List of Waluigi quotes

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This is a list of quotes by Waluigi.

Mario Tennis series

Mario Tennis (Nintendo 64)

• "Hehehe. You guys are having a party?"
• "I'M-A NUMBER ONE! Heh, hehehehe! Look, I'ma dance! I'ma sing! I'ma so happy! HA, hahahahaha!...Heh? Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!"
• "Uh-oh! What's going on here?!"
• "Mamma mia!"

Mario Tennis (Game Boy Color)

• "What a surpriiise! You reeeally stomped Maaario!"

Mario Power Tennis

• "Heh heh heh. He walks funny."
• "Don't expect mouth-to-mouth."
• "Look out!"
• "Oh, no, wa ha ha ha ha..."
• "Peach Dome Tournament... aah, that's us!"
• "Uh oh, run away!"
• "This way... ah, wait for me!"
• "In here!"
• "They hate us."
• "Ready... aim... fire!"
• "Sorry! Hee hee hee."
• "Take this, Mr. Eyeballs!"
• "Eh... Cut..."
• "Hey, prop guy!"
• "Waaaa-luigi time! Waluigi win!"
• "Oh no, I lost. AAAAWWW! Grrr..."
• "Camelot! Heh, heh, heh!"
• "Swim, swim, swim!"
• "It's broken!"

Mario Tennis Aces

• "It's only suitable for the best of the best..."
• "We knew you'd steal another win."
• "Wahahaha! Too slow, Mario!"
• "Next stop, the summit of Inferno Island!"
• "Good work, Mario! Wahahaha!"
• "While you were busy fighting, we managed to sneak in and take the treasure!"
• "We'll be taking this Power Stone now. Try not to be sore losers!"
• "It's all been building to this. A final showdown for the Power Stones. To the stadium! It's time to settle the score!"
• "No kidding! We could've been the best players in the world with that thing!"

Mario Party series

Mario Party 3

• "I'm the best!"
• "Good Choice."
• "Yeah!"
• "Yeah! Waluigi's the winner!"
• "My name is Waluigi!" (Story Mode only)
• "If you want the Mischief Star back, you must name me the Superstar!" (Story Mode only)
• "If you've got something to say to me, then step right up!" (Story Mode only)
• "Wah, heh, heh, heh! The Mischief Star is here!" (Story Mode only)
• "Wah, heh, heh, heh! Waluigi is number one!" (Story Mode only)
• "No! I'll remember this!" (Story Mode Only)

Mario Party 4

• "Good choice!"
• "Yeah, Waluigi's the winner!"
• "Aww! I lost!"
• "Heh heh heh! I got it."

Mario Party 5

• "Waluigi! Wahahaha!"

Mario Party 6

• "I hate this game!"
• "Wah-ha! Waluigi's the Superstar!"
• "You're lousy!"

Mario Party 7

• "Waaaah-Luigi!"
• "Heheh, Waluigi number one!"
• "You're lousy!"
• "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!"
• "I hate this game!"
• "Waluigi the Superstar!"

Mario Party 8

• "Mario Party 8!"
• "Mine, mine, mine!"
• "Waluigi, winner!"
• "I'm ruined!"
• "Waluigi number one!"
• "Wonderful!"
• "I'm a de Superstar!"

Mario Party 9

• "Waluigi the Superstar!"
• "Waluigi!"
• "Waluigi Time!"
• "Wah-ha! Waluigi's the Superstar!"
• "Ahh!!" (Losing Castle Clearout)
• "Wah hah hah waah!"

Mario Party: Island Tour

• "Wah ha ha wah!"

Mario Party 10

• "Waluigi the Superstar!"

Mario Party: Star Rush

• "Num-ber one!"

Super Mario Party

• "Take me to that Mario Party!" (When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty)
• "The party's right there! Let's crash it again!" (When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty)
• "This'll be good!" (When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty)
• "I'm ready! Are you?" (When selecting which group of characters to play with in what difficulty)
• "Waluigi!"
• "Alright!"
• "Heh he he!"
• "Ho ho!"
• "No one has the brains to outsmart me! Just you watch!" (When he is selected as an ally)
• "Evil schemes are my specialty!" (When he is selected as an ally)
• "We're here to help. Lucky you!" (Challenge Road)
• "What's up? I'm here to help. You're gonna need it!" (Challenge Road)
• "Aw, no!"
• "Mario! If I can beat you... I can reignite my passion for challenges!" (If the player chooses Mario, he will be their final opponent in Chestnut Forest on Challenge Road)
• "I will defeat you... And reignite my passion for challenges!" (The player's final opponent in Chestnut Forest)
• "I'm a failure..." (After beating him in Challenge Road)
• "Just because everyone else is having fun doesn't mean I'm jealous! Not one bit!" (Waluigi in the party plaza)
• "When I finally find someone desperate enough to take me, you'll regret this!" (When asked to be a party member in the party plaza and the player refuses him)
• "I wanna see how long one party can go! Take me so I can find out!" (Waluigi in the party plaza when all gems have been collected)
• "We’re both going to regret this!" (When asked to be a party member in the party plaza when all gems have been collected and the player refuses him)

Mario Golf series

Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour

• "You might be gettin' better, but nobody cheats better than me! You got that?!"
• "Don't whiff!"
• "Are you sweating?"
• "You're cheating!"
• "Oh, come on!"
• "Only cheaters mess up!"
• "Ehh... Not bad...for you!"
• "Waaah, this looks too easy..."
• "Today!"
• "Tee Time!"
• "AAAARGH!! Stupid ball."
• "AAAAAGH!! I hate this game!"
• "Camelot! Heh, heh, heh!"
• "Eh, they're all just jealous!"
• "Wah...? Bogey?!"

Mario Golf: World Tour

• "Come on."
• "Waluigi."
• "I bet Peach makes a pretty penny from running this fancy club. *yawn* I ate so much I'm gonna need a nap!"
• "Are you happy you won the championship?"
• "Huh. I guess you're just being honest, but don't let it go to your head!"
• "Little white lies can get you in trouble, you know. Be happy. You earned it."
• "For me, the best part of any round of golf is kicking back and relaxing when it's all over. That's all I need!"
• "Now that you've won you second title, I gotta admit I'm kinda jeal--"
• "Never mind! I'll see you on the Mountain Course."
• "Huh? You want to know if I was actually trying on the Mountain Course Championship?"
• "Hey! I always give it everything I've got, but even I have off days. Just watch, I'll be the next champion!"
• "Oh? OK. Well, the grub's better than normal, today. Must be because you won the triple crown. Thanks, I guess!"

Mario Kart series

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

• "Wa-ha-ha! Waluigi, number one!"
• "Arghhhh, Waluigi no win this time."
• "Waluigi!"
• "Waluigi time!"
• "Go far, oh yeah!"
• "Golden!"

Mario Kart DS

• "Heh-heh-heh!" (when chosen as character)
• "Let's go already!" (when his kart is chosen)
• "Wa-ha-ha-waaaaa!" (wins a race)

Mario Kart Wii

• "Aww Yeah!"
• "Waluigi!"
• "Yahooie!"
• "Yeahhh!"
• "Heheheh yeah!"
• "Waluigi time!"
• "Take that!"
• "So good!"
• "Let's-a go!"
• "I'm-a gonna win!"
• "I'm on the red team!"
• "Blue team gonna win!"
• "Ehh, everybody cheater! Next time I cheat! Heh heh heh!"
• "Ah, Waluigi lose! Impossible!"
• "Oh, too bad. I get you next time, cheaters!"
• "Waaah, impossible!"
• "Aw yeah! I get you next time."
• "Ha ha ha! Next time. I could have won!"
• "Ehh, not bad..." (*laughs*)
• "Aw no, too bad. Nyehhhhh."
• "Waluigi win! Yeah!"
• "Aw yeah! Waluigi! Ha-ha-ha!"
• "Owwwwww! Cheaters!"
• "Watch out...for me!" (after getting a Star or Mega Mushroom)
• "Aw yeah! Powered up!"

Mario Kart 8 / Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

• "Ha ha!" (When selected)
• "Ha, Waluigi!" (glide)
• "Ha ha! Waluigi!" (When finished 1st)
• "Nice! Niiiice! Yeah!" (When finished between 2nd and 6th place)
• "Aw, everybody cheating!" (When finished in 7th place or lower)
• "Oh! Come on!" (When finished in 7th place or lower)
• "I'll be back!" (When finished in 7th place or lower)
• "Wheels up, up, up, up!" (when entering anti-gravity mode)
• "Hey there! Here we go!"
• "I’ll get you!"

Mario & Sonic series

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games

• "Waluigi!" (When selected)
• "Ah, Waluigi get you next time!" (Placing second or third)
• "Oh, no, no, no!" (Losing)
• "Waaah? No!" (Placing fourth or lower)
• "I'm a living legend!" (When achieving a world record)
• "Waluigi! Number one!"

Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Winter Games

• "Waluigi!"
• "Wah, Waluigi getting you next time."
• "Wah ha ha!"
• "Huh?"
• "Waluigi, number one!"
• "I'm a-living legend!"
• "What? No."
• "*Huff* *Pant* Don't let your Snowboard Cross win go to your head." (After defeating Wario at Icepeak)
• "*Huff* *Pant* Don't let your Bobsleigh win go to your head." (After defeating Wario at Polastraits)
• "So what if we did? We'll have our revenge in Snowboard Cross!"
• "Or maybe you don't have what it takes for Snowboard Cross?"
• "Don't try and blame it on me!"
• "That's right! You should go easy on us to make it a fair match!"
• "So we lost one. Just don't get used to it!"
• "About time we got moving, eh, Wario?"
• "What?"
• "Heh. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard!"
• "I think they're sweet talking us now, then giving us the hard work later."
• "What? I didn't hear anything, did you?"
• "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer... Take them by surprise."
• "You need all the help you can get, that's for sure."
• "If there are any Whitestones nearby, our machine here will give out a sound."
• "Eh heh heh! Waluigi already knows your little secret!"
• "Oh, so there's a secret room in Cubyrinth, hm?"
• "Could it be where that nervous-looking Shy Guy was hanging around in Cubyrinth?"
• "Yes, a nice day for adventure. How about you go off on an adventure yourself, hm?"
• "Do not worry about your secret room. Waluigi will watch it for you."
• "Waluigi knows everything! Now, show me where the secret room is!"
• "Eh heh heh! That's what happens to those who know the secret, hm?"
• "If you want help, you better tell me the secret now!"
• *Cough* *Cough* "What a mess!"
• "A-ha! The way into the secret room, no?"
• "Eh heh heh! Nobody pulls the wool over Waluigi's eyes!"
• "Waluigi found the secret room. Three cheers for Waluigi!"

Mario & Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games

• "Waluigi!"
• "Wah, Waluigi getting you next time."
• "Wah ha ha!"
• "Huh?"
• "Waluigi, number one!"
• "I'm a-living legend!"
• "What? Nooo!"
• "Now it's no problem to see the court from way back here!"
• "Waluigi's finest invention! I call them Waluigiscopes!"
• "With these babies Waluigi can watch Luigi like a hawk and learn all his weaknesses!"
• "Then when Waluigi wins, he'll be the biggest superstar on the planet!"
• "What do you want from Waluigi?"
• "Haw? Why should Waluigi give you his Waluigiscopes?"
• "No way! Now scram. Waluigi is a very busy man."
• "Talking time is over! You are in Waluigi's way now. Go away before Waluigi gets mad!"
• "Eh heh heh! Nobody gets between Waluigi and his scheming!"
• "Now, time to find the perfect spot to spy on Luigi from..."
• "Gwahah!"
• "Ahh! The world's only pair of beautiful Waluigiscopes..."
• "You'd better be ready to pay for a replacement, my metal friend! Or I'll make you pay!"
• "Then that's how it's going to be, eh? Fine, get onto the court!"
• "Waluigi always makes them pay."
• "Eh heh heh! Waluigi wins!"
• "Hey, come back! You still haven't paid for my Waluigiscopes!"
• "And extra meddling fee on top for getting in the way of my scheme!"
• "Oh! Wario! Perfect timing."
• "You see Metal Sonic around here?"
• "No, haven't seen him. You seen Metal Sonic around--"
• "Hey, Wario! Wait!"
• "If you help Waluigi find Metal Sonic, there's a big reward!"
• "Yes, really!"
• "Waluigi'll just add it to the payment for the Waluigiscopes and the meddling tax!" (thinking)
• "Rewards for everybody?! Waluigi is in! Let's go after Eggman and Metal Sonic!"
• "You're one to talk! Always with the evil plots, you!"
• "You're just trying to weasel your way out of paying!"
• "You WILL pay for this, and the price tag, she keeps rising!"
• "You're not the only ones who have been training! Wario! Let's show the Doctor what's what!"
• "Eh heh heh! Never underestimate the wrath of a man kept from making money!"
• "Think you can just run off again like before, eh?!"
• "Just like you said, Wario."
• "Eh heh heh! You watch and find out for yourself."
• "You're slow on the uptake, Eggman! Wario'll find your machine in no time."
• "Just has to be follow the fog! Wario has the nose of a blood-hound, you said it yourself!"
• "Eh heh heh! Do it, Wario!"
• "W-We didn't do it to make you people happy. We--"
• "Now that they've given up on running, we can get down to settling our debts!"
• "No fair! He used science to cheat Waluigi!"
• "Listen up, Egghead! We haven't given up yet! We'll be by to collect our money soon!"
• "Huh? Who're you?"
• "What? Why should Waluigi bother playing games with your metal friend?"
• "Waluigi sees no benefit for him."
• "Then Waluigi will practice his sprinting by running away from you!"
• "Now Eggman comes squawking, too? Argue all you like, but leave Waluigi out of it!"
• "So long!"
• "You can make this happen for Waluigi?"
• "Waluigi will hear all the details, now!"
• "What?! Are you trying to trick Waluigi?!"
• "When you put it like that, Waluigi sees your logic."
• "So what would you have Waluigi do?"
• "Waluigi will do it!"
• "Why did Waluigi have to jinx himself like this-- and right before the Olympic Games!"
• "Nyaahh... Time to train all over again. Waluigi will become a superstar on his own. No tricks!"
• "You'll see at the Olympic Games, Eggman, and your little metal friends, too!"

Mario Baseball series

Mario Superstar Baseball

• "Wah hah hah waah!"

Mario Super Sluggers

• "Stop right there, rubes! What're you doing here?"
• "No way, lard lump! We're gonna settle this like men!... With baseball!"
• "Waluigi time!"
• "Sit down, loser!"

Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix

• "Wahahaha! At last I've found them!"
• "I shall release the music from the keys and flood the world with chaos!"
• "Wahahaha! I have a surprise for you!"
• "I, Waluigi, claim this Music Key in the name of... er... um... Waluigi!"
• "With this key, I'll be the best dancer in the world! Wahahaha!"
• "Wahahaha! The only way you'll get it back is if you defeat me..."

Mario Strikers Charged

• "Too easy! Yeah! Heh heh heh... losers!"
• "Hello."
• "Buh-Bye."
• "Wa-lu-igi. Yeah. Yeah. YEAH!"
• "You want the ball? Here! Ha ha ha!"
• "Wahhhh... CHEESE!" *Punches camera*
• "Aw, Wario!" *coughs* "Ugh, you're killing me!"
• "Aw, Wario! Change your pants!"
• "Aw, Wario! Hold it in!"
• "Next Level Games, wah-ha! Losers."
• "Hey, dummy!"

Mario Hoops 3-on-3

• "Waluigi number one!"
• "Blblblblbl."
• "Wha-ha!"
• "He He!"

Mario Sports Mix

• "Waaaluigi!"
• "Hehe!"