List of Mario Party 8 quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game Mario Party 8; they are listed alphabetically by character. Yoshi, Donkey Kong, Boo, Birdo, Dry Bones, Blooper, and Hammer Bro are not included in the lineup since they lack intelligible speech.

Big Top

• "Hello! Hola! Aloha! Ahoy!"
• "Calling all winners! Calling all losers! We've got a shake up coming!"
• "Weeeee! I'm feeling light-headed! Everyone! Hustle for bonus coins!"
• "My ears! Hurty-hurt! Too much talk! Not enough results!"
• "News flash!!! Incoming! Bonus Stars! Three kinds on the way!!!"
• "Ahem!! Something! Caught in throat! Hack! Hack! It's..."
• "Hold on!"
• "Whoop-whoop! Crown alert! (character) only needs 1 more!"

Bowser

• "Get ready for a reversal, ya crooks! Let's do the crime warp again! Bwahaha!" - in Bowser's Warped Orbit
• "Bah! You useless dolt! You call yourself a henchman? You're a STENCHMAN!" - to Blooper or Hammer Bro
• "Now go make mayhem!!"- the last phrase Bowser says when a player lands on a Bowser Space at Bowser's Warped Orbit
• "How would you like it if I used my fire breath on you?! You would get HOT!!!"
• "Bua ha ha ha! I'm here! With Bowser on the scene, you're a one-way trip to pain!" - in Shy Guy's Perplex Express
• "Bwahaha! Like my Warped Orbit? Then you'll LOVE this! I'm stealing one of your Stars!"
• "Bwahaha! Coming through! Someone order a cartful of stupid?" - when Bowser chases the players around the board in Bowser's Warped Orbit
• "Ya got DUMPED, chumps!!!!"
• "I'm the gift that keeps on giving! And I'll crash this party until I've crushed it once and for all!" - after Bowser moves the Star in DK's Treetop Temple
• "Welcome to my Bad-Breath Express! Now cough up a Star! Even hobos like you gotta pay up!"
• "What?! No Star?! Aw, fine then! I take pity on fools! I'll help ya."
• "Good to help out my Number One Fan! But don't bug me if ya lose. Number Two stinks!"

Captain Goomba

• "Yar! Reach me and get a Star! But that path's harder to walk than a lard-greased plank. Good luck!"
• "Scurvy dog! I suppose ye want one of my treasured stars! Fair enough, ye came a long way!"
• "But can ye impress me again? Back to the start with ye! Seagulls! Attack!"
• "Back again?! Yar! I admire your pluck! One more of these beauties for you!"
• "Captain Goomba welcomes ye! Well run, (character)!" - In Star Battle Arena.
• "Er, hold on. Hold everything. No 50 coins for me?"
• "Then no victory! Yar, 'tis the case. But I'll give ye as many coins as what you can roll up here!"
• "Now off with ye! Back to the start! And don't bother Captain Goomba unless you've got proper tribute!"
• "So have ye hauled in 50 coins? That's the going price for me most prized possession! Seems ye have..."

Captain Shy Guy

• “Ugh! My aching...everything! Oh-oh. Citizen watching. Must...save face! Must...be bold! HELLO CITIZEN! Captain Shy Guy is on the scene! I'm here to boldly take you to... Shy Guy's Space Buffet!"

Dolphins

• "Want to ride the Dolphin Shuttle? Travel (number) spaces for (number) coins right now!"
• "Here we go! Hang on!"
• "We've reached your stop! Good luck!"
• "Sorry! You need (number) coins to ride this Dolphin Shuttle."
• "Psst! Hey, you! I know of an ancient isle full of riches that outshine crusty Captain Goomba's. Hop on!"
• "And we're off!"
• "One thing I should mention... You're stepping onto sacred ground! Okay, have fun!"

Goomba idols

• "Wha--? Who's there? Who DARES disturb our slumber! The gods need their beauty sleep!"
• "Well, now that you're here, what should we do with you...? Ah, just take this and leave!"
• "Now we BANISH you!!! BEGONE!!!"

Holly Koopa

• "Yoo-hoo! I've got money to burn. Can I buy your (Candy)? I'll give you (number) coins! So, what do you say?"
• "Pardon me! I want Candy. And I'm exceedingly wealthy. Too bad you don't have any..."

King Boo

• "Right here, fools! Right under your noses! Now bring me my 10 coins!!"
• "Hehehe! You found me! Now, how about my 10 coins? Fork 'em over. I've got that Star right here..."
• "Will you trade 10 coins for my Star?"
• "Hehehe, here's your Star!"
• "Think you're so smart? You've taken a Star. But now I awaken...the bizarre!"
• "Bah! You don't have enough coins! King Boo says boo to you! And good-bye!!!"
• "Oh!? So be it!" - when the player chooses not to buy King Boo's Star
• "Horrifying! You got 2 Stars! I'll never live this down! I'll just slip away quietly..."

Koopa Troopas

• "Hey! I know a place in town where the streets are paved with gold! Hop in! I'll take you there!"

Luigi

• "Mario Party 8! Whee!"
• "Yeah! Luigi wins!"
• "We're the winners! Wahoo!"
• "Oh... Luigi win? I won!"
• "Come on, let's-a-go!"
• "Look out!"
• "Oh, boooo!"
• "Yes! Luigi won!"
• "I'm ready!" (Also says this in Mario Party 9)
• "Ow!" (Also says this in Mario Party 9)
• "Yeah! We all Superstar!"
• "Yes! I'm a Superstar!"
• "Oh, mamma mia!"
• "Ouch!"
• "No!"
• "Oh, yeah!"
• "No ho ho ho! (cries)"
• "AAAAAAHHH OOOWWW!!!"
• "Yes!"
• "Wowie wowie!"
• "Huh?"
• "Wah?"

Magikoopa

• "Let me use my magic to make this all a little more interesting!"
• "Magikoopa magic! Turn the train spastic! Make this ticket tragic!" - PAL version; "spastic" is replaced by "erratic" in later copies of the game

Mario

• "Mario Party 8!"
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Come on!"
• "Oh, no." (if he lost a battle on Star Battle Arena after another opponent won.)
• "Boo!"
• "Okey dokey!"
• "Yah-hah! I got a star!"
• "Yah-hah! I'm the winner!"
• "Hoo-hoo! Mario's the winner!"
• "Woo-hoo! We're the winners!"
• "I'm-a the Superstar!"
• "We the Superstars!"
• "I'm-a gonna win!"
• "Oh no, hohoho! (cries)"
• "Ow!"
• "Yahoo!"
• "Oh!"
• "AAAAHH HA HA HOWW!!!"
• "Wooooow!"
• "Wah-ha!"
• "Huh?"

MC Ballyhoo

• "Welcome to the Star Carnival!!"
• "Hungry Piranha Plants! Deep-rooted secrets! Paths that branch off to danger! You'll tangle with all that and more in DK's Treetop Temple!"
• "Treasure on the far isle! Pirates on the prowl! Blasting cannons! It's time to run the gauntlet in Goomba's Booty Boardwalk!"
• "One mischievous monarch! Two terrifying pitfalls! And a billion ways to go mad! You'll find it all behind that door! Deranging! Rearranging! It's King Boo's Haunted Hideaway!"
• "Who's at the wheel?! How long is this train?! Are you ahead...or behind?! Welcome aboard the Perplex Express! Where are we going? Insane! And at the speed of crazy!"
• "Crueler than pirates! Scarier than ghosts! Riskier than a runaway train! In Koopa's Tycoon Town, you'll play an unbelievably dangerous game! Real estate! Dominate the town!"
• "Beyond space! Beyond time! And beyond decency! We're in the blackest hole of all. Bowser's Warped Orbit! It's seriously sick and twisted!"
• "This is a Blue Space. Land on one to get a little pocket change. You'll get 3 coins."
• "This is a Red Space. Try not to land on one. You'll lose 3 coins!"
• "Now here's a big mystery! The Green Space! Land on one to unleash a special event!"
• "Here's a great spot to land on! The Lucky Space! It sends you down a secret path!"
• "Now this is a DK Space. Land on it and Donkey Kong will show up and do something good for you!"
• "But then all DK Spaces will turn into Bowser Spaces! Which is bad luck for the next one to stop on such spots! Bowser only brings misfortune!"
• "You're no sucker! Smart players don't rely on luck. They change their fate with Candy! Eat Candy before you hit your Dice Block to trigger one of many effects!"
• "Will you trade 20 coins for a star?"
• "Really?! You don't need a Star? Inconceivable! Imponderable! I hope you don't regret this..."
• "Too bad! You can't carry any more Stars! If only you weren't so successful all the time!" (if the player has 99 stars, impossible without hacking)
• "On to the race to the Star Space! Where can it be? I'm crazed with anticipation!"
• "Challenge Minigame for (character)!"
• "Well done, (character)! You clobbered that challenge! Now throw a dart!"
• "Too bad! You failed the challenge! So no dart toss for you, (character)!"
• "Take the challenge another time!"
• "YES! Hold the show! We've only got 5 turns left!"
• "Let's look at the standings!"
• "Now we head into the final five! Anything could happen! Especially since it's time for..."
• "Can losers become winners? Let's find out!"
• "Now let's give you all a run for your money!"
• "I'll plop coin bags onto red spaces and 1 coin onto all other spaces!"
• "Anything can happen during these final 5 turns!"
• "That shook things up!"
• "Feeding time! The Piranha Plant snacked on 10 coins!"
• "Welcome to the finale! Hope that you all had a blast!"
• "I'm delighted to see that you all made it here in one piece!"
• "Well said, hat! Whadda bud, always covering me! Yes! Let's get to those results!"
• "Yes, we can't name the winner yet! We need to find out who gets Bonus Stars!"
• "You may have chased Stars earlier! But these Bonus Stars come to you! Each counts toward your Star total!"
• "What kind of Bonus Star will be the first to appear?"
• "Now for the second Bonus Star. What kind will it be?!"
• "And now for the last Bonus Star! The final Bonus Star is..."
• "That's the last of the Bonus Stars!"
• "And now we finally name the winner!"
• "The ultimate victor is... (character)! What a triumph!!"
• "The ultimate victor is... it's (first character) and (second character), a.k.a., (team name)!"
• "Spit it out! Whoa, I getcha! It's a tie! Equal Stars and coins!"
• "Well then! There's only one solution! Bring on the Dice Blocks!"
• "The player who bashes out the highest number wins! 'Nuff said! Hit those blocks!"
• "Okay! One more time! And the ultimate victor is... (character)! What a triumph!!"
• "Hope you had fun! Here, take a/(number) Carnival Card(s)!"'
• "Ugh! Not a single point? This balloon is staying put. No points, no lift!"
• "Not a single point? Then stay right where you are."
• "Foul deed! Magic meddling! The car positions have changed!"
• "Oh, but first...is your wrist strap on tight? Make sure it is!"
• "Mirror, mirror, in the hall! Who's the unfairest of us all? No answer..."
• "Only (number) coins? Some of you cheaped out!"
• "King Boo's used his makeover mojo to alter the manor...and the path to the star! Here we go again!"
• "Now, which minigame will decide who gets all these coins?"
• "Okay, bring your best game! A pile of (number) coins is at stake!"
• "We have a victor! I'll dole out coins based on the result!"
• "Not quite yet, hat! Let's smash this game into overtime!"
• "A little help can go a long way!"
• "Now, let's see you all do your best!"
• "Wait! Please stop the duel! You've gone 30 turns with no winner! I'm amazed at your endurance..."
• "But really, you must stop! This may go on for years! Let's settle this another time!"
• "Try again?"
• "Progress saved up to this point. You can resume your quest to become the Superstar at a later time." (if the losing player selects "No".)
• "Oh, didn't work out, hmmm? Well, better luck next time!" (if the losing player selects "Yes".)
• "Now that was the best Star Battle that I've ever seen! What a finish!"
• "Thanks to some super moves, (character) has won back the Star Rod!"
• "Now that's a real Superstar! Who can doubt that (character) is worthy of the Star Rod!"
• "Let's announce it once and for all! Who wins this Star Rod? And a year's supply of Candy?"
• "It's (character)! Let's hear it for our Superstar! My hat's off to you!!!"
• "That wraps up Crown Showdown!"
• "How can this be?"
• "We've got multiple players in first place!"
• "So we'll decide who reigns supreme by hitting the Dice Blocks."
• "Highest number wins! Okay, bash these blocks!"
• "A-ha! The match has been decided!"
• "This showdown's winner?"
• "All hail (character)!"
• "Ha-ha-ha!"
• "Ha ha!"
• "Ho ho!"
• "Whoa!"
• "Ohh!"
• "Hello!"
• "Howdy!"
• "See ya!"
• "Good luck!"
• "Am I right?"

Minigame Announcer

• "Start!"
• "Go!"
• "Finish!"
• "New Record!"
• "Tie!"
• "Draw!" (Japanese version only)
• "Battle (number)!"

Mowz

• "Welcome to Pickpocket Pinball! It's easy to steal from opponents! Aim the ball at the kind of thing you want to steal! Go for it!"
• "Whee! You did it!"
• "Now let's go steal the (item) right out from under (character)'s nose!"
• "Now let's go steal the (item) from (character)! Hey! No way!"
• "No (item)?! Erk! Tilt! Bad luck! Who's been robbed now?!"
• "What! You squeaked! Missed completely! Better luck next time!"
• "No, I won't squeak! Well...okay. You got me. Didn't want this Candy anyway." - in Shy Guy's Perplex Express

Piantas

• "I've got a boatload of new Candy. Care to sweeten up your stroll?"
• "A warm welcome to my Candy Craft! No junk here! I sell only Candy that's filled with juicy tricks!"
• "Yum! (Candy)! That's your choice?"
• "Enjoy! Please come again!"
• "Oh! Oh! Um, no... Thought I felt a tug... Maybe just my tummy rumbling?"
• "Wait! Wait! It looks like I really DO have delectable snackage on the line!!!"
• "Ugh! That's no yummy fish! I'll spoil my dinner if I eat that! You take it."
• "Oh. You can't carry any more Candies? Then I'll keep it to myself."

Princess Daisy

• "Mario Party 8!"
• "We're all superstars! *blows kiss*"
• "That's right! *blows kiss*"
• "Here comes Daisy!"
• "I'm the winner!"
• "We're the winners! *blows kiss*"
• "Got it!" (Also says this in Mario Party 9)
• "Booooooo!"
• "Cool!"
• "Sweet!"
• "Neat-o!"
• "You know it!"
• "Awww...*gasps*"
• "I am the winner! *blows kiss*"
• "I'm a Superstar! *blows kiss*"
• "Ugh...*gasps*"
• "Whoa whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-YOW!"

Princess Peach

• "Mario Party 8!"
• "I'm ready!"
• "(sings) I am the princess!"
• "Oh, peachy!"
• "Go Peach! (grunts)"
• "We're the winners!"
• "Oh, terrible."
• "Excellent."
• "Okay!"
• "I'm a Superstar!"
• "We're all Superstars!"
• "I did it!"
• "Boooo!"
• "No...noooo!"
• "Oh no!"
• "Oh, no...oh..."

Red Boos

• "Hehehe...manor getting to you yet? Candy might help. Want some?"
• "Having a hard time making your way through the master's manor? Our Candlelit Candy can help!"
• "Lucky you! The spirit of savings is in the air! We're having a cheapo Big Bargain Sale on this Candy!"
• "Thanks. And good luck! You'll need it."
• "No Candy for you! You need more coins! Come back when ya have some!"
• "This is the last turn, so we've stopped selling Candy! Come back in the next game."

Shy Guys

• "Want some Candy to keep your travels on track?"
• "Just chugging along? Chew-Chew Concessions can help!"
• "What's more, we're currently having a Big Bargain Sale! The Candy you see here is quite a deal!"
• "Good choice. You want (Candy)?"
• "Bon appetit! And come again!"
• "We've pulled into the last turn. That means we've closed up shop. We'll have more Candy next game."
• "Ack! Cough! Smoke...in eyes! Can you please take a peek up the exhaust vent?"
• "Ack! Cough! Hack! I think my vent is broken..."
• "Congratulations! You made it all the way here! Let me give you a Star!" - when the player reaches the Shy Guy at the end of the path, after landing on the Lucky Space

Shy Guy engineer

• "You've arrived in the nick of time! I'm in control of this train...at least for now!"
• "Congratulations! You've made it all the way here! Oh, no! Plans derailed! I wanted to trade you a Star. But you don't have enough coins. Better be on your way then..."
• "Pardon me, (character)! May I have a moment of your time?"
• "Er...well...Gosh, I hate to break bad news...You see...There's been an incident. Holly Koopa's Candy was stolen."
• "Thanks for your help. Our train's reputation could have been ruined! Here's your reward."
• "Now arriving at...Payday Waystation!" - when the player lands on the Lucky Space

Spear Guys

• "I've got a fresh batch of Candy! Buy some for your jungle journey?"
• "My Candy Canteen sells the best in sweet revenge! Stock up!"
• "We're having a Big Bargain Sale! This Candy is crazy cheap!"
• "You have too much Candy! Wanna throw some away?"
• "You gotta make a sweet trade to pass through here! Lemme spear that from ya!"
• "Hope you think this is a sweet deal for your (Candy). Take it!"

Toad

• "Mario Party 8!"
• "Good choice!" (Also says this in Mario Party 9)
• "Toad, won!"
• "We're the winners!"
• "I'm the best!"
• "Hey!"
• "Yay! I won!"
• "Yahoo!"
• "Yeah!"
• "I'm the best!"
• "I'm the Superstar!"
• "We're all Superstars!"
• "Nyaa!" *blows raspberry*
• "Oh, no!"
• "Rats!"
• "Yeowsers!"

Toadette

• "Mario Party 8!"
• "Toadette's the winner!"
• "We're the winners!"
• "Yippeeeeee! Yeah!"
• "YOWSEEEERS!!!"
• "Yeah!"
• "Yeah! I did it!"
• "I'm a Superstar!"
• "We're all Superstars!"
• "Cool!"
• "Booooooo!"
• "Yeee haaa!"
• "Eek! Nonono!"
• "Whoopee!"
• "Woo hoo!"
• "Wa ha ha ha!"
• "Ohhhhhh!"

Toadies

• "You gotta crunch some Candy if you wanna be like Bowser! Buy some?"
• "If you want Candy, then Toadie's Tooth Decay will make your corruption complete!"
• "Big Bargain Sale! Right now! We're selling dirty deeds! Dirt cheap!"
• "Now go chew up your competitors! And come back for more!"

Waluigi

• "Mario Party 8!"
• "Mine mine MIIIIIIIINE!"
• "Waluigi, winner!"
• "We're the winners!"
• "I'm ruined!"
• "Waluigi number one!"
• "Me! I won! Me!"
• "Watch out for me!"
• "Wonderful!"
• "Yeah!"
• "We all Superstars! Wa-hah!"
• "I'm a de Superstar!"
• "Waaaahhh!"
• "WAAAAAAAAAH-YA-YA-YA-YA-YAH!!!"
• "No no no no no no! (cries)"
• "Heh heh heh!"
• "Huh?!"

Wario

• "Mario Party 8!"
• "Hahaha! Take that, losers!"
• "Wario time!"
• "*farts* Excuse me."
• "Loser!"
• "In your face!"
• "Wario the winner!"
• "We're the winners!"
• "I'm a de Superstar."
• "We all Superstars!"
• "No! (cries)"
• "Ha ha ha!"
• "Wa-hah!"
• "Waaaaahhhh! (cries)"
• "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
• "Wah!"

Whomp

• "You think Whomp dumb? Whomp has fancy degree in tollbooth economics. 10 coins or go away!"
• "Whomp no let you through! Maybe 10 coins will make Whomp open up!"
• "Whomp likes way you think. Go."