List of Mario quotes

It has been requested that this article be rewritten. Reason: Include quotes from the German-exclusive Club Nintendo comics. Also, remove non-quotes

This is a list of quotes by Mario.

General

• "It's-a me, Mario!"
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Mamma mia!"
• "Okey-dokey!"
• "Here we go!"
• "All right!"
• "Mario number one!"

Video games

Mario is Missing!

• "Come on, 'bro, you're dragging."
• "We're there. All I can see are turtle tracks. Whaddaya say we give Bowser the old Brooklyn one-two?"
• "I'm going in, 'bro. Those krazy Koopas must be stopped or all this will soon be puddles!"
• "Luigi, can't talk long. Bowser doesn't know my videophone still works for calling out. I don't know where he's keeping me. Sewage! He's coming back. Later!"
• "Yo, 'bro. Just calling to check up. Looks like Bowser is raising his prices. Seems he can't collect enough ransom to pay for the hairdryers since you've been foiling his plans. Keep up the good work -- and get me outta here as soon as you can!"

Mario Teaches Typing 2

• "Ho ho, hello! It's-a me, Mario! And I'm-a want to thank you for choosing Mario Teaches Typing. I know you're gonna be a great typist. Hee hee."
• "Thank you for choosing Mario Teaches Typing, from Nintendo and Interplay."
• "Look, I don't got no tonsils."
• "Oh, look! It's-a Mario's expert express!"
• "Oh, nice computer you got here! Can I have it?"
• "Okey-dokey! Get ready to move your fingers!"
• "Oh, boy! Finally! I'm-a get to move on the ground!"
• "Here we go! Moving on the ground, moving on the ground, hihihihi..."
• "Hey, where did everybody go? Oh, there you are, hahaha!"
• "I'm-a bet you can't do this!"
• "Oh no! I'm-a fallen, and I can't-a get up! That is my impression for American advertising. Thank you very much! Thank you! Thank you!"
• "Hey, you got a good joke for Mario? Typing is-a fun! Try it!"
• "Hey, I got something in my eye. Can you get it out?"
• "Okey-dokey, Princess! It's-a your turn to type!"
• "When I kiss the Princess, I'm-a get light headed."
• "Can I sing a song for you?"
• "Get it? A moray eel? He he he he he! I said it funny!"
• "Hey! I wonder if there's a hidden treasure down there."
• "Hey, Luigi! It's-a time for you to type!"
• "Have you seen Luigi?"
• "Hello there! Are you ready to type? Good! And let's go!"
• "Uuh! You're getting faster! Keep it up!"
• "Hey, who's that behind you? Made you look, made you look, hmhmhmhmhm!"
• "That was great! Want to try again?"
• "That was fantastic? See you next time!"
• "Okay, bye bye!"
• "Peek-a-boo!"
• "Oooh! You're doing great!"
• "Oh, boy, look at that keyboard! I bet you're going to learn how to type on it! Hahahahaha!"
• "Say, I'm hungry. Have you got any food?"
• "Guess what time it is... It's time for you to type! Let's do this!"
• "Okey-dokey! Now we go to advanced level... Watch out for falling rocks! Hahaha! Scary?"
• "Welcome to the intermediate level! You're going to be typing full words now! Hoho!"
• "Okey-dokey, begin typing now!"
• "Hey! That was pretty good! But I know you can do even better!"
• "Look, I'm a videogame! Pong! Pong, pong! Pong, pong! Pong! Thank you very much, thank you, thank you!"
• "Hey, what are you doing upside down anyway? What's the matter for you?"
• "Oh, wait a minute... Oh, it's me. Sorry! Haha!"
• "Have you seen the Princess? PRIINCEESS! Hmm..."
• "Hey, I'm-a thirsty? Have you got something to drink-a?"
• "Oh, I can swim very fast if someone is chasing me!"
• "Hmm, Mario's smash and-a dash!"
• "Hey, that was pretty good! Let's see if we can go even faster next lesson!"
• "O-oh! That wasn't quite as fast as the last time! Hmm...are your fingers getting tired? Mine would be by now...if I had any! Hihihihihihi!"
• "Hey, are you ready to Mariocise? Okey-dokey, you do just like Mario, okay? One... Very good! Two... And three! Eeeeee!"
• "Oh, sorry, that's-a hard for you, but easy for me. You know why? IIII AIN'T HAVE NO BODY! Get it? No body? Hahahaha! Hahahaha! Wheehaha!!"
• "Hey, don't leave me all alone! Hey, where is everybody? Come back!"
• "Ooh, Mario's tunnel of-a doom! Very scary!"
• "My nose-a feels-a funny against this screen."
• "I know you're gonna be a great typist one day!"
• "I'm-a going to fly for you! Eeeeeh, eeeeeh, eeeeeh, eeeeeeh... Ah! I hit my nose!"
• "Hey, wait a minute. Where's all of my furniture?!?! Hey, somebody must've brought a moving van in here. Hmm."
• "Hey, can you tell me what the back of my head looks like? Oops! I'm-a disappeared for a minute. Hey, why are you upside-down? Oh, sorry. Heeheehee! It was me."
• "Hmm, you have a nice PC here. Hmm, very nice. Hmm, nice keyboard, too."
• "Oh, look! It's-a Mario's Expert Express!"
• "I bet you're an expert, too."
• "Have you seen the Princess? PRINCESS! Hmm, I'm can't find her."
• "Hey, are you ready to type? Gooooooooooood!"

Hotel Mario

• "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?"
• "Luigi, look! It's from Bowser!"
• (reading Bowser's note) "Dear pesky plumbers: The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!"
• "We gotta find the princess!"
• "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book!"
• "Looks kinda peaceful."
• "Hey, princess!"
• "Maybe there's a switch in one of the rooms! Remind me to check."
• "A-ha! Here's the problem: too many toasters! You know what they say: All toasters toast toast!"
• "That oughta do it!"
• "Where'd she go?"
• "Gee, it's kinda dark..."
• "No?"
• "Uh-oh!"
• "Where am I?"
• "Get ready to catch her!"
• "She's up there!"
• "It's hard to see through those clouds. I hope we can get rid of 'em! Get the hint?"
• "Hey you! Get offa my cloud!"
• "It's been one of those days... Come on, Luigi!"
• "We ain't afraid of no Koopas!"
• "Hurry!"
• "Aha! Maybe this will keep that lizard king from playing with the doors!"
• "Spooky..."
• "Where's the Princess?"
• "Be careful! When you pinch Wendy's pennies, they pinch back!"
• "So this is where Wendy hid the real coins!"
• "That wasn't so hard, was it?"
• "Look!"
• "This is it, Luigi!"
• "Remember, where there's smoke..."
• "You're the best player ever!"

Mario's FUNdamentals/Mario's Game Gallery

• "Interplay!"
• "Along with Presage, proudly presente."
• "Mario's-a Game Gallery."
• "Let's-a play, eh?"
• "I'm-a so happy to see you again!"
• "Nice-a to see you again!"
• "Great, I'm a like-a!"
• "That's a great game!"
• "Would you like to play..."
• "Backgammon?"
• "Checkers!"
• "Go fish!"
• "Yachte!"
• "Dominoes?"
• "Do you want to play as Yoshi, or as a Koopa?"
• "Let's-a roll to see who goes first!"
• "You go first-a."
• "Looks like you go first-a. Good luck!"
• "I'm-a go first."
• "Looks like-a Mario go first. Good luck!"
• "You next."
• "I don't think you can go there!"
• "I'm-a don't think you can do that."
• "You can't go there!"
• "Oops, you clicked on one of Mario's pieces."
• "Lemme think-a."
• "Oh, you've got the Mario thinking now!"
• "Uh, you're so good you've got Mario confused!"
• "It's-a my turn now!"
• "It's-a your turn!"
• "Okey-dokey, your move!"
• "Oh, brother!"
• "Hmmm..."
• "I'm-a know!"
• "I got it!"
• "Way to go!"
• "Eureka!"
• "Uh-oh."
• "Let's-a see."
• "How about this move?"
• "Oh, no!"
• "Mamma mia..."
• "Oh, boy!"
• "I pass."
• "I can't move anywhere!"
• "I'm-a stuck!"
• "Mario's got to pass."
• "Maybe you should pass."
• "Look like you stuck."
• "We're both blocked!"
• "We can't move!"
• "Now, you go to the bar!"
• "Now, Mario land on you! Hihi!"
• "You got to move off the bar first."
• "Ey, I'm-a got doubles!"
• "Doubles! You get-a four moves!"
• "Click on the piece you want to move."
• "You must-a make a jump now."
• "Scusami, but you've got to jump-a me!"
• "You've got a jump you can make!"
• "A triple jumpe!"
• "Look at this! It's-a king Mario!"
• "Thank you so much-a! I'm a king now!"
• "You are now a kingy."
• "You still want to play?"
• "Hey, what's-a taking so longe?"
• "I'm-a think I go coo-coo crazy."
• "Yoohoo, I'm a waiting for you."
• "Knocke knocke. Who's there?"
• "Giovanni! Giovanni who? Do you wanna hurry up and play, for crying out loud?!"
• "Jamaica! Jamaica-the who! You're making me coo-coo crazy!"
• "Pizza! Pizza who? Pizza the heck out of me!"
• "Yucca! Yucca who? You can move any time you want!"
• "You're getting good at this-a game!"
• "You play so well!"
• "Ah, you so good!"
• "Mario thinks you're fantastic!"
• "You're such a good-a player!"
• "I'm-a really enjoying playing with you!"
• "Mario's so proud of you!"
• "You're-a champ, nice-a game!"
• "Your roll."
• "That's-a good move!"
• "Ah, I guess I'm go fishing."
• "Come here fishy-fishy! Here, fishy-fishy!"
• "Looks like it's time to go fishing again!"
• "Okay!"
• "I got what I asked for!"
• "You got what you wanted!"
• "Mario get's to go again!"
• "Hihi! I get another turn!"
• "You get another turn!"
• "Please give me your..."
• "I'm-a fishing for..."
• "Do you have any..."
• "I'd-a like to have your..."
• "I'm-a looking for..."
• "Rip Van Fishy/Marios/Luigis/Yoshis/Princesses/Goombas/Koopas/Piranha Plante/Little Toadies/Bob-ombs/Rexes/Big Boos/Bowzers?"
• "Yes, I have one card."
• "Yes, I'm-a got two cards."
• "Oh, no! I'm-a got three cards!"
• "I guess I need another card."
• "I'm-a guess you need another card."
• "That's-a one book for Mario!"
• "That's another book for Mario!"
• "That's-a one book for you!"
• "That's another book for you!"
• "That's-a going on the..."
• "Mario's gonna put these on the..."
• "Yachte/Big Straight/Little Straight/Four of the Kind/Full House/Choice/Sixes/Fives/Fours/Threes/Deuces/Aces line."
• "Select the line to score!"
• "I'm a gonna roll these ones again!"
• "Hohoo! A Yachte!"
• "I place the first doublet."
• "Mario has to draw a bone!"
• "Maybe I'm-a should draw from the boneyarde."
• "Here's-a your bone."
• "Uh oh! No more dominoes in the boneyard!"
• "I got a better score this time! I win!"
• "I won!"
• "Hehe, you won!"
• "I'm-a lost!"
• "It's-a tie!"
• "Hey, how about another game with me?"

Super Mario series

Super Mario 64 / Super Mario 64 DS

Lines in international and Shindō Pak Taiō Version releases marked with *. International exclusive line marked with †. Shindō Pak Taiō Version exclusive line marked with **.

• "So long kinga^[sic] Bowser!"†
• "Here we go!"
• "I'm-a tired..."*
• "It's-a me, Mario!"
• "Hello!"*
• "Buh-bye!"**
• "Press Start to play!"*
• "Let's-a go!"*
• "Nighty nighty... Ah, spaghetti... Ah, ravioli... Ah, mamma mia..."*
• "Game over!"*
• "Mamma mia!"
• "Yahoo!"
• "Boing!"
• "Thank you so much for-to playing my game!"
• "Wow, an invitation from Peach! I'll head out right away. I hope she can wait for me!" (manual, page 4)
• "Hmmm, something's not quite right here... It's so quiet..." (manual, page 4)
• "Who's there?! I've heard that voice somewhere before..." (manual, page 4)
• "I think I hear someone calling. What secrets does this painting hold?" (manual, page 5)
• "A plan this maniacal, this cunning...this must be the work of Bowser!" (manual, page 5)
• "Well, Bowser's not going to get away with it, not as long as I'm around!" (manual, page 5)

Super Mario Advance

Some of these quotes are also used in Super Mario World: Super Mario Advance 2 and Super Mario Advance 4: Super Mario Bros. 3.

• "Super Mario 2!"
• "Super Mario USA!" (Japan only)
• "Mario Bros.!" (with Luigi)
• "Here we go, Super Mario!"
• "Here I come!"
• "Here I go!"
• "Woo-hoo! Just what I needed!"
• "Ooh!" (hurt)
• "Ow!" (hurt)
• "Ohh! Mamma mia!" (death)
• "Oh, no!"
• "Ha, cha cha cha!"
• "Da, da da da thum!"
• "Lucky!"
• "Thank you!"
• "Just what I needed!"
• "Gotcha!"
• "Lucky me!"
• "Whoo-hoo!"
• "Bravo, Mario!"
• "A crystal!"
• "No problem!"
• "I'm moving now!"
• "What a tasty treat."
• "Bravo!"
• "Wa-ha!"
• "Yahoo!"

Super Mario Sunshine

• "Super Mario Sunshine! Wahoo!"
• "Looks like a giant, empty plate..." (referring to the airstrip, Japan only)
• "Oh no! We're gonna be late for dinner!"
• "Looks like Mario's gonna have to find a job." (Japan only)
• "Wake up!"
• "Mamma mia..."
• "The horror."
• "Arrivederci!"
• "Hotttttt!!! Hot! Hot!"
• "Boy, oh, boy..."
• "Wowzer!"
• "Watch it!"
• "Too cool!"
• "Excellent!"
• "Sweet!"
• "Another door?"
• "Perfect 10!"
• "It's-a fun!"
• "Way to go!"
• "Oh, my head..."
• "Hello, door!"
• "I'm beat..."
• "Aren't I done yet?"
• "There's MORE?!?"
• "Open salami!"
• "Oh, man..."

New Super Mario Bros.

• "Here we go!"
• "Let's-a go!"
• "That's-a so nice!" (when completing a level)
• "Yahoo!"
• "Wahoo!"
• "Woo-hoo!"
• "Yay!"
• "Oh, no!" (Time's up)

Super Mario Galaxy

• "Super Mario Galaxy!"
• "YES!" (at the start of a galaxy level)
• "Welcome! Welcome, new GALAXY!"
• "Thank you so much for playing my game."

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

• "Here we go!"
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Let's-a play!" (when the player chooses a file)
• "It's-a go time!" (when entering a tower, a castle, an airship, or a Ghost House)
• "Oh, yeah! Mario time!" (when completing a level)
• "New Super Mario Bros. Wii-hee!" (when selected from Wii menu)
• "Here we go again!" (when using a continue)
• "All right!" (when coming back in a bubble after having zero lives)
• "Yahoo!"
• "Wahoo!"
• "Woo-hoo!"
• "Yay!"
• "Yahoohoohoo!" (when completing World 8-Bowser's Castle)
• "See you soon!" (after the credits)
• "Oh-ho, no!" (when losing a life; reused for LEGO Mario when it runs out of batteries)
• "Oh, no!" (Time's up)
• "Ouch-ouch-ouch!" (when falling in the lava)
• "Oh, yeah!" (when successfully completing a level in multiplayer or with a saved Toad, or when getting the most coins in the credits)
• "Mario number one! Woo-hoo!" (after defeating a boss)
• "Hoo hoo! This way!" (when finding a secret exit)
• "Get me out of here!" (while in a bubble)
• "Mario time! Ho-ho!" (when getting first prize in Coin Battle)

Super Mario Galaxy 2

• "Super Mario Galaxy! Wahoo!"
• "YES!" (at the start of a galaxy level)
• "Thank you so much for playing my game!"

Super Mario 3D Land

• "Let's-a go!" (recycled from the New Super Mario Bros. series)
• "Let's-a play!" (recycled from the New Super Mario Bros. series)
• "Oh, no!" (when Bowser escapes with Peach in the castle of World 8)
• "*sigh* Mamma mia!" (before chasing Bowser in the castle of World 8)
• "Yes!" (when choosing to continue after a Game Over)

New Super Mario Bros. 2

• "Here we go!"
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Let's-a play!" (when the player chooses a file)
• "It's-a go time!" (when entering a tower, a castle, or a Ghost House)
• "Oh, yeah! Mario time!" (when completing a level)
• "Whoo! Mario number one!" (when completing a level as Raccoon Mario)
• "Yahoo!"
• "Wahoo!"
• "Woo-hoo!"
• "Yay!"
• "Yahoohoohoo!" (when completing World 6-Bowser Castle or World Star-Castle)
• "Oh, no!" (in the intro when Peach is kidnapped)
• "Come on, Luigi!" (in the intro while chasing the Koopalings)
• "Super Mario Bros.!" (in sync with Luigi if they defeat Bowser together)
• "Oh-ho, no!" (when losing a life)
• "Oh, no!" (Time's up)
• "Ouch-ouch-ouch!" (when falling in the lava)
• "Mario number one! Woo-hoo!" (after defeating a boss)
• "Hoo hoo! This way!" (when finding a secret exit)
• "Wow, great job!"
• "Incredible!"
• "You did it!"
• (With Luigi) "INCREDIBLE!" (without Luigi) "WAHOO!!"
• "Okey-dokey! Bye-bye!" (in the intro before leaving Peach's Castle)
• "Mamma mia! Woo-hoo!"
• "Bro time!"
• "Super bros! Woo-hoo!"
• "Ding!"

New Super Mario Bros. U

• "Here we go!"
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Let's-a play!" (when the player chooses a file)
• "It's-a go time!" (when entering a tower, a castle, or an airship)
• "Oh, yeah! Mario time!" (when completing a level)
• "All right!" (when coming back in a bubble after having zero lives)
• "Yahoo!"
• "Wahoo!"
• "Woo-hoo!"
• "Yay!"
• "Yahoohoohoo!" (when completing a world with all Star Coins)
• "Oh-ho, no!" (when losing a life)
• "Oh, no!" (Time's up)
• "Aw!" (when getting squished by obstacles)
• "Ouch-ouch-ouch!" (when falling in the lava)
• "Mario number one! Woo-hoo!" (after defeating a boss)
• "Hoo hoo! This way!" (when finding a secret exit)
• "Get me out of here!" (while in a bubble)
• "Oh-ho, YEAH!" (after rescuing Peach)

Super Mario 3D World

• "Super Mario..." (with Luigi, Peach, and Toad) "3D Worrrrrld!" (without Luigi, Peach, and Toad) "Meow!" (title screen)
• "Fight time!" (Enemy Battle)
• "It's about time!" (starting a castle)
• "Let's do this!" (starting a tank/train)
• "Meow!" (completing a level as Cat Mario)
• "All right!" (collecting a Green Star/stamp)
• "Excellent!" (collecting a Green Star/stamp)
• "It's-a me!" (Double Mario)
• "I did it!" (Mario switch)
• "Oh-a, no-a!" (losing a life)
• "Hot-hot-hot-a!" (falling into lava)
• "*sighs* Mamma mia." (getting a Game Over)
• "Ah, Princess-a, what a beautiful evening." (while watching the fireworks explode in the opening cutscene)
• "Ta-daa!" (after he and Luigi fix a Clear Pipe)
• "Wait!" (after Bowser escapes with the last Sprixie Princess he caught)

Super Mario Run

• "Mario number one! Woo-hoo!" (after defeating a boss)
• "Oh-ho, YEAH!" (after rescuing Peach)
• "Hoo-hoo!" (after rescuing Daisy)

Super Mario Odyssey

• "Thank you so much for playing my game."
• "Peach!"
• "Oh, come on!"
• "Capellini. *giggles* Ah, Mario."
• "Capelli. *giggles*"
• "Here we go!"
• "Ah, yeah! Ha ha ha! Whoopee!! WAHOO-HOO!!"
• "Ribbit. Ribbit. Rib—oh! Ahhhhhhhhhh!"

Super Mario Maker 2

• "Let's-a go!"
• "Okey-dokey!"
• "Oh, yeah! Mario time!"
• "Mamma mia..." (when Undodog accidentally activated Reset Rocket in the Story Mode's opening cutscene and when Mario gives up in one of Taskmaster's jobs)
• "Thank you for playing!"

Super Mario Bros. Wonder

• "It's-a-me!"
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Here we go!"
• "Wowie zowie!"
• "Wonderful!"
• "Ya-hoo-hoo!"
• "Yeow!"
• "Toodeloo!"
• "Thank you!"
• "One... two... three!" (In Ninji Jump Party or with the Rhythm Jump Badge)

Mario Kart series

Mario Kart 64

• "Hee hee! I got it!"
• "Yeah! Ha ha ha!"
• "Okey-dokey!"
• "Hey, you're very good! See you next time!"

Exclusive to the international release

• "Welcome to Mario Kart!"
• "Mario Grand Prix!"
• "Time Trials!"
• "Versus."
• "Battle."
• "Select the level."
• "Select your player."
• "Select map."
• "Data."
• "Option."
• "Ok?"
• "Congratulations!"

Mario Kart: Super Circuit

• "Let's-a go!"
• "Heehee, I got it!"
• "Yippee!"

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

• "Wahoo! I'm the winner!"
• "Okey-dokey! Mario get you next time!"
• "It's-a Mario time!"
• "Take-a this!"
• "Take-a that!"
• "Mamma mia!"
• "No!"
• "Mario!"
• "Nintendo! Woohoo!"
• "That's-a so nice!"
• "Hooray!"
• "Presto!"
• "Wha-wha-wha-wha-WAHOO!"
• "Yeahoo!"
• "Whoo-hoo! Lucky Mario! Oh yeah! It's-a Mario time!"
• "Fantastico!"
• "That's-a great!"
• "Welcome to Mario Kart!"

Mario Kart DS

• "Yahoo!" (when chosen as character)
• "Here we go!" (when his kart is chosen)
• "Oh, yes! Ha ha!" (placing 1st)
• "Okie-dokie!" (placing 2nd–3rd)
• "Mamma mia!" (placing 4th–8th)
• "Take-a this!" (when firing an item)
• "Ow!" (hit by item, falling off the road)

Mario Kart Wii

• "Mario Kart Wii! Wahoo!" (Opening sequence)
• (with Luigi and Peach) "Mario Kart Wii!" (without Luigi and Peach) "Wahoo!" (Wii Menu)
• "Mario time!"
• "Mario, yeah!"
• "Oh, yeah!"
• "Come on!" (Opening sequence)
• "I'm-a gonna get you!" (when using a Super Star or Mega Mushroom)
• "Oh, mamma mia!"
• "Oh, no. I lose."
• "Watch out!"
• "Go, Red Team!"
• "Oh yeah, Blue Team!"
• "Yeah, Mario wins! Wahoo!"
• "Mario number one! Ho ho!"
• "Oh yeah! Mario, wahoo!"
• "Okey-dokey! Yahoo!"
• "I got you!"
• "Ow-hoo-hoo!"
• "Ay!"
• "Whoa!"
• "Hot, hot, hot, hot!"
• "Oh hot, oh hot, hot, hot, hot!"
• "Yes! Yahoo!"
• "Oh, yeah! Hoho! Wahoo!"
• "Bye-bye!" (when passing by a rival racer)
• "Oh, mamma! Oh!"
• "Aw, mamma! Ohohohoho! *cries*"

Mario Kart 7

• "Mario Kart 7!"
• "Thanks for playing! Way to go!" (after winning all cups)
• "Thanks for playing! You're the best! Ha ha!" (after winning all cups with at least 1-Star Ranking)
• "Okey-dokey. Mario, Mario!" (placing 2nd–4th)
• "Hey, yeah, I did it!" (placing 2nd–4th)
• "It's okay, I'll get you next time." (placing 2nd–4th)
• "Mario loses... Oh ho ho ho... *cries*" (placing 5th–8th)
• "Ah, mamma mia..." (placing 5th–8th)
• "Oh, no! No, no, no!" (placing 5th–8th)

Mario Kart 8 / Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

• "Mario Kart 8!" (Title screen)
• "Start your engines!" (Alternate title screen)
• "Hey! Thanks for playing!" (End of demo)
• "Okie-dokie!" (when selected)
• "Nice play!"
• "See you later!" (when passing by a rival racer)
• "Buh-bye!" (when passing by a rival racer)
• "Ow-wow!" (when struck by an item or an obstacle)
• "Gotcha!" (when an item hits a rival racer)
• "Ha ha ha! Bye-bye!" (when slipstreaming)
• "Whoo hoo! That's-a great!" (when slipstreaming)
• "Mario number one!" (placing 1st)
• "Yeahoo!" (placing 1st)
• "Wheehee!" (placing 1st)
• "Whoo hoo! Good play!" (placing 2nd–6th)
• "Thank you so much!" (placing 2nd–6th)
• "Oh yeah, oh yeah!" (placing 2nd–6th)
• "Oh, no!" (placing 7th–12th)
• "How?" (placing 7th–12th)
• "Here we go!" (when gliding)
• "Wheels up!" (when entering anti-gravity mode)
• "Up we go!"
• "All right!"
• "Mama mia!"
• "Can't catch me!"
• "Oh, no!"
• "Hoo hoo! Let's-a go!" (when using a Super Star)

Mario Kart Tour

• "Mario number one!" (when finishing a race in 1st place, at low voice)
• "Oh yeah, that was great!" (when finishing a race in 2nd or lower)
• "Thank you-a so much!" (when finishing a race in 2nd or lower)
• "Ha ha! Can't catch me!"
• "So nice!"
• "Ha ha! Mario, number one!"
• "Yippie! Hee hee!"
• "Too bad for you!" (when selecting Mario (Racer))
• "Let's make music!" (when selecting Mario (Musician))
• "Boo! Pretty scary!" (when selecting Mario (Halloween))
• "Let's do it!" (when selecting Mario (Happi))
• "Santa, ho ho ho!" (when selecting Mario (Santa))
• "Time to build it!" (when selecting Builder Mario)
• "All dressed up!" (when selecting Mario (Tuxedo))
• "Relaxing, ahhh." (when selecting Mario (Vacation))
• "Here we bat!" (when selecting Mario (Baseball))
• "Let's-a swim!" (when selecting Mario (Swimwear))
• "Let's-a go!" (when selecting Penguin Mario)
• "All right!" (when selecting Mario (Satelleview))
• "Go, Mario!" (when selecting Mario (Golf))
• "Yeehee!" (when selecting Mario (Aviator))
• "To adventure!" (when selecting Mario (Samurai))
• "Meow!" (when selecting Cat Mario)
• "I gotcha!" (when selecting White Tanooki Mario)
• "It's-a me!" (when selecting King Mario)
• "Suited up!" (when selecting Mario (Black Suit))

Mario Party series

Mario Party / Mario Party 2

• "Woo hoo!"
• "Yippee! Ah-ha ha!"
• "Hee hee! I got it!"
• "Ohhhhh, noooooo!"

Mario Party 3

• "Yahoo! Mario's the winner!"
• "I am more courageous than any—even you!"
• "No one can match my courage!"
• "But I'm always the hero!"
• "Ohh, I lost."
• "Good choice!"
• "Hoo hoo, I got it!"

Mario Party 4

• "Yes! I'm the winner!"
• "Ohh, I lost."
• "I'm-a the Party Star!"
• "Huh...?"
• "Let's-a party!"
• "Good choice!"
• "Hoo hoo, I got it!"

Mario Party 5

• "Yes! I'm the winner!"
• "Ohh, I lost."
• "Good choice!"
• "Hoo hoo, I got it!"

Mario Party 6

• "Yes! I'm the winner!"
• "Ohh, I lost."
• "I've a-got it! The Stars will help us end [Brighton and Twila's] fight! We'll throw a Mario Party to fill the Star Bank!"
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Hey, Stinky!"
• "I'm-a the winner!"

Mario Party 7

• "Yes! I'm the winner!"
• "Ohh, I lost."
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Hey, Stinky!"
• "I'm-a the winner!"

Mario Party 8

• "Mario Party 8!" (Wii menu)
• "Come on!"
• "Oh, no."
• "Oh, nohohohoho! *cries*"
• "Boo!"
• "Yah-hah! I got a Star!"
• "Yeah, Mario is the winner!"
• "Hoo-hoo! Mario's the winner!"
• "I'm-a the Superstar!"
• "We're the Superstars!"
• "I'm-a gonna win!"
• "Wow!"

Mario Party 9

• "Wahaa! Wahoo! Superstar!"
• "Woohoohoohoo! Hey!"
• "I got it!"
• "Huh?"
• "Hello!"
• "Yah?"
• Mamma mia."
• "Oh, yes!"
• "Here we go!"
• "Whoops!"
• "Oh yeah!"

Mario Net Quest

• "Goodbye!"

Mario's Memory Madness

• "It's me, Mario!"
• "I'm sure glad you're here. Bowser is trying to steal my magic cards!"
• "I need some help matching my cards before Bowser takes them away! To play, click on a card with a "?" on it. When it flips over, try and pick the card that matches."
• "Everytime you get a match you earn five coins. If you make a match while the mushroom is up, you can earn ten coins. Be sure to hurry! If your bonus runs out, the game is over!"
• "When you're ready to play, just click the "start" button."
• "Good luck!"

Luigi's Mansion series

Luigi's Mansion

• "Get me outta here!"
• "Ey, Luigi! What's the hold-up?"
• "Ey, Luigi!"
• "Yoo-hoo!"

Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon

• "Huh? Wah!"
• "Oooh... ah! Luigi! You save Mario! Way to go! Number one!" (after being saved by Luigi)
• "That's my bro."

Luigi's Mansion 3

• "Hey, bro! Oh!? Oh... Doggy." (when Luigi talks to him at the Lobby and Polterpup eats his slice of cake)
• "Oh, yeah! Yeah! Way to go, Weegee!" (After Luigi saves him, he jumps in his arms and hugs him)
• "Uh-uh. Uh-uh. This way. Let's-a go." (asking Luigi to follow him and go find Peach)
• "Come on!" (asking Luigi to follow him and go find Peach)
• "Oh, no. Oh, no! OH, NO!! OHOHOHOHO! *cries*" (on the roof, upon seeing Peach in her painting)
• "Luigi, come on! Please, help! Luigi!" (on the roof, begging Luigi to get Peach out of her painting)

Mario Golf series

Mario Golf (Nintendo 64)

• "Mario Golf!"
• "Here I am!"
• "Mario is-a tops!"
• "It's-a me!"
• "Mario!"
• "Mario! I'm-a the best!"
• "Here we go!"
• "Alrighty!"
• "Hello, ball!"
• "Good shot!"
• "Nice shot!"
• "FORRRRRE!!"
• "Fine!"
• "Excellent!"
• "Wonderful!"
• "Beautiful!"
• "Okay!"
• "Yeah!"
• "Ye-hoo!"
• "Oh no!"
• "Uh oh!"
• "Mamma mia!"
• "Hurry up already!"

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour

• "Hello, it's-a me, Mario! Wahoo! I've been on fire lately, but I hope you'll challenge me!"
• "Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour. Woo-hoo!"
• "Miss!"
• "Boo!"
• "Achoo! Excuse me!"
• "Move it!"
• "Go for it!"
• "You're the best!"
• "You got it!"

Mario vs. Donkey Kong series

Mario vs. Donkey Kong

• "Ah, that Charles Martinet. Nice Italian boy."
• "And thanks to all the artists, the music people, everybody!"
• "All you, it's all you, baby!"
• "No, you don't! No, you don't!"
• "Come back here, you big-a monkey!"
• "Mario versus Donkey Kong!"
• "Good job!"
• "Ha ha! Gotcha!"
• "Here we go again! Hoo ho!"
• "Here we go! Again? Again?"
• "Here, you like? It's a Mini-Mario!"
• "Hey! Come back here!"
• "Hey, Donkey Kong! Are you okay?"
• "Hey, it's okay. Don't cry!"
• "Hurry, hurry, hurry!"
• "Oh, you Mama Mia (Italian gibberish)"
• "Let's-a get-a going!"
• "Mama Mia, time's up! (cries)"
• "Oh, the engineering. Mama Mia."
• (whispering) "Oh yeah, don't forget to thank Mr. Miyamoto!"
• "Stop! Not again!"
• "Thank you very much for to playing my games-es!"
• "Okey dokey! (grunts) Let's-a go!"
• "Way to go!"
• "We did it! Good job, little guy."
• "What are you doing? What's going on here?"
• "Well, that was sure fun! I had a great time, hee hee!"
• "You know, I gotta say, it's nice to have a little Mini-Mario!"
• "Let's-a go, little guys!"

Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Minis March Again!

• "HEY!"
• "Come on, guys!"
• "I love this game."
• "Not again!"
• "Hey, come back here, you!"
• "Let's play again."
• "What's up?"

Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!

• "No!"
• "Hey!"
• "Hey! Come back here, you big-a monkey!"
• "Way to go!"
• "Hey! You! Come back-a here!"
• "Oh-a, mamma mia..."
• "Ow! My head!"
• "Mamma mia!"
• "What are you doing?"
• "Let's get-a going!"
• "Oh, (Italian gibberish)"
• "Wahoo!"
• "Okey-dokey!"
• "Here we go!"

Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars

• "Hey! Come back here!"
• "Eehh?"
• "Thank you very much!"

Mario Pinball Land

• "Mario Pinball Land!"
• "Combo!"
• "Multiball!"
• "Jackpot!"
• "Extra ball!"
• "Time up!"
• "Special!"
• "Super jackpot!"
• "Well played!"
• "Bonus game!"
• "Bullseye!"
• "Bonus!"
• "Super bonus!"
• "Game over..."
• "Bye-bye!"

Mario Power Tennis

• "Sorry, Bro." (in an outtake)
• "Come on!"
• "Yeow-wo-wo-wo!"
• "Hey! Mamma mia!" (in the end of opening cutscene)
• "Aw, mamma mia... oh..."
• "Oh, that Junior. He got-a first place!"
• "I love ya so much. I love you!"
• "Luigi! Ha ha! Nice job! Way to go!"

Mario Superstar Baseball

• "Yahoo for me!"

Mario Strikers Charged

• "Mario Time!"
• "Mamma Mia. *coughs*"
• "Come on!"
• "Hwhoa... OH yeah!"
• "YA-HOO!!!" (during intro)
• "Oh, Wario! *coughs and wheezes*"
• "Yoohoo!"
• "Mario! Mario!"
• "Super Mario!"

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games

• (selected) "Mario!"
• (name called in event) "Yahoo!"

Fortune Street

• "Look out! Mario wants in on the action!"
• "Hey, I'm a big superstar! I should be able to roll a pretty good number!"
• "Not to look a gift Yoshi in the mouth, but I was hoping for more coins..."
• "Here we go! Let's see what happens next!"
• "Hey, everybody! You've got an open invitation to stop by my shop anytime you want!"
• "How's everyone doing? I'm feeling great! Let's roll!"
• "Come on now, little die! Give me a good roll!"
• "Here we go! Just remember, little die: Mario's your best friend!"
• "Rolling the die is just one of my many special talents!"
• "Wahoo! One more suit, and it's 1-Up time! I mean, level-up time!"
• After warping: "What a ride! That was almost as fast as traveling via pipe!"
• After warping:"Hey, I think I just warped! That sure was a fast trip!"
• "What a beautiful shop! Not too shabby for a plumber, huh?"
• "All right, my turn!"
• "Hey, that's pretty nice! I think I want to buy more shops around here!"
• "Hey, I'm a big superstar! I should be able to roll a pretty good number!"
• To Player: "It's me, Mario! Best of luck, (Player's name)!"
• "Wahoo! I'm all recharged and ready to roll! Someone give me the die!"
• "Oh, no! I have to sell my shop. Good-bye, dear shop of mine!"
• "Huh!? Where'd all my coins go? I guess I can't afford to buy you right now, little property...but I'll be back!"
• After building a tax office: "Watch out for the tax man, everyone!"
• "I'd better see some fireworks when I level up! Woo-hoo!"
• "I gotta remember to buy some stock next time I get a chance!"
• "Hey, this is a pretty nice place! It's good for me that you're not charging more to shop here!"
• "Wahoo! Right on the dot! Now, that's what I call precision!"
• To Luigi: "Hey Luigi! Stick with me, Bro, and we'll win this one together!"
  • Luigi's response: "You got it, Mario! We'll show (Player's name) some real Mario Bros. teamwork!"
• (After landing on a Boon Square) "Hey there, lucky star! I heard you calling my name!"
• To Player: "You're off to a great start, (Player's name)!"
• "Okey-dokey! One suit down, three more to go!"
• "It’s a race to the finish line! Start your engines!" - (about Mario Circuit)
• "Brr! This ship gives me the creeps! Best to win fast so I don't have to hang out here too long!" (about The Ghost Ship)
• "I wonder if there are coins in these ruins... I'm gonna grab as many as I can!"
• "Uh-oh! Lava's never fun! It always brings back bad memories for me..."
• "Looks like a lot of folks came out to see today's game. I’d like to knock this one out of the park!" (about Mario Stadium)
• "Wow! What a fancy palace! But I still think Peach's Castle is the best..." (about Castle Trodian)
• "Whoa, this place is gonna make my head spin! But, hey... what a view!"
• "Ah, it's all my little Yoshi friends! How have you been, guys?"
• "Dooo-doo-doo-doo-doo-dooooo! Hey, I love this tune!" (about the Super Mario Bros. theme)
• "Oh no! Nothing good ever comes out of this creepy castle. I hope I can escape safe and sound!" (about Bowser's Castle)
• "Slimes everywhere! That's O.K., I suppose... as long as they aren't bad slimes!"
• "I guess Erdrick is the big cheese around these parts! I tip my hat to you, legendary hero!"
• "Ha ha! I guess this is the place where I can change my profession... Thanks, but I'm happy being a plumber AND a hero!" (about Alltrades Abbey)
• "Oh boy, another galactic adventure! Here we go, sailing through space!" (about Starship Mario)
• To Birdo: "Shopping here is a bargain, Birdo!"
• To Birdo: "Ouch! Birdo, you're charging me an arm and a mustache! That's precious gold I'm never going to see again!"
• To Birdo: "This is gonna smart, Birdo! Why do you need to charge so much just to shop here!"
• To Birdo: "Birdo, have I got a deal for you! We'll both come out ahead if we swap shops!"
• To Birdo: "We're all proud of you, Birdo! Get a move on and collect your prize!"
• To Bowser: "Hey, Bowser! Maybe you're not such a bad guy after all! Your shop is cheap, at least!"
• To Bowser: "Oh no! There go my gold coins! I worked hard for those, Bowser!"
• To Bowser: "Mamma mia! This place is way too pricey for a simple plumber!"
• To Bowser: "I don't want to do this...but I think we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops, enemy of mine!"
• To Bowser: "Don't think I'm going to let you win that easily, Bowser!"
• To Bowser Jr.: "I'm grateful that you're not charging too much, Bowser Jr., but I still don't like giving you my hard-earned gold!"
• To Bowser Jr.: "I'm surprised you're charging folks so much to shop here, Bowser Jr. ! Just like your daddy, you are!"
• To Bowser Jr.: "Mamma mia! I don't know if I can afford these prices!"
• To Bowser Jr.: "I don't want to do this...but I think we're going to have to work together."
• To Bowser Jr.: "Bowser Jr.! You're just like your daddy. Always getting in my way!"
• To Daisy: "Uh-oh! Come back, my beautiful gold coins! Ah well... I suppose it could be worse, right?"
• To Daisy: "Oh, Princess Daisy! Why do you need to charge so much to shop here? I'm not sure it's worth it!"
• To Daisy: "Why bother earning money if I'm just gonna end up throwing it away like this?"
• To Daisy: "Yoo hoo, Princess Daisy! I've got a nice deal for you! Take a look!"
• To Daisy: "This is gonna be a big win for you, Princess Daisy! You must be so proud!"
• To Diddy Kong: "Ah! This is reasonably priced shop! I'm surprised you’re not charging an arm and a banana, Diddy Kong!"
• To Diddy Kong: "Boo! That's a bad Kong!! A very bad Kong!"
• To Diddy Kong: "Ouch ouch ouch! Why don't you just throw a barrel at me? That would hurt less than giving you so many of my gold coins!"
• To Diddy Kong: "Don't believe everything Donkey Kong has told you about me, Diddy Kong. I'm a nice guy! I just want to trade shops!"
• To Diddy Kong: "Mamma mia! You've got everything you need to win, Diddy Kong! Am I really going to lose?"
• To Donkey Kong: "Hey, Donkey Kong! Would you mind if I paid you in bananas? Ha ha ha! Oh, I bet you get that joke all the time!"
• To Donkey Kong: "Oh boy! I was saving those coins to buy myself something special. Thanks a bunch of bananas, Donkey Kong!"
• To Donkey Kong: "Do you really need to take my gold coins, Donkey Kong? Can't I just write you an I.O.U.?"
• To Donkey Kong: "Heya! Want to trade shops, Donkey Kong? C'mon, don't make me jump over barrels!!"
• To Donkey Kong: "You sure know how to roll that die, Donkey Kong! Almost as well as you roll a barrel!"
• To Luigi: "Hey, Bro! I'm glad to see your shop isn't too expensive. Now I'm glad I dropped by!"
• To Luigi: "Hey, Bro! I can't believe you're charging these kinda prices! They're a bit high, don't you think?"
• To Luigi: "Oh, Luigi! Can't you give me a special discount or something? I thought we were the bestest of buddies!"
• To Luigi: "PSSST! Hey, Bro! You want to get ahead? I've got a plan! Let's trade shops!"
• To Luigi: "Great job, Bro! Ha ha! You're my hero!"
• To Peach: "Thanks for not charging me too much for shopping here, Princess Peach! You're one of the good ones!"
• To Peach: "Uh-oh! Peach, do you really expect me to pay that much just to shop here? I thought we were friends!"
• To Peach: "Not very nice, Princess Peach! Not very nice at all!"
• To Peach: "Oh, Princess Peach! Trade shops with me, won't you? It’s a good deal for both of us!"
• To Peach: "Looks like I need to start picking some flowers for your victory bouquet, Princess Peach!"
• To Toad: "Whew! I sure am lucky that your shop isn't too pricey, Toad!"
• To Toad: "Whoa! What an expensive shop! That's just about the last thing I need today!"
• To Toad: "You need to have a sale, Toad! Your prices are out of this world!"
• To Toad: "Let's make a deal, Toad. Swapping shops will give us both a leg up!"
• To Toad: "My good friend! Where's your sportstoadship? How can you make a break for the goal without even helping me?"
• To Waluigi: "Oopsy-daisy! I wasn’t planning on stopping here. At least I’m not going to have to shell out too many gold coins!"
• To Waluigi: "Why, Waluigi, why!? You've got no good reason to charge so much just to shop here!"
• To Waluigi: "Go on, Waluigi! Take me money and run, you greedy man!"
• To Waluigi: "I hate to fraternize with my brother's nemesis, but it looks like we're going to have to work together! Let's swap shops, Waluigi!"
• To Waluigi: "What!? Waluigi's about to win!? I don't think Luigi is going to be too happy about that..."
• To Wario: "I'm surprised your shop is so cheap, Wario! I guess I should be grateful you're not being too greedy, huh?"
• To Wario: "I sure hate to give you so many of my gold coins, Wario! You won't be too happy until I'm completely bankrupt!"
• To Wario: "Getting greedier by the minute, aren't you, Wario?"
• To Wario: "You're a greedy one, Wario, but maybe that'll come in handy today. Trade shops with me, and we'll both be winners!!"
• To Wario: "Are those coins I hear ratting around in your pockets, Wario!? Looks like you might win this one!"
• To Yoshi: "I'll help you find your cookies, Yoshi—just give me a second to brush these cookie crumbs out of my mustache!"
• To Yoshi: "Yoshi! I'm glad I stopped by. Shopping here isn't as expensive as I thought it was going to be!"
• To Yoshi: "Oh boy, Yoshi! I hope you're saving up all the money you make from this shop, 'cause it sure is pricey!"
• To Yoshi: "Yoshi! After everything I've done for you!?"
• To Yoshi: "Yoshi, my friend! Trade shops with me, and we'll both come out ahead!"
• To Yoshi: "Hey, Yoshi! You're gonna share all that gold with me if you win, right? C'mon, I thought we were buddies!"

Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle

• "Stop!"
• "Wait!"
• "Oh, Papa Pio..." (defeated)
• "Oh?" (before one of his Rabbid friends makes fun of him during the song)
• "Oh yeah, Mario time!"
• "Mario time! Ho-ho!"
• "Oh no!"
• "Whoopsie!"

Television shows

Saturday Supercade

"Mississippi Madness"

• "Take a look at this, Pauline! My plan for the most perfect Donkey Kong trap ever devised! All I need is a duck...a hunting dog...a bucket of water...a squirrel cage...some rope...and I'll have that big gorilla right where- ...Huh?"

"Gorilla My Dreams"

• "That's easier said than done when you're dealing with..."

"The Great Ape Escape"

• "I'm tired of playing second banana to that sneaky gorilla! Fire when ready!"
• "Two down and a gorilla to go!"

"How Much is That Gorilla in the Window?"

• "You bet! When Fuzz Face gets ready to putt, I'll net 'em."

"Greenhouse Gorilla"

• "Right. I'll distract that creep long enough for Pauline to tell Fur Face what's going on."

"Hairy Parent"

• "Hey, leave me alone! I'm not an elephant! See? Now split! ...I said split, not sit!"

The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

• "Hey, paisanos, it's The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!" (Opening Credits)

"The Bird! The Bird!"

• "I hate to run on an empty stomach!"

"King Mario of Cramalot"

• "Must be a beehive nearby, and when there's bees; there's raviolis smothered with honey"

"Butch Mario & the Luigi Kid"

• "If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!"
• "Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job, is when we're working by the hour!"

"Rolling Down the River"

• "Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!"

"The Great Gladiator Gig"

• "Excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him."
• "We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!"

"Mario and the Beanstalk"

• "Hey, Koopa! I hope your Big and Tall shop blows up, with you in it!"

"Love 'Em and Leave 'Em"

• "Those ain't wedding bells in your tower! They're bats in your belfry!"

"The Great BMX Race"

• "Hey! Where'd you learn how to ride a bike!?"
• "Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?"

"Stars in Their Eyes"

• "Not on my melted mozarrella!"

"Jungle Fever"

• "If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!"

"The Fire of Hercufleas"

• "Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can unstop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!"
• "Magnifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!"

"Pirates of Koopa"

• "Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drainsnake! It's Super Mario!"
• "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em! Then beat 'em!"

"Two Plumbers and a Baby"

• ♪"Hush, little Princess, don't you cry. I'm gonna buy you a pizza pie. And if that pizza pie gets ate, Luigi'll buy you a New York steak."♪
• "Gong my way, bambino?"
• "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cut it out, princess! I'm—HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! TICKLISH!"

"The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"

• "This is the first time my lunch ever took a bite out of me!"

"The Pied Koopa"

Note that when singing "Hit the Road Jack", Mario and Luigi have different voice actors and it is therefore unknown who is singing what. The lines in bold are sung in a deeper voice.

• ♪"Hit the road, Jack, and don'tcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road, Jack, and don'tcha come back no more. Whatchu say? Hit the road, Jack, and don'tcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road, Jack, and don'tcha come back no more. Woah, woman, oh, woman, don't you treat me so mean, you're the meanest ole woman that I ever seen. I guess if you say so, I have to pack my things and go. That's right! Hit the road, Jack, and don'tcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road, Jack, and don'tcha come back no more. Whatchu say? Hit the road, Jack, and don'tcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road, Jack, and don'tcha come back no more. Well, baby, listen baby, don't you treat me this way, but I'll be back on my feet some day. Don't care if you do, cuz it's understood you ain't got no money, you just ain't no good. Well, I guess if you say so, I have to pack my things and go. That's right! Hit the road, Jack, and don't-"♪
• ♪"Hit the road, Jack, and don'tcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road, Jack, and don'tcha come back no more. Whatchu say? Hit the road, Jack, and don'tcha come back no more, no more, no more, no more. Hit the road, Jack, and don'tcha come back no more"♪

"On Her Majesty's Sewer Service"

• "I just love food that's spicy!"

"Mario and Joliet"

• "I always cry at wedding feasts!"

"Too Hot to Handle"

• "Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!"

"Mighty McMario and the Pot of Gold"

• "I hope the food's better than the furniture!"

"Mario Meets Koop-zilla"

• "As we say in Brooklyn; Banzai!"

"Mario and the Red Baron Koopa"

• "Save the spaghetti! Save the spaghetti!"

"The Unzappables"

• "Koopone, you've Kooped your last Koop!"

"The Mark of Zero"

• "It doesn't look good for the good guys, Luigi!"
• "I guess Mexican food doesn't agree with El Koopitan!"

"The Koopas are Coming! The Koopas are Coming!"

• "When Luigi's unfrozen, he's goin' on a diet!"

"The Trojan Koopa"

• "It's ugly, but it floats!"

"Quest for Pizza"

• "What? Only one pizza?"

"The Great Gold Coin Rush"

• "The Mushroom People get the mine, and Koopa gets the shaft!"

"Plummers Academy"

• "When the plumbing gets tough, the tough get plumbing!"

"Mario of the Apes"

• "Me Marzan! King of the jungle!"

"Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Brothers"

• "Can't we discuss this man to Mouser?"

"Little Red Riding Princess"

• "First, we'd better get inside by a fire, before we turn into pastasicles!"

"The Provolone Ranger"

• "The Provolone Ranger is ready to ride. High ho, Ostro, away!"

"Escape from Koopatraz"

• "Help, help! There's a big, ugly spider in here! Help! My yelling's gonna keep you up all night, unless you get this spider outta here!"

"Mario of the Deep"

• "Luigi, are you a man or a Mouser?"

"Flatbush Koopa"

• "I guess someday, even Super Mario can't think of everything!"

"Raiders of the Lost Mushroom"

• "Don't count your reptiles before they're hatched, lizard lips!"

"Crocodile Mario"

• "I was hoping we'd have lunch, not be lunch!"
• "I just love playin' Koopa in the middle!"

"Star Koopa"

• "I just had the strangest dream. I was a TV dinner!"
• "He's showing a plumber how a garbage disposal works?"

"Robo Koopa"

• "Watch it, gang! His toes are loaded!"

The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3

"Sneaky Lying Cheating Giant Ninja Koopas"

• "Ahh! Reptile breath tornado! I'm a goner!"
• "You're not taking over any land, you Bowser Koopa!"
• "Just what we need, a Miserable Squawking Angry Giant Ninja Parrot."

"Mind Your Mummy Mommy, Mario"

• "We better get that mummy back where it belongs, before it scares the pasta outta everybody!"
• "Yuck! A hug from her could be bad for my health! I'd better scram!"
• "I like long naps, but not that long!"
• "I can't sleep for ten-thousand years. I'll get too hungry!"

"Princess Toadstool for President"

• "Wrench attack, Luigi! Let's tool on outta here!"
• "No more Mr. Nice Guy!"

"Never Koop a Koopa"

• "Bob-ombs! Next to Koopa himself, they're my most unfavorite things!"
• "Give it up! We already flew the Koopa!"

"Reign Storm"

• "Tea? With Koopa? Princess, how can you be so nice to Bowser Koopa?"

"Toddler Terrors of Time Travel"

• "Don't be a baby, Luigi."

"Tag Team Trouble"

• "Invincible Stars? Invincible timing, Princess!"

"Oh, Brother!"

• "Looks like I'm plumber out of luck!"
• "Brothers. Ya can't live with 'em. Ya can't live without 'em."

"Misadventure of Mighty Plumber"

• "Aw, meatballs! The TV's on the blink!"

"A Toadally Magical Adventure"

• "Take a look, Toad. One Super Mario turn of the wrench, and all that stopped up water will run out of your tub faster than Invincible Mario!"

"Misadventures in Babysitting"

• "Let's show that big bad Boom Boom some of our patented Super Mario super moves!"

"Do the Koopa"

• "QUIET! You wanna wake the dead? You don't want Koopa to find out we're in his kingdom, do ya?"

"Kootie Pie Rocks"

• "I never saw so many tonsils in all my life!"

"Mush-Rumors"

• "Sounds like you Mushroomers are spreading mush-rumors."

"The Ugly Mermaid"

• "I'd rather face a thousand Koopas than one mermaid mackerel with marriage on her mind! But you can't run from your problems forever!"
• "I'd rather marry a fish than swim with one, Luigi."
• "I'm just too chicken to be a frog!"
• "Brave men die a single death; cowards marry fish-head mermaids!"

"True Colors"

• "We have been king-sized colossal jerks!"

"Recycled Koopa"

• "Garbage, garbage, on our stoopa, get out of here and go back to Koopa!"

"The Venice Menace"

• "Hey, Luigi. Never challenge me to a game of underwater horseshoes."
• "This is no time to be Italian, Luigi! Be Polish!"

"Super Koopa"

• "Aww, without super powers, we're no match for Super Koopa!"

Super Mario World

"The Yoshi Shuffle"

• "It's a stone, Luigi! You didn't make it!" (Upon seeing Luigi's "Football")

"The Night Before Cave Christmas"

• "And there's this nice guy named Santa Claus, who brings presents to all the kids who've been good!"

"King Scoopa Koopa"

• "Now go home and eat some vegetables, Dr. Mario's orders!"

"Mama Luigi"

• "Ugh. Now I know how a meatball feels..." (Upon being eaten by Yoshi)
• "Mama? MAMA LUIGI?!? <laughs>"
• "You didn't tell me you were bringing a secret weapon, Luigi!"
• "Alright, Koopa! Free the princess, or Yoshi, here, will eat your castle piece by piece until we find her!"

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"Bedtime for Drain-Head"

• "When the going gets tough, the tough read Dirk Drain-Head!"

"Cloud Nine"

• "Tea hea... I mean, tee hee!"

"The Doctor Is In... Over His Head"

• "But I've got drains to drain! Clogs to unclog! Remember... the noble plumber always comes through? Besides, this coat is turning my hair brown!"

"The Buddy System"

• "You sure that kid's on your side?"

"You Again?"

• "I wish Luigi were here, I could blame him!"
• "Oh, no! The Princess is being forced to listen to a debate by two Fryguys about the names for the little things on the end of your shoelaces! What do you call those little things anyway? Tabs? End caps? Plastic nobbie deals?"
• "Stay away, you guys. I overslept, and I have to save the Princess!"

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Super Mario Adventures

Issue 32

• "We are the Mushroom Kingdom's plumbers extraordinaire!"
• "The Super Mario brothers, what a pair!"
• "Do you have problems with your pipes?"
• "Are all the fittings screwed down tight?"
• "If they aren't, don't despair! The super plumbers will be there!"
• "And there's no pipe we can't repair!"
• "Ciao!"
• "Have wrench, will travel."
• "Mama mia, what a mess!"
• "Eh, no problemo!"
• "You just had breakfast! Now put down the pasta and pick up a wrench. We'll fasten these fittings in no time!"
• "C'mon, Weege. It's easy! Just match the colors."
• "The red pipe's connected to the red pipe..."
• "...and the blue pipe's connected to the blue pipe..."
• "...and the yellow pipe's connected to the..."
• "...yellow pipe!"
• "The T-joint's connected to the U-joint..."
• "...the elbow joint's connected to the arm bone."
• "Do the back stroke and get back to work!"
• "Remember the party! Without pipes, the princess will be in a pickle!"
• "We'll patch red to red to save the day..."
• "...and all the party guests will shout "Hip hip hooray!"
• And we'll patch green to..."
• "...green?"
• "Where did that come from?"
• "That wasn't there a minute ago. What the...??"
• "It's huge! Maybe it's a direct line to the royal moat."
• "Let's see what's..."
• "YEEOWCHH!"
• "Kkkkk..."
• "YEEIKES!"
• "Forget the crushed canneloni! Let's beat feet!"
• "*whew!* That was close! Wha...?"
• "OH NO! It's PIPE-O-RAMA!"
• "Hold on, Weege! I'm on my way!"
• "Wait! I have a pipe plan! Boot one over here, Luigi!"
• "Gaack!"
• "They don't even make wrenches for pipes that size!"

Issue 33

• "Wow! Get a load of that Koopa Copter!"
• "I feel kind of slap happy...where...?"
• "Where's Bowser? Let me at him!"
• "The princess in pursuit?" Let's get moving!"
• "C'mon, Weege! We have some pipes to clean!"
• "Every pipe has its fitting!"
• "Owwch! Rough landing!"
• "Where are we?"
• "Weege! Talk to me, bro!"
• "Quit fooling around!"
• "What's that? It looks like a giant egg!"
• "This is no time to talk about eating! The princess is..."
• "Maybe you're right. We have to keep our energy up!"
• "It's alive!"

Issue 34

• "What...?!!"
• "I don't like the way it's looking at us!"
• "Luigi! Over here!"
• "A king-size caterpillar!"
• "Hang on, Weege!"
• "Now it's really mad!"
• "Let's run for it!"
• "Oh, no!"
• "A centipede sandwich!"
• "Hey, Weege...I think we're still here."
• Let's get while the gettin's good."
• "Don't look now, but..."
• "Plumbers taste terrible, you know!"
• "Listen-- he sounds kind of friendly."
• "I think he likes us."
• "You want us to hop on?"
• "Who knows? Hold on!"
• "Chill out, Weege."
• "Who are you?"
• "Sorry, we're not here to shop, Floyd."
• "Where is "here", anyway?"
• "KOOPA?!"
• "What a brute!"
• "What we need is an interpreter!"
• "3,000! What a rip-off!"
• "That's better. We'll take it!"
• "Let's get started!'
• "Good idea! Let's see..."
• "Wait 'till I get my hands on that Friendly Floyd!!"
• "Look!"
• "The princess' guard!"
• "Princess! What happened?"
• "A plumber's work is never done!"

Issue 35

• "Look!"
• "So that's where they're holding her!"
• "Who needs a boat?"
• "PIRANHAS!"
• "On to plan B..."
• "Break a leg, Princess!"

Issue 36

• "We'll take a break soon."
• "Can it be?"
• "Let's just scram before he can pull another scam."
• "NO! Don't sit..."
• "This must be the Koopa Express!"
• "OH, NOOOO!"
• "You rotten Koopa brats!"

Issue 37

• "Yes, I do!"
• "Hmf m hefhuf! Himf if fu fee!" ("What a getup! Pink is you, Weege!")
• "GRRRR!"

Issue 38

• "Hmmff!"
• "To the rescue!"
• "Even chains can't hold mighty Mario!"
• "Princess! Are you all right?"

Issue 40

• "I can't believe they pulled it off without my direction..."
• "We won't be needing any more bombs now."
• "Amazing!"
• "Koopa's conquered! The kingdom is safe at last!"
• "Thanks to you, Princess."
• "WAIT! This adventure isn't a done deal yet!"
• "We didn't exactly drive here on the Koopa Expressway!"
• "...way up there. I think we need an alternate route."
• "Excellent idea, Toad! Go for it!"
• "The pipe! Look!"
• "Our rescue team!"
• "That makes two of us!"
• "Ouch! What's the big idea?"
• "Luigi! Something weird's going down!"
• "NOOOO!"
• "That creepy Koopa!"
• "Come back here!"
• "Take that!"
• "That'll teach you to mess with the Mario Bros!"
• "Hey! Wait for me!"
• "Follow that Koopa copter!"
• "Luigi, are you sure this is the right direction?"
• "Oh, brother! We're lost!"
• "Yoshi! Which way did he go?"
• 'Uh-oh..."
• "Luigi...did we make it? Where are we?"
• "Hole-y rigatoni!"
• "Look! I wonder if anybody's home..."

Issue 41

• "I don't see any lights on..."
• "Mama mia, what a peculiar pad!"
• "Wait! Don't go in!"
• "I'm telling you, Weege, I have a weird feeling about this..."
• "Wait, Luigi. We may be tired, lost, and worst of all, hungry, but we must keep our wits about us. There's something strange about this place...my gut feeling is that it's a trap! C'mon-- let's get out of here!"
• "Hurry, Luigi! Let's go...now!"
• "You don't understand. It's just like a mouse trap."
• "The inviting smell of cheese lures the mouse in, and BANG!"
• "Speaking of cheese, that smells like fine provolone!"
• "NO! Luigi, come back here!"
• "Luigi!"
• "OH NOOO!"
• "Yeowyeowyeowch!"
• "This is a fine mess-- now we're locked in!"
• "Luigi! Where are you?"
• "Are you following me?"
• "OWCH!"
• "What's the big idea?"
• "Cut that out!"
• "YEEOW!"
• "I'm outta here!"
• "LUIGI!"
• "LOOK BEHIND YOU!"
• "Don't turn your back on them!"
• "Move, Luigi! Back up against the wall!"
• "Trust me. Keep sliding along the wall!"

Issue 42

• "Luigi! What are you doing?"
• "A G-g-ghost!"
• "Is he scary or just scared?"
• "Don't turn around! We'll be an apparition appetizer!"
• "I'm getting busy staring at all these blushing faces."
• "Shy...blushing...fear of blushing..."
• "Luigi! I have a plan! Follow me into that room!"
• "Just do it!"
• "Let's go!"
• "*phew!* We made it!"
• "Hurry! Help me move this desk!"
• "Welcome! The doctor is in!"
• "Your symptoms indicate that you're suffering from anthrophobia! Your fear of humas must stem from some bad childhood experience."
• "Don't worry I'm a licensed psychotherapist. We'll get to the root of your problem. Now, tell me about your childhood."
• "I see. So the hoodlums in your school stole your lunches and stuffed you in your locker every day."
• "Counseling you won't get us out of this mess!"
• "There now. I understand why you have pent-up frustrations, but you can't let those bullies control your life."
• "Why, there's a great big world out there!"
• "And as big as the earth seems, it's just a speck of dust in the universe."
• "Beyond our galactic system are more stars...billions and billions of stars!"
• "Troubles of humans and ghosts seem trivial compared to the vastness of the universe."
• "Now, don't you feel better?"
• "I'm glad we had this chat."
• "What do you say we step out and get some fresh air?"
• "C'mon-- let's get some sun."
• "What a glorious day!"
• "Excuse me?"
• "You're welcome!"
• "I'm glad I could help."
• "If you really want to thank me, tell me how to get to Bowser's Castle."
• "I want to tell the Koopa King about this wonderful universe, too."
• "Are they still out there?"
• "C'mon, Yoshi!"
• "Let's save that princess!"

Issue 43

• "Wow, security is tight..."
• "Hmmm. It looks risky..."
• "...but it's our only chance!"
• "Let's go!"
• "No sweat--we must be near the end."
• "And a one, and a two..."
• "C'mon. Follow me, Weege!"
• "LOOK OUT!"
• "AAACCKKK!"
• "Are you okay, bro?"
• "Wha...?"
• "YIKES!"
• "Light!"
• "I wonder where we are now."
• "Let's see what's out there..."
• "Look!"
• "Princess Toadstool!"
• "I DO!"

Issue 44

• "Princess! We'll save you!"
• "C'mon, Princess! This way!"
• "Has she flipped out or what?"
• "Princess! Snap out of it!"
• "Princess! You've come to your senses!"
• "Look!!"
• "You're not getting away!"
• "EAT CAKE, SHELL SCUM!"
• "The party's over, Bowser!"
• "Yikes!"
• "Koopa's conquered, the Princess is saved...piece o' cake.

Mario vs. Wario

• "A letter!"
• "It's from Wario! I haven't heard from him in ages!"
• "Wario..."
• "What trouble we used to get into during our school days!"
• "It's been almost 20 years!"
• "It's high time for a reunion--I'm on my way!"
• "According to this map, I must be getting close to Wario's!"
• "Plumber extraordinaire, at your service!"
• "Sorry--gotta run. Maybe next time!"
• "Huh...??"
• "What a party animal! I wish I could stay..."
• "Hey, bowling! Good idea!"
• "Right for the king pin!"
• "Aacckkk!"
• "Leaping lids! Yikes!"
• "Waaahh!"
• "Hey, thanks for the lift. Gotta go!"
• "Whoa! A monster octopus!"
• "I don't get it--what's an octopus doing in this freshwater marsh? Everybody knows that an octopus can't live in fresh water."
• "I knew it!"
• "Let's see, here..."
• "This will do the trick--I'll add a little salt."
• "Oops! This is sugar!"
• "Well, it's time to hit the road!"
• "Finally! This must be Wario's place."
• "Wario! Wario!"
• "Wario! Long time no see!"
• "What are you doing?!"
• "Whoa! You've gained a little weight there, Wario!"
• "Now that's the Wario I remember!"
• "Wario! What's the matter? Talk to me!"
• "Me? A bully?!"
• "What do you mean? It's been 20 years! Let bygones be bygones!"
• "C'mon! Cheer up!"
• "Don't be such a wimp!"
• "Let's have some fun, just like the old days!"
• "I brought something with me...now where is it?"
• "Remember how we used to play cowboys? Reach for the sky, you dirty low-down rustler!"

Super Mario-kun

• 「スターなんてまた見つければいいさ。おまえはおれの...たった1人の大切な弟だからな。」 ("As long as I find that star, it's good. Because you are... my one and only beloved little brother.") (Volume 36, page 130)
• Stuffwell: 「カケラもきつとそいつが持ってますよ。」 ("That person is certainly holding a shard, too.")
  Mario: 「え!? なんで?」 ("Huh!? Why?")
  Stuffwell: 「ゲームじやだいたいそうですからー。 がんばってくださいねー!!」 ("Becaaaause it's generally that way in games. Please go for it!!")
  Mario: 「いいかげんなやつめ...。」 ("Ugh, what an irresponsible guy...")

Super Mario: Manga Adventures

• "C'est toi Wario?!?" (It's you Wario?!?)"
• "Eh bien bonjour, enchanté ! Moi c'est Mario, voici ma carte de visite!" (Well, hello! Nice to meet you! This is Mario, here's my visit card!)

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Mario Press Conference

• "A-Miichael! It's-a my pleasure! Hello, everybody! It's-a me, Mario! Wahoo! Hello! Hello! Ha ha!"
• "Well, a-Miichael, first, I'm-a want to say, thank you very much for everyone who made this-a moment possible. The Princess-a Peach, my right-hand man Luigi, and the best adviser in the business, Toad. So, starting today, I'm-a super-duper excited to be taking my talents to the Mushroom Kingdom in my new game, Mario Sports Mix. Woo-hoo!"
• "Well, I'm-a telling Nintendo, we need to make-a this game super-duper! And they said, 'Oh, okey-dokey, uh, how about-a two sports?' I'm-a said, 'Nah,' so they said, 'Uh, how about-a three?' so I said, 'That's okay. But have you thought about-a four sports-es featuring over the top-a super-duper moves with none other than me, Mario?' Woo-hoo!"
• "Ah, well, the hardest-a part was to get all of these all-stars on board-a. Some, they were easy. Toad, he's always-a hanging around, giving me advice. And-a Luigi, well, he's-a my bro; he's got nothing to do, and he was up for it. Then, I saved-a Princess-a Peach and Daisy, and I got-a Bowser to sign up while I was-a there. Wario, ah, he was-a hard because-a he's-a cuckoo crazy! But once I'm-a mentioned it was not just the volleyball, basketball, and-a hockey, but also the dodgeball, ah ha! He was all set! In fact, I think he said-a, 'I'll do it. Have a rotten day. *raspberries*' Something like-a that."
• "Woo-hoo! Fire away! I'm-a ready for anything!"
• (Responding to "Is it hard balancing your sports training with princess saving?") "Ha ha ha! Well, I got-a good news! Princess-a Peach, *sighs contently* she hasn't been captured for a while. It's our-a longest-a streak-a yet-a. So, Mario's had more time to focus on-a saving the spikes-a and-a goals in-a hockey! Ah ha!"
• (Responding to "I have to imagine princess saving is quite a workout, though, too.") "Oh, yeah, it's a great year-round workout. Mario highly recommends it. Mmm-hm!"
• (Responding to "We've seen you on the tennis and basketball courts, the diamond, and even the race track. Which of these new sports excites you the most?") "Hmm! That's a good question. It has to be...dodgeball! I've always been a real fireballer with a shell, or even the fireballs. Hee hee! So I knew I would be a natural. But-a I noticed some of my friends-es are taking-a shots at-a me! Heart-a shots from-a Princess-a Peach, rainbow throws from my old pal Yoshi, and even a few vacuum whizzers sent at me by my fratello, Luigi! Oh!"
• (Reaction to Luigi's "I'm-a tired of-a being Player 2. It's-a my time to shine!") "Ah, Luigi! Ah ha! He was probably taken, uh, out of-a context-a. He loves-a being my sidekick, hee hee hee!"
• "Gee, that's funny."

E3 Event

• "Yeah, now here's a good impression, here: boy, that Sony, it's fantastic! *nose extends* What's the matter? You don't like my impression?"
• "Okeydokey, here comes another one, ready? This is a whole movie. Baam bam bam... 'But Rhett, what about-a me?' 'Eh, frankly, a-Scarlett-a, I don't give a *1-up noise*. You liked that?"
• "You want to hear another one? This one here: Here's-a Johnny! I'm not going to hurt you, Wendy, I'm going to break your *coin noise* neck. You get to hear it? I'm going to break your *coin noise* neck."
• "Oh, that's all right, I don't give a *coin noise*. A gold coin."
• "You guys want to hear another impression on a movie? Here comes a good movie; this is a good movie. *Darth Vader noises* 'Luke-ee, come and join the Dark-a Side of the Force!' 'No thank you!' 'Luke-ee! I'm-a you papa!' 'Naw! You not my papa!' 'Yes! I'm-a you papa!' 'Naw! You not-a my papa!' 'I'm-a you papa!' 'You not my papa!' 'I'm-a you papa!' 'You not my papa!' 'I'm-a you papa!' 'You not my papa!' 'Stop saying I'm not you papa, you little brat; I'm-a gonna chop your hand off with my saber sword!' Chop! 'Oh, papa! Why you chop my hand off with a laser sword! Man!'"
• "Yeah, if I take that show on the road that's they don't come back!"
• "Hey, what do you think... wasn't that the best impression of Gone With the Wind you've ever seen?"

San Diego Comic-Con 2012

• (Responding to a girl's question that Luigi should join the Ghostbusters group) "Hey! That's a good idea! I think he'd be too afraid, you know, if he had to do that every day... Yeah, he'd be underneath the bed after. The other night, I'm sitting there, watching the Pokémon movie with him, we're eating popcorn, and all of a sudden, it gets to a scary part, a scary part in the Pokémon movie, ahem, and I say, 'Hello, popcorn? Where's the popcorn? Yoo-hoo, popcorn, where'd you go? Wait a minute, what happened to Luigi? Lui—!' and I looked and I saw his little feet hanging out from between the cushions. He got scared; he jumped between the cushions and took the popcorn! I'm like, 'C'mon, Luigi! I don't care if you're scared, but the popcorn's not that scared.' For crying out loud!"
• "What's my last name? Ah, that's a very good question! Uh...uh... That's right! It's-a Mario. My name-a Mario Mario. Of course, my brother name, a-Luigi Mario. And of course, my mama's-a Mama Mia Mario; my papa Papa Pio Mario. Of course, my grandmama Grandmama Mia Mario, and my grandpapa Grandpa—et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, first name Mario, last name-a Mario. Yahoo!"
• (Responding to a question about using cement shoes on Sonic) "I don't believe in using cement shoes for my friends, ah ha ha ha."
• (Responding to "How do you feel about Bowser being in Wreck-It Ralph, but not you?") "Bu-bu-bu-bu Bowser's in a movie, but...? Ohh... I... Gee, I don't mind. *whimpers and cries* No, it's okay, I want Bowser to be a star. If he's busy being a star, then he doesn't kidnap the princess quite so much-a."

Charles Martinet's profile on Vine and Instagram

• • Luigi: (looking at a traffic light showing a person walking): "Go, little man, go!"
  • Mario: "Go, little man, go! Oh, he looks green!"
  • Luigi: "Yeah, he does!"
  • (traffic light becomes red)
  • Luigi: "Oh. Uh-oh, now he's red!"
  • Mario: "Oh..."

• • Mario: (looks at the suspended cyclist) "Mamma mia! Now that's not a swing you see every day."
  • Luigi: "No, that's not a swing you see every day."
  • Mario: "It's a swingcycle!"
  • Luigi: "Oh, a swingcycle! I like that!"
  • Mario: "Oh yeah!"

• • Luigi: "'Keep off the grass'...
  • Mario: (looks at suspended cyclist) "Yeah, now there's a guy who takes it very seriously, heeheeheeheehee!"

• • Mario: (looking at packaged mushrooms, contemplative) "Makes you think, doesn't it?"
  • Luigi: "Mm-hmm!"

• • Luigi: (at a live llama) "That's, it... it-it-it's a cow!"
  • Mario: "Nononono, that's a llama!"
  • Luigi: "Oh... hello, llama!"
  • Mario: "Is your mama a llama?"
  • Luigi: "Yeah, I, I bet she is!"
  • Mario: "Yeah, of course! Hee hee hee! Hello, little llama!"
  • Luigi: "Hello, little llama! Oh, it's so cute!"
  • Mario: "Yeah!"

• • Mario: "Can you say, 'chorizo'?"
  • Luigi: "Chorizo!"
  • Mario: "I'm glad you could!"
  • Luigi: "Ho-ho!"

• • Mario: "You know what they say, Chile today!"
  • Luigi: "Yeah yeah... hot tamale!"
  • Wario: ".......why?"

• • Mario (looking at cooked crabs): "Look at that guy. He's a CRAB!"
  • Luigi: "He looks grumpy!"
  • Mario: "I think you mean 'crabby', right?"
  • Luigi: "Yeah, crabby! (chuckles)"
  • Mario: "Hey, that's a good one, bro! Hahahahaha!"

• • Wario: "Now, this is funny: why did Banano fall out of the tree?"
  • Mario: "Wait, wait. Did you say, 'Banano'?"

• • Mario: "I don't know. Why?"
  • Mario: "Mama mia..."

• • Luigi: (looking at a line of live leaf cutter ants): "Look, a-a-a-a cow!"
  • Mario: "No, that-that's not a cow, that's a leaf cutter ant!"
  • Wario: "Why did the leaf cutter ant fall out of the tree?"
  • Mario: "Oh, come on, will you cut it out already?! Look at that, it's so busy!"
  • Luigi: "Oh, and look, that one has a little flower!"
  • Mario: "Oh, must be a princess leaf cutter ant!"

• • Mario: (looking at live leaf cutter ants): "These little guys are very busy, aren't they?"
  • Luigi: "Yeah, it's a very busy day for a leaf-cutter ant."

• • Mario:(looking at a live deer) "It looks like Bambi!"
  • Luigi: "Hello, little Bambi!"
  • Mario: "Huh, so cute!"
  • Luigi: "Oh, yeah! Cute!"

• • Luigi: (at a live albino alligator): "It's a cow..."
  • Mario: "No, no, it's an albino alligator."
  • Luigi: "Oh... how cute!"
  • Mario: "Mmm-hmm!"

• • Mario: "It's a hibiscus!"
  • Luigi: "Hello, 'biscus!"
  • Mario: "Uh, it's a hibiscus."
  • Luigi: "Oh! hi!"
  • Mario: "Hi!"

• • Luigi: (looking at soup) "It's a bathtub?"
  • Mario: "Oh, oh no, that's a soup."
  • Luigi: "Mmm! Hello, soup!"
  • Mario: "Hello!"

• • Luigi: (looking at boiling soup) "That's not a bathtub."
  • Mario: "Oh, no. It's a soupy."
  • Luigi: "Hello, soupy! Mmmmm..."

• • Mario: "And that, my bro, is the udon."
  • Luigi: "Oh yeah, it's definitely soupy time! (muffled) Ho ho!"

• • Mario: "That was a delicious udon."
  • Luigi: "Oh yeah, that's my friend, Mr. Udon."
  • Mario: (chuckles) "Way, to go, bro!"

Miscellaneous

• "Ah, Sonic, I love-a Sonic the Hedgehog. We're in the Olympic Games in-a London together this year, having a super-duper fun time." (A child responds, "But I thought he was your enemy!") "Ah, well, he's kind of my arch-uh, my arch-rival, you know, but not really my enemy. I don't really have enemies." (Another child responds, "But what about Goombas?") "Ah, Goombas, well, okay, those are my enemies. That's to say they want to nibble on your toes, you know, and, uh, I go, 'Waaaaa, too many Goombas. You got-a big trouble.' But I highly recommend when you see them at Comic-Con, you jump on top of their heads. But do it on real Goombas; don't jump on somebody's head just because he's wearing a Goomba T-shirt."
• (Responding to "When you turn small, does Princess Peach still kiss you?") "Oh, yes, she'll still give me a little smoochie-smoochie right on the nose. [...] She say, 'Oh, Mario, even when you're little, you're very cute!'"
• "I do like-a jumping on the mushrooms. I also like-a picking up the turtle shells and-a throwing them at all the little Goombas."
• (Responding to "How do you feel about beating your friends up in Smash?") "Oh, my friends in Smash—oh, you know, hey, I, uh, we came to an agreement, you know; Princess Peach and, uh, Luigi; eh, all of us came to an agreement that we're just going to beat us up for fun in that game, and just we all whack each other."
• (Singing) "We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, and a happy new year."
• (Responding to a child about his favorite item: "The Golden Bone is when you die, a ghost dog will take the bone out of your pocket, like it, and then lick Luigi and he'll be revived.") "Oh, yeah, that's right, that's right! They say that's like it have you seen in this day with somebody in that game called Polterpup." (The child responds, "A... What?") "A Polterpup. I don't know if it's the same dog, but it's a Polterpup, and I think it's gonna be nice to have a little Polterpuppy. Everybody loves a puppy, right?" (The child answers yes) "Oh, yeah. I tell you what. It's-a really fun."
• (Responding to the joke "Why can't the skeleton cross the road?") "Why can't the skeleton cross-a the road-a? I don't know. Why can't-a the skeleton cross the road-a?" (waits for the punchline) *laughs* "Hey, that's a good one! I like that one! I like that joke a lot! Hahahahahahaha!"
• (Writing an email to Luigi in the Boo amiibo trailer) "Luigi! You are a genius!"

Super Nintendo World

Note: The mascots at Super Nintendo World (except Toad) play pre-recorded voice recordings of the characters, including Mario himself.

• "Hey! Hello!"
• "It's-a me, Mario!"
• "It's-a nice to meet you!"
• "Ah! You're a Mario fan! Wonderful!"
• "Okey-dokey, everybody! Say 'WHEEEEEEEEEEE!'"
• "Okey-dokey! Let's take a picture!"
• "Go, Mario!"
• "Way to go!"
• "See you next time!"