List of Dr. Crygor quotes

This is a list of quotes by Dr. Crygor.

General

• "You're doomed!"
• "Yes!"
• "Very nice."
• "Too bad."
• "ATTACK!"
• "OK!"
• "No!"
• "Too bad."
• "Voila!"
• "Excellent!"
• "Unfortunate."
• "Amazing!"
• "Hurry!"
• "Genius!"
• "Brilliant!"
• "Eureka!"
• "Egad!"
• "Gadzooks!"
• "Impossible!"
• "Inconceivable!"
• "Not bad!"
• "Ridiculous!"
• "Unacceptable!"
• "Flawless!"

Video games

WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Microgame$!

• "Hello. I am the genius Dr. Crygor. I made a miscalculation, and now I have an output error. Urgent. Flush this thing 15 times to restore order. My games are realistic. <player's name>, let us begin."
• "Hello. Dr. Crygor here. An experiment in fun is now in progress. <player's name>, your input is desired. My reality games are scientifically void of boredom."
• "Very good, indeed. My <player's name> Theory was valid. Yes."
• "I am the one, the only, Dr. Crygor. Scholars like me disapprove of falsehoods, so I cannot cope with unrealistic games. <player's name>, you know the difference, don't you? I should hope so."
• "Must...take...break."
• "My thirst must be quenched."
• "Which to drink?"

WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$!

• "Me? I'm the reknowned^[sic] Dr. Crygor and the games I've invented are indeed thrilling. You must clear the game your^[sic] presented with before the balloon explodes. You must focus!"
• "I am Crygor. Yes, Doctor Crygor, genius without parallel."
• "The game I have invented is an intensely innovative game that makes use of a balloon in ways unseen by lesser minds such as yours! I have attached a balloon to the top of the television. But this is no normal balloon! You see, it slowly inflates while the TV is on."
• "The players of my game must take turns playing the microgames. If a player beats a microgame, that player goes to the end of the line, and the next player takes his turn. All players must continue playing microgames until they finally beat one."
• "The other players may tap their A Buttons when they are not playing to inflate the balloon even more quickly. Clever, no?"
• "Now for the genius of it all: whoever is still playing when the balloon bursts LOSES the entire game! Pure brilliance! I wish you all the very best of luck."

WarioWare: Twisted!

• "Hello. Crygor here. DOCTOR Crygor. In my games, I've found a way to manipulate the very power of GRAVITY ITSELF!!! It...sounds more complicated than it is. Just try it, and you'll see. Oh, yes... You'll ALL see... Moohahaha!!!"
• "The Gravitator is now complete!"
• "I'm a genius!"
• "Impressive! You cleared my stage! Did you enjoy my new invention?"
• "It's too powerful to be toyed with!"

WarioWare: Touched!

• "Ahem! Dr. Crygor here. My research has yielded a dizzying array of Slightly Unscrewed microgames!"
• "Mwahahahaha! It's finished! Behold my new invention! I must test it out!"
• "Insert the remains of an apple... Turn... Recycled! Ha! It works! And... Wha?!"
• "I've been upgraded! Perfected, even!"
• "The galaxy is my giant oyster!"
• "Excellent! Prepare for liftoff!"
• "My experiment is a freakish success!"
• "This karaoke robot will solve all my cleaning needs! I have named him...Mike! I should test him out! All systems on!"
• "I'm going out for a while; clean the lab or something."
• "Mike! Where have you been?! It's time to go back home!"
• "How dare you say that?! I wrote your software!"

WarioWare: Smooth Moves

• "I'm beat!"
• "Hrmph! You weren't even trying!"
• "You're pleasantly plump, but at least you're healthy!"
• "Ah-ha! Perfect! The ideal body shape!"
• "See? If you set your mind to something, it will happen!"
• "Not even I thought you could lose so much!"

Game & Wario

• "Be my robot-building assistant." - Website
• "Good day! Are you interested in robot design? Put your drawing skills to work for me, the great Dr. Crygor!"
• "Ah, you must be my new assistant, <player's name>."
• "Is this your first time designing robots? Don't worry, there's nothing to it!"
• "All you have to do is follow my instructions and draw perfect lines!"
• "If you score 300 points or more, you'll be recognized as a robot designer."
• "What is this?!"
• "What is this junk?! It's insulting! Get back to work and fix this right away!" (Scoring under 300 points)
• "It looks OK but seems really inefficient. Total waste of energy!" (Scoring over 300 points)
• "This is truly a fine effort. I'm almost impressed!" (Scoring over 450 points)
• "With a little training, I think you could be a master robot designer. How'd you like to be my full-time apprentice?"

WarioWare Gold

• "Why must fungi grow in such spooky climates? I'm all g-goose pimply."
• "Is this just another prank, Mike, because [pranks are incompatible with my disposition.]"
• "I suppose I'll leave my fungi out there for another brave soul to enjoy. 18-Volt is up next. Have fun, <player's name>!"
• "I congratulate you!"
• "What? A pop star?! Of course I support you no matter what, but..."
• "Oh! I have some hot moves of my own. Just watch...and learn. So nice!"
• "All thanks to my...magnetic moves."
• "Now let's split it up equally."
• "They call me Dr. Crygor, the genius!"
• "This calls for tea!"

WarioWare: Get It Together!

• "Hrmm... am I swimming? Am I flying? Paddle, paddle, paddle! Look at my flippers go!"
• "Indeed, what the gallium is going on around here?"
• "Game bugs? Glitches? Wonderful! I shall be sure to study them in my laboratory!"
• "A successful experiment!"
• "Back to the drawing board..."
• "My work here is done..."
• "You see! I AM a genius!"
• "What's with all the bouncing? You look like a couple of tiny kangaroos!"
• "It is me, Dr. Crygor, the genius scientist! My level is finally back to normal... Urk! Pity, then, that my stomach is full of aches! I made some High Tech games for you. I must head to the restroom rather immediately, so here—try to beat my futuristic games! Just don't break them. Urk!"
• "I am not! My superior intellect is incapable of such an irrational fear."
• "My intellect IS truly formidable, but this... this is rather beyond even me."
• "Splendid I say, splendid!"
• "I am grateful, to be sure."
• "I am a genius, after all."

Miscellaneous

Made in Wario manga

• "First and foremost, as a mad scientist, let me present to you my game!! With newly-developed microchips... This is Niō Made in Wario!!"
• "If you win the microgame... a nice scent emanates from the computer chips!!"
• "But if you lose the microgame... IT STINKS!!"
• "As expected of the President!!"
• "If you have any good ideas, tell me!!"

Miiverse Sketch Masterpiece Collection video

• 「大胆だいたんじゃな！」"Be bold!" (On a drawing of a close-up of a frog)
• 「前まえはいいんだがうしろ足あしが雑ざつだな…。」"The front is fine, but the hind legs are rough..." (On a crude drawing of a frog)
• 「人ひとが中ちゅうに入はいってそうじゃの。」"People are going inside." (On a drawing of a roughly-drawn front view of a frog)
• 「リアルじゃ！！」 "It's so real!!" (On a drawing of a semi-realistic frog)
• 「ムシを食くうリアリティとカワイイ顔かおのギャップがいいのう。」 "Liking the gap between the bug-eating reality and the adorable face." (On a drawing of a scribbled frog eating a fly)
• 「線せんに迷まよいがない！達筆たっぴつじゃな。」 "No hesitation in the line! Skillful handwriting." (On a rough drawing of a frog opening its mouth)