List of Mario Superstar Baseball quotes

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This is a list of quotes from the game Mario Superstar Baseball. The quotes are listed by character.

Bowser

• "Time to play me! But why bother? I'll obviously win! Gwah ha ha!"
• "Gwah ha ha ha ha! So, you finally got here, Mario! You're so late...and I HATE waiting! It's not like I blocked the road with rocks or anything! What? I'm serious! What's with the dirty look?! Anyway, let's just forget all that. So, you think you have the mightiest team now? I'll be the judge of that! Here we go!"
• "Gwah ha ha ha! Yes, yes, play for my amusement, Mario!"

Bowser Jr.

• "We're playing again, Mario! Before was a fluke! I'll teach you a lesson!"
• "Mario! Yeah, you! I'll beat you to a pulp, Mister!"
• "Game time, Mario!"
• "You'll never beat me!"
• "Yaaa-oooooo! I won again!"
• "Mario, you're so lame! Talk about a joke!"
• "Hooray! Yippee! I totally won yet again! You're WEAK!"
• "Darn it! Darn it! I hate you, Mario!"
• "I'll play as many times as you want, you big jerk! Don't you forget it!" (To Mario)
• "Oh! Mama! Play a game with me! Don't run away!"
• "I beat Mario! I actually beat him!"
• "You're tough, Mama! I won't lose next time!"
• "Oh, Mama! You're tough! But I'm tough too, right?"
• "Darn it! Darn it! I hate you, Mario!"

Donkey Kong

• "Hrugh... Groo! HROOO! (I lost...but that was fun! Let me lend you a hand!)" (To Mario)
• "Hroo! HRRRRGH! (Take me with you Peach! My power can help you out!)

Lakitu

• "Ball!"
• "Play Ball!"
• "Strike!"
• "Strike out!"
• "Change."
• "Foul Ball!"
• "That's the Game!"
• "Fair Ball!"
• "Safe!"
• "Out!"
• "No offense, but...I'm bit worried about your lineup..." (To Mario)
• "What in the... What's with the boxing glove?" (To Donkey Kong)
• "Just don't get kidnapped." (To Peach)
• "Don't even think about gobbling me up... Aaggh!" (To Yoshi)
• "Wow. You have some good players, although knowing you, Wario, I highly doubt you used legitimate means. You... you WHAT!!? Oh my! I shouldn't of asked." (To Wario)
• "Take Your Base"

Mario

• "Yahoo for me!"
• "Noooooooooo!"

Princess Peach

• "That's my Mario...I had forgotten how safe I feel when I'm with you, Mario! Do you think it would be all right...if I joined your team, Mario? I can? Really?! Oh thank you! May the mushrooms bless you!"
• "Uh...oh...we lost...Talk about a strong team..." (To Donkey Kong)
• "Don't hold back, now! Let's play!" (To Donkey Kong)
• "Thanks, you too Yoshi! See you later!"

Wario

• "Aargh! Mario! You musta cheated last game, but not THIS time. Chump! I'm the only one in this entire kingdom with any class whatsoever! This time, I mean business! Go time! It is ON!"
  • "Wah ha ha ha ha ha! You're gonna feel the power, baby! And it'll HURT!"
  • "Argh! You're not gonna play?! Wimp! Why did you come here, then?! Are you... just here to tick me off? ARGH! How DARE you! Messing with me, a fine, upstanding member of the community?!"
• "AAAAAAAAAARGH! I lost to Mario! UGH! Mario, of all people! Oooooog... Boy, my belly is aching up a storm right now... ...Urp! I wonder it... Could it be that green mushroom I ate!? NOOO! YAAAARGH! Mario! You tricked me into chowing down that toadstool! A misunderstanding?! You WEASEL! You know you did it! YAAAARGH!"
• "YAAAAAAAAAARGH! You stink! But...you know what? I'm just gonna let it go. Yeah. I'm above holding grudges. I'll even lend you a hand! Admit it, you wanted me with you anyway! Wah ha ha ha ha ha ha! With me on board, victory is totally guaranteed! Heh heh heh heh... Idiot... That team will be all MINE someday... Hmm? What? Er... Nah, I didn't say anything! You're hearing things!"
• "Mario Mr. Chump play against a real superstar!"
• "Hold on, I think I left the stove on."

Yoshi

• "Yoshi, Yoshi? (Welcome, Princess Peach. Play a game maybe?)"
• "Ah wah wah... (Oh, you're quitting, huh..)