List of Bowser quotes

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This is a list of quotes by Bowser.

General

• "Bwah hah hah!"
• "Bwa ha ha ha!"
• "Bwahaha!"
• "Gwah ha ha ha!"
• "Green 'Stache!" - Mario & Luigi series

Games

Platformers

• "Bwa ha ha! The water's great! Eh, Junior?" - Super Mario Sunshine
• "Mario! How dare you disturb my family vacation?!" - Super Mario Sunshine
• "Jr., I've got something...difficult...to tell you about Princess Peach..." - Super Mario Sunshine
• "That's my boy! Well put, son!" - Super Mario Sunshine
• "The royal Koopa line is strong as ever!" - Super Mario Sunshine
• "But for now...let's just rest awhile." - Super Mario Sunshine

• "Princess Peach! You are formally invited... to the creation of my new galaxy! Gwahahaha! This festival's over!" - Super Mario Galaxy
• "BWAHAHAHA! You finally made it! Just in time for me to stomp you into space bits!" - Super Mario Galaxy
• "WHAA--?! IT'S YOU! That's it, Mario! I'm gonna stomp you into space bits!" - Super Mario Galaxy
• "Finally! You got here just in time to see the creation of my galaxy in the center of the universe! WATCH AND WEEP! From this galaxy, I'll rule a great galactic empire with Peach by my side. It will last forever! I will rule every pitiful corner of the universe. So, Mario, as you can see, I got big plans. And stomping you is at the top of my list!" - Super Mario Galaxy
• "NOOOOO! My Galaxy! My empire! This can't be happening..." - Super Mario Galaxy

• "The power of the stars is already MINE!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
• "I"m HUUUUGE! Even scarier up close, huh?" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
• "I'm way too huge for this puny planet! I deserve an empire that's more ME size! And I'll put it in the center of the universe!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
• "Look at you, running around like a flea on a puny planetoid. Know what isn't puny? My massive new power... The power to flatten you like a space pancake!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
• "Gah! Give it up already!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
• "Why don't you run off and find some green pipe to hide in?" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
• "Hey... guess what, Mario/Luigi! Breathe a sigh of relief, because it'll be your last! Know why?! Because this is finally the end! THE END OF YOU!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
• "My powers...gone...My empire...shrinking...My huge cake...never got a slice..." - Super Mario Galaxy 2

Super Mario 64

All quotes are found in both Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS unless otherwise stated.

• "Gwa ha haaaaa!"
• "Welcome. No one's home! Now scram--and don't come back!"
• "Tough luck, Mario! Princess Toadstool isn't here..."
• "Go ahead--just try to grab me by the tail! You'll never be able to swing ME around!"
• "A wimp like you could never throw me out of here!" - original Super Mario 64 only
• "A wimp like you could never throw me out by circling the Touch Screen. Never! Ha!" - Super Mario 64 DS only
• "Grrr! I was a bit careless. This is not what I had planned...but I still hold the power of the Stars, and I still have Peach. Bwa ha ha! You'll get no more Stars from me! I'm not done with you yet, but I'll let you go for now. You'll pay for this...later!"
• "Pestering me again, are you, Mario? Can't you see that I'm having a merry little time, making mischief with my minions? Now, return those Stars! I stole them first and my troops in the walls need them! Bwa ha ha!"
• "Ooowaah! Can it be that I've lost?! The power of the Stars has failed me... this time. Consider this a draw. Next time, I'll be in perfect condition. Now, if you want to see your precious princess, come to the top of the tower. I'll be waiting! Gwa ha ha!"
• "To open the door that leads to the endless stairs, you need 70 stars. Bwa ha haaa!" - original Super Mario 64 only
• "In order to solve the mystery of the endless stairs, you need 80 stars." - Super Mario 64 DS only
• "Grr. If I've lost all the Power Stars, Mario is my only rival... No one else matters. Now, scram!" - Super Mario 64 DS only
• "Mario! You again! Well that's just fine--I've been looking for something to fry with my fire breath! Your Star Power is useless against me! Your friends are all trapped in the walls... And you'll never see the princess again!"
• "Nooo! It can't be! You've really beaten me, Mario?!! I gave those troops power, but now it's fading away! Argghh! I can see peace returning to the world! I can't stand it!"
• "But it's not over yet... Come on, troops! Let's watch the ending together!" - Super Mario 64 DS only
• "Noooo! You've really beaten me this time, Mario! I can't stand losing to you! My troops...worthless! They've turned over all the Power Stars!"
• "What?! There are 120 in all??? Amazing!" - original Super Mario 64 only
• "Wait, say it again. There are 150 Stars in all??? What?!" - Super Mario 64 DS only
• "There were some in the castle that I missed??!! Now I see peace returning to the world..."
• "Oooo! I really hate that! I can't watch-- I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Control Stick smokin'! Buwaa ha ha!" - original Super Mario 64 only
• "I really hate that! It's so horrible I can't watch. I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Touch Screen smokin'! Gwa ha haaaaaaa!" - Super Mario 64 DS only

Sports

• "I rule! Heh heh heh!" - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
• "Amateur!" - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
• "Do it!" - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
• "Go!" - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour

Mario Superstar Baseball

• "Time to play me! But why bother? I'll obviously win! Gwah ha ha!"
• "So, you finally got here, Mario! You're so late...and I HATE waiting! It's not like I blocked the road with rocks or anything! What? I'm serious! What's with the dirty look?! Anyway, let's just forget all that. So, you think you have the mightiest team now? I'll be the judge of that! Here we go!"
• "Yes, yes, play for my amusement, Mario!"
• "Hey, thanks for coming! Kick back and relax. This'll be over in no time!"
• "Bring it on!"
• "Boy, talk about bad taste... Gold-plated statues! Now THAT is some serious cheapness!"
• "I won! I am the strongest of all!"
• "GRRRAAAAAGH!"
• "You annoying weed! Oh yeah! I'll burn you like a weed!"
• "Let's just see who's stronger!"
• "I'm the mightiest!"
• "I'm playing you, huh?! Expect no mercy!"
• "No way you beat me! Feel the burn!"
• "Grrrr! Mario! You were too chicken, so I came for YOU! Yeah! Let's play ball!!"
• "Give it all you've got, Mario!"
• "Yes! I crushed Mario! I won!"
• "Peach! I've come to kidna...Ahem! I've come to play a baseball game!"
• "Bwah ha ha! Here we go!"
• "Yeah! Yeah! I won! Of course!"
• "You know I'm going to rule at this, right?"
• "Hmm... I'm over here and... Mario's team is over there... Huh? I... lost... my stadium. WAIT JUST A MINUTE! WHAAAAT?! Why?! How?! What's going on?!"
• "Not fair, cheaters! You're getting tossed outta there!"
• "You won't get away with this! NEVER!!!"

Spinoffs

• "I feel funny. I can't keep from dancing, and I feel...happy?" - Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
• "Get Out!" - Mario Kart DS
• "Eggland is mine! ALL MINE! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! The tasty-looking Egglings belong to me! Bwa harf!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
• "Huh? Get back here! You can't run! I'll hunt you down!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
• "I've found you at last! A little magic spell ought to keep you from running. Ha ha!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
• "Whoa! I never expected to meet Yoshi here!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
• "So you got locked in this pop-up book, too, eh? Gwa ha ha har! You say you're gonna lock me away? Ha! What a joke! If you think you can do it, go ahead and try! Bwa ha ha!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
• "Hey! S-STOP IT! What are you doing to the Koopa King? Ook! I'll get you for this! I'LL REMEMBER THIS DAY!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy

Mario Party series

• "Wah, Hah, HAH!" - Mario Party
• "Welcome to the Bowser Space! We've plenty of fun events!" - Mario Party
• "Now then, choose your event by roulette!" - Mario Party
• "Why, it's a [Bowser Minigame]!" - Mario Party
• "Here we go!" - Mario Party
• "What?!? Don't go copying my style!!!" - Mario Party 3
• "I'll show you the power of the Koopa King!" - Mario Party 3
• "Bow before Bowser, or feel my wrath!" - Mario Party 4
• "Until next time, gwa ha ha!" - Mario Party 4
• "It's now time for a Bowser Revolution! Watch helplessly as I redistribute your wealth!" - Mario Party 4
• "Here we go! Join the Bowser Revolution--not that you have much of a choice!" - Mario Party 4
• "One of my personal favorites! It's time for a Bowser Shuffle!" - Mario Party 4
• "Everyone trades places with someone else! Here we go!" - Mario Party 4
• "I'm not so good with mushy stuff like this, but...Happy birthday. I'm, like, happy and stuff..." - Mario Party 4
• "Happy times indeed! It's time for a Bowser Mini-game!" - Mario Party 5
• "Happy to see me? You're in Bowser's world now!" - Mario Party 7
• "Nice of you to show up! You're about to play a Bowser game all by your sorry self!!" - Mario Party 7
• "Too bad! You're playing the Bowser Minigame all by your lonesome!" - Mario Party 7
• "If you lose the minigame, watch out! I'm gonna steal all of your coins!" - Mario Party 7
• "Now it's time to spin the Wheel Of Pain and see what you play!" - Mario Party 7
• "So, let's see how you did." - Mario Party 7
• "It's everybody's favorite time, BOWSER TIME!" - Mario Party 7
• "Get ready for a reversal, ya crooks! Let's do the crime warp again! Bwahaha!" - Mario Party 8
• "You call yourself a henchman? You're a STENCHMAN!" - Mario Party 8
• "Now go make mayhem!!" - Mario Party 8
• "How would you like it if I used my fire breath on you?! You would get HOT!!!" - Mario Party 8
• "Bua ha ha ha! I'm here! With Bowser on the scene, you're a one-way trip to pain!" - Mario Party 8

Mario Party DS

• "It's time for you to plunge into the Bowser Zone!"
• "That's my most dreaded attack, the Zero Flame!"
• "It's time for the Final 5 Frenzy!"
• "Let's see how you shrimps stack up!"
• "Haw, haw!"
• "Huh? You're ALL evenly losing!? Then I'll CHOOSE who to pick on!"
• "So you need a little help from the big guy, huh? Spin this wheel and see what kind of boost you get!"
• "Ah, phooey! This stinks!"
• "Then get ready for another shrinky serving from the Minimizer!"
• "You broke the Minimizer! NOOOOOOO!!!"
• "You landed on a Bowser Space! Now it's my turn! What should I do to mess with you... What to do... I GOT IT!"
• "You gotta gimme coins! Stop your grumbling! Gimme 20 Coins!"
• "Whuzzat? That's too steep? OK, I'll cut you some slack. How about you just gimme 10 Coins, then?"
• "Who doesn't love coins? Especially YOURS!"

Mario Party 9

• "Bwahahahaha! I did it! Now to put those Mini Stars to good use!"
• "These Mini Stars are all MINE!"
• "Volcano stage? The one that keeps ruining our mine carts with all the molten lava explosions? That's Magma Mine!
• "I've gone easy on these chumps for too long! Time to send in my most devious minions yet!"
• "Presenting the ferocious Spike and the mighty Chain Chomp!!"
• "Spike! Chain Chomp! Go earn your paychecks!"
• "I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!"
• "Bwa ha ha ha! You've come so far and worked so hard. I'm almost proud of you... Almost. But winning's no fun if it's easy, right?! So here comes a little challenge from me, free of charge! You chumps should THANK me! Gwah ha ha ha!"
• "My Bowser Spin Wheel will decide what happens to you! Better it stops on something NICE!!"
• "Let's see what you're in for..."
• "I've got a present for you too! Whaddaya say? Want a WHOLE BUNCH of presents?"
• "Here you go! Just for you!"
• "Huh? Well then, I'll just give you a few. Here, take 'em!"
• "No?! Aw, c'mon! Don't be a stick in the mud! Take 'em!"
• "I've got a TON of presents with you name on them! Take 'em!"
• "Everyone check their watch!" That's right, it's Bowser time!!"
• "Wait, what? YOU'RE the one in last place?! That's just sad."
• "Huh!? You're in last place, aren't you?"
• "I'll spare you this time! Don't say I never did anything for you!"
• "Here! I'll double your Bananas! You can thank me later!"
• "Whoops! Can't split up these 2 [or 3] Mini Stars left over, can I? I'd better keep 'em for myself!"
• "BWA HA HA HA! That should shake things up a bit!"
• "Later, fools!"
• "Even I'm nice every one in a while! Write me a thank-you note later!"
• "Finally made it, did you? Well, all the Mini Stars here belong to me! So give them back immediately!!"
• "My explosive minion King Bob-Omb will defeat you all!"
• "Listen up, you good-for-nothings! This time the player in last place picks the minigame! So which one of you chumps is in last place!?"
• "At least pick a minigame you're good at!"
• "Everybody is tied!? Well, never mind, then."
• "Hooray for you! That's 10,000 Mini Stars [or Bananas], coming right up!
• "What? You seriously thought I was gonna give them to you? HA! If you want more Mini Stars, you can get them yourself!"
• "What, wait! Oh, I totally forgot! A little while ago, I got hungry and ate all 10,000 Bananas! Every single one of them! Not a single one left! Bwa ha ha ha! They were good too!"
• "Huh? That's strange. I could have sworn those 10,000 Mini Stars were somewhere around here... You know what? I must've left them at home! I've only got 10 Mini Stars with me, so you'll just have to settle for that."
• "If you think I'm just going to hand everyone Mini Stars because you all came in last, you've got another thing coming!"
• "If you want to rescue the Mini Stars, you're gonna have to defeat my minion!"
• "You're gonna regret that! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

Fortune Street

• "Once I win, Princess Peach will be mine - castle and all!"
• "Gah! Spooky ship! Is this where you've been hiding, you good-for-nothing Boo slackers!?"
• "Lava everywhere! The only way this could get better is if someone fell in!"
• "Let me show you wimps how to roll a die. You gotta put your arm in it!"
• "What a slime-brained design! Whaddya say I give this castle the old Bowser makeover?"
• "You can't tell up from down around here, can you? This is gonna make me dizzy!"
• "After I beat this bunch of losers, I’m gonna clear every last Yoshi off that island! Bwah hah, hah!"
• "This place looks kinda familiar... Aw, now I’m never gonna get that stupid song out of my head!" (regarding the Super Mario Bros. theme)
• "Feast your eyes on my castle, people. Not an inch that isn't awesome!"
• "What's all this talk about a legendary hero? Is Mario already famous out here? Legendary hero, my spiny shell!"
• "I'm gonna smash the smithereens right out of this ugly ship! It looks a little too much like... Mario!"
• "Gwah! You call this a vacation spot!? I’m gonna make a mess of it! Mario’d better get his F.L.U.D.D. ready!"
• "Hey, this place is pretty snazzy! Maybe I’ll make it my new castle! Gwah hah, hah!"
• "Why aren't my minions here to back me up!? Guess I'm gonna have to win this one on my own!"
• "Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"
• "I'll...I'll stomp this dumb shop to bits! Take that! AND THAT!"
• "Hmm... Who should I kidnap today? Should I nab [female playable character]? Or maybe that gold standard, Princess Peach?"
• "Bow down before Bowser, King of the Koopas, and get out of my way!"
• "Why don't you just give up now? None of you stands a chance against me!"

RPGs

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

• "Mario! Prepare yourself for the great beyond!"
• "What a joke! Put some muscle into it!"
• "N...n...NO!!!"
• "It's a chain reaction!!"
• "Eyaaaaa!"
• "This should FINISH you!"
• "Mwa ha! Did you think I was just going to GIVE her to ya? You're always in my way! This is IT! I'm gonna take you out, Mario!"
• "Fungah! Foiled again!"
• "The bridge is down, but we'll find a way to get back in. Move out, on the double!"
• "I'm the biggest, baddest brute around, and don't you forget it."
• '"All this power, and good looks too! I know what you're thinking..."
• "I'm gonna do something I may regret later...! But I'm gonna let you join the Koopa Troop. You can thank me later..."
• "Mario, she's a bit shy. Look the other way, will you?" - (about his Chain Chomp)
• "You can turn around now. She says she's been locked up ever since she took a bite out of Booster. So now... She wants to help us stir up a little trouble! Mwa, ha, ha!!"
• "I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can!"
• "No one, NO ONE, is authorized to kidnap the Princess except ME It just wouldn't be right!"
• "Here I was, thinking of a plan to get my castle back, and all of a sudden, Mario walks up to me and BEGS me to let him join the Koopa Troop! I had no choice BUT to let him in! It was so pathetic!"
• "Hey, sounds good to me! Let's just forget about these Star things!"
• "If Mario doesn't find these Star things, I'll have the princess, but I can forget about my castle... Can you run that past me again?"
• "Smithy's gonna pay for stealing my splendid castle from me!"
• "Hold it! I only joined so I could get my castle back. I'm not gonna be dragged along on this stupid hunt. This is as far as I go. I'm gonna gather my troops and rebuild my castle! And YOU, Mario! You're an official member of the Koopa Troop! It's your duty to help with the repairs!"
• "I'd outta rip your stuffing out!"
• "I can't just be PALS with these cretins! I've got an image to keep!"
• "Like the moon over
  The day, my genius and brawn
  Are lost on these fools."
• "And I'll take care of myself!" (a response to the rest of the team saying One for all and all for one!"
• "Just hand it over and get OUT OF MY CASTLE!"

Paper Mario series

Paper Mario

• "I wanna trounce Mario!"
• "I want Princess Peach to like me!"
• "Here you go Mario, good night."
• "Long time, no see, Princess Peach!"
• "Ha! This castle's under my control now, my dear! Now you will obey me!"
• "Today your pathetic little attacks won't beat me."
• "Gwa ha ha ha ha ha! Is that all you've got? How sad! You'd best take some vitamins, 'cause that didn't hurt at all!"
• "With the power of the Star Rod, I can finally have everything I've always wanted!"
• "I couldn't be happier, diary! I hope she likes me..."
• "Oh no! I can't believe I left my secret diary lying out! It would be totally embarrassing if someone were to read that thing. Wuh... wuh... WHAAAT?!! What's the princess doing here?"
• "Nothing makes me happier than a smile from you, Peach."
• "That jerk, Mario just beat the Koopa Bros. and Tutankoopa. Sure, they were complete wimps, but they were still loyal to me. I can't forgive Mario for disrespecting me!"
• "Oh, Princess Peach! Your cuddly old Bowser's here!"
• "Grr! It'd better be important. I'm right in the middle of a friendly chat with the princess."
• "What's this whiny little glittery thing? Confetti? Gah! Buzz off!"
• "Hey, you there! Tie the princess in ropes. If she gets out this time, heads will roll!"
• "Mario always defeats me... This time I became invincible and I STILL couldn't beat him!"

Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door

• "Bowser, the mighty Koopa King has arrived! Hold your applause, minions! But now that I'm here... Kammy! You crusty old hag! Why did you summon me?"
• "Oh, go ON, Mr. Comedian! I'm just DYING to hear the rest of your HILARIOUS story!"
• "Pbbbthbtth! Am I Mario's baby–sitter? I don't care what he's doing! Are you going to call me every time that guy blows his nose, or what? Sheesh!"
• "Crystal Stars? They sound like great world–conquering tools! I want 'em!"
• "I LOVE Fried Eggs! LOVE'em!"
• "But...what a weird question. Why do you ask?"
• "AIRHEAD!!! A picnic?!? You MORON! This is no time for fun! See, THIS is why my evil plans always derail! Because you clods always goof off! AAARGH!"
• "Under NO circumstances is ANYONE allowed to kidnap her without MY say–so!!! I will NOT stand for this! I'm going to Rogueport, NOW! I've got to kidnap her back!"
• "I, Bowser, the mighty Koopa King, offer my greeting!"
• "Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty King of GUYS WHO TALK TO POSTERS!"
• "You're both too old."
• "It's hag vs. hag! Awesome!"
• "Uh, actually, it's YOU who's gonna spill every bit of info out of your big, ugly head!"
• "I don't know anybody named Gonzales! Stop speaking in riddles, you chicken nugget!"
• "CRUD!!! Who do I have to flatten to get a Crystal Star?!? Who?!? WHOOOO?!?"
• "Well, we're here! Now where's this stupid Poshley Sanctum? A Crystal Star's there, right?"
• "Great! About time something worked out for old Bowser! In we go!"
• "Wh–What? That's... disgusting! Get away from me, psycho! You can't have my horns!"
• "...Whoa. I don't have a CLUE what you're talking about! You people scare me. Seriously."
• "I am Bowser, businessman of legend! Fear my accounting!"
• "DARN IT!"
• "Whoa, baby! Awesome! It opened! Talk about lucky! I guess rage really pays!"
• "Yes! This is it, Haggy!!! This is finally it!"
• "Gwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! At last, I've gotten my mitts on a Crystal Star! YESSS!!!"
• "What are you implying? I'm no little thief, I'm..."
• "Bowser, the Remorseless King of Evil! So I'll take what I want! And I want THIS!"
• "Bowser, the Shadow Thief! Not A thief, the BEST thief! I'll be taking this, thanks!"
• "The great Koopa Koot! I'm taking this! Mess with me, and I'll bore you to death!"
• "Whuh-WHAAAAAAAAT?!? A FAKE?!?"
• "You have got to be kidding me. You mean to tell me that LUIGI beat me here?"
• "ARRGH! Those Mario Bros. are the most annoying brothers of all time!"
• "The Thousand-Year Door...? What in the heck is that?"
• "YAARGHH!!! Then I'm going there, too! IMMEDIATELY! And I'm gonna RUIN Mario!"
• "What's the matter? All tired from battle, Mario? Yes! Easy pickings!"
• "Gra har har har! What's a finale without a Bowser appearance? A cruddy finale, that's what!"
• "Today's the day I flush a plumber down the drain!"

Super Paper Mario

• "Please tell me someone didn't just blow up my awesome new fort."
• "Bwa ha ha ha ha! 'We're under attack!' You jokers are the best!"
• "Hey who are those hairy guys in the back? We SHAVE around here, minions."
• "Bah! Mario... AND Luigi?! How'd you get in here?...What? My front gate was open?! How many times have I told those idiots?! If you're the last in, LOCK THE GATE!"
• "I'll tell you who doesn't make even a little bit of sense... Count Bleck!"
• "Enough! Release Princess Peach, right now! I'm on a schedule over here!"
• "Bwah ha ha! Will I marry Peach? Are you kidding me? The answer's YESSSSSSSS!"
• "MARIO! ...and Princess Peach?! Why do you ALWAYS have to do that? That's like the 1000th time you've shown up at my castle and screwed everything up!"
• "No more sequels! It's gonna end right here, right now. ONCE AND FOR ALL!"
• "But... But I'm Bowser! I'm grade-A, 100% prime-cut final boss! I'm going to take over the world any day now! No way am I helping Mario! He's always trashing my awesome plans."
• "What'd you say? If the world ends, there's not gonna be any world for me to rule?"
• "Don't get all cuddly with me, Mario."
• "NO! I'M NOT SWEET!"
• "Fine... C'mon. Let's get your stupid Precious Heart, or whatever you call it."
• "Yeah! Anyone who wears a cape and a monocle is just begging for a beating."
• "Trust me, any problem comes up, I'll stomp it into next week! I'll Bowserize it!"
• "Who are you supposed to be, Mr. Frilly Pants? You gonna tie me a balloon animal?"
• "Bwahah! You're such an idiot! This place makes me stronger too!"
• "Dimentio? Gimme a break! That's the lamest villain ever!"
• "Pbbtth! Wanna know how to thank me, bugface? Just stay outta my way, OK?"
• "Oh YEAH! I can breathe! But now my nose itches! Man, I hate space!"
• "Good gravy, you're ugly!"
• "Whatever... But the second this kid crosses me, I'll munch him like a green corn niblet!"
• "Space niblet! You OK?"
• "Hrmm... Mr. L. What a nutjob."
• "Huuuuurgh! My brain hurts! I can't keep up with plot points this complicated!"
• "Huh? What're you looking at, rocklips? You never seen a burly king of evil before?"
• "Hold up. Did I just hear the word 'UGLY'?"
• "WARGH! What are... HEY! Hands off the merchandise!"
• "Pbbbbbbth! Like I'm afraid of danger! Please!"
• "Count Bleck, Floro Sapiens, whatever... Stomping fools is my business! Show me a fool, and I'll stomp it! I don't even need a reason!"
• "What am I, blind? Shut up."
• "Hey O'Fatty! Take it easy! You're gonna blow out your beard, pal, seriously."
• "You need stomping. And I'm a Stomptologist."
• "Man, what a crybaby."
• "You part of that idiot's crew? Get back and report to your boss, you lazy worm!"
• "Oh, PLEASE! You know what you smell like, weirdo? FEAR. Stop crying and fight!"
• "Whoa, whoa, WHOA! I don't fight veggies!"
• "Think you can dent a shell as burly as THIS, pretty boy? Let those Cragnons go!"
• "'Challenger'?! Bwahahahaha! All I'd have to do is sit on you and wear you like a hat!"
• "I don't know who you are, but I got a 'rousing spectacle' for your face!"
• "Outta the way, pigtails!"
• "I'm all for being evil, but this is overkill."
• "Hey! I'm not fat! I just got a big shell."
• "Minions need to learn respect."
• "That Mr. L freak is a total insano."
• "Where am I?! And why do these jerks in shades keep jumping me?! And what's with the dark? And Peach isn't here... and I'm hungry! What did I do to deserve this?!"
• "You wanna break up what me and Peach have going!"
• "Dang! Why do I always lose?! What is WRONG with me?!"
• "She's gotta be feeling lonely without her burly, awesome hubby at her side!"
• "Shut yon trap, fluffy! You're talking about the WIFE of Lord Bowser!"
• "Hey! Concerned hubby over here, Princess Peach!"
• "Man, all I hear is CRYING! Show a little initiative! Can't we just rebuild the bridge?"
• "Are you the leader of all those Underwhere hoodlums?"
• "Are we gonna group-hug? Enough pep talk, gramps! I'm doing this for ME!"
• "Don't you run, Bleck! Your face is about to feel the burn!"
• "I've had egg-salad-sandwiches chunkier than this guy."
• "Hey, there's no shame in being smacked down by a huge, studly boss!"
• "Hey, Super Stupid Bros.! Get the princess into the next room NOW!"
• "Come on! Man up a little. You never give up this easy when you attack MY castle!"
• "Tippi! Yeah, you're right. C'mon, let's jump him!"
• "You believed your prophecy, and we believed in mopping the floor with you!"
• "Now THAT is a plan! Make a path!"
• "Who's running their yap?! Show yourself, bub!"
• "Bwa ha! Did I look worried? Shadoo, boo-hoo, whatever. What a total waste of time!"
• "Who are you, Chirpy?"

Mario & Luigi series

Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

• "Mario! Do something super!"
• "Attacking me when my back is turned, huh? Well that's typical! C'mere, Super Coward Bros!!!"
• "Urk... blaaargh..."
• "Uh... W-Wait a second! Listen... This is no time for fighting! ...Even though I would've won!"
• "Gah! If I kidnap Princess Peach in this state, she'll wreck my castle!"
• "Look, keep your diet jokes to yourself! They're not funny! Just get me out of here!!!"
• "I am Bowser The King!"
• "Bwa ha ha ha! Yes! Go capture that fiend and get back Peach's voice! And then I can kidnap her!"
• "We'll take my Koopa Cruiser and reach the Beanbean Kingdom in no time! Mario! We leave immediately!!"
• "We're leaving! Right now! So get on board, and make it snappy!"
• "Gwahahahahar! Don't be so modest, Mr. Green. I mean, you might look like a pain, but I'll take you along anyway."
• "Eh? What's with all the hoopla?"
• "You! You're the fiend who stole Peach's voice! How dare you pull off such a cool evil plan?"
• "Ow... Grrrr... Hey, wanna dodge this nut's attacks?"
• "Have it your way..."

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time

• "Gwah ha ha ha!"
• "This time, the princess will be MINE, you fools!"
• "Huh? Mario and that green wimp are here? What are the odds? I'll admit, you handed me my shell before, but not this time! Oh yeah! My horoscope said so! Today's the day I win it all! Gwah ha ha ha! I RULE!"
• "Urgh...YUUUUCK!"
• "Gotta go!"
• "This place is a pit! It's hot, stinky, dangerous, and one humongous fire hazard! I LOVE IT! Talk about a perfect place for me to build a second castle!"
• "This place belongs to ME, you twerp!" - talking to Baby Bowser (not recognizing him as his past self)
• "YOU'RE the copycat! You can walk and talk like me, but you ain't me. You're just a shrimpy brat!"
• "Me? You're the one with the bad attitude, Goomba-breath! You'll never amount to nothin'!"
• "Bwah ha ha! This little firebrand reminds me of a younger me. Look at him! The kid's got a flair of evil! I'm bringing him on board as my partner, and the two of us are gonna thrash you losers!"
• "GLAAAAAAARGH! Little dude! Get stronger and more evil! Always!"
• "SHNARFL? BLAARGH! Mmm...I can feel a power burning in my belly! What in the world did you feed me?"
• "Gwah hah hah hah! Aw, who cares what it was? I've been reborn!"
• "Mario! Green 'Stache! And you brats, too! NO MERCY FOR YOU!"
• "Hey! Listen here! For now on, you guys get NO chance to attack! I'm gonna flatten you with a attack barrage, baby! Enjoy! Bwah ha!"
• "Bwah ha ha! Sorry! No attacking!"
• "You can't dodge 'em all!"
• "Grrrrrrr! You pesky bugs!"
• "Hungh?! WARGH! What?!"

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

• "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
• "Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius! I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!"
• "MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice... But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"
• "Gee, well pardon ME, your royal genius!"
• "Taste defeat? You're going to taste my fist, you little piglet!"
• "Marching straight ahead into the enemy's feet!' Didn't you all learn that in Goomba boot camp?"
• "You like compost? I'll compost your face!"
• "A pox? You're a pox!"
• "I'll build a bridge or something! BECAUSE I GET THINGS DONE."
• "Kidnapping Peach? Oh, that is so completely my move!"
• "GWAHAHA! Great dark hurricane! Seriously, perfect backdrop for an awesome final battle! You really sweat the details! Listen up! You're saying the kingdom will vanish? NOT TODAY! THIS KINGDOM IS ALL MINE! SO YOU VANISH!
• "What's the matter with you? Your color is...weird! But, whatever. I'm still gonna win this fight, no prob! And for the finale, one KO punch! HERE I GO!"
• "TOO MANY WORDS."

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

• "Give it to me straight. Princess Peach is gone? Hello? That is MY thing! Only I get to kidnap her! TREASON!"
• "BAH! I hate beaches as much as I hate your voice!"
• "But I don't have time to deal with you now. See, kidnapping Princess Peach is my calling in life! I don't care what you did; I'll find her and nab her!"
• "What's this stupid warpy thing?"
• "That warpy thing smells like her perfume! Oh, yeah, she's in there. I'm sure of it!"
• "You think I'll let Mario find her before me?!"
• "Blech! Say it, don't spray it, dingbat! I don't "vork" with anyone!"
• "Huh?! What are you sayin', batface?!
• "Bad news, Super Loser Bros.! Big bad Bowser is about to be even big-badder!"
• "Hmph! I don't work well with others!"
• "I mean that you're a idiot! You thought you were using me?! ME?! Buddy, I was playing you like a bat fiddle!"
• "I'll tell you how. This castle? Peach? The Dream Stone? ALL MINE. You hear me? They belong to Bowser!"
• "Why don't you guys have yourselves a pity party? Me, I'm done with you."
• "Dream Stone! Let's get dreamy! Take me to the top!"
• "That Antasma guy just stunk it up!"
• "I'll be back!"
• "Mario! Green 'Sta- I mean, Luigi!"

Non-game appearances

• "...And then I'll join OPEC!" - White Knuckle Scorin' comic
• "I'll take brute force and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day, 'cause ignorance is bliss!" - White Knuckle Scorin' comic
• "The babe is toast, plumber, and you're next in the line of fire!" - White Knuckle Scorin' comic
• "Who were you expecting? The Tooth Fairy?" - "The Legend"
• "A stout ship, a loyal crew -- or else -- and lots of stolen money. This is the most fun you can have without pulverizing a plumber." - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
• "Whose harebrained idea was it to make a coin operated battleship?" - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
• "In case you didn't notice, I don't give a blond hog's hair about "honor"!" - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
• "This is gonna be excellent!" - "Just Deserts"
• "I should never have quit my day job!" - "Just Deserts"
• "Sob! My beautiful fortress! And I was going to conquer the world on Tuesday!" - "Just Deserts"
• "Will someone get me a drink without little paper umbrellas??!" - "Beauty and the Beach"
• "Don't hold the bomb when it blows up -- You'll waste a perfectly good bomb!!" - "Beauty and the Beach"
• "PTEWWW!! What is this?!!!! I didn't order Koopa Kola Plain -- I wanted Koopa Kola Crunchy!!!" - "Duh Stoopid Bomb!"
• "My ol' pop used to say in situations like this - 'Son, when you put your mind to it, there's no problem big enough to run away from'!" - "The Buddy System"
• "I wonder if I can put Lemmy up for adoption?" - "The Buddy System"
• "You wondered about that too, huh?!" - "The Buddy System"
• "Yeah? Well, they're gonna be flattened! King Bowser Koopa is nobody's fair game!" - "It's Always Fair Weather"
• "I'n terriby disappointed in all of you. Except you, Lemmy. I know you're a blithering idiot!" - "Bowser Knows Best"
• "What is it with you kids these days!! Is it hip to be stupid nowadays? Is there a fad nobody's told old dad about?" - "Bowser Knows Best"
• "Testing, 1, 2, 3, testing... am I coming in loud and clear? And a one, and a two..." - "Super Mario Adventures"
• "Ta ta, turtle dove, until next week. Here's a smooch for your sweet cheek." - "Super Mario Adventures"
• "Bwa ha ha! My sinister plot worked!" - "Super Mario Adventures"
• "Am I handsome or what!" - "Super Mario Adventures"

Miscellaneous

• "So Luigi, you're looking for your brother? I can easily kidnap two plumbers as cheaply as one! Come here, you..." - unused Mario is Missing! quote
• "D'oh! That was the only copy too!" - unused Mario is Missing! quote
• "Gee, the penguins kinda look like ants from up here..." - unused Mario is Missing! quote
• "Mario! It's time!" - unused Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars Psychopath quote