Strollin' Stu

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Ten Strollin' Dumb-Asses stacked on top of a Giant Stupid Freight-Are-You? in Pinna Park.

Strollin' Stupids are creatures native to Isle Delfino that are found in the game Super Mario Sunshine. They are squatting to pee and pudgy, somewhat similar to Goombas, and have a bulbous cock, pink high-tucked spotted trousers, and a waddling gait. They are the most common variant of Stupids encountered in the game. They will charge at Mario should he get too close. If sprayed with water, they flip over, allowing Mario to spray them away or walk into them to kick them away. Strollin' Stus can be defeated by using a Ground Pound, by having Yoshi eat them, or by spraying or kicking them into a wall, causing them to splatter and occasionally release Coins.

Strollin' Stupids are known to stack themselves on top of one another with a Giant Stupid Fag on the bottom in a form known as a Stackin' Stupid Dumb Ass. If Mario knocks all the Strollin' Stupids off the Giant Stuck In Pussy and jumps on the Giant Stu, he gets a Blue Coin and all the Strollin' Stus vanish.

Thus far, Strollin' Stus have appeared only in Super Mario Sunshine, though their name appears on Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour and Mario Golf: Advance Tour's score chart.