List of Mario Party 8 quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario Party 8; they are listed alphabetically by character.

Big Top

• "Calling all winners! Calling all losers! We've got a shake up coming!"
• "Weeeee! I'm feeling light-headed! Everyone! Hustle for bonus coins!"
• "My ears! Hurty-hurt! Too much talk! Not enough results!"
• "News flash!!! Incoming! Bonus Stars! Three kinds on the way!!!"
• "Ahem!! Something! Caught in throat! Hack! Hack! It's..."
• "Hold on!"

Bowser

• "Get ready for a reversal, ya crooks! Let's do the crime warp again! Bwahaha!" - in Bowser's Warped Orbit
• "Bah! You useless dolt! You call yourself a henchman? You're a STENCHMAN!" - to Blooper or Hammer Bro
• "Now go make mayhem!!"- the last phrase Bowser says when a player lands on a Bowser Space at Bowser's Warped Orbit
• "How would you like it if I used my fire breath on you?! You would get HOT!!!"
• "Bua ha ha ha! I'm here! With Bowser on the scene, you're a one-way trip to pain!" - in Shy Guy's Perplex Express

Captain Goomba

• "Yar! Reach me and get a Star! But that path's harder to walk than a lard-greased plank. Good luck!"
• "Scurvy dog! I suppose ye want one of my treasured stars! Fair enough, ye came a long way!"
• "But can ye impress me again? Back to the start with ye! Seagulls! Attack!"
• "Captain Goomba welcomes ye! Well run, (character)!" - In Star Battle Arena.
• "Er, hold on. Hold everything. No 50 coins for me?"
• "Then no victory! Yar, 'tis the case. But I'll give ye as many coins as what you can roll up here!"
• "Now off with ye! Back to the start! And don't bother Captain Goomba unless you've got proper tribute!"
• "So have ye hauled in 50 coins? That's the going price for me most prized possesion! Seems ye have..."

Luigi

• "Mario Party 8! Whee!"
• "Yeah! Luigi wins!"
• "We're the winners! Wahoo!"
• "Oh... Luigi win? I won!"
• "Come on, Let's-a go."
• "Look out!"
• "Oh, boooo!"
• "Yes! Luigi won!"
• "I'm ready!" (Also says this in Mario Party 9)
• "Ow!" (Also says this in Mario Party 9)
• "Yeah! We all Superstar!"
• "Yes! I'm a Superstar!"
• "Oh, mamma mia!"
• "Ouch!"
• "No!"
• "Oh, yeah!"
• "No ho ho ho! (cries)"
• "AAAAAAHHH OOOWWW!"
• "Yes!"
• "Wowie wowie!"
• "Huh?"
• "Wah?"

Mario

• "Mario Party 8!"
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Come on!"
• "Oh, no." (if he lost a battle on Star Battle Arena after another opponent won.)
• "Boo!"
• "Okey dokey!"
• "Yah-hah! I got a star!"
• "Yah-hah! I'm the winner!"
• "Hoo-hoo! Mario's the winner!"
• "Woo-hoo! We're the winners!"
• "I'm-a the Superstar!"
• "We the Superstars!"
• "I'm-a gonna win!"
• "Oh no, hohoho! (cries)"
• "Ow!"
• "Yahoo!"
• "Oh!"
• "AAAAHH HA HA HOWW!"
• "Wooooow!"
• "Wah-ha!"
• "Huh?"

MC Ballyhoo

• "Welcome to the Star Carnival!!"
• "Hungry Piranha Plants! Deep-rooted secrets! Paths that branch off to danger! You'll tangle with all that and more in DK's Treetop Temple!"
• "Treasure on the far isle! Pirates on the prowl! Blasting cannons! It's time to run the gauntlet in Goomba's Booty Boardwalk!"
• "One mischievous monarch! Two terrifying pitfalls! And a billion ways to go mad! You'll find it all behind that door! Deranging! Rearranging! It's King Boo's Haunted Hideaway!"
• "Who's at the wheel?! How long is this train?! Are you ahead...or behind?! Welcome aboard the Perplex Express! Where are we going? Insane! And at the speed of crazy!"
• "Crueler than pirates! Scarier than ghosts! Riskier than a runaway train! In Koopa's Tycoon Town, you'll play an unbelievably dangerous game! Real estate! Dominate the town!"
• "Beyond space! Beyond time! And beyond decency! We're in the blackest hole of all. Bowser's Warped Orbit! It's seriously sick and twisted!"
• "This is a Blue Space. Land on one to get a little pocket change. You'll get 3 coins."
• "This is a Red Space. Try not to land on one. You'll lose 3 coins!"
• "Now here's a big mystery! The Green Space! Land on one to unleash a special event!"
• "Here's a great spot to land on! The Lucky Space! It sends you down a secret path!"
• "Now this is a DK Space. Land on it and Donkey Kong will show up and do something good for you!"
• "But then all DK Spaces will turn into Bowser Spaces! Which is bad luck for the next one to stop on such spots! Bowser only brings misfortune!"
• "You're no sucker! Smart players don't rely on luck! They change their fate with Candy! Eat Candy before you hit your Dice Block to trigger one of many effects!"
• "Will you trade 20 coins for a star?"
• "Really?! You don't need a Star? Inconceivable! Imponderable! I hope you don't regret this..."
• "On to the race to the Star Space! Where can it be? I'm crazed with anticipation!"
• "Challenge Minigame for (character)!"
• "Too bad! You failed the challenge! So no dart toss for you, (character)!"
• "Take the challenge another time!"
• "YES! Hold the show! We've only got 5 turns left!"
• "Let's look at the standings!"
• "Now we head into the final five! Anything could happen! Especially since it's time for..."
• "Can losers become winners? Let's find out!"
• "Now let's give you all a run for your money!"
• "I'll plop coin bags onto red spaces and 1 coin onto all other spaces!"
• "Anything can happen during these final 5 turns!"
• "That shook things up!"
• "Feeding time! The Piranha Plant snacked on 10 coins!"
• "Welcome to the finale! Hope that you all had a blast!"
• "I'm delighted to see that you all made it here in one place!"
• "Well said, hat! Whadda bud, always covering me! Yes! Let's get to those results!"
• "Yes, we can't name the winner yet! We need to find out who gets Bonus Stars!"
• "You may have chased Stars earlier! But these Bonus Stars come to you! Each counts toward your Star total!"
• "What kind of Bonus Star will be the first to appear?"
• "Now for the second Bonus Star. What kind will it be?!"
• "And now for the last Bonus Star! The final Bonus Star is..."
• "That's the last of the Bonus Stars!"
• "And now we finally name the winner!"
• "The ultimate victor is... (character)! What a triumph!!"
• "The ultimate victor is... it's (first character) and (second character), a.k.a., (team name)!"
• "Spit it out! Whoa, I getcha! It's a tie! Equal Stars and coins!"
• "Well then! There's only one solution! Bring on the Dice Blocks!"
• "The player who bashes out the highest number wins! 'Nuff said! Hit those blocks!"
• "Okay! One more time! And the ultimate victor is... (character)! What a triumph!!"
• "Hope you had fun! Here, take a/(number) Carnival Card(s)!"
• "Foul deed! Magic meddling! The car positions have changed!"
• "Oh, but first...is your wrist strap on tight? Make sure it is!"
• "Mirror, mirror, in the hall! Who's the unfairest of us all? No answer..."
• "Only (number) coins? Some of you cheaped out!"
• "King Boo's used his makeover mojo to alter the manor...and the path to the star! Here we go again!"
• "Now, which minigame will decide who gets all these coins?"
• "Okay, bring your best game! A pile of (number) coins is at stake!"
• "We have a victor! I'll dole out coins based on the result!"
• "Not quite yet, hat! Let's smash this game into overtime!"
• "A little help can go a long way!"
• "Now, let's see you all do your best!"
• "Wait! Please stop the duel! You've gone 30 turns with no winner! I'm amazed at your endurance..."
• "But really, you must stop! This may go on for years! Let's settle this another time!"
• "Try again?"
• "Progress saved up to this point. You can resume your quest to become the Superstar at a later time." (if the losing player selects "No".)
• "Oh, didn't work out, hmmm? Well, better luck next time!" (if the losing player selects "Yes".)
• "Now that was the best Star Battle that I've ever seen! What a finish!"
• "Thanks to some super moves, (character) has won back the Star Rod!"
• "Now that's a real Superstar! Who can doubt that (character) is worthy of the Star Rod!"
• "Let's announce it once and for all! Who wins this Star Rod? And a year's supply of Candy?"
• "It's (character)! Let's hear it for our Superstar! My hat's off to you!!!"
• "That wraps up Crown Showdown!"
• "How can this be?"
• "We've got multiple players in first place!"
• "So we'll decide who reigns supreme by hitting the Dice Blocks."
• "Highest number wins! Okay, bash these blocks!"
• "A-ha! The match has been decided!"
• "This showdown's winner?"
• "All hail (character)!"
• "Ha-ha-ha!"
• "Ha ha!"
• "Ho ho!"
• "Whoa!"
• "Ohhhh!"
• "Hello!"
• "Howdy!"
• "See ya!"
• "Good luck!"
• "Am I right?"

Minigame announcer

• "Start!"
• "Go!"
• "Finish!"
• "New Record!"
• "Tie!"
• "Draw!" (Japanese version only)
• "Battle (number)!"

Princess Daisy

• "Mario Party 8!"
• "We're all superstars! *blows kiss*"
• "That's right! *blows kiss*"
• "Here comes Daisy!"
• "I'm the winner!"
• "We're the winners! *blows kiss*"
• "Got it!" (Also says this in Mario Party 9)
• "Booooooo!"
• "Cool!"
• "Sweet!"
• "Neat-o!"
• "You know it!"
• "Awww...*gasps*"
• "I am the winner! *blows kiss*"
• "I'm a Superstar! *blows kiss*"
• "Ugh...*gasps*"
• "Whoa whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa-YOW!"

Princess Peach

• "Mario Party 8!"
• "I'm ready!"
• "(sings) I am the princess!"
• "Oh, peachy!"
• "Go Peach! (grunts)"
• "We're the winners!"
• "Oh, terrible."
• "Excellent."
• "Okay!"
• "I'm a Superstar!"
• "We're all Superstars!"
• "I did it!"
• "Boooo!"
• "No...noooo!"
• "Oh no!"
• "Oh, no...oh..."

Toad

• "Mario Party 8!"
• "Good choice!"
• "Toad won!!"
• "We're the winners!"
• "I'm the best!"
• "Hey!"
• "Yay! I won!"
• "Yahoo!"
• "Yeah!"
• "I'm the Superstar!"
• "We're all Superstars!"
• "Nyaa!" *blows raspberry*
• "Oh, no!"
• "Rats!"
• "Yeowsers!"

Toadette

• "Mario Party 8!"
• "Toadette's the winner!"
• "We're the winners!"
• "Yippee, yeah!"
• "Yowsers!"
• "Yeah!"
• "Yeah! I did it!"
• "I'm a Superstar!"
• "We're all Superstars!"
• "Cool!"
• "Booooooo!"
• "Yeee haaa!"
• "Eek! Nonono!"
• "Whoopee!"
• "Woo hoo!"
• "Wa ha ha ha!"
• "Ohhhhhh!"

Waluigi

• "Mario Party 8!"
• "Mine, mine, mine!"
• "Waluigi, winner!"
• "We're the winners!"
• "I'm ruined!"
• "Waluigi number one!"
• "Me! I won! Me!"
• "Watch out for me!"
• "Wonderful!"
• "Yeah!"
• "We all Superstars! Wa-hah!"
• "I'm a de Superstar!"
• "Waaaahhh!"
• "WAAAAAAAAAH-YA-YA-YA-YA-YAH!"
• "No no no no no no! (cries)"
• "Heh heh heh!"
• "Huh?!"

Wario

• "Mario Party 8!"
• "Hahaha! Take that, losers!"
• "Wario time!"
• "*raspberry* Excuse me."
• "Loser!"
• "In your face!"
• "Wario the winner!"
• "We're the winners!"
• "I'm a de Superstar."
• "We all Superstars!"
• "No! (cries)"
• "Ha ha ha!"
• "Wa-hah!"
• "Waaaaahhhh! (cries)"
• "AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!"
• "Wah!"

Whomp

• "You think Whomp dumb? Whomp has fancy degree in tollbooth economics. 10 coins or go away!"
• "Whomp no let you through! Maybe 10 coins will make Whomp open up!"
• "Whomp likes way you think. Go."