User:Geniusguy445

This article is about the user Geniusguy445. For information about the character, Genius Guy #445, see here. For information about the species, see here.

!! Hi SMWiki mods, i'm going to require a few edits to clean up the dead links, please don't slap me with warnings xoxo

Hei-ho! Hello and welcome to my user page! I joined this wiki in 2010, and learned a metric boatload of css and markdown. I spent some time here editing my page mostly, then moved on to be the lead admin at the Game Ideas Wiki, back when Fandom was still Wikia. There's a lot of history there, but I kind of fell off editing any wiki. By that point, I was going to school to make video games! I'm like a pro now!

In all honesty, I barely play Mario/Nintendo games at all these days. Oddly enough, I actually know someone who has worked on Nintendo IP. I'm just at such a different life stage, that I don't think I'll be back here (often?). As such I'm going to trim some of this content down so its easier to maintain.

About Me

Geniusguy445's Userbox Tower
At-A-Glance:
This user is a Shy Guy.
This user is male.
This user's birthday is on April 16.
This user thinks Shy Guys are misunderstood.
This user has over 40 major edits on the Super Mario Wiki.
This user wants to scream "Whei-hei-hoooo!" (which is "GO SHY GUYS!" in Shy-glish).
This user likes talking in the 3rd person.
This user finds it very easy to communicate with user boxes.
This user creates his or her own userboxes.
n=lots ubxs This user has (created) n userboxes.
not 238.584px This user likes that all userboxes aren't the same size!
This text needs to be changed.
This user likes hiding in user boxes.
This user likes making people laugh.
UBX This user hopes you read each and every one of {his/her) userboxes! or else...
More Details:
This user is Christian.
This user is Canadian.
This user is a Christian Canadian.
This user is a Genius.
This user is also a mad scientist.
This user has a tendency to overthink things.
72 % of all people are not good at mathematics. If you are part of the other 38 %, place this on your user page.
This user is incredibly loyal.
This user is incredibly sleepy.
This user is sleeping...because...he's sleepy.
This user works out on a treadmill.
This user is into business.
This user invests in Mario ?-block bonds (TSX:?BB).
This User goes to Fawful117's Item Shop! This user also has 50 MCs!!
This user met a bandit.
This user lost all of his coins.
The moral of the story is: don't meet bandits.
One of this user's favorite characters is Bowser Jr.
Another one is Luigi.
Another character this user likes is Waluigi.
File:Wario3.jpg This user even likes Wario.
This user thinks Wario should learn how to squish Goombas.
This user thinks Peach is probably good at vibeo gams
This user thinks amiibo are cute
File:ShyguyKart.jpg This user LOVES shy guys.
This user's favorite type of Shy Guy is the Genius Guy.
This user's second favorite type of Shy Guy is the Spy Guy.
File:Anti Guy2.png This user's third favorite type of Shy Guy is the Anti Guy.
File:Gourmetguy.gif This user's favorite notable Shy Guy is Gourmet Guy.
This user's second favorite notable Shy Guy is General Guy.
File:Yidscreen6.jpg This user's third favorite notable Shy Guy is Big Guy the Stilted.
What do those three (Genius Guy, Spy Guy, General Guy) things have in common?
THEY ALL HAVE WEAPONS!!
CHAIN CHOMPS!
And attack chomps!
File:Chomp Call.JPG I shall call MORE Chain Chomps! MORE!
This user likes Chain Chomps.
This user likes big Bullet Bills.
This user thinks that King Bills are highly amusing enemies.
This user also likes watching things go KABOOM!
WITH NITROGLYCERINE!
Wait, that's not Mario-related!
This user could get banned for that!
This user has been BANNNED!
Gaming info:
vg-3 Dispite ANYHTING mentioned later, this user is genuinely an advanced gamer.
This user thinks it's sometimes a good idea to use cheat codes in certain videogames...
This user knows a video game by its music.
? This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.
This user still plays Nintendo 64 games.
This user knows the Shy Guys have a Nintendo 64.
This user never got to play a NES, but wanted to.
This user never got to play a SNES, but wanted to.
This user thinks Luigi is better than Mario.
This user thinks Luigi dances very well.
This user would rather be Luigi than Mario in Super Mario Bros. Games
This user thinks Waluigi should appear in more than just sports games.
game dev This user is interested in video game development.
prog-3 This user is an advanced programmer.
This user knows HTML.
Colors This user knows how to make colors with the letters A-F and numbers for their userboxes. Yay, hexidecimal!
This user went on a computer to make this.
Past-Times:
This user has found a new past time. It's call "going around in circles." Heard of it?
This user like to spin in circles. Weeeeeeeee!
This user likes to spin in circles REALLY fast! Weeeeeeeee!!!
This user is spinning in circles REALLY, REALLY fast! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! uh-oh.
Thus user upchuck-led and invented BEANIES!
Sorry. Superstar Saga joke.
This user plays with Legos.
This user made a Weighted Companion Cube out of Lego!
This user summoned boos!
This user is hanging out with friends.
This user's house matches his personality.
This user cares for some plants.
This user cares for some animals.
This user supports the Movement for the Protection of Goombas.
Most importantly this user cares for some dead animals.
Dead plants, on the other hand; this user will let rot.
This user uses Firefox
This user uses Google chrome.
Fb This user has a Facebook account
This user has a SM wiki account
This user has a Fandom account
This user is probably offline on this wiki.
This user can ROCK-ON!
This user can dance a little bit.
This user enjoys watching talented people dance.
Especially if Mario could do this regularly.
This user discovered that Goombas can dance.
Likes:
This user likes PIE!.
This user likes sipping tea that laughs at you!
This user will eat anything in sight.
This user likes the way that penguins think.
This user likes to draw.
This user thinks it's unfair that the player doesn't get to use Bowser Jr.'s Magic Paintbrush in Super Mario Sunshine.
This user likes to read.
This user reads the Fake News section of The 'Shroom because he fears the wrath of Uncanny Mushroom!
This user likes to crush things.
This user loves animated GIFs.
This user is an incredible gamer.
This user is a pretty good gamer.
This user fails at gaming.
This user is actually an advanced gamer.
This user is a huge fan of the Paper Mario series.
game #1 This user thinks that Paper Mario is the best videogame ever made.
This user likes Trivia.
This user likes jet packs.
This user likes motor bikes.
This user likes riding the Poltergust 3001!
This user thinks lighning is cool.
ESPECIALLY when it's shocking Mario.
This user has a sailer hat.
Dislikes:
This user dislikes gardening.
This user thinks Mario is mean to Luigi.
This user dislikes Mario.
This user has been BANNNED!
Wait, What?!

Hey! Like I said prior, I've been here a while, and I haven't changed my page in a while. I learned a bunch of css from messing around with wikis, but eventually I stopped playing Nintendo games and Wikia rebranded itself. I've made video games professionally and editing video game wikis has fallen off my priority list.

• I like watching games more than playing them. I watch a lot of Youtube and Twitch to that end
• I have created small scale games professionally, so I try not to make more in my spare time
• I like making lil widgets, so you know... if you're interested...
• I still make a lot of game ideas today. I used to put a couple on the Game Ideas Wiki, but these days I just write 'em up in Notion if it will take longer than a couple hours to make.
• I make my own art sometimes
• I like mostly Alternative music
• I love easter eggs! Can you find them all?

So with all this in mind, enjoy my user page!

Reviews

These will be in order, hopefully, by console/date of release. Bold means I have completed it (story mode, if applicable); bold + italics means I completed it alone. Demos will be marked.

Characters I commonly play as

• Shy Guy
• Wario
• Luigi
• Boo
• Waluigi
• Bowser Jr.
• Bowser

• Kritter

NES

Super Mario Bros.

People I play as Luigi Things I like Overall really good game for its age. Things I dislike It is a difficult game. Things I detest It shows how bad I can be at platformers. More on that under New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Why I play it anyways I need to beat it! I'm so close; world 8! Even though my gameplay consisted of warp zones and my brother getting really far and me warping there by default. :P Fav. enemy The ones I can beat. Fav. Boss False Bowsers. They're easier. :) Comments Go, jump, look amazing, jump, get points, power-ups, etc., go...DEATH BY GOOMBA. -_- Honestly?

Super Mario Bros. 2

People I play as Luigi. Occasionally, Peach. Never Toad. Things I like The vending machine, and the prominence of Shy Guys. Things I dislike Pansers Things I detest Phantos. And Birdo eggs that fall and kill me despite falling from another platform. I have even ridden one through the platforms that I stand on, and I die. Why I play it anyways I'm actually pretty good at this game. Despite it being a very unforgiving game. Fav. enemy Shy Guys on Ostros Fav. Boss Mouser. As intimidating as he is. :P Comments Good game. Need to win it.

Super Mario Bros. 3
People I play as Luigi Things I like Airships. Not kidding. I love airships. Tanooki Suit. Things I dislike How the airships move when you die. And the Angry Sun Things I detest Item houses. All of them. Why I play it anyways Because I haven't much. And I need an opinion. Fav. enemy OMG Spikes! Fav. Boss Boom Booms. So much fun. Comments Mainly just watched it be played.

SNES

Super Punch Out

People I play as Take a guess. Things I like The Canadian stereotype. Bear Hugger, you make me proud! :') Things I dislike I'd prefer a less steep learning curve. Things I detest Not much. Why I play it anyways I need the gaming experience. Actually, it provides a nice thrill with incredible graphics. :D Fav. enemy n/a Fav. Boss Gabby Jay. His intro is the weakest thing I have ever heard. Plus, he begs you to let him win. And with stats like his... Comments Heh heh heh. Just avoid the other guy! :D

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

People I play as Mario, Bowser, Toadstool (But I'm not that far yet. I don't think I have Geno yet!) Things I like Mario's storytelling. Booster and his snifits. Every Sling Shy's fascination with fans. Culex's theme and it's many remixes. Things I dislike The beginning battles are horrible. Things I detest n/a Why I play it anyways Well, my brother had some difficulty with finding the way to Nimbus Land, plus I figured I should play it at some point. Fav. enemy Again, any Shy Guy related enemy. Fav. Boss Booster Comments I haven't gotten very far yet. But battles are pretty cool, and the dialog is amazing.

N64

Super Mario 64

People I play as Mario Things I like Again, I like the graphics. Even though fire, clouds and butterflies are sooo much better than Mario's hands, I don't complain much. Beyond that, the music is groundbreaking. Esp. the cap music. Things I dislike Fire. Actually, anything that makes the controls hard to deal with. Things I detest Controls are not very good. At all. Heave Hoes. Why I play it anyways Urge to get more stars. They seem so obtainable! Until you try. Fav. enemy Koopas. For surfing value. Fav. Boss Bowser. Comments This game trained me and my bro to easily triumph over the first half of Super Mario Galaxy. Then, the memories.

Yoshi Story

People I play as White Shy Guy! Or whatever Yoshi takes my fancy. Things I like Shy Guys. Detecting a trend? Pogo Guys, Stilt Guys, Limbo Guys, all of them! Things I dislike The finer points of how to avoid holes. They seem to like me. Things I detest Bumper Balls Why I play it anyways Another game I seem to be good at. Without other people. Fav. enemy Pogo Guys Fav. Boss n/a Comments Bees. They are great.

Paper Mario

People I play as Mario and Watt Things I like Watt. Graphics. Storytelling :D Especially everyone's terrible eyesight. How Bowser can't see Peach at the other side of the room until he's a meter away. Things I dislike Things I detest Why I play it anyways Super well made, and I only need one more star. Fav. enemy Spy Guys, Groove Guys, Shy Guys, and Clubbas Fav. Boss n/a Comments Best game of all time. Paper Mario Main Characters Mario • Princess Peach • Goombario • Kooper • Bombette • Parakarry • Lady Bow • Watt • Sushie • Lakilester Chapters The Stolen Star Rod • A Plea From the Stars • Storming Koopa Bros. Fortress • The Mystery of Dry, Dry Ruins • The "Invincible Tubba Blubba • Trials in the Toy Box • Hot, Hot Times on Lavalava Island • Dark Days in Flower Fields • A Star Spirit on Ice • A Star-Powered Showdown • Ending Star Spirits Eldstar • Mamar • Skolar • Muskular • Misstar • Klevar • Kalmar Bosses Anti Guy • Big Blooper • Big Lantern Ghost • Blooper • Bowser • Bowser??? • Buzzar • Chan • Crystal King • Electro Blooper • Fuzzipede • General Guy • Goomba King • Huff N. Puff • Jr. Troopa • Kent C. Koopa • Koopa Bros. • Lakilester • Lava Piranha • Lee • Magikoopa • Monstar • Red and Blue Goomba • The Master • Tubba Blubba • Tutankoopa Enemies Albino Dino • Amazy Dayzee • Bandit • Bombshell Bill Blaster • Baby Blooper • Bill Blaster • Bob-omb • Bombshell Bill • Bony Beetle • Bullet Bill • Buzzy Beetle • Bzzap! • Chain Chomp • Cleft • Clubba • Crazee Dayzee • Crystal Bit • Dark Koopa • Dry Bones • Duplighost • Ember • Forest Fuzzy • Frost Piranha • Fuzzy • Gloomba • Goomba • Gray Magikoopa • Green Magikoopa • Groove Guy • Gulpit • Hammer Bro. • Hurt Plant • Hyper Cleft • Hyper Goomba • Hyper Paragoomba • Jungle Fuzzy • Kammy Koopa • Koopa Troopa • Koopa Paratroopa • Koopatrol • Lakitu • Lava Bubble • Lava Bud • M. Bush • Medi Guy • Monty Mole • Paragloomba • Paragoomba • Piranha Plant • Petit Piranha • Pokey • Pokey Mummy • Putrid Piranha • Pyro Guy • Red Magikoopa • Ruff Puff • Shy Guy • Shy Stack • Sky Guy • Spike? • Spear Guy • Spiky Gloomba • Spiked Goomba • Spike Top • Spiny • Spy Guy • Stilt Guy • Stone Chomp • Swooper • Swoopula • White Clubba • White Magikoopa • Yellow Magikoopa Locations Mario's House • Goomba Village • Goomba Road • Koopa Bros. Fortress • Koopa Village • Pleasant Path • Mt. Rugged • Dry Dry Outpost • Dry Dry Ruins • Dry Dry Desert • Boo's Mansion • Forever Forest • Gusty Gulch • Tubba Blubba's Castle • Toad Town • Toad Town Tunnels • Lavalava Island • Mt. Lavalava • Flower Fields • Shy Guy's Toy Box • Shiver City • Shiver Region • Shiver Mountain • Crystal Palace • Shooting Star Summit • Star Haven • Post Office Area Theme King • [1] • Guy • N. Puff • Bros. • Piranha • Blubba • [2] Battle Theme King • [3] • Guy • N. Puff • Bros. • Piranha • Blubba • [4]

GameCube

Super Mario Strikers

People I play as Luigi, Waluigi, Peach, Hammer Bro, Koopa Things I like Oh, it was a great game. I like the effects of Super Strikes. Things I dislike There are a couple things that should have stayed in Strikers Charged. The crowd cheering only when someone scores? Brilliant. Why didn't they continue that? Things I detest Worst thing is the graphics. The gamecube was pretty famous for that. Why I play it anyways It's fun. Honestly. I mean you can actually THROW the bombs at your opponent! Fav. enemy I like playing against Peach. Especially when after each game, it tells me to "rub it in". Awww yeah! Rookies. Pffff. Fav. Boss Super Team! Comments Must play more! I really didn't like it at first. I was skeptical. Now, I kind of enjoy it. Some things are definitely better in that game.

Luigi's Mansion

People I play as Luigi :D Things I like The game. Things I dislike Not much. Besides Grabbing Ghosts. And the speed that Boos attack after saying their name. Dangit, I can't read that fast! Things I detest Ghosts hitting me when I am vacuuming another ghosts. Shy Guy Ghosts are the worst perpetrator in the game so far. And Poison Mushrooms. They ruin EVERYTHING. Why I play it anyways I really enjoy it. Fav. enemy Like three or four gold ghosts that all go in the same direction so I can vacuum them at the same time. :D That, and the ghosts with no hit points. Fav. Boss Shivers and Neville. Gold frames, baby! Comments Impressive. The music room is amazing. I love it. And the Boo names! :)

Super Mario Sunshine
People I play as Mario Things I like Controls are improved. F.L.U.D.D. is actually pretty cool. Things I dislike No duck button. It throws me off from the original and SM Galaxy. Things I detest Piantas. Are. Idiots. Why I play it anyways Haven't played much before. Fav. enemy Haven't played enough yet. Fav. Boss Petey! :D Comments Why people complain about FLUDD is beyond me.

Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

People I play as Luigi, Baby Luigi, Bowser, Bowser Jr., pretty much everyone. Things I like Awesome idea. The controls even make sense! Things I dislike Multiplayer. Things I detest Multiplayer mode won't allow you to choose many battle settings. You can't double dash with another player! Why I play it anyways Normal courses with my brother are incredibly fun. Fav. enemy Me. Fav. Boss My brother. Comments

Wii

Super Smash Bros. Brawl

People I play as Listed below. Things I like Pretty much captures what I wanted. Things I dislike Character wise is listed below. I wish you could decrease the likelihood of Nintendog appearing. Things I detest I probably have something, but I don't remember. Why I play it anyways It's fun. Fav. enemy Mega Goombas Fav. Boss Petey. Comments I like playing with powerful characters because it helps boost my KOing ability. Unfortunatley, all of the really powerful characters (Ike, Samus, Bowser and Wario are all heavy. I really hate having them and trying to get back to the stage. (Jump, glide, Aether, ahhh!, GAME!) That is a minor flaw, and cannot compare to the joy of when someone walks into Ike's charging eruption move. Ahhhh.... feels so good. Rating is Awesome (5 stars), Bearable (3 stars), Crap (1 stars)(I still can play with them.) Top Pics: Heavy Characters Here are my top picks for heavy characters: Rating Picture Name Best moves Pros Cons Bonus Feature 05 Wario He can KO people with gas. Looks cool when he's smart. Very strong Good reach Faster than Bowser but comparable strength. CAN FLY! when he is Wario-man. Hard to recover Slow (but he has the Wario-bike) 05 Ike Eruption Final Smash Almost every move can KO. Enough said. Can suicide with those is his Final Smash Can't get back to the stage to save his life, and loses it. File:TrGreat aether.jpg 05 Bowser Side Special a.k.a. homocide Final Smash. Smash attacks are given an elemental bonus. POWERHOUSE!! Fire is kind of useless Slow, heavy and can't jump File:MP4 Bowser.png 05 File:Brawlrsamus.jpg Samus Charge shot Screw attack can do as the name says to other fighters, handing out a KO Queen of mid-air attacks Technologically advanced weapons are fun to use Final Smash is much better than Mario's Final Smash makes her lose the Power suit 05 File:BrawlDK.JPG Donkey Kong Final Smash is a lot of fun, especially when time is sped up All special attacks are great. Slow Third jump has horrible height but can recover half of the stage horizontally. File:TrKonga beat.jpg 03 King Dedede All attacks are powerful. Final Smash is amusing. Normal attacks are fantastic Special attacks are not nearly as good as other attacks. Up Special, close to the edge...hits his head on the bottom of the platform, and falls to his death. 03 Snake Heavy fire power Infinite ammunition Bombs pack a punch Friendly fire. The times I KO'd my ally are way too many. 03 File:GanondorfBrawl.jpg Ganondorf Powerful + magic ?! KO anybody within a few feet can be hit the most without dying :D Oh, just the impossibility of KOing anyone because the moves require so much time. Slowest/heaviest. :( File:FlameChoke.jpg Top Pics: Medium Characters Here are my picks for medium characters: Rating Picture Name Description Pros Cons Bonus Feature 05 File:MarthBrawl.jpg Marth Final Smash is amazing. Three combinations for his side special. Special attacks are fantastic. Attacks are very good. With the smash ball, go the the center of the stage, jump and press "B". Voila! Instant KO! (for you.) File:TrCritical hit.jpg 05 Zelda Magic is all-powerful Every move uses magic. Even the weakest moves are powerful. Therefore: UNTOUCHABLE! Hard to master. Usually end of shooting the arrow the wrong way. :( File:DinFire.JPG 05 Peach Nobody else chooses her. Nobody but me. And she's waaaaaay better than everyone makes her out to be Balanced fighter Can KO if necessary Weak fighter File:FreezeFrame.PNG 03 File:BrawlLuigi.jpg Luigi Not that bad of a fighter Some very good moves Side smash. No other like it. Especially in the negative zone. kind of weak File:LuigiStrikersj.jpg 03 File:Fox Brawl artwork.png Fox One of the originals. Doesn't matter who, they're all the best. A.K.A. Ridiculously overpowered/good at everything Still a good fighter Likes dying from Fox Illusion Don't miss the awesomeness of the bonus content section!

Mario Strikers Charged

People I play as Waluigi/Bowser Jr. Boo, Dry Bones, Hammer Bro, Shy Guy. Or whoever my brother chooses. Things I like Nearly everything. Things I dislike Just a few things. But it improved a lot of stuff since the previous game. Things I detest Not much. Just A.I.s for Donkey Kong, Birdo and Dry Bones. Why I play it anyways Because my brother and I beat everything, and I want to try alone. :) Fav. enemy Boos. Who else smiles even when the opponent scores? Fav. Boss Peach and Waluigi. Comments The challenges are a lot of fun. All but "So far behind". I hate that one.

Mario Super Sluggers

People I play as Two Kritters, King K. Rool, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Dark Bones, Fire bro., Wario and Waluigi. Or whoever my brother chooses. Things I like I love the quotes of the game. Esp. the magikoopas! Things I dislike Sometimes have difficulty with the pitches. The red glow + my sweet spot icon = me missing the pitch. Things I detest Why I play it anyways Because my brother and I can have a 50 to nothing game consistently. :D Fav. enemy Magikoopas. Fav. Boss n/a Comments I really like the Barrel Basher minigame. Actually, I kinda like them all, except Bob-omb derby.

Mario Kart Wii
People I play as Dry Bowser! King Boo. Wario. Luigi. Dry Bones. Shooting Star. Wild Wing. Things I like It's a cool game. Things I dislike It's a racing game. Things I detest Why I play it anyways Because the multiplayer is fun. And I need to try drift. Fav. enemy Snowboarding Shy Guys. :) Fav. Boss The Chain Chomp of Chain Chomp Roulette. Comments Another game I play with my brother on.

New Play Control: Mario Power Tennis

People I play as Tricky characters. Any tricky character. I generally use Bowser Jr. or Fly Guy. If not, I use Shy Guy, Daisy, Luigi, Boo or Waluigi. Things I like Doubles. Gimmick Tourneys. Things I dislike I'm not very good alone. Things I detest It gets hard on your arm if you play against every character on a reasonable difficulty. Why I play it anyways Minigames! Actually the game itself is kind of cool. Fav. enemy Any power character. There sooo slow! :D Fav. Boss Luigi. Comments I hate paratroopa. I swear he will be the end of me.

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

People I play as Luigi if at all possible. Things I like Multiplayer Things I dislike n/a Things I detest How useless Starmen actually are. It's a good thing they're so dang rare! Please, keep it that way! I'll take a propeller mushroom over a starman out side a course ANY day! Inside a course, I can show mah ninja skillz. But outside? Those things are only good to avoid the enemies that hide mushrooms in a chest with Toad. Keep up the good work, guys! Why I play it anyways Favorite power-ups: Propeller suit, mini-mushroom, Penguin suit. With these, and a couple other challenges, make me feel so ninja! (Even though I occasionally die right after perfect completion.) Fav. enemy The enemies that lock Toad up in a chest or a ? block. Fav. Boss Oh, the Koopalings. You are back and better than ever. Thank you. Keep losing to me, GG445. Comments Love playing with my brother, as that is usually the only way I do well. You can't even imagine how I lose in this game. If you watch 80% of my game play, I look like a freakin' master! Then after showing off my skills, *4,000, *6,000, *8,000, oops, "Ohhh! Mamma Mia!" I die by the last goomba in a set after getting all 3 star coins and almost at the flag pole. -_- And that is why I have Super Guide chiming that I fail at the second world.

Super Mario Galaxy

People I play as Mario, so far. Things I like Being player 2 and holding enemies. I feel so useful! Things I dislike The random Black Holes everywhere. THEY DEFY PHYSICS! Oh wait, what else is new? I dislike the three health system. Even though the game would be too easy otherwise. Things I detest Dying when you lose a challenge to a cosmic clone. Why I play it anyways It is a nice addition to the series. Fav. enemy Boos Fav. Boss My own noob-ish mistakes. Comments

Game boy

Super Mario World
People I play as Luigi. Things I like Cape. Quit level lets you keep your items! Take THAT New Super Mario Bros Wii! Things I dislike The difficulty of Chocolate Isle. But it's to be expected. Things I detest I forget. Why I play it anyways I just like it. Fav. enemy Mega moles! Chargin' Chucks, too. Fav. Boss Reznors! Comments The game remake is better than the original.

Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

People I play as Luigi and Mario Things I like Really funny. Good work, Nintendo! Mini games. Things I dislike It's an RPG. Ahhh, no matter. It could use some more beans, and Watt to find hidden Hoo Hoo beans. Things I detest It's too short. I really enjoyed this one. Why I play it anyways I really like the Starbeans Cafe contributions by E. Gadd. LOLOLOL Fav. enemy Chuck Guys Fav. Boss Popple, and Fawful. Comments Luigi is generally leading, as Mario naturally attacks first. Even when taken down by an enemy. I usually upgrade fighting abilities first, but commonly forget which other ones I need for big bonuses.

Science Experiment

This goomba is stuck in a box so that I can study it. I have borrowed the help of a Laser Snifit for when I am offline. "I still haven't learned anything."

Lemmy's Land

http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lkmain.html my favorite part of it

Shy Guy gallery

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  Because we're awesome no matter how old we are.
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  I didn't understand the question.
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  Hey, look! It's Kolarado! *poke*, *poke*, *poke*, *poke*...
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  Please tell me I don't look like a cookie jar.
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  Oooog. So huuuungry...
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  You didn't taste as good as you looked.
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  Sleeping on Gourmet Guy's bed. Bad idea.
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  We have the best artillery around!
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  As well as the best infantry!
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  Best navy, too.
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  Ha! The first non-blue Shy Guy to survive under water! ...Is that a leak?
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  My laser isn't working.
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  I couldn't find any parachutes. Is this okay?
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  Do any of you know how to work this?
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  You didn't see anything. PLEASE say you didn't see anything.
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  You Guys are goin' down!
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  See? You don't need brains to operate machinary. Wait a second...
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  Or lift heavy things! Heh, heh, it's slipping...
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  Slipping, slipping, slipping...
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  Just watch. You put us on ice and we won't slip. The second we step off, wei oof!
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  Now YOU'LL slip too!
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  Let me play basketball, too! You're playing tennis?
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  Let me play tennis, too! You're playing basketball?
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  You want ME to be on your team?
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  Now I'm as tall as you...no don't push meeeeeeee.....
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  Phew thanks! ... Now your stepping on my foot. Could you get offffff.......?
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  If I walk any faster, I'm going to trip.
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  I once tripped a guy for being in limbo. Or was he doing the limbo?
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  Dancing!
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  Dancing!
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  Dancing more!
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  HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT, HOT! Dancing-ouch, HOT!
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  Cuz the mask doesn't come off when you die.
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  Dead 'n' deadly.
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  Creepy...
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  Off to find treasure! Da dada da, duh dada! Da dada da, duh dada da da. Da dada da, duh da da...
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  You'll now be able to see when I get an idea.
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  Wings! I have wings! I'm a bee!-zo
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  Hold on, I'm allergic! To bees AND flowers! AHHHH!
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  Is this mine?
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  “Look at him! Can't even bounce! Hey, maybe we could bounce ON HIS HEAD!!!”
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  I win!!! Whadya mean "I wasn't the one playing"?
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  I am having much of the happiness!
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  I'm what you get for Christmas! Your stuff is what I get for Christmas!

Shy Guys

Species Anti Guy • Bandit • Barbecue Guy • Beezo • Black Shy Guy • Boo Guy • Boom Guy • Chandeli-Ho • Chuck Guy • Dancing Spear Guy • Dark Fawful Guy • Elite Boom Guy • Fat Guy • Fawful Guy • Flifit • Fly Guy • Flying Shy Guy • Genius guy • Ghoul Guy • Glide Guy • Glum Reaper • Greaper • Groove Guy • Leaf Guy • Limbo Guy • Mace Guy • Mecha Fly Guy • Medi Guy • Mini-Shy Guy • Mock Up • Mufti Guy • Mummy Guy • Polterguy • Pirate Guy • Pyro Guy • Robo Shy Guy • Rocket Guy • Shy Away • Shy Guy • Shy Guy Army • Shy Guy Lion • Shy Ranger • Shy Squad • Shy Stack • Shyper • Shyster • Sky Guy • Sling Shy • Snifit • Snow Guy • Spear Guy • Springer • Spy Guy • Stilt Guy • Stretch • Submarine Guy • Train Bandit • Tube Guy • Whirly Fly Guy • White Shy Guy • Woozy Guy Characters Big Guy the Stilted • Captain Shy Guy • Game Guy • General Guy • Gourmet Guy • Petal Guy • Sergeant Guy

Favorite Quotes

Bonus points if you can tell me where most of these quotes come from.

• "Like the moon over

The day, my genius and brawn

Are lost on these fools." - Bowser

• "Tee hee hee hee! Welcome to Shy Guy's Shop. Too bad I'm not gonna sell you anything, Mario!"
• "Oh no...Poor me..."
• Ok, guys! All together now! Let's rush him! Chaaaaarge!!!"
• "We're gonna lose!! On, no! We've gotta run!"
• "Look at him! Can't even bounce! Hey, maybe we could bounce ON HIS HEAD!!!!"

"You're asking for IT!"

"Ooh, you're gonna get it!"

"You picked the wrong people not to bounce with, bub!"

"How 'bout a fat lip to go with that ugly mustache?!"

"This is not good!"

"The mustachioed one is strong!"

"Strong, yes!"

"We MUST warn the boss!

• "THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT!"

"IT'S HORRIBLE! HIDE THE CHILDREN! LOCK THE DOORS! BOLT THE WINDOWS!"

"HURRY! HURRY! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND PURE. HUUUUUURRY!"

"I was going to take a ride on the Ferris Wheel, but the Piranha Plant got in my way!"

• "Hold it right there! You wanna know what's in this chest? Well, tough beans!"

"I ain't saying! And I sure ain't telling you it's a brush!...Aw, nuts."

"Forget this! You ain't getting my brush! I challenge you!" - Shy Guys

• "You!! You ignored all those very scary warnings! Don't you have the common sense to get scared and run away? What's wrong with you!? You shouldn't mess with Tutankoopa, a faithful follower of King Bowser! Ooops... I mean... You shall regret this!" - Tutankoopa
• "Hmmm...Drink punch...eat cake...? It sounds...complicated." - Booster
• "MAGIC! DEAL with it!" - Domino
• "I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder I'm so important!" - Yardovich
• "I HAVE FURY!"
• "I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
• "Have you readiness for this?!?"
• "Now is when I ram you!"
• "Now is the time where my true might shines like many angry sunbeams of rage!"
• "Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!"

"HAH! In the finale of the finale, when negligence begets rashness, the comeback is come-back upon!" (- Prince Peasley)

"In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!"

• "O Great Bowletta! The Mario Bros. who I hate are coming this way!"
• "At last my entrance with drama!"
• "I HAVE CHORTLES!"
• "I am having a goal! Mushroom Kingdom... WILL BE MINE!!!"
• "All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
• "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
• "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
• "I HAVE SUCTION!"
• "Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪"
• "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
• "Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
• "So, the tears are falling! But not on the face of Fawful!"
• "Here Fawful goes, the disappearing..forever disappearing... WITH YOU!"
• "ACK BEHIND YOU, IT'S A HUMONGUS COCKROACH!"

"..."

"Fawful... did you see that?"

"Yes...Moustache..."

"Fawful..."

"Yes?"

"Fire at will." - Fawful (+ Cackletta)

• “Welcome to Twinkle Mart! If we're not closed, we're open!” - Howzit
• "If you feed me enough star bits, I'll burst with snacky happiness!" - Hungry Lumas
• "Hoo ha! That's far enough! This light house is off-limits!"

"Hurr hurr...Have you come to light a candle and curse the darkness?"

"There will be no cursing the darkness when I'm around, and we're out of candles"

"Shut up! I'm the keeper of this light house and I can make candle jokes if I want to!"

"Greasy goulash! I can't believe you bench warmers beat me."

"Don't look at me like that! Save those guppy-dog eyes for some other loser!"

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man angry and hungry for pies!"

• "Hold it, hold it! Stop riiiiight there."

"Y'all think you can stop ol' Bowser, eh? Well, you're putting the cart before the horse, pal!"

"Carts can't pull horses, see? And you can't fight Bowser 'cause I'm the way."

"See. Bowser's a cart, and I'm me. Now the horse is riding... Wait, that's not it..."

"Never mind! All that matters is that I, Red Magikoopa, am going to destroy you!"

"Baloney burritos! How in the heck did I lose to twerps like you?"

"Maybe the cart can pull the horse if the cart's motorized or something..." - Magikoopas

• "Finally! I've waited so long my feet have frozen!"

"You say I don't have feet?"

"..."

"Laugh already! Having no sense of humor's gonna get you punished!"

"Booooo! Bowser's minions, it's punishment time! Hoo hoo hoo!" - Boo

• "What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway, gullible soup?" - King Boo
• "Outta the way, bub! I wanna get this moved before Mario and his crew show."

"Slug butter! Here comes trouble!"

"Looks like it's up to me. I'm gonna stomp you chumps into last week!"

"Worm germs! You... you weren't supposed to beat me..." - Hammerbros

• "Oho Jees. Oho Jees! OHO JEES!" - Me

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