You have permission to talk to me.

Here are some rules for you to follow when messaging me:
1. Please flame me.
2. Please spam
3. Please make pointless posts
4. Please don't have fun when posting
5. Please notice that the previous four rules are parodies of everyone else's rules, since they seem to post them despite it being against the rules already.

Alright, let's get to it.

Welcome, Neptune99!

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Birthday

Thank you! And, it's nice to meet you. Feel free to talk to me at anytime, or ask me any questions. It's always good to see a new face around. ;) — Stooben Rooben 11:22, 8 May 2008 (EDT)

Your Welcome

You're welcome ;) Glad to hear that some new users follow most of those links, because if you want to become an accomplished user you have to read them. Nice to meet you too :P Just call me Glitch or Glitchy if you'd like. Glitchman (talk · contribs)

Hmm...it all depends on what you're having trouble with. — Stooben Rooben 11:52, 13 May 2008 (EDT)

The CPUs are aggravating. I found myself racing as Wario in his big car on 150cc. He hauls butt, and knocks just about anybody aside. ;) Or, you could try Bowser. — Stooben Rooben 12:12, 13 May 2008 (EDT)

You're welcome! Feel free to ask for gaming help at anytime. — Stooben Rooben 12:18, 13 May 2008 (EDT)

I'm glad to hear that! :D Keep up the awesome racing. — Stooben Rooben 12:35, 13 May 2008 (EDT)

Awesome, thanks. I'll see what I can do with it. — Stooben Rooben 17:42, 17 May 2008 (EDT)

Reminder

Please stop Creating spam articles on the Super Mario Wiki. This isn't a warning, and it's possible that you made a mistake by accident or without realizing it; this is simply a reminder for your information. If the action continues, then a warning will be issued. Thanks for reading and keep contributing. If you feel this reminder was undeserved, you may appeal it.

My Bloody Valentine

The Poochy rules! article, and its talk page... What you did with those articles was spam, ya know. :| My Bloody Valentine

It's OK, just don't do it again. It's why I gave a Reminder; You aren't in any big trouble. My Bloody Valentine

Hey, cool Dry Bowser sprite, King Bowser!! Glad to have another good spriter here on the Wiki, if you like making sprites you should join Userpedia and enter spriting competitions!! Glitchman (talk · contribs)

Userbox

Hi. When you make pages related to your user page, please name them like this: User:Kingbowser99/enter name of page here (so, don't make an article Userbox but instead User:Kingbowser99/Userbox. I moved the page to the correct name and also fixed a link on your user page, so it links to the correct page). Time Questions 14:55, 18 May 2008 (EDT)

You're welcome, I'm glad I could help. Time Questions 08:44, 20 May 2008 (EDT)

hello

hi kingbowser99 i noticed your message and im already on userpedia Hemu

Hey

Would you mind looking at my Nominated Article just click the link on my sig!Δ ΔΔ Δ

Hey 2

Yo. Hey, a spammer just removed content from everypage at Bowserpedia. I got it handled. He's blocked forever. I think you should go see Toadette for a sec. He's kinda "complaining" about the number of Sysops we have at Bowserpedia. Palkia47

hey, how are you? i cant get on boweserpedia this mornig, the computer wont let me--Blue Koop 11:32, 22 July 2008 (EDT)

hmm, well ive been on vacation for a few days

hey, are you going to become the bot at bowserpedia again? --Blue Koop 11:39, 22 July 2008 (EDT) hope you have fun on your holiday

when you a bot it blocks everyone from seeing what you do at recent changes--Blue Koop 11:44, 22 July 2008 (EDT)

hey, this is Blue Koop but last night i had a name change, umm is scribble wiki up? Blue Koop^C

KB, I am sorry to say, but I am retiring from Bowserpedia. Palkia47

there is a troll at bowserpedia, help me with him.--Blue Blooper 10:06, 23 July 2008 (EDT)

HAH! You have no clue what side I'm one? I'm. A. REBEL! Palkia47

Hehehehe *gives evil grin* Never shall I stop spamming. You are a traitor of us rebels, and you SHALL FALL WITH YOUR WIKI *cough* --Palkia47 21:26, 14 August 2008 (EDT)

Uh, sure. Cool, but I wonder if some of the other users will somewhat trust you... not that I do. I trust you. --Palkia47 07:04, 15 August 2008 (EDT)

...Dang it, its not up for me :(

...Somehow, I'm not suprised XD

--Palkia47 13:03, 23 September 2008 (EDT)

Sig

Hi. I wanted to tell you that your sig is way too big. Please make it fit inside this box:

User:User:Kingbowser99/sig/sig

This is the maximum size allowed. Thanks! Time Questions 09:54, 25 September 2008 (EDT)

Right after the name of the image, put |50px (a vertical line, a number, and "px"). Try around with the number a bit to find out which size is best. Remember to also shorten the text to make it fit inside the box. Time Questions 13:21, 26 September 2008 (EDT)

hiya

hiya i know we have never spoken but you seem cool will you be my friend?????? write back Mrsdaisyluigi

Yayzor! lol hows ya today? Mrsdaisyluigi

lol im on a school computer too..... only im in a lesson. hehehehehe..... im very naughty...... mwahahahahahahaha! i will aspolode the person who invented school! mwahahahahahahahahahaha! (hyper moment lol..... to much chocolate >:P Mrsdaisyluigi

BAN HOMEWORK!???!!!! wow! i want to go there nao! ok then speak soon! >XD Mrsdaisyluigi

OHAI

OHAI KING BOWSER! *bows*... CRAP; TOO MUCH SUGAR... I THINK *slams head into desk* WHAT UP? --Palkia47 12:57, 1 October 2008 (EDT)

Actually; that's the Userpedia I "retired" and then I came back about a week later. I'm "part-retired" from the Wikia on Userpedia; but when St00bs gets Userpedia up onto MediaWiki; then I'm un-retired. --Palkia47 08:42, 3 October 2008 (EDT)

*sniffs*

You're leaving... forever?... *crys* You've always been a great friend of mine... thanks for all you've done for me... I'm going to miss you a lot, ya know? Wikis are never the same when you lose one of your friends, and then all soon leave. :( I'm sorry for everything I have caused during the wars, and all the flames I've given you. I hope *sniffs* you have a great life, KB. I'll miss you forever. :( *runs and cries* --Palkia47 09:00, 18 October 2008 (EDT)

You're retiring? :( Man, it seems like everyone's retiring these days. I appreciate what you said about me in your final words; I'll miss seeing you around. I hope life treats you greatly. :') — Stooben Rooben 13:25, 18 October 2008 (EDT)

You're still gonna be on where we can talk? Now that's good :) Why do sad songs play during moments like this happen?...Cuz family don't leave other family behind... *cries* Yep, I'm Christian... gawd, I can't believe we're parting... right here, right now. Times like this always roll around, and then those who go through it have a sad time during those moments, and that's us two right now. :( *cries a lot more* --Palkia47 15:08, 18 October 2008 (EDT)

XD *still cries* Youtube... I'm thinkin' about creating an account on there, and I may just do it today... Palkia47 Did you know its almost my birthday?

I'm just retiring from here. --Palkia47 15:32, 18 October 2008 (EDT)

I noticed what they had done... that event with your brother, eh? Wikipedia? Well... we can talk there :) Wait, what's your name on Wikipedia? You're dad is a Wiki Overlord?! HOLY CROP, ERMM, CRAP! Palkia47

When I got a name change, everyone liked Palkia47 better than MegaMario9910, oddly. --Palkia47 16:02, 18 October 2008 (EDT)

Crap, I forgot about that. I'll join now, and my name will be: The Palkia Knight. Palkia47 Which is also my new name on Chat. XD

Well, have a nice *belated* retirement. Sorry you have to leave X( I've sort of retired myself because I'm only on about once a week, if not less now. Other than that, how are you? Glitchman (talk · contribs) 00:29, 20 October 2008 (EDT)

Grapes

She has made a lot of edits recently, so she may be nominated for Sysop sometime soon. I'm not a Bureaucrat, so I can't promote though. :P — Stooben Rooben 13:31, 28 November 2008 (EST)

I think only SysOp, 'Crats, and Steve can nominated users. Grapes

Another one?

That socky was already blocked by Grandy02, in November 28th. Oh, also, I'm not a crat anymore. But I remain as a simple sysop, with my stress finally disappeared. RAP... *is working on redesigning his userpage for a while*

Um that's not a nomination. I think those happen on the forum. BTW I was a SysOp but yesturday I gave up my rank. Grapes

Cobold is demoted back to sysop because of inactiveness. ;o Currently there are three active crats, Stoobtastic, Stumpers, and Time Q. RAP...

Porplemontage what?? Grapes

ugh

Stop spreading these stupid rumours about me, everybody doesnt believe it was me. Besides, my IP starts at 75.0.0.0. Only you, SvS, Cube Game, aka Sonic Rocks who wants revenge against me, and Aluigi do. :\ Super-Yoshi^{Talk? C???}

Personal Imgaes

HI! You have more than the allowed PI's (4) please tag the other ones with the delete template, or they will be deleted at random ™ Thanks :)

Spriter?

I hear you're a good spriter. Can you create some sprites for me when you have the time? Electrobomber

Sounds cool... it's been a while since I put that on there, so I can't remember what I wanted, so be patient €lectrobomber

Aha! I remember. I wanted you to take his image: [1] and recolor the Bob-ombs the same shade as my sig. And then, if you're any good at making parts of sprites from scratch, I want you to make small mechanical arms. Do it if you can :) €lectrobomber

SMW

Cool place. Do you play super mario world? User Talk: Marioman23230

Hey

Hey, man. It's good to see you back. Will you be editing the wiki, or just hanging around? — Stooben Rooben 01:18, 18 May 2010 (EDT)

Friends

Wanna be friends Kingbowser99? -User:Bagels25

Userpedia

BTW, UP is back now. MrConcreteDonkey 11:14, 6 November 2010 (UTC)

You stuffs

Your Who's Online doesn't work. If you want the new code, its some in View Source on my page...And please remove/alter the fake New Message banner on your talkpage. Things changed while you were gone. This Is War 12:40, 13 November 2010 (UTC)

Here is the new Who's Online:

Who's online: Lakituthequick, Drago, LadySophie17, SethAllen623, TANAKA SAMMI, Rykitu, Technetium, Apikachu68, BMfan08, Conradd, KoopaCapeisBest, Memelord2020, Natnew, Hooded Pitohui, Salmancer, Shadsowl893, Min is Mini, MCD, HEYGuy5, Zootalo, PlugMeister, Tails777, Aomaf, Potato3003, Doc von Schmeltwick, StarFighter31, Results May Vary, SolemnStormcloud, Porplemontage, Shy Guy on Wheels, Deor100, CupcakePelle, Nelsonic, Jdtendo, Kirby the Formling, SuperMarioFanexpert, Nightwicked Bowser, Kingoffire6873 U, Hewer, Stone Pokey, Computerfan0, Sparks, Rewind, Nintendo101, Nuisance233, CjaretY2005, Tympio, Headd, CamTro

Take the code from this section. This Is War 12:43, 13 November 2010 (UTC)

I removed the fake template from here. It ought to have been taken down earlier. Anyway, I forgot to give you this:

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This user is friends with Rise Up Above It.

This Is War 16:01, 11 December 2010 (UTC)

hello kb99 this is supermarioandyoshi2 File:SMW Mario2.png well contact me on my talk pageMedia:Example.ogv well see ya around!

Your Userbox subpage

It isn't allowed. Please move everything from that page to your main userpage. Master R.O.B.

Well, it is not allowed per MarioWiki:Userspace. (Although it probably was allowed when you were more active on this site) Master R.O.B.

Pointless message

Hi glorious Neptune.

Good thanks :3

Oooh, sounds epic! Wanna sprite me? All I have ATM is the one frame in my sig.

Shokora (talk · edits) 09:21, 28 September 2013 (EDT)

Sigfix

Dear Neptune99, Your current signature is in violation of one or more of the rules listed on MarioWiki:Signatures. Please change your signature and keep the regulations and requirements in mind when creating future designs. If you have not made the appropriate changes within one week of receiving this notice, your signature will be changed for you.

Neptune (Talk)

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UP party

No one comes to Userpedia anymore!!! PLEASE UPGRADE MY EMBLEM!!! TVTrash (talk) 17:20, 8 January 2014 (EST)