List of Bowser quotes

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This is a list of quotes by Bowser.

General

• "Bwah hah hah!"
• "Bwa ha ha ha!"
• "Bwahaha!"
• "Gwah ha ha ha!"

Games

Platformers

• "Bwa ha ha! The water's great! Eh, Junior?" - Super Mario Sunshine
• "Mario! How dare you disturb my family vacation?!" - Super Mario Sunshine
• "Jr., I've got something...difficult...to tell you about Princess Peach..." - Super Mario Sunshine
• "That's my boy! Well put, son!" - Super Mario Sunshine
• "The royal Koopa line is strong as ever!" - Super Mario Sunshine
• "But for now...let's just rest awhile." - Super Mario Sunshine

• "Princess Peach! You are formally invited... to the creation of my new galaxy! Gwahahaha! This festival's over!" - Super Mario Galaxy
• "BWAHAHAHA! You finally made it! Just in time for me to stomp you into space bits!" - Super Mario Galaxy
• "WHAA--?! IT'S YOU! That's it, Mario! I'm gonna stomp you into space bits!" - Super Mario Galaxy
• "Finally! You got here just in time to see the creation of my galaxy in the center of the universe! WATCH AND WEEP! From this galaxy, I'll rule a great galactic empire with Peach by my side. It will last forever! I will rule every pitiful corner of the universe. So, Mario, as you can see, I got big plans. And stomping you is at the top of my list!" - Super Mario Galaxy
• "NOOOOO! My Galaxy! My empire! This can't be happening..." - Super Mario Galaxy

• "The power of the stars is already MINE!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
• "I"m HUUUUGE! Even scarier up close, huh?" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
• "I'm way too huge for this puny planet! I deserve an empire that's more ME size! And I'll put it in the center of the universe!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
• "Look at you, running around like a flea on a puny planetoid. Know what isn't puny? My massive new power... The power to flatten you like a space pancake!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
• "Gah! Give it up already!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
• "Why don't you run off and find some green pipe to hide in?" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
• "Hey... guess what, Mario/Luigi! Breathe a sigh of relief, because it'll be your last! Know why?! Because this is finally the end! THE END OF YOU!" - Super Mario Galaxy 2
• "My powers...gone...My empire...shrinking...My huge cake...never got a slice..." - Super Mario Galaxy 2

Super Mario 64

All quotes are found in both Super Mario 64 and Super Mario 64 DS unless otherwise stated.

• "Gwa ha haaaaa!"
• "Welcome. No one's home! Now scram--and don't come back!"
• "Tough luck, Mario! Princess Toadstool isn't here..."
• "Go ahead--just try to grab me by the tail! You'll never be able to swing ME around!"
• "A wimp like you could never throw me out of here!" - original Super Mario 64 only
• "A wimp like you could never throw me out by circling the Touch Screen. Never! Ha!" - Super Mario 64 DS only
• "Grrr! I was a bit careless. This is not what I had planned...but I still hold the power of the Stars, and I still have Peach. Bwa ha ha! You'll get no more Stars from me! I'm not done with you yet, but I'll let you go for now. You'll pay for this...later!"
• "Pestering me again, are you, Mario? Can't you see that I'm having a merry little time, making mischief with my minions? Now, return those Stars! I stole them first and my troops in the walls need them! Bwa ha ha!"
• "Ooowaah! Can it be that I've lost?! The power of the Stars has failed me... this time. Consider this a draw. Next time, I'll be in perfect condition. Now, if you want to see your precious princess, come to the top of the tower. I'll be waiting! Gwa ha ha!"
• "To open the door that leads to the endless stairs, you need 70 stars. Bwa ha haaa!" - original Super Mario 64 only
• "In order to solve the mystery of the endless stairs, you need 80 stars." - Super Mario 64 DS only
• "Grr. If I've lost all the Power Stars, Mario is my only rival... No one else matters. Now, scram!" - Super Mario 64 DS only
• "Mario! You again! Well that's just fine--I've been looking for something to fry with my fire breath! Your Star Power is useless against me! Your friends are all trapped in the walls... And you'll never see the princess again!"
• "Nooo! It can't be! You've really beaten me, Mario?!! I gave those troops power, but now it's fading away! Argghh! I can see peace returning to the world! I can't stand it!"
• "But it's not over yet... Come on, troops! Let's watch the ending together!" - Super Mario 64 DS only
• "Noooo! You've really beaten me this time, Mario! I can't stand losing to you! My troops...worthless! They've turned over all the Power Stars! What?! There are 120 in all??? Amazing! There were some in the castle that I missed??!! Now I see peace returning to the world... Oooo! I really hate that! I can't watch-- I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Control Stick smokin'! Buwaa ha ha!"
• "Noooo! You've really beaten me this time, Mario! I can't stand always losing to you! My troops...worthless! They've turned over all the Power Stars! Wait, say it again. There are 150 Stars in all??? What?! There were some in the castle that I missed??!! Now I see peace returning to the world... I really hate that! It's so horrible I can't watch. I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Touch Screen smokin'! Gwa ha haaaaaaa!"

Sports

• "I rule! Heh heh heh!" - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
• "Amateur!" - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
• "Do it!" - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
• "Go!" - Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour

Mario Superstar Baseball

• "Time to play me! But why bother? I'll obviously win! Gwah ha ha!"
• "So, you finally got here, Mario! You're so late...and I HATE waiting! It's not like I blocked the road with rocks or anything! What? I'm serious! What's with the dirty look?! Anyway, let's just forget all that. So, you think you have the mightiest team now? I'll be the judge of that! Here we go!"
• "Yes, yes, play for my amusement, Mario!"
• "Hey, thanks for coming! Kick back and relax. This'll be over in no time!"
• "Bring it on!"
• "Boy, talk about bad taste... Gold-plated statues! Now THAT is some serious cheapness!"
• "I won! I am the strongest of all!"
• "GRRRAAAAAGH!"
• "You annoying weed! Oh yeah! I'll burn you like a weed!"
• "Let's just see who's stronger!"
• "I'm the mightiest!"
• "I'm playing you, huh?! Expect no mercy!"
• "No way you beat me! Feel the burn!"
• "Grrrr! Mario! You were too chicken, so I came for YOU! Yeah! Let's play ball!!"
• "Give it all you've got, Mario!"
• "Yes! I crushed Mario! I won!"
• "Peach! I've come to kidna...Ahem! I've come to play a baseball game!"
• "Bwah ha ha! Here we go!"
• "Yeah! Yeah! I won! Of course!"
• "You know I'm going to rule at this, right?"
• "Hmm... I'm over here and... Mario's team is over there... Huh? I... lost... my stadium. WAIT JUST A MINUTE! WHAAAAT?! Why?! How?! What's going on?!"
• "Not fair, cheaters! You're getting tossed outta there!"
• "You won't get away with this! NEVER!!!"

Spinoffs

• "I feel funny. I can't keep from dancing, and I feel...happy?" - Dance Dance Revolution: Mario Mix
• "Get Out!" - Mario Kart DS
• "Eggland is mine! ALL MINE! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! The tasty-looking Egglings belong to me! Bwa harf!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
• "Huh? Get back here! You can't run! I'll hunt you down!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
• "I've found you at last! A little magic spell ought to keep you from running. Ha ha!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
• "Whoa! I never expected to meet Yoshi here!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
• "So you got locked in this pop-up book, too, eh? Gwa ha ha har! You say you're gonna lock me away? Ha! What a joke! If you think you can do it, go ahead and try! Bwa ha ha!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
• "Hey! S-STOP IT! What are you doing to the Koopa King? Ook! I'll get you for this! I'LL REMEMBER THIS DAY!" - Yoshi Topsy-Turvy

Mario Party series

• "Wah, Hah, HAH!" - Mario Party
• "Welcome to the Bowser Space! We've plenty of fun events!" - Mario Party
• "Now then, choose your event by roulette!" - Mario Party
• "Why, it's a [Bowser Minigame]!" - Mario Party
• "Here we go!" - Mario Party
• "What?!? Don't go copying my style!!!" - Mario Party 3
• "I'll show you the power of the Koopa King!" - Mario Party 3
• "Bow before Bowser, or feel my wrath!" - Mario Party 4
• "Until next time, gwa ha ha!" - Mario Party 4
• "It's now time for a Bowser Revolution! Watch helplessly as I redistribute your wealth!" - Mario Party 4
• "Here we go! Join the Bowser Revolution--not that you have much of a choice!" - Mario Party 4
• "One of my personal favorites! It's time for a Bowser Shuffle!" - Mario Party 4
• "Everyone trades places with someone else! Here we go!" - Mario Party 4
• "I'm not so good with mushy stuff like this, but...Happy birthday. I'm, like, happy and stuff..." - Mario Party 4
• "Happy times indeed! It's time for a Bowser Mini-game!" - Mario Party 5
• "Happy to see me? You're in Bowser's world now!" - Mario Party 7
• "Nice of you to show up! You're about to play a Bowser game all by your sorry self!!" - Mario Party 7
• "Too bad! You're playing the Bowser Minigame all by your lonesome!" - Mario Party 7
• "If you lose the minigame, watch out! I'm gonna steal all of your coins!" - Mario Party 7
• "Now it's time to spin the Wheel Of Pain and see what you play!" - Mario Party 7
• "So, let's see how you did." - Mario Party 7
• "It's everybody's favorite time, BOWSER TIME!" - Mario Party 7
• "Get ready for a reversal, ya crooks! Let's do the crime warp again! Bwahaha!" - Mario Party 8
• "You call yourself a henchman? You're a STENCHMAN!" - Mario Party 8
• "Now go make mayhem!!" - Mario Party 8
• "How would you like it if I used my fire breath on you?! You would get HOT!!!" - Mario Party 8
• "Bua ha ha ha! I'm here! With Bowser on the scene, you're a one-way trip to pain!" - Mario Party 8

Mario Party DS

• "It's time for you to plunge into the Bowser Zone!"
• "That's my most dreaded attack, the Zero Flame!"
• "It's time for the Final 5 Frenzy!"
• "Let's see how you shrimps stack up!"
• "Haw, haw!"
• "Huh? You're ALL evenly losing!? Then I'll CHOOSE who to pick on!"
• "So you need a little help from the big guy, huh? Spin this wheel and see what kind of boost you get!"
• "Ah, phooey! This stinks!"
• "Then get ready for another shrinky serving from the Minimizer!"
• "You broke the Minimizer! NOOOOOOO!!!"
• "You landed on a Bowser Space! Now it's my turn! What should I do to mess with you... What to do... I GOT IT!"
• "You gotta gimme coins! Stop your grumbling! Gimme 20 Coins!"
• "Whuzzat? That's too steep? OK, I'll cut you some slack. How about you just gimme 10 Coins, then?"
• "Who doesn't love coins? Especially YOURS!"

Mario Party 9

• "Bwahahahaha! I did it! Now to put those Mini Stars to good use!"
• "These Mini Stars are all MINE!"
• "Volcano stage? The one that keeps ruining our mine carts with all the molten lava explosions? That's Magma Mine!
• "I've gone easy on these chumps for too long! Time to send in my most devious minions yet!"
• "Presenting the ferocious Spike and the mighty Chain Chomp!!"
• "Spike! Chain Chomp! Go earn your paychecks!"
• "I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS!!!!"
• "Bwa ha ha ha! You've come so far and worked so hard. I'm almost proud of you... Almost. But winning's no fun if it's easy, right?! So here comes a little challenge from me, free of charge! You chumps should THANK me! Gwah ha ha ha!"
• "My Bowser Spin Wheel will decide what happens to you! Better it stops on something NICE!!"
• "Let's see what you're in for..."
• "I've got a present for you too! Whaddaya say? Want a WHOLE BUNCH of presents?"
• "Here you go! Just for you!"
• "Huh? Well then, I'll just give you a few. Here, take 'em!"
• "No?! Aw, c'mon! Don't be a stick in the mud! Take 'em!"
• "I've got a TON of presents with you name on them! Take 'em!"
• "Everyone check their watch!" That's right, it's Bowser time!!"
• "Wait, what? YOU'RE the one in last place?! That's just sad."
• "Huh!? You're in last place, aren't you?"
• "I'll spare you this time! Don't say I never did anything for you!"
• "Here! I'll double your Bananas! You can thank me later!"
• "Whoops! Can't split up these 2 [or 3] Mini Stars left over, can I? I'd better keep 'em for myself!"
• "BWA HA HA HA! That should shake things up a bit!"
• "Later, fools!"
• "Even I'm nice every one in a while! Write me a thank-you note later!"
• "Finally made it, did you? Well, all the Mini Stars here belong to me! So give them back immediately!!"
• "My explosive minion King Bob-Omb will defeat you all!"
• "Listen up, you good-for-nothings! This time the player in last place picks the minigame! So which one of you chumps is in last place!?"
• "At least pick a minigame you're good at!"
• "Everybody is tied!? Well, never mind, then."
• "Hooray for you! That's 10,000 Mini Stars [or Bananas], coming right up!
• "What? You seriously thought I was gonna give them to you? HA! If you want more Mini Stars, you can get them yourself!"
• "What, wait! Oh, I totally forgot! A little while ago, I got hungry and ate all 10,000 Bananas! Every single one of them! Not a single one left! Bwa ha ha ha! They were good too!"
• "Huh? That's strange. I could have sworn those 10,000 Mini Stars were somewhere around here... You know what? I must've left them at home! I've only got 10 Mini Stars with me, so you'll just have to settle for that."
• "If you think I'm just going to hand everyone Mini Stars because you all came in last, you've got another thing coming!"
• "If you want to rescue the Mini Stars, you're gonna have to defeat my minion!"
• "You're gonna regret that! Bwa ha ha ha ha!"

Fortune Street

• "Once I win, Princess Peach will be mine - castle and all!"
• "Gah! Spooky ship! Is this where you've been hiding, you good-for-nothing Boo slackers!?"
• "Lava everywhere! The only way this could get better is if someone fell in!"
• "Let me show you wimps how to roll a die. You gotta put your arm in it!"
• "What a slime-brained design! Whaddya say I give this castle the old Bowser makeover?"
• "You can't tell up from down around here, can you? This is gonna make me dizzy!"
• "After I beat this bunch of losers, I’m gonna clear every last Yoshi off that island! Bwah hah, hah!"
• "This place looks kinda familiar... Aw, now I’m never gonna get that stupid song out of my head!" (regarding the Super Mario Bros. theme)
• "Feast your eyes on my castle, people. Not an inch that isn't awesome!"
• "What's all this talk about a legendary hero? Is Mario already famous out here? Legendary hero, my spiny shell!"
• "I'm gonna smash the smithereens right out of this ugly ship! It looks a little too much like... Mario!"
• "Gwah! You call this a vacation spot!? I’m gonna make a mess of it! Mario’d better get his F.L.U.D.D. ready!"
• "Hey, this place is pretty snazzy! Maybe I’ll make it my new castle! Gwah hah, hah!"
• "Why aren't my minions here to back me up!? Guess I'm gonna have to win this one on my own!"
• "Your wish is my command, Princess Peach! If it's trouble you want, it's trouble you got!"
• "I'll...I'll stomp this dumb shop to bits! Take that! AND THAT!"
• "Hmm... Who should I kidnap today? Should I nab [female playable character]? Or maybe that gold standard, Princess Peach?"
• "Bow down before Bowser, King of the Koopas, and get out of my way!"
• "Why don't you just give up now? None of you stands a chance against me!"

Non-game appearances

• "...And then I'll join OPEC!" - White Knuckle Scorin' comic
• "I'll take brute force and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day, 'cause ignorance is bliss!" - White Knuckle Scorin' comic
• "The babe is toast, plumber, and you're next in the line of fire!" - White Knuckle Scorin' comic
• "Who were you expecting? The Tooth Fairy?" - "The Legend"
• "A stout ship, a loyal crew -- or else -- and lots of stolen money. This is the most fun you can have without pulverizing a plumber." - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
• "Whose harebrained idea was it to make a coin operated battleship?" - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
• "In case you didn't notice, I don't give a blond hog's hair about "honor"!" - "Mutiny on the Fungi"
• "This is gonna be excellent!" - "Just Deserts"
• "I should never have quit my day job!" - "Just Deserts"
• "Sob! My beautiful fortress! And I was going to conquer the world on Tuesday!" - "Just Deserts"
• "Will someone get me a drink without little paper umbrellas??!" - "Beauty and the Beach"
• "Don't hold the bomb when it blows up -- You'll waste a perfectly good bomb!!" - "Beauty and the Beach"
• "PTEWWW!! What is this?!!!! I didn't order Koopa Kola Plain -- I wanted Koopa Kola Crunchy!!!" - "Duh Stoopid Bomb!"
• "My ol' pop used to say in situations like this - 'Son, when you put your mind to it, there's no problem big enough to run away from'!" - "The Buddy System"
• "I wonder if I can put Lemmy up for adoption?" - "The Buddy System"
• "You wondered about that too, huh?!" - "The Buddy System"
• "Yeah? Well, they're gonna be flattened! King Bowser Koopa is nobody's fair game!" - "It's Always Fair Weather"
• "I'n terriby disappointed in all of you. Except you, Lemmy. I know you're a blithering idiot!" - "Bowser Knows Best"
• "What is it with you kids these days!! Is it hip to be stupid nowadays? Is there a fad nobody's told old dad about?" - "Bowser Knows Best"
• "Testing, 1, 2, 3, testing... am I coming in loud and clear? And a one, and a two..." - "Super Mario Adventures"
• "Ta ta, turtle dove, until next week. Here's a smooch for your sweet cheek." - "Super Mario Adventures"
• "Bwa ha ha! My sinister plot worked!" - "Super Mario Adventures"
• "Am I handsome or what!" - "Super Mario Adventures"

Miscellaneous

Unused Mario is Missing! quotes

• "So Luigi, you're looking for your brother? I can easily kidnap two plumbers as cheaply as one! Come here, you..."
• "D'oh! That was the only copy too!"
• "Gee, the penguins kinda look like ants from up here..."