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Donkus Bananus Konga Junior the Third
He knows what you did.
Full name	3.2 degrees Celsius
First appearance	Downstate Detroit

“Like, man, let my people go-go!”

—Leo Luster, "Hunka Hunka Burnin' Bluster"

Public bins are pretty cool

Whats the point of a user page if it isn't stupid like this Okay on a more serious note for this waste of a page, I tend to help about this wiki when I can, specialising on mostly DK stuff

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This user is Welsh.
This user listens to video game music.
This user's favourite Super Mario enemy is Spike.
This user proudly prefers Burger King over McDonald's.
This user loves the Banjo-Kazooie franchise.
This user loves the Conker franchise.

Images of fate

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  You cannot look at me dead in the eyes and say this pic doesn't go hard

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  I have just one query

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  Serious scientific question here; What do you actually think this is?

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  *Insert Spongebob "I don't need it, I don't need it!" scene here*

Goals for the wiki

The following is a few things I'd like to do on this wiki; this will be updated by time.

Pages to create

• Plane, Funky Kong's plane in the Donkey Kong Country TV series.
• Go Ape!, a CD that was included within various British copies of Donkey Kong Country.
• List of Donkey Kong Country (television series) home media releases, yet again, no explanation needed.

Miscellaneous

• Get the Donkey Kong Country TV show article to feature status.