List of Mario Party 9 quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Mario Party 9. The characters are listed alphabetically.

Blue Toad

• "Alright, let's start Free Play!"
• "Play as many minigames you want, as often you want!"
• "Welcome to Choice Challenge!"
• "Want to hear the rules?"
• "Please choose the three out of five minigames that you think will net you the most points!"
• "Here are the five minigames you can choose from."
• "Welcome to Perspective Mode!"
• "The new view in this mode boots the difficulty of these minigames. Give them your best shot!"
• "Congatulations! You've completed every minigame!"
• "I'll give you a bonus of 100 Party Points for your hard work!"
• "Welcome to Time Attack!"
• "Try to complete each minigame as fast as you can."
• "You can view the overall times you've earned so far."
• "Select the order in which you'd like to play the minigames."
• "Looks like you're set."
• "Ready? Go!"
• "Here's your first minigame."
• "Let's get started!"
• "You posted a slower time than average."
• "Here's your next minigame."
• "Wow! A new record! Keep it up!"
• "By completing Bonus Objective for this minigame, you've earned a Challenge Bonus!"
• "Good job! You posted a decent time."
• "Wow! You posted a pretty good time!"
• "And now for your final minigame."
• "Well done, [character]!"
• "Let's count up your Challenge Bonuses."
• "I'll reduce your total time by three seconds for every Challenge Bonus you've earned!"
• "Let's see where your time stands in the rankings."

Bowser

• Bingo Colony Event - "Bwa ha ha ha! Looks like everybody is having fun! And if you think bingo is a blast... LET ME SPICE THINGS UP A BIT! Gwa ha ha ha! Ah, yeah, now that's more like it! You can thank me later, chumps!"
• Speed Star Colony Event - "Bwa ha ha ha! You've come so far and worked so hard. I'm almost proud of you... Almost. But winning's no fun if it's easy, right?! So here comes a little challenge from me, free of charge! You chumps should THANK me! Gwah ha ha ha!" - (Giving one player a 1-2-3 or a 0-1 Dice Block)
• "Hey, captain [character]! My Bowser Spin Wheel will decide what happens to you! Better it stops on something NICE!!"
• "Let's see what you're in for..."
• "Captain [character]! I've got a present for you too! Whaddaya say? Want a WHOLE BUNCH of presents?"
  • Selecting "Yes" - "Here you go! Just for you!"
  • Selecting "No" - "Huh? Well then, I'll just give you a few. Here, take 'em!"
  • Selecting "No" - "No?! Aw, c'mon! Don't be a stick in the mud! Take 'em!
• "Bwa ha ha ha! Everyone check their watch!" That's right, it's Bowser time!!"
• "Give 5/10 Mini Stars (15 Bananas) to the player in last place!"
  • "Captain [character]! Give your Mini Stars to [character] in last place!"
  • All players tied for 1st - "Wh-what?! You're all tied?! Nothing's changing this time!"
  • Any ties for Last Place - "How can 2/3 players be tied for last place? OK! I'll give 'em to [character]!"
  • The Captain is the one in Last Place - "Wait, what? YOU'RE the one in last place?! That's just sad. Here--I'll give you 5/10 Mini Stars!"
• "OK then, I'll take half of Captain [character]'s Mini Stars!"
• "All right then, I'll take half of Captain [character]'s Bananas!"
  • "Huh!? You're in last place, aren't you?"
    • "I'll spare you this time! Don't say I never did anything for you!"
    • "Here! I'll double your Mini Stars! Don't say I never did anything for you!"
    • "Here! I'll double your Bananas! You can thank me later!"
• "Whoops! Can't split up these 2/3 Mini Stars left over, can I? I'd better keep 'em for myself!"
• "BWA HA HA HA! That should shake things up a bit!"
  • "Later, fools!"
  • "Even I'm nice every one in a while! Write me a thank-you note later!"
• "I'm taking all of your Special Dice Blocks!"
  • "Hey! Don't blame me! It's your fault for not using your Special Dice Blocks when you had the chance!"
  • "Huh? None of you has any Special Dice Blocks? Well, forget the whole thing, then!"
• "Listen up, you good-for-nothings! This time the player in last place picks the minigame! So which one of you chumps is in last place!?"
  • "Hmph, [character], is it? Figures. Bwahaha! At least pick a minigame you're good at!"
  • The Captain is the one in Last Place - "So [character] is in last place? Wait! You're the captain! Ah, well, choose the minigame, [character]!"
  • All players tied for 1st Place - "Everybody is tied!? Well, never mind, then. Captain [character]! Choose a minigame!"
  • A tie for Last Place - "Hmph! [two characters' names] are both in last place again, huh? Bwa ha ha ha! Well then... You pick, [one character from last]"
• "You got that? Whoever loses this minigame wins!"
• "Hooray for you! That's 10,000 Mini Stars/Bananas, coming right up!"
  • "What? You seriously thought I was gonna give them to you? HA! If you want more Mini Stars, you can get them yourself!"
  • "What, wait! Oh, I totally forgot! A little while ago, I got hungry and ate all 10,000 Bananas! Every single one of them! Not a single one left! Bwa ha ha ha! They were good too!"
    • "A little while ago, I got hungry and ate almost all 10,000 Bananas! I only have these 10 left. Bwa ha ha ha!"
    • "Huh? That's strange. I could have sworn those 10,000 Mini Stars were somewhere around here... You know what? I must've left them at home! I've only got 10 Mini Stars with me, so you'll just have to settle for that. Bwa ha ha ha!"
• All players win on Reverse Minigame - "If you think I'm just going to hand everyone Mini Stars because you all came in last, you've got another thing coming! Bwa ha ha ha!
• "BWA HA HA HA! Welcome, Captain [character]! If you want to rescue the Mini Stars, you're gonna have to defeat my minion! OK, Captain [character]! Pick your opponent! (captain picks the opponent) Wow, [boss character's name], huh? You're gonna regret that! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

Solo Mode

Introduction

• "Bwahahahaha! I did it! Now to put those Mini Stars to good use!"

Toad Road

• "Bwahaha! These Mini Stars are all MINE!"
• "WHAT?!"
• "Grasslands stage? The one where cool breezes blow across the hills and you want to relax on a blanket? That's Toad Road!"
• "Lakitu! Wiggler! Listen up!"
• "Head to the grasslands and show (P1 character)'s team what's what!"
• "Finally made it, did you?! Well, I'm not letting a bunch of chumps like you take my precious Mini Stars!!"
• "My furious minion Wiggler will defeat you all!"

Bob-omb Factory

• "WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?! (P1 character)'s team is WHERE?!"
• "Factory? You mean our supersecret factory where we make most of our evil stuff? That's Bob-omb Factory!"
• "Now then, Whomp and King Bob-omb! Grind their gears!"
• "Finally made it, did you? Well, all the Mini Stars here belong to me! So give them back immediately!!"
• "My explosive minion King Bob-omb will defeat you all!"

Boo's Horror Castle

• "Spooky-castle stage? The one filled with terrible ghosts and worse decorating? That's Boo's Horror Castle!"
• "Dry Bones and King Boo! Scare the pants off them!"
• "Finally made it, did you? Grrr...I'm getting tired of you stealing my Mini Stars! I guess I'll have to teach you a lesson!"
• "My frightening minion King Boo will defeat you all!"

Blooper Beach

• "(insert name of playable character)! I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!"
• "Sandy-ocean stage? The one filled with Dolphins and Sushies and all the sunshine a guy could ever need? That's Blooper Beach!"
• "Cheep Cheep, Blooper! Sink those landlubbers!"
• "Finally made it, did you? I'm not letting you get your grubby hands on any more of my Mini Stars!"
• "My monstrous minion Blooper will defeat you all!"

Magma Mine

• "Volcano stage? The one that keeps ruining our mine carts with all the molten-lava explosions? That's Magma Mine!"
• "I've gone easy on these chumps for too long! Time to send in my most devious minions yet!" - To Bowser Jr.
• "Presenting the ferocious Spike and the mighty Chain Chomp!!"
• "Spike! Chain Chomp! Go earn your paychecks!"
• "Finally made it, did you? I'll be honest: I never though you'd make it this far. At least I can finally take my Mini Stars back!"
• "It's the end of the road for all of you! My mightiest minion, Chain Chomp, will defeat you all!"

Bowser Station

• "That's it! Curse you, [character's name]! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!"
• "Space stage? You mean my secret hideaway? That's Bowser Station!"
• "I guess I'll just have to send my minions into outer space!"
• "...Wait, outer space? Bowser Station?"
• "THAT MEANS THEY'RE COMING HERE!"
• "Then I guess I'll have to destroy [character's name] myself!"
• "WHAAAT?! That was pathetic!"
• "It's time for me to REALLY shake things up!"
• "You chumps wanted a fight? Well, guess what? WISH GRANTED!"
• "If you can make it all the way to this gate, I'll give you a one-on-one meeting...with your DOOM!"
• "Captain [character's name]! I've got a TON of presents with your name on 'em! Take 'em!"
• "We're gonna settle this once and for all! Hurry up and get over here for the final battle!"
• "BWA HA HA HA! Welcome, Captain [character's name]!"
• "If you want your precious Mini Stars back, you'll have to defeat me!"
• "Yes! YES!! Witness my true power!!"

Ending

• "I've failed...My dream of having a castle decorated with Mini Stars is over..."

Bowser Jr.

• "Bwa ha ha ha ha! Now you're going to have to play a minigame against me! You wouldn't have a chance against me alone, so I'll let you take me on with one of your rivals! Captain (character), it looks like your teammate is..."
  • "You're in first place, (character). You must think you're SO good at minigames, huh? Well let's what you're really made of!"
  • "You're in second place, (character). I guess you're not too bad at minigames, huh? Let's see how you do in a real challenge!
  • "You're in third place, (character). Having a hard time with the minigames, huh? Let's see if you fare any better in a real battle!"
  • "You're in fourth place, (character). You're not doing very well with the minigames, huh? Well I think it's time you can really do!"
• "Hey, (character)! Are you SURE this is the minigame you wanna play?"'
  • Selecting "Yes" - "It's time to play. Do your worst!"
  • Selecting "No" - "OK, it's your funeral! This minigame it is!"
• "Grr! Next time we play, I'm going to destroy you! And don't you forget it!!" - if the players win
• "Bwa ha ha ha! You worked together, and you still couldn't beat me! What a bunch of dopes!" - if the players lose
• "Bwa ha ha ha! So you made it this far, Captain [character]. But do you really think you can beat Dad's minion guarding the fort? Tell you what: since you're going to fail anyway, I'll even let you pick your opponent! [Boss character's name], huh? You must love losing!"

Solo Mode

Toad Road

• "They're heading for the grasslands stage! If we don't hurry, they'll take all the Mini Stars back!"
• "Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won't get past the boss of this fort! Beat 'em down, Lakitu!"

Bob-omb Factory

• "They're heading for the factory! We need to stop them before they get all of the Mini Stars there too!"
• "Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won't get past the boss of this fort! Crush 'em, Whomp!"

Boo's Horror Castle

• "Now they're heading for that spooky-castle stage! We have to stop them before they can rescue any more Mini Stars!"
• "Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won't get past the boss of this fort! Scare 'em off, Dry Bones!"

Blooper Beach

• "They're on their way to that sandy-ocean stage! They must want to steal more Mini Stars!"
• "Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won't get past the boss of this fort! Sink 'em, Cheep Cheep!"

Magma Mine

• "They're heading for that volcano stage! They're going to rescue all of the Mini Stars there too!"
• "Wah ha ha ha! Nice job making it this far! But you won't get past the boss of this fort! Spike 'em...er...Spike!"

Bowser Station

• "DAD! Guess what?! We lost more Mini Stars at the volcano!"
• "Yeah, Dad! What's up?"
• "And me too, Dad! I'll help you!"
• "You'll be dealing with me!" -To Players.
• "Hope you're ready!"
• "Captain (character)! You are the starting player!"

Daisy

• "Yeah, Daisy!" (borrowed from Mario Kart Wii)
• "Cool!"
• "Aww, man!" (borrowed from Mario Party 6)
• "Here we go!"
• "Hey hey! Woo! I'm the Superstar!"
• "Got it!" (borrowed from Mario Party 8)
• "Oh yeah, WOO! I'm the Superstar!" (Becoming the Superstar)
• "Oh, no!" (Losing Castle Clearout)
• "Ohh, yeah!"

Diddy Kong

• "I'm Diddy! Hoo-hoo! Hoo-hoo-hoooooooo!" (borrowed from Mario Superstar Baseball)

Donkey Kong

• "Donkey Kong!" (borrowed from Mario Strikers Charged)

Fire Bro

• "It's Battle time! Show me you're in it to win it!"
• "The winners will split 10 Mini Stars taken from the player who finishes this minigame in last place! As long as you're not last, you're safe!"
• "OK, the minigame is set! Try not to come in last!"

Minigame Results

• If 3-way tie for 1st or Last Place occurs (with 4 players) - "Hmmm. I don't think we'll need 10 Mini Stars. This time, 9 Mini Stars should be enough!
• If unable to give a total of 10 Mini Stars - "Uh-oh! There aren't enough Mini Stars to go around! I guess I'll have to make up the difference!" (Fire Bro. adds in the rest of the Mini Stars to the winners)
• If all players tie for 1st Place - "What?! Everybody came in first?! That means nobody gets any Mini Stars!"
• If all players tie for Last Place - "Whoops! Everyone lost! That means nobody gets any Mini Stars!"

Green Toad

• "Your adventure is almost over!"
• "Let's take a look at the current standings!"
  • "I'll give you a Slow Dice Block since your in last place, [character]."
  • "[2 or 3 characters names] are tied for last place." / "Everybody's tied!"
    • "To help you out, I'll give you a Slow Dice Block!" (given to more than one player)
• "?!"
• "Oh no! It seems [number] spaces have turned into Bowser Spaces!"
• "You can move forward [number] spaces, too."

Hammer Bro

• "Time for a Battle Minigame! I'm gonna take 3 Mini Stars from each of you!"
  • If less than a total of twelve - "What?! You don't have enough Mini Stars? Well, tell you what: since I'm such a great guy, I'll make up the difference. No Mini Stars, no fun, right?" (provides the rest to equal twelve Mini Stars)
• "Wager Mini Stars you've collected, and battle for them in a minigame! This is going to be intense!"
• "OK, the minigame is set! Everybody ready?"
• "Whew, that was exhilarating! Nothing beats watching an action-packed minigame match play out! See you later!"

Both Hammer Bro & Fire Bro

• "So, Captain [character], which minigame do you want to play?"
• "I'm gonna be nice and let the player in last place choose the minigame. So who's it gonna be this time?"
  • "Ah, [character], is it? OK, you choose. Which minigame do you want to play?"
  • The Captain is the one in Last Place - "It looks like [character] is in last place. Huh? You're the Captain anyway? Ah, well choose the minigame, [character]!"
  • All players tied for 1st Place - "Everybody is tied right now?! Weird! I guess that only leave one choice. Captain [character], you choose the minigame!"
  • A tie for Last Place - "[2 character's names] are tied for last place, huh? Well then, why don't you choose, [character]? Pick whichever minigame you want!"
  • A 3-Way Tie for Last Place (with 4 Players) - "What?! There are three players in last place?! Forget it, then! Captain [character], you choose the minigame!"

Luigi

• "No!" (Losing Castle Clearout)
• "Yay for me!" (borrowed from Mario Kart: Double Dash!!)
• "It's Luigi Time!"
• "Oh, yeah! Heh heh. I'm a Superstar!"
• "I'm ready!" (borrowed from Mario Party 8)

Magikoopa / Kamek

• "Hee hee hee! I, Magikoopa/Kamek, came in first! I am the Superstar! And since I'm the Superstar, these Mini Stars that we gathered belong to me! Hee hee hee! So, if you don't mind, I'll be taking them now. (I can't let those meddlers take Bowser's Mini Stars!) See you later!"
• "And since we're the Superstars, these Mini Stars we gathered belong to us! Hee hee hee! (You didn't actually think we'd let some pesky meddlers like you take Bowser's Mini Stars, did you?) See you later!" (if tied for 1st with Shy Guy)

Mario

• "Mario Time!"
• "Wah-ha! Wahoo! Superstar!"
• "Let's go!"
• "I got it!"
• "Mamma mia!" (Losing Castle Clearout; reused from Mario Kart: Double Dash!!)

Minigame Announcer

English version

• "Start!"
• "Finish!"
• "New Record!"
• "Ready? Go!" - in DK's Jungle Ruins (Also in Mario Party: Island Tour)
• "Time's Up!" - when five minutes pass in any minigame
• "Goal!" - when the player reaches the goal on Time Attack

French version

• "C'est parti!"
• "Terminé!"
• "Nouveau record!"

Spanish version

• "¡Adelante!"
• "¡Se acabó!"
• "¡Nuevo Récord!"

Italian version

• "Via!"
• "Fine!"
• "Nuovo Record!"
• "Tempo Scaduto!"

Peach

• "Let's go!"
• "Here we go!"
• "Yes! Hm, hm, hm! I'm a Superstar!"*'
• "Humph, next time."
• "Aww…" (Losing Castle Clearout)
• "Oh, no!"'
• "Yay!"

Toad

• "Here we go!"
• "Good choice!" (Borrowed from Mario Party 8)
• "Oh, no!" (Losing Castle Clearout, borrowed from Mario Party 5)

Shy Guy

• "Sweet! I came in first! I'm the Superstar! It's winner take all, and I'm the winner, so... I'll be taking these Mini Stars now! (...I can't let you have Bowser's Mini Stars.) Later!"
• "Yippee! I also came in first! I'm a Superstar! It's winner take all, and we're the winners, so... we'll be taking these Mini Stars now!" (if tied for 1st with Magikoopa/Kamek)

Waluigi

• "Waluigi!"
• "Waluigi Time!"
• "Wah-ha! Waluigi the Superstar!" (borrowed from Mario Party 6)
• "Ahh!" (Losing Castle Clearout)

Wario

• "Wario!"
• "Let's-a go!"
• "Ha! Ha! Wario is Superstar!"
• "Ai yah!" (Losing Castle Clearout)

Yellow Toad

• "Magikoopa/Kamek/Shy Guy will be playing for Bowser. If he wins, he'll take all of the Mini Stars and you'll have to play the stage again. Don't let that happen!"
• "Shy Guy and Magikoopa/Kamek will be playing for Bowser. If either of them wins, they'll take all of the Mini Stars and you'll have to play the stage again. Don't let that happen!"
• "You can earn Party Points by playing minigames in Free Play."
• "First, let's decide the turn order. Press on the Wii Remote to hit the Dice Block."
• "The order is set!"
• "All right, everybody! Go get as many Mini Stars as you can!"
• "Yeah! You did it!"
• "Great job, [character]! Everyone managed to take back the Mini Stars!"
• "Keep collecting Mini Stars as you make your way to the Bowser Gate!"
• "If the captain wins, he or she will get 6 Mini Stars. If the other team wins, each player will get 2 Mini Stars."
• "All the Mini Stars on the route became Mini Ztars!" - In Blooper Beach.
• "Wonderful, [character]! You got the Mini Stars back!"
• "Thank you!"
• "Great job, everybody! Let's take a look at the results!"
• "Thank you very much."
• "However... Only the player who collected the most Mini Stars/Bananas can become today's Superstar."
• "This is your final chance! It's time to announce the Bonus Stars!"
• "Today's Superstar is..."
• "(character), with (number) Mini Stars! Congratulations!"
• "(first character name) and (second character name) with (number) Mini Stars each! Congratulations!" (When two players win in a three or four-player game)
• "You're all Superstars this time! Congratulations!" (When everyone has the same Mini Star total)
• "Congratulations! Here are the Party Points you've earned this time."
• "It's good to see you again!"
• "Wow! Look at this place! There are lots of Mini Stars here."
• "I have a feeling it'll be dangerous. Be brave, and collect as many Mini Stars as you can!"
• "To rescue the Mini Stars, you'll need to defeat Bowser's minions."
• "I've heard that Bowser's minions are especially strong here. Are you sure you're ready?"
• "That's the spirit! No boss is too tough for you, [character]!"
• "The player who earns most Mini Stars will be crowned the Superstar. Good luck!"
• "Wait! There's still something in there!"
• "Lucky you! There were (number) Mini Stars in the item box!"
• "Surprise! There was a minigame in the item box!"
• "The conveyor belt is moving in the direction of that arrow."
• "The conveyor belt will change direction each time a player hits a Dice Block."
• "There's a Bob-Omb on your vehicle!"
• "The counter above the Bob-Omb will decrease by one for every space you move. And when it reaches 0...BOOM!"
• "When the Bob-Omb explodes, whoever is the captain will lose half of his or her Mini Stars."
• "Lucky you! You've arrived at a Toad House! Let's go inside!"
• "I'll give you items on the back of the cards you turn over."
• "Turn over two cards."
• "Try to roll a low number!"
• "Shuffle the turn order!"
• "Wait? Is this a dead end?"
• "There's only a little more to go! I'm going to let the player in the last place pick the minigame this time."
  • "Let's see... That would be, [character]. Right? Please pick a minigame!"
  • The Captain is the one in Last Place - "Huh? You're in last place, aren't you, Captain [character]? Please go ahead and pick a minigame!"
  • A tie for Last Place - "Huh? There are two players tied for last place! Why don't you pick, [character]?"
  • All players are tied for 1st Place - "Huh? All of you are tied for first?! Well then, why don't you pick the minigame, Captain [character]?"
  • A Three-Way Tie for Last Place (with four players) - "Huh? Since there are three players tied for last place, I'll just let Captain [character] pick after all."
• "If you point your Wii Remote at the bright spot on the Main Menu and press , you can look at the stars."
• "Nice! Only [number] Mini Star(s) left."
  • "I'll give 1/some Mini Star(s) to [character]."
  • "I'll give 1/some Mini Stars(s) to the player in last place: [character]."
• "Welcome to Museum!"
• "Here you can exchange your Party Points you've earned for various prizes."
• "You can also check records you've set in the game."
• "Return Mini Stars stolen by Bowser to the night sky, or view constellations."
• "Increase the number of playable stages and in-game items."
• "Increase the number of vehicles you own, and choose the vehicle you'd like to use in the game."
• "Check any records you've set during play."
• "Listen to the sounds and voices of Mario Party 9."
• "Nicely done. Think you can beat your time? Come back and try again!"
• "OH NO! This is terrible!"
• "Shy Guy/Magikoopa/Kamek ran off with all the Mini Stars you collected."
• "Magikoopa/Kamek and Shy Guy ran off with all of the Mini Stars you'd collected..." (if Shy Guy and Magikoopa/Kamek tied for 1st)
• "Without any Mini Stars, you won't be able to continue on your adventure."
• "The Dice Block/1-2-3 Dice Block/4-5-6 Dice Block is the only one left.
• "Oh no! Bowser's turned the Bingo Colony into the Dark Bingo Colony!"
• "If you get bingo now, you'll earn Mini Ztars instead of Mini Stars!"
• "You're safe! There's no 10 on a 3 x 3 board!"
• "Oh dear... You got a bingo."
• "BINGO! You did it!"
• "Wow! The captain won't need to hit a Dice Block, because there's enough power to make it across!"
• "[character] doesn't have any Mini Stars to lose!" (if the player lands on an Unlucky Space with no Mini Stars)