Kretin

Template:Character-infobox Kretin (known as Keratin in the British English version) is a molecule with two forms called Alpha Kretin and Beta Kretin (called Alpha Keratin and Beta Keratin in the British English version), a form that connects itself to other Kretin units that change color, and a singular entity that is capable of cloning itself, respectively. It appears as a boss in Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story and its 3DS remake, Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey.

History

Alpha Kretin's second form

When Mario and Luigi find Princess Peach in the Flab Zone inside Bowser's body, a cluster of Beta Kretins appear and kidnap her. After a long chase, Mario and Luigi finally reach Kretin in a room. Using the Spin Jump, Mario and Luigi free Peach from the grips of it, but it transforms into Alpha Kretin and attacks the brothers. While Mario gets ready to fight it, Luigi asks Starlow to fight Kretin instead of him. Starlow does not like his idea and smacks Luigi into Kretin, starting the battle, with the brothers defeating it afterwards.

Battle

Battle with Kretins

In battle, Kretin will begin in its Alpha Kretin form. Each individual unit of Kretin can be either red (with angry eyes in the remake) or green (with shocked eyes in the remake), and can only be damaged by the Mario brother of the corresponding color. When one unit receives enough damage, it turns blue (with closed eyes in the remake) and is defeated.

The Alpha Kretin's only attack is creating a ball of blue electric energy that will move through its body. It will then start to glow, turning its arm into a cannon shape. The Alpha Kretin will start to shoot balls of energy towards the Bros. The player can know which Bro. the ball will go toward by the order the beam went through the body, red for Mario, green for Luigi, and blue for neither bro. This means that the more Kretins defeated, the less balls Alpha Kretin can shoot. This attack is countered with hammers. If hit, the brothers will have their defense lowered.

After all the six parts of Kretin are blue, it will fall apart and become Beta Kretin. Five units disappear, but one remains. It will proceed to create five clones in a hexagon pattern. These clones are very weak and are defeated in a single attack. If a duplicate is defeated, the real Kretin will simply create another on the next turn. Creating a new clone does not take up a full turn; Kretin can recreate the duplicate and attack in the same turn. In its Beta Kretin form, it starts to jump around with the other duplicates, trying to confuse the player by jumping to a different position. Its main attack is surrounding the bros in a hexagon shape, while they all start to charge up electricity. When one of the Kretins jumps, the electricity moves on to that spot. This attack can be avoided by jumping. It will eventually reform into Alpha Kretin, with the positions of the Kretins being different. In the remake, this happens immediately after it becomes inflicted with Fury. After the fight, Kretin is defeated. A stronger version of Kretin can be fought in The Gauntlet, this form is known as Kretin X.

Statistics

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story enemy
Alpha Kretin
	HP	20 (30)	POW	40 (100)	DEF	23 (35)	SPEED	30 (45)
	Coins	0 (0)	Level	11	Fire	Normal	Burn?	Immune
	Role	Boss	Battled by	Mario and Luigi	Location(s)	Flab Zone	Dizzy?	Immune
	Stat down?	Normal	KO?	Immune	Experience	0	Item drop
Notice: The second set of numbers next to the enemy's HP, POW, DEF, SPEED and Coins are stat increases from the Challenge Medal accessory; a 50% increase for HP, DEF, SPEED and Coins earned, and a 150% increase for POW.

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story enemy
Beta Kretin
	HP	385 (578)	POW	40 (100)	DEF	39 (59)	SPEED	42 (63)
	Coins	200 (300)	Level	11	Fire	Normal	Burn?	Immune
	Role	Boss	Battled by	Mario and Luigi	Location(s)	Flab Zone	Dizzy?	Immune
	Stat down?	Normal	KO?	Immune	Experience	700	Item drop	Max Syrup Jar - 100.0%
Notice: The second set of numbers next to the enemy's HP, POW, DEF, SPEED and Coins are stat increases from the Challenge Medal accessory; a 50% increase for HP, DEF, SPEED and Coins earned, and a 150% increase for POW.

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey enemy
Alpha Kretin
	HP	1	POW	44	DEF	36	SPEED	30	Experience	0
	Fire	Weak	Jump	Normal	Hammer	Normal	Battled by	Mario & Luigi	Coins	0
	Burn	Immune	Dizzy	Immune	Stat down	1x	Speed down	1x	Item drop	None - 0% None - 0%
Level           11	Location(s)	Flab Zone

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey enemy
Beta Kretin
	HP	333	POW	60	DEF	48	SPEED	42	Experience	700
	Fire	Weak	Jump	Normal	Hammer	Normal	Battled by	Mario & Luigi	Coins	200
	Burn	Immune	Dizzy	Immune	Stat down	1x	Speed down	1x	Item drop	None - 0% Bros. Wear - 100%
Level           11	Location(s)	Flab Zone

Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story + Bowser Jr.'s Journey enemy
Beta Kretin (Clone)
	HP	1	POW	50	DEF	17	SPEED	42	Experience	0
	Fire	Weak	Jump	Normal	Hammer	Normal	Battled by	Mario & Luigi	Coins	0
	Burn	Immune	Dizzy	Immune	Stat down	1x	Speed down	1x	Item drop	None - 0% None - 0%
Level           11	Location(s)	Flab Zone

Names in other languages

Alpha Kretin

Language	Name	Meaning	Notes
Japanese	アルカロテン[?] Aru Karoten	α-carotene
German	Alpha-Karotino[?]	From α-carotene
Italian	Alfa Carotene[?]	From α-carotene
Korean	알파카로팅[?] Alpa Karoting	Pun on α-carotene
Spanish (NOA)	Kretina Alfa[?]	Alpha Kretin
Spanish (NOE)	Karotenio[?]	From α-carotene

Beta Kretin

Language	Name	Meaning	Notes
Japanese	ベタカロテン[?] Beta Karoten	β-carotene
German	Beta-Karotino[?]	From β-carotene
Italian	Beta Carotene[?]	From β-carotene
Korean	베타카로팅[?] Beta Karoting	Pun on β-carotene
Spanish (NOA)	Kretina Beta[?]	Beta Kretin
Spanish (NOE)	Betakarotino[?]	From β-carotene

Trivia

• One of the two Alpha Kretin formations vaguely resembles the logo of AlphaDream, the company that developed the Mario & Luigi series of installments.
• The English name for "Kretin" comes from "keratin", a body chemical, and "cretin", a derogatory term for a bully.
• In the original game, using Special Attacks (e.g. Yoo Who Cannon) counts as attacking either red or green Kretins simultaneously if either Mario or Luigi are using the attack. This was changed in the remake to block attacks if both Mario and Luigi are attacking.