mario character Kaptain Skurvy
“I truly now believe that no matter who you are, whether it'd be Diddy Kong, Lanky Kong, or even, yes, Donkey Kong Junior II, if you're a Kong, you're family.”
—Carlito, EVERY SINGLE KONG (This quote honestly brings a tear to my eye)

Aharr there matey! Welcome aboard to me user page! Pirate talk aside, the user name's Kaptain Skurvy, or as you may originally know me as Starluxe. The reason I chose Skurvy as the character as my username is due to me loving him and his crew. I also just love the Donkey Kong Country TV series as a whole. The show, along with the entire DK franchise are what I specialise on this wiki.

Me Treasure Chest Tower!

Kaptain Skurvy's Userbox Tower
The Welsh flag. This user is Welsh.
Kaptain Skurvy's artwork, as seen in the trading card series. This user wants Kaptain Skurvy to be the main villain in the next Donkey Kong game.
Artwork of Donkey Kong from Donkey Konga This user listens to video game music.
Artwork of a Talking Flower in Super Mario Bros. Wonder This user likes to talk. A lot.
Kaptain K. Rool sprite in Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest This user prefers the Kremlings over the Kongs.
Artwork of a Spike from Super Mario 3D World. This user's favourite Super Mario enemy is Spike.
Burger King logo (2020-present) This user proudly prefers Burger King over McDonald's.
A CSS icon for Banjo, from Diddy Kong Racing. This user loves the Banjo-Kazooie franchise.
A CSS icon for Conker, from Diddy Kong Racing. This user loves the Conker franchise.

Images I looted while sailing the seven seas!

  • You cannot look at me dead in the eyes and say this pic doesn't go hard

    You cannot look at me dead in the eyes and say this pic doesn't go hard

  • But this goes even harder

    But this goes even harder

  • I have just one query

    I have just one query

  • WHAT? NO! HOW COULD YOU FOOL ME LIKE THAT?!

    WHAT? NO! HOW COULD YOU FOOL ME LIKE THAT?!

  • Serious scientific question here; What do you actually think this is?

    Serious scientific question here; What do you actually think this is?

  • *Insert Spongebob "I don't need it, I don't need it!" scene here*

    *Insert Spongebob "I don't need it, I don't need it!" scene here*

  • I don't care what anyone says, I love Mario Kart 9 DK and nobody can take my love for him away

    I don't care what anyone says, I love Mario Kart 9 DK and nobody can take my love for him away

  • This crazy kong is a crazy kong!

    This crazy kong is a crazy kong!

  • Green Mario does exist after all

    Green Mario does exist after all

  • hehehehehe

    hehehehehe

  • Yeah...no...y-yeah...mmhmm...

    Yeah...no...y-yeah...mmhmm...

  • RIP Mario's helicopter

    RIP Mario's helicopter

  • Wild

    Wild

  • "Skurvy didn't say nothin' about booty on the beach?"

    "Skurvy didn't say nothin' about booty on the beach?"

  • "You think we should take it?"

    "You think we should take it?"

  • May as well add him to the bunch too

    May as well add him to the bunch too

Games I played! (incomplete)

Arcade

  • Pretty good. This is one of the few here I've actually got to play at a real arcade, and the authentic experience of playing the game at an actual arcade makes it very enjoyable.

    Pretty good. This is one of the few here I've actually got to play at a real arcade, and the authentic experience of playing the game at an actual arcade makes it very enjoyable.

  • Not as good as the original. It's a lot tougher, though. Especially that last level, holy crap, dude.

    Not as good as the original. It's a lot tougher, though. Especially that last level, holy crap, dude.

  • I mean...it's okay? It definitely lacks the charm of the first two games. It barely feels like a Mario game.

    I mean...it's okay? It definitely lacks the charm of the first two games. It barely feels like a Mario game.

  • Definitely not a favorite of mine. The controls are godawful.

    Definitely not a favorite of mine. The controls are godawful.

  • Not as good as its NES counterpart, but still alright.

    Not as good as its NES counterpart, but still alright.

  • Found the NES game confusing, this is no different.

    Found the NES game confusing, this is no different.

  • Fun bonus challenge for the NES game. Asides from that, it's basically just the NES game with some of the Lost Levels' stages mixed in. What else can I say? The original is good, and so is this.

    Fun bonus challenge for the NES game. Asides from that, it's basically just the NES game with some of the Lost Levels' stages mixed in. What else can I say? The original is good, and so is this.

Game & Watch

  • There's just too much going on in this game. Too hectic.

    There's just too much going on in this game. Too hectic.

Nintendo Entertainment System

  • Overall, not a good port. It's missing a level, which is kind of a big deal for a game that had four levels. It's also missing a majority of the cutscenes.

    Overall, not a good port. It's missing a level, which is kind of a big deal for a game that had four levels. It's also missing a majority of the cutscenes.

  • A much better port when compared to Donkey Kong's NES port. It's still missing pretty much every cutscene, but at least it has every level this time.

    A much better port when compared to Donkey Kong's NES port. It's still missing pretty much every cutscene, but at least it has every level this time.

  • An already "ehh" game's even more ehhhhhh port.

    An already "ehh" game's even more ehhhhhh port.

  • It's a math game...what else do you want me to say? At least it's better than...some other educational games...

    It's a math game...what else do you want me to say? At least it's better than...some other educational games...

  • Just as bad as the arcade game, worse, actually.

    Just as bad as the arcade game, worse, actually.

  • I do not like this game, and I do not consider it a Mario game.

    I do not like this game, and I do not consider it a Mario game.

  • It's alright, I s'pose. Confusin', though.

    It's alright, I s'pose. Confusin', though.

  • I'll admit the game isn't perfect, by all means, but it's still a fun time nonetheless.

    I'll admit the game isn't perfect, by all means, but it's still a fun time nonetheless.

  • I like this game. I see it get a lot of hate...for...well...not being a Mario game, but I still really like. It's my favorite out of the original three.

    I like this game. I see it get a lot of hate...for...well...not being a Mario game, but I still really like. It's my favorite out of the original three.

  • Overrated as hell in my opinion. I mean, it's a fine enough game, but it's not "the best game of all time," like some people say. Those people are just blinded by nostalgia and look past the issues.

    Overrated as hell in my opinion. I mean, it's a fine enough game, but it's not "the best game of all time," like some people say. Those people are just blinded by nostalgia and look past the issues.

Me special goals!

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