List of Mario & Luigi: Brothership quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game Mario & Luigi: Brothership.

Bowser

• "We're taking over the world!"
• "MARIO AND LUIGI?!"

Dyode

• "Not! Cool!"
• "But I haven't given the people what they want—my DANCE!"
• "If only I had my hair wax, I could get funky."
• "Enough with that noise, Emmit! My moves can still wow a crowd."
• "That's right...fellows. Time for me to...spark?"
• "Give me a beat. So I can groove!"

Ecks

• "What-what?!"

Emmit

• "Groovemaster Dyode...maybe you should hit the showers."
• "Come on, Groovemaster Dyode. Let's go."
• "Yikes. We need that hair wax pronto."
• "Whoa. Hey! Don't go anywhere!"
• "Is this the hair wax we needed?! Thank you so much!"
• "Groovemaster! You're back!"
• "Well, mostly back."

Ireen

• "Wow... She's so amazing. And refined. And amazing."

Issa Rock

• "Mmph?! It's you guys."
• "Ummm, the number of rare reefs you've found for me so far is...(number)."
• "Find (number) more, and I'll give you a reward!"
• "Mmph... I'm looking forward to it."

Kamek

• "True allies are with you for life."

Maykit

• "The desire for a home beyond one's grasp. Do I feel the vibes here? Do you have to ask? We want it back; we want it how it was before. But the sense of it all is gone now. No more. I felt your mind then just like it was my own... but the connection's cut. Two minds. No home."
• "Were you vibing with my verse? I feel that..."
• "Where'd you learn my mother's name? This pig's wild. Better than tame."

Spiralia

• "Euch! Unsightly bugs!"
• "Oh...on closer inspection, you're not bugs. You are fine-looking mustached gentlemen. To what do I owe the pleasure?"
• "Ahem. I have a name, and it is Spiralia."
• "Pardon—is that a bug? A TALKING BUG?!"
• "Ah, pardon me—are you mustached gentlemen interested in my hair wax? My product also works on facial hair, I assure you. But only if you want a particularly firm and well-groomed mustache."
• "I'd be happy to supply you with hair wax, if only I could reach my shop. Alas, I'm not certain how to get down from this perch I've found myself on."
• "Oh? You're volunteering to carry me?"
• "Hmm... I admit I don't see any way down on my own power. So yes, I will allow you to assist me."
• "On one condition...don't bring me near any bugs if you can help it."
• "No bugs! I cannot deal with them! I refuse!"
• "Please...accept my humble apologies. The touch of a bug's clammy carapace brings back terrible memories for me. Best to avoid any insects you see..."
• "Thank you! What reliable, handsome mustached gentlemen you are. You've returned me to my shop safe and sound."
• "In return, I'll give you what I promised... my specially made MaxGlam Wax."
• "The more people using it, the better! Why don't you get yourself glammed up to the max?"

Technikki

• "Ah, remarkable... My extra-large bomb provided useful after all. The kaboom factor makes it too catastrophic for internal security."
• "Well, well. Aren't you all...unique."
• "Oh, thank you. My name is Technikki. I design the anti-evildoer security measures on this island. Which used to be a facility, not an island, but I digress."
• "Hmm, let's relocate our chat to a better site. I'd propose that we speak at my house over there."
• "What I now call the Peach Possibility fluctuates based on her decisions."
• "Then I must take the recent, sudden abductions into account."
• "Those abominable birds... Those evildoers using them to take people call them "Snaptors." This island has been plagued by those nasty predators. So I've been straining my brain to devise anti-Snaptor systems."
• "Really? The birds are troubling more than just our island?"