Slurp Guy

Slurp Guy
Artwork of a Slurp Guy sucking the color out of a Toad
First appearance	Paper Mario: Color Splash (2016)
Latest appearance	Paper Mario: The Origami King (2020)
Variant of	Shy Guy
Variants Shunned Guy Slurp Snifit
Comparable Paint Guy
Notable members The Shy Bandit

“HANDS OFF MAH STRAW! It's more precious than life itself!”

—Slurp Guy, Paper Mario: Color Splash

Slurp Guys are a variant of Shy Guys that appear in Paper Mario: Color Splash. They carry straws in their mouths, which they can use to steal the colors of other things. There are blue, red and yellow Slurp Guys. When they attack in a battle, they drain one of Mario's three color bars according to their color, so he cannot paint cards of that color until he recovers his paint.

If Mario runs out of health during a battle, six red Slurp Guys come and drain him of his color before the Game Over screen appears.

According to the manual of the game, only the best Shy Guys can get straws to become a Slurp Guy. They must go through sit-ups, jogging, and dancing to train their minds and bodies.

In Paper Mario: The Origami King, a Slurp Guy appears in the tea house at Shogun Studios, drinking tea from the straw. He gives Mario his straw for free, which he can give to a Ninji to get shurikens. The string "Slurp Guy" is also present in the game's text data.

Stats

Paper Mario: Color Splash enemy
Red Slurp Guy
	HP	14	Type	Normal	Role	Common	Card
	Strong	None	Weak	None	Card drop rate	2
	Moves	Attack (5), Straw Attack (heals itself while reducing the red paint of Mario), Last Straw Attack (heals itself while reducing the red paint of Mario), Straw Attack when Mario has no red paint, Group Attack (5), Blowback Attack (12)
	Location(s)	Port Prisma, Ruddy Road, Indigo Underground, Bloo Bay Beach, The Crimson Tower, Sunglow Ridge, Violet Passage, Toad Trainworks, Tangerino Grill
Quotes	Usual: "SLUUURP! *burp*" ~ "Strawmageddon!" ~ "Mmm... Red paint..." ~ "I'ma slurp your face off!" First battle in Port Prisma: "It's so cute that you're trying." ~ "Is this your first battle?" ~ "Don't worry—everyone’s bad at first." ~ "Action Commands are for losers!" Big colorless spot in Ruddy Road: "Mario?! What are you doing here?" ~ "Let's all drink paint." ~ "Dancing helps us concentrate!" ~ "Paint tastes better in the country." Battle spin tutorial in Port Prisma: N/A
Enemy class
ENEMY_ZAKO_LV1
Dropped items
Hammer Scraps 2 Red paint 42 Yellow paint 0 Blue paint 5 Orange paint 0 Green paint 0 Purple paint 0

Paper Mario: Color Splash enemy
Yellow Slurp Guy
	HP	14	Type	Normal	Role	Common	Card
	Strong	None	Weak	None	Card drop rate	2
	Moves	Attack (5), Straw Attack (heals itself while reducing the yellow paint of Mario), Last Straw Attack (heals itself while reducing the yellow paint of Mario), Straw Attack when Mario has no yellow paint, Group Attack (5), Blowback Attack (12)
	Location(s)	Cherry Lake, The Crimson Tower, Sunglow Ridge, Toad Trainworks, Mossrock Theater
Quotes	Usual: "What's yellow and tastes like paint?" ~ "Paaaaaint..." ~ "This yellow ain't mellow!" ~ "Slurp it up!"
Enemy class
ENEMY_MANY_COIN
Dropped items
Hammer Scraps 2 Red paint 0 Yellow paint 37 Blue paint 9 Orange paint 0 Green paint 0 Purple paint 0

Paper Mario: Color Splash enemy
Blue Slurp Guy
	HP	14	Type	Normal	Role	Common	Card
	Strong	None	Weak	None	Card drop rate	2
	Moves	Attack (5), Straw Attack (heals itself while reducing the blue paint of Mario), Last Straw Attack (heals itself while reducing the blue paint of Mario), Straw Attack when Mario has no blue paint, Group Attack (5), Blowback Attack (12)
	Location(s)	Cherry Lake, Fort Cobalt, Mossrock Theater
Quotes	Usual: "Blue paint..." ~ "Gimme, gimme, gimme..." ~ "Must...steal...blue...paint..." ~ "I bleed blue!" Fort Cobalt: "Yes, sir!" ~ "Intruder!" ~ "Prepare to attack!" ~ "Defend Fort Cobalt!"
Enemy class
ENEMY_HAMMER
Dropped items
Hammer Scraps 2 Red paint 9 Yellow paint 0 Blue paint 37 Orange paint 0 Green paint 0 Purple paint 0

Gallery

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  Mario battling a Slurp Guy

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  Slurp Guys at Ruddy Road

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  Slurp Guys at Sunglow Ridge

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  Roy and many Slurp Guys approach Mario and Huey

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  Unpainted card

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  Slurp Guy cosplay featured in a promotional Paper Mario: Color Splash video on the Play Nintendo YouTube channel

Names in other languages

Language	Name	Meaning	Notes
Japanese	ストローヘイホー[?] Sutorō heihō	Straw Shy Guy
Dutch	Slurp Guy[?]	-
French (NOA)	Maskache à paille[?]	Straw Shy Guy
French (NOE)	Mass'paille[?]	From "Maskass" (Shy Guy) and "paille" (straw)
German	Schlürfer Guy[?]	Slurp Guy
Italian	Tipo Timido cannucciato[?]	Strawed Shy Guy
Portuguese	Masquito Palhinha[?]	Straw Shy Guy
Russian	Трубочник[?] Trubochnik	Diminutive of "трубочка" (trubochka, straw)
Spanish (NOA)	Guy sediento[?]	Thirsty Guy
Spanish (NOE)	Pajitaguy[?]	Straw Guy