List of DK: Jungle Climber quotes

This is a list of quotes from DK: Jungle Climber, listed alphabetically by character.

Cranky Kong

• "What's that?! All that playing worked up an appetite? You're as hungry as a hourse, aren't you!"
• "Your problem is... Shoot. Now I'm hungry, too. Can't remember what I was gonna say..."
• "You don't say!"
• "Well, I'll be! Look at the color of that specimen! Looks mighty tasty!"
• "OK, DK! You get up there and go get that banana!"
• "Those no-good thugs! I'm sure they're up to no good, as usual!"
• "What's that swirly business up there? It sucked them in and just vanished..."
• "Hmm... Here we are at the top of the mountain. Where's the giant banana?"
• "What in tarnation is going on?! That monstrous banana is attacking us! This is not good! In fact, it's very bad! Augh! I don't care what you do! Just shoot that crazy thing down!"
• "So, you're saying you mistook us from Kremlings and attacked us? Those darn reptiles! What have they done this time?"
• "Hmm... I know it was a mistake, but we DID destroy your spaceship... All righty! We must help each other out in times of need! We'll get that Crystal Banana back for you!"
• "This is where your sinister plan ends!"
• "Great job, you two!"
• "The world's a safer place now that this is out of their hands. Let's hurry and go after them!"
• "What do you even want that thing for? It's not like you can eat it!"
• "Well done!"
• "Well, that sure did give me a fright... But there's no time to lose! We've gotta hurry up and go after them."
• "What in tarnation!?"
• "That repulsive reptile's wriggling away again! But how are we supposed to stop something like that?"
• "Huh... Well, it's worth a try! Let's get a move on!"
• "Don't give up just yet! I brought a spare Booster Barrel for just such an occasion! You oughta be able to catch up to ol' King Scaleface now... Now, hop in there and catch that crook!"
• "You've reached the end of the line! Surrender, King K. Rool!"
• "Son of a gun! I didn't think of that! Let's catch him!"
• "Aha! That would explain the delicious banana smell... But that means... King K. Rool has made it to the banana planet! He must be around here somewhere... Let's go!"
• "Donkey Kong! Grab him!"
• "Great job, DK!"
• "Whew... At last, we can get back to our tropical vacation! That adventure was too much for these old bones!"
• "Congratulations on finishing such as tough game!"

Diddy Kong

• "Oh, wow! You're never gonna believe this! There's a HUGE banana on top of the mountain!"
• "Was that King K. Rool and the Kremling gang that were just here?!"
• "A talking banana!? Now I've seen everything!"
• "Hey, King K. Rool!"
• "Yeah! We did it!
• "We've got you cornered, K. Rool! Hand over that Crystal Banana!"
• "Don't count on it, lizard breath!"
• "That's my Donkey Kong!"
• "Say good-bye, King K. Fool!"
• "A trap!?"
• "The King Kruiser IV?"
• "Hey, guys! Look! Over there! See that island? Maybe we can catch K. Rool if we clib to the top of that mountain!"
• "Oh, we're too late..."
• "Hrmph! Did you think you'd get away from us?!"
• "Where are we?"
• "Not a chance, King K. Rool!"
• "You did it! It's game over for King K. Rool!"
• "OK, that's just weird. But also delicious!"
• "Hooray ray fo fay! You did it! You've cleared 100%!"

King K. Rool

• "That stupid alien! I stole the Crystal Banana right out from under his nose!"
• "The Kremling gang will take over the world with this thing! Gwa ha ha!"
• "Oops. Can't bask in my own glory just now. Let's use the Spirowarp to get out of here before they come after us!"
• "Duh-Donkey Kong! What are you doing here!?"
• "Hey, fruit face, I didn't know you were here, too. Of course it makes sense that you'd sic DK on me to reclaim your trinket. But I have no time to play with you apes! Play with THIS instead!"
• "DK? Again? Why won't you go away! You're like a bad case of poison ivy!"
• "Bwah hah hah! What do you think I want it for? To take over the world! Duh!"
• "Bah! Enjoy THIS! I...didn't have enough time to finish it properly, but it's still plenty powerful! Behold The Mega Amp!"
• "I can't believe it! Don't you have ANYTHING better to do than follow me?!"
• "Uh-uh! You guys aren'g getting in my way again! See, I planned ahead this time and dug a trap just for you!"
• "You're persistent, I'll give you that, but you lose for being a pain in my tail! But you're too late! The King Kruiser IV is primed and ready for action!"
• "With it-and the powerof those Crystal Bananas-I'm unstoppable! And then, the world-no, the whole universe will be mine! And maybe I'll start with the planet Plantaen!"
• "Bwah hah hah! So long, starch-for-brains!"
• "What?! No way!! How did you make it this far?!"
• "You apes always spoil my plans..."
• "Bwah ha ha! At last, my Mega Amp is complete! It'll crush you but good! Bwah hah hah!"
• "N-No way! You beat my amazing Mega Amp?! Darn it! I've got nothing to lose now! Looks like I'll have to take care of you myself!"
• "The Crystal Bananas' power will be the undoing of the banana planet! Oh, sweet, creamy, potassium-rich irony! I hate bananas anyway!"
• "You pesky little apes! Let's see if you can keep up with me!"
• "Ugh... Bad monkey! But there's no way I'm letting you have those Crystal Bananas! Check this out!"

Xananab

• "Good gravy gravy bo bavy! You're not Kremlings! Sorry... I've made an awful awful bo bawful mistake, fanana!"
• "No, no! I am Xananab from the planet Plantaen."
• "They stole the Crystal Banana! It's a gem gem bo bem with super powers! It'd be a disaster if they used the power for evil evil bo bevil!"
• "But now that you've destroyed my ship, I can't stop them! What do I do now?"
• "Really? You'll help me?"
• "Thanks!"
• "Give back my Crystal Banana, fanana!"
• "Thank you! We've got one of them for now!"
• "Thanks thanks bo banks! We've got two of my Crystal Bananas back!"
• "A spaceship!?"
• "Oh, horror horror bo borror!"
• "Fanana..."
• Give me back the remaining Crystal Banana, fana!"
• "Buh-wha? This is Plantaen! We're on my home planet!"
• "Thank you, fanana! You got all the Crystal Bananas back!"
• "You saved Plantaen! As my way of saying thank you bo bank you, have some bananas!"
• "And you never gave up along the way! Well done! As a reward, here's a little gift dift fo fift!"