List of Kamek quotes

This is a list of quotes by Kamek.

Platformers

• "So long! Enjoy your flight!" - Super Mario Galaxy

Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island

Original quote	Changes in the remake
SCRREEEECH!!! THE BABIES ARE MINE!	One "E" in "SCREEEECH!!!" was removed
AAAAAAAAAAKK!!	Unchanged
So you're still on the baby's side, Yoshi-baby? Then get a load of this!	Comma added after "So", "this" changed to all caps (emphasized)
Hi there cute lil' Yoshi! Does baby Mario wanna go to Bowser's Castle? I'll take him there in a hurry! Tee, hee, hee...	Comma added after "there", "baby" capitalized, ellipsis at the end changed to period
Oh yes, we have baby Mario's twin brother at Bowser's Castle, but we're not handing him over to the likes of you!	"Baby" capitalized, quotation split into two sentences as opposed to just one (through changing the second comma to a period)
Yoshi-dear, that baby is going to cause disaster to befall the Koopas. So give him here before you accidentally get hurt!	Changed to "Yoshi dear, that baby is going to mean disaster for the Koopas! So give him here before you get hurt by accident!"
Great job, Yoshi! Now, you will be Froggy's lunch!! Hee, hee, hee!	Double exclamation point in second sentence changed to single exclamation point, commas removed from laughter noise
Give it up Yoshi, you cutie without a navel! Ooopp- forget it...	Changed to "Give up, Yoshi, you egg-throwing maniac! Ooops... Forget that!"
OH, MY!!	Unchanged
Yoshi! Oh dear... Well, Marching Milde will pound you to bits!!	Unchanged
Little Koopa come through for me now! Go forth and rock Yoshi's world	Comma added after "Koopa", word "forth" removed, period added at end
Aaaaah, Yoshi! To get this far you must be powerful, but remember: This slug has no weak points!!	Changed to "Aaaaagh! Yoshi! To get this far, you must be full of power, but... This slug has no weak points!!"
You can, ah, will, aaah, never enter the Koopa Kingdom! I banish you to forever twinkle in the heavens, BE GONE!!	Comma after "heavens" changed to period, "BE" and "GONE" combined as one word
Eeeeek!! How did you? You-- I never expected you to get this far! EEEEEE! Now it's over! Your game ends HERE!!	Ellipsis added after question mark, double hyphen after second "you" changed to exclamation point, "this" changed to "so"
YOU! are n-n-not welcome HERE!!! Yoshi, please hand OVER THE BABY!	Changed to "Welcome!!! Yoshi, if you would be so kind, please HAND OVER THE BABY!"
Oh, dear... What to do... Young Master Bowser wakes...	Unchanged
Yoshi, why did you do this??? Young Master, let me help you! Here!	"Why did you..." changed to "how could you..."
How dare you?! It's not fair... You are such a meanie... Someday... We will be back... You'll see! Waaaaaah...	"Big" added before "meanie", crying noise removed

Kamek also says an additional quote that only exists in the remake's manual:

• "Go forth and find the other baby!! Don't let his parents get him back! Ever!!"

Yoshi's Island DS

It has been requested that this section be rewritten. Reason: the rest of the quotes said by Kamek in Yoshi's Island DS are missing (tagged on February 27, 2016)

• "Sir Bowser! Defeat is not an option! There's only one thing left to do..."

Yoshi's New Island

• "Hey there, li'l Yoshi! That baby is mine, so be a darling and HAND HIM OVER!!"
• "So what if we have wee Luigi at Bowser's Castle?! We'll never ever hand him over!"
• "You made it?! HUGE mistake. Say hello to Big Beanie and his unstoppable vines!"
• "Silly Yoshikins. Give up the baby already, or I'll be forced to blast you sky-high!"
• "OK. I get it. You're clearly not giving up the baby without a fight. Time for Plan B..."
• "Still on the youngster's side, Yoshi-baby? Then just try to protect him from Count Fang!"
• "EEEEEEEK! That tears it! Time to end your journey with my handy balloon bombs!"
• "*Pant, pant...* Not bad... Not bad at all... Why not put the baby down and go take a break?!"
• "Know what time it is? It's time to GIVE UP. Otherwise you'll be in... a real pinch! Ke he he!"
• "I'm SO over the going-easy-on-you strategy. Full-force time!"
• "How do you two keep BEATING ME?! I'm going to get you for really real next time! "
• "See Fred there? Watch me bulk up his tough armor! Basically that means IT'S ALL OVER!"
• "OK. You've gut guts, I'll give you that much. But what's next will haunt your li'l Yoshi dreams!"
• "But... How...? Hey, why not give me the baby so I can get some answers? Heh heh..."
• "You can't *gasp*... You'll never *gasp*... enter Bowser's Castle! Jump into some thorns!"
• "Eeeeek!! I don't GET it. You weren't supposed to make it this far! EEEEEE! It's all over now! Your nonsense ends HERE!!"
• "Aaaagh! You got past me AGAIN?! This is getting silly! That is IT. YOUNG MASTER!!"
• "Welcome!! Now, Yoshi, my lamb, if you would be a dear and please HAND OVER THE BABY!"
• "Oh dear... What to do... Young Master Bowser awakens from his sweet slumber... "
• "Yoshi, how could you DO such a thing??? Little Master, let me give you a hand!"
• "How DARE you?! It's just not right... You big, green meanie... One of these days... we'll be back... You just wait and see!"
• "Master Bowser?! NO!! You little monsters! Let me help you, my masterful Master!"

Spinoffs

• "Welcome! It's time to face my magic!" - Mario Party DS
• "Get a load of this spell. I call it Kamek Spell No. 8!" - Mario Party DS
• "Hee hee hee! I, Kamek, came in first! I am the Superstar! And since I'm the Superstar, these Mini Stars that we gathered belong to me! Hee hee hee! So, if you don't mind, I'll be taking them now!" (I can't let those meddlers take Bowser's Mini Stars!) See you later!" - Mario Party 9

RPGs

• "This... is... Smithy's castle! No trespassers... allowed!" - Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
• "That's...my child?" - Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
• "Huh? I made it back here SOMEHOW, but it appears that I've been brainwashed, or something. Have I done something... wrong?" - Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
• "It looks like you've got some tough new troopers, now. But my magic can still help you..." - Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
• "Hey! What did you feed Bowser, you creepy little weasel!?" - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story
• "That oughta fix you up." - Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time

• "Prince Bowser! Let's hightail it out of here!"
• "Ah-HAAAAA!! You! You little red and green insects! Didn't I try to kidnap you once? Yeah, I did! Boy, THAT didn't work out so well.... and you don't look quite so little anymore.... And you're much hairier, too.... Weird....but none of that matters! You like bothering our budding master of evil, do you? Then I'll bother YOU up!"
• "Yaaaaaaaaaack! How long do I have to do this?! I'm in a hurry!"
• "Prince Bowser! Let's scram!"
• "Snacks.... Must find snacks...."
• "Score! And doesn't look like anyone's home, so I'll just help myself to the goods."
• "You gotta wonder why this place is so empty, through...."
• "Whoa! You hairy jerks again! Chased me all the way to this stupid island, have you?"
• "Huzzat? You want the Cobalt Star shards back?"
• "Hey, I got my own problems. I'm on a snack run for Prince Bowser. He's on the cliff top. I don't have time for you guys! These snacks ain't gonna snack on themselves!"
• "Hey, what's your beef, pal? I'm not tasty enough for you?! I'm prime Koopa, you snob!"
• "You're lucky I'm in a rush."
• "I gotta get these snacks to the prince, pronto, or I would whip that snooty pink tail for you."
• "Boy, you doofuses just get on a Koopa's tail and STAY there, don'tcha?"
• "Well, try this on for size..."
• "Unless those overalls are fireproof, you're gonna barbecue, you weenies! Give up now!"
• "You really think you're tough? Then make it to the cliff top, losers! I'd LOVE to see it!"
• "Prince Bowser, LITTLE bites! Oh, here, have some warm milk. It's, uh, from an evil cow."
• "Yeah... It's been...great."
• "Ack! Baby alert!"
• "Prince Bowser! Take it easy!"
• "Leave this rabble to me. You just go walk it off, Your Hungriness!"
• "You guys are really starting to chap my shell."
• "I'm gonna yank out all those mustache hairs...AFTER I beat those cookies out of you!"
• "Oooh, which one's the REAL me?"

Paper Mario: Sticker Star

• "Hmmm... Where'd you go, little Toadie?"
• "You little scamp... Hiding something good in your pocket even when I ask ever so politely to have a look at it. Very suspicious, indeed."
• "I imagine it's something quite rare... and something to do with stickers. I'm afraid I will be obliged to relieve you of it and report you to King Bowser!"
• "Oh my, and who could this be? If it isn't little Mario!"
• "Keh heh heh... That little incident at the Sticker Fest has gotten you on the move, has it? How lovely for us all."
• "You know, when I think "little Mario," I think "Bowser's perpetual enemy." Which makes you MY enemy."
• "Yes... Well, this will seem rather rude since we've only just met, but..."
• "Let's get you out of the way quickly, shall we? Prepare for ruin!"
• "Hmmm... You're as good as they say. I can't believe I lost to you."
• "It really makes a fellow feel nasty, and when I feel nasty, I feel like DOING something nasty, like..."
• "Ka ha ha! You didn't want to collect this comet piece, did you?"
• "Oh my, how utterly rude of me. Please, by all means! Catch!"
• "Oopsie, did it just fly off somewhere? Oh dear."
• "But I told you to catch it, didn't I? And you failed. Ka ha ha ha ha ha!"
• "Oh well. Best of luck!"

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

• "Actually... Yeah, you know, this frilly pink thing is pretty darn cute, I must say."
• "I mean, those blue robes are so DRAB. Sometimes I open the closet and just gag."
• "Ooh, a WARM welcome to Neo Bowser Castle!"
• "Ka ha ha ha! So you came all the way here to be destroyed?!"
• "I'll admit, knocking the castle from the sky was impressive...but that was just luck."
• "And from now on, I think you'll find that things have turned most awfully bad!"
• "Kee hee hee!"
• "The paths between rooms... Oh, they're all messed-up!"
• "You may wander in this room for the rest of your sad lives!"
• "Keh!"
• "I am your only key to moving on...and you'll never catch me!"
• "And as you suffer, I trust you'll regret ever making Bowser mad!"
• "Wh-what is this?"
• "You dare attempt to take me down?!"
• "I won't fall to you in here of all places!"
• "Attack!"
• "Kee-youch!"
• "Well, no matter! I'll escape into another dream world!"
• "I’ll get you next time!"
• "Persistent, aren't we?"
• "Well, time to lose you for good, then!"
• "Oh, whoops! Messed will all the passages in the other rooms!"
• "Sorry, there's no escape for you now! You'll be stuck here FOREVERRRR!"
• "OK, I guess you wouldn't bite on that again!"
• "Kyahahaha!"
• "Next time won't be so easy!"
• "KYAAAAAAAH! You IDIOTS!"
• "Great. Just great. You borked my magic!"
• "I didn't get to twist the doors as much as I would've liked..."
• "But no matter. It's still complex enough to trap your small brains."
• "This is the end for you! Wander here FOREVER!"
• "OK, no more playing tag!"
• "This ends here and now!"
• "I'm serious this time! No holding back!"
• "Bow...ser..."
• "This cannot be...the end... Not for me..."
• "I must...give...my magic...to His Churlishness..."