List of Funky Kong quotes

This is a list of quotes by Funky Kong.

Games

Donkey Kong Country

• "Whoa, Dudes! My name's Funky Kong! My bodacious Jumbo Barrel can launch you to any point on the island!"
• "Most unfortunately, it can only send you to a place you've already been to... which is a complete and total bummer, let me tell you!"
• "You dudes need some lives or something? Jungle Hijinxs is the place for that!"
• "If you guys see Candy on your way out, tell her I'll give her surfing lessons anytime!"
• "Yeah, crucial Kongs! If you feel the need for speed, jump in and like, jet!"
• "Lookin' good, Kongs! Buckle up and blast off, you're outta here!"

Donkey Kong 64

• "Lookin' low, <selected Kong>-Dude. Let me max out your ammo." (Entering his shop with low weapon ammunition)

Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze

• "Whoa, long time no see! Welcome to Funky's Fly 'n' Buy. Don't tell me you forgot your pal Funky Kong? I'm here to help ya on another epic adventure!" (introducing himself)
• "Whoa, dude, welcome to Funky's Fly 'n' Buy! You got the coins, I got the gear!" (Entering his shop)
• "These Snowmads are a real downer... And right in the middle of surfing season, too." (Entering his shop)
• "Radical Kong! How're ya holding up? I wish I could give you a lift home, but I need coins for gas money." (Entering his shop)
• "Your tie is lookin' tubular, DK. Is that a cotton blend you got there?" (Entering his shop)
• "Man, I don't know what's up with these dumb Snowmads. Can't they leave us Kongs to chill in peace?" (Entering his shop)
• "Welcome back! I was just thinkin' about you, and how you could use some supremely cool stuff from your bud Funky!" (Entering his shop)
• "Yo, Kong! Hey, I was thinking about a groovy cloud surfboard, but I need some coinage for the tinkering." (Entering his shop)
• "Excellent timing! I was just thinking that I could use some banana coins. Got somethin' shiny for me?" (Entering his shop)
• "Red, green, blue... I've got more balloons than I know what to do with!" (Entering his shop)
• "Ever tried one of these Green Balloons? I hear they can be real lifesavers!" (Entering his shop)
• "Wanna buy this bird? He's more like a rental... He keeps coming back here!" (Entering his shop)
• "Hey, Kong! If you're feelin' a bit dogged, grab some Banana Juice or a Crash Guard and you can take anything on!" (Entering his shop)
• "No return policy on these barrels, Donkey-dude! I've had them for years." (Entering his shop)
• "Crucial Kong! Check out this groovy new toy machine I picked up! You can collect some fab figurines, dude!" (Entering his shop)
• "There's baddies down here too? Yeesh, not cool." (Entering his shop)
• "Man, there are even penguins out here? Not cool, bro." (Entering his shop)
• "Yikes, did we get blasted into the Bermuda Triangle or somethin'? You see all that gnarly wreckage out there?" (Entering his shop in Mangrove Cove)
• "Watch your step out there, bros--this ain't the extreme air you're lookin' for." (Entering his shop in Autumn Heights)
• "Hey, Kong! Hope you've been packing some sunscreen--those rays can get pretty extreme!" (Entering his shop in Bright Savannah)
• "Under the water is cool and all, but I still prefer up top on the rockin' rollin' waves!" (Entering his shop in Sea Breeze Cove)
• "Whoa, there's so much cool machinery on this island--it really gets the tinkerin' juices flowin'!" (Entering his shop in Juicy Jungle)
• "Mmmm, nothing like a fruit smoothie to get ya ready for some action!" (Entering his shop in Juicy Jungle)
• "Not cool, man! The whole island's frozen over!" (Entering his shop on Donkey Kong Island)
• "Nothin' like classic red for righteous revivals!" (Highlighting a Red Balloon)
• "Pitfalls got ya down? Way down? This balloon will really lift your spirits!" (Highlighting a Green Balloon)
• "This brand-new Blue Balloon has everything you need for some excellent underwater air time!" (Highlighting a Blue Balloon)
• "Squawks is the bird with the word on findind Puzzle Pieces!" (Highlighting Squawks)
• "Vehicle troubles? It's dangerous to go alone--take one of these!" (Highlighting a Crash Guard)
• "This. Stuff. Is. Awesome. I have no idea what it is, dude, but it tastes radical!" (Highlighting a Banana Juice)
• "It's a heart! You'd better not think too much about that, bro..." (Highlighting a Heart Boost)
• "Feeling the need for some jet-powered action? Diddy's got the skills!" (Highlighting the DD Barrel)
• "Want to get the jump on those frozen flipper-heads? Dixie's your dudette!" (Highlighting the DX Barrel)
• "Need a little extra spring in your step? Cranky's no spring chicken, but he sure is spry!" (Highlighting the CK Barrel)
• "Yo! I found this machine a while ago. It'll give you somethin' cool if you give it some coins!" (Highlighting the Capsule Toy Machine for the first time)
• "Want a tubular toy for your collection? Try your luck to get 'em all!" (Highlighting the Capsule Toy Machine afterwards)
• "Fantastic choice, bro!" (Buying something)
• "I wonder how many of those I'd need to hook to my board to get some air..." (Buying a Red Balloon)
• "Radical! I was about to say, if I had a coin for everytime I saw you fall out there, I'd be surfin' instead of sellin'!" (Buying a Red Balloon)
• "Radical red!" (Buying a Red Balloon)
• "Whoa, man, slow down, there! You're totally overloaded." (Trying to buy a Red Balloon when the player has too many of them)
• "I dunno what's in this one, but it'll help ya if you're down!" (Buying a Green Balloon)
• "Groovy green!" (Buying a Green Balloon)
• "I'd rather get my air from some extreme surfing, but this is groovy too!" (Buying a Blue Balloon)
• "Blue like the ocean--a breath of fresh air does ya good, dude!" (Buying a Blue Balloon)
• "Bondacious blue!" (Buying a Blue Balloon)
• "Groovy, gotcha down for an appointment with the bondacious bird! What, didja think you owned him now? Nah!" (Buying Squawks)
• "Oh man, I hope I don't lose my keys while he's gone..." (Buying Squawks)
• "With this, you can totally show the Snowmads what it means to be on like Donkey Kong!" (Buying Banana Juice)
• "Mmm, this juice is supreme! I'd grab the recipe, but I kinda don't wanna know what's in it..." (Buying Banana Juice)
• "Three's totally better than two, right? Yeah, that's totally right." (Buying a Heart Boost)
• "I dunno if it'll fill your heart, but it makes a great container for one!" (Buying a Heart Boost)
• "Don't worry, bro, I understand; sometimes you just wanna take the chill way." (Buying a Heart Boost)
• "Wait, are there dudes in these barrels?! Gnarly!" (Buying any Partner Barrel)
• "A monkey and a barrel--it fits together like radical sprays and supreme surf sprays!" (Buying any Partner Barrel)
• "It's okay, dude; sometimes I get lonely too!" (Buying any Partner Barrel)
• "You and Diddy are the best duo--like bananas in a bunch. Man, now I'm hungry..." (Buying a DD Barrel)
• "Dixie's got the simian style that'll get you out of any hairy situation!" (Buying a DX Barrel)
• "Just remember not to throw the barrel too hard, Donkey-dude--don't wanna break somethin' on the old ape!" (Buying a CK Barrel)
• "Man, these little things are so cool" (Buying one or more figurines from the Capsule Toy Machine)
• "Whoa, dude, you've got all the toys there are! Hey, wanna do some trading later?" (Trying to buy another figurine when the player has the whole collection)
• "Bummer, dude! Come back with more coins!" (Not having enough coins to buy something)
• "Hey, dude, I don't wanna be a downer, but you still gotta have the coinage..." (Not having enough coins to buy something)
• "Hey, man, I love video games too, but sometimes you gotta save your coins for more important stuff!" (Not having enough coins to buy something)
• "Hey, I think I dropped some coins when I was out surfing. You should go hunt 'em down!" (Not having enough coins to buy something)
• "You don't have enough, dude. Been spendin' all your coins on these cool capsule toys?" (Not having enough coins to buy something)
• "Dude, come back anytime! Like, really, anytime. I get bored." (Leaving the shop)
• "Remember to work with your buddies, Kong. A little extra help might be what ya need to find some cool hidden stuff!" (Leaving the shop)
• "Those Snowmads are a gnarly bunch! I hear they're enjoyin' your island. Go get 'em, DK!" (Leaving the shop)
• "Be careful out there, bud. Me, I'll just hang out here, 'kay?" (Leaving the shop)
• "Keep your eyes open out there, dude--those areas might have some sweet secret passages!" (Leaving the shop)
• "Show those pesky penguins the radical righteousness of us supreme simians!" (Leaving the shop)
• "Fight the good fight, Kong-bro--stay primal!" (Leaving the shop)
• "Remember to take a break for some surfing. The waves around here are radical!" (Leaving the shop)
• "Catch a ride on a big, juicy wave for me!" (Leaving the shop)
• "Hurry up, bro! The surf out there is lookin' excellent, and I wanna catch me some tubular waves!" (Leaving the shop)
• "Be careful out there, Kong--this island looks like it's got a lot of gnarly creatures waitin' for ya!" (Leaving the shop in Mangrove Cove)
• "Those mountains are cool to look at, but totally not my style. This place is for the birds!" (Leaving the shop in Autumn Heights)
• "Grab some shade where you can, dude--that sun is smokin' hot!" (Leaving the shop in Bright Savannah)
• "Don't get lost in that tall grass, Kong" (Leaving the shop in Bright Savannah)
• "There's some pretty cool stuff down there. Grab a blue balloon and double your dive time, dude!" (Leaving the shop in Sea Breeze Cove)
• "Better you than me, Kong--I wouldn't wanna end up as fish food down there!" (Leaving the shop in Sea Breeze Cove)
• "Man, this is a pretty rockin' place, but where are all the giant bananas?!" (Leaving the shop in Juicy Jungle)
• "I hear ice-floe surfing is pretty big in some places. Hmmm…" (Leaving his shop on Donkey Kong Island)
• "Come back whenever you need the help, Kongs! Don't forget that you two can help each other out both above and below water!" (Leaving the shop)
• "Remember, Funky's the monkey for all your shoppin' needs!" (Leaving the shop)

Non-game appearances

Donkey Kong Country: Rumble in the Jungle

• "Just surfing the wind currents, dudes. Nothing to get uptight about. Stay mellow, stay cool."
• "That used to be the biggest city on Donkey Kong Island. It's called Big Ape City.
• "I don't go looking for trouble, and most of the time it doesn't come looking for me."