List of Luigi's Mansion quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game Luigi's Mansion. The quotes are listed by character.

Biff Atlas

• "Look at this buffness! I'm huge! How'd you like to be my punching bag, weakling?"

Boos and Boolossus

• "Who's there? Who dares disturb our sleep?"
• "Oh ho! It's Luigi! Look, guys! Luigi's finally here!"
• "We're gonna do to you what we did to your brother...only worse."
• "What's on his back...? It's...E. Gadd's Poltergust 3000!"
• "Everybody SCRAM!!!"
• "I am BamBoo, if you please."
• "Looking for me? Bootha!"
• "Wanna play GameBoo Advance?"
• "Speak not my name: TaBoo!"
• "I am the yummy Boolicious!"
• "I am TurBoo, and off I go!"
• "Allo! I am Boo La La!"
• "Just call me GameBoo!"
• "Fear the wrath of Kung Boo!"
• "Yow! Get down! I'm Boogie!"
• "You found me, PeekaBoo!"
• "It is my own self, Gumboo!"
• "Wherefore am I Boomeo?"
• "Name's Boodacious, got it?"
• "Boy howdy, I'm Booligan!"
• "It is I, fair Booregarde."
• "Jingle, jangle, Mr. Boojangles!"
• "Stinky, stinky LimBooger!"
• "I'm Boonswoggle! Plooah!"
• "Sniff, I'm BooHoo!"
• "Fresh, clean...ShamBoo!"
• "Call me Booris, und be avraid!"
• "Hi, I'm Luigi! I mean, Booigi!"
• "Little Boo Peep lost sheep!"
• "I'm Boo B. Hatch, I'm nuts!"
• "It is I, fair Booripedes."
• "Boomerang, coming at you!"
• "Time for the six o'clock Boos!"
• "I am Boolivia! I hate you!"
• "I am the lovely Boonita!"
• "UnderBoo's makin' a comeback!"
• "Who's shaking TamBoorine?"
• "I'm Booffant: nice hair, green."
• "Catch me? Boolderdash!"
• "Bootique, c'est chic!"
• "That scaredy-cat Luigi has made it this far...Oh, we're so frightened!"
• "I guess it's our turn then..."
• "All right Boos, let's assume our real form..."
• "But first, how about giving him a little scare!"

Chauncey

• "Hey! Wanna play with me?"
• "Ow! You gave me an owie!"
• "I just wanted to play with you...I HATE grown-ups!"
• "...Why do you have to be bigger than meeee? I've had enough!"
• "........Small...Now grow smaller!"
• "Small! Itsy! Tiny! Little! Wee! Ga ga goo goo GA!"

Clockwork Soldiers

• "The valve... The valve..."
• "Squeak squeak"
• "Heyyyyy, stooooppp lookkkinnnggg at meeee!"

King Boo

• "Who's there? Who dares disturb our sleep?"
• "Oh ho! It's Luigi! Look, guys! Luigi's finally here!"
• "We're gonna do to you what we did to your brother...only worse."
• "What's on his back...? It's... E. Gadd's Poltergust 3000! Everybody SCRAM!!"
• "White gloves! A cute little moustache! Soft shoes! How did you get out of my...?"
• "... Huh? Wait just a second... You clothes are...green..."
• "Hey, you must be Luigi! Whoa, you had me a bit confused for a moment there!"
• "What? You want me to release Mario? Riiiiight."
• "No, no, no. I will not give up my favorite decoration. I like Mario just where he is."
• "Hey, so what's that you got there? A Poltergust 3000?! Uh oh! What should we do, Boos?"
• "Good idea, guys! All Boos in this area, gather your strength! We'll blow him away!!!"
• "... We'll take a big Boo breath... ...and blow you away!!!"
• "Aahh, I could just stare at my Mario painting for hours! It's true what they say about fine art...it takes utterly refined sensibilities to truly appreciate it!"
• "The way you plead for help, Mario... I find it so...satisfying. Perhaps that is merely because I remember how much trouble you've caused me in the past."
• "... Seriously, though, who would actually believe that mansions get given away in contests?! Talk about stupid! What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway... Gullible Soup?"
• "Your brother came all this way just to get turned into a painting... It's just terrific."
• "However... This Mario painting looks lonely... I must have a Luigi painting as well! Then my gallery will truly be complete! Bleah HA HA!"
• "I am not afraid of you, fool! I fear only that infernal Poltergust 3000 you carry on your back! Stupid machine! But I am a KING among Boos! I swear it... I shall fear no mere house-cleaning device!!"
• "I must say...I despise the way you SHWEEERRPP-SHLOOOOP-WHOOORPP-SLEEEOOORG-vacuumed up all my friends!"
• "Don't imagine that I'll flee... I'll fight you like a true Boo! Now join your brother... ...inside the painting!"

Henry and Orville

• "Hey Mister, what are you doing over there all by yourself?"
• "Hey...Why don't you play hide and seek with us?"
• "Ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
• "Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyahhh!"
• "Yaaaaay!"
• "OK, we're gonna hide now. Wait outside!"
• "OOOO-KAAAY! You can come in now..."
• "WRONG! Nyah nyah!"
• "Not bad, mister."
• "HEY! That's not right! Play fair, cheater!!"
• "SMASH!"
• "Guh-waaaa!"

Jarvis

• "Whadda ya think o' me jar collection, then? Pretty amazing, don't you say?"
• "Welly, welly, well. We can't just let you look at 'em for free, now can we? No, I think not."
• "If you'd like to view me jars, you'd best challenge me first!"
• "It's on, then! See how many o' me you can freeze with that Ice, boyo!"
• "If you freeze seven o' me, then you win! Righty-right? But if you lose, mate, it's out the door with you!"
• "Filthy, annoying plumber! Go back to yer pipes!"
• "Righto! Bring it on!"
• "Game's over, mate! And the results are..."
• "You got seven o' me, boyo! I can't believe it... How could I lose?"
• "You made me face red for sure, moustache-boy! Maybe you'd fancy gettin' stuffed into one o' these here jars!"

Luigi

• "MARIO!/MARIOOO?/Mario?"
• "Okay!"
• "I guess you just can't plan for something like this..."
• "These look kind of comfortable... No, I'll stick with my duds!"
• "Now that I look at it--it's full of moth holes! Yecch!"
• "Now, that's a classic. I wonder how much it would sell for."
• "Looks like something might be in there..."
• "You know, I never noticed how lovely those red polka dots look on top!"
• "What a dreadful picture... But that candle next to it might be important..."
• "Simply delightful..."
• "Not particularly interesting..."
• "There's something fishy here..."
• "Boy, those Boos sure did make a realistic fake mansion..."
• "Was someone trying to show off or what?"
• "Just like a real person... how very creepy."
• "So much dust! This will never pass the white-glove test!"
• "What's this, an antique?"
• "I don't think I can reach that directly..."
• "Now that's just not my style..."
• "One really shouldn't open this kind of thing without asking..."
• "It's a picture...but I wouldn't call it art."
• "Oh, what's this?! This would sure fetch a pretty penny..."
• "Oh, what's this?! Just how I like it... Nice and clean!"
• "I could just gaze at one of these for hours..."
• "No one's watered this in a long time... How very sad."
• "Now THAT is what I call interior decorating!"
• "Hmmm... Weird..."
• "Gosh, I am just so finicky when it comes to hats..."
• "What's this?! This certainly adds to the atmosphere of the place..."
• "Now who is this supposed to be?"
• "I wonder how old this is..."
• "What kind of picture is this?"
• "I could just curl up there and sleep until dawn..."
• "Fabulous!"
• "If you look closely, you can tell it's really just a photograph!"
• "Oh, wow... I've always wanted one of these!"
• "This looks like it might break if I sit on it..."
• "Oh, I just can't stand the sight of broken things!"
• "I think I used to have one of these! Yeah, I did!"
• "Hey, it's flower season, isn't it? I almost forgot!"
• "I don't care much for pointy objects..."
• "Mmmmm, very elegant..."
• "Personally, I've always liked the bottom bunk a bit better..."
• "That looks like it might be fun to twirl..."
• "Wh-What's this...? Eeek! Oh... It's just a chair."
• "I wonder if there are any goodies there..."
• "This could be handy in case of fire..."
• "I really have no use for this..."
• "Looks like a fun place to make shadow puppets..."
• "Nothing unusual here... Boring!"
• "Looks ordinary... A little TOO ordinary."
• "Candlelight makes any ordinary room simply beautiful..."
• "For some reason, this makes me feel profound sadness..."
• "Well, they sure did pile odds and ends everywhere... Filthy."
• "I'm willing to bet there's something cold in there..."
• "Aww, it's gone out. Would relighting it do any good?"
• "Yuck! Talk about filthy!"
• "What's written on that sign? HERE LIES MR. BONES...QUIET!"
• "Didn't anyone ever tell these ghosts not to waste water?"
• "It looks old, but I bet it still has a nice tone..."
• "Hmm. Should I play it?"
• "I never could play the piano..."
• "If only there were a couple of cookies or something in there..."
• "Do Boos wash their faces?"
• "Wouldn't it be nice if I could raise carrier pigeons here?"
• "I'm quite taken with this..."
• "Huh...?"
• "I really should work out more. Maybe I ought to throw a few quick jabs while I'm here..."
• "I've always been a good runner..."
• "I should probably give that a quick vacuuming..."
• "Looks rather old and fragile..."
• "I bet those would fall if I gave this a good shake..."
• "Well, I sure can't read that from here..."
• "What's this?! Looks fancy!"
• "WAHAHA! Who designed this?!"
• "I'd like to visit outer space someday..."
• "I've been wanting one of these for quite a while..."
• "How disturbing..."
• "Did someone win a championship for this or what?"
• "Looks pretty normal to me..."
• "Breathtaking! A simple design with a dash of casual elegance!"
• "Man, I'm tired... That bed sure looks comfy..."
• "I hope that's sturdier than it looks..."
• "How could anyone treat an animal that way? I won't stand for it!!"
• "That would be a good spot to hide some savings..."
• "What a lovely crystal ball! You know, these give off such a beautiful glow when light shines on them... I wonder if my flashlight would work..."
• "For some reason I feel like spinning that..."
• "A fire feels good on a night as cold as this..."
• "Hmm...frozen solid. It makes me cold just looking at it."
• "That looks cold... Hey! I can see my breath!"
• "I bet I'd look pretty tough wearing one of these..."
• "I wonder why only this one's frozen..."
• "This looks quite old... I wonder how much it would sell for."
• "What a hunk of junk! You expect me to sit on that? Please! I have standards!"
• "Exquisite..."
• "What in the world is this?"
• "This is the kind of thing I would put in the bathroom..."
• "It's a statue... A very tall angel statue by the looks of it..."
• "Way to go, genius... Do you have the hang of that thing yet?"

Madame Clairvoya

• "Destiny chooses our paths..."
• "What...do you seek of me?"
• "I am Madame Clairvoya, seer of dropped items. Possessions of other people awaken vibrations in my spirit...If you find someone's dropped items, you should bring them to me. I will show you the extent of my vision.."
• "Ohh...Harummmm...no. I feel no spiritual vibrations right now."
• "Hm? What is this object you have here? Show it, please, to Madame Clairvoya."
• "Wh-what is this?"
• "If it isn't Mario's Glove! Ah-hah! Still damp with the sweat if the living!"
• "Hm? Just one moment...Did I just say Mario? Could it be...THAT Mario?"
• "Ahhh, I see now. Well, I see everything, so I saw it before, but now I REALLY see it. So you are the brother of the famous Mario...and you have come to this place to find him...Well, aren't you a good little brother! HACK ka ha harf!...Excuse me, I don't laugh much."
• "Oh-ohh! They come!"
• "Now the spirits come!! Come, spirits of power, come spirits of sight! Show me the awful things occurring here tonight!"
• "Crystal orb, symbol of my clan, use your darkling power to show us all you could! I mean CAN! Show us all you can! Show us this...Mario."
• "The light of the spirits come!! Show us what we seek!"
• "Ohhhh...Harummm...I see that your Mario lives..."
• "Well, he is not in the spirit world...but one cannot say he is alive...haaackth ha ha hork! (Excuse me, sorry.) Where is he? Where is he now?...Ah, the spirits fall silent!"
• "Uuuh...This is all I can tell you for now! Bring to me another clue, and I will show your brother to you. This clue no longer speaks to us..."
• "If it isn't Mario's Shoe! Why, the sole is so worn, as if he's walked a thousand miles!"
• "Ohh...Harummm...Your Mario is imprisoned... but where, oh where is he being held?"
• "Yes! A painting! Your Mario has been imprisoned within a painting! My orb shows an odd altar, and...c'mon you stupid orb... Yes! Above it, your Mario! Trapped in a painting!"
• "Acch! I cannot concentrate...This spirits are leaving me..."
• "If you wish to know more of your Mario, bring more of his dropped items!"
• "If it isn't Mario's Letter! Give it to me! I will read it at once! Erm...Sure it's OK, I'm a licensed letter-reader!"
• "What what? Hm...Let's see...L-o-o-k--o-u-t--f-o-r--B-o-o-s,--L-u-i-g-i-!"
• "Is that all? Not a novelist, your Mario. That must have been written in quite a hurry."
• "Listen! Can you hear it? The inner voice of your sweet, beloved Mario!"
• "Oh horrors! What is this? ...A king? ...King Boo!? What is this King Boo!?"
• "...I do not understand just what he means, but... Beware of King Boo! This is what your brother wishes to say to you. Ohhh, yes, a Boo who wears a crown. I see! This is King Boo! ...SO! He is the one who has captured your Mario!"
• "Ahhhhh! I can say no more! The spirits leave me even now!"
• "If it isn't Mario's Star! What otherworldy beauty!"
• "Ah-hahhh! I can hear it! Your brother, Mario! He cries out for you!"
• "What...? The power of the Boos? You wish to tell us something of their mysterious Boo-power?"
• "Ohh... Harummm... The Boos do indeed have strange powers... When they gather in numbers, their power grows stronger! ...But! They do fear your mighty Poltergust 3000!"
• "Ugh... I fear that I have only enough power within me to read one more of your brother's dropped items... my strength ebbs away..."
• "If it isn't Mario's Hat! Why, it's so clean, as if...SOMEONE JUST WASHED IT!...Sorry, sometimes I like to add a little drama, you know."
• "Ah, the spirits return to me! I see! I see! I see your dear Mario! The scene appears before me..."
• "Wh-what is this!? Bowser!? How can this be!? I see the hideous form of Bowser! Is Bowser somewhere in this mansion? I cannot believe it...And yet I see it... "
• "I thought that Mario had soundly defeated Bowser! Has King Boo somehow revived Bowser? This could be horrible! Well, for you."
• "Uggghh! Ahhh no, the powers leave me! The spirits depart! This is all I can show you, Luigi... That was the last of my power. But I have given words to what the spirits have shown... so I can return to my painting satisfied. Send me there now, you vacuum-wielding rogue!"
• "Ahhhhh! Finally, I can return in peace to my painting... Sweet happiness in oils..."
• "I thank you... I thank you, kind Luigi!"

Mario

• "Get me outta here!"
• "Hey, Luigi! What's the hold up!"
• "Hey, Luigi!"

Melody Pianissima

• "Hmph! This ragamuffin looks as if he couldnt't play a note."
• "My name is Melody. People call me the spectral beauty of the ivory keys!"
• "What a stirring performance! I haven't been so charmed by a piece for ages!"
• "You must have a delicate ear for music. Would you like to listen to my piano sonata? Well here I go."
• "By the way...what image do you think the piece's composer had in mind while writing it?"
• "No, no, NO! That's all wrong!!"
• "I put my heart and soul into that piece, only to be insulted? How could you, you awful man!"
• "Now leave me and think about your rude behavior!"
• "By the way...that song was featured in a famous game. Do you know which game?"
• "Exactly right! You got it!"
• "Very impressive! I guess I needn't hold back with you!"
• "Would you care to do battle with my lovely Music Sheets?"
• "Show him the power of genius, my Music Sheets!"

Miss Petunia

• "Ahh...a piping hot shower!"
• "Ahh...ATCHOO!"

Mr. Bones

• "For the luvva dirt, make that yappy dog be QUIET!"

Mr. Luggs

• "No one can see me in this darkness! No one no one no one noooooooooo-one!"

Nana

• "Hey, it's a funny man. Should I play with him?"

Professor E. Gadd

• "I'm getting too old for this ghost-catching tomfoolery."
• "Anyway, nice to meet you. I'm Professor E. Gadd."
• "I swear, this house seems to have more and more ghosts every day!"
• "Alright, youngster! Look lively! Follow me, posthaste!"
• "So your name's Luigi? I think our paths were destined to cross. Well met, Luigi."
• "Hmmm? Where's this, you ask? Why, these cozy quarters are where I do my ghost-studying. Professor E. Gadd's Ghost research laboratory! The Lab, if you're of a shortening mind."
• "You won this mansion in a contest you didn't even enter? Sounds pretty fishy to me... So, you believe the mansion actually exists, then... Strange."
• "I've been living here since I was a lad of twenty or so, and I'll tell you: That mansion appeared just a few days ago! The spirits have fooled you!"
• "I don't know if it's a dream, an illusion, or what-all, but I surely wouldn't be too happy winning a haunted house!"
• "Now that I get a look at you, I just recalled... A guy with a red hat kind of like yours went up to the mansion without even stopping to chat... and he never returned. Was he a dream, too?"
• "What? That guy was your brother? Oh no! That's horrible! He wouldn't stand a chance against those ghosts without my help! You have to go after him!"
• "Here's the plan: I'll teach you to deal with ghosts so you can rescue your brother, Luigi."
• "I detect spirits stronger than we've yet seen lurking ahead. I think...it must be some of those escaped gallery ghosts!"
• "You know that they're really different from the other ghosts you've seen so far. They don't show their hearts very easily. Nope, not at all."
• "When you find one, you should first use the X Button to search its heart for clues. Sometimes you can learn the best way to surprise 'em"
• "Well, Luigi, I keep my fingers crossed for you."
• "Oh, thank goodness you're OK! I lost contact with you all of a sudden...I was a tad worried."
• "Hmm. You seem to be a bit tuckered out after that long battle, don't you?"
• "Why don;t you come back to the lab? When you vacuum a Boss ghost, your Poltergust 3000 gets pretty much full to bursting."
• "But...ho ho...I guess you showed that boss ghost who's boss!"
• "Take a gander at this. This fine piece of work nearly twenty years to develop! I call it the Ghost Portrificationizer. This machine lets us turn the ghosts you catch into paintings. Not only that, it works in reverse, too!"
• "Hm? How do you use it, you ask? Well, it's simple. Just plug that Poltergust 3000 into that slot and enjoy the ride, my boy!"
• "The ghosts are invisible...so we need to...press them into visible forms and presto! Beautiful ghost portraits!"
• "Heh heh heh! Looks like you've run into a bit of trouble there. Maybe you need more training!"
• "There are some ghosts who'll try to grab and hold you...When that happens, try moving your Control stick back and forth to shake 'em off!"
• "It's the age old struggle for survival, my boy! Don't lose heart, Luigi!"
• "That was them! Those were the ones who released all of the ghosts from the paintings in my gallery! Those fiends!"
• "I wondered where King Boo and his gang had gone. So, they were hiding the mansion all along...Thanks for flushing 'em out, Luigi."
• "I'm tickled you found 'em but...perhaps it would've been better if you hadn't, well...let every single one escape. Just a thought."
• "Ah well, water under the bridge. Anyway, you should probably come back to the lab for a sec.
• "I've been waiting for you, young Luigi."
• "Your brother must've been taken by that gang of Boos...Poor feller..."
• "Oh now, don't talk crazy. They're not gonna eat the man."
• "But what became of him, hm? Odd that he hasn't come back."
• "Common theory holds that Boos grow in strength when they travel in numbers. They must somehow combine their powers too...Their power likely overwhelmed your brother."
• "If your aim is to save Mario, there's but one way to do it: capture each Boo and slowly weaken the group's power!"
• "But Boos, as their name implies, like to hide and then jump out to scare people. You've got your work cut out finding 'em..."
• "Heh heh heh. Don't get all down in the mouth, my boy! That Game Boy Horror I gave you has a secret function! I knew it's come in handy one day, so I developed it secretly. I call it the Boo Radar."
• "The Boo Radar will flash red when something round like a Boo is hidden nearby. Use it search everywhere, Luigi!"
• "All right now, sonny. Don't go tuckering yourself out. Relax, and just try to get those Boos one at a time. The trick is using the Control Stick and C Stick together. Don't forget, now!"
• "Mercy! You've already caught your first Boo! I've been researching those guys...
• "Well these Boos don't seem to like light much, that's for sure. They do their best to hide in and under furniture when they're stuck in a lit room."
• "So then I reckon that turning on all the lights in the mansion is the fastest way to find all of the Boos. Wouldn't you say, youngster?"
• "Okay, now send me the Boo and all the data you've got."
• "It's like you were born to capture Boos, Luigi!"
• "Ho! You're on FIRE, Luigi! ON FIRE!"
• "Unbelievable! There's no stopping you, Luigi!"
• "You've already found five Boos! You're a Boo-snaring maniac!"
• "I understand you're worried about your brother, young feller, but just take 'er easy. You have plenty of time still, so try to keep your shirt on."
• "Why not go to the Washroom and splash some water on your face? You'll feel much better, believe you me!"
• "Aren't you just loving my brilliant inventions?"
• "Hey now, Luigi! What have you found there? Let's take a look at that."
• "...Ohh...Ahh...It's...a Fire Elemental Medal! Now you can use the Fire Element!"
• "Yes sir, with that, you can catch Fire Elemental Ghosts!"
• "Hm? What's a Fire Elemental Ghost, you ask? Why, they show up whenever you see fire, my boy! They're ghosts of fire itself, if you will."
• "If you approach a flame, they'll be surprised by your presence and leap out into the air. Then you vacuum 'em up right away! After that, you can expel fire with the L Button. You can melt ice, light candles, do all kinds of stuff."
• "A meter will appear down at the bottom of the screen, so keep an eye on how much element you have left, OK, feller?"
• "You may have to use the Fire Element to defeat some ghosts...Keep that in mind, sonny! Don't say I never warned you!"
• "You're doing great, Luigi!"
• "Fantastic! Way to go, Luigi!"
• "Hey now, Luigi! Now what have you stumbled across?...Ohh...This time...It's...a Water Elemental Medal!"
• "Now you can use the Water Element! My research shows that these particular Elemental Ghosts leave their watery dwellings whenever you approach. You know the drill, vacuum 'em up!"
• "I hear there are some ghosts who can be defeated only with water, actually...Also remember water has purifying properties, so use it well..."
• "Don't get caught up with your new squirt gun, Luigi!"
• "Good to hear you're still OK! I list signal when that lightning struck."
• "Hmm. That was some battle you had there. Why don't you come on back to the lab?"
• "What? You think the lightning damaged the Poltergust 3000? Don't worry about it!"
• "Even if that lightning had cooked your goose, your Poltergust 3000 wouldn't even have a scratch! Heh heh!"
• "Hey now, Luigi! What have you found there? Let me see it!"
• "...Oh...Ahh...It's... an Ice Elemental Medal! Now you can use the Ice Element!"
• "Ice Elemental Ghosts are only found in chilly places. You'll probably find them in refrigerators and cold areas like that..."
• "My research shows that they come out of hiding when you approach. Use the L Button to expel Ice Element once you vacuum one of these ghosts up!"
• "If you press the L button all the way, you can shoot out a frigid lump of ice."
• "Yes-siree. When water gets cold, it freezes, right? Ice can be effective against water. You could use it on water ghosts, for example."
• "Even a hot bath would get cold pretty quick if you iced it down. Yep, that's a very convenient item you found there, Luigi!"
• "Yowzer! You got another one! You're cruising, Luigi!"
• "Don't get scared stiff, Luigi!"
• "Careful now, Luigi!"
• "Well done, Luigi my boy! This time I have a special bit of information for you!"
• "You've seen small ghosts other than Boos, haven't you? Well I'm pretty sure they're ghosts freed from the paintings of the ghost artist, Van Gore. I has passel of trouble the first time I captured him..."
• "I know that artists strive to give life to their canvasses, but this guy brought ghosts to life every time he picked up a brush!"
• "Did you see that Boo just give up at the end, Luigi? Your reputation is spreading!"
• "Oh, what a relief! That white mist interrupted your signal. Hmmmm. You seem to have done some serious work there! Why don't you come back to the lab?"
• "We can have dinner while we gaze at these ghost paintings! Tonight I'll make an old family recipe."
• "Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marmalade!"
• "Are you done appreciating art for today, Luigi?"
• "This is the gallery. This is where I hang all my paintings... ghost paintings, that is!"
• "When I was young, I designed a machine to turn ghosts into paintings, and I traveled the world collecting 'em. Oh, it was glamorous, I tell you!"
• "Well, then. Now I have to tell you...a horrifying story... The last ghost I caught was No. 22, Boolossus, but there are lots of Boos, and King Boo rallied them all to take revenge upon me! They used my machine to free Boolossus from the painting... then they went and turned all my other portraits back into ghosts, too!"
• "As if that weren't enough, they built a mansion in front of my lab in the space of a single night, and then they all hid inside! If I told anybody else this stuff, they'd probably have me committed!"
• "I'm sure my portrait ghosts are somewhere inside the mansion. I just have to get 'em back!"
• "Just looking?"
• "I designed the Game Boy Horror as a communications terminal. It has all sorts of functions. For example, you can press the Z button to see a list of the items you've picked up. Give it a try after you get some coins. Of course, you'll also be able to see portrait ghosts there once you capture some."
• "You can also use the Y button to display a map of the mansion. The display will color the rooms as you visit 'em. Check the map if you ever get lost."
• "Got all that, sonny?"
• "All right, then!"
• "Where will you go, Luigi?"
• "Good luck!"
• "Luigi, you did it! Truly remarkable, my boy! I supplied the Poltergust 3000, but you ran with it all the way to the top, sonny!"
• "You've made me so...SNIFFF...proud...SNORT! Get ahold of yourself, Gadd!"
• "... What's that? You found King Boo? He jumped into a painting of Bowser, you say? He even blew fire at you?"
• "... Well, well... In all my years of ghost research, I've never heard such a fantastical tale! ... And that career spans sixty years, mind you. Why, I still recall starting out as a young whelp who trembled at the mere thought of a ghost, TREMBLED, I say..."
• "Oh, beg your pardon! This old brain goes recollecting every now and then... I could sit down and fill a week spinning ghost yarns. Why, just last..."
• "... Right, well, anyhoo, Luigi! Grab your brother's painting and bring him to the lab! Heh heh heh... The poor little feller's fallen asleep..."
• "He must have just collapsed with relief and exhaustion when he saw you arrive... I'll get the machine ready to return your brother to his former state, all righty? I'll be expecting you both!"
• "This'll mess with your head: All your hard work lasted only a single night! Well done, Luigi!
• "The mansion those Boos built disappeared into the night, but that treasure seems to be real. I have no interest in such stuff, so go on and keep it all! Use it however you like!"
• "Say what? Enough rattling on about money? I guess we'd better get your brother back then. Of course, your brother's really important, but first we have to take care of these last ghosts!"
• "I'd wager dollars to donuts that nobody but me has such lovely paintings! Heh heh heh!"
• "Ghosts seem to like darkness, and they avoid the light. So if you hit 'em with a flashlight beam all of a sudden, you can stun 'em momentarily! Then it's vacuuming time!"
• "When you see your chance, hold down the R button and tilt the Control Stick in the opposite direction!"
• "Just give it a try. You'll learn more that way than just listening to me yap about it."
• "Remember, as soon as you see a ghost's heart, that's your chance to vacuum 'em up! While vacuuming, tilt the Control Stick in the opposite direction to bring 'em in!"
• "When that surprised ghost's heart appears, vacuum it with the R Button and the Control Stick. Tilt the Control Stick in the direction opposite the ghost."
• "Tilt the Control Stick in the opposite direction quickly and repeatedly for the best results! You have to get as close as you can before flashing the light."
• "Surprise 'em with the light when they get close! Pow! Pow! The more, the better! Got it?"
• "Ghosts love to hide in dark places. Isn't that a hoot? There! Here they come!"
• "Catching ghosts means using the flashlight and the Poltergust 3000 as a team, you get me, young feller?"
• "That'll do! Well, how many did you get?"
• "Whoo-hoo! Nine ghosts! Excellent, Luigi!"
• "Hey, seven ghosts! That's how to do it, Luigi!"
• "Six ghosts? Well done, Luigi!"

Shivers

• "Ah, the beautiful Melody will not even give me the time of day...What must I do to win her?...Passion! Yes! That's it! I will show her I burn for her! My unbridled passion will scorch her soul!"
• "Aaaaah! Fire! Fire! FIRE! Run away! Run awaaaaay!"
• "The burning flames of unbridled passion! Or...wait, how about the passionate flames of unbridled burning?"

Slim Bankshot

• "You want some of this?"

Sir Weston

• --Missing examination quote--
• "HOT! OH VERY HOT! You! You're making it too HOT!"
• "I'm going to cook in this heat! I'm going to melt!"
• "Did YOU light these fires? What were you thinking?"
• "People who start fires in this mansion had better be ready to pay the price!!!"
• "Now learn your lesson!!"

Sue Pea

• "... Do not try to wake me ..."
• "GOOOO AAWAAAAYYY!!!"
• "I won't wet the bed... I promise."
• "Ngggh, snurrggghhhkk, ZZZZZ!!!"

Toad

• "Boo hoo hoo! Where did you go Mario? Waaaaaah! Wah!"
• "Wah...Wow! It's Luigi! You finally made it! Oh, joy!"
• "Me? Well, Princess Peach asked me to come here to look for Mario. He left when he heard that you'd won a mansion, and he never returned!"
• "Th...then when I arrived here, the mansion was full of ghosts, and I didn't see Mario anywhere, and I kind of freaked out a little, and I didn't know what to do!! It's been awful!"
• "Please, please, please, you HAVE to help me find Mario! If he doesn't get back, you have no idea how upset the princess will be! She'll flip"
• "I'm...so very...blue..."
• "Yay! Thanks, Luigi! You made my dark and stormy night!"
• "Sniffle...I, uh... dropped a REALLY important thing into the toilet. I didn't mean to!"
• "What in the...!?"
• "Heyy... You're right! No point crying over spilt milk! I suppose I'll just flush that old worry away. Yup, I'll just let it swirl on down the depths and let happiness refill my life!"
• "Luigi! A Boo! There was this big Boo flying around here! Be extra careful!"
• "Sniff...sob...Suh-something TERRIBLE is in that well..."
• "You saw him, didn't you? How could they DO that to Mario?"
• "When I saw him like that, I completely lost it and ran through the mansion looking for a hiding place!"
• "While I was running, though, I did happen to notice that Mario left some of his things lying around the place. A hat, a glove, a shoe, a letter, and a star. I saw five items all together."
• "I'd go collect them for you if I could remember where ther were. Yeah...I probably should've picked some up...
• "You're a true Mario brother!"
• "Whaa-huh? Really?! You'll find all Mario's items for me!?"
• "Yippee-skip-yahoo!"
• "By the way, I have a good idea about what to do with Mario's things!"
• "There's a ghost around here somewhere who can see the future by touching a person's personal effects. Her name is Madame Clairvoya."
• "I'm sure Madame Clairvoya would be able to tell you how Mario got turned into a painting if she had those items. Why don't you try showing those items to her? She seems to linger in the room with the crystal ball..."

Vincent Van Gore

• "Eet eez you, no? You interfere with my afterlife's work!"
• "You filthy swine! You're blind to zee life I give my creations!"
• "Zen very well... I will show you zee mastery of my art!"
• "My... My creations!!"
• "But even if I disappear, my work will live on... Zat eez right, n'est-ce pas? Art eez eternal!"
• "Honh? You say zat only one of my creations eez left? But zees cannot be!"
• "Zut alors!"