List of Roy quotes

This is a list of quotes by Roy Koopa.

Games

Mario is Missing!

• "Give up, Luigi. We already have cartons of hairdryers and Arctic Express is knocking at the door with another load."
• "Oooh, I'm scared! NOT! Only fire can destroy me!"
• "I knew the Koopa Critter defense would be too much for you. Try another door -- you can't stop us!"
• "Go ahead, lock 'em all. We don't care, we're up to our tails in hairdryers. Soon this place will be a hairdryer-heated hot-house!"
• "The hairdryers are still humming, pal. You might fry me, but Bowser will still be plugging away!"

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

• "Huh? GRAAAAAH!!!"

Mario Kart 8

• "Yeah!"
• "Yeah-ha-ha!"
• "Yeah-yuh!" (when performing a stunt)
• "Uh-huh!" (when performing a stunt)
• "Whoooaaa!" (when airborne)
• "Eee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!" (winning 1st place)
• "Yeah! Yeah!" (getting 2nd - 6th place)
• "Uwaah huh huh huh huh..." (getting 7th - 12th place)

Mario & Luigi series

Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

• "Hold up! I just thought of something! Why aren’t there any paper versions of us?"
• "What is this? A book? Guess those losers must’ve dropped it. I wonder if it's important. Nah, books are dumb. Into the trash it goes!"
• "Oh, hey there, squirt. And... uh... paper squirt."
• "WE’RE NOT PAYING YOU TO CHAT! Course, we're not paying you at all, but you know what I mean! I want less chatting and more toiling!"
• "Whatever! This is as far as they're getting!"
• "Hey, Larry! Come help us subdue these prisoners!"
• "It's OK. I don't think these three are gonna put up much of a fight!"
• "This is for earlier! I'm still mad about it!"
• "All right, I think you learned your lesson. Now take this and get out of here!" (when winning against the Mario Bros. and Paper Mario in the Gloomy Woods minigame)
• "Yeah! This isn't over, chumps!"
• "You heard him! We're here to stop you for good!"
• "In the end...I regret...everything."

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions

• "This ends here!"
• "Hey, stupid face! Yeah, you! Check this out… When this reaches zero, it’s game over!"
• "MINION! Are you done yet?"
• "Listen up, Goomba trash! Are you nice and comfy in those dumb barrels?!"
• "Yeah, he’s got the Koopalings! What more does he need?! And yours truly will be playing a big part this time. Huge!"
• "Ha! We got a jokester here! You wanna fight about it?!"
• "Idiots. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah! Goomba trash! You scrubs won’t be needed this time. Just stay put and pretend you have a shot at greatness!"
• "Yeah! Let’s wreck house!"
• "Nope. Can’t find him anywhere! How ‘bout you?"
• "Ya wouldn’t think it, but he’s got a naive side. Just sayin’ it’s possible he’s bein’ conned or somethin’."
• "Hey! What happened?! I can’t see a thing!"
• "That goofy Goomba took down Morton and Wendy?! BAHAHA!"
• "Hmph! No way. A Goomba is a Goomba is a Goomba. They're just a bunch of scrawny runts! If I get my hands on that glorified mushroom, it'll be over in one punch!"
• "Gladly! I'll stomp these fink-whatevers along with their stupid loser cruiser! Bahahahaha!!"
• "Bahaha! Thanks for fixing this thing up for me, losers! I’ll be sure to give you runts exactly what you deserve! But you must be tuckered out after all that work. How about a little vacation?"
• "That’s right! I got you jerks a one-way ticket to Painsville! HA! Sorry, no refunds! Bahaha! The flight will…have turbulence…uhhh… Whatever! I’m gonna hurt you now!"
• "Smackdown time!"
• "You wobbly-kneed punks!"
• "I dunno what happened… Why was I following Fawful’s orders… It sounds weird, but I really can’t explain it…"
• "Yeaaah. This is bad. Hey! Where are Goomp and Guy? And where’s Paraplonk?!"
• "Those three are setting a time bomb right now."
• "Listen up, Goon Squad. Bowser’s Minions are in deep trouble. Looks like I’ve got no choice but to dig you losers out of it!"
• "But let’s get one thing straight! This doesn’t mean I respect you or anything like that. If you want my respect, you gotta earn it. To do that, no matter what happens… Promise me you’ll save Lord Bowser and all of his Minions!"
• "Hmph. Why are we doing this in such a cowardly way?"
• "Whoa… Jumping into danger is NOT a smart idea. Let’s simmer, yeah? We don’t wanna do anything reckless…"
• "*sigh* You too?!"
• "Bahaha! Prepare to get gotten!"
• "Watch it, Goomba breath! Don’t go getting a big head over this!"
• "This doesn’t mean it’s over, either. You’re just one step closer."
• "Goomba! No…CAPTAIN Goomba. You’re OK in my book."
• "Geez, don’t make me regret saying somethin’ nice! Try acting like a real captain for longer than five minutes at a time, OK?"
• "…I don’t know what just happened, but let’s never speak of it again."
• "Ha! Don’t be crazy. I’m just gonna let him do the dirty work until Bowser’s back!"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey

• "Well, it wasn’t easy, but I crammed ‘em into a broom closet. Had no idea we had so many brooms! If the blorbs keep spreading, something’s gonna give. Either the brooms or the blorbs!"
• "I hate sweepin’."
• "And there HE goes again, not sweepin’ a dang thing!"
• "That punk will eventually be our boss!"
• "Who are you? Castle-to-castle sales…things? Man, Bowser will let ANYONE in here…"
• "Go away. We’re up to our eyeballs in blorbed Goombas! We don’t have time for this sales pitch."
• "Hey! Sales…things. Come back for a second!"
• "Yeah, uh, we’ll take it. Go ahead and hand over everything you’ve got."
• "What?! Why would you do that? Aren’t you trying to sell the stuff?"
• "Get outta here!"
• "That’s what they said. Too bad it all sounds like nonsense to me."
• "If you manage to teach that kid something, you’ll be the first!"
• "I told you. You’re wasting your time."
• "Man! What a piece of work."
• "Hah! He didn’t hear a single word you said!"
• "Me? No, boss. Not me. Musta been Ludwig still yapping. Come on, let’s get going."
• "Good for him. But me? I just wanna go home. I ain’t the babysitting type."
• "Whatever you say. Just tell me who to punch!"
• "Bro! Try to salvage a shred of dignity here!"
• "Wait, when did you guys get here?"
• "Hah! Good luck with that approach, Wendy."
• "She’s definitely the scariest of all of us. Maybe she can actually teach him a lesson!"
• "Nah, we’re good. Now scram!"
• "Who do you think you’re talkin’ to?"
• "Hey! Are you nuts, or what? You were just barkin’ commands at us and we had to take you down a couple pegs."
• "Don’t act like you were still practicing. I could tell you were trying hard!"
• "You think ALL of these losers hit their heads at the same time?!"
• "Well, somethin’ fishy is goin’ on, and I don’t like the smell of it."
• "Oh, for cryin’ out loud…"
• "Hmph. That kid is gettin’ under my shell. The things I put up with for Lord Bowser."
• "Yeah right. If we weren’t here… Little Lord Junior would be forest fertilizer by now."
• "Ooooh, is the little brat mad at me? I’m shakin’ in my shell! You’re the only one who thinks you’re tough, kid. To me, you’re just a wanna-Bowser."
• "I’ve had enough! You’re selfish and rude. That’s MY thing! I’d rather explain myself to Lord Bowser than put up with you a second longer!"
• "Bah! Grow a spine, Larry! He only cares about himself! He’ll never appreciate or respect us. I’m over it! Work it out, kid!"
• "What’s the deal, Morton? Explain yourself! Don’t tell me you’re siding with that baby!"
• "…Whatever. Wendy. Larry. I’m bailing on this plan and this kid. Best of luck to you guys. You’ll need it."
• "See ya. Wouldn’t wanna be ya."
• "I didn’t do it…for…Lord Junior."
• "OK, so…after I left…"
• "I sort of…wandered around aimlessly for a while."
• "Then out of nowhere…these wild-eyed Minions started attacking me… I didn’t know what else to do…so I started fighting. I tried to make my way to the castle, but they kept coming in waves."
• "After a while, it got to me. Can you imagine? Having to battle through wave after wave of your former friends? Then my mind sort of went blank…"
• "When I came to, I was here at the castle. I had made it…somehow…"
• "No. I’m not finished."
• "You don’t understand. It’s just something I’ve gotta do. Don’t even follow me, guys. I got this. I’m going back to the castle to set things straight!"
• "No. Not happening. It’s been a while, kid. I thought maybe you grew up. Guess I was wrong. You’re still just a brat."
• "Hmph. Thought so. Don’t try and stop me."
• "HA! I can barely walk, kid. You think this is your chance to beat me? Is that it?"
• "Who are you calling a fool?"
• "All right, kid. I’ve wanted to do this for a while now. Let’s go!"
• "Hey, I got it. You don’t need to say anything."
• "I GOT IT. You’re the boss’ kid. I’ll fall in line."
• "No? What else is there to say?"
• "…I don’t, actually. If he’s so sorry, we’d he just run off?"
• "Kid still has some growing to do."
• "This ain’t over!"
• "…Awkward…"
• "Ha! Maybe you are growin’ up."
• "Is it that grinning jerk? Waffle, or whatever?"
• "Hmph. Still can’t get over this new attitude…"
• "Good talk, guys."
• "Yeah, boss. Those things are fakes. Let's wreck 'em!"
• "Bad to the bone, maybe."
• "Giddyup!"
• "It’s time to party! Who’s with me?"
• "We’re the best! C’mon, give it up for the minions!"
• "Let’s get crazy!"
• "Why am I the only one dancing?"
• "Whoa, tough guy. What’s with the glasses?"
• "You got a lot of guts wearing sunglasses in front of ME."
• "No messin' around. Let's go!" (before the start of a level)
• "Stick with me and you'll be all right!" (before the start of a level if no troops are added)
• "Stay back and watch this." (Shell Shock, before attacking)
• "I'm just getting warmed up!" (Shell Shock, after attacking)
• "Let's go for a ride, boss!" (Banzai Bill Thrill)
• "Giddyup!" (Banzai Bill Thrill)

Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games (3DS version)

• "Beach Volleyball is great and all, but I crave a little more excitement. If you win your way through the semis, maybe we can play a round of extra-wild Beach Volleyball."
• "I've been hearing talk about a dark shadow on the beach last night. Yeah, that was probably me. I laid down for an afternoon nap, but the sand felt so good I wound up sleeping through until night. I was surprised to find it pitch dark when I woke up, so I jumped up in a hurry. Someone saw me and near jumped out of her skin. Probably thought I was a ghost."
• "The name is Roy. I'll take you on in Beach Volleyball Plus. If you're up to the challenge, that is."
• "All right! Let's get this party started! No holding back, now!"
• "Never thought I'd lose in a Plus event. You've got serious skills, pal. Well, next time you're craving some more thrills, drop by and see me. I'll be here!"

Paper Mario: Color Splash

• "Back for more, eh? Bahaha! Bring it on!"
• "Thanks for the paint, old man! Bahaha! Don’t worry - you’ll get it back soon enough…"
• "Oh, but I almost forgot. We gotta do one more thing before I give back the paint."
• "All right! Now we’re ready to rock and roll!"
• "Here comes your paint, buddy. I told you I’d give it back to you."
• "Buckle up, buttercup!"
• "Bahaha! Check it out - I’m gonna splat you with your own paint. How’s that for irony? Yeah, I know what irony is. BOOM. Knowledge is power, so I started going to night school."
• "Bah! This is too slow. Hey, guys, just bring me all of the paint at once!"
• "There we go! Ooh, that's mixing up real nice... Get ready for a blackout!"
• "Bahahaha! What are you even doing? Can't you even see where you're aiming? What am I saying? Of course you can't!"
• "Hey, that was pretty close... Close to being the worst shot I've ever seen! Bahahah!"
• "I'll give you this much—you're sure trying. Why don't you come work for me, kid? We'll call this water under the bridge. A clean start. Eh?"
• "A Replica? You expect to beat ME with a REPLICA?! Bahaha! Take that weak stuff back to the Mushroom Kingdom."
• "Aw MAN! You figured it out! No matter. I’ll just have to stomp you the old-fashioned way!"
• "No more Mr. Nice Roy!"
• "Gwaaah! How’d you DO that? I took all your paint, and you didn’t even flinch! You weren’t even afraid of the black paint! You may have defeated me, but Lord Bowser won’t fall so easily! Nap time!"

Television shows

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas

• "Giant-schmiant, Big Mouth! He ain’t that big a deal!"
• "Right, King Dad. That's what I was gonna say, if somebody like Big Mouth or Kootie Pie oughta stop ‘em."
• "But Dad, this could be dangerous! Isn't there a small prince we could capture?"
• "Yeah! They're almost as ugly as the Mario Bros.!"
• "But, Pop! We're having such fun as Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas!"
• "{*with Big Mouth*} Yaaaaay! ♪ For he's a jolly bad Koopa, for he's a jolly bad Koopa! ♪"
• "{*with Big Mouth, Cheatsy, and Kooky*} ♪ For he's a jolly bad Koopa, which nobody can deny! ♪"

A Toadally Magical Adventure

• "No way! It's MY turn now, sis! And I say, it's time for a game of catch!"
• "Whoa whoa whoa whoa! I'm tremblin' in my boots! Piranha Plant, go munch on a Mushroom!"

Misadventures in Babysitting

• "I'm Bully Koopa!"
• "Which is why we're gettin' rid of you!"
• "Yeah! This oughta parboil those pain-in-the-tail plumbers AND their little Brooklyn brat!"

Do the Koopa

• "Right, King Dad! Anything you say! We'll stop those Barrio Brothers!"
• "King Dad always said the Doom Dancer was just a legend!"
• "Good idea. Gimme your string!"
• "Oh yeah? Well, now I got it!"
• "Hehehehehe! Now let's try it slow! (Voice plays before mouth moves)"
• "Hehehehehe! Now let's try a march!"
• "Hehehehehe! Meet King Bully Koopa: The new master of Dark Land!"
• "You gotta be kiddin', ex-King Dad! I'm gonna rule the entire world...startin' with YOU!"
• "Gulp! He can't...hear me?!"
• "King Dad is gonna pay for this!"
• "No! It's YOUR fault!"

Mush-Rumors

• "Hey! Who's comin'?"
• "Aliens! There were dozens of 'em, Kooky!"
• "Dad, look!"
• "Yeah! Serves 'em right if their 20-foot-tall aliens eat 'em up with their sword-like teeth!"
• "Of course, ditzhead! That's the first trick a sneaky alien plays!"

Crimes R Us

• "Real World prison straight ahead, King Dad!"
• "Crimewave Clyde? Real World Public Enemy No. 1?"
• "This is your lucky day! King Dad just gave you a pardon!"
• "GOT 'EM, KING DAD!"
• "Do what I tell ya! Toss it in the sack! ALL OF IT!"
• "That's 522 wallets, 391 purses, 912 gold coins, and a yo-yo!"
• "Are we gonna rob the ruins of the Mushroom Pharaohs?"

7 Continents for 7 Koopas

• "I'm paintin' graffiti all over this wall, Green Daddy!"
• "But it's not just any wall, Pop! It's The Great Wall of China!"

Recycled Koopa

• "You heard King Dad! Get to work!"
• "I'm doin' no brain work, Big Mouth!"
• "You? Beautiful? I thought you were part of the garbage, Kootie Pie!"
• "EAT TRASH!"
• "We're on it, King Dad!"
• "Presto! No more garbage!"
• "Just like Daddy always says..."
• "Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Oh boy, it's hard work making you guys work hard!"
• "See, King Dad? Those humans are getting better-lookin' by the minute!"

Super Mario World

The Night Before Cave Christmas

• "I want one, King Dad!"
• "This Santa Claus only brings presents to good children? What kinda wimp is he?"
• "When I get my claws on Santa, I'll turn him into Christmas pudding!"

The Yoshi Shuffle

• "King Dad will love me...uh...us...even more if we bring him Luigi!"
• "(with Cheatsy) Mario?!"
• "Let's get 'em both!"
• "Sorry, dino-dud! Luigi got changed into an egg! I saw it!"
• "AWWW, SHUT UP!!! We'll never get started!"
• "HEY!!!"
• "Now THAT'S not fair!"
• "Yeah! I'm tryin' to put you down under; 6 FEET down under!"
• "No good! You were out of bounds!"
• "I'll leave footprints, alright...on their faces! CHAAAAARGE!!!"

Miscellaneous

• 「どれもこれもマリオが欲しがりそうなものやおまへんか。アクションゲームの中で手に入れたアイテムはマップ画面では使えへんからよー注意しなはれや。」("Each and every item is a thing what Mario will want. Note that you can't use an item what you got during the course of an action game in a map.") - Super Mario Bros. 3 Japanese instruction booklet, page 21.
• "Wow! Mario sure has some new neat tricks... I hope we can stop him!" - Super Mario Bros. 3 English instruction booklet, page 25.
• "When I hit the deck, my entire Airship shakes. Little twerps like you, Mario, won't even be able to move. (Heh! Heh! I don't think Mario will be able to time his jumps so he's in the air when I land. So it's time to squash him!)" - The Super Mario Bros. 3 Nintendo Power Strategy Guide