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'''''Ask Cranky''''' ( | '''''Ask Cranky''''' (alternatively referred to as '''''Ask Cranky Kong''''') was an activity on the American English ''[[DK: King of Swing]]'' website. It functions as a type of {{wp|message board}}, since the user can input a question to [[Cranky Kong]], intended to be one that can be output with a "yes" or a "no" response, to be given a randomly generated response: | ||
*''Sorry, i{{sic}} broke my crystal ball last week. it's{{sic}} at the shop. i{{sic}} could look into my bowling ball if you want.''<ref name=a group=note>The activity does not capitalize "I" in sentences.</ref> | *''Sorry, i{{sic}} broke my crystal ball last week. it's{{sic}} at the shop. i{{sic}} could look into my bowling ball if you want.''<ref name=a group=note>The activity does not capitalize "I" in sentences.</ref> | ||
*''i{{sic}} | *''i{{sic}} see the answer. it is "Yes." Oh wait. Let me put on my glasses. Uh oh. Nevermind.''<ref name=a group=note/> | ||
*''Ask later. i'm resting my eyes.''<ref name=a group=note/> | *''Ask later. i'm{{sic}} resting my eyes.''<ref name=a group=note/> | ||
*''What makes you think i want to hear about your problems? My back is killing me!'' | *''What makes you think i{{sic}} want to hear about your problems? My back is killing me!''<ref name=a group=note/> | ||
*''MC squared. Dumb kids these days.'' | *''MC squared. Dumb kids these days.'' | ||
*''No, unless you have about 20 [[banana]]s for a yes answer. i'm hungry.''<ref name=a group=note/> | *''No, unless you have about 20 [[banana]]s for a yes answer. i'm{{sic}} hungry.''<ref name=a group=note/> | ||
*''An old jungle saying goes, the banana is just as ripe as a monkey with no bath. That should do ya.'' | *''An old jungle saying goes, the banana is just as ripe as a monkey with no bath. That should do ya.'' | ||
*''No. that{{sic}} would improve your life too much.''<ref name=b group=note>This is the only answer where "T" is not capitalized at the start of a sentence.</ref> | *''No. that{{sic}} would improve your life too much.''<ref name=b group=note>This is the only answer where "T" is not capitalized at the start of a sentence.</ref> | ||
*''i don't know. Look at me. Do i look to you like someone who would know?''<ref name=a group=note/> | *''i{{sic}} don't know. Look at me. Do i{{sic}} look to you like someone who would know?''<ref name=a group=note/> | ||
*''if i knew the answer, do you think i'd be here talking to you?''<ref name=a group=note/> | *''if i{{sic}} knew the answer, do you think i'd{{sic}} be here talking to you?''<ref name=a group=note/> | ||
*''in my day, we used question marks when we wanted to know something.''<ref name=a group=note/> | *''in{{sic}} my day, we used question marks when we wanted to know something.''<ref name=a group=note/> | ||
== | ==Footnotes== | ||
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==External links== | |||
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20071006145204/http://www.donkeykong.com:80/kingofswing/ HMTL site] (archived) | |||
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Latest revision as of 04:04, April 26, 2025
- This article is about the activity on the American English DK: King of Swing website. For the FAQ, see Ask Cranky (FAQ).
| Ask Cranky | |
|---|---|
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| Publisher | Nintendo |
| Platform(s) | HTML |
| Release date | 2005[?] |
| Rating(s) | N/A |
| Mode(s) | Single player |
| Format | HTML |
Ask Cranky (alternatively referred to as Ask Cranky Kong) was an activity on the American English DK: King of Swing website. It functions as a type of message board, since the user can input a question to Cranky Kong, intended to be one that can be output with a "yes" or a "no" response, to be given a randomly generated response:
- Sorry, i[sic] broke my crystal ball last week. it's[sic] at the shop. i[sic] could look into my bowling ball if you want.[note 1]
- i[sic] see the answer. it is "Yes." Oh wait. Let me put on my glasses. Uh oh. Nevermind.[note 1]
- Ask later. i'm[sic] resting my eyes.[note 1]
- What makes you think i[sic] want to hear about your problems? My back is killing me![note 1]
- MC squared. Dumb kids these days.
- No, unless you have about 20 bananas for a yes answer. i'm[sic] hungry.[note 1]
- An old jungle saying goes, the banana is just as ripe as a monkey with no bath. That should do ya.
- No. that[sic] would improve your life too much.[note 2]
- i[sic] don't know. Look at me. Do i[sic] look to you like someone who would know?[note 1]
- if i[sic] knew the answer, do you think i'd[sic] be here talking to you?[note 1]
- in[sic] my day, we used question marks when we wanted to know something.[note 1]
Footnotes[edit]
External links[edit]
- HMTL site (archived)
