List of Sammer Guys

The beginning of the battle.

This is a comprehensive list of all 100 Sammer Guys from Super Paper Mario. The majority of Sammer Guys have a name which is a reference or pun on something Nintendo-related.

Sammer's Kingdom (Rounds 1-25)

Jade Blooper

“I am known as Jade Blooper, Keeper of the first-- Wait, you are that challenger from before! You fled this land like a crying whelp... The hole in the sky is gone, but the challenge stands until a victor is found! If you desire the king's treasure, step forth and challenge my skill. Leave the palace before the 100th fight ends, and your progress will be lost. And with it, your family's HONOR!”

—Jade Blooper, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Jade Blooper
	Max HP	25	Attack	1	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Jade Blooper, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He constantly talks about honor and shame… And also smells strangely fishy…

The guardian of the 1st gate. His name is a reference to Bloopers, while the "Jade" part may refer to his green armor. It is implied that most, if not all, undertakers of the Duel of 100 fall to him, as he recognizes the player as the hero of legend immediately upon defeat. Despite this, other Sammer Guys imply that they have battled other challengers.

Hill With Eyes

“I SEE YOU! Look upon Hill with Eyes, keeper of the 2nd gate! You run along the earth, attacking immobile blocks... AND I SEE YOU! You leap above deep pits, dodging wandering beasts... AND I WATCH YOU! Soon you will fall in battle by my merciless hand... AND I LAUGH AT YOU!”

—Hill With Eyes, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Hill With Eyes
	Max HP	15	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Hill with Eyes, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He once lost a staring contest to King Sammer and hasn't recovered…

The guardian of the 2nd gate. His name may be a reference to the various hills and other background objects that have a set of eyes, but possibly also to the film The Hills Have Eyes. He claims to always be watching the player.

Puffing Fist

“An opponent blows in... My name floats like a ill wind, for I am Puffing Fist, guardian of the 3rd gate! I can send the mightiest opponent to his doom with a single strike! Pwaaaaaang!”

—Puffing Fist, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Puffing Fist
	Max HP	10	Attack	1	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Puffing Fist, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He claims to have studied ancient Pwaaaang traditions, whatever that means…

The guardian of the 3rd gate, and also the first jumping Sammer Guy. His name may have some relation to Huff N. Puff, a cloud with fists. This is supported by his references to a "Cloud Temple". He claims to use his remaining vacation days for his training at the cloud temple upon being defeated.

Squatting Birdo

“Soon, challenger, you will scream in terror at the name of the FLIGHTLESS BIRD! For I am Squatting Birdo, ever-hunkering guardian of the 4th gate! Now you will know the fury of the most deadly fighting style. Birdo...SQUAT!”

—Squatting Birdo, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Squatting Birdo
	Max HP	15	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	Ninjoe ally	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Squatting Birdo, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He's a true master of the Squatting Birdo stance…

The guardian of the 4th gate, and also the first Sammer Guy with a mace. His name is a reference to Birdos, though it may also be a reference to how the names of Ostros and Birdos were mixed up in the Super Mario Bros. 2 credits as he mentions they are a type of flightless bird. He is the first Sammer Guy to employ a Ninjoe.

Leeping Cheep

“Tell me, challenger, have you ever tried to catch a jumping fish with your bare hands? You will know the frustration soon, for I am Leeping Cheep, keeper of the 5th gate! The Cheep Cheep soars in the air and strike sits prey like a fishy tsunami!”

—Leeping Cheep, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Leeping Cheep
	Max HP	10	Attack	1	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Leeping Cheep, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He spends days at a time awkwardly attempting to leap out of the water…

The guardian of the 5th gate, and also the first spiked Sammer Guy. His name is a reference to Cheep Cheeps, specifically the jumping variant. After being defeated, he is upset that his Cheep Cheeps could not have helped him in the fight.

Master Wiggler

“Before we fight, consider this haiku... "A challenger comes... Under the darkening sky... Wiggity wiggle..." Master Wiggler wiggles in defense of the 6th gate... WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE!”

—Master Wiggler, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Master Wiggler
	Max HP	10	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Fast	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Master Wiggler, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… His abstract haiku poetry has quite a following in literary circles…

The guardian of the 6th gate. His name is a reference to Wigglers. He speaks in haiku before and after his fight; he says "haikus" and "wiggle" frequently.

Shoe of Kuribo

“STOMPOW! I am Shoe of Kuribo! I protect the 7th gate! STOMPOW! Some try to tiptoe past me like little fancy slippers! I stomp them! STOMPOW! Shoe stomps all! STOMPOW! Shoe of Kuribo will tread on you! STOMPOW!”

—Shoe of Kuribo, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Shoe of Kuribo
	Max HP	15	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Shoe of Kuribo, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He goes through several pairs of shoes a month…

The guardian of the 7th gate. His name is a reference to Goomba's Shoe, which was originally called "Kuribo's Shoe". He has a habit of saying "STOMPOW!" often.

Guy Who Fry

“YOU FRY NOW! I am Guy Who Fry, master of Dripping Magma Punch, guard of the 8th gate. I see your eyes burn with purpose. Will I torch you today? Or will your burning desire to win extinguish me? I say... YOU FRY NOW!”

—Guy Who Fry, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Guy Who Fry
	Max HP	15	Attack	1	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps, slow, Ninjoe ally	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Guy Who Fry, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… Guy Who Fry's special Sammer Guy diet consists entirely of deep-fried foods…

The guardian of the 8th gate. His name references Fryguy. He claims to be the master of the "Dripping Magma Punch".

Screaming Mantis

“YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZK! The shrill shriek of the SCREEEAAAAMING MANTISSSS paralyzes you at gate 9! You are motionless with fear! Now I prey on your face! YEZZZZZZZZZK!”

—Screaming Mantis, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Screaming Mantis
	Max HP	10	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Screaming Mantis, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… Screaming Mantis is often on the injured reserve, due to hoarseness of throat…

The guardian of the 9th gate. His name is a reference to an unrelated Super Mario animal, the praying mantis. As his name implies, he shrieks and screams quite often, so much so that he must take lozenges when his throat gets hoarse.

Koopa in Winter

“And so you come at last... like a young bloom poking through an early spring snow. I am called Koopa in Winter. I wait, immobile, by the 10th gate. The plant that blooms early freezes and perishes...and so, too, shall you!”

—Koopa in Winter, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Koopa in Winter
	Max HP	30	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Big
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Club	Special abilities	Jumps, rolls, slow	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Koopa in Winter, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He's not sure why, but he cries every time he looks at a sunset…

A Big Sammer Guy who is the guardian of the 10th gate, named after Koopa Troopas. For unknown reasons, he cries every time he looks at a sunset, although it may be because since his name implies that he is a being of snow, the tears represent him "melting".

Footsteps of Coins

“The 11th gate... A place of power. And here you find Footsteps of Coins! Tell me, warrior, do you walk with your eyes open? Do you see many coins? Coins in blocks, coins on clouds... Everywhere there are coins glittering. it is I who leave them. It is I who wander the wide world, coins falling from my heels. Does this mean other should pick up my coins? OF COURSE NOT! The coins are mine alone! And now, I will make change out of YOU! CHA-CHING!”

—Footsteps of Coins, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Footsteps of Coins
	Max HP	15	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps, Ninjoe ally	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Footsteps of Coins, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… His lesser-known brother is called Footsteps of Meat…

The guardian of the 11th gate. He asks the duelists if they ever wondered who put the coins all over the place. He claims that it is him, and that it is not right for anyone to be taking his coins all the time. He also has a lesser-known brother called Footsteps of Meat. This could be a reference to a side-scrolling mini-game from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door in which the player controls Bowser in a Super Mario Bros. setting, collecting pieces of meat as power-ups.

Urchin Lung

“So, you challenge your skill in the Duel of 100? I am the guardian of the 12th gate... Urchin Lung. Hah hah. So... You must be wondering, "How many more of these guys must I fight?" FOOL! There are 88 more of us! Does your resolve falter? Do you have what it takes? It is a relentless marathon of martial artistry! Now, come at me!”

—Urchin Lung, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Urchin Lung
	Max HP	15	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Urchin Lung, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He was once King Sammer's personal trainer, until an unfortunate sit-up incident…

The guardian of the 12th gate. His name is a reference to Urchins and the phrase iron lung.

Crow Who Eats

“KAKAAAAWWWW! KAKAAWWW! I will feast on the delicious flavor of your defeat! I am Crow Who Eats, guardian of the 13th gate! I will make meals form your shame! KAAAKAAAAWW!”

—Crow Who Eats, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Crow Who Eats
	Max HP	20	Attack	1	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Sword beams	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Crow Who Eats, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He likes to taunt his foes, which makes it a little awkward when he loses…

The guardian of the 13th gate, and also the first red Sammer Guy. His name refers to "eating crow," meaning to be proven wrong after taking a strong position, which is proven by the fact that, upon defeat, he actually states that it is "he who must eat crow."

Swollen Tongue

“Hewwo, pwaything! I am Swollen Tongue, master of the 14th gate... Flear me! You shall not gas! Wait, I mean gwass! I mean...PASS! Oh, who cares! Lettuce fight! Gahh!”

—Swollen Tongue, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Swollen Tongue
	Max HP	15	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Swollen Tongue, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… His affliction makes the customary prebattle taunt a little difficult…

The guardian of the 14th gate. He is a Green Sammer Guy with a mustache and a spike. He often makes malapropisms because of his bad tongue (for example, when he wants to say "Bye now!" he says "Buy now!").

Slipping Grip

“The foe you face next is Slipping Grip, fearless guardian of the 15th gate. I am a new student of the Sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... But I recently passed my Slapatology exam with the highest marks! Now it is you who reap the benefits of my industrious note taking!”

—Slipping Grip, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Slipping Grip
	Max HP	15	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Slipping Grip, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He's a young student at the Sweaty Palm Martal Arts Academy…

The guardian of the 15th gate, and the second best student at the Sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy. The two Sammer Guys after him are his brothers, Clammy Hand and Forbidden Slap, and like him, are blue with a mustache. His name could possibly be a reference to early Wii players losing grip of their controllers due to sweaty palms.

Clammy Hand

“So you have defeated my brother... I am the second most famous student of the Sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... You have no doubt seen me in the academy newsletter. Guarding the 16th gate is my senior project. I WILL NOT FAIL!”

—Clammy Hand, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Clammy Hand
	Max HP	20	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Clammy Hand, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… His notorious clammy grip must make first introductions a little awkward…

The guardian of the 16th gate, and the brother of Slipping Grip and Forbidden Slap. Clammy Hand is also in Sweaty Palms Martial Arts Academy.

Forbidden Slap

“I am Forbidden Slap, former top student of the sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy... But I was expelled for learning forbidden slapping techniques from dark tomes. Now I wield history's most feared and reviled sword slaps!”

—Forbidden Slap, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Forbidden Slap
	Max HP	15	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Forbidden Slap, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He was expelled from school for learning the Wicked Palm of a Thousand Sweats…

The guardian of the 17th gate, and the brother of Slipping Grip and Clammy Hand. He used to be top student at Sweaty Palm academy, but was expelled for using forbidden slapping techniques too many times. The two Sammer Guys before him, Slipping Grip and Clammy Hand are his brothers; in the end, they convince him to rejoin the academy, though it is unknown if he succeeds. He is the first Sammer Guy to not mention his gate number during his introduction speech.

Hairy Arantula in the Grass

“Come closer! I am just a harmless leaf on the trimmed lawn of the 18th gate... HAAACHHH! NO! I am Hairy Arantula in the Grass! I leap on your head and bite your earlobe! HAAACHHH!”

—Hairy Arantula in the Grass, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Hairy Arantula in the Grass
	Max HP	1	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Small
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Hairy Arantula in the Grass, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He loves to hide in the grass in the park and leap out and startle people…

The guardian of the 18th gate, and also the first Small Sammer Guy. His name is a reference to Arantulas.

Another Castle

“Stoic and impenetrable, Another Castle stands vigil over the 19th gate... Many challengers attempt to lay siege on me. All leave in tears. Tire yourself all you like pummeling my stony abdomen... I WILL NOT FALL!”

—Another Castle, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Another Castle
	Max HP	25	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	Jumps	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Another Castle, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He takes himself so seriously that he once dug a moat around himself…

The guardian of the 19th gate. His name is a reference to Toad's famous saying, "Thank you, Mario. But our Princess is in another castle!" (even saying "Well done...but your prize is in another castle... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." once he is defeated).

Rolling Thwomp

“SMOOOSH! TO ROLLING THWOMP, THERE IS ONE THING BEST IN LIFE... ROLLING. SQUISH! I ROLL OVER YOU AND MAKE YOU FLAT LIKE SHEET OF PAPER!”

—Rolling Thwomp, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Rolling Thwomp
	Max HP	30	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Big
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Club	Special abilities	Jumps, rolls, Ninjoe ally	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Rolling Thwomp, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He loves kittens… Especially the fluffy, pudgy ones…

The guardian of the 20th gate, and also the second Big Sammer Guy. His name might refer to Spiny Tromps or Spindels. He is a big Sammer Guy that, as his name suggests, rolls toward the player as one of his attacks. When the player first visits, he is the last Sammer Guy fought before Count Bleck appears, and is the one who runs off to try and warn King Sammer. He is also the second Sammer Guy to not mention his gate number.

Thrashing Prawn

“The guardian of the 21st gate simmers in hot, savory fury! I am THRASHING PRAWN! You will never pierce my briny husk! I will flail mercilessly at your face with tiny arms!”

—Thrashing Prawn, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Thrashing Prawn
	Max HP	20	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Sword beams	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Trashing Prawn, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He loves butter… For some reason, he slathers it on everything…

The guardian of the 21st gate. His name is a reference to the prawn, a type of shellfish similar to shrimp. He has a habit of putting butter on everything, which happens to be a very popular way of eating shellfish. He is also the first Sammer Guy that can only be fought after the game is completed.

Thousand-Year Roar

“GRAAARRRR! It is I, Thousand-Year Roar! I will make your ears explode with a guttural, manly shout!”

—Thousand-Year Roar, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Thousand-Year Roar
	Max HP	15	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps, fast	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Thousand-Year Roar, one of King Sammer's lengendary Sammer Guys… He spends weekend mornings sipping coffee and quietly reading the paper…

The guardian of the 22nd gate. His name is a reference to The Thousand-Year Door. He is the third Sammer Guy to not mention his gate number upon introduction.

Unshy Guy

“I am Unshy Guy. Public speaking holds no challenge for me! I will bludgeon you with confidence and charm!”

—Unshy Guy, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Unshy Guy
	Max HP	30	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	Jumps, slow	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Unshy Guy, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He makes piles of coins making appearances on the Sammer lecture circuit…

The guardian of the 23rd gate. His name references Shy Guys. He claims that public speaking offers no problems for him. When Mario defeats him, he says his confidence is shattered. He is the fourth Sammer Guy to not mention his gate number while introducing himself.

Useless Badge

“I am...Useless Badge. Living a life without utility enrages me! I may exist only for novelty, but that won't stop me from attacking you with futility!”

—Useless Badge, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Useless Badge
	Max HP	15	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Useless Badge, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He doesn't seem to think much of his own ablities…

The guardian of the 24th gate. His name is a reference to badges that were only for novelty, such as Attack FX Y or badges that players would seldom equip like Slow Go. He knows that he stands no chance, and announces it before and after the fight. He is the fifth Sammer Guy to not mention his gate number upon introduction.

Sunshine Flood

“FOULNESS! I am Sunshine Flood, the shining beacon that exposes your filthy filth! I will mop the stage with your filthy clothes! FILTHY FILTH FILTH!”

—Sunshine Flood, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Sunshine Flood
	Max HP	40	Attack	5	Defense	1	Size	Normal
	Color	White	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps, sword beams, fast, Ninjoe ally	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Sunshine Flood, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He's obsessed about cleaning. You should see his kitchen…

The guardian of the 25th and final gate of Chapter 6-1. His name references the game Super Mario Sunshine and F.L.U.D.D. He is the sixth Sammer Guy not to mention his gate number during his introduction speech.

Sammer's Early Duels (Rounds 26-50)

Grand Master Kickface

“Tell me, challenger, do you come to the 26th gate seeking a kick in face? I am Grand Master Kickface, foremost dispenser of swift kicks in face. You seek face kick...AND FACE KICK YOU RECEIVE!”

—Grand Master Kickface, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Grand Master Kickface
	Max HP	20	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Sword beams, fast	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Grand Master Kickface, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He often teaches clinics on proper and effective foot-to-face contact…

The guardian of the 26th gate. Grand Master Kickface does not seem to reference anything in particular. During the main story, his tattle states that the emergency hoax caused by Mimi had left him in a great deal of shock.

Soaring Cape

“You arrive at the 27th gate, but you foolishly do not look to the skies. I do not wear it now, but I am Soaring Cape. I would have swooped down on you. But my cape has shrunk, and now I must defeat you tethered to the earth. I am at a great disadvantage. If you have honor, you will not use your best ability! I will fight you, but know that you do not face my full soaring wrath!”

—Soaring Cape, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Soaring Cape
	Max HP	20	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Soaring Cape, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He doesn't wear it now, but sadly, he often wears his cape in public…

The guardian of the 27th gate. He is a reference to the Cape, first used by Cape Mario in Super Mario World. Soaring Cape claims to have a cape enabling him to fly, but it was apparently shrunk and is now unusable during the events of the game.

Yowling Yux

“WAACHAAWW! KEEEEYAAAAWWWWWWWWW 28TH GATE HICHOOWWWWWWW YOWLING YUX HYAAWW! .............. PACHOWWW!”

—Yowling Yux, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Yowling Yux
	Max HP	40	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Yowling Yux, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He's the lead singer for a popular heavy Sammer band…

The guardian of the 28th gate. His name references Yux. As his name implies, he is constantly yowling and screeching. In fact, when the player fights him and wins, he says that that was the first time he had to fight as others ran away from his pointless screaming, thinking he was deranged.

Mystical Whistle

“The 29th gate. A place of gossip and legend. Here you find Mystical Whistle. I am here, deep in the Duel of 100, to keep my intoxicating power safe. Many have sought to harness my power to ride the wind past the obstacles of life. Some succeed. There is a name for them. That name is CHEATER. Now, I will CHEAT you out of your life!”

—Mystical Whistle, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Mystical Whistle
	Max HP	20	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Mystical Whistle, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… Curiously, dogs run away whenever he approaches…

The guardian of the 29th gate. He is a reference to the Magic Whistle in Super Mario Bros. 3. He says that he hides in the Duel of 100 to keep his power safe, referring to how the Magic Whistle was only found in hidden locations. He calls those who use whistles to skip worlds "cheaters". Whenever he goes near dogs, they often run away from him, which is a reference to dog whistles.

Laughing X-Naut

“HAH HAH HAH. You are that famous hero from a faraway world! HAH HAH. Long have I heard legends of your brave deeds and comical hijinks! HAH. Never did I, Laughing X-Naut, expect to meet you here at the 30th gate! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. I hate you.”

—Laughing X-Naut, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Laughing X-Naut
	Max HP	30	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red-Blue	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	Energy balls	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Laughing X-Naut, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He really likes watching comedies…

The guardian of the 30th gate, and also the first red-blue Sammer Guy. His name references X-Naut, an enemy from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. He is the last Sammer Guy seen before The Void destroys Sammer's Kingdom in the main story. Notably, he continues laughing as he proclaims the world's doom. He says that he is always laughing on the outside, but crying on the inside. While his personality dictates that he is indeed Laughing X-Naut, if the player flips into 3D and tattles him during the main story, Tippi will give the tattle for Dances on Turtles, the next Sammer Guy.

Dances on Turtles

“Some men dance on dance floors... Some men dance in jubilant celebration... And some men dance on the heads of turtles... I AM THAT MAN. I am... Dances on Turtles. Today, it is you who are the turtle!”

—Dances on Turtles, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Dances on Turtles
	Max HP	20	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Fast	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Dancing on Turtles, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He's not very tech savvy. Any machine with buttons sends him into a panic…

The guardian of the 31st gate. His name refers to the basic technique for attacking enemies in the Mario series, jumping on them; Dances on Turtles can be another way of saying "Jumps on Koopas". After his defeat, he references another way of attacking enemies, "sliding down hills INTO turtles". He is the seventh Sammer Guy to not mention his gate number during his introduction speech.

Fathomless Chasm of Falling

“Gingerly you step into the 32nd gate, and for good reason... For Fathomless Chasm of Falling stands between you and the gate. Many have attempted to leap beyond me, only to plummet to their game over... You cannot leap what is unleapable... NOW YOU PLUNGE TO YOUR DOOM!”

—Fathomless Chasm of Falling, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Fathomless Chasm of Falling
	Max HP	25	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Sword beams, Ninjoe ally	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Fathomless Chasm of Falling, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… His hobbies include knitting and scrapbooking…

The guardian of the 32nd gate. His name is a reference to the numerous bottomless pits in various Super Mario games. If the player talks to him after defeating him, he tells them to head off, stating that he has many more duels to fight.

Thirsting Bones

“Creeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak! Thirsting Bones guards this 33rd of gates... My dry, dry bones grow parched and juiceless. They yearn for dampness... I WILL MOISTEN THEM WITH YOUR TEARS!”

—Thirsting Bones, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Thirsting Bones
	Max HP	20	Attack	4	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Thirsting Bones, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… On weekends, he knocks balls out of the park for his softball team…

The guardian of the 33rd gate. His name is derived from Dry Bones, an undead Koopa Troopa.

Molten Panther

“Rweeowr! You stop now, at the 34th gate. Half cat, half geological event, Molten Panther erupts in a flaming sludge of RAGE! Like a searing, smoking river of magma running down a volcano, you cannot flee me! PUURRRRRRRRR!”

—Molten Panther, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Molten Panther
	Max HP	30	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps, fast	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Molten Panther, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… His "Magma Wings" are a huge hit at the annual Sammer Guy BBQ…

The guardian of the 34th gate. Unlike the other Sammer Guys, Molten Panther may be a reference to an enemy from a non-Super Mario series: the Fire Lion from Kirby's Adventure and its Game Boy Advance remake Nightmare in Dreamland. He says he is "half cat, half geological event."

Peeking Boo

“A snicker in the darkness... A blurry glow... The prickle of a neck hair... It is I, Peeking Boo, who watches from the shadows and haunts the 35th gate... Whatever you do, interloper, DO NOT LOOK AWAY!”

—Peeking Boo, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Peeking Boo
	Max HP	25	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red-Blue	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	Energy balls	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Peeking Boo, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He read the dictionary every day. His favorite word is "revenge"…

The guardian of the 35th gate. His name is a pun on Boos, which only follow players when their backs are turned. It is also a reference to the classic children's game of "peekaboo."

Action Commander

“You are late. You have much to learn about timing from Action Commander! No audience can contain its applause when I execute moves of great style. Here at the 36th gate, you meet timing perfection! NOW IS ACTION TIME!”

—Action Commander, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Action Commander
	Max HP	20	Attack	4	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Sword waves	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Action Commander, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… Action Commander likes to relax on the weekends and not leave his couch…

The guardian of the 36th gate. This Sammer Guy's name refers to Action Commands in Super Mario RPGs. After defeat, he says he misses the audience's cheers of "Stylish!", in reference to the word appearing when the player pulls off a Stylish move in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door and Super Paper Mario.

Bullet Ill

“Bleeechhh... I am Bullet Ill, guardian...ughh...of the 37th gate... I will blast into you with the raw power of a violent stomach cramp...”

—Bullet Ill, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Bullet Ill
	Max HP	25	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Fast	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Bullet Ill, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… Believe it or not, Bullet Ill loves to ride roller coasters…

The guardian of the 37th gate. His name is a pun on Bullet Bill. He has a constant stomachache. After defeating him, he expresses his regret of spending one of his sick days at the beach and tells the heroes to go before he "fires another round of projectiles", proclaiming he might vomit.

Sliding Shell

“You arrive at the 38th gate, the treacherous grounds of Sliding Shell. Always do I glide upon the ground, undercutting the legs of my opponents. No line of warriors is left standing after I ravage the landscape. You stand now upon dangerous ground Now you must... LEAP FOR YOUR LIFE!”

—Sliding Shell, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Sliding Shell
	Max HP	1	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Small
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Sliding Shell, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… On weekends, he volunteers his time teaching children how to slide safely…

The guardian of the 38th gate, and also the second Small Sammer Guy. His name is related to how Koopa Shells slide when Mario kicks them. However, he jumps more than he slides.

Software Pirate

“YARRRRRRRRRRRR! Me name be Software Pirate, barnacle-booty'd scourge of the 39th gate! I be plunderin' yer bits an' yer bytes and downloadin' 'em into me britches! Me treasure disks'll be full of cyber-riches after I swipe yer "Downloads" folder! DIGIBOOTY AHOY!”

—Software Pirate, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Software Pirate
	Max HP	35	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Sword beams, jumps	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Software Pirate, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… Don't be alarmed if you don't understand him… Most people can't…

The guardian of the 39th gate. His name is a reference to illegal, pirated software. He is always on the hunt for "digibooty".

Flailing Boom Boom

“BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Flailing Boom Boom is master of this place, the 40th of gates! First I FLAIL! Then I go BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! FLAIL! BOOOOOOOOOM!”

—Flailing Boom Boom, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Flailing Boom Boom
	Max HP	20	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps, fast	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Flailing Boom Boom, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He's a master finger painter. His abstract, frenzied works sell for thousands of coins…

The guardian of the 40th gate. His name is a reference to Boom Boom, the mini-boss found in every mid-world castle in Super Mario Bros. 3. Boom Boom's battle technique is simply jumping around the room and flailing his arms, hence the name.

Sun of Displeasure

“Beating relentlessly upon your sweaty brow, it is I, Sun of Displeasure! My burning disapproval burns like a furnace in the sky! No oil or lotion can spare you from my white-hot wrath! SIZZZZZZLE!”

—Sun of Displeasure, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Sun of Displeasure
	Max HP	40	Attack	5	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps, slow	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Sun of Displeasure, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… Making friends is difficult for him, due in part to the burning…

The guardian of the 41st gate. This Sammer Guy's name is a reference to the Angry Sun. He is the eighth and final Sammer Guy to not introduce his gate number.

Furious Fang of Goomb

“In you sneak to gate 42, only to be confronted by the Furious Fang of Goomb! My fangs are small and have never pierced the hide of any creature... But today, you will carry the shame of being the first to fall to them!”

—Furious Fang of Goomb, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Furious Fang of Goomb
	Max HP	30	Attack	1	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red-Blue	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	Energy balls	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Furious Fang of Goomb, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He is a big believer in aromatherapy. His favorite scent is lavender.

The guardian of the 42nd gate. His name is a reference to the teeth (or fangs) that most Goombas are shown to have.

Zesty Recipe

“Challenger! You approach the 43rd gate, yet you bring no sandwiches? I am Zesty Recipe, and you dishonor yourself by not bringing a savory snack. No matter. I am cooking my own special recipe for you... The soup of your DEATH!”

—Zesty Recipe, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Zesty Recipe
	Max HP	20	Attack	4	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	Ninjoe	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Zesty Recipes, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He bakes warm, gooey brownies for the Sammer Guy break room every day…

The guardian of the 43rd gate. His name references the recipes from Zess T.

Warping Pipe

“And so you appear, as if by some hidden byway. I am Warping Pipe. I guard the 44th gate, true, but that is not all... I hold hidden knowledge... Yes! All worlds are linked, and I travel among them! No, I will not show you how. Such Power is not for you, who would cheat through life. True warriors must see all worlds before skipping among them. NOW, TO BATTLE!”

—Warping Pipe, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Warping Pipe
	Max HP	25	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Neon	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Dimensional flip, extending sword	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Warping Pipe, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He doesn't like it when people jump on him and try to warp to other worlds…

The guardian of the 44th gate. His name is a reference to Warp Pipes. His name also refers to the fact that he is the first encountered Sammer Guy who can flip ("warp") to 3-D.

Fruit in Belly

“Fruit in Belly welcomes you to the 45th gate! As you see, no plump fruits hang from lush trees and bushes... I have picked them all clean. The only colorful fruit left ungulped...IS YOU!”

—Fruit in Belly, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Fruit in Belly
	Max HP	30	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps, sword beams	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Fruit in Belly, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He was banned from several local supermarkets for gulping produce…

The guardian of the 45th gate. His name references the Yoshis in Super Mario World that consistently eat fruit.

The Last Sheep

“Reaching the 46th gate is not easy. I, the Last Sheep, applaud you. Surely you are exhausted, challenger. You are in need of blissful rest. I linger at the hind end of the herd, but it is I who finally brings sleep. Snuggle close to a soft and wooly blanket... Make your defeat a groggy one...”

—The Last Sheep, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
The Last Sheep
	Max HP	20	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Fast, Ninjoe ally	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's The Last Sheep, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… His hobbies include playing air guitar and singing in front of the mirror…

The guardian of the 46th gate. His name derives from the Sleepy Sheep item, where, after a herd of sheep run over the opponent, the player can see one last sheep running distanced from the herd.

Infinity Shlurp

“SHLURRRPUPRYLURPSHLURPPSHLOORPYROPSHLUUUURRRPPURRRPSHLYRRPYSHLUUURPPP! INFINITY SHLURP SHLURRP YOU NOW SHLOOOOORP! NO SHLORPING GATE 47 GURRP! SHLURRRP!”

—Infinity Shlurp, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Infinity Shlurp
	Max HP	30	Attack	4	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Infinity Shlurp, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He doesn't really have the strongest vocabulary…

The guardian of the 47th gate. His name comes from the Shlurp, an enemy from Super Paper Mario. He has an odd habit of going, "SHLURP SHLURP SHLURP!" The "Infinity" part of his name may be a reference to the fact that Shlurps are invincible to all attacks and only are defeated by swallowing Boomer - therefore they can be attacked an infinite number of times with no effect.

Spanner of Rock

“Up I pop from the bowels of the city, my wrenches wheeling through the sky! It is I, Spanner of Rock, who pelts you in defense of the 48th gate! I fling a whirling wrench into your plans!”

—Spanner of Rock, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Spanner of Rock
	Max HP	40	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Sword beams, fast, Ninjoe ally	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Spanner of Rock, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He is unstoppable at the wrench-throwing game when the carnival is in town…

The guardian of the 48th gate. His name comes from Rocky Wrench ("spanner" is another term for "wrench"). If the player defeats him, he states that he will have to return under the manhole to train with Grand Master Rocky.

Star of Seven Shards

“Twinkle and glitter I do, for I am Star of Seven Shards! You are drawn to my shimmer at the 49th gate like a moth to a flame! I catch your eye, like a fleck of gold in a pan! You will try to take me... but it is you who will be shattered!”

—Star of Seven Shards, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Star of Seven Shards
	Max HP	30	Attack	4	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Neon	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Dimensional flip, extending sword	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Star of Seven Shards, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He spends most of his day polishing his armor to a shiny glitter…

The guardian of the 49th gate. His name is a reference to the Star Pieces in Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars and its remake.

Ice World

“A hostile wind ripples up the small of your back... It is the hoary breath of Ice World. Every traveler must come upon me eventually...and you find me at the 50th gate. You try to tiptoe past my stormy wrath, but you bring down...THE AVALANCHE!”

—Ice World, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Ice World
	Max HP	60	Attack	6	Defense	2	Size	Big
	Color	White	Weapon	Club	Special abilities	Jumps, rolls	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Ice World, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He has a milk-shake dispenser built into his armor…

The guardian of the 50th gate, and also the only Big Knight Sammer Guy aside from the final one. His name is a reference to the Ice Worlds that appear in many Super Mario games. After being defeated, he says that the player can now fight "Bonus World," referencing extra worlds seen in many Super Mario games, but then says that he is kidding. The authorized Prima Games Guide calls this Sammer Guy "Avalanche".

Sammer's Proving Grounds (Rounds 51-75)

Weeping Pokey

“WAAAAAAAH! I, Weeping Pokey, guard this 51st gate! Soon you will know the sadness of defeat! And I, Weeping Pokey, will know the empty sadness of victory! And I will cry vigorously! And you will see me cry and laugh at me...and your laugh enrages me! Now we fight!”

—Weeping Pokey, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Weeping Pokey
	Max HP	20	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Fast	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Weeping Pokey, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He enjoys power walking through the park early every morning…

The guardian of the 51st gate. He is a reference to Pokeys, an enemy that debuted in Super Mario Bros. 2.

Hammer Uncle

“Interloper, you have come to the 52nd gate! And I, Hammer Uncle, guard it! When you are below, I lurk above! Leap above, and I plunge below! Like hammers from the sky, my blows will rain upon you! I am the hammer of justice! SMASH!”

—Hammer Uncle, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Hammer Uncle
	Max HP	25	Attack	2	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Silver	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	Energy balls	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Hammer Uncle, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… After work, he enjoys a long, relaxing soak in a hot bath…

The guardian of the 52nd gate. His name is a reference to Hammer Bros.

Squatting Toad

“Look upon Squatting Toad! The 53rd gate is my ward! My strength has no rival! I lift with my legs, and never with my lower back! Never! Prepare for squatting!”

—Squatting Toad, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Squatting Toad
	Max HP	1	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Small
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Squatting Toad, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He threw his back out several years ago and was out for the season…

The guardian of the 53rd gate. His name references Toads. It is unclear where the "Squatting" part comes from, though it may refer to the move used to execute the Power Squat Jump in Super Mario Bros. 2. His name is similar to Squatting Birdo.

Ageless Goomba

“Welcome to you... You have come upon Ageless Goomba... Guardian of the 54th gate. Time casts no shadow on me. Stomping boot and flaming flower hold no fear, either! You will learn to fear my relentless perambulation! GOOMBAAA!”

—Ageless Goomba, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Ageless Goomba
	Max HP	25	Attack	4	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Fast	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Ageless Goomba, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… Sometimes, he drifts off into deep contemplation mid-conversation…

The guardian of the 54th gate. This green Sammer Guy's name is a reference to the fact that Goombas always reappear, game after game.

The Negative One

“It is about time you arrive! As usual I am forced to wait! Such is my life! I am The Negative One, guard of the 55th gate and warrior who fate laughs at! My life is misfortune! My wishes always perish! And so someone must pay! IT IS YOU!”

—The Negative One, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
The Negative One
	Max HP	30	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's The Negative One, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… His apartment is filled with stuffed animals. Some of them even talk…

The guardian of the 55th gate. The Negative One's name is reference to the Minus World glitch in Super Mario Bros. He is portrayed as a pessimist.

Bob the Silent Blade

“I am Bob the Silent Blade, guardian of the 56th gate, gentle assassin... Blades are usually loud, noisy instruments. But I wield them quietly and discreetly. Now you will go silently... I SAID SILENCE!”

—Bob the Silent Blade, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Bob the Silent Blade
	Max HP	30	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Sword beams, fast, jumps, Ninjohn ally	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Bob the Silent Blade, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… As silent as he is on the job, he moonlights as an opera tenor...

The guardian of the 56th gate. His name evokes Silent Bob from the famous movie duo, Jay and Silent Bob.

Piranha Root

“From below, from above, from the innocent pipe... I strike! I am the guard of the 57th gate, Piranha Root! I grow in power beneath your feet! My mighty foot chomping shall utterly unnerve you! Victory will be mine! And now I bite!”

—Piranha Root, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Piranha Root
	Max HP	20	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Piranha Root, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He has an enormous garden at home, but it's completely overrun with weeds…

The guardian of the 57th gate. His name references Piranha Plants' roots.

Over the Flagpole

“Doodle-ee-doodle-ee do do! Doodle-ee-doodle-ee do do! Doodle-ee-do! Before the 58th gate lies me! I am known far and wide as Over the Flagpole! Many have tried, but none can claim to have leapt me! And so, another comes... Now...LEAP TO BATTLE!”

—Over the Flagpole, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Over the Flagpole
	Max HP	35	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Over the Flagpole, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… At the beginning of each day, all of the Sammer Guys turn and salute him…

The guardian of the 58th gate. His name comes from the Goal Pole at the end of every non-castle level in Super Mario Bros. A famous glitch involved players jumping over the flagpole, which is referred to in Over the Flagpole's speech.

Cheep Chop

“Kee-yow! I am Cheep Chop! My horn gleams in defense of this, the 59th gate! ...Say, look over there. I will not chop you in the back. Really. I won't. You... You are not looking. You think I will chop you in the back. Or the neck. How dare you suggest such a thing! You dishonor me! I chop you now!”

—Cheep Chop, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Cheep Chop
	Max HP	30	Attack	4	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Neon	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Dimensional flip, extending sword	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Cheep Chop, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He learned all of his best moves from comic books…

The guardian of the 59th gate. His name is a pun on Cheep Chomp and the karate chop, a classic martial arts move. He learned all his moves from looking at comic books, a reference to the kung-fu craze that swept the U.S. during the early 1970's.

Raging Blargg

“You arrive the 60th gate... only to find it guarded by ME, Raging Blargg! ...My name amuses you?! That enrages me! BLARGG!”

—Raging Blargg, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Raging Blargg
	Max HP	20	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps, fast	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Raging Blargg, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He loves souvenirs, and buys them every time he goes on a trip…

The guardian of the 60th gate. His name is a reference to Blarggs.

Sleeping Turnip

“Hm. You disturb my rest. You have awakened the guard of the 61st gate. I am known as Sleeping Turnip. Soon you will sleep. And in that sleep, you will dream of defeat at my hands. And you will wake form that dream to find it was real. SLEEEEEEEEEEEP!”

—Sleeping Turnip, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Sleeping Turnip
	Max HP	45	Attack	5	Defense	0	Size	Big
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Club	Special abilities	Jumps, rolls	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Sleeping Turnip, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… Sleeping Turnip needs to buy an alarm clock and not be late to work…

The guardian of the 61st gate. His name comes from the Vegetables in Super Mario Bros. 2, some of which appear to be sleeping.

Way of the Blooper

“Bloop... The guard of the 62nd gate will soon sink you! I am Way of the Blooper! I lurch up! I swoop down! And then I lunge forth! Your screams are but bubbles! You drown beneath my fists! BLOOOOOP!”

—Way of the Blooper, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Way of the Blooper
	Max HP	30	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Sword beams, jumps	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Way of the Blooper, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He was stand-up comedian, but his act was too surreal and scared audiences…

The guardian of the 62nd gate. His name refers to the common enemy, Blooper. When defeated, he wants to change his name to "Way of the Loser."

Phanto Grin

“AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am Phanto Grin! I guard the 63rd gate! My face is stoic, but my weapons find you amusing! They laugh at your insolence! But I do not! Awaken my wrath, impudent warrior, and I will be upon you! My anger awakens...and it, too, is grinning!”

—Phanto Grin, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Phanto Grin
	Max HP	25	Attack	6	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Fast, Ninjohn ally	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Phanto Grin, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He loves to play as himself in Duel of 100: The Home Edition…

The guardian of the 63rd gate. His name comes from Phantos and the grin they gained in Super Mario Bros. 2.

Invisible Brock

“Oh! You have found me! I am known as Invisible Brock! The guard of the 64th gate! You leap, but above you, where nothing appears, something springs to life! So does the confounding style of Invisible Brock cloud the senses! Now that you are aware of me, however, we must fight... AND FIGHT WE WILL!”

—Invisible Brock, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Invisible Brock
	Max HP	60	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Silver	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	Energy balls, jumps	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Invisible Brock, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He enjoys collecting rare shells and arranging them on his bookshelf…

The guardian of the 64th gate. His name refers to Hidden Blocks.

Chomp of Eternity

“Here, at the 65th gate, your path ends...for it is guarded me, Chomp of Eternity! I cast aside my iron chain! It restrains me no longer! I will nibble on you forever! My head is hard as bedrock! My teeth, sharp as winter's dying breath! Are you ready for me? CHOMP!”

—Chomp of Eternity, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Chomp of Eternity
	Max HP	20	Attack	4	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps, fast	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Chomp of Eternity, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He insists on making loud chomping sounds when he eats around other people…

The guardian of the 65th gate. His name references Chain Chomp.

Monty Who Waits

“I leap at you from nowhere! So my attacks shall come! You heedlessly run ahead, unaware of the dangers that crouch beneath your feet! But I, Monty Who Waits, protector of the 66th gate, shall slow you down!”

—Monty Who Waits, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Monty Who Waits
	Max HP	35	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps, sword beams, Ninjohn ally	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Monty Who Waits, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He's a real hypocrite. He gets furious when he has to wait around for people…

The guardian of the 66th gate. His name references Monty Mole and the fact that Monty Moles only pop up from the ground to attack once the player approaches them.

Mustard of Doom

“I am Mustard of Doom! Soon you will know I have the guarding of the 67th gate! Your face is nonsense! It is like a sad doodle drawn by a person who is ugly! And now it will have the punishment doled upon it! MY SWORD HAS FURY!”

—Mustard of Doom, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Mustard of Doom
	Max HP	25	Attack	7	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Mustard of Doom, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He likes his food unbearably spicy…

The guardian of the 67th gate. This Sammer Guy's name is an allusion to Fawful, who frequently mentions "Mustard Of Doom". Before battle he says his sword "has fury", and upon losing he says he "had fury", referencing another well-known Fawful quote. If the player were to say his last words, "Be off, awful person", it may sound like "Be a Fawful person".

Peanut-Butter Pider

“You arrive at the 68th gate, stuck in the web of Peanut-Butter Pider... My hands are a creamy flurry. My kicks pack explosive chunk. This stage is my cracker... NOW I SPREAD YOU THIN!”

—Peanut-Butter Pider, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Peanut-Butter Pider
	Max HP	45	Attack	5	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Peanut-Butter Pider, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He insists on using his sword to spread all of his condiments…

The guardian of the 68th gate. His name references Piders. He thinks of the stage as a cracker and spreads his opponents thinly. When he is defeated, he claims that his opponents are "the ants on the log" of his existence.

Wrath of Whacka

“You would prey on the weak... You would whack innocents... You would harvest their pain. ...You know of what I speak. WHACKAAAAAAAAA! Oh, you claim no knowledge? WHACKAAAAAAAAAAAA! I am the Wrath of Whacka, guard of the 69th gate! And I avenge WHACKAAAA!”

—Wrath of Whacka, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Wrath of Whacka
	Max HP	25	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Neon	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Dimensional flip, extending sword, fast, Ninjohn ally	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Wrath of Whacka, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He enters the Sammer Quiz every year, but always presses the button early…

The guardian of the 69th gate. His name references Whackas, who are often hit (and who may desire revenge for such abuse).

Micro Boomba

“I demand your pardon..now. I am the warrior known as Micro Boomba, guard of the 70th gate. My speech is small...but my wrath is monstrous. Do not snicker. My sword does not speak so softly. No... It... SCREAMS!”

—Micro Boomba, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Micro Boomba
	Max HP	1	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Small
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps, sword beams	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Mirco Boomba, one of King Sammer's lengendary Sammer Guys… He's a die-hard fan of Flint Cragley, Cragtrotter.

The guardian of the 70th gate. His name is a pun on Micro Goomba. If the player talks to him post-battle, he will say that all he can do is say "sorry" over and over.

Steel Clubba

“Ugh! It is an interloper! First I will club you, then I will crush you! No matter what weapon I wield, be it bludgeon or blade, I WILL CLUB YOU! I am the guard of the 71st gate! I am Steel Clubba! Now, face me!”

—Steel Clubba, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Steel Clubba
	Max HP	30	Attack	5	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Silver	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	Energy balls, Ninjohn ally	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Steel Clubba, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… he has a master's degree in the philosophy of blunt objects…

The guardian of the 71st gate. His name is a reference to Clubba. Steel Clubba makes two references to Tubba Blubba from Paper Mario, as he is the boss of the Clubbas in that game. The first is that he decides to consult his master atop a hill (Tubba Blubba's castle is atop a hill), and he wishes to start his life anew (Tubba Blubba decides to stop eating ghosts and fade into obscurity). Tubba Blubba was invincible for the majority of Chapter 3 in Paper Mario, possibly making "Steel" a reference to his invincibility.

Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy

“Who interrupts my peace? You have interfered with Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy. Your goal is the 72nd gate. You will not reach it. You will stumble, dazed, and fall. Your stomach will lurch. Your eyes will lose focus. And you will plunge to your doom!”

—Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy
	Max HP	20	Attack	4	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Fast, Ninjoe ally	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Staggering Dizzy, one of King Sammer's lengendary Sammer Guys… He once walked onto a dance floor and accidentally created a new dance craze…

The guardian of the 72nd gate. This Sammer Guy refers to the enemy Fuzzy. It also refers to their behavior in Yoshi's Island, in which they caused Yoshi to become dizzy. Staggering Dizzy Fuzzy's line "Is it the ancient prophecy? 'Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy?'" refers to the well-known level in which Fuzzies appeared in Yoshi's Island: Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy.

Upward Leaping Ninji

“You reach the 73rd gate! I am Upward Leaping Ninji! You have met your match! My sword leaps to my hand! The blade craves sustenance! Soon it shall be fed! And then, after you have fallen, I shall leap up and down...UPON YOUR SOUL!”

—Upward Leaping Ninji, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Upward Leaping Ninji
	Max HP	30	Attack	4	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps, fast	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Upward Leaping Ninji, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… The neighbors below his apartment don't appreciate the "upward leaping"…

The guardian of the 73rd gate. His name is a reference to Ninji, and their jumping pattern of attack in Super Mario Bros. 2 and Super Mario World.

Bronze Shroom

“The challenger approaches... I am the Bronze Shroom, unstompable guardian of the 74th gate... Your skill is weak. I have trained decades in Iron Goomba style. Let us fight!”

—Bronze Shroom, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Bronze Shroom
	Max HP	35	Attack	3	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Silver	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	Jumps, energy balls	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Bronze Shroom, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He heats his food just by breathing on it…

The guardian of the 74th gate. His name is derived from Golden Mushrooms.

Lakitu Storm

“The 75th gate is before you! And so, too, is its guard! I am Lakitu Storm! You have come a long way and fought many battles... For that I commend you! But now, the storm breaks above you, and there is no cover to hide beneath! BOOOOM!”

—Lakitu Storm, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Lakitu Storm
	Max HP	50	Attack	8	Defense	3	Size	Normal
	Color	White	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Dimension flip, extending sword, fast, Ninjerry ally	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Lakitu Storm, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He loves pineapple, but hates mangoes…

The guardian of the 75th gate and the only knight Sammer Guy without a spike. His name references Lakitu, Thunder Lakitu and/or Lakithunder.

Sammer's Endgame (Rounds 76-100)

Wandering Spiny

“Slow are my feet, sharp are my spikes... I am the guardian of the 76th gate, the one known as... Wandering Spiny! Born from the clouds, I wander the earth alone! And I punish all things!”

—Wandering Spiny, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Wandering Spiny
	Max HP	50	Attack	6	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Ninjohn ally	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Wandering Spiny, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He refuses to ask anyone for directions…

The guardian of the 76th gate. His name is a reference to Spinies, and the way they wander about aimlessly when they hit the ground.

Ripper Van Fish

“From the depths of sweet sleep, I arise only to find... AN INTRUDER! Even unconscious, I guard the 77th gate! I am called Ripper Van Fish! Fear my Wiggling Flipper Lunge and Gulping Bite... Now YOU will sleep!”

—Ripper Van Fish, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Ripper Van Fish
	Max HP	50	Attack	5	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Fast	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Ripper Van Fish, one of King Sammer's lengendary Sammer Guys… He has tried several times to sleep underwater, but has never been successful…

The guardian of the 77th gate. His name is a pun on Rip Van Fish and Ripper, referencing his sword. Rip Van Fish itself is a reference to a piece of classic literature "Rip Van Winkle". This is supported by his references to sleep, as Van Winkle slept for 20 years. After being defeated, he states that he must find a way to count Cheep Cheeps. However, when talked to, he states that he must count Boss Basses instead. He has tried to sleep underwater dozens of times, but because he cannot breathe underwater, his attempts were not successful.

Infinite Jump

“BOING! From down the stair of life you wander. Soon you will be leapt upon. Ahhh... How rude of me. I am Infinite Jump. I am the guard of the 78th gate. Many have crept toward me, and I have leapt upon all of them. ALL OF THEM! Again and again I will leap! You will bounce upon the wall, and I will leap again! And from your pain, I will draw extra life!”

—Infinite Jump, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Infinite Jump
	Max HP	25	Attack	4	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps, sword beams	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Infinite Jump, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He practices his autograph every day, just so he's ready when he gets famous…

The guardian of the 78th gate. His name references when the player can keep jumping on the enemies on stairways in Super Mario Bros. to get as many lives as they want.

Alternate Path

“You know not what you see! I am Alternate Path, guard of the 79th gate! You may look right at me and not know me...or you may take me to your doom... If I am your ally, I will take you to your goal faster. If I am your enemy, I will hasten your end. How unfortunate this is... for I am not your friend, and your journey ends here. NOW YOU GO!”

—Alternate Path, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Alternate Path
	Max HP	30	Attack	6	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jump	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Alternate Path, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He loves casserole, and spends hours researching new recipes…

The guardian of the 79th gate. His name comes from Super Mario World's hidden paths in levels which, if taken, would open up a different area on the map. This was later replicated in New Super Mario Bros.

Dayzee the Merciless

“The path of the sword is a sweaty, manly pursuit! And no man is more manly than Dayzee the Merciless, keeper of the 80th gate! You smirk, do you?! Many have smirked at my name... and all of them still sleep!!”

—Dayzee the Merciless, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Dayzee the Merciless
	Max HP	30	Attack	5	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red-Blue	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	Energy balls, fast	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Dayzee the Merciless, one of King Sammer's infamous Sammer Guys… He's very sensitive about his name… It's best not to smirk when he announces it…

The guardian of the 80th gate. His name is a reference to Crazee Dayzees, but the fact that he is merciless may be a nod towards the Amazy Dayzee, which can deal up to 20 damage and put the target to sleep with one attack in the Paper Mario series.

Smiling Cloud

“Flashing teeth greet you... The teeth of Smiling Cloud, guard of the 81st gate! You would not hit a smiling warrior, would you? No... That would be dishonorable! You must take my beating. Now...do not fight back!”

—Smiling Cloud, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Smiling Cloud
	Max HP	35	Attack	6	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Neon	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Flip, extending sword, Ninjohn ally	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Smiling Cloud, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… His heart breaks every time there's an overcast day…

The guardian of the 81st gate. His name is a reference to the clouds Lakitus ride on, or the clouds that appear in Super Mario Bros., both of which have smiling faces. He apparently believed that, since he was a smiling warrior, no one could fight him back. He becomes disheartened whenever it is overcast outside, implying he does not like cloudy weather.

Bullet Bull

“I am Bullet Bull! All colors fill me with wrath! You will not pass the 82nd gate! I long for the sweet peace of the pasture...but the bright colors of the world taunt me! Why must all things be so bright? Why can things not appear only in hues of brown! I am so serious about this! Dull colors are the future! ...The next generation! Your bright clothes doom you! At high speed will I blast into your face! CHAAAAARGE!”

—Bullet Bull, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Bullet Bull
	Max HP	20	Attack	5	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jump	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Bullet Bull, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He hates bright colors, which makes living in this world a little difficult…

The guardian of the 82nd gate. His name is a reference to the Bullet Bill, much similarly to Bullet Ill, the 37th Sammer Guy. His pre-battle taunt, saying that brown is "the next generation", is a reference to how many next-gen games have monotone palettes. He also mentions that the bright colors in his world are childish, most likely a reference to the common claim that Nintendo is "kiddy".

Block of POW

“KAPOOOOOOOOOOOW! The very earth turns to liquid with every step of BLOCK OF POW! Four sides, four corners... The better to KAPOOOWWW you with! Your knees will buckle with my seismic girth here, at the 83rd gate!”

—Block of POW, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Block of POW
	Max HP	70	Attack	8	Defense	0	Size	Big
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Club	Special abilities		Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Block of POW, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He has a very impressive collection of unicorn figurines at home…

The guardian of the 83rd gate. His name is derived from the POW Block.

Inferno Flower

“Prepare to be burned by Inferno Flower! My legs burn! My fists burn! My belly and ankles and face burn, too! I cannot quelch the fire in me, so I must launch it from me onto others! Here, at the 84th gate, you will taste these flames! BUUUUUUUUUURN!”

—Inferno Flower, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Inferno Flower
	Max HP	35	Attack	5	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red-Blue	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	Energy balls, jumps	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Infero Flower, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He refuses to eat vegetables of any kind…

The guardian of the 84th gate. His name is a reference to Fire Flowers, though given his dislike for vegetables, it may also be a reference to the Pansers from Super Mario Bros. 2, as they can be defeated by vegetables in that game.

Plugged Snifit

“Ahhhh-CHOOPLBBTH! You hab found Plugged Snifit, guard ob da 85th gate! Ahhhh-CHAAAAAAFFFLE! Eben wid dis cold, I smell your defeat! Now we fight!”

—Plugged Snifit, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Plugged Snifit
	Max HP	25	Attack	7	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red-Blue	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	Energy balls, jumps, Ninjoe ally	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Plugged Snifit, one of King Sammer's lengendary Sammer Guys… Nobody wants to shake his hand…

The guardian of the 85th gate. His name is a reference to Snifits, and is a play on the possibility of a Snifit getting a bullet stuck in its mask nozzle. Plugged Snifit talks as if he has a clogged nose. Once defeated by the player, his illness is cured, and he changes his name to "Unplugged Snifit".

Bounding Star

“You have come to the 86th gate. Have you come seeking Bounding Star? For you have found him. You have not yet laid a hand on him, however. Always will I bound, just out of reach. Follow me to your end, for I am... INVINCIBLE!”

—Bounding Star, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Bounding Star
	Max HP	1	Attack	4	Defense	0	Size	Small
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Sword beams, jumps, fast	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Bounding Star, one of King Sammer's lengendary Sammer Guys… He draws pictures of ponies while he waits for challengers to arrive…

The guardian of the 86th gate. His name references the Super Star item, and the way it bounces across the ground when it comes out of a ? Block. When defeated, he talks about a song formerly playing in his head which would spur him to fight, which the player "robbed" him of. This refers to the Super Star themes which play whenever Mario or Luigi is invincible.

Metal Cap

“You have made it far, and so you must have skills... But your blows will rain down without effect on the guard of the 87th gate, Metal Cap! My metallic laugh will sound as you retreat with stinging fists! I am your metal end! IT IS TIME TO CLANK!”

—Metal Cap, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Metal Cap
	Max HP	30	Attack	6	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Metal Cap, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He pretends to be metal even when his armor is off and makes clanking noises…

The guardian of the 87th gate. His name is a reference to the Metal Cap from Super Mario 64.

Belly of the Yoshi

“GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLE! Belly of the Yoshi, guard of the 88th gate, hungers! I consume all! Many have come before you, and they have all met their end! Will your cries be succulent? Or will they be bitter and lacking in flavor?! CHOW TIME!”

—Belly of the Yoshi, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Belly of the Yoshi
	Max HP	50	Attack	6	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Belly of Yoshi, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He is reviled by all of the local all-you-can-eat buffet restaurants...

The guardian of the 88th gate. His name is a reference to Yoshi (or possibly Yoob, who eats the protagonists and Yoshis in Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time).

No Charging Chuck

“You creep forward, and find No Charging Chuck, protector of the 89th gate! Soon you will receive a pummeling of the ages, but worry, for it is free! It seems amazing, I know this. A full beating, no charge?! IT IS MADNESS! But the pleasure I get from victory is payment enough! Now, receive it!”

—No Charging Chuck, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
No Charging Chuck
	Max HP	30	Attack	8	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	Ninjohn ally	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's No Charging Chuck, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… An ancient-art aficionado, he loves collecting rare Sammer-dynasty antiquities…

The guardian of the 89th gate, and also the last Sammer Guy to lack facial hair. His name is a play on Chargin' Chuck. He prides himself on providing beatings free of charge.

Climbing Vine

“You wish to ascend higher, but you will not do so at the expense of Climbing Vine. I am the way to the sky, but you will not see it. You will not pass the 90th gate. You will gaze upward at platforms and distant clouds, wondering how to reach them. I know the way. And I will never breathe it to your ear. Your ascent ends here!”

—Climbing Vine, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Climbing Vine
	Max HP	50	Attack	5	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Sword beams, jumps	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Climbing Vine, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He can bake pastries with buttery, fluffy crusts…

The guardian of the 90th gate. His name is a reference to the vines that lead to Coin Heavens in various Super Mario games.

Quizmo Question That Has No Answer

“I protect the 91st gate... I am Quizmo Question That Has No Answer! Who builds the pipes of our worlds? How does one put a coin in a brick? How can one bounce off of another man's head? How can one wield flame? Where do bottomless pits lead? Are overalls still considered fashionable? Ponder these questions as... YOU TASTE MY POWER!”

—Quizmo Question That Has No Answer, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Quizmo Question That Has No Answer
	Max HP	25	Attack	7	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	None	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Quizmo Question That Has No Answer, one of King Sammer's Sammer Guys… He shouts out answers when he watches quiz shows on Sammervision…

The guardian of the 91st gate. His name is a reference to Chuck Quizmo, a character from the first Paper Mario.

Strolling Ptooie

“You have finally found me. I am Strolling Ptooie. I guard the 92nd gate. Few have seen me, warrior. My native land was known as World 7-8. There I learned at the hand of my master, Walking Ptooie. He spat fire. I spit wrath. And you shall be the one who is spat upon!”

—Strolling Ptooie, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Strolling Ptooie
	Max HP	30	Attack	6	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Strolling Ptooie, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… Outside of the Duel of 100, he's a real stickler for manners and etiquette…

The guardian of the 92nd gate. His name is a reference to Ptooie. It also references to how Ptooies walk on the ground rather than stay in pipes like most Piranha Plants.

Fuzzy on Face

“I must congratulate you for reaching the 93rd gate. You are formidable. You are also unfortunate, for you will be lunched upon by me, Fuzzy on Face. My attacks will leech your very essence. I will bound upon you without remorse. I will chew on your hat. I will bite your forehead. I will snack on your soul. I can only hope you have seasoned yourself well, so that I do not grow ill. Is your face ready? Then let us do battle!”

—Fuzzy on Face, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Fuzzy on Face
	Max HP	1	Attack	5	Defense	0	Size	Small
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Fast, sword beams, jumps, Ninjohn ally	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Fuzzy on Face, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He co-chairs the Sammer Council for the Advancement of Facial Hair…

The guardian of the 93rd gate and therefore the last Small Sammer Guy overall. This Sammer Guy's name is a reference to the way Fuzzies attacked players in the first two Paper Mario games.

Glitz Blade

“You have reached the 94th gate. The end is near for you... As now you must face the gaudy, gilded Glitz Blade! Fear not, challenger, for you will die today with pizzazz!”

—Glitz Blade, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Glitz Blade
	Max HP	45	Attack	6	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Neon	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Flip, extend sword, fast, Ninjohn ally	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Glitz Blade, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He enjoys listening to silky jazz and sipping espresso…

The guardian of the 94th gate. His name comes from the Glitz Pit in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door.

Cloak of Tanooki

“TANOOKI! The feral howl of Cloak of Tanooki grips you with shaggy terror! One moment wooly, the next sheer granite, I guard the 95th gate with beastly rage. What side will you face? Unshorn animal or rigid statue? TANOOKI!”

—Cloak of Tanooki, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Cloak of Tanooki
	Max HP	20	Attack	1	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Slow	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Cloak of Tanooki, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He hates the heat and wants King Sammer to install a Duel of 100 air conditioner…

The guardian of the 95th gate. His name references the Tanooki Suit.

Coin Harvester Without Remorse

“Kneel, worthless dog, before the 96th gate! I am Coin Harvester Without Remorse! Do you enjoy your free time? Do you enjoy lounging about, playing games? You will enjoy NOTHING! Once I have bested you, I will put you to work gathering wealth for me. You will eat the grit of road dust as your ceaseless toil flows without ebb. And I will recline and enjoy tasty noodles bought with the very sweat of your brow. Now I harvest your soul!”

—Coin Harvester Without Remorse, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Coin Harvester Without Remorse
	Max HP	40	Attack	5	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Blue	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Jumps, Ninjerry ally	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Coin Harvester Without Remorse, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… His pockets may be full, but his soul is empty… Maybe he should harvest a friend…

The guardian of the 96th gate. His name is a reference to players of Mario games who go for as many coins as possible rather than focusing on getting through the levels, as well as the common tactic of "farming" for money in RPGs. His sword is blue, but unlike other swords of that color, it does not shoot beams. The same occurs for the 99th Sammer Guy, Pit of Crying Shames.

Pidgit on Wind's Breath

“Look skyward, challenger... I am Pidgit on Wind's Breath, protector of the 97th gate. The air is without master, and I float upon the paths of its whimsy... Though I stand before you, my warrior spirit is above your shoulders. I loiter, innocent, until the time grows to full ripeness. And then I swoop... My floating blanket will enshroud your fallen form... You will snuggle for eternity!”

—Pidgit on Wind's Breath, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Pidgit on Wind's Breath
	Max HP	80	Attack	6	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red	Weapon	Mace	Special abilities	Energy balls, jumps, fast, Ninjerry ally	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Pidgit on Wind's Breath, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He was a classically trained actor before becoming a Sammer Guy…

The guardian of the 97th gate. His name is a reference to Pidgits.

Sensei Ruff Puff

“YOU ARE LAZY! You require more training at the shocking hand of Sensei Ruff Puff! It is here, at the 98th gate, that you will learn the hardest lesson to swallow. Is it a powerful new stomping technique? NO! You are too lazy for that. Instead, you get lesson one... HUMILITY!”

—Sensei Ruff Puff, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Sensei Ruff Puff
	Max HP	50	Attack	7	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Red	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Sword beams, Ninjerry ally	Spiked?	No
	Tattle	That's Sensei Ruff Puff, one of King Sammer's legendary Sammer Guys… He was once a cover model for Sammer Guy Monthly…

The guardian of the 98th gate. His name is a reference to Ruff Puffs. When his opponents approach, he insults them by saying they are lazy and require more training from him. When defeated, he says to his opponents that they are "young and lazy" and do not understand the value of him.

Pit of Crying Shames

“I am Pit of Crying Shames, crusher of hopes, stomper of dreams! To fight me is to fight 100 fearsome, slobbering warriors! Many have ventured to conquer me. All leave with tearstained cheeks. Those who challenge me here at the 99th gate have much to lose. It makes their sad, sad tears all the sweeter to drink! SHLURRRRRRRRP!”

—Pit of Crying Shames, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
Pit of Crying Shames
	Max HP	70	Attack	8	Defense	0	Size	Normal
	Color	Green	Weapon	Sword	Special abilities	Ninjerry ally	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's Pit of Crying Shames, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He likes to eat his toast cold…

The guardian of the 99th gate. His name comes from the Pit of 100 Trials and how players make it so far and then die on the last levels. Like Coin Harvester Without Remorse, the 96th Sammer Guy, he wields a blue sword that does not shoot beams, though he has green armor.

End Boss

“And so you arrive at last. It is this place you seek, the 100th gate. I am End Boss, greatest of all the Sammer Guys. It is my duty as End Boss to laugh at your feeble party and proclaim your doom. Shall we begin, challenger? HAH! YOU ARE PATHETIC! PREPARE TO BE CRUSHED AS THE UNIVERSE WITHERS!”

—End Boss, Super Paper Mario

Super Paper Mario enemy
End Boss
	Max HP	99	Attack	10	Defense	4	Size	Big
	Color	Gold	Weapon	Spiked Club	Special abilities	Fire Breath, Rolling, Fast	Spiked?	Yes
	Tattle	That's End Boss, one of King Sammer's famous Sammer Guys… He won a Sammy at last year's Sammer Awards for Best Final Boss Performance…

The guardian of the 100th and final gate. His name is fittingly a reference to the last boss in a game. When End Boss is defeated, he attempts to cue end credits. End Boss can breathe fire, use a rolling attack, and attack with his club. Despite his name, it is possible for him to not be the final boss, as the player can battle Wracktail and Shadoo after him.

See also

• List of Sammer Guy quotes
• Super Paper Mario bestiary
• List of Sammer Guy names in other languages