List of Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story quotes
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This is a list of quotes from Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story, listed alphabetically, by character.
Bowser
- "Did somebody page the king of awesome?"
- "Gee, PARDON ME! Guess what? I live here, Your Royal Genius! I've got as much right to be in this meeting as anyone! I mean, right? Help me out here! Toadsworth! Back me up!"
- "MAAARIO! Are you seriously trying to start with me again?! I hear about this big meeting, and I'm all ready to act nice... But man, the second I see your face, Mr. Nice Bowser is GONE. Yeah, forget your dumb meeting! I'll pummel you and grab Peach!"
- "Taste defeat? You're going to taste my fist, you little piglet!"
- "Marching straight ahead into the enemy's feet!' Didn't you all learn that in Goomba boot camp?"
- "Kidnapping Peach? Oh, that is so completely my move!"
Broque Madame
- "Oh! Please tell me... a masseur arrives..."
Broque Monsieur
- "You! You will submit to zee power of zis magnificent block, and you will do so NOW!"
- "Your tongue...bite upon it!"
Corporal Paraplonk
- "Call me crazy, but looks like Bowser's Castle is heading this way."
Dark Bowser
- "Your body, I have copied... Your power, I have copied..."
- "The dark power slept so long, and now it wakes... It must be freed..."
- "Soon this kingdom will vanish along with all who dwell within. And you, too, will sleep eternally in the dark power's embrace!"
Fawful
- "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
- "I am having a goal! Mushroom Kingdom... WILL BE MINE!!!"
- "All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
- "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
- "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
- "Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪"
- "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
- "Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
- "So, the tears are falling! But not on the face of Fawful!"
- "Here Fawful goes, the disappearing..forever disappearing... WITH YOU!"
Kamek
Midbus
- "You. You. No longer needed. You taste defeat."
- "Go be trashy in this trash hole with this trash robot forever!"
- "WHAT!? No one pressed 'dance'! You are broken!"
- " Now it is time! Now we will fight! Then you will lose! And you will cry!"
Private Goomp
- "Yeah... It... Well, this weird duo just showed up and went nuts. Huge attack, and just like that, they had the castle..."
Sergeant Guy
- "Get it together, Private Goomp! Let's scout this area, at least."
Starlow
- "HELLO YELLO!"
- "YELLO GOODBYE!"
- "Sorry I'm late! This castle's huge!"
- "Look! There's a reaction in Bowser's Stomach!"
- "Over there! Some activity! Let's go check it out!"
- "Do you have a KO wish!?"
- "Ouch! Hey! That is no way to treat a lady!"
Toadsworth
- "Such a thing has never happened in the history of the kingdom!"