List of Dr. Crygor quotes

This is a list of quotes by Dr. Crygor.

General

• "ATTACK!"
• "Amazing!"
• "Brilliant!"
• "Egad!"
• "Eureka!"
• "Excellent!"
• "Flawless!"
• "Gadzooks!"
• "Genius!"
• "Hurry!"
• "Impossible!"
• "Inconceivable!"
• "It cannot be!"
• "Mu ha ha ha!"
• "No!"
• "Not bad!"
• "Ohhhh..."
• "Aaaah!"
• "OK!"
• "Ridiculous!"
• "Too bad."
• "Unacceptable!"
• "Unfortunate."
• "Very nice."
• "Voilá!"
• "Yes!"
• "You're doomed!"

Video games

WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!

• "Hello. I am the genius Dr. Crygor. I made a miscalculation, and now I have an output error. Urgent. Flush this thing 15 times to restore order. My games are realistic. <player's name>, let us begin." — First Games description
• "Hello. Dr. Crygor here. An experiment in fun is now in progress. <player's name>, your input is desired. My reality games are scientifically void of boredom." — Second Games description
• "Very good, indeed. My <player's name> Theory was valid. Yes." — Outro
• "I am the one, the only, Dr. Crygor. Scholars like me disapprove of falsehoods, so I cannot cope with unrealistic games. <player's name>, you know the difference, don't you? I should hope so." — Grid description
• "Must...take...break." — Intermission
• "My thirst must be quenched." — Intermission
• "Which to drink?" — Intermission

WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$!

• "I've no interest in this diary nonsense. I've got SCIENCE stuff to do! But...Wario said he'd help with my rent if I wrote this for him. Science doesn't pay the bills, I'm afraid." — Booklet
• "Do you recall the storm clouds that were hanging around last night? I made them rain... I did it with a little invention I created using the theory of balloonic entropy." — Booklet
• "I've discovered the equation of success! The person playing the microgame when the balloon explodes is a loser! If you follow my directions, you surely will be the victor!" — Booklet
• "Me? I'm the reknowned^[sic] Dr. Crygor and the games I've invented are indeed thrilling. You must clear the game your^[sic] presented with before the balloon explodes. You must focus!"
• "I am Crygor. Yes, Doctor Crygor, genius without parallel."
• "The game I have invented is an intensely innovative game that makes use of a balloon in ways unseen by lesser minds such as yours! I have attached a balloon to the top of the television. But this is no normal balloon! You see, it slowly inflates while the TV is on."
• "The players of my game must take turns playing the microgames. If a player beats a microgame, that player goes to the end of the line, and the next player takes his turn. All players must continue playing microgames until they finally beat one."
• "The other players may tap their A Buttons when they are not playing to inflate the balloon even more quickly. Clever, no?"
• "Now for the genius of it all: whoever is still playing when the balloon bursts LOSES the entire game! Pure brilliance! I wish you all the very best of luck."

WarioWare: Twisted!

• "Muahahaha! With my new invention, I can defy the very law of gravity itself! I call it...THE GRAVITATOR!" — Booklet
• "With my command over the force of gravity, nothing can stop me! Why, I can even walk on the ceiling! In fact, I'll test my hypothesis with a little jig right now!" — Booklet
• "What's that, you say? If I alter gravity's pull, then we will all be (ahem) dancing on the ceiling? Good point. Would you like to become my assistant?" — Booklet
• "All you have to do is tilt the GBA to change the direction of gravity. This should not be a difficult concept to grasp." — Booklet
• "These'll turn your world upside-down!" — Speech bubble
• "Hello. Crygor here. DOCTOR Crygor. In my games, I've found a way to manipulate the very power of GRAVITY ITSELF!!! It...sounds more complicated than it is. Just try it, and you'll see. Oh, yes... You'll ALL see... Moohahaha!!!" — Set description
• "Spin the earth! Then you can boogie down up there!" — Intro
• "The Gravitator is now complete!"
• "I'm a genius!"
• "Impressive! You cleared my stage! Did you enjoy my new invention?" — Outro
• "My invention makes me the master of GRAVITY ITSELF!!! And now, I'm sharing this power with you. You'll need to learn how to control gravity if you want to win... YOU HEARD ME!" — Spindex description
• "It's too powerful to be toyed with!"

WarioWare: Touched!

• "My labor of mechanical love is finally complete! I call it the "Tri-phonic Undulating Nanobot Automaton", or TUNA! With my brilliant TUNA, I can transform an apple core back to its original deliciousness!" — Booklet
• "I have hypothesized that TUNA will allow me to live for at least another 437 years, during which time I can experiment continuously...while traveling in my flying car...in space." — Booklet
• "Use the wonders of centrifugal force to triumph over my scientifically challenging microgames! Simply plant your stylus firmly on the Touch Screen and spin and rotate it with vigor!" — Booklet
• "Ahem! Dr. Crygor here. My research has yielded a dizzying array of Slightly Unscrewed microgames! (Can you accrue over 30 points?)" — Set description
• "It's really quite simple: spin to win!" — Intro
• "Mwahahahaha! It's finished! Behold my new invention! I must test it out!"
• "Insert the remains of an apple... Turn... Recycled! Ha! It works! And... Wha?!"
• "I've been upgraded! Perfected, even!"
• "The galaxy is my giant oyster!"
• "Excellent! Prepare for liftoff!" — Outro
• "My experiment is a freakish success!" — Intermission stage
• "This karaoke robot will solve all my cleaning needs! I have named him...Mike! I should test him out! All systems on!"
• "I'm going out for a while; clean the lab or something."
• "Mike! Where have you been?! It's time to go back home!"
• "How dare you say that?! I wrote your software!"

WarioWare: Smooth Moves

• "I'm beat!" — Upon losing to Penny at the Invent-Off
• "Salutations! Dr. Crygor at your service. My mechanical friend Mike is here as well. Our research shows that our stage requires a substantial amount of movement! The data we've compiled show you might even lose weight! Good luck!"
• "Hrmph! You weren't even trying!"
• "Well... I must give you credit."
• "You might look a tad trimmer."
• "You're pleasantly plump, but at least you're healthy!"
• "A little more... Your clothes look tight!"
• "Ah-ha! Perfect! The ideal body shape!"
• "See? If you set your mind to something, it will happen!"
• "You're a little thin, but you're a scrapper!"
• "This is fine and all, but you don't look healthy."
• "Is something wrong? Oh yes, the diet."
• "You're working too hard! Everything in moderation!"
• "Not even I thought you could lose so much!"
• "Eek! You're so skinny I can't see you!"
• "What happened?! You're all shriveled!"

Game & Wario

• "Be my robot-building assistant." — Website
• "Good day! Are you interested in robot design? Put your drawing skills to work for me, the great Dr. Crygor!"
• "Ah, you must be my new assistant, <player's name>."
• "Is this your first time designing robots? Don't worry, there's nothing to it!"
• "All you have to do is follow my instructions and draw perfect lines!"
• "If you score 300 points or more, you'll be recognized as a robot designer."
• "What is this?!"
• "What is this junk?! It's insulting! Get back to work and fix this right away!" — Scoring under brown
• "It looks OK but seems really inefficient. Total waste of energy!" — Scoring over brown
• "This is truly a fine effort. I'm almost impressed!" — Scoring over gold
• "With a little training, I think you could be a master robot designer. How'd you like to be my full-time apprentice?" — Outro

WarioWare Gold

• "Do you have what it takes?" — Start/Restart
• "Crygorian genius!" — Start/Restart
• "Why must fungi grow in such spooky climates? I'm all g-goose pimply."
• "Aaah! Mike! Thank gallium. I mean, there you are!"
• "I was worried about you!"
• "Why did you run off like that? You know how much I miss you!"
• "U-unknown?"
• "Is this just another prank, Mike, because [pranks are incompatible with my disposition.]"
• "A robot? This is quite odd."
• "This poor, poor robot!"
• "Ah! Ah! Ah! Aaah!"
• "We couldn't abandon her in a haunted forest!"
• "My fungi! I dropped them! They're back in that forest. Oh, Mike—"
• "I suppose I'll leave my fungi out there for another brave soul to enjoy. 18-Volt is up next. Have fun, <player's name>!" — Outro (text)
• "I congratulate you!" — Outro (spoken)
• "Oh! A brand-new concoction?"
• "Oh, it smells...g-great."
• "What? A pop star?! Of course I support you no matter what, but..."
• "Wait! ... Penny! Oh! My voice. The tonality. It's effervescent!"
• "I must agree. I-I quite like it. But the taste! It's worse than f-fermented dishwater! Eeeee!"
• "Much better. That really did the trick."
• "Maybe...the agonizing stomach pains?"
• "Now...when will the effects wear off?"
• "Oh! I have some hot moves of my own. Just watch...and learn. So nice!"
• "All thanks to my...magnetic moves."
• "Now let's split it up equally."
• "They call me Dr. Crygor, the genius!" — A-rank card
• "This calls for tea!" — A-rank card
• "Listen closely." — A-rank card
• "I'm so grateful!" — A-rank card
• "Of course." — B-rank card
• "I'm a jack of...nearly all trades!" — B-rank card
• "Greetings!" — B-rank card
• "How dare you?!" — B-rank card

WarioWare: Get It Together!

Story

• "Hrmm... am I swimming? Am I flying? Paddle, paddle, paddle! Look at my flippers go!"
• "Indeed, what the gallium is going on around here?"
• "I don't recall my level looking like this at all."
• "Ah! You're here too? Extraordinary!"
• "My part of the game... something's gone awry! Do you know what it might be?"
• "Game bugs? Glitches? Wonderful! I shall be sure to study them in my laboratory!"
• "They work!" (spoken)
• "Precisely!" (spoken)
• "Not again!"
• "You see! I AM a genius!"
• "It is me, Dr. Crygor, the genius scientist! My level is finally back to normal... Urk! Pity, then, that my stomach is full of aches! I made some High Tech games for you. I must head to the restroom rather immediately, so here—try to beat my futuristic games! Just don't break them. Urk!" — Second stage description
• "Mike! There you are! I'm not letting you out of my sight again. You're coming with us."
• "What's with all the bouncing? You look like a couple of tiny kangaroos!"
• "It is rather s-s-spooky!"
• "I am not! My superior intellect is incapable of such an irrational fear."
• "I say! The corruption is particularly pervasive here."
• "My intellect IS truly formidable, but this... this is rather beyond even me."
• "Ah! I've got it! Let's see if my granddaughter Penny can be of assistance."
• "Alright then, I'll give Penny a call."
• "Ah, so glad you're here! Allow me to explain..."

Winning a microgame

• "Marvelous!"
• "I see!"
• "Indeed!"
• "Superb!"
• "Remarkable!"
• "Perfection!" — Completing long microgame before bomb starts ticking
• "'Twas nothing!" — Completing long microgame before bomb starts ticking
• "Correct!" — Completing IQ/choice-based microgame
• "Precisely!" — Completing IQ/choice-based microgame
• "My, my!" — Winning after being KO'd within microgame
• "But of course!" — Completing microgame when considered the best fit
• "Auspicious...!" — Completing microgame when considered the worst fit
• "Exciting!" — Completing 10 microgames without losing a life
• "Carry on!" — Completing 5 microgames with only one life

Losing a microgame

• "Nauseating!"
• "I say, now!"
• "A travesty!"
• "For shame!"
• "Nonsense!" — Losing IQ/choice-based microgame
• "That stings!" — Losing after KO'd in microgame
• "Ruuude!" — Losing after KO’d in microgame
• "Impossible!" — Losing microgame when considered the best fit
• "Dreadful..." — Losing microgame when considered the worst fit
• "Beware!" — One life left
• "Oh dear..." — Losing 3 microgames in a row
• "It burns..." — Burned

Microgame intermission

• "Let's begin!" — Game start
• "For science!" — Ready
• "Of course!" — Ready
• "I'm honored!" — Ready
• "Faster! Chop-chop!" — Speed up
• "Quickly, now!" — Speed up
• "Steady, now!" — Boss stage
• "The pressure!" — Boss stage with only one life
• "A successful experiment!" — Story completion
• "Thank gallium!" — 1-Up
• "Riches await!" — Bonus stage
• "Most amusing!" — Level up
• "I'm done for..." — Game Over
• "Back to the drawing board..." — Game Over
• "What a score!" — New high score
• "Impressive results!" — Scoring above Master Mission requirement
• "Not bad at all!" — Scoring above Expert Mission requirement
• "Another go it is!" — Play again/Continue
• "I have work to do." — Continuing on first playthrough
• "My work here is done..." — Quit

Break Room

• "Dr. Crygor at your service!" — Select
• "The experiment... begins!" — Select
• "Genius at work!" — Select
• "Splendid I say, splendid!" — red Prezzy
• "I am grateful, to be sure." — orange Prezzy
• "You have my thanks." — gold Prezzy
• "I shall accept this." — green Prezzy
• "Oh, honestly, now!" — blue Prezzy
• "I am a genius, after all." — Level up

Miscellaneous

WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$! Japanese diary entries

February 28

Japanese 今日からここには、わたしの研究の成果について書いていこうと思う。 だが研究内容についてはひみつだ！　誰かに研究内容を盗まれては困るからな。 今日の研究はなかなか良くできたが、最後に失敗して爆発してしまった。 爆発しても髪の毛がないからアフロにはならんですんだがの。

English translation From now on, I would like to write about the results of my research. But the research is a secret! It would be a problem if someone stole my research. Today's research was definitely good, but at the end it failed and exploded. Even if it explodes, I don't have hair, so I don't have an afro.

March 1

Japanese 今日の研究は、あまりはかどらなかった。 アルコールをもう少し足したほうが良いのかもしれない。 そう思ったのが運の尽きだった……。 その後どうなったかは諸君のご想像にお任せしよう

English translation Today's research didn't go very well. Maybe a little more alcohol would be better. It was my luck to think so... What happened after that is left to your imagination.

March 2

Japanese 今日はナインボルトクンの家へ行って、ゲームをしたのだが、彼の家で変な生物を見つけたのだ。 黄色くて四角い生物だったが、あれは一体なんだったのだろうか？ 新しい研究対象にしたいところだ。

English translation Today I went to 9-Volt's house to play a game, and discovered a strange object. It was a yellow, square creature, but what the heck was that? I would like to make it a new research target.

Made in Wario manga

• 「まずは天才科学者てんさいかがくしゃのわしのゲームじゃ！！新開発しんかいほつのチップを搭越とうごうした・・・におうメイドインワリオ！！」 "First and foremost, as a mad scientist, let me present to you my game!! With newly-developed microchips... This is Niō Made in Wario!!"
• 「ミニゲームをクリアすると・・・・・・においチップから素敵すてきな香かおりが！！」 "If you win the microgame... a nice scent emanates from the computer chips!!"
• 「だがゲームをミスすると・・・悪臭あくしゅうが！！」 "But if you lose the microgame... IT STINKS!!"
• 「おおさすが社長しゃちょうじゃ！！」 "As expected of the President!!"
• 「おまえらいいアイディアがあったらオレ様さまに教おしえる！！」 "If you have any good ideas, tell me!!"

WarioWare: Smooth Moves Japanese blog

• 「ワリオクンか……。悪わるくないが、機械きかいがクサくなりそうだ。」 "Is it Mr. Wario? The machine seems to be stinking, but it's not quite as bad." — Comment on Penny's blog entry dated December 15, 2006

Miiverse Sketch Masterpiece Collection video

On a drawing of a close-up of a frog

• 「大胆だいたんじゃな！」"Be bold!"

On a crude drawing of a frog

• 「前まえはいいんだがうしろ足あしが雑ざつだな…。」"The front is fine, but the hind legs are rough..."

On a drawing of a roughly-drawn front view of a frog

• 「人ひとが中ちゅうに入はいってそうじゃの。」"People are going inside."

On a drawing of a semi-realistic frog

• 「リアルじゃ！！」 "It's so real!!"

On a drawing of a scribbled frog eating a fly

• 「ムシを食くうリアリティとカワイイ顔かおのギャップがいいのう。」 "Liking the gap between the bug-eating reality and the adorable face."

On a rough drawing of a frog opening its mouth

• 「線せんに迷まよいがない！達筆たっぴつじゃな。」 "No hesitation in the line! Skillful handwriting."