List of Wendy quotes

This is a list of quotes by Wendy O. Koopa.

Games

Mario is Missing!

• "Hey, how 'bout a kiss, Luigi-kins? No kiss? Then no brother!"
• "Big deal, one Portal locked. Return all the artifacts you want, Luigi-pie, WE'LL STEAL MORE!"
• "Let's hug and make up, Luigi baby. Wendy wants violets, not smelly old fire flowers."

Super Mario series

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

• "Huh? Ha! Re-hee-hee-hee!"

New Super Mario Bros. U

• "Nya nya nya nya nya!"

Mario Kart 8

• "Hello!"
• "Hi!" (when performing a stunt)
• "Yahoo!" (when performing a stunt)
• "Watcha!" (when performing a stunt)
• "Yessaaah!" (when airborne)
• "Yippee! Wow!" (winning 1st place)
• "Whoa! Ha ha ha!" (winning 1st place)
• "Yeah! Whoa-ho!" (winning 1st place)
• "Ha ha! Yeah!" (getting 2nd - 6th place)
• "Whyyy?!" (getting 7th - 12th place)

Mario & Luigi series

Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

• "Got the wind knocked out of your sails, didn’t you?"
• "Guess that's the end of them. Well, that was easy!"
• "Our paper versions are probably just busy doing important stuff back home. We don’t really need their help anyway. The seven of us can handle stuff on our own."
• "You could have just sat quietly in your cell like good little prisoners... But noooo, you had to escape and make us chase after you. So inconsiderate."
• "Ugh, it figures. Do we have to do everything ourselves?"
• "Stupid Larry! If he had been here, there’s no way we would’ve lost!"
• "We may have lost to you twice... but we can do better! Just wait until our third, fourth, or fifth fight.... Then you'll see..."

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga + Bowser's Minions

• "Go on, try your best! It won’t be enough."
• "You normally just pop out of the ground and get stomped, right? I wonder why Lord Bowser even keeps you worms around."
• "Let’s be real. I always play the biggest part in our schemes."
• "Unacceptable! We’d better go and save the day!"
• "Huh? The culprit’s already been defeated?"
• "SAY WHAT?!"
• "We’re the almighty Koopalings! How is this happening… If we don’t do something quick, we’ll be laughing stocks!"
• "Lord Bowser? Kidnapped? Don’t be ridiculous!"
• "Keep your lousy magic away from me!"
• "Hello, boys. Did you come all the way here just to see little ol’ me?"
• "I’m no fool, you know. I’ve heard ALL about your little adventure. Rumor has it you went and stabbed poor Iggy and Larry in the back…"
• "Did you say something, worm?! In any case, you’re too late. Soon, this whole place will be a private beach just for Lord Fawful and me! If you guys so much as sneeze funny, it’s not gonna end well for you."
• "W-wait a second! What is WITH you weirdos! AHAHAHA! No, stop! That tickles!"
• "Huh? Those guys… I thought they arrived with some Koopa Troopas."
• "Hmph. Fine then. All that matters is that I’m the guaranteed winner of this contest!"
• "I’ll prove I’m the most beastly beauty on the beach! All will bow down before me! Then everything on this beach will belong to Lord Fawful and me… Teehee! Just thinking about it fills my heart with girlish glee!"
• "WAIT! What’s going on here?! I thought the Chargin’ Chuck Brigade was guaranteed to win!!"
• "IDIOT! Now I have no choice but to fix this myself! The plan was for me to walk away with an easy win… But now I’ll just have to smash that Goomba Squad into jelly!"
• "Hmph! You got lucky when you beat Iggy and Larry! I, however, won’t show mercy. Prepare to be black and blue!"
• "I’ll finish this neatly with a trusty Bob-omb!"
• "NOOO! How could this happen?!"
• "Huh? Are you serious?! What’s your PROBLEM?"
• "I hope you know that this whole time… I’ve been going easy on you!"
• "We lost. US! The mighty Koopalings! It’s so wrong it’s almost funny."
• "Wow. You really think that Goomba’s the real deal, don’t you?"
• "Bahaha… You’re the worst!"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey

• "All right, what did you do with all those blorbed Goombas?"
• "Right. And to think, he’s just goofing off with those Goombas during an emergency. And when it’s been so dusty around here!"
• "Yeah, but for now we still report to Bowser. Do you remember what he said the other day?"
• "Hold on just a second, Roy…"
• "I know it’s crazy, but… What if their products DO have an effect on the blorbs?"
• "All right, Lord Junior. It’s OUR turn."
• "We’ve been here the whole time! Get your lenses checked, fool!"
• "Hmph! That’s one less fool for me to deal with. Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. LET’S DO THIS!"
• "Spill it, Ludwig. What’s going on?"
• "Why would you think that? Besides, we left Lemmy back there. He can manage a few blorbed Goombas, can’t he?"
• "You sure you feeling OK? You’re not about to blorb out on us, are you?"
• "WHAT?! No, that’s totally not OK!"
• "I KNEW IT!"
• "Ooh! This is NOT happening!"
• "Ludwig? Ludwig! I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME!"
• "Yeah, right. Did you hit your head, honey?"
• "Ludwig was feeling the same way, right before he ran off to who knows where. But if you ask me? You guys are losing it."
• "You heard the kid. Let’s get going."
• "Riiiiight. That’s definitely a factor. But didn’t it also help that Morton stepped in to protect you?"
• "We JUST got here. Patience is a virtue, honey."
• "I don’t think you understand. We need the Giga-carrot! Do you have that?"
• "No kidding. But for now, let’s leave him to his carrot obsession and keep moving."
• "Roy, stop. Let’s all just calm down."
• "What do you want?"
• "All right, she’s hysterical, but we should probably check it out."
• "Lord Junior… I know you’re in charge, but not even your dad talks to us like that…"
• "Yeah… Let’s go."
• "Lord Junior… You sure you’re OK?"
• "Wake up!"
• "Shut up! They’ll hear you!"
• "What’s that rumbling?"
• "C’mon, let’s get out of here. We need to find a safe place and regroup… And then track down Lord Bowser and Lord Junior."
• "This way! Let’s go."
• "Hey! What are you trying to pull?"
• "Just wait ‘til I get outta here…"
• "Aaugh! I’m gonna be sick!"
• "Oh, honey…you better not do that again!"
• "…just….trying…not to get sick. HURRP!"
• "Ugh…you’re such a weirdo!"
• "Lord Junior! Forget about me… Take these guys out!"
• "Thank you, Minions!"
• "…Did you really just say that?"
• "Does this look like open mic night?"
• "Put me back in the dang barrel."
• "Can everyone please stop telling jokes and start actually helping?!"
• "Lord Junior…I’m sorry I got captured. Thanks for bailing me out."
• "Right. Well, let’s get to it!"
• "Yeah, I don’t like it. The place should be crawling with hypnotized Minions. Then at least we’d know what to do."
• "To think…he still wanted to help Lord Junior…after how things went down…"
• "Roy! Can you hear us?"
• "What happened? He was fine a second ago…"
• "You remember who his dad is, right? Take what you can get!"
• "Are those footsteps?"
• "We’re with you."
• "Guys, hold on. Something’s not right."
• "Guys, remember what Lord Bowser said earlier? Well? Do you?!"
• "They say that helicopter parenting doesn’t work anyway. Just let ‘em run wild!"
• "You do? Well, what are you waiting for? Enlighten us!"
• "Yeah! I’m actually starting to believe in our spirit. C’mon, guys!"
• "Girl, this is MY look! Back off!"
• "Look at the sky over Peach’s Castle. It’s…glowing!"
• "What do you see?"
• "That’s the spirit, kid."
• "Uh, Roy? We’re kinda following Junior’s lead here, being a little mellow…"
• "Let the kid celebrate. He did show SOME restraint."
• "Outta my way!" (before the start of a level)
• "We got this. Ha!" (before the start of a level if no troops are added)
• "Here we go!" (Mystery Box)
• "Now you're in trouble!" (Doppelganger)

Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games (3DS version)

• "Ha ha, so you aced the preliminaries, hm? Well look at you go! Let's see what you've got, then! I challenge you to 100m Freestyle Swimming Plus! And don't you dare chicken out on me."
• "Very well. Seeing as you've begged me, I'll show you my fabulous freestyle form!"
• "Rrrgh, you won? How could that happen?! Fine. That's FINE. But I expect a rematch. I'll be here a while longer, so just say the word."

Mario & Sonic at the Rio 2016 Olympic Games (Wii U version)

• "Oh, hello. I'm Wendy, and I'm here because the Olympic Games deserve a dazzling, sassy heroine - and those two posers Peach and Daisy do NOT count! I'm the only young lady in the Koopalings, so I'm used to attention and press and all that. Kind of boring now, unfortunately. Ah, well. The life of a star..."
• "I'd never heard of you and hadn't been following you at all, but I really liked your swimming in the qualifier. I'll do you the honor of cheering you on in the semifinal. Oh, and I'm Wendy, heroine of the seashore. Wouldn't you rather have ME rooting for you in the 100m Freestyle instead of lame old Peach or Daisy?"
• "Well, huh... I didn't think YOU would lose. There's no telling who'll win in the 100m Freestyle, is there? Guess that's what makes it so exciting."
• "The 100m Freestyle must be beautiful! Personally, I try to set little goals along the course so I can see how far I've traveled. And while it's acceptable to save stamina for the finals, flashy form is a must when setting a new record!"
• "Nice try, but not nice enough. Winning the 100m Freestyle ain't no day at the beach. Is that really all you got?"
• "Say, you're not too shabby. But you're also hogging the spotlight, so it looks like it's time for me to take you on personally. Get ready, buster!"
• "Wait, I lost? Really? To you? Oh, COME ON! That's it — I'm gonna whip up on you good the next time we meet. Just you wait!"
• "Hmph. I was gonna use this win to catapult my name into the big leagues, but it was hardly even worth the effort! Now I feel silly for hyping up our match so much!"
• "Welp, I made it through. Big surprise there, hah! As if someone like ME would lose in the qualifier... My legions of adoring fans seemed to get a kick out of watching me compete, at least. Oh, the pressures of being a star athlete..."
• "The 100m Freestyle is the king of all swimming events — which is appropriate since I'm the queen of the Koopalings! I'm safely in the semifinals now, but if I'm not standing front and center on the podium at the end, I'd be dishonoring the entire Koopa race."
• "We're here at Copacabana Beach, but I haven't swum anywhere except the Olympic Aquatics Stadium. I wanna have fun in the sun with everyone in Rio! That settles it — once I'm done fretting over the qualifiers, I'm going for a dip in the ocean. Might even take a field trip to Ipanema while I'm at it!"
• "I lost in the qualifier. Me? ME?! I mean, is that even physically POSSIBLE? I don't even know how to handle this..."
• "When I'm in the finals, people get into fights over stadium tickets. As they should! I saw a single empty seat during the semis, and it made me so angry! And guess what? That seat was MINE! Larry bought it for me! Did he think I was going to lose or something? Ooooo! It makes me SO DANG MAD!"
• "Nobody was swimming in Copacabana Beach, so I went there to show off my world-class skill and ended up drinking a ton of salt water. Those waves were much higher than what I'm used to in the pool, let me tell you...I met some really cool people at Ipanema Beach — that's across from the peninsula of Arpoador, just in case you didn't know. Anyway, they bought me a huge meal and then took me on a shopping spree. Sometimes it's hard being as beautiful as me..."
• "Hmph! It's not like I'm upset about being knocked out in the semifinal or anything! I've just got, like, something in my eye..."
• "Heehee. Yeah, I won a medal. And? Like, I don't see why everyone's so excited. What else did they expect? Guess I'm just a big deal around here. Oh well. I'll just have to win another medal or two, and REALLY give them something to be excited about!"
• "Doesn't the glitter of my new medal look great on me? I swam my heart out to win this, you know. I'm practically part fish at this point. I hear people are even calling me the "Mermaid of Rio." Ha! As if some silly old mermaid could be as amazing as I am!"
• "That <medal> was practically made for me! It would have gone so nice with my outfit too... Well, next time I definitely won't waste my chance!"
• "...Hmm? You want me to take part in the Mario League because I'm also a member of Team Mario? Sorry, but you're barking up the wrong tree. Yes, I'd be excellent and so forth, but the fans get so upset if I don't let other competitors have the spotlight now and then. You know how it is! Or maybe not..."
• "I'm no slouch in the athletics department, you know? I bet I could be a big help to King Bowser if I competed in the Mario League. That makes it all the more frustrating that I'm left to sit and watch from the stands instead of putting my talent and beauty to better use!"
• "Hmph. The Mario League isn't really my thing. I wish it would end already so we could get back to regular tournaments. I mean, it's not like I'm just annoyed that I don't get the chance to compete in the Mario League. No, sir! Nuh-uh. Don't even THINK that's my deal!"

Paper Mario: Color Splash

• "*yawwwwwwwwwwn* Well, if it isn’t the man of the hour… You’re late. I’ve been waiting for you FOREVER, mister! I was beginning to think you’d stood me up. I thought to myself, ‘’Wendy, is Mario ever going to show up?’’ And then I dozed off. Anyway, Mr. Bowser sent me to stop you from getting your grubby little mitts on this Big Paint Star. And now that I’ve gotten some peaceful rest, it’s time to help you rest in peace!"
• "Now, since you did come all the way to Fortune Island, I guess you must really like money, honey… Teehee! Get ready for payday!"
• "All those coins, and you’re not even smiling! Well, I’ll smile big enough for the both of us. Take my picture, honey!"
• "Now, get ready for something more valuable than coins. Let’s see one last big smile before I end this. Say cheese!"
• "Teehee! That little Instant Camera Replica is like a baby toy!"
• "Here it comes! Wendy’s gorgeous golden ring! Protect your neck!"
• "My golden ring has you in its embrace. Your face is priceless!"
• "I’m tired of looking at your face, so how about I break it? Sound good?"
• "WHAT?! Why can’t I beat you?!"
• "Oh, FINE. You beat me. I get it. I can’t believe I came all the way out to this stupid island…waited in this cramped shell for days on end…only to lose! Well, at least I lost to you. Don’t tell Mr. Bowser I said this, but you’re kind of cute, Mario. Teehee…"

Television shows

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

• "I want it! I WANT IT! I WANT IT!" - Reptiles in the Rose Garden
• "You're just Princess Toadstool of the measly Mushroom Kingdom. I am going to be empress of America! Eheheheh!" - Reptiles in the Rose Garden
• "Gasp, oh! There, daddy! There's the castle of America's president. They call it the White House." - Reptiles in the Rose Garden
• "How dare you disturb the almost-empress of the entire real world!?" - Reptiles in the Rose Garden
• "I hate it when people tell me what to do! I HATE IT! I HATE IT!!!" - Reptiles in the Rose Garden
• "AAUGH!! I'VE BEEN KISSED BY A PLUMBER!" - The Beauty of Kootie
• "Why does that prissy Princess Toadstool get to go to a Real World concert and not me? Aren't you always telling us that you are the most powerful king there ever was, and I am your favorite only daughter?" - Kootie Pie Rocks
• "Aliens! Daddykins! Zillions and zillions of them! Twenty feet tall! Armed and dangerous and spewing smoke and fire and coming this way in heavily-armed spaceships! WE'RE DOOMED! And I don't have a single thing to wear!" - Mush-Rumors
• "Stupid Mario Bros.! Ruined all my fun! Come on, gang! I know when we’re not wanted!" - Crimes R Us

Miscellaneous

• 「アタイはマリオと戦うのは初めてだからこの表でよーくマリオの動きを研究しとくのさ。」 ("I'm studying his moves very carefully because this is the first time I've met up with Mario.") - Super Mario Bros. 3 Japanese instruction booklet, page 12.
• "This is the first time I've met up with Mario. I'm studying his moves very carefully." - Super Mario Bros. 3 English instruction booklet, page 13.
• "Hey Mario! Try some of my candy rings. I think you'll be surprised how they taste! (I hope Mario falls for this trick... He doesn't know that these sweets are deadly - yet!)" - The Super Mario Bros. 3 Nintendo Power Strategy Guide
• 「ハ~イマリオ<3ウエンディ姫おまちかね<3」 ("Ye~s, Mario <3 Princess Wendy has been waiting for you <3") - Super Mario-Kun Volume 42, (page 10)