List of Luigi's Mansion quotes

This is a list of quotes from the game Luigi's Mansion. The quotes are listed by character.

Biff Atlas

• "Look at this buffness! I'm huge! How'd you like to be my punching bag, weakling?"

Boos and Boolossus

• "Oh ho! It's Luigi! Look, guys! Luigi's finally here!"
• "We're gonna do to you what we did to your brother...only worse."
• "What's on his back...? It's...E. Gadd's Poltergust 3000!"
• "That scaredy-cat Luigi has made it this far...Oh, we're so frightened!"

King Boo

• "Who's there? Who dares disturb our sleep?"
• "Oh ho! It's Luigi! Look, guys! Luigi's finally here!"
• "We're gonna do to you what we did to your brother...only worse."
• "I don't plan to give up my favorite decoration. I like Mario where he is."
• "What's on his back...? It's... E. Gadd's Poltergust 3000! Everybody SCRAM!!"

Jarvis

• "Whadda ya think o' me jar collection, then? Pretty amazing, don't you say?"

Luigi

• "MARIO!/MARIOOO?/Mario?"
• "What a dreadful picture... But that candle next to it might be important..."

Mario

• "Get me outta here!"

Melody Pianissima

• "My name is Melody. People call me the spectral beauty of the ivory keys!"

Professor E. Gadd

• "Anyway, nice to meet you. I'm Professor E. Gadd."
• "I swear, this house seems to have more and more ghosts every day!"
• "Alright, youngster! Look lively! Follow me, posthaste!"
• "So your name's Luigi? I think our paths were destined to cross. Well met, Luigi."

Sue Pea

• "GOOOO AAWAAAAYYY!!!"

Toad

• "Boo hoo hoo! Where did you go Mario? Waaaaaah! Wah!"
• "Wah...Wow! It's Luigi! You finally made it! Oh, joy!"

Vincent Van Gore

• "Eet eez you, no? You interfere with my afterlife's work!"
• "You filthy swine! You're blind to zee life I give my creations!"
• "Zen very well... I will show you zee mastery of my art!"